Dr. Slump (1997–1999): Season 1, Episode 60 - Arale Mokugeki!! Tarou Inochi ga Ke no Koi!? - full transcript

N’Cha! It’s me, Arale!

My CPU is one million MHz

I can be

At your service

I love love love
I can say it one million times

So let me be

By your side

Electrons are running
Through my body

They want you

For real, really, seriously

Let me peek



Into your heart

If you think of me even a little

It makes me happy

My CPU is one million MHz

I can be

At your service

More than seas, mountains, rivers

Or the Sun

I love your smile

Your aura is shining

Don't peek

Into my heart

My feelings towards you

Will turn into popcorn



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Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

Tsukutsun-kun!

Tsururin-Chan!

Let's go to school!

Oh, no! I overslept!

N'Cha! Did you know?

Tsururin-Chan can do anything
with her supernatural power!

I'm jealous!
I want that power, too!

Thank you for waiting!

N'Cha!

Good morning!

Tsururin-Chan is cute as always...

ARALE WITNESSES!!
TARO'S RISKY LOVE?!

Wind feels so good!

That's so nice!

She can do anything with
her supernatural power!

I wish I had the power, too!

I wanna go on a date
with Tsururin-Chan...

But she will probably say no...

Extra! Extra!

-Here you go.
-Thanks!

What was that?

Hoyo?

THE COOL GUY CONTEST

"The Cool Guy Contest?"

It looks like a contest to decide
the most wonderful man.

What kind of man
would go on a contest...

The top prize is 10,000 yen!

What?! Are you serious?!

The top prize is 10,000 yen.

Cash prizes for
second and third place!

Hey, you two should enter!

Huh? Us?!

A man must be cool these days.

And the winner is Taro Soramame!

Taro-san!

You're so cool!

Tsururin-san, will you
go out on a date with me?

Yes, of course!

Tsururin is so happy!

A date with Tsururin-Chan!

All right! I'll enter!

I'm gonna win for sure!

I-I won't enter...

I'll enter!

I don't think you can
because you're a woman.

What?

But you can enter, right?
I'm so jealous!

Oh, no. If you can't enter,
I won't, either.

Then, it's just Tsukutsun and Taro!

Let's cheer for them!

Taro-san!

I'll be cheering for you,
so good luck!

What? You'll be cheering for me?

Of course I will!

This is my big chance!

I'll do my best for Tsururin-Chan!

Okay! Good luck!

I'll cheer for you, too!

This will be fun!

PENGUIN VILLAGE
THE COOL GUY CONTEST

Come on, hurry!

It's like a big festival!

Because they'll decide who
the most handsome man is!

Again?

Can we fix it before the challenge?

I hope so.

I wouldn't do it even if they
gave me one million yen!

Right? Let's go to a sauna!

Yeah!

What's wrong? Let's go!

Arale-Chan!

It's so lively here!

Triathlon and bungee jumping are
part of the challenges, too!

What?!

Th-Then, what I just saw was...

This will be fun!

I'm excited! I'm excited!

Ow, ow, ow...

M-My stomach hurts suddenly...

What? Taro-san, are you okay?

Ow, ow, ow... I don't think
I can participate in the contest...

There it is! Taro's fake illness!

Brother, if you don't want
to participate, just say so!

Fake illness! Fake illness!

What's a fake illness?

Shut up! Oh!

You were really faking it...

Why is it, Taro-san?!

You were so excited,
saying you'll win!

Th-That's...

What are you guys doing?

You came to watch?

Taro-sa doesn't want to
participate in the contest.

Were you going to compete?!

Don't do it!

You always hated
being in the spotlight!

Yeah. You're too timid.

Too cowardly.

Too shy.

And you poop in your pants!

You guys are right. Yes...

See? You can't do it!
I'm gonna win this contest!

Says the middle-aged fat man.

Shut up! With the prize money...

That's so awful!

Taro-san, win the contest
and put them to shame!

I can't win anyway, so it's okay...

Are you okay with this?!

They'll keep making fun of you!

