Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 1, Episode 8 - Buried Treasure - full transcript
When Donkey Kong and his buddies find an antique map;they embark on a Treasure Hunt that leads them on an adventure to the far off Mountain Mines. What they don't know is that everyone else on Kongo Bongo;including King K. Rool;is on the same adventure! After a wild chase to find the treasure;no one is more surprised than our hero to find out what the contents of the treasure chest are.
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪
♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪ Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey oh ♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Let"s go, let's go ♪
♪ Here he comes, banana slamma ♪
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No way, DK.
There"s no way that mutant
prehistoric lizard could have
beat up the giant ape.
Chill out, little buddy.
It"s just a movie.
It"s a lousy movie.
That lizard stomped an entire
city to smithereens.
All the ape did was climb up
some stupid building.
But the ape had heart.
I mean,
you felt something for it.
And he got the girl.
[Laughing]
[Crashing]
Hey, what"s up at Cranky's?
[Zapping]
CRANKY: Next!
All right, stand still or I
won"t get a clear picture.
Don"t sweat it.
I"m in alpha state.
[Laughing]
I"m in the drone zone.
Cool!
Good ride.
Back side 180 off the lip.
Stop moving, you moron!
I"m taking an
x-ray of your brain.
Cool.
I"ll take an 8 by 10 and three
wallet size.
The brain is
already wallet size.
Now stop moving.
[Zapping]
Whoa-ho-ho!
How does it look?
Shipwrecked.
Cool!
A serious case of
water on the brain.
Hey, Diddy, how was the movie?
Bogus!
Mmm, you smell delicious, Candy.
Thanks, DK.
It"s called "Banana Dreams."
No wonder I like it so much.
[Zapping]
Whoa!
What"s going on?
What are K. Rool"s
goons doing here?
Cranky"s breaking in his
new x-ray machine.
Free x-rays for everyone
on Kongo Bongo!
Even for the Pond Gacks.
All right, lizards,
today is the day.
Yeah, right.
Heard this story before.
Today,
we will take over Kongo Bongo.
At this very moment, Krusha has
bravely infiltrated Cranky"s
cabin under the guise of
getting a medical exam to
seize the Crystal Coconut.
Once that beautiful orb is in
my possession, Kongo Bongo will
fall at my feet!
[Maniacal laughter]
CRANKY: Ah, fascinating.
No brain.
I might have suspected.
Oh, great, it slipped a little.
All right, smarty pants,
one more sec.
I"m gonna run another test.
[Explosion]
Lousy mail order hunk of junk!
This is the second time it"s
malfunctioned!
I want a refund!
Oh, goody.
CRANKY: That"s it.
I"ve had it.
Piece of trash.
That"s more like it.
Krusha, you big baboon,
where did you go?
Krusha?
Oh, well.
Next!
My turn!
Ahem!
I don"t think so.
You"re going to butt in?
No, no, no.
I"m just taking my rightful
place as Bluster, the most
prominent citizen in
all of Kongo Bongo.
What a heartless... Mean...
Inconsiderate...
Selfish... ALL: Windbag!
[Clock ticking]
[Bell dinging]
I am a remarkable specimen.
Sound of mind,
body of a Greek God.
Yeah, ha-ha, Bloopo,
the God of fat heads.
[All laughing]
Your turn, Candy.
No, I can"t.
Now my lunch hour is up.
It"s you, Dixie.
Pass, gotta scram.
See ya around, Diddy, DK.
CRANKY: I don"t believe it.
The result of my check-up,
no doubt.
Come on, let"s go in.
What"s up, Cranky?
I"ve got Bluster's x-rays
here and it doesn"t look good.
Whatever"s wrong, it's terminal.
Huh?
Yikes!
It looks awful!
Oh, no.
Here"s the problem.
Wow, it"s totally falling apart.
I give it a week, max.
A week?
A measly little week
is all I have left?
Nothing we can do.
Kaput!
Kaput?
[Crying]
Oh, cruel twist of fate!
So young, so handsome, so brave.
Why me, why me?
Why not somebody
poor and unattractive?
