Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 2, Episode 3 - Speak No Evil, Dude - full transcript
While cutting through the mine tunnel;Diddy overhears King K. Rool's plans to take over the island. Unfortunately;the symptoms for Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo disease have begun and Diddy ...
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪
♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪ Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey oh ♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Let"s go, let's go ♪
♪ Here he comes, banana slamma ♪
The nectar of the Purple
Banana Tu: perfect.
My kongo-bongo gone-wrongo
vaccination is all ready.
Now,
where shall I set everyone up?
I feel like I"ve been kicked
and keelhauled.
If I can just find a place to
rest my weary wings.
[Skidding]
Apes ahoy!
[Wings whirring]
[Crashing]
CRANKY: Yow!
[Whizzing]
[Thudding]
Yow, ow!
Uh, oh.
[Snoring]
Hi, Cranky.
We"re here for our
vaccination shot.
[Gasping]
CANDY: Cranky, what happened?
It beats the bananas out of me.
I must have slipped a wrist.
You"re just in time, girls.
I"ve got your kongo-bongo
gone-wrongo
vaccination shot all ready.
There you go, girls.
All set.
No chance of getting kongo-bongo
gone-wrongo disease now.
What exactly is kongo-bongo
gone-wrongo disease anyway?
♪ First you get the chills
from your head to your toes ♪
♪ Then your nose starts to run
until it overflows ♪
♪ Next you"re sneezing so hard
you"ll throw out your back ♪
♪ Then wham ♪
Laryngitis stops you
dead in your tracks ♪
♪ When you"re shaking so bad
and chilled to the bone ♪
♪ You"re colder than a yeti
or banana ice cone ♪
♪ You shiver and you quiver ♪
♪ You feel weak and real old
♪ You"re freezing
cold and wheezing ♪
♪ You look greener than mould
♪ The only cure
is the nectar of Tin Banana Tu ♪
♪ It"s like having the flu
times a hundred and two ♪
♪ You"ll wind up in bed
but you"ll wish you were dead ♪
♪ A disease that goes
right to your head ♪
♪ Your voice gets all raspy
until you can"t talk ♪
♪ You can"t speak and it feels
like you swallowed a sock ♪
♪ Soon you"ll hear the sound
of your brain cells go pop ♪
♪ Until there"s nothing left ♪
♪ Oh no please make
it stop ♪ The only cure
is the nectar of Tin Banana Tu ♪
♪
How do you get the disease?
No one knows for sure, Candy,
but it"s believed that a
tropical toucan is the carrier.
[Snoring]
Well at least now I see the
importance of
getting vaccinated.
You"d have to be a big goofus
doofus not to.
No, DK, I don"t want to.
You can"t make me.
Hi, Candy, Dix.
Hi, girls.
Bye, girls.
Relax, Diddy.
There"s nothing to be afraid of.
But I hate needles.
[Screaming]
You"re going to have your
vaccination whether
you like it or not.
Banana slam dunka!
[Squawking]
[Diddy groaning]
Donkey Kong"s right.
Stop being a little sniveller
and bend over.
DIDDY: Oh, gee!
[Screaming]
Gee, Diddy, you"re a tough
little fella.
I know your coconut puff cereal
is rich in iron but... Whoa!
Urgh!
What a riot, what a gas!
[Laughing]
Cranky"s dumber
than a monkey"s...
Ow, jeeping jungle box!
What was that?
Ohhh!
CRANKY: Okay,
DK, you"re next.
[Sander buzzing]
Oh, if only I could remember
what it was.
This is so frustrating.
What"s wrong, you pimply
pock-coned callousedness, sir?
I"m trying to remember a dream.
Oh, I just love dreams.
I had one the other nothing
where a big pickle monster was
duking it out with Mr. Cheese.
It was scrumdilious.
Yow, ow!
Watch where you"re sanding, you
mindless cretin!
This dream was special.
I had conquered the apes.
I was victorious but, oh, I
don"t remember how I did it!
So be quiet.
Let me use my brain.
Oh-ha-ha, that"s your tall
order on any day, matey.
Well, if it isn"t Polly
Roger, the brainless buzzard.
Everyone knows you"re a
double-crossing pilfering parrot
who"d sell his own mother to get
a single cracker.
Are you making me an offer?
Go away, birdbrain.
I need solitude so that I can
delve into the furthest reaches
of my cerebral genius.
That vaccination
shot really hurt.
I can"t think of
anything more painful.