Taro-sa is an idiot!

I decided.

You must participate
in the contest!

N-No, I can't!

Don't be such a coward!

You must be in it to win it!

B-But...

Do you understand?!

Y-Yes...

He's overpowered by her spirit.

Tsururin-Chan is scary
despite her looks.

She's very competitive
in a strange way.

THE COOL GUY CONTEST

Let's begin the Cool Guy Contest!

Here are the prizes!
Third place, 3,000 yen!

Second place, 5,000 yen! And...

the winner gets 10,000 yen!

Of course, I'm the most
handsome one here.

-Hurry up!
-Stop kidding around!

-Too long!
-Get off the stage!

Damn you!

You'd better treat the author
nicely or you'll see!

The first challenge is
a test of courage!

It's the bungee jump!

Good luck, Senbei-san!

Now, who goes first?

Y-You guys go ahead!

The oldest person should go first.

You're the oldest one!

I'll go.

The first contestant is
from Metropolis Island,

it's Mr. Basil!

Oh, my! He's amazing!

There!

-Amazing!
-He did it!

He's so confident,
perfect and cool!

Next, go ahead!

Everyone already knows
that I'm cool.

I don't need to demonstrate...

I'll help you!

Here!

Hoyo!

Suppaman's out of the
competition due to an accident.

Who's next?

Sen-Chan, you can do it!

If you win, let's go to
a hot spring by ourselves!

What?!

By ourselves...

A mixed bathing, here I come!

It's like a sweet-potato vine!

They all cleared the stage!

The last contestant is
Taro Soramame!

Good luck, brother!

You can do it!

M-My knees gave away...

He can't do it.

Taro-san! If you don't do it,
they'll call you a coward forever!

That's fine with me!

Hoyo?

There!

Huh?

See? You're fine!

I... I see!

With her supernatural power...

I'll help you, so let's
do this together! Okay?

Yeah, I'll do it!
I'll win no matter what!

Yes! That's the spirit!

The second challenge is triathlon!

If you finish it,
you'll clear this stage!

Wait up!

Wow! Taro is so fast!

What the heck is this?!

Can they climb all the way up
through those boulders?!

There!

Here!

Yahoo!

Yay!

Taro Soramame finished first!

This is totally unexpected!

Taro is impressive!

Yeah, he's cool!

Tsururin-Chan!

All right!

I'll win no matter what and go
on a date with Tsururin-Chan!

Wow! That looks so good!

You can't eat it, though.

Huh? Why?!

The third challenge is...

the spicy food eating challenge!

There!

There!

Please eat it all!
Don't leave anything!

Here!

Senbei-san, good luck!

Eat a lot!

There!

Why the spicy food
at the cool guy contest?

I don't know...

This is nothing!

Hoyo! What a big belly!

Poke! Poke!

H-Hey, stop it!

You were hiding the food
in your clothes!

Mashirito is disqualified!

It's the ballroom
dancing challenge!

Go ahead, dance elegantly!

What's wrong with you?! So rude!

Don't push your luck!

Un, deux, trois...

After these tough challenges,

these four remain
in the competition!

Sen-Chan, good luck!

Leave it to me!

For the semi-final challenge,
we'll compare leg length!

All right!

Wait!

Of course, the longer ones win!

So Basil and Taro will move
on to the final challenge!

All right!

Taro-sa did it!

-Mine are longer!
-No! I'm the third place!

I did it, Tsururin-Chan!

Who's the real cool guy?
Basil or Taro?

The final challenge is
a boxing match!

B-Boxing?!

Taro-sa!

Ts-Tsururin-Chan!

Taro-san, it's the
final challenge at last!

Y-Yeah, it is...

Hoyo? You look down...

I've never boxed, so...

And he looks so strong, too...

Then, just practice!

Arale-Chan, can you
be his opponent?

Okay!

What?!

W-Wait a minute!

Hoyo?

There!

There!

Hoyoyo! Taro-sa is amazing!

D-Damn! I dodged
Arale-chan's punches!

Are you confident now?

