Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 1, Episode 23 - Ape-Nesia - full transcript
When Donkey Kong slips on one of his own banana peels and falls down an elevator shaft;he gets more than a bump on the noggin - he gets amnesia! Suddenly DK doesn't know who he is or where ...
[Jungle music playing]
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
down below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
♪
♪
Hey, DK!
You wanna come
and see the... Whoa!
[Groaning]
Diddy, you okay?
Speak to me, little buddy.
Speak to me!
Only one thing worse than a
bruised banana; a bruised butt.
[Giggling]
Some best pal,
tricking me like that.
I got you good didn"t I?
[Laughing]
Yeah, you did.
Guess I better clean these peels
up before something
really bad happens.
Whoa!
[Crashing]
Hold on, big buddy.
I"m coming!
DK?
DK, are you okay?
Oh, DK, speak to me, bestest pal
in the whole world!
Speak to me!
[Groaning]
Huh?
Who are you?
Who am I?
I"m Diddy.
Your bestest pal in the whole
world, remember?
Diddy?
Oh.
[Laughing]
I get it now.
You"re trying to trick me.
Aren"t you, Donkey Kong?
"Donkey Kong?"
[Gasping]
Jumping banana bugs!
Oh, DK, you"ve lost your memory!
Cranky!
"Cranky?"
Is that my name?
No!
Oh, never mind.
Just don"t move till I get back.
You"ve got problems.
I say he"s the one
with the problems.
Oh, that Donkey Kong!
Is there some sort of rule that
says boyfriends
always have to be late?
Well, this time I"m not taking
"Gee, sorry Candy,
I forgot" for an answer.
That big ape might not know it,
but he"s in big trouble!
KUTLASS: If we digs any
deeper, we"ll sink the island.
GREEN KROC: Aye.
Are you sure we buried our
treasure here,
Kaptain Skurvy, sir?
Aye, "X" marks the spot.
It be buried here, positively.
Why, I"d even stake my
reputation as the
scurviest seadog on it.
I"d... But even so,
you might wants to
take a little look,
um... Over thar".
Why does we bury the treasure,
Kaptain?
"Why does we bury the treasure?"
Kutlass, tell Mr. Green Kroc
here why we be buryin" treasure.
[Hemming]
According to Section Three,
Paragraph Four of the Pirate
Handbook, "any and all treasure
acquired by ill-gotten means
shall and will be
systematically buried," sir.
So, there be your answer, Mr.
Green Kroc, smarty boots!
Now, and not another word.
But if we just be
digging it up again...
Are your ears full of cotton,
sailor?
DK: Excuse me, fellas.
[Gasping]
Maybe you can help me out.
I don"t know who I am.
Help you out?
Why,
I"d sooner run ye through with...
Don"t know who ye be?
You see, I got bumped on the
head, and now... Who am I?
You"re Donkey... Kroc!
Huh?
Aye, Donkey Croc.
Me own first mate.
But I"m your first...
Surely you must remember Mr.
Green Kroc and me
second mate Kutlass?
Donkey Croc?
I"m a pirate?
You say he landed on his head?
Yeah.
Good thing, otherwise he
might"ve hurt himself.
What do we do, Cranky?
He must"ve wandered off.
Find Funky.
Use his plane for an air search.
Good idea.
This better not be Donkey
Kong trying to trick me so he
can forget about the 20 bananas
he owes me, or I"ll give him
something he"ll never forget.
DK: You know, the thing I
don"t remember
most is being a croc.
You sure I"m not
some kind of monkey?
Oh, you be as croc as they
come, Donkey Croc.
Here, sees for yourself.
♪ Arrh, feast your eyes
♪ Look into the
mirror ♪ It never lies
♪ You"re a pirate! ♪
♪ Can"t you see that this is no
disguise? ♪
♪ You live to loot and pillage,
maim and terrorize! ♪
♪ Your reflection tells the
story of a pirate"s
life of glory ♪
♪ Trust your eyes
♪ Arrh, the mirror never lies!
Arrh!
♪ How can this be?
♪ I faintly recall
swinging tree to tree ♪
♪ Now I see a pirate
dance in front of me ♪
♪ With slimy skin and beady
eyes, what a surprise ♪
♪ The reflection tells the story
of a pirate"s life of glory ♪
♪ Trust my eyes ♪
The mirror never lies
♪ The reflection tells the story
of a pirate"s life of glory ♪
♪ Trust your eyes!
