Dr. Slump (1997–1999): Season 1, Episode 5 - Kyuushoku Banzai!/Arale Sora wo Tobu!! - full transcript

N'Cha!

Why, why is your face so big?

Even if you took three steps back
From the photo booth?

No matter how cool he tries to be

Big face! Big face!

No matter how amazing he is

Big face! Big face! Big face!

Yeah!

He has, he has a big face

He can’t wrap a headband around

Even the Moai is surprised



He is so good at heading

His face is big
Even if he is 2km away

He can’t put on a swimming ring

It’s even bigger with mumps

He has x6

He has a big face

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

No matter how cool he tries to be

Big face! Big face!

No matter how amazing he is

Big face! Big face! Big face!

Yeah!

He has, he has a big face

He can hide his butt
But not his face



His face is big even on Mars

But aliens may like him

It's even bigger with a bump

He has x6

He has a big face

N'Cha!

Okay. Lunch time.

Yahoo!

Here!

There!

Here!

Here!

Next!

Can I have a big banana?

Here you go, Peasuke.

What?! Two bottles?!

A gift to you!
Drink more and get bigger!

Akane-chan!
You know I don't like milk!

Oh, jeez!

You are so mean!

SCHOOL LUNCH, BANZAI!

Okay, let's eat!

Let's eat!

It's so good!

What? You aren't eating again?

That's why you can't get bigger.

You can get bigger
if you eat school lunch?

Yes, you can.

Yahoo!

Let's eat, then!

Damn, you swallowed
the whole thing!

Thank you for the meal!

W-Well done.

All right! I can do it, too!

I'll drink milk and get bigger!

You'd better finish it, Peasuke!

I can't finish it all!

Hey, that isn't fair! you haven't
touched your milk, either!

Idiot!

I don't need it
because I have this!

What's that? Robovitan A?

What's that?

All right, it's our secret.

This is sake, you see?

Sake?!

I-It's nothing! Nothing at all!

Idiot! You are too loud!

Damn.

What will happen if you drink that?

This?

If you drink this,
your boobs will get bigger.

Hoyo?

Idiot! That was a joke!

Oh, man!

What's so funny, Norimaki-san?

Hey, baby! Why don't you
have some, too?

Oh, really? Then, just one sip.

It's so tasty!

Is this sake?

Akane-chan gave it to me!

Th-This is a nightmare!

TEACHERS' ROOM

Come on! Cut me some slack!

You are next, Norimaki-san.

Hoyoyo?

I got in trouble!

It hurts...

My butt split in half!

Idiot! That's such an old joke!

Damn it!

My butt hurts so bad
because of you!

Mine doesn't hurt at all.

Mine hurts really bad!

No, I can't walk anymore.

Busy bee, busy bee,
where are you going?

Hey! Where are you going?

I'm heading home!

Hoyo?

Hey, Arale!

Come here!

Hoyo?

All right!

Hey, do your thing! "Kiiiiiin!"

Okay!

Ready?

Yahoo!

This is so easy!

All right, Arale!

Th-They are way above
the speed limit...

Let's pretend we didn't see it.

Go! Go!

Go faster!

Awesome!

Ouch! Ouch!

What was that?!
Why did you stop suddenly?

Damn.

My tummy hurts.

It's lunch time already?

I'm tired of eating the same
thing after three days...

I guess I should make something.

Pepper. Where is pepper?

Huh? Where did it go?

See? Because you ate
something weird.

I'm home!

Hey, welcome home!

Doctor?

Poke. Poke.

What is it? Huh?

My tummy hurts.

Really?

That's impossible!

It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!

It hurts! It hurts!

I got it. You can stop it now.

Jeez...

A robot is having a stomach pain.
What's going on with your body?

You are such a trouble.

Here. I'll check it,
so take off your shirt.

Okay.

Here we go.

Let's see...

I don't see anything...

Huh?

There is something stuck in here.

It tickles!

What is this?

It tickles, Doctor!

I'm busy! I'm so busy!

It's done, Arale.

Hoyo? It doesn't hurt.

What are these?

School lunch!

Did you eat it?

Yeah.

Idiot! A robot can't eat
school lunch!

Akane-chan said my boobs won't get
bigger unless I eat school lunch.

That's nonsense.

Oh, well.

I don't need to cook now.

Hey, school lunch isn't
too bad these days.

I'm impressed. They are using
sake as a secret ingredient.

Gatchan, this way!

This way!

Hand-riding Gatchan!

Arale-san?

Hoyo?

Eat your school lunch
tomorrow, too.

Hoyo!