Umph!
Urgh!
[Crashing]
Oh, except for that.
[Diddy laughing]
It"s not funny, little buddy.
I"m not laughing at you, DK.
I"m laughing at me.
[Diddy tittering]
[Fake laughter] Ha-ha, oh,
yeah, good one,
little... [Diddy laughing]
I don"t get it.
Well,
I pulled a fast one on Cranky.
Ha!
He thinks he gave me a
vaccination, but he didn"t!
Oh, ho-ha-ha-ha.
[Diddy laughing]
Diddy... Who
did he give it to?
He gave it to... [Laughing]
Two coconuts!
[Laughing]
Are they sick?
No, you doofus.
I didn"t get the vaccine.
The coconuts did.
Oh, never mind.
You"d better get going,
otherwise you"ll be late for
your s-s-s-surfing lesson.
What"s wrong, little buddy?
I don"t know.
I just got a ch-chill or
something, but I"m okay.
You"d better go.
Are you sure you"re okay?
Yeah.
Okay, see you later.
Gee, I don"t f-f-feel so good.
Maybe I"ll see if C-c-cranky
has anything for a c-c-cold.
[Sniffling]
I"ll take a shortcut
through K. Rool"s.
It"s f-f-f-faster.
A-a-a-achoo!
A-a-a-achoo!
[Sniffling]
Hip-hop, hip-hop, hip-hop,
hip-hop, hip-hop.
KING K. ROOL: General Klump,
come in.
Over.
Yes, your Sinister Slipperiness?
Stop what you"re doing and
return to headquarters
immediately.
But, sir, we"re on EIP duty:
Enemy Invasion Patrol, which is
kind of an oxymoron since no
enemy could invade this
impenetrable fortress.
The only moron present is you!
Now shut your piehole and get
your low IQ back to HQ, ASAP,
you M-O-R-O-N!
I"ve finally remembered how to
conquer the apes!
[Suppressing sneeze]
Ten-four, sir.
Over and out.
A-choo!
Urgh, what ta-hooties was that?
Just us b-b-bushes.
Have a nice day.
Well, mighty neighbourly of
you,
fellow flora and fauna phenomena.
You have yourself
a fine day too.
Hip-hop, hip-hop.
"Conquer the apes?"
Oh, no.
I"ve got to warn d-d-d-DK.
A-choo!!
Okay, Donkey Dude, fasten
your surf belt and get ready to
glide a ride and swerve a curve
on a cosmic tide.
I"m totally psyched, Funky.
BIDDY: A-choo!
A-choo!
DONKEY KONG: Little buddy, I
thought you were going to
Cranky"s to check on that cold.
I-I-I-I had to come b-b-back
and w-w-warn you.
A-choo!
[Sniffling]
Warn me about what?
In the j-j-j-jungle, I
s-s-s-saw... crrrgh...
Crrgh... >> Coconuts?
Candy?
Chimpanzee saw some
merengue dancers?
I think I"d better take you back
to Cranky"s.
[Diddy gasping]
I think the little dude is
trying to slip you a tip.
[Diddy gasping]
Charades, okay, okay, okay.
I"m really good at this.
Go for it.
♪
♪ Two words ♪ First word "sing"
♪ Sounds like "sing"
♪ A bing, ping, ring ♪ Dingaling
♪
♪ Second word
sounds like "cool" ♪
♪ Sounds like "cool"
♪ Who"ll, tool, drool, fool ♪
♪ Oh, I got it ♪ I got it
♪ You wanna sing a dingaling
like a cool dancin" fool ♪
♪ Donkey dude
you got it all wrong ♪
♪ Like your head was on stun
♪ While you were singin"
this song ♪
♪ It"s desperate ♪
♪ It"s urgent ♪
♪ Cause Kongo Bongo Island
is headed for doom ♪
[Stuttering]
Say no more.
We are moving and grooving.
[Gasping]
Don"t you worry.
You just get to Cranky"s and
take care of yourself.
We"ll take care
of everything else.
[Engine roaring]
So what was that about anyway?
Little dude said the banana
plantation is overrun.
We need to thin it out a little.
That"s my kind of catastrophe.
Banana slamma!
[Coughing]
I d-d-don"t f-f-feel so good.
You"ll feel even worse if you
interrupt King K. Rool,
so zip it!
I want to go rally the entire
squadron of Kritter troops.
Affirmative,
Your Supreme Evilness.
[Splattering]
I remember my dream.
