Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 1, Episode 26 - The Legend of the Crystal Coconut - full transcript
Donkey Kong is a young ape who lives in Kongo-Bongo. He founds the magical ancient Crystal Coconut which gives DK one wish. He wished for banana's. But these were magic banana's to fight the Kremlings in the Island. DK found the crystal coconut in the temple of the Inka Dink Doo and said he is going to be the Future Ruler of the Island. But the evil, fat, old alligator, King K. Rool, the King of Kremlings, wants to be the King of Kongo Bongo island, so he tries to steal it with his General Klump, his very, very, VERY dumb body-guard Krusha and his army of Kritters armed with KlapTraps-shooting weapons. And eat everything in site! Another villain is after the crystal coconut. Captain Skurvey and his crew Kuttless and Green Kroc and Polly Roger. Donkey Kong will need the help of his friends Diddy, Candy, Dixie, Bluster, Cranky, and Funky Kong all help out!
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
Inka Dinka Doo says...
the time has come!
Hey!
I can see my reflection!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
[Snickering]
Oooh!
Got any banana cream pie?
When are you two
knuckle-heads gonna
let me get some sleep?
Just as soon as I get a
little midnight snack.
Future rulers need their
strength, you know.
You silly chimp!
Get away from there!
It"s not a toy!
Movie star!
Yow!
That"ll teach you!
Hey!
It doesn"t hurt anymore!
The Crystal Coconut
took my pain away!
Hey, Cranky, what else can
the Crystal Coconut do?
I don"t know.
No one knows all the mysteries
the magical orb holds.
It"s a mystery why I'm still
talking to you two!
Now, let"s get some sleep!
Can"t sleep without
a bedtime story!
Ooh, tell us the one about the
legend of the Crystal
Coconut again!
Your stories always
make us tired.
Ehh... all right...
But then you"re out of here!
Gone, scat, vamoose!
Deal!
It all began with Kaptain
Skurvy"s great-great-great
grand-pappy.
He stole the Coconut, brought it
to the island, la-la-la...
Scabby scum swindler that he
was, etcetera, etcetera...
He stashed it in the
eye of Inka Dinka...
Coconut plopped out,
blah-blah-blah...
DK found it,
yadda-yadda-yadda...
Deemed future ruler
of Kongo Bongo...
The end!
Yeah, but why did Inka Dinka
Doo pick me as future ruler?
It beats the bananas out of me.
But what about the
Crystal Coconut?
Yeah!
If I"m gonna be ruler, then I
should know all of its secrets.
You"ll know all the secrets
when Inka Dinka Doo
thinks you"re ready.
Until then, I"ve got a little
tip for you, DK.
Yeah?
What"s that?
Go home and let
me get some sleep!
Hey, you think Cranky brushes
his teeth before or after he
takes them out?
I don"t know, little buddy.
Seems like there"s
a lot I don't know.
Don"t sweat it, DK.
You"ll find out, when you're as
old as Cranky.
Why can"t I know
everything right now?
Uh,
maybe we shouldn"t bother him.
It"s late!
No, Diddy.
I"m the future ruler, and I want
the answers now!
Hey, Inka!
Ring-a-ding-ding!
It"s me, DK, the future ruler of
Kongo Bongo.
We got business to discuss.
Oh, you did it now, DK.
He"s gonna blow!
Inka Dinka Doo says...
the time has come!
You bet it has!
I want some info!
♪ I want to know the secrets
that the crystal holds ♪
♪ And all the magic
power that it brings ♪
♪ I"m the big kahuna ♪
♪ I should know
what"s going on ♪
♪ Inka Dinka tell
me everything ♪
To know everything...
you must give up
everything... ♪
Give up everything
♪ What on Earth does that mean
♪ I could mean my subscription
to the Ape Quarterly ♪
♪ I just don"t get this Inka ♪
♪ I"m number one ♪
♪ I"m ready, like now ♪
♪ So why the big mystery
To know everything...
you must give up
everything...
