Dr. Slump (1997–1999): Season 1, Episode 31 - Nîhao! Tsun-san ikka ga yattekita - full transcript
N’Cha! It’s me, Arale!
My CPU is one million MHz
I can be
At your service
I love love love
I can say it one million times
So let me be
By your side
Electrons are running
Through my body
They want you
For real, really, seriously
Let me peek
Into your heart
If you think of me even a little
It makes me happy
My CPU is one million MHz
I can be
At your service
More than seas, mountains, rivers
Or the Sun
I love your smile
Your aura is shining
Don't peek
Into my heart
My feelings towards you
Will turn into popcorn
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
NI HAO!
HERE COMES THE TSUNS
In a big, big country called China,
there was a small village
called Spit Spat-Spat
-That's so true!
-Right?
But, one day, a strange
thing flew out of the village.
What is this?!
I did it! I did it!
I successfully launched
the spaceship at last!
I'd failed twenty plus eight times.
The villagers thought
I was a weirdo,
but it was so worth it!
Stop yakking and
focus on navigating!
O-Okay...
My wife is so scary...
But it's amazing, Dad!
You're a genius inventor
for building this spaceship!
Of course I am!
I'm a super-genius from China
with 4,000 years of history!
There is nothing impossible
for Tsuruten Tsun!!
Navigate!
O-Okay...
She's really scary...
D-Dad, there is something wrong.
I can't breathe...
Really? I'm totally fine.
H-How about you, Sis...?
So beautiful...
Wh-What are you doing, Tsururin?!
-Don't open the window!
-See? It's so beautiful!
-Are you listening?!
-You should look!
This is space! There is no air!
You can't open the window!
I know this is an anime,
but come on!
Idiot! Stupid! Moron!
Tsukutsun?
Huh?
Who do you think
you are talking to?
W-Well...
How dare you call me an idiot!
I-I'm so sorry! Am I bad!
Please calm down!
Stop arguing!
Help me!
Stop, Tsukutsun!
Your eyes are so serious!
Tsururin, I told you not to use
your supernatural power!
Stop!
Give me a break, Sis!
Oh, this ramen tastes so good!
There! Almost...!
Oh, oh...
There!
It's mine! Ready, Akane-Chan?
H-Hey, don't kick it
with full force!
Here!
Hoyo!
It flew away.
Where were you
aiming at, Arale-Chan?!
Th-That was so close...
This is awful, Sis...
Because you called me an idiot.
I hear something.
Something is approaching.
What are you talking
about? This is space.
You can't hear anything.
Tsukutsun, you're so naive!
There is no common sense
in this anime!
What's happening?!
What is this?!
Something hit us!
We're falling, Dad!
Do something, honey!
No! It hit the engine!
Are we going to die right
after we were introduced?!
The ball isn't coming down.
How far did you kick?!
It might have hit the spaceship!
No way!
Hey, it's coming down at last.
It's coming down, but...
I-It's awfully... big!
C-Crap! Everyone, run!
Hoyo!
Wh-What is this?!
I'm so glad the ball came back!
Idiot!
Wh-What is this?!
It's a spaceship, of course!
No. It's the rugby ball!
Shut up! There is
no rugby ball this big!
There is! Right there!
Argh! I feel like I'm going
crazy when I talk to you!
If that's a spaceship,
can an alien like this be in it?
I-I want their autograph!
All right! Let's get closer!
Wh-What was that?!
They won't attack us, will they?!
Th-This isn't good!
They're going to attack us!
They'll eat a pretty girl like me!
Okay!
I'll go check it out!
B-Be careful, Arale-Chan!
Okay!
Let's see!
Here?
And here?
Hey! Is it suspicious?
Not really!
That's a bit disappointing.
R-Right?
Hoyo? What's this?
Hoyo!
Is anyone in there?
Hoyo!
D-Don't come this way!
Hoyo?
Wh-Why is it rolling towards us?!
How would I know?!
I'll wet myself!
S-Someone, do something!
Here, Senbei-san!
You got seeds on your face!
Midori-san, take them off!
Take them off!
Oh, my!
Thank you!
What's going on?
Wh-What's that?!
Get out of the way, Senbei-san!