I have so much to live for.
My charm, my good looks.
My mommy"s money.
What a sad,
sad day for poor old me.
Well, at the very least, I have
my reputation.
Oh, no, my reputation.
Unless I change it,
turn over a new leaf.
One whole week to
make my mark in history.
One whole week to become...
Bluster the Benevolent.
♪
♪ I will be remembered
as a straight-up, honest guy ♪
♪ Who will gladly give his life
to save the average passerby ♪
♪ They"ll erect a stature
in honour of me ♪
♪ A monument to
symbolize my bravery ♪
♪ Bluster the Benevolent
♪ Hailed as a king
♪ Blessing one and all
instead of cursing everything ♪
♪ I would hand out daisies and
rescue kittens from a tree ♪
♪ And pick up all the litter
that falls in front of me ♪
♪ Maybe they will
name a city after me ♪
♪ With plaques
on every building ♪
♪ Signs of my nobility
♪ Bluster the Benevolent
♪ Hailed as a god
♪ Spreading joy and love
♪ Instead of
bumbling like a clod ♪
♪ Bluster the Benevolent
♪ Wins the Nobel
prize ♪ For bringing
world peace about ♪
♪ In the blink of an eye
Where is that imbecile Krusha?
Where is my Coconut?
I"m back, your highness.
And guess what I got?
Oh, at last, the Coconut.
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
Give me that
beautiful orb of power.
Uh,
presenting the Crystal Coconut.
Hit it.
BOTH: Ta-da!
Ta-da... oops.
Wrong hand.
Ta-da!
Yikes!
Well, where is it?
It-it-it was right here.
I-I-I had it right here.
All right, where is it, guys?
Well, you stole it from
Cranky"s, then we went to the
swamp for refreshments, then,
oh,
then there was that very cute lizard.
Yeah, right.
And I handed her
the Coconut and...
You handed her the Coconut?!
Uh, uh-oh.
I didn"t get it back.
Uh, back in a jiffy.
The brains of a newt!
Hold on, stand back!
Stand back, everyone!
Bluster the Benevolent is here.
Come on through, Cranky.
All clear.
Out of my way, you nitwit.
When I"m gone to the big
banana patch in the sky, be sure
to tell everyone about Bluster
the Benevolent.
I"m off to do more good deeds.
I"ll tell them
about you all right.
Ahhhh!
I"ll tell them about
Bluster the Buffoon!
Whoa!
[Changing stations]
Hang 10, hang 11,
hang 12, hang 13.
Channel surfing, killa!
WOMAN ON TV: This is the
gadget hour on
Shop "Til You Drop...
BLUSTER: Oooh, Candy!
The gorilla of my dreams.
Yeow!
What is she doing?
CANDY: A one, two, dip.
Stretch, one, two.
A signal!
Hang 58.
[Woman screaming on TV]
Excellent!
Horror flick.
WOMAN ON TV: Save me!
Help, save me!
Bluster the Benevolent
to the rescue!
What"s that?
Whoa!
Ahhh!
[Crashing]
Have no fear, Bluster"s here!
My condo!
What are you doing,
you fat-head!
Do I look like I need saving?!
Uh, no, but if you had needed
saving, I would have saved you.
[Chuckling]
Forgive me, Candy, but I"ve
turned over a new leaf.
This is the new me.
Bluster, you trashed my condo
and Funky"s place.
You"re a menace
to the whole island.
Oh,
forget your crummy little condo.
Marry me, Candy.
Yes!
And we can live out my last
golden days together in the
cushy luxury of my
mother"s mansion.
You have lost it.
Not quite.
But before I do, I"m offering
you an opportunity
of a lifetime.
The opportunity to become
Mrs. Bluster the Benevolent.
The brave widow
of a national hero.
[All crying]
Testing,
testing... [Crying continues]
Oh, Bluster, our friend,
our bravest,
kindest and richest citizen.
No one will ever fill his spats.
I"m sorry, I can't go on.
A righteous dude and
a real party animal.
Hang 10 for me on that killer
wave in the sky, big guy.