I know how I conquered the apes.
[Laughing]
[Sneezing]
I want to announce
it to the entire fleet.
I want... >> A-choo!!
To announce it with all the
pomp and circumstance you can
possibly muster.
[Krusha sneezing]
Oh, for the love of lizards,
what is wrong with you, Krusha?
[Suppressing sneeze]
I think he caught a cold, sir.
Nonsense, he was with you.
So how do you
explain your immunity?
I never get sick, sir.
I consume no less than 100
garlic cloves a day, whether I
needs it or not.
[Burping]
Squawk, they wouldn"t go for
it, there"s a limit to what
they"ll put up with.
[Coughing]
Just gather the
troops and... [Sneezing]
[Squelching]
[Shivering]
Ow-ee-ee-ee, sometimes I
think you have an extra long
needle just for me, Cranky.
Don"t be silly, Bluster.
CRANKY: Well, that"s the last
of the Tim Banana
Tu vaccinations.
Everyone"s safe from kongo-bongo
gone-wrongo disease.
BIDDY: A-choo!
A-choo!!
Biddy, what"s wrong with you?
Urgh!
Speak up, will you.
A-choo!!
[Thudding]
[Yelling]
We don"t have time to play
your silly games.
Just spit it out!
[Groaning]
[Squeaking]
Funny, Diddy had all the
symptoms of kongo-bongo
gone-wrongo disease, but that"s
impossible.
I gave him his Tim Banana Tu
vaccination this morning.
[Squawking]
But he didn"t take it.
What?
How did you know, you two-bit
scum-sucking double dipper?
Well, hello to you too,
fossil face.
Here"s your booty.
Cut to the chase.
Haw-haw-haw, you didn"t
vaccinate Diddy; you vaccinated
two coconuts.
Grrr, that little numskull!
Wouldn"t he need to be bitten
by a tropical toucan first?
Hello!
Not much happening in your
crow"s nest, is there?
Ha-ha-ha!
But if you bit Biddy... >> Uh!
That means that our beloved
little friend Diddy is...
Stealing your chopper.
[Engine roaring]
What, that little beast?
Stop right there,
you bandit baboon!
Diddy, come back!
You need a Tin
Banana Tu vaccination.
Oh, no, I don"t have anymore.
Haw-haw, the action just
never stops around here,
does it?
I need more Tin Banana Tus!
I have to find DK so
he can help Diddy.
Crystal Coconut, with your
magical way,
use your powers to locate PK.
Zip, zam, wham, boom, bam,
teleport me using a hologram!
Kritter troops, prepare to
meet your maker.
ALL: Hurray!
Hurray, hurray!
A-choo!!
Krusha,
I order you to be silent.
Oh, I was just... urgh...
Well done, soldier.
Militant mutants, mindless
minions and homespun... urrrh...
[Shivering] halfwits... urgh...
I, King K. Rool, Supreme Master
of Evil, come before you to
unfurl my... [Shivering] my
powerful plan to
conquer the apes.
[Shivering]
A-a-a-a-choo!
[Spluttering]
My plan... use force by... urgh!
By silencing them?
By pointing the dirty finger and
wagging it at them harshly?
Don"t... >> My
nasty hostile aggressive
force?
[Groaning]
I blow them up?
You want me to
blow up the island?
Genius, sir, pure genius.
I"ll get on it right away.
Arggh!
I"ll start at the ape camp
and work my way back here, sir.
Argh!
Squawk, I"d help out,
ha-ha-ha, but I"m just a
brainless buzzard, a
double-crossing pilfering parrot
who"d sell his own mother to get
a single cracker.
[Squawking]
Hip-hop, hip-hop, we"re loyal
to K. Rool by blowing things up.
Hip-hop, hip-hop, Kritters!
March!
Hip-hop, hip-hop, hip-hop!
[Burping]
I"ve had enough bananas to
last a lifetime.
I couldn"t move even if a
10-ton animal was going to drop
out of the sky
for no good... Ahh!
Argh!
[Mumbling]
Funky,
do you know what he"s saying?
Squawk, what he"s trying to
say is K. Rool is going to blow
up the island.
Is that what you"re trying to
tell me, little buddy?
[Mumbling]
It"s a long story.
Better make tracks, D. Man.
Yeah, before it gets worse.
[Hissing]
Diddy"s got stage four of
kongo-bongo gone-wrongo disease.
If it goes to stage five, his
brain is going to
start popping like corn.