Th-That's impossible!
Turn that way!
Yay! Yay! We got you! Yay!
S-Spaceship?!
It looks like a pot...
It's not a pot! It's a rugby ball!
It's not!
Hoyo!
Do you want to eat some ramen?
Thank you so much for dinner
to celebrate your move!
No, thank you for taking us in!
I know it was so sudden.
The engine was destroyed
when we crashed.
We can't fly for a while.
You've been through an ordeal.
It tastes so good!
Sh-She's so cute...
What is it?
U-Um, no, nothing...
Why are you brushing?
Shut up!
Oh, I totally forgot to
introduce ourselves!
I'm the father, Tsuruten Tsun.
He's totally bald!
Hey, that's rude!
But he's bald.
But you shouldn't call
a bald person bald!
But he's bald no matter where
you look, so bald is bald!
Stop saying bald, bald!
You're saying bald, bald, too!
You shouldn't say bald out loud!
It's rude to a bald person!
I'm Tsuruten Tsun...
I know I'm bald, but you don't
have to keep saying bald, bald...
Ts-Tsun-san, I'm so sorry.
I just couldn't help it.
It doesn't bother me.
It doesn't bother me... at all...
Jeez. Get a hold of yourself.
I'll introduce ourselves.
This is our son, Tsukutsun Tsun.
Hello.
Yo! Nice to meet you!
N-Nice to meet you...
And this is our daughter...
Tsururin Tsun! Nice to meet you!
I told you not to use your
supernatural power in public!
S-Supernatural power?!
It's so cool!
I-I see. Her name is Tsururin.
What a cute name!
Hey, can I have your autograph?!
Idiot! That's so rude
to Tsururin-Chan!
Wh-What are you doing?!
And this is our mother.
I'm Takamennohihou Tsun.
Wh-What a unique name!
Let me introduce us as well.
I am...
...Beard Gorilla Monster!
Roar!
S-Stop it!
He always invents something weird!
W-Weird?!
You're one of the inventions.
You're a scientist, too?
Me, too! Me, too!
It's tough, isn't it? No matter
what, they call you a weirdo!
You, too?
People in the village
call me Dr. Slump.
Really!
It's hard for real geniuses
like us to be accepted...
Um... What are you two
talking about?
Oh!
Nothing! Don't worry about us!
Well, this is my wife, Midori-san!
I'm Midori. Nice to meet you.
Hey, your wife is so beautiful!
I'm so jealous! You're so lucky!
O-Oh, well...
Poke!
H-Hey, Tsun-san!
What are you doing?!
This is how we greet in China!
Right boob is good morning.
Left boob is good day.
Both boobs are nice to meet you!
Liar!
I-I'm sorry...
Nice to meet you!
See! Because of you, they're
learning the wrong thing!
I'm really sorry.
Let's continue...
Well, this is Arale Norimaki.
N'Cha!
Huh? Did I miss something?
Sh-She has supernatural power, too!
W-Well, something like that!
A-And this is Gatchan!
J-Japanese children have...
...a-amazing skills!
What? School?!
Yes. You're still students, right?
I'll take care of the transfer
requests for you.
S-Sure...
How old are you, Taro-san?
I-I'm... 16.
Then, you are in the same grade!
Nice to meet you!
W-Well, same here!
Huh? Where did Arale go?
She said she'll explore
the spaceship and took off.
U-Um...
Th-There are many girls
in school, right?
Huh?
N-No! Never mind!
You don't have to worry!
Other girls aren't like Akane-Chan!
What does that mean, Peasuke?!
S-Sis!
What's the matter?
This strange feeling...
We have intruders!
What?!
We were able to sneak in!
We'll snatch this spaceship!
We can go back home
this time, right?
Yeah.
Our extended life on the Ear-th
is finally coming to an end!
Let's look for the control room!
Okay!
Wh-Why are you guys here?!
What are you doing here?
Wh-What? Well...
It's a secret.
Doctor! Weird guys are--
O-Okay! Don't yell like that!
To tell you the truth,
we are working for justice.
For justice?
Right! They're bad aliens who
want to take over the world!
So we're secretly
investigating them!
I see.
Hey, I'll help you, too, then!