[Crying]
He was the greatest!
We had a lot of laughs.
But... that"s all for now.
Bluster, oh, Bluster the
Benevolent, you were so perfect.
The perfect gentleman.
The perfect husband.
[Crying]
Bluster, get real!
It"s all true, so true.
I was wonderful, wasn"t I?
I miss me.
Get over yourself.
Now what are you going to do
about my condo?
Wait!
If you"re my widow, that means
you inherit it all.
The Barrelworks are yours.
Really?
Yes, my sweetiekins.
[Clock ticking]
I"m waiting.
Where is Krusha?!
Uh, right here, your mightiness.
It"s about time.
Give it here.
Oh, my Coconut.
[Laughing]
[Bird squawking]
No way, DK,
it just wasn"t a fair fight.
The giant ape was 100% ape
but the lizard was some mutant
science experiment gone bonkers.
It was just a movie,
little buddy.
Huh?
Ah... um...
Good morning, gentlemen.
It"s not easy becoming a legend
with such a short deadline.
Deadline, what a horrible word.
Whatcha got there, Bluster?
They happen to be the
blueprints for Bluster the
Benevolent"s memorial.
Ta-da!
Bluster Kong Memorial?
Uh, what for?
Hmph!
Oh, please,
don"t try to spare me.
I heard you and Cranky talking
about how I"m not long for this
world, might last another week,
then kaput.
We weren"t talking about you.
That was Cranky"s x-ray machine.
It went kablooey.
I can take it.
Don"t sugar coat it for me.
I"ve made arrangements
for everything.
Do you think the 50-foot
life-like statue is too much?
BOTH: Yes.
Good.
Bluster, unfortunately,
you"re gonna be
hanging out a long time.
It"s so sweet of you to try
to cheer up poor terminal me.
But I can handle the truth.
I"m off to do more good deeds
before I head for the big
banana plantation in the sky.
He didn"t believe us.
What a dope.
[Laughing]
He thinks he gonna kick.
We got to find some way to
make him believe us or Bluster
the Benevolent is gonna kill us
all with his good deeds.
ALL: Hail to King K. Rool!
Hail to King K. Rool!
Hail to me.
This is my finest hour.
♪ It"s great to be a king ♪
♪ I seem to have a knack
for taking everything I want ♪
♪ And giving nothing back t ♪
♪ I"ll take away your jellies ♪
♪ I"ll take away your jams ♪
♪ Have a nice vacation
when I take your travel plans
♪ Now that I have the power
♪ This is my finest hour
♪ Nothing on this
Earth can stop me now ♪
♪ Everything is mine
♪ I finally have control ♪ Oh,
excuse me
♪ I hope I don"t
sound too droll ♪
♪ I"ll take your color TVs ♪
♪ And a banana, if you please
♪ And I"ll put an end to
this silly world peace ♪
♪ Fools,
while I watch you cower ♪
♪ This is my finest hour
♪ Bait you on my
hook just like a worm ♪
♪ Before I crush
you like a bug ♪
♪ Come over here
and give me a hug ♪
♪ It gives me so much joy
to watch you squirm ♪
Stop right there, K. Rool!
What is this?
So Bluster"s being a nincompoop.
He thought we were talking about
him instead of the x-ray machine
and now he"s trying to weasel
his way into the history books
by killing all of us
with his good deeds.
Fat chance!
How do we make him stop?
With a cherry soda right
there on the shelf, next to
the supersonic vita-punch pack.
Cherry soda?
He thinks he has
a fatal disease?
Yeah.
All we got to do is convince
him that this cherry soda is
a new miracle drug
that will cure him.
Cherry soda"s a miracle drug?
Of course not.
But he"ll think so and he'll
stop destroying Kongo Bongo by
trying to be a hero.
Besides, I"ve been trying to
unload that stuff for ages.
Diddy, DK, Cranky!
Red alert!
It"s all over the island.
King K. Rool"s got
the Crystal Coconut!
Don"t be ridiculous!
The Crystal Coconut"s right
there in its case.
ALL: It"s missing!