♪ Give up my autographed picture
of my idol, King Kong ♪
♪ Or my tickets to the Dingaling
Brothers" Circus Show ♪
♪ Could be my Planet of the Apes
trading cards ♪
♪ Inka Dinka tell
me what to let go ♪
To know everything, I must give
up everything.
Hey!
Little buddy, I"m giving you my
tie collection.
I think Inka Dinka Doo is
probably looking for something
more important than that, DK.
What"s more important than my
tie collection?
The Crystal Coconut, for one!
That"s it!
I have to give the
Crystal Coconut away!
I was kidding!
I"m not.
Once I give the Coconut away,
I"ll know all the secrets, so I
won"t need it anymore.
Oh, it"s so simple!
Who you gonna give it too?
Who else?
King K. Rool!
Your royal roughness!
Supreme scaliness?
[K. Rool grumbling]
He"s in a bad mood.
My news will cheer him up,
el pronto!
Sir, General Klump reporting!
I have some news, and it is the
A-1 rank of importance, sir.
K. ROOL: Klump!
Didn"t I say no news, no calls,
no tyranny until tomorrow?!
It"s a bad villain day!
Uh, but sir, I really think
this"ll cheer you...
Listen, you incompetent
cretin, I want to be left alone!
That means no one, nothing, no
interruptions!
But sir, I really think
you"re gonna like this news as
it"s regarding the
Crystal... Go away!
Guess we give the Crystal
Coconut back to Donkey Kong.
The Crystal Coconut?
Triumph... Victory... Success...
At long last, I, King K. Rool,
am the ruler of
Kongo Bongo Island!
[Laughing]
How did you get
the Coconut anyway?
Well, sir, first, I titled
the operation, "the bloody
battle of the baboons."
I then set up surveillance of
the enemy, and like... Okay,
never mind.
The important thing is that at
long last,
the Crystal Coconut is mine!
Mine... Mine!
[Laughing]
And no one... but no one...
is going to take it from me!
Arrr... Kongo Bongo Island!
I"ve come to claim me
birthright, the Crystal Coconut,
in the name of my
great-great-great grand-pappy.
And I pity the land-lubber shark
bait what tries to stop me.
If my name isn"t
Kaptain Skur... Ow!
On my honour, I swear on the
great-great-great
pirate oath... Ow!
To grant any favour to the
swamp-sucking sea scum scallywag
that can rid my off this... Ow!
Painful toothache.
But the pirates
don"t have honour.
That"s why we's the scourge
of the seven seas!
We be pure scum!
Aye!
There be no more fearsome
scourge scum than I, but the
pirate oath is a pure and sacred
thing, mates.
Me great-great-great grand-pappy
taught me that right after he
stole the Crystal Coconut,
fair and square.
Speaking of which, it"s time to
do what pirates do best.
ALL: Steal booty!
Inka, future ruler here.
I did exactly as you said.
So,
start doling out them secrets.
To know everything...
one must give up everything...
Uh-oh, I think you goofed, DK.
And when Cranky finds out...
No sweat, little buddy!
I"m gonna be ruler.
What can Cranky say?
You did what?!
I wanted to know
all the secrets.
So you gave the Coconut away
to King K. Rool?!
What were you thinking?
Avast ye!
Aah!
Pirates!
Thieving thug sea-dogs who sail
the seven seas
looking for booty to loot.
I"m sorry, have we met?
I"ve come to claim me
birthright, the Crystal Coconut,
and I pity the land-lubber shark
bait what tries to stop me.
If my... ow!
On my honour... ow!
I swear on the great-great-great
pirate oath... ouch!
To grant any favour to the
swamp-sucking sea-scum scallywag
that rid me of this
painful toothache!
Pirates don"t have honour.
That"s why you are the
scourge of the seven seas!
You"re pure scum.
Aye, there be no more
fearsome scourge scum than I,
but the pirate oath is a pure
and sacred thing, mates, and if
there ain"t nothing pure and
sacred... etcetera, etcetera...
Now hand over the Crystal
Coconut,
or I"ll blow you to bits!
We don"t have it!
Then who does?
[Laughing]
What will I do first?