Are you kidding me?!
Why do we want you--
Doctor!
F-Fine! Just don't be so loud!
Just don't get in our way.
Okay! Yahoo!
K-King!
I had no choice! Imagine
if we made them mad!
This isn't it.
This isn't it, either.
This isn't it, either.
What's going on with this ship?!
They are all boring rooms!
Hey, we found these!
Idiots! Now isn't the time
to play with them!
Come on! Let's go!
Y-Yes, sir.
What's this room?
Is it storage?
Who is it?
Th-There it is! An evil alien!
Sneaking into our house...
You must be thieves!
Shut up!
We are the real aliens who
came to take over the Ear-th!
No arguing!
Stop right there!
I won't let you go!
W-Wait! Calm down!
Be quiet!
Now, how should we punish them?
What?! Help me!
Damn! You're strong!
Good job!
I'm impressed!
D-Don't touch him!
What?
She touched Tsukutsun!
What's with you?
W-W-Woman...
H-Hey...
Hoyo! I'm excited! I'm excited!
A Woman touched me!
He's a weirdo.
He isn't good with women.
If a woman touches him,
he turns into a tiger.
He's the most unusual one...
Yahoo! So cool!
K-King, what was that about...?!
Just forget it. It was
just a nightmare...
Today, the Tsun family
moved into our next door
in the cool spaceship!
I'm excited!
N'Cha! It's me, Arale!
You look so happy, Doctor!
I was invited to be on
Metropolis Island TV!
Hoyo! Cool! Is it
"The World's Weirdest Monsters?"
No, it's not!
Next episode is
"Surprise! Super Sen-Chan
in Metropolis Island."
Senbei Norimaki's once
in a life time triumph!
Don't miss it!
Everyone looked up to
A very handsome cool guy
He finally looked back at me
After desperate attempts
Sexy x6
You’re so sexy boy
But he came out of the shower
Then I found out
His toupee is peeling off a bit
His belly is sticking out a bit
His socks stink a bit...
And what's more
His nose hair is sticking out a bit
Shock!
Nose hair!
Nose hair!
His drool is disgusting a bit
His fart stinks a bit...
But still
His nose hair is sticking out a bit
Shock!
My CPU is one million MHz
I can be
At your service
I love love love
I can say it one million times
So let me be
By your side
Electrons are running
Through my body
They want you
For real, really, seriously
Let me peek
Into your heart
If you think of me even a little
It makes me happy
My CPU is one million MHz
I can be
At your service
More than seas, mountains, rivers
Or the Sun
I love your smile
Your aura is shining
Don't peek
Into my heart
My feelings towards you
Will turn into popcorn
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
NI HAO!
HERE COMES THE TSUNS
In a big, big country called China,
there was a small village
called Spit Spat-Spat
-That's so true!
-Right?
But, one day, a strange
thing flew out of the village.
What is this?!
I did it! I did it!
I successfully launched
the spaceship at last!
I'd failed twenty plus eight times.
The villagers thought
I was a weirdo,
but it was so worth it!
Stop yakking and
focus on navigating!
O-Okay...
My wife is so scary...
But it's amazing, Dad!
You're a genius inventor
for building this spaceship!
Of course I am!
I'm a super-genius from China
with 4,000 years of history!
There is nothing impossible
for Tsuruten Tsun!!
Navigate!
O-Okay...
She's really scary...
D-Dad, there is something wrong.
I can't breathe...
Really? I'm totally fine.
H-How about you, Sis...?
So beautiful...
Wh-What are you doing, Tsururin?!
-Don't open the window!
-See? It's so beautiful!
-Are you listening?!
-You should look!
This is space! There is no air!
You can't open the window!
I know this is an anime,
but come on!
Idiot! Stupid! Moron!
Tsukutsun?
Huh?
Who do you think
you are talking to?
W-Well...
How dare you call me an idiot!
I-I'm so sorry! Am I bad!
Please calm down!
Stop arguing!
Help me!
Stop, Tsukutsun!
Your eyes are so serious!
Tsururin, I told you not to use
your supernatural power!
Stop!
Give me a break, Sis!
Oh, this ramen tastes so good!
There! Almost...!
Oh, oh...
There!