Bluster"s on his way to
K. Rool"s to be the big hero
and get the Coconut
back all by himself.
They"ll turn him
into lizard bait.
Quick, DK, grab that cherry
soda and get going!
You"ve got to stop Bluster
before he gets there.
DK: Let"s hurry up,
little buddy.
♪
BLUSTER: Hand over the
Coconut, you prehistoric
throw-back, or Bluster the
Benevolent will pulverize you!
Too late.
What a dumb baboon.
Is this the fiendishly
brilliant plan of a master
strategist or is he simply
the stupidest ape on two feet?
The stupidest ape.
You don"t frighten me, K. Rool.
I"ve got nothing to lose.
DK: Yo, Bluster, over here.
Excuse me.
Hold that thought.
Here he comes.
What do you want?
Bluster the Benevolent is in
the process of completing his
most heroic act to date and
you"re stepping on his toes.
Well, here"s to ya, Bluster.
Toasting my victory.
Slightly premature,
but, well, why not?
It"s Cranky's
new miracle elixir.
You"re cured.
So it"s not worth you getting
busted up by a
bunch of Kritters.
Cured?
I"m cured?
Forget what I said before.
I"m cured!
I"m cured, I'm cured!
Long live me!
Get that idiot!
Huh?
[Weapons powering up]
[Snickering]
But I"m cured.
DK, you gave him the
supersonic mega-punch pack
instead of the cherry soda!
Huh?
Ahhh, hello, newts!
Ready to rumble?
[Punching, screaming continues]
My army.
My precious Kritters.
Time to slither away.
Whoa!
Ahhh!
[Crashing]
Bluster saves the day!
One minute you"re up,
the next minute you"re down.
Here he comes.
Thank you, thank you.
No need for thanks.
For the incredible death-defying
feats of heroism and courage.
For the acts of kindness.
I have something for all of you.
[All moaning]
Don"t worry, the supersonic
vita-punch pack should be
wearing off any second.
We need to put it
in a place of honour.
It... will... serve
as... an example.
An example of a big baboon.
[Crashing]
What happened?
My portrait!
The windbag ran out of steam.
Wait!
I haven"t given my speech yet.
One minute you"re up, the next
minute you"re down.
♪
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪
♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪ Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey oh ♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Let"s go, let's go ♪
♪ Here he comes, banana slamma ♪
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No way, DK.
There"s no way that mutant
prehistoric lizard could have
beat up the giant ape.
Chill out, little buddy.
It"s just a movie.
It"s a lousy movie.
That lizard stomped an entire
city to smithereens.
All the ape did was climb up
some stupid building.
But the ape had heart.
I mean,
you felt something for it.
And he got the girl.
[Laughing]
[Crashing]
Hey, what"s up at Cranky's?
[Zapping]
CRANKY: Next!
All right, stand still or I
won"t get a clear picture.
Don"t sweat it.
I"m in alpha state.
[Laughing]
I"m in the drone zone.
Cool!
Good ride.
Back side 180 off the lip.
Stop moving, you moron!
I"m taking an
x-ray of your brain.
Cool.
I"ll take an 8 by 10 and three
wallet size.
The brain is
already wallet size.
Now stop moving.
[Zapping]
Whoa-ho-ho!
How does it look?
Shipwrecked.
Cool!
A serious case of
water on the brain.
Hey, Diddy, how was the movie?
Bogus!
Mmm, you smell delicious, Candy.
Thanks, DK.
It"s called "Banana Dreams."
No wonder I like it so much.
[Zapping]
Whoa!
What"s going on?
What are K. Rool"s
goons doing here?
Cranky"s breaking in his
new x-ray machine.
Free x-rays for everyone
on Kongo Bongo!
Even for the Pond Gacks.
All right, lizards,
today is the day.
Yeah, right.
Heard this story before.
Today,
we will take over Kongo Bongo.
At this very moment, Krusha has
bravely infiltrated Cranky"s
cabin under the guise of
getting a medical exam to
seize the Crystal Coconut.
Once that beautiful orb is in
my possession, Kongo Bongo will
fall at my feet!