♪ Arrh, the mirror never lies!
♪ The mirror never lies
SKURVY: Har, har, har.
[Snarling]
Well, Donkey Croc, ready for
some piratin"?
Aye-aye, nose-nose,
throat-throat.
Ablast, me hardlies, and shiver
me tree trunks.
Arrh.
A scurvy pirate takes silver, a
lowdown bilge rat takes gold,
but there be only one prize for
the lowest of the low pirate
scumdog such as ye, Donkey Croc.
The Crystal Coconut.
The gem what holds the power of
the Seven Seas.
DK: Aye-aye,
nose-nose, throat-throat.
[Laughing]
Uh, any idea where I might be
finding one of them coconuts?
Draw him a map.
FUNKY: Any sign of him,
Diddy dude?
No, Funky.
Oh, wait, I see something!
Whoa, pirates!
FUNKY: Whoa!
The peg leg,
eye-patchin" dudes are back!
DIDDY: We"d better warn Cranky.
With DK lost, the Crystal
Coconut is in danger.
Roger.
Over and out.
[Diddy screaming]
My favourite banana necklace
is gone and whoever
stole it left this.
EDDIE: Club!
Club gone!
Eddie club gone!
Thief leave... thief leave...
Thief leave snack.
♪
DK: Har, har, har, har.
KLUMP: He stole your throne,
King K. Rool, sir.
Donkey Kong stole your throne!
I"m aware of that, General
Klump, but the question I want
answered is why.
CRANKY: Pirates, eh?
Without question!
Crocs of the
skull-and-crossbone variety.
And still no sign of DK!
Then who"s gonna protect the
Crystal Coconut?!
Ya-ha!
Donkey Kong to the rescue!
I"ll take that.
Was he... wearing an eye patch?
[Propellers whizzing]
DK: The name"s Donkey Croc.
[Laughing]
The Donkey dude
thinks he"s a pirate dude.
And he just pirated
the Crystal Coconut.
DIDDY: Now what do we do?
SKURVY: A pretty good day"s
piratin" I'd say, Donkey Ko...
I mean, Croc.
[Laughing]
Now, what be we doin", lads?
Section Three, Paragraph
Four, Kaptain Skurvy, sir.
[Groaning]
Gift-wrap it?
Bury it,
you walnut-brained bottom-feeder.
We be pirates, it be treasure,
so we be buryin" the treasure.
All except this, of course.
[Laughing]
ROOL: So, that"s it.
There"s the reason Donkey Kong
took my throne.
Uh, he... uh... wanted a seat?
No, you knucklehead!
For some reason, Donkey Kong
thinks he"s a pirate, so he's
pirating everything
that"s not glued down.
Or maybe he"s brainy-washed.
Something only
you"d be immune too.
Uh,
he... he could be "hypotized'.
Whatever!
The question now is how can we
move this turn of events to get
the Crystal Coconut
into my claws?
CRANKY: Ah, here it is.
Memory loss.
It says, "A recently lost memory
can be restored by..."
How, Cranky?
How?
That"s it!
DIDDY: What"s it?
[Chewing]
[Sighing]
SKURVY: Arrh?
Maybe we should get him to
dig the holes before
we get rid of him.
Aye, but I can"t stands any
more of that monkey
stuff on my ship.
Easy for you to say, you just
hold the map,
you don"t have to dig.
What be that, third mate?
Ahoy, Donkey Croc.
I be needin" you to
do me another favour.
More booty, Kaptain?
Narrh, this time, lad.
I want ye to go ashore and
capture a scurvy seadog, goes by
the name of Donkey Kong.
[Laughing]
Aye-aye,
nose... Just get on with it!
[Laughing]
The landlubber"s
goin' to hunt heself.
[Laughing]
Donkey Kong had an accident?
Is he okay, Cranky?
Well, he got whacked on the
head, lost his memory, thinks
he"s a pirate, stole the Crystal
Coconut,
and now we can"t find him.
According to my book, we"ve only
got one hope.
You want me to bonk
him on the head again?
If that"s all it took to get
his memory back,
I"d do it myself.
With pleasure.
I"m afraid it's not that simple.