Herd the apes over a cliff?
Plough down all
the banana fields?
Yes, sir!
You finally outsmarted those
smart alec chimpanzees.
A fine victory indeed.
But, uh, General, Donkey Kong
just gave us the Coconut.
What?!
But that is not the way it"s
going down in the history books,
Krusha!
He just gave it to you?
Well, uh... yeah... kinda...
You massive lunk of
wasted brain matter!
I knew there was something odd
about this victory!
Don"t you see?
It"s a trick, a setup,
a scheme, a scam!
Those monkeys are up to
something, but whatever it is,
I"m going to outsmart them!
Klump, return the Crystal
Coconut immediately!
But... but sir!
It"s been your lifelong battle
to get the Crystal Coconut!
Just do it!
♪ We"re gonna give the
Coconut back, or else ♪
♪ King K. Rool is
gonna have our hides ♪
♪ I can"t believe I gave the
Crystal Coconut ♪
♪ To a couple of the bad guys
♪ Arr, all I wanna do
is get me booty back ♪
♪ Defend my honour
with lootin" and lies ♪
♪ Maybe if I hurry
it won"t be too late ♪
♪ I gotta give it
the old banana try ♪
♪ Gotta bring it back
♪ Gotta get it back
♪ Take it back ♪
Gotta scarf it back
♪ Gotta give it
back ♪ Take it back
♪ At first he said to steal
the Crystal Coconut ♪
♪ Now he"s forcing
us to give it back ♪
He"s confusing me.
♪ Cranky"s gonna kill me
if I fail this time ♪
♪ Looks like I set
things back a century ♪
♪ I always new that smuggling
would keep me in shape ♪
♪ I wish my tooth would
just stop hurting me ♪
♪ I guess there"s more to
knowing how to be a king ♪
♪ You"ve got to see
beyond the mystery ♪
♪ Gotta bring it back
♪ Gotta get it back
♪ Take it back ♪
Gotta scarf it back
♪ Gotta give it
back ♪ Take it back
♪ Gotta bring it back
♪ Gotta get it back
♪ Take it back ♪
Gotta scarf it back
♪ Gotta give it
back ♪ Take it back
I hope those two homespun
idiots have gotta rid of that
cursed Crystal Coconut.
It"s already been
a bad villain day.
Banana slamma!
Oh, great... Uh,
I want the Crystal
Coconut back, uh, please.
You want it back?
You... want... it...
back?!
All the stupid...
You mean I had
the Coconut and I...
I cannot believe...
Oh,
is there no justice... SKURVY: Avast ye!
And who are you?
Oh, not again... Arr!
Kongo Bongo Island family
heirloom, yadda-yadda-yadda...
Claim me birthright,
great-great grand-pappy...
Pity the land-lubber shark bait
what stops me.
Yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda...
What was the next part?
Uh, your tooth?
Oh, yeah.
Ow!
On my honour, grant any favour,
yadda-yadda-yadda...
swamp-sucking scallywag to rid
me off this toothache, doing
what pirates do
best: steal booty.
Pirates don"t honour anything.
They are pure scum
who steal booty.
Aye,
speaking of which... hand it over!
Hand what over?
The Crystal Coconut.
I don"t have it, you imbecile!
I ordered my
general to put it back!
[Yelling]
Where"s Donkey Kong?
He should"ve been back by now.
Klump, and that big no-brain,
Krusha.
General Klump here on
official business from King K.
Rool.
We"re returning
the Crystal Coconut.
It"s a trick.
Diddy, prepare to launch the
trigger barrels.
Sure!
Come on in!
[Screaming]
Strategy one: run and punt.
Now!
Strategy two: bungee-barrel.
[Yelling]
Strategy 17, 18,
and 19... failed!
Well, what do you know...
It wasn"t a trick after all.
Nothing can go wrong now!
Unless... the pirates come back?
We"re sitting ducks!
I gotta warn DK!
Wait a sec!
If I"m protecting the
Coconut, who"s protecting me?
I gotta take the Coconut
some place the pirates will never
think of looking for it.