[Maniacal laughter]
CRANKY: Ah, fascinating.
No brain.
I might have suspected.
Oh, great, it slipped a little.
All right, smarty pants,
one more sec.
I"m gonna run another test.
[Explosion]
Lousy mail order hunk of junk!
This is the second time it"s
malfunctioned!
I want a refund!
Oh, goody.
CRANKY: That"s it.
I"ve had it.
Piece of trash.
That"s more like it.
Krusha, you big baboon,
where did you go?
Krusha?
Oh, well.
Next!
My turn!
Ahem!
I don"t think so.
You"re going to butt in?
No, no, no.
I"m just taking my rightful
place as Bluster, the most
prominent citizen in
all of Kongo Bongo.
What a heartless... Mean...
Inconsiderate...
Selfish... ALL: Windbag!
[Clock ticking]
[Bell dinging]
I am a remarkable specimen.
Sound of mind,
body of a Greek God.
Yeah, ha-ha, Bloopo,
the God of fat heads.
[All laughing]
Your turn, Candy.
No, I can"t.
Now my lunch hour is up.
It"s you, Dixie.
Pass, gotta scram.
See ya around, Diddy, DK.
CRANKY: I don"t believe it.
The result of my check-up,
no doubt.
Come on, let"s go in.
What"s up, Cranky?
I"ve got Bluster's x-rays
here and it doesn"t look good.
Whatever"s wrong, it's terminal.
Huh?
Yikes!
It looks awful!
Oh, no.
Here"s the problem.
Wow, it"s totally falling apart.
I give it a week, max.
A week?
A measly little week
is all I have left?
Nothing we can do.
Kaput!
Kaput?
[Crying]
Oh, cruel twist of fate!
So young, so handsome, so brave.
Why me, why me?
Why not somebody
poor and unattractive?
I have so much to live for.
My charm, my good looks.
My mommy"s money.
What a sad,
sad day for poor old me.
Well, at the very least, I have
my reputation.
Oh, no, my reputation.
Unless I change it,
turn over a new leaf.
One whole week to
make my mark in history.
One whole week to become...
Bluster the Benevolent.
♪
♪ I will be remembered
as a straight-up, honest guy ♪
♪ Who will gladly give his life
to save the average passerby ♪
♪ They"ll erect a stature
in honour of me ♪
♪ A monument to
symbolize my bravery ♪
♪ Bluster the Benevolent
♪ Hailed as a king
♪ Blessing one and all
instead of cursing everything ♪
♪ I would hand out daisies and
rescue kittens from a tree ♪
♪ And pick up all the litter
that falls in front of me ♪
♪ Maybe they will
name a city after me ♪
♪ With plaques
on every building ♪
♪ Signs of my nobility
♪ Bluster the Benevolent
♪ Hailed as a god
♪ Spreading joy and love
♪ Instead of
bumbling like a clod ♪
♪ Bluster the Benevolent
♪ Wins the Nobel
prize ♪ For bringing
world peace about ♪
♪ In the blink of an eye
Where is that imbecile Krusha?
Where is my Coconut?
I"m back, your highness.
And guess what I got?
Oh, at last, the Coconut.
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
Give me that
beautiful orb of power.
Uh,
presenting the Crystal Coconut.
Hit it.
BOTH: Ta-da!
Ta-da... oops.
Wrong hand.
Ta-da!
Yikes!
Well, where is it?
It-it-it was right here.
I-I-I had it right here.
All right, where is it, guys?
Well, you stole it from
Cranky"s, then we went to the
swamp for refreshments, then,
oh,
then there was that very cute lizard.
Yeah, right.
And I handed her
the Coconut and...
You handed her the Coconut?!
Uh, uh-oh.
I didn"t get it back.
Uh, back in a jiffy.
The brains of a newt!
Hold on, stand back!
Stand back, everyone!
Bluster the Benevolent is here.
Come on through, Cranky.
All clear.
Out of my way, you nitwit.
When I"m gone to the big
banana patch in the sky, be sure
to tell everyone about Bluster
the Benevolent.