Yes, of course!

I'm counting on you
for the final, too!

What?

I'll win no matter what!

All right! I'll do it!

Go! Go! Taro-sa!

Go! Go! Yay! Yay!

Wh-What's this feeling...?

Thank you all for waiting!

It's time for the final challenge
of the Cool Guy Contest!

He looks really strong!

Don't worry!

With Tsururin-chan's power,
Taro will win for sure!

You're right!

What's the matter, sister?

What? N-No, it's nothing...

Hey! Tsururin-Chan!

Brother, fight!

Good luck, Taro-sa!

You can do it!

Hey, hey!

Your mom got outie!

Come get me!

I'll smack your butt!

That was just a lucky hit.

But there won't be another--

There! There! There!

Huh?

Taro-sa is getting beaten!

Tsururin-Chan,
use your power quick!

-I can't.
-What?

I can't use my power...

What?!

Oh, no! Can it be...?!

What's going on?

This happened once...

It was when she was still little.

I got you, Tsururin-Chan!

She can't use her power
if someone she likes touches her.

Which means...

You fell in love with my brother?!

Hoyoyo! You're in love!

I'm so embarrassed!

My brother will die at this rate!

What do we do?!

I can help him!

No! Then, Taro-san
will be disqualified!

Hoyo...

Taro-san...

Tsururin-Chan, this is nothing!

Taro-san...

Taro-san...

Huh? It hurts a little...

This is strange...

Sister!

That's right!

I have Tsururin-Chan,
the goddess of victory!

Brother, you've had it enough!

Tsururin-Chan passed out!

She can't use her power!

Just give up, Taro!

Just give up now, brother!

Enough with playing!

I'll finish you off now!

What?!

This is it!

Go! Taro-sa!

I'm gonna go on a date
with Tsururin-Chan!

The winner of the Cool Guy
Contest is Taro Soramame!

Tsururin-Chan...

Tsururin-Chan!

Now, the award ceremony--

Huh?! Where are the awards?!

The award money is mine!

What?!

Thief! That's my 3,000 yen!

No, it's mine!

-Shut up! It's mine!
-No, I'm the third!

Shut up! Look at this!

Wow! It's so cool!

Basil is actually Caramel Man No. 9
that I created to win the contest!

Show them what you got,
Caramel Man No. 9!

Do you know what's cool? Winter.

Run, now!

C-Crap! He was distracting
us with a stupid joke!

Hey, play with me!

Arale, get the money back from him!

Okay!

Say Bye'Cha to... a silly joke!

Bullseye!

Does it hurt?

I'm totally fine.

You aren't a coward anymore.

Well...

It's all thanks to
your supernatural power.

No, it's all because
of your own talent!

I feel like walking...

This isn't fun.

Actually, it is.

This is the young love.

Come on. He did very well.

Obocchaman-kun,
let's hold hands, too!

What? S-Sure!

Hey, Taro! Buy us dinner
with that money!

This is for my date
with Tsururin-Chan!

I'm hungry, too!

All right! It's all on me!

Yay!

It's amazing that Taro-sa really
won, don't you think, Gatchan?

Well, I'm impressed!

Now he's truly cool!

Yeah, he's cool, no doubt!

Hey, you guys are eating too much!

When it rains

We'll share the umbrella

With a Polka-dot pattern

When the rain stops

We'll look at that rainbow

While holding our hands

Let's start walking

(Walk with light steps)

You're here and I'm here

Our happiest time will begin now

For the first time

You're here and I'm here

Our love will begin

For the first time

You're here and I'm here

I'm so glad!

Yes!

N'Cha! It's me, Arale!

Doctor, it's time for snack!

No snack!

Why?!

You don't clean, you talk back...

No snack for a bad girl!

What?! Fine! Then,
I'll be really bad!

Why do you go there?!

Next episode is...

"Arale Gets Deeply Moved!
Penguin Village Bike Gang!!"

So suddenly?!

ARALE GETS DEEPLY MOVED!
PENGUIN VILLAGE BIKE GANG!!

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Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.