BOTH: it just got worse!
He needs a vaccination.
It"s not that simple, Diddy.
I ran out of vaccine.
[Squealing]
DK, you"re going to have travel
to the far side of the White
Mountains to the plantation of
Tin Banana Tu.
The nectar from that banana is
the only thing that
can save Diddy.
That"s really interesting,
but not as interesting as what
he"s about to tell you.
Well,
I can"t go anywhere right now.
I have to stop K. Rool from
blowing up the island!
What?
At least it can"t get worse.
[Squawking]
Time is running out.
Who are you going to save: your
little sidekick or
the whole island?
Tick-tock, tick-tock.
BOTH: It just got worse!
Aye, and on that note, I"m off.
[Diddy squealing]
An island without my little
buddy isn"t an island worth
living on, which is why I"m
going to do both.
I"m going to go to the Tin
Banana Tu plantation and bring
back a cure for Diddy.
Then I"m going to come back here
and stop K. Rool from blowing up
the island.
DK and Funky, you go get the
Tin Banana Tus.
Diddy, you get back to my cabin.
I"ll go find Klump to try to
knock some sense into that empty
skull of his.
[Thudding]
[Chuckling]
Hey, brain dead,
I want to talk to you.
Do you even know
what you"re doing?
Urgh, I"m, um, implementing
Operation Blow Up the Island by
order of King K. Rool.
He didn"t order this,
you numbskull!
You got it wrong.
If you blow up the island, then
you blow up too.
Oh, I get it; it"s a trick.
You"re playing
mind games with me.
You"d need a mind in order
for me to do that, you
cement-headed salamander.
Now call it off!
Only the High Commander CEO
of HQ can call off an operation.
Fine, fine, I"ll talk to K.
Rool!
[Sniffling]
Squawk, you think this is bad?
Ha-ha.
Wait until the brain-popping
stuff kicks in.
Ohhh!
There goes one now.
Blergh!
I know of a cure: the nectar
from the Tin Banana Tu.
Arrgh!
POLLY: Nice backhand,
buccaneer!
Argh!
DONKEY KONG: The Tin Banana
Tu plantation.
Talk about good karma.
FUNKY: And one rocking pilot!
And talk about luck: just one
Tin Banana Tu left.
Squawk, that will be mine.
[Laughing]
Funny thing about karma: when
it"s good, whoa, it be sweet,
but when it"s bad,
well, you know.
Wait a sec.
Who says we have to let him get
away with that?
[Squawking]
[Engine roaring]
[Mumbling incoherently]
[Brakes screeching]
[Squawking]
Grrr!
Listen up, matey.
I"m the captain of this here
booty, and the way I see it, I
could give it to either of you.
The question is,
who"s got more to offer?
Ho, ho-ho-ho!
Your turn, banana breath.
I"ve got a really
great tie collection.
[Mumbling]
Squawk!
By a landslide victory, the Tin
Banana Tu goes to King... Ow!
Banana slamma!
I"ve got the Tin Banana Tu!
What are you waiting for?
Take the cure back to Diddy!
Not so fast!
If K. Rool"s brain pops to
completion, then he can"t warn
Klump to back off Operation Blow
Up the Island.
Hmm-mmm.
He"s right, Donkey Kong.
What am I going to do?
If I don"t save Diddy, I'll lose
my little buddy, but if I don"t
save K. Rool, the whole island
is going to be raining coconuts.
Coconuts: that"s it!
Huh?
This is your only chance, K.
Rool.
I"ll give you the Tin Banana Tu,
but you have to promise to call
off your troops.
What about Diddy?
There"s no time to explain.
[Munching]
Whoa, I thought that only
worked with a needle.
I only use the
needle for theatrics.
[Burping]
Trust me, you wouldn"t want
to eat a Tin Banana Tu either.
Oh, no, look,
the talentless star Klump.
You homespun halfwit, come in!
I hope it"s not too late.
This is my finest hour.
K. ROOL: Klump, come in!
Do you read me?
[Moaning]
[Smashing coconuts]
[Vibrating]
Jeeping jungle bugs, I"m cured!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Banana slamma!
[Coconut whizzing]
[Smashing]
Mmm, yummy!
[Groaning]
[Crashing]
KING K. ROOL: Klump,
stop, stop!!
[Ground rumbling]
Yow!
Yoo-oo, hoo-hoo!
Oh!
FUNKY: When karma is sweet!