I"m off to do more good deeds.
I"ll tell them
about you all right.
Ahhhh!
I"ll tell them about
Bluster the Buffoon!
Whoa!
[Changing stations]
Hang 10, hang 11,
hang 12, hang 13.
Channel surfing, killa!
WOMAN ON TV: This is the
gadget hour on
Shop "Til You Drop...
BLUSTER: Oooh, Candy!
The gorilla of my dreams.
Yeow!
What is she doing?
CANDY: A one, two, dip.
Stretch, one, two.
A signal!
Hang 58.
[Woman screaming on TV]
Excellent!
Horror flick.
WOMAN ON TV: Save me!
Help, save me!
Bluster the Benevolent
to the rescue!
What"s that?
Whoa!
Ahhh!
[Crashing]
Have no fear, Bluster"s here!
My condo!
What are you doing,
you fat-head!
Do I look like I need saving?!
Uh, no, but if you had needed
saving, I would have saved you.
[Chuckling]
Forgive me, Candy, but I"ve
turned over a new leaf.
This is the new me.
Bluster, you trashed my condo
and Funky"s place.
You"re a menace
to the whole island.
Oh,
forget your crummy little condo.
Marry me, Candy.
Yes!
And we can live out my last
golden days together in the
cushy luxury of my
mother"s mansion.
You have lost it.
Not quite.
But before I do, I"m offering
you an opportunity
of a lifetime.
The opportunity to become
Mrs. Bluster the Benevolent.
The brave widow
of a national hero.
[All crying]
Testing,
testing... [Crying continues]
Oh, Bluster, our friend,
our bravest,
kindest and richest citizen.
No one will ever fill his spats.
I"m sorry, I can't go on.
A righteous dude and
a real party animal.
Hang 10 for me on that killer
wave in the sky, big guy.
[Crying]
He was the greatest!
We had a lot of laughs.
But... that"s all for now.
Bluster, oh, Bluster the
Benevolent, you were so perfect.
The perfect gentleman.
The perfect husband.
[Crying]
Bluster, get real!
It"s all true, so true.
I was wonderful, wasn"t I?
I miss me.
Get over yourself.
Now what are you going to do
about my condo?
Wait!
If you"re my widow, that means
you inherit it all.
The Barrelworks are yours.
Really?
Yes, my sweetiekins.
[Clock ticking]
I"m waiting.
Where is Krusha?!
Uh, right here, your mightiness.
It"s about time.
Give it here.
Oh, my Coconut.
[Laughing]
[Bird squawking]
No way, DK,
it just wasn"t a fair fight.
The giant ape was 100% ape
but the lizard was some mutant
science experiment gone bonkers.
It was just a movie,
little buddy.
Huh?
Ah... um...
Good morning, gentlemen.
It"s not easy becoming a legend
with such a short deadline.
Deadline, what a horrible word.
Whatcha got there, Bluster?
They happen to be the
blueprints for Bluster the
Benevolent"s memorial.
Ta-da!
Bluster Kong Memorial?
Uh, what for?
Hmph!
Oh, please,
don"t try to spare me.
I heard you and Cranky talking
about how I"m not long for this
world, might last another week,
then kaput.
We weren"t talking about you.
That was Cranky"s x-ray machine.
It went kablooey.
I can take it.
Don"t sugar coat it for me.
I"ve made arrangements
for everything.
Do you think the 50-foot
life-like statue is too much?
BOTH: Yes.
Good.
Bluster, unfortunately,
you"re gonna be
hanging out a long time.
It"s so sweet of you to try
to cheer up poor terminal me.
But I can handle the truth.
I"m off to do more good deeds
before I head for the big
banana plantation in the sky.
He didn"t believe us.
What a dope.
[Laughing]
He thinks he gonna kick.
We got to find some way to
make him believe us or Bluster
the Benevolent is gonna kill us
all with his good deeds.
ALL: Hail to King K. Rool!
Hail to King K. Rool!
Hail to me.
This is my finest hour.