I"m must have a lead.
I can"t see Skurvy anywhere.
What are you doing,
you numb-skull?
Going back to your cabin?
Klump and Krusha just
returned the Crystal Coconut.
Oh, that"s great!
No, it"s bad!
The pirates are still after it.
Tell me about it.
Then what are you waiting for?
Diddy"s all alone,
standing guard.
Wait till King K. Rool hears
how successful our mission was.
DK: Making tracks!
Coming through!
K. ROOL: Klump, are you lying
down on the job again?
Uh, no sir!
I have excellent news!
I"m the one with the news, so
shut up and listen.
We did it, sir.
We beat them monkeys
at their own game.
Will you shut up
and listen to me!
There"s been a change of plans.
Do not... I repeat... do not take
the Crystal Coconut
back to Cranky.
Bring it back to me!
Why?
Because!
Everyone is after it, including
the pirates!
What pirates?
Our of my way, whale bait!
That one!
And those ones!
Ten-four.
Over and out...
Don"t worry, little buddy.
I"m here to... Huh?
Where could he have... Aha!
Avast ye!
Huh?
Aha!
Okay, Diddy, don"t worry.
DK should be here any... Huh?
What the...?
We"re not in my cabin.
What are we doing here?
I wanted to hid the Crystal
Coconut somewhere that the
pirates would never
ever ever find it.
Avast ye!
Hand over my captain"s treasure!
Okay,
okay... I"ll hand over the Crystal
Coconut, just...
just as soon as one of you big
goofus doofuses makes me!
Donkey Kong!
Back off or I"ll
have to slam ya!
DK, how did you find us?
I thought you"d go some place
that the pirates
would never find you!
Avast ye!
Oh, shiver me molars.
You know, you really ought to
get that tooth checked out.
Who is the goofus doofus now,
mate?
Uh, that"d be me.
After him!
Now do you see all the mess
you"ve caused by your snooping?
I was only trying to find all
the secrets about
the Crystal Coconut.
Well, you needn"t worry your
big ugly head about that now,
matey, because it belongs to me.
So hand it over.
You can"t have it.
It belongs to me.
I got a hand cannon here that
can prove you wrong.
But... but I"m the future
ruler of Kongo Bongo.
[Laughing]
Future ruler?
You?
I"m warning you.
Ooh, ooh... well,
shiver me timbers.
I"m still warning you.
[Laughing]
Oh, that"s a good one, matey.
Me great-great-great
grand-pappy, may he rot in hell,
would be rollin"!
He loved a good joke.
And you"re the biggest, ugliest
one there"s ever been!
[Laughing]
Future ruler!
You want it!
You got it!
Ow!
You knocked out his tooth!
Why you... Hey,
my toothache"s gone!
Arr... Well,
blow me down and shiver me
timbers!
It"s turning out to be a good
villain day after all!
Not so fast!
According to your
great-great-great pirate oath,
you owe Donkey Kong a favour.
No, no, no.
I"d be walking
the plank before I...
No, no, no.
I heard you loud and clear.
You said, "On my honour, I swear
on the great-great-great
pirate oath..."
Okay, okay.
I can"t bears to hear it again.
Name your booty, Donkey Kong.
Ooh!
Well, I was looking through the
new Monkey Bars Catalogue...
You knuckle-head!
The Coconut!
Oh, yeah.
Heh-heh... I forgot.
Can I have it back, please?
I kept my word about the
oath, but as a pirate and
scourge of the seven seas, I
vows to come back, "cause...
We know, we know.
That"s what pirates do.
Aye!
Steal booty!
Well, Donkey Kong, I have to
admit, you don"t always do
things the right way, but you
get "em done.
Yeah, but I still want to
know all the secrets.
Maybe you"re not
supposed to know yet.
Look at all the trouble your
snooping has already caused!
I mean,
do you want to run before you walk?
You"re right.
Maybe some other time!
Good, now let"s get out of
here before your
start another crisis.
I will be back.
You can count on it.
Whatever!
Where in the world could
those homespun idiots be with my
Crystal Coconut?