POLLY: Ha-ha-ha-ha!
[Squawking]
Yo-ho-ho and a... oh!
Ah, forget it.
♪
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪
♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪ Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey oh ♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Let"s go, let's go ♪
♪ Here he comes, banana slamma ♪
The nectar of the Purple
Banana Tu: perfect.
My kongo-bongo gone-wrongo
vaccination is all ready.
Now,
where shall I set everyone up?
I feel like I"ve been kicked
and keelhauled.
If I can just find a place to
rest my weary wings.
[Skidding]
Apes ahoy!
[Wings whirring]
[Crashing]
CRANKY: Yow!
[Whizzing]
[Thudding]
Yow, ow!
Uh, oh.
[Snoring]
Hi, Cranky.
We"re here for our
vaccination shot.
[Gasping]
CANDY: Cranky, what happened?
It beats the bananas out of me.
I must have slipped a wrist.
You"re just in time, girls.
I"ve got your kongo-bongo
gone-wrongo
vaccination shot all ready.
There you go, girls.
All set.
No chance of getting kongo-bongo
gone-wrongo disease now.
What exactly is kongo-bongo
gone-wrongo disease anyway?
♪ First you get the chills
from your head to your toes ♪
♪ Then your nose starts to run
until it overflows ♪
♪ Next you"re sneezing so hard
you"ll throw out your back ♪
♪ Then wham ♪
Laryngitis stops you
dead in your tracks ♪
♪ When you"re shaking so bad
and chilled to the bone ♪
♪ You"re colder than a yeti
or banana ice cone ♪
♪ You shiver and you quiver ♪
♪ You feel weak and real old
♪ You"re freezing
cold and wheezing ♪
♪ You look greener than mould
♪ The only cure
is the nectar of Tin Banana Tu ♪
♪ It"s like having the flu
times a hundred and two ♪
♪ You"ll wind up in bed
but you"ll wish you were dead ♪
♪ A disease that goes
right to your head ♪
♪ Your voice gets all raspy
until you can"t talk ♪
♪ You can"t speak and it feels
like you swallowed a sock ♪
♪ Soon you"ll hear the sound
of your brain cells go pop ♪
♪ Until there"s nothing left ♪
♪ Oh no please make
it stop ♪ The only cure
is the nectar of Tin Banana Tu ♪
♪
How do you get the disease?
No one knows for sure, Candy,
but it"s believed that a
tropical toucan is the carrier.
[Snoring]
Well at least now I see the
importance of
getting vaccinated.
You"d have to be a big goofus
doofus not to.
No, DK, I don"t want to.
You can"t make me.
Hi, Candy, Dix.
Hi, girls.
Bye, girls.
Relax, Diddy.
There"s nothing to be afraid of.
But I hate needles.
[Screaming]
You"re going to have your
vaccination whether
you like it or not.
Banana slam dunka!
[Squawking]
[Diddy groaning]
Donkey Kong"s right.
Stop being a little sniveller
and bend over.
DIDDY: Oh, gee!
[Screaming]
Gee, Diddy, you"re a tough
little fella.
I know your coconut puff cereal
is rich in iron but... Whoa!
Urgh!
What a riot, what a gas!
[Laughing]
Cranky"s dumber
than a monkey"s...
Ow, jeeping jungle box!
What was that?
Ohhh!
CRANKY: Okay,
DK, you"re next.
[Sander buzzing]
Oh, if only I could remember
what it was.
This is so frustrating.
What"s wrong, you pimply
pock-coned callousedness, sir?
I"m trying to remember a dream.
Oh, I just love dreams.
I had one the other nothing
where a big pickle monster was
duking it out with Mr. Cheese.
It was scrumdilious.
Yow, ow!
Watch where you"re sanding, you
mindless cretin!
This dream was special.
I had conquered the apes.
I was victorious but, oh, I
don"t remember how I did it!
So be quiet.
Let me use my brain.
Oh-ha-ha, that"s your tall
order on any day, matey.
Well, if it isn"t Polly
Roger, the brainless buzzard.
Everyone knows you"re a
double-crossing pilfering parrot
who"d sell his own mother to get
a single cracker.
Are you making me an offer?
Go away, birdbrain.
I need solitude so that I can
delve into the furthest reaches
of my cerebral genius.
That vaccination
shot really hurt.
I can"t think of
anything more painful.
Umph!
Urgh!
[Crashing]
Oh, except for that.
[Diddy laughing]
It"s not funny, little buddy.