ARALE FLIES IN THE SKY!!

Good morning, everyone!

It's time for today's weather!

Well, I said it will be
cloudy with rain later,

but I'll change it to sunny
due to personal reasons.

Hoyo?

Well, I have my eighth
blind date today at two o'clock.

She's a beauty, based on
a photo I received.

I would like to succeed this time.

So it wouldn't be
a good idea to have rain--

Idiot.

How dare you to talk about
dating in front of me!

Doctor!

Don't show up out of nowhere!

You scared me.

Hey, Doctor!

I want to fly like Gatchan!

You want to fly?

Then, everyone will know
that you are a robot!

I want to fly!

No!

I want to fly! I want to fly!

I said no!

I said no!

I want to fly! I want to fly!

Damn, she is so selfish.

Jeez.

There!

There!

Oh, crap! I gotta go!
I'll wet my pants!

I want to fly! I want to fly!

What the--

Oh, man! Hurry! Hurry!

I want to fly! I want to fly!

Arale! That's enough!

I want to fly! I want to fly!

Morning is here!

I want to fly!

I want to fly! I want to fly!

Fine.

I've got nothing to do.

I can make her
an airplane at least.

There!

There!

Yay!

Airplane! Airplane!

Here!

Senbei-san, can this really fly?

It looks like a toy!

How rude! Who do you think I am?!

I'm Dr. Senbei Norimaki,
a super-genius!

This is...

a piece of cake!

All right! It's finished!

Finished! Finished!

Airplane is finished! Yay! Yay!

You said it's finished, but...
There is no engine in here.

This is the engine.

Isn't that... a cola?

-That's right! Just get in!
-Yay!

Excited! Excited!

We are in, Senbei-san!

All right!

Um... Can you move a little?

All right! Ready?

Yay! Yay!

Ready, set!

It's flying!

Reach for heaven!

I... did it!

A-Amazing!

Yay! We are flying!

Yay! We stopped!

A-Are we out of the cola?

Yay! We are falling!

Push the red button!

I-Is this it?!

Oh, I see!

This is amazing, Senbei-san!

All right! Fly it
with the wind like a glider!

Is it a screw from the wing?

It came off!

It is Dr. Slump after all!

Yay! It's spinning!

Where are we?!

Is this heaven?

D-Did we die?

-He's dead!
-What?!

He's dead!

I-I'm not dead,
but it hurt like crazy!

An ogre!

Which means we are in hell...

Out with the ogre!

No! I'm not an ogre! I am Thunder!

Oh, no! I wasn't a good kid.

But I don't deserve to go to hell.

I am not an ogre!

This is so fun!

D-Don't start the rain!

You are going to ruin my date!

Wait! Bring me back to life!

Please let go of me.

Boom! Boom!

Please stop!

I don't want to die yet!

I told you! You are not dead!

Damn!

It was a direct hit!

Stop it! Hey!

I don't want to die!

My date!

Help me!

Stop!

Mommy!

Oh, my!

What is going on?

Please stop!

What are you doing here?
Go home now!

Oh, man! I don't want to die!

You are not dead!

Crap! Look at the time!

I must hurry! Full speed!

What's going on?
It's awfully slow.

Full throttle! Go faster!

N'Cha!

Will you give us a ride?

Going home! Going home!

Um, we are over capacity...

Wh-What?

Hoyo!

Crap! I have no time!

Hoyoyo?

Yay!

Oh! Right there!

That's Goromi-san, my blind date!

N'Cha!

Yay!

Fly away!

I-I made it in time!

Oh, man, that was terrible.

My brother fell from the sky!

Thunder-san made it to his date!

N'Cha!

Huh? Goromi-san?

Let's say this never happened.

Thunder was on a date?

Yeah!

Well, I remember him saying that.

He said no rain today
because of that.

Idiots!

Damn you!

Morons!

N'Cha! It's me, Arale!

Earth is in danger!

Hoyo?

Can we overcome this danger?

Hey, it's the moon!

Huh? Um, Arale?

Next episodes,

"The Fearsome King Nikochan" and

"Earth SOS," those two!

Let's play!

Everyone looked up to

A very handsome cool guy

He finally looked back at me

After desperate attempts

Sexy x6

You’re so sexy boy

But he came out of the shower
Then I found out

His toupee is peeling off a bit

His belly is sticking out a bit

His socks stink a bit...

And what's more

His nose hair is sticking out a bit

Shock!

Nose hair!

Nose hair!

His drool is disgusting a bit

His fart stinks a bit...

But still

His nose hair is sticking out a bit

Shock!