KLUMP: When the coast is
clear, we jump out of the
barrels, steal the Crystal
Coconut back,
and then swim back to shore.
KRUSHA: I can"t swim.
Well, why didn"t you say so
before we snuck on board!
Well, you never asked!
Stop, you little half-wit dog!
Half-wit?
You two are the
one"s missing the boat.
BOTH: Huh?
Stop!
Hang on!
Don"t go!
What a bunch of goofus doofuses!
[Laughing]
♪
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
Inka Dinka Doo says...
the time has come!
Hey!
I can see my reflection!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
[Snickering]
Oooh!
Got any banana cream pie?
When are you two
knuckle-heads gonna
let me get some sleep?
Just as soon as I get a
little midnight snack.
Future rulers need their
strength, you know.
You silly chimp!
Get away from there!
It"s not a toy!
Movie star!
Yow!
That"ll teach you!
Hey!
It doesn"t hurt anymore!
The Crystal Coconut
took my pain away!
Hey, Cranky, what else can
the Crystal Coconut do?
I don"t know.
No one knows all the mysteries
the magical orb holds.
It"s a mystery why I'm still
talking to you two!
Now, let"s get some sleep!
Can"t sleep without
a bedtime story!
Ooh, tell us the one about the
legend of the Crystal
Coconut again!
Your stories always
make us tired.
Ehh... all right...
But then you"re out of here!
Gone, scat, vamoose!
Deal!
It all began with Kaptain
Skurvy"s great-great-great
grand-pappy.
He stole the Coconut, brought it
to the island, la-la-la...
Scabby scum swindler that he
was, etcetera, etcetera...
He stashed it in the
eye of Inka Dinka...
Coconut plopped out,
blah-blah-blah...
DK found it,
yadda-yadda-yadda...
Deemed future ruler
of Kongo Bongo...
The end!
Yeah, but why did Inka Dinka
Doo pick me as future ruler?
It beats the bananas out of me.
But what about the
Crystal Coconut?
Yeah!
If I"m gonna be ruler, then I
should know all of its secrets.
You"ll know all the secrets
when Inka Dinka Doo
thinks you"re ready.
Until then, I"ve got a little
tip for you, DK.
Yeah?
What"s that?
Go home and let
me get some sleep!
Hey, you think Cranky brushes
his teeth before or after he
takes them out?
I don"t know, little buddy.
Seems like there"s
a lot I don't know.
Don"t sweat it, DK.
You"ll find out, when you're as
old as Cranky.
Why can"t I know
everything right now?
Uh,
maybe we shouldn"t bother him.
It"s late!
No, Diddy.
I"m the future ruler, and I want
the answers now!
Hey, Inka!
Ring-a-ding-ding!
It"s me, DK, the future ruler of
Kongo Bongo.
We got business to discuss.
Oh, you did it now, DK.
He"s gonna blow!
Inka Dinka Doo says...
the time has come!
You bet it has!
I want some info!
♪ I want to know the secrets
that the crystal holds ♪
♪ And all the magic
power that it brings ♪
♪ I"m the big kahuna ♪
♪ I should know
what"s going on ♪
♪ Inka Dinka tell
me everything ♪
To know everything...
you must give up
everything... ♪
Give up everything
♪ What on Earth does that mean
♪ I could mean my subscription
to the Ape Quarterly ♪
♪ I just don"t get this Inka ♪
♪ I"m number one ♪
♪ I"m ready, like now ♪
♪ So why the big mystery
To know everything...
you must give up
everything...
♪ Give up my autographed picture
of my idol, King Kong ♪
♪ Or my tickets to the Dingaling
Brothers" Circus Show ♪
♪ Could be my Planet of the Apes
trading cards ♪
♪ Inka Dinka tell
me what to let go ♪
To know everything, I must give
up everything.
Hey!
Little buddy, I"m giving you my
tie collection.
I think Inka Dinka Doo is
probably looking for something
more important than that, DK.
What"s more important than my
tie collection?
The Crystal Coconut, for one!
That"s it!
I have to give the
Crystal Coconut away!