Guess I should"ve asked the
Kaptain for a map or something.
Where on Earth have you been?
Arrh.
You"ve got me confused
with someone else.
I"m Donkey Croc, the pirate...
Arrh... and I"m looking for
Donkey Kong the...
[Screeching]... ape.
No, you"re not.
I"m not?
No, you"re Donkey Rool.
♪ Well, listen here, while I
make it clear ♪
♪ I can"t believe you can't see
what we see here ♪
♪ A crocodile is the
superior species ♪
♪ You"re Donkey Croc,
initials D.C. ♪
♪ Looking at your claws, you
could be one of my in-laws ♪
♪ "Cause you're one of us ♪
♪ One of us ♪ You"re mean and green,
scaly
sheen ♪
♪ Can"t you see that
you're one of us? ♪
♪ You walk the walk
like brother croc ♪
♪ Arm in arm, together we rock
♪ Well,
if what you say is true ♪
♪ Then, I guess we"re brothers,
same color with a similar view ♪
♪ With these fangs
and this scaly skin ♪
♪ There"s no question that we're
family, next of kin ♪
♪ "Cause I'm one of you ♪
♪ One of you!
♪ The same crew
♪ Nothing I can do
♪ I can see I"m one of you ♪
♪ One of you, one of you!
♪ The same crew ♪
I"m really one of you! ♪
♪
[Rool laughing]
It"s been a long time since
you"ve done a job for me,
Donkey Rool.
If you say it has.
You wouldn"t, by any chance,
know where you could get your
hands on, say... a Crystal
Coconut, would you?
I know just where one is.
I thought you might.
♪
Lay it on him, Diddy dude.
Before you take another step,
I want you to try to remember
the time we were trapped
together in those barrels.
SKURVY: Well, me little
guppies, let"s see you get out
of this one.
Arrh.
Let us go, Skurvy!
Oh, I"ll let you go.
You will?
Just as soon as I find some
shark-infested waters!
[Laughing]
And now, with Donkey Kong out
of my way, nothing can stop me.
Except me, squidface.
Donkey Kong?
I"m sorry,
did I interrupt something?
Get those knuckle-draggin"
landlubbers.
[Shouting]
I need some backup here!
Stand still.
DIDDY: Help!
You were saying?
Banana slamma!
Remember?
Sorry, no.
Now, if you don"t mind...
FUNKY: Try trippin" back to
when you were movin" and
groovin" in the Temple of the
Inka Dinka dude.
Is it me or does the floor
seem a little narrow?
Why look at the negative, DK?
Yeah.
Besides, we"re monkeys.
To us, that"s a highway.
Well, here goes.
A little drum music,
if you please.
♪
Let me know if you
see... anything.
DK, duck!
Whoa!
Don"t stop!
Keep movin"!
Let your body do the brainwork!
Banana slamma!
Nuh-uh, not me.
Oh, come on!
There"s got to be
something you remember!
Something that"ll convince you
you"re not Donkey
Croc the pirate.
Well, of course I"m not
Donkey Croc the pirate.
I"m Donkey Rool.
DIDDY: "Donkey Rool"?
Gotta run.
I"m on my way to the Crystal
Coconut for King K. Rool.
This is even worse!
♪
CRANKY: Hold it right there!
Not another one.
Listen, old-timer, before you
try to tell me I"m someone I'm
not,
I"ll tell you exactly who I am.
I"m Donkey Rool.
"Donkey Rool"?
Boy,
this doesn"t get any easier.
I"ll have to pull out
the heavy artillery.
Need a hand lifting it,
old-timer?
He sure didn"t lose
any of his intellect.
Knock off the "old-timer" stuff
and listen to me.
You"re Donkey Kong, and you're
going to remember
the time when...
[Screaming]
Save me!
We"re all doomed!
DK: Banana slamma!
[Squawking]
He who laughs
last... Laughs best.
Ha!
Why, you little...!
DIDDY: DK, over!
♪
No!
DIDDY: DK!
DK: "The curse of the double
doubloon can easily be reversed.
Read these words and you will
see your island is
no longer cursed."
DIDDY: Ya-ha!
Donkey Kong saves the day!
CRANKY: Ya-hee!
I knew I could
make you remember!
You"re Donkey...!
DK: Rool.
Okay, that"s it.