I"m not laughing at you, DK.
I"m laughing at me.
[Diddy tittering]
[Fake laughter] Ha-ha, oh,
yeah, good one,
little... [Diddy laughing]
I don"t get it.
Well,
I pulled a fast one on Cranky.
Ha!
He thinks he gave me a
vaccination, but he didn"t!
Oh, ho-ha-ha-ha.
[Diddy laughing]
Diddy... Who
did he give it to?
He gave it to... [Laughing]
Two coconuts!
[Laughing]
Are they sick?
No, you doofus.
I didn"t get the vaccine.
The coconuts did.
Oh, never mind.
You"d better get going,
otherwise you"ll be late for
your s-s-s-surfing lesson.
What"s wrong, little buddy?
I don"t know.
I just got a ch-chill or
something, but I"m okay.
You"d better go.
Are you sure you"re okay?
Yeah.
Okay, see you later.
Gee, I don"t f-f-feel so good.
Maybe I"ll see if C-c-cranky
has anything for a c-c-cold.
[Sniffling]
I"ll take a shortcut
through K. Rool"s.
It"s f-f-f-faster.
A-a-a-achoo!
A-a-a-achoo!
[Sniffling]
Hip-hop, hip-hop, hip-hop,
hip-hop, hip-hop.
KING K. ROOL: General Klump,
come in.
Over.
Yes, your Sinister Slipperiness?
Stop what you"re doing and
return to headquarters
immediately.
But, sir, we"re on EIP duty:
Enemy Invasion Patrol, which is
kind of an oxymoron since no
enemy could invade this
impenetrable fortress.
The only moron present is you!
Now shut your piehole and get
your low IQ back to HQ, ASAP,
you M-O-R-O-N!
I"ve finally remembered how to
conquer the apes!
[Suppressing sneeze]
Ten-four, sir.
Over and out.
A-choo!
Urgh, what ta-hooties was that?
Just us b-b-bushes.
Have a nice day.
Well, mighty neighbourly of
you,
fellow flora and fauna phenomena.
You have yourself
a fine day too.
Hip-hop, hip-hop.
"Conquer the apes?"
Oh, no.
I"ve got to warn d-d-d-DK.
A-choo!!
Okay, Donkey Dude, fasten
your surf belt and get ready to
glide a ride and swerve a curve
on a cosmic tide.
I"m totally psyched, Funky.
BIDDY: A-choo!
A-choo!
DONKEY KONG: Little buddy, I
thought you were going to
Cranky"s to check on that cold.
I-I-I-I had to come b-b-back
and w-w-warn you.
A-choo!
[Sniffling]
Warn me about what?
In the j-j-j-jungle, I
s-s-s-saw... crrrgh...
Crrgh... >> Coconuts?
Candy?
Chimpanzee saw some
merengue dancers?
I think I"d better take you back
to Cranky"s.
[Diddy gasping]
I think the little dude is
trying to slip you a tip.
[Diddy gasping]
Charades, okay, okay, okay.
I"m really good at this.
Go for it.
♪
♪ Two words ♪ First word "sing"
♪ Sounds like "sing"
♪ A bing, ping, ring ♪ Dingaling
♪
♪ Second word
sounds like "cool" ♪
♪ Sounds like "cool"
♪ Who"ll, tool, drool, fool ♪
♪ Oh, I got it ♪ I got it
♪ You wanna sing a dingaling
like a cool dancin" fool ♪
♪ Donkey dude
you got it all wrong ♪
♪ Like your head was on stun
♪ While you were singin"
this song ♪
♪ It"s desperate ♪
♪ It"s urgent ♪
♪ Cause Kongo Bongo Island
is headed for doom ♪
[Stuttering]
Say no more.
We are moving and grooving.
[Gasping]
Don"t you worry.
You just get to Cranky"s and
take care of yourself.
We"ll take care
of everything else.
[Engine roaring]
So what was that about anyway?
Little dude said the banana
plantation is overrun.
We need to thin it out a little.
That"s my kind of catastrophe.
Banana slamma!
[Coughing]
I d-d-don"t f-f-feel so good.
You"ll feel even worse if you
interrupt King K. Rool,
so zip it!
I want to go rally the entire
squadron of Kritter troops.
Affirmative,
Your Supreme Evilness.
[Splattering]
I remember my dream.
I know how I conquered the apes.
[Laughing]
[Sneezing]
I want to announce
it to the entire fleet.