It's mine! Ready, Akane-Chan?
H-Hey, don't kick it
with full force!
Here!
Hoyo!
It flew away.
Where were you
aiming at, Arale-Chan?!
Th-That was so close...
This is awful, Sis...
Because you called me an idiot.
I hear something.
Something is approaching.
What are you talking
about? This is space.
You can't hear anything.
Tsukutsun, you're so naive!
There is no common sense
in this anime!
What's happening?!
What is this?!
Something hit us!
We're falling, Dad!
Do something, honey!
No! It hit the engine!
Are we going to die right
after we were introduced?!
The ball isn't coming down.
How far did you kick?!
It might have hit the spaceship!
No way!
Hey, it's coming down at last.
It's coming down, but...
I-It's awfully... big!
C-Crap! Everyone, run!
Hoyo!
Wh-What is this?!
I'm so glad the ball came back!
Idiot!
Wh-What is this?!
It's a spaceship, of course!
No. It's the rugby ball!
Shut up! There is
no rugby ball this big!
There is! Right there!
Argh! I feel like I'm going
crazy when I talk to you!
If that's a spaceship,
can an alien like this be in it?
I-I want their autograph!
All right! Let's get closer!
Wh-What was that?!
They won't attack us, will they?!
Th-This isn't good!
They're going to attack us!
They'll eat a pretty girl like me!
Okay!
I'll go check it out!
B-Be careful, Arale-Chan!
Okay!
Let's see!
Here?
And here?
Hey! Is it suspicious?
Not really!
That's a bit disappointing.
R-Right?
Hoyo? What's this?
Hoyo!
Is anyone in there?
Hoyo!
D-Don't come this way!
Hoyo?
Wh-Why is it rolling towards us?!
How would I know?!
I'll wet myself!
S-Someone, do something!
Here, Senbei-san!
You got seeds on your face!
Midori-san, take them off!
Take them off!
Oh, my!
Thank you!
What's going on?
Wh-What's that?!
Get out of the way, Senbei-san!
Th-That's impossible!
Turn that way!
Yay! Yay! We got you! Yay!
S-Spaceship?!
It looks like a pot...
It's not a pot! It's a rugby ball!
It's not!
Hoyo!
Do you want to eat some ramen?
Thank you so much for dinner
to celebrate your move!
No, thank you for taking us in!
I know it was so sudden.
The engine was destroyed
when we crashed.
We can't fly for a while.
You've been through an ordeal.
It tastes so good!
Sh-She's so cute...
What is it?
U-Um, no, nothing...
Why are you brushing?
Shut up!
Oh, I totally forgot to
introduce ourselves!
I'm the father, Tsuruten Tsun.
He's totally bald!
Hey, that's rude!
But he's bald.
But you shouldn't call
a bald person bald!
But he's bald no matter where
you look, so bald is bald!
Stop saying bald, bald!
You're saying bald, bald, too!
You shouldn't say bald out loud!
It's rude to a bald person!
I'm Tsuruten Tsun...
I know I'm bald, but you don't
have to keep saying bald, bald...
Ts-Tsun-san, I'm so sorry.
I just couldn't help it.
It doesn't bother me.
It doesn't bother me... at all...
Jeez. Get a hold of yourself.
I'll introduce ourselves.
This is our son, Tsukutsun Tsun.
Hello.
Yo! Nice to meet you!
N-Nice to meet you...
And this is our daughter...
Tsururin Tsun! Nice to meet you!
I told you not to use your
supernatural power in public!
S-Supernatural power?!
It's so cool!
I-I see. Her name is Tsururin.
What a cute name!
Hey, can I have your autograph?!
Idiot! That's so rude
to Tsururin-Chan!
Wh-What are you doing?!
And this is our mother.
I'm Takamennohihou Tsun.
Wh-What a unique name!
Let me introduce us as well.
I am...
...Beard Gorilla Monster!
Roar!
S-Stop it!
He always invents something weird!
W-Weird?!
You're one of the inventions.
You're a scientist, too?
Me, too! Me, too!
It's tough, isn't it? No matter
what, they call you a weirdo!
You, too?
People in the village
call me Dr. Slump.
Really!
