Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 1, Episode 4 - Raiders of the Lost Banana - full transcript

When Polly Roger steals the Crystal Coconut;Donkey Kong and Diddy chase him into the Ancient Temple Ruins in an effort to get it back. Once there;Donkey Kong disturbs the sleeping idol "...



♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh

♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,

banana slamma ♪



♪ Donkey Kong

♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong



♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh

♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,

banana slamma ♪



♪ Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪

♪ Hey oh ♪ Donkey Kong

♪ Let"s go, let's go ♪

♪ Here he comes, banana slamma ♪

♪ Yo, ho, ho [Squawking]

♪ And a rattle of bum

[Laughing and flatulence]

You"re forgetting yourself,
Polly.

I"m trying to forget you,
bomb breath.

Hey!

That"s gross insubordination!

Not as gross as you,
lizard lardo.

Lardo?

Let me at him!



I"ll... No!

Why not?

Because Polly is the key to

our taking over Kongo Bongo.

[Squawking]

About time you wised up, matey.

That"s of course,
if I can trust you, hmm?

Who me?

Hey, skipper,
it"s me... [Squawking]

Loyal Polly Roger,
at your service.

He"s going to trust that

double crossing dodo bird?

[Squawking]

So, what"s it going to be, tool?

Fool... See this?

It"s The Crystal Coconut and I

must have it!

And I order you to get it!

[Squawking]

That"s it?

I knew I could count on you.

Count on him?

Well, you certainly haven"t '

brought me the coconut, you

tired old tadpole!

Polly, you lead the air attack.

Seize the coconut.

Klump, you provide ground cover.

[Squawking]

I"m out of here, hoist the

anchor, so long.

Oh, the humiliation,
the dishonour.

I"m nothing but a bird watcher!

Kritters, march.

Hip, hup, Hip, hup, hip, hup...

[Chuckling evilly]

Hip, hup, Hip, hup, hip, hup...

[Humming]

Hmm... let"s see.

One beaker contains herbal tea

and the other is a metal eating

acid compound that could

dissolve my innards
in a ba-nanosecond.

Ooh, monkey, ho.

Oh, mighty Crystal Coconut,

maybe you could tell me which

beaker has the battery acid.

[Squawking]

Get a load of the rock on the

starboard side.

[Whistling]

Thanks, oh mighty C.C.!

Hi, matey.

Polly got a coconut.

Drop it, you buzzard,
you pilfering parrot!

He, ho, up, up and away!

Come back, you two-bit toucan!

Step, kick, step, kick, boot,

circle, toot, push.

Listen to the rhythm, DK.

♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da

♪ Da, da, d-da, da... Ah!

Oh, it"s useless, little buddy.

I got two left boots.

If you"re going to take Candy

dancing on your anniversary, you

got to dance.

You"re right.

Here goes.

Step, kick, step, kick, tush

shove and a boot push.

Oh, yeah... yah!

[Crashing]

DK, DK!

You all right, buckaroo?

Just fine, little buddy.

You had it there.

Well, almost.

I"m going to have to come up

with something else for the

anniversary of our first date.

What"s all the racket?!

I could hear you, clear through

the jungle to my place.

Cranky, what"s up?

Polly Roger stole the coconut.

It"s your job to get it back.

Stole the coconut?

Why would Polly want it?

You can bet K.
Rool is behind it.

K. Rool... Time to bust a move.

Any sign of that buzzard?

Uh-uh [Squawking]

♪ It"s only me,
from over the sea ♪

What?

♪ Said Polly Roger, the pirate

There, there he is!

DK: He"s got the coconut!

Apes ahoy!

I got him, no sweat.

[Squawking]

Think you can
lose me that easily?

Tree!

Ooh!

[Crashing]

DK, DK, are you okay?

Get up, come on.

Let"s go, go, go.

Polly"s getting away
with the coconut.

We got to stop him.

Come on!

The coconut?

[Panting]

Oh,
the ancient temple of Inka Dinka Doo.

Let"s find him quick
and get out of here.

[Squawking]

Wait!

Do you hear that?

Uh-huh.

There he is!