I thought I could do it, but
like the book says, if
anything"s going to do it,
it's this.
Hi, Donkey Kong.
Remember, me?
Surely you must remember your
old sweetie pie.
Forget my old sweetie pie,
who are you?
What?!
My name"s Donkey Rool.
What"s yours?
This is hopeless!
I am your old sweetie pie,
you... you... big
banana for brains!
Gee, what happened?
What did you hit me with,
Cranky?
CRANKY: I didn"t hit you with
anything,
you big... Cranky, wait.
Did you call him "Cranky"?
Sure I did, Candy.
I was gonna call him something
else, but... you were present.
What are you staring at?
You look like you don"t
remember who I am.
I"m Donkey Kong,
your boyfriend, Candy.
Oh, yay, he"s back!
I love you, Donkey Kong.
Yeah!
Where did I go?
No time to explain now.
You"ve got to get the Crystal
Coconut back from those pirates.
"Pirates"?
Don"t worry, I have a plan.
DK: Avast, me lardlubbers!
Walk the plank!
Thar" be a king gator, what goes
by the name Rool, closing in on
us in the company of an army of
killer crocs!
Hoist anchor!
Full sails ahead!
Save your scurvy hide before
it"s too late!
I"ll hide the treasure.
Don"t worry, "X" marks the spot.
But... Cast off!
DK: King K. Rool, King K.
Rool!
ROOL: Donkey Ko... [Hemming]...
I mean, Donkey Rool.
You"re back.
Where"s the Crystal Coconut?
I had to hide it.
There are pirates everywhere.
It"s in a secret place.
"X" marks the spot.
Boy, it sure is nice having the
Crystal Coconut back.
You can say that again.
Boy, it sure is nice having...
And to think that all this
trouble started "cause DK was
careless with his banana peels!
I"ve learned my lesson, Diddy.
From now on, I put my banana
peels where they belong.
DIDDY: Gee, where"s that, DK?
♪
Skurvy, you pestering pirate!
Arrh, K. Rool, you bilge rat!
BOTH: It"s mine!
Whoa!
[Sniffing]
[Chewing]
[Sighing]
[Whooping]
♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
down below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
♪
♪
Hey, DK!
You wanna come
and see the... Whoa!
[Groaning]
Diddy, you okay?
Speak to me, little buddy.
Speak to me!
Only one thing worse than a
bruised banana; a bruised butt.
[Giggling]
Some best pal,
tricking me like that.
I got you good didn"t I?
[Laughing]
Yeah, you did.
Guess I better clean these peels
up before something
really bad happens.
Whoa!
[Crashing]
Hold on, big buddy.
I"m coming!
DK?
DK, are you okay?
Oh, DK, speak to me, bestest pal
in the whole world!
Speak to me!
[Groaning]
Huh?
Who are you?
Who am I?
I"m Diddy.
Your bestest pal in the whole
world, remember?
Diddy?
Oh.
[Laughing]
I get it now.
You"re trying to trick me.
Aren"t you, Donkey Kong?
"Donkey Kong?"
[Gasping]
Jumping banana bugs!
Oh, DK, you"ve lost your memory!
Cranky!
"Cranky?"
Is that my name?
No!
Oh, never mind.
Just don"t move till I get back.
You"ve got problems.
I say he"s the one
with the problems.
Oh, that Donkey Kong!
Is there some sort of rule that
says boyfriends
always have to be late?
Well, this time I"m not taking
"Gee, sorry Candy,
I forgot" for an answer.
That big ape might not know it,
but he"s in big trouble!
KUTLASS: If we digs any
deeper, we"ll sink the island.
GREEN KROC: Aye.
Are you sure we buried our
treasure here,
Kaptain Skurvy, sir?
Aye, "X" marks the spot.
It be buried here, positively.
Why, I"d even stake my
reputation as the
scurviest seadog on it.
I"d... But even so,
you might wants to
take a little look,
um... Over thar".
Why does we bury the treasure,
Kaptain?
"Why does we bury the treasure?"
Kutlass, tell Mr. Green Kroc
here why we be buryin" treasure.
[Hemming]
According to Section Three,
Paragraph Four of the Pirate
Handbook, "any and all treasure
acquired by ill-gotten means
shall and will be
systematically buried," sir.
So, there be your answer, Mr.