I was kidding!
I"m not.
Once I give the Coconut away,
I"ll know all the secrets, so I
won"t need it anymore.
Oh, it"s so simple!
Who you gonna give it too?
Who else?
King K. Rool!
Your royal roughness!
Supreme scaliness?
[K. Rool grumbling]
He"s in a bad mood.
My news will cheer him up,
el pronto!
Sir, General Klump reporting!
I have some news, and it is the
A-1 rank of importance, sir.
K. ROOL: Klump!
Didn"t I say no news, no calls,
no tyranny until tomorrow?!
It"s a bad villain day!
Uh, but sir, I really think
this"ll cheer you...
Listen, you incompetent
cretin, I want to be left alone!
That means no one, nothing, no
interruptions!
But sir, I really think
you"re gonna like this news as
it"s regarding the
Crystal... Go away!
Guess we give the Crystal
Coconut back to Donkey Kong.
The Crystal Coconut?
Triumph... Victory... Success...
At long last, I, King K. Rool,
am the ruler of
Kongo Bongo Island!
[Laughing]
How did you get
the Coconut anyway?
Well, sir, first, I titled
the operation, "the bloody
battle of the baboons."
I then set up surveillance of
the enemy, and like... Okay,
never mind.
The important thing is that at
long last,
the Crystal Coconut is mine!
Mine... Mine!
[Laughing]
And no one... but no one...
is going to take it from me!
Arrr... Kongo Bongo Island!
I"ve come to claim me
birthright, the Crystal Coconut,
in the name of my
great-great-great grand-pappy.
And I pity the land-lubber shark
bait what tries to stop me.
If my name isn"t
Kaptain Skur... Ow!
On my honour, I swear on the
great-great-great
pirate oath... Ow!
To grant any favour to the
swamp-sucking sea scum scallywag
that can rid my off this... Ow!
Painful toothache.
But the pirates
don"t have honour.
That"s why we's the scourge
of the seven seas!
We be pure scum!
Aye!
There be no more fearsome
scourge scum than I, but the
pirate oath is a pure and sacred
thing, mates.
Me great-great-great grand-pappy
taught me that right after he
stole the Crystal Coconut,
fair and square.
Speaking of which, it"s time to
do what pirates do best.
ALL: Steal booty!
Inka, future ruler here.
I did exactly as you said.
So,
start doling out them secrets.
To know everything...
one must give up everything...
Uh-oh, I think you goofed, DK.
And when Cranky finds out...
No sweat, little buddy!
I"m gonna be ruler.
What can Cranky say?
You did what?!
I wanted to know
all the secrets.
So you gave the Coconut away
to King K. Rool?!
What were you thinking?
Avast ye!
Aah!
Pirates!
Thieving thug sea-dogs who sail
the seven seas
looking for booty to loot.
I"m sorry, have we met?
I"ve come to claim me
birthright, the Crystal Coconut,
and I pity the land-lubber shark
bait what tries to stop me.
If my... ow!
On my honour... ow!
I swear on the great-great-great
pirate oath... ouch!
To grant any favour to the
swamp-sucking sea-scum scallywag
that rid me of this
painful toothache!
Pirates don"t have honour.
That"s why you are the
scourge of the seven seas!
You"re pure scum.
Aye, there be no more
fearsome scourge scum than I,
but the pirate oath is a pure
and sacred thing, mates, and if
there ain"t nothing pure and
sacred... etcetera, etcetera...
Now hand over the Crystal
Coconut,
or I"ll blow you to bits!
We don"t have it!
Then who does?
[Laughing]
What will I do first?
Herd the apes over a cliff?
Plough down all
the banana fields?
Yes, sir!
You finally outsmarted those
smart alec chimpanzees.
A fine victory indeed.
But, uh, General, Donkey Kong
just gave us the Coconut.
What?!
But that is not the way it"s
going down in the history books,
Krusha!
He just gave it to you?
Well, uh... yeah... kinda...
You massive lunk of
wasted brain matter!
I knew there was something odd
about this victory!
Don"t you see?