[Squawking]

Baboons on the bow, baboons

on the bow, on the bow.

Grab that bird brain!

He"s this way, to the right.

Turn to the left.

Eat my tail feathers.

[Squawking]

We got him cornered.

DIDDY: Oh no!

Where did he go?

You take that one.

I"ll take this one.

Right!

[Squawking]

DIDDY: Over here!

[Squawking]

I got him!

[Fighting noises]

Get the coconut!

[Fighting noises and crashing]

[Laughing]

What a dodo bird!

[Laughing]

Cranky"s going to be happy.

Yup.

Oh, steady as she goes.

We got to tell Cranky this

place isn"t so bad.

Cranky"s just a gloomy Gus.

There"s nothing in here.

D-d-d-d-did you...
Did you see that?

The place is booby trapped.

Run!

Turbo charge it!

Move it!

I"m moving, I'm moving!

Ooh!

[Both yelling]

[Panting]

Oh, it"s a dead end.

We"re trapped!

We"re doomed!

[Both yelling]

Where are we?

Look, a banana.

Just what I need!

I"m starving!

Excuse me, you"re tossing The

Crystal Coconut for a banana?

I"m hungry.

Aw, phooey.

It"s not even a real banana.

It"s only gold.

Go... gold?

Wait a sec.

This"ll make a perfect
present for Candy.

[Growling]

MALE VOICE: Inka Dinka don"t!

[Growling]

It"s the Sleeping Idol
of Inka Dinka Doo.

Not anymore.

He looks kind of mad.

Inka Dinka don"t!

Real mad.

[Both yelling]

Well, you ninny, where is it?

[Squawking]

I had it and I lost it.

You lost it?

Yeah, so sue me.

If I had a little more ground

support against the army of

apes, I might have kept it.

Klump, you had orders to

provide ground support!

What"s your excuse?

Um, tactical error.

I lost them.

The tactical error
was giving you the job.

[Squawking]

You landlubber.

Well, you lost the coconut,
bird brain.

Did not, swamp snout.

Did too, chicken lips.

Not.

Too.

Not.

Too.

[Growling]

Shut up!

You are both
incompetent imbeciles.

You"re both fired.

Out!

All right, I"m leaving.

[Squawking]

Don"t get your skivvies
in a square knot.

DIDDY: Well, it"s back,
safe and sound.

Now, I feel better, you doofus!

What did I do?

You woke the Sleeping Idol of

Inka Dinka Doo.

DK: We were in and we were

out, bada bing, bada boom.

No big deal.

Maybe, maybe not.

You didn"t touch anything?

DK: Nope, uh-uh, nothing.

Then what"s that?

[Chuckling]

This?

It"s just a little something I

picked up for Candy.

[Rumbling]

Uh-oh, it"s starting!

What is?

The Encyclopaedia Bananica.

[Muttering]

What"s it say?

♪ See here,
look what you"ve done now ♪

♪ You have brought the wrath

of Inka Dinka Doo on down ♪

♪ How can such a
pretty thing as this ♪

♪ Make things really go amiss?

♪ All I want is Candy"s kiss ♪

♪ You"re a fool ♪

♪ Can"t you see that
there"s a curse? ♪

♪ Put the banana back

♪ Or things are gonna
get much worse ♪

♪ What"s with all the worry? ♪

♪ Can"t you see I'm in a hurry ♪

♪ It"s a perfect gift

for our anniversary ♪

The curse will bring the

destruction of our entire island

and there"ll be no bananas left

for you to eat!

No bananas?

♪ It"s the curse of
The Golden Banana ♪

♪ The curse of The
Golden Banana ♪

Don"t you get it,
you big baboon?

It"s bad luck,
catastrophic karma.

You"ve got to return
the banana now!

I do?

You do.

You"ve unleashed
a curse on all of us.

The entire fate of Kongo Bongo

rests in your hands.

Bummer.

This would have scored a whole

lot of points for me with Candy.

[Chuckling]

This will score a whole lot

of points for me with King K.

Rool.

This whole thing seems
kind of stupid now.

A banana cursed?

But, Cranky said... Hey,
when it comes to

bananas, I"m the expert.