♪ It"s great to be a king ♪
♪ I seem to have a knack
for taking everything I want ♪
♪ And giving nothing back t ♪
♪ I"ll take away your jellies ♪
♪ I"ll take away your jams ♪
♪ Have a nice vacation
when I take your travel plans
♪ Now that I have the power
♪ This is my finest hour
♪ Nothing on this
Earth can stop me now ♪
♪ Everything is mine
♪ I finally have control ♪ Oh,
excuse me
♪ I hope I don"t
sound too droll ♪
♪ I"ll take your color TVs ♪
♪ And a banana, if you please
♪ And I"ll put an end to
this silly world peace ♪
♪ Fools,
while I watch you cower ♪
♪ This is my finest hour
♪ Bait you on my
hook just like a worm ♪
♪ Before I crush
you like a bug ♪
♪ Come over here
and give me a hug ♪
♪ It gives me so much joy
to watch you squirm ♪
Stop right there, K. Rool!
What is this?
So Bluster"s being a nincompoop.
He thought we were talking about
him instead of the x-ray machine
and now he"s trying to weasel
his way into the history books
by killing all of us
with his good deeds.
Fat chance!
How do we make him stop?
With a cherry soda right
there on the shelf, next to
the supersonic vita-punch pack.
Cherry soda?
He thinks he has
a fatal disease?
Yeah.
All we got to do is convince
him that this cherry soda is
a new miracle drug
that will cure him.
Cherry soda"s a miracle drug?
Of course not.
But he"ll think so and he'll
stop destroying Kongo Bongo by
trying to be a hero.
Besides, I"ve been trying to
unload that stuff for ages.
Diddy, DK, Cranky!
Red alert!
It"s all over the island.
King K. Rool"s got
the Crystal Coconut!
Don"t be ridiculous!
The Crystal Coconut"s right
there in its case.
ALL: It"s missing!
Bluster"s on his way to
K. Rool"s to be the big hero
and get the Coconut
back all by himself.
They"ll turn him
into lizard bait.
Quick, DK, grab that cherry
soda and get going!
You"ve got to stop Bluster
before he gets there.
DK: Let"s hurry up,
little buddy.
♪
BLUSTER: Hand over the
Coconut, you prehistoric
throw-back, or Bluster the
Benevolent will pulverize you!
Too late.
What a dumb baboon.
Is this the fiendishly
brilliant plan of a master
strategist or is he simply
the stupidest ape on two feet?
The stupidest ape.
You don"t frighten me, K. Rool.
I"ve got nothing to lose.
DK: Yo, Bluster, over here.
Excuse me.
Hold that thought.
Here he comes.
What do you want?
Bluster the Benevolent is in
the process of completing his
most heroic act to date and
you"re stepping on his toes.
Well, here"s to ya, Bluster.
Toasting my victory.
Slightly premature,
but, well, why not?
It"s Cranky's
new miracle elixir.
You"re cured.
So it"s not worth you getting
busted up by a
bunch of Kritters.
Cured?
I"m cured?
Forget what I said before.
I"m cured!
I"m cured, I'm cured!
Long live me!
Get that idiot!
Huh?
[Weapons powering up]
[Snickering]
But I"m cured.
DK, you gave him the
supersonic mega-punch pack
instead of the cherry soda!
Huh?
Ahhh, hello, newts!
Ready to rumble?
[Punching, screaming continues]
My army.
My precious Kritters.
Time to slither away.
Whoa!
Ahhh!
[Crashing]
Bluster saves the day!
One minute you"re up,
the next minute you"re down.
Here he comes.
Thank you, thank you.
No need for thanks.
For the incredible death-defying
feats of heroism and courage.
For the acts of kindness.
I have something for all of you.
[All moaning]
Don"t worry, the supersonic
vita-punch pack should be
wearing off any second.
We need to put it
in a place of honour.
It... will... serve
as... an example.
An example of a big baboon.
[Crashing]
What happened?
My portrait!
The windbag ran out of steam.
Wait!
I haven"t given my speech yet.
One minute you"re up, the next
minute you"re down.
♪