It"s a trick, a setup,
a scheme, a scam!
Those monkeys are up to
something, but whatever it is,
I"m going to outsmart them!
Klump, return the Crystal
Coconut immediately!
But... but sir!
It"s been your lifelong battle
to get the Crystal Coconut!
Just do it!
♪ We"re gonna give the
Coconut back, or else ♪
♪ King K. Rool is
gonna have our hides ♪
♪ I can"t believe I gave the
Crystal Coconut ♪
♪ To a couple of the bad guys
♪ Arr, all I wanna do
is get me booty back ♪
♪ Defend my honour
with lootin" and lies ♪
♪ Maybe if I hurry
it won"t be too late ♪
♪ I gotta give it
the old banana try ♪
♪ Gotta bring it back
♪ Gotta get it back
♪ Take it back ♪
Gotta scarf it back
♪ Gotta give it
back ♪ Take it back
♪ At first he said to steal
the Crystal Coconut ♪
♪ Now he"s forcing
us to give it back ♪
He"s confusing me.
♪ Cranky"s gonna kill me
if I fail this time ♪
♪ Looks like I set
things back a century ♪
♪ I always new that smuggling
would keep me in shape ♪
♪ I wish my tooth would
just stop hurting me ♪
♪ I guess there"s more to
knowing how to be a king ♪
♪ You"ve got to see
beyond the mystery ♪
♪ Gotta bring it back
♪ Gotta get it back
♪ Take it back ♪
Gotta scarf it back
♪ Gotta give it
back ♪ Take it back
♪ Gotta bring it back
♪ Gotta get it back
♪ Take it back ♪
Gotta scarf it back
♪ Gotta give it
back ♪ Take it back
I hope those two homespun
idiots have gotta rid of that
cursed Crystal Coconut.
It"s already been
a bad villain day.
Banana slamma!
Oh, great... Uh,
I want the Crystal
Coconut back, uh, please.
You want it back?
You... want... it...
back?!
All the stupid...
You mean I had
the Coconut and I...
I cannot believe...
Oh,
is there no justice... SKURVY: Avast ye!
And who are you?
Oh, not again... Arr!
Kongo Bongo Island family
heirloom, yadda-yadda-yadda...
Claim me birthright,
great-great grand-pappy...
Pity the land-lubber shark bait
what stops me.
Yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda...
What was the next part?
Uh, your tooth?
Oh, yeah.
Ow!
On my honour, grant any favour,
yadda-yadda-yadda...
swamp-sucking scallywag to rid
me off this toothache, doing
what pirates do
best: steal booty.
Pirates don"t honour anything.
They are pure scum
who steal booty.
Aye,
speaking of which... hand it over!
Hand what over?
The Crystal Coconut.
I don"t have it, you imbecile!
I ordered my
general to put it back!
[Yelling]
Where"s Donkey Kong?
He should"ve been back by now.
Klump, and that big no-brain,
Krusha.
General Klump here on
official business from King K.
Rool.
We"re returning
the Crystal Coconut.
It"s a trick.
Diddy, prepare to launch the
trigger barrels.
Sure!
Come on in!
[Screaming]
Strategy one: run and punt.
Now!
Strategy two: bungee-barrel.
[Yelling]
Strategy 17, 18,
and 19... failed!
Well, what do you know...
It wasn"t a trick after all.
Nothing can go wrong now!
Unless... the pirates come back?
We"re sitting ducks!
I gotta warn DK!
Wait a sec!
If I"m protecting the
Coconut, who"s protecting me?
I gotta take the Coconut
some place the pirates will never
think of looking for it.
I"m must have a lead.
I can"t see Skurvy anywhere.
What are you doing,
you numb-skull?
Going back to your cabin?
Klump and Krusha just
returned the Crystal Coconut.
Oh, that"s great!
No, it"s bad!
The pirates are still after it.
Tell me about it.
Then what are you waiting for?
Diddy"s all alone,
standing guard.
Wait till King K. Rool hears
how successful our mission was.
DK: Making tracks!
Coming through!