CANDY: Hey, DK.

Candy!

Oh boy, here we go.

That little golden banana

bobble wouldn"t happen to be for

me, would it?

Huh?

Oh yeah, our anniversary.

It"s beautiful.

It"s cursed, DK.

Oh DK, it"s the prettiest,

nicest present I"ve ever gotten.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

You"re welcome,
welcome, welcome.

I got to go.

I"m late for work.

See you soon,
you little love monkey.

She called me a love monkey.

Yeah, will you snap out of it,
smart guy?

You just gave away the sacred

Golden Banana of Inka Dinka Doo.

[Laughing]

[Gasping]

What have I done?

Yeesh... Well,
finally back from lunch

and two minutes late!

I"m sorry, Bluster.

I was busy receiving.

Receiving what?

This present from Donkey Kong.

A banana?

What a cheapskate.

Cheapskate?

Look again.

It"s a genuine 24 Carat banana.

[Rumbling]

Earthquake.

Run for it!

[Yelling]

[Rumbling]

[Panting]

Thanks for stepping on my

head on the way out.

I... I was getting to the

copter,
so I could airlift you out.

Right.

Least you could do
is give me a lift home.

Of course.

Hop in.

Get you home all safe and sound.

Cut the chatter, Bluster and

fly this thing!

[Helicopter whirring]

That was a close one, huh?

Yeah.

Well,
at least I hung on to my gold banana.

[Rotor sputtering]

What was that?

Whoa!

Hang on!

Mayday, mayday.

We"re going down!

[Both yelling]

[Disco music playing]

Shake, rattle and roll.

[Crashing]

The barrel copter,
Mommy will be livid.

Tell her to take a number.

I was livid first.

What about me?

What about you?

I"m livid.

You can be livid later.

Now,
get this thing out of my house.

I"ll do what I can.

Hey, what"s that?

What?

That golden banana,
where did you get it?

DK gave it to me
for our anniversary.

Donkey Kong gave you that?

This is all his fault!

He"s brought bad
luck on all of us.

I know, I"m fired.

But, I ran my own recon mission.

I thought you"d like to know,

Donkey Kong has in his

possession The Golden Banana of

Inka Dinka Doo.

You saw it with your own eyes?

Yes, your mightiness.

[Gasping]

Think of the possibilities,
Klump.

Do you realize the things I

could do with The Crystal

Coconut in one hand and The

Golden Banana in the other?

Um, juggle?

No, you nut head!

I could take over
all of Kongo Bongo.

I could be the master of evil.

So, get me that banana,
General Klump.

Yes, sir!

This is not smooth.

I blew it!

I brought bad luck on everybody.

What do I do?

Cranky will know how to fix it.

BOTH: Whoa.

Cursed, ha!

I"ll show them cursed.

Hey, Candy, it"s me, your

little love monkey.

What happened here?

Donkey Kong,
you wouldn"t believe it.

There was an earthquake that

destroyed the factory and then

Bluster was taking me home and

his copter went kaput and

crashed into Cranky"s.

Candy, I got to level with you.

It"s The Golden Banana.

What?

Don"t you start telling me it's

cursed too.

It is.

It belongs to the big dude in

The Temple of Inka Dinka Doo.

Nice try.

You gave it to me
and I"m keeping it.

Unless, you want to break the

whole thing off.

Uh, no, but... Fine,
so the banana"s mine.

Wait, wait!

It"s only going
to bring bad luck.

To anyone who tries to take

it away from me!

Hey, you two lugs,
help me out here.

Ancient curses, bad luck,

I"ve never heard such lame

excuses in my life.

Oh!

Well, well, well, The Golden

Banana of Inka Dinka Doo.

This will be my
greatest campaign yet.

[Chuckling]

So, how do I get Candy to

give up The Gold Banana?

I don"t want to make
her even madder.

Chill out.

We"ll figure it out.

Hmm... we need a plan.

You"re right.

Let"s eat.

How can you think about eating?

We still got to figure out how

to get the banana back.

It"s all this banana talk.

Banana, banana, banana!

I can"t think when I'm hungry.

[Munching]

Huh?