I want... >> A-choo!!
To announce it with all the
pomp and circumstance you can
possibly muster.
[Krusha sneezing]
Oh, for the love of lizards,
what is wrong with you, Krusha?
[Suppressing sneeze]
I think he caught a cold, sir.
Nonsense, he was with you.
So how do you
explain your immunity?
I never get sick, sir.
I consume no less than 100
garlic cloves a day, whether I
needs it or not.
[Burping]
Squawk, they wouldn"t go for
it, there"s a limit to what
they"ll put up with.
[Coughing]
Just gather the
troops and... [Sneezing]
[Squelching]
[Shivering]
Ow-ee-ee-ee, sometimes I
think you have an extra long
needle just for me, Cranky.
Don"t be silly, Bluster.
CRANKY: Well, that"s the last
of the Tim Banana
Tu vaccinations.
Everyone"s safe from kongo-bongo
gone-wrongo disease.
BIDDY: A-choo!
A-choo!!
Biddy, what"s wrong with you?
Urgh!
Speak up, will you.
A-choo!!
[Thudding]
[Yelling]
We don"t have time to play
your silly games.
Just spit it out!
[Groaning]
[Squeaking]
Funny, Diddy had all the
symptoms of kongo-bongo
gone-wrongo disease, but that"s
impossible.
I gave him his Tim Banana Tu
vaccination this morning.
[Squawking]
But he didn"t take it.
What?
How did you know, you two-bit
scum-sucking double dipper?
Well, hello to you too,
fossil face.
Here"s your booty.
Cut to the chase.
Haw-haw-haw, you didn"t
vaccinate Diddy; you vaccinated
two coconuts.
Grrr, that little numskull!
Wouldn"t he need to be bitten
by a tropical toucan first?
Hello!
Not much happening in your
crow"s nest, is there?
Ha-ha-ha!
But if you bit Biddy... >> Uh!
That means that our beloved
little friend Diddy is...
Stealing your chopper.
[Engine roaring]
What, that little beast?
Stop right there,
you bandit baboon!
Diddy, come back!
You need a Tin
Banana Tu vaccination.
Oh, no, I don"t have anymore.
Haw-haw, the action just
never stops around here,
does it?
I need more Tin Banana Tus!
I have to find DK so
he can help Diddy.
Crystal Coconut, with your
magical way,
use your powers to locate PK.
Zip, zam, wham, boom, bam,
teleport me using a hologram!
Kritter troops, prepare to
meet your maker.
ALL: Hurray!
Hurray, hurray!
A-choo!!
Krusha,
I order you to be silent.
Oh, I was just... urgh...
Well done, soldier.
Militant mutants, mindless
minions and homespun... urrrh...
[Shivering] halfwits... urgh...
I, King K. Rool, Supreme Master
of Evil, come before you to
unfurl my... [Shivering] my
powerful plan to
conquer the apes.
[Shivering]
A-a-a-a-choo!
[Spluttering]
My plan... use force by... urgh!
By silencing them?
By pointing the dirty finger and
wagging it at them harshly?
Don"t... >> My
nasty hostile aggressive
force?
[Groaning]
I blow them up?
You want me to
blow up the island?
Genius, sir, pure genius.
I"ll get on it right away.
Arggh!
I"ll start at the ape camp
and work my way back here, sir.
Argh!
Squawk, I"d help out,
ha-ha-ha, but I"m just a
brainless buzzard, a
double-crossing pilfering parrot
who"d sell his own mother to get
a single cracker.
[Squawking]
Hip-hop, hip-hop, we"re loyal
to K. Rool by blowing things up.
Hip-hop, hip-hop, Kritters!
March!
Hip-hop, hip-hop, hip-hop!
[Burping]
I"ve had enough bananas to
last a lifetime.
I couldn"t move even if a
10-ton animal was going to drop
out of the sky
for no good... Ahh!
Argh!
[Mumbling]
Funky,
do you know what he"s saying?
Squawk, what he"s trying to
say is K. Rool is going to blow
up the island.
Is that what you"re trying to
tell me, little buddy?
[Mumbling]
It"s a long story.
Better make tracks, D. Man.
Yeah, before it gets worse.
[Hissing]
Diddy"s got stage four of
kongo-bongo gone-wrongo disease.
If it goes to stage five, his
brain is going to
start popping like corn.
BOTH: it just got worse!
He needs a vaccination.
It"s not that simple, Diddy.