K. ROOL: Klump, are you lying
down on the job again?
Uh, no sir!
I have excellent news!
I"m the one with the news, so
shut up and listen.
We did it, sir.
We beat them monkeys
at their own game.
Will you shut up
and listen to me!
There"s been a change of plans.
Do not... I repeat... do not take
the Crystal Coconut
back to Cranky.
Bring it back to me!
Why?
Because!
Everyone is after it, including
the pirates!
What pirates?
Our of my way, whale bait!
That one!
And those ones!
Ten-four.
Over and out...
Don"t worry, little buddy.
I"m here to... Huh?
Where could he have... Aha!
Avast ye!
Huh?
Aha!
Okay, Diddy, don"t worry.
DK should be here any... Huh?
What the...?
We"re not in my cabin.
What are we doing here?
I wanted to hid the Crystal
Coconut somewhere that the
pirates would never
ever ever find it.
Avast ye!
Hand over my captain"s treasure!
Okay,
okay... I"ll hand over the Crystal
Coconut, just...
just as soon as one of you big
goofus doofuses makes me!
Donkey Kong!
Back off or I"ll
have to slam ya!
DK, how did you find us?
I thought you"d go some place
that the pirates
would never find you!
Avast ye!
Oh, shiver me molars.
You know, you really ought to
get that tooth checked out.
Who is the goofus doofus now,
mate?
Uh, that"d be me.
After him!
Now do you see all the mess
you"ve caused by your snooping?
I was only trying to find all
the secrets about
the Crystal Coconut.
Well, you needn"t worry your
big ugly head about that now,
matey, because it belongs to me.
So hand it over.
You can"t have it.
It belongs to me.
I got a hand cannon here that
can prove you wrong.
But... but I"m the future
ruler of Kongo Bongo.
[Laughing]
Future ruler?
You?
I"m warning you.
Ooh, ooh... well,
shiver me timbers.
I"m still warning you.
[Laughing]
Oh, that"s a good one, matey.
Me great-great-great
grand-pappy, may he rot in hell,
would be rollin"!
He loved a good joke.
And you"re the biggest, ugliest
one there"s ever been!
[Laughing]
Future ruler!
You want it!
You got it!
Ow!
You knocked out his tooth!
Why you... Hey,
my toothache"s gone!
Arr... Well,
blow me down and shiver me
timbers!
It"s turning out to be a good
villain day after all!
Not so fast!
According to your
great-great-great pirate oath,
you owe Donkey Kong a favour.
No, no, no.
I"d be walking
the plank before I...
No, no, no.
I heard you loud and clear.
You said, "On my honour, I swear
on the great-great-great
pirate oath..."
Okay, okay.
I can"t bears to hear it again.
Name your booty, Donkey Kong.
Ooh!
Well, I was looking through the
new Monkey Bars Catalogue...
You knuckle-head!
The Coconut!
Oh, yeah.
Heh-heh... I forgot.
Can I have it back, please?
I kept my word about the
oath, but as a pirate and
scourge of the seven seas, I
vows to come back, "cause...
We know, we know.
That"s what pirates do.
Aye!
Steal booty!
Well, Donkey Kong, I have to
admit, you don"t always do
things the right way, but you
get "em done.
Yeah, but I still want to
know all the secrets.
Maybe you"re not
supposed to know yet.
Look at all the trouble your
snooping has already caused!
I mean,
do you want to run before you walk?
You"re right.
Maybe some other time!
Good, now let"s get out of
here before your
start another crisis.
I will be back.
You can count on it.
Whatever!
Where in the world could
those homespun idiots be with my
Crystal Coconut?
KLUMP: When the coast is
clear, we jump out of the
barrels, steal the Crystal
Coconut back,
and then swim back to shore.
KRUSHA: I can"t swim.
Well, why didn"t you say so
before we snuck on board!
Well, you never asked!
Stop, you little half-wit dog!
Half-wit?
You two are the
one"s missing the boat.
BOTH: Huh?
Stop!
Hang on!
Don"t go!
What a bunch of goofus doofuses!
[Laughing]
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