[Squawking]

Thanks, matey.

It was getting chilly in here.

What are you doing in my fridge?

What"s it look like?

Having a snack.

Go back to K. Rool,
you pillaging pirate.

I gave the old guy,
the heave ho.

[Squawking]

I"m offering my
services to you two.

Yeah,
like we can really trust you.

Oh, it"s true.

I tell you,
I"ve given up me evil ways.

[Squawking]

Give me another chance fellas,
please?

Well, I don"t know.

What do you say, little buddy.

Do we trust him or not?

[Squawking]

All right,
I"ll tell you what, mates...

[Squawking]

To seal the deal, I"ll give

you some inside, super secret,

double hush hush info.

DIDDY: Super secret,
double hush hush?

That"s right.

K. Rool is holding your main

squeeze prisoner.

[Squawking]

Candy?

Prisoner?

What for?

"Cause she's got the banana.

It"s the curse
and it's my fault.

Now, Miss Kong,
I"m a reasonable reptile.

What will you take
for that banana?

Save your lizard breath.

I"m not interested in selling.

I"m beginning to lose my

patience, Miss Kong.

And you don"t want to see me

lose my patience.

Ooh, I"m really scared.

Ooh, you should be.

You"ll be punished!

You"re grounded!

Off to the dungeon with her.

[Gasping]

You... you wouldn"t!

You... you couldn"t!

Yes I could and I will.

[Laughing]

Take her away, Klump!

Yes, your majesty!

No, you can"t!

Help!

DK: Hang on, Candy!

Banana slamma!

Donkey Kong!

ALL: Donkey Kong!

Let go of her, you pond gack.

Klump!

Uh, yes sir.

Kritters, attack!

Uh, Kritters?

Come on, Candy.

I"ll take you home.

All right.

You"re still my
little love monkey.



♪ When I see a smile
on your hairy face ♪

♪ I know there"s no other ape

that could take your place ♪

♪ I can"t believe you feel

the way that you do ♪

♪ You"re love is like
a dream come true ♪

♪ You are the sunlight
warming up my day ♪

♪ Take my hand and
everything"s okay ♪

♪ I see bananas when
I look in your eyes ♪

♪ I"d shower you with
coconut cream pies ♪

♪ A love like ours
don"t grow on trees ♪

♪ Our love is like
a summer breeze ♪

♪ Can"t you see
we"re meant to be ♪

♪ Our love is stronger

than a golden banana ♪

♪ Our love is stronger

than a golden banana ♪

[Sobbing]

♪ Stronger than
a golden banana ♪

It"s the most beautiful
thing I ever saw.

It warms the cockles of my cold,

cold, coldblooded heart.

[Crying]

Bye-bye!

Bye-bye you lovebirds!

Oh, Klump?

Yes, your majesty?

Cut it out, you lunkhead!

See, Stoneface, it"s yours.

We"re sorry.

We should have never taken it

in the first place.

So,
can you lay off on the cursed thing?

[Growling]

Inka Dinka will do.

He"s happy.

We"re happy.

Everybody"s happy.

No more bad luck.

We hope.

[Squawking]

Hey, mates!

[Squawking]

Look what I found.

Hey,
I thought you were on our side.

I changed my mind.

Some loyalty.

You want loyalty?

Get a cocker spaniel.

[Squawking]

[Rumbling]

Here we go again.

[Rumbling]

Oh boy, he"s steamed.

Inka Dinka don"t!

DINKY: Run for it!

[Both yelling]

So, K. Rool has the banana.

We tried to give it back.

This is not good.

Let"s see what The Encyclopaedia

Bananaicasays.

Hmm... What"s it say?

Are we doomed?

No.

[Chuckling]

But, K. Rool is.

You think just taking
the banana was bad?

Get a load of this.

"Anyone who takes the banana and

plans on doing bad, evil or mean

things with it, better beware."

[Crashing]

POLLY: Abandon ship,
abandon ship.

KLUMP: Get me out of here!

[All yelling]

Get out of my way!

[Rool laughing]

ROOL: Only a minor setback.

I still have the banana!

Inka Dinka doomed...

[Laughing ominously]