I ran out of vaccine.
[Squealing]
DK, you"re going to have travel
to the far side of the White
Mountains to the plantation of
Tin Banana Tu.
The nectar from that banana is
the only thing that
can save Diddy.
That"s really interesting,
but not as interesting as what
he"s about to tell you.
Well,
I can"t go anywhere right now.
I have to stop K. Rool from
blowing up the island!
What?
At least it can"t get worse.
[Squawking]
Time is running out.
Who are you going to save: your
little sidekick or
the whole island?
Tick-tock, tick-tock.
BOTH: It just got worse!
Aye, and on that note, I"m off.
[Diddy squealing]
An island without my little
buddy isn"t an island worth
living on, which is why I"m
going to do both.
I"m going to go to the Tin
Banana Tu plantation and bring
back a cure for Diddy.
Then I"m going to come back here
and stop K. Rool from blowing up
the island.
DK and Funky, you go get the
Tin Banana Tus.
Diddy, you get back to my cabin.
I"ll go find Klump to try to
knock some sense into that empty
skull of his.
[Thudding]
[Chuckling]
Hey, brain dead,
I want to talk to you.
Do you even know
what you"re doing?
Urgh, I"m, um, implementing
Operation Blow Up the Island by
order of King K. Rool.
He didn"t order this,
you numbskull!
You got it wrong.
If you blow up the island, then
you blow up too.
Oh, I get it; it"s a trick.
You"re playing
mind games with me.
You"d need a mind in order
for me to do that, you
cement-headed salamander.
Now call it off!
Only the High Commander CEO
of HQ can call off an operation.
Fine, fine, I"ll talk to K.
Rool!
[Sniffling]
Squawk, you think this is bad?
Ha-ha.
Wait until the brain-popping
stuff kicks in.
Ohhh!
There goes one now.
Blergh!
I know of a cure: the nectar
from the Tin Banana Tu.
Arrgh!
POLLY: Nice backhand,
buccaneer!
Argh!
DONKEY KONG: The Tin Banana
Tu plantation.
Talk about good karma.
FUNKY: And one rocking pilot!
And talk about luck: just one
Tin Banana Tu left.
Squawk, that will be mine.
[Laughing]
Funny thing about karma: when
it"s good, whoa, it be sweet,
but when it"s bad,
well, you know.
Wait a sec.
Who says we have to let him get
away with that?
[Squawking]
[Engine roaring]
[Mumbling incoherently]
[Brakes screeching]
[Squawking]
Grrr!
Listen up, matey.
I"m the captain of this here
booty, and the way I see it, I
could give it to either of you.
The question is,
who"s got more to offer?
Ho, ho-ho-ho!
Your turn, banana breath.
I"ve got a really
great tie collection.
[Mumbling]
Squawk!
By a landslide victory, the Tin
Banana Tu goes to King... Ow!
Banana slamma!
I"ve got the Tin Banana Tu!
What are you waiting for?
Take the cure back to Diddy!
Not so fast!
If K. Rool"s brain pops to
completion, then he can"t warn
Klump to back off Operation Blow
Up the Island.
Hmm-mmm.
He"s right, Donkey Kong.
What am I going to do?
If I don"t save Diddy, I'll lose
my little buddy, but if I don"t
save K. Rool, the whole island
is going to be raining coconuts.
Coconuts: that"s it!
Huh?
This is your only chance, K.
Rool.
I"ll give you the Tin Banana Tu,
but you have to promise to call
off your troops.
What about Diddy?
There"s no time to explain.
[Munching]
Whoa, I thought that only
worked with a needle.
I only use the
needle for theatrics.
[Burping]
Trust me, you wouldn"t want
to eat a Tin Banana Tu either.
Oh, no, look,
the talentless star Klump.
You homespun halfwit, come in!
I hope it"s not too late.
This is my finest hour.
K. ROOL: Klump, come in!
Do you read me?
[Moaning]
[Smashing coconuts]
[Vibrating]
Jeeping jungle bugs, I"m cured!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Banana slamma!
[Coconut whizzing]
[Smashing]
Mmm, yummy!
[Groaning]
[Crashing]
KING K. ROOL: Klump,
stop, stop!!
[Ground rumbling]
Yow!
Yoo-oo, hoo-hoo!
Oh!
FUNKY: When karma is sweet!
POLLY: Ha-ha-ha-ha!
[Squawking]
Yo-ho-ho and a... oh!
Ah, forget it.
♪