It's hard for real geniuses
like us to be accepted...
Um... What are you two
talking about?
Oh!
Nothing! Don't worry about us!
Well, this is my wife, Midori-san!
I'm Midori. Nice to meet you.
Hey, your wife is so beautiful!
I'm so jealous! You're so lucky!
O-Oh, well...
Poke!
H-Hey, Tsun-san!
What are you doing?!
This is how we greet in China!
Right boob is good morning.
Left boob is good day.
Both boobs are nice to meet you!
Liar!
I-I'm sorry...
Nice to meet you!
See! Because of you, they're
learning the wrong thing!
I'm really sorry.
Let's continue...
Well, this is Arale Norimaki.
N'Cha!
Huh? Did I miss something?
Sh-She has supernatural power, too!
W-Well, something like that!
A-And this is Gatchan!
J-Japanese children have...
...a-amazing skills!
What? School?!
Yes. You're still students, right?
I'll take care of the transfer
requests for you.
S-Sure...
How old are you, Taro-san?
I-I'm... 16.
Then, you are in the same grade!
Nice to meet you!
W-Well, same here!
Huh? Where did Arale go?
She said she'll explore
the spaceship and took off.
U-Um...
Th-There are many girls
in school, right?
Huh?
N-No! Never mind!
You don't have to worry!
Other girls aren't like Akane-Chan!
What does that mean, Peasuke?!
S-Sis!
What's the matter?
This strange feeling...
We have intruders!
What?!
We were able to sneak in!
We'll snatch this spaceship!
We can go back home
this time, right?
Yeah.
Our extended life on the Ear-th
is finally coming to an end!
Let's look for the control room!
Okay!
Wh-Why are you guys here?!
What are you doing here?
Wh-What? Well...
It's a secret.
Doctor! Weird guys are--
O-Okay! Don't yell like that!
To tell you the truth,
we are working for justice.
For justice?
Right! They're bad aliens who
want to take over the world!
So we're secretly
investigating them!
I see.
Hey, I'll help you, too, then!
Are you kidding me?!
Why do we want you--
Doctor!
F-Fine! Just don't be so loud!
Just don't get in our way.
Okay! Yahoo!
K-King!
I had no choice! Imagine
if we made them mad!
This isn't it.
This isn't it, either.
This isn't it, either.
What's going on with this ship?!
They are all boring rooms!
Hey, we found these!
Idiots! Now isn't the time
to play with them!
Come on! Let's go!
Y-Yes, sir.
What's this room?
Is it storage?
Who is it?
Th-There it is! An evil alien!
Sneaking into our house...
You must be thieves!
Shut up!
We are the real aliens who
came to take over the Ear-th!
No arguing!
Stop right there!
I won't let you go!
W-Wait! Calm down!
Be quiet!
Now, how should we punish them?
What?! Help me!
Damn! You're strong!
Good job!
I'm impressed!
D-Don't touch him!
What?
She touched Tsukutsun!
What's with you?
W-W-Woman...
H-Hey...
Hoyo! I'm excited! I'm excited!
A Woman touched me!
He's a weirdo.
He isn't good with women.
If a woman touches him,
he turns into a tiger.
He's the most unusual one...
Yahoo! So cool!
K-King, what was that about...?!
Just forget it. It was
just a nightmare...
Today, the Tsun family
moved into our next door
in the cool spaceship!
I'm excited!
N'Cha! It's me, Arale!
You look so happy, Doctor!
I was invited to be on
Metropolis Island TV!
Hoyo! Cool! Is it
"The World's Weirdest Monsters?"
No, it's not!
Next episode is
"Surprise! Super Sen-Chan
in Metropolis Island."
Senbei Norimaki's once
in a life time triumph!
Don't miss it!
Everyone looked up to
A very handsome cool guy
He finally looked back at me
After desperate attempts
Sexy x6
You’re so sexy boy
But he came out of the shower
Then I found out
His toupee is peeling off a bit
His belly is sticking out a bit
His socks stink a bit...
And what's more
His nose hair is sticking out a bit
Shock!
Nose hair!
Nose hair!
His drool is disgusting a bit
His fart stinks a bit...
But still
His nose hair is sticking out a bit
Shock!