Green Kroc, smarty boots!
Now, and not another word.
But if we just be
digging it up again...
Are your ears full of cotton,
sailor?
DK: Excuse me, fellas.
[Gasping]
Maybe you can help me out.
I don"t know who I am.
Help you out?
Why,
I"d sooner run ye through with...
Don"t know who ye be?
You see, I got bumped on the
head, and now... Who am I?
You"re Donkey... Kroc!
Huh?
Aye, Donkey Croc.
Me own first mate.
But I"m your first...
Surely you must remember Mr.
Green Kroc and me
second mate Kutlass?
Donkey Croc?
I"m a pirate?
You say he landed on his head?
Yeah.
Good thing, otherwise he
might"ve hurt himself.
What do we do, Cranky?
He must"ve wandered off.
Find Funky.
Use his plane for an air search.
Good idea.
This better not be Donkey
Kong trying to trick me so he
can forget about the 20 bananas
he owes me, or I"ll give him
something he"ll never forget.
DK: You know, the thing I
don"t remember
most is being a croc.
You sure I"m not
some kind of monkey?
Oh, you be as croc as they
come, Donkey Croc.
Here, sees for yourself.
♪ Arrh, feast your eyes
♪ Look into the
mirror ♪ It never lies
♪ You"re a pirate! ♪
♪ Can"t you see that this is no
disguise? ♪
♪ You live to loot and pillage,
maim and terrorize! ♪
♪ Your reflection tells the
story of a pirate"s
life of glory ♪
♪ Trust your eyes
♪ Arrh, the mirror never lies!
Arrh!
♪ How can this be?
♪ I faintly recall
swinging tree to tree ♪
♪ Now I see a pirate
dance in front of me ♪
♪ With slimy skin and beady
eyes, what a surprise ♪
♪ The reflection tells the story
of a pirate"s life of glory ♪
♪ Trust my eyes ♪
The mirror never lies
♪ The reflection tells the story
of a pirate"s life of glory ♪
♪ Trust your eyes!
♪ Arrh, the mirror never lies!
♪ The mirror never lies
SKURVY: Har, har, har.
[Snarling]
Well, Donkey Croc, ready for
some piratin"?
Aye-aye, nose-nose,
throat-throat.
Ablast, me hardlies, and shiver
me tree trunks.
Arrh.
A scurvy pirate takes silver, a
lowdown bilge rat takes gold,
but there be only one prize for
the lowest of the low pirate
scumdog such as ye, Donkey Croc.
The Crystal Coconut.
The gem what holds the power of
the Seven Seas.
DK: Aye-aye,
nose-nose, throat-throat.
[Laughing]
Uh, any idea where I might be
finding one of them coconuts?
Draw him a map.
FUNKY: Any sign of him,
Diddy dude?
No, Funky.
Oh, wait, I see something!
Whoa, pirates!
FUNKY: Whoa!
The peg leg,
eye-patchin" dudes are back!
DIDDY: We"d better warn Cranky.
With DK lost, the Crystal
Coconut is in danger.
Roger.
Over and out.
[Diddy screaming]
My favourite banana necklace
is gone and whoever
stole it left this.
EDDIE: Club!
Club gone!
Eddie club gone!
Thief leave... thief leave...
Thief leave snack.
♪
DK: Har, har, har, har.
KLUMP: He stole your throne,
King K. Rool, sir.
Donkey Kong stole your throne!
I"m aware of that, General
Klump, but the question I want
answered is why.
CRANKY: Pirates, eh?
Without question!
Crocs of the
skull-and-crossbone variety.
And still no sign of DK!
Then who"s gonna protect the
Crystal Coconut?!
Ya-ha!
Donkey Kong to the rescue!
I"ll take that.
Was he... wearing an eye patch?
[Propellers whizzing]
DK: The name"s Donkey Croc.
[Laughing]
The Donkey dude
thinks he"s a pirate dude.
And he just pirated
the Crystal Coconut.
DIDDY: Now what do we do?
SKURVY: A pretty good day"s
piratin" I'd say, Donkey Ko...
I mean, Croc.
[Laughing]
Now, what be we doin", lads?
Section Three, Paragraph
Four, Kaptain Skurvy, sir.
[Groaning]
Gift-wrap it?
Bury it,
you walnut-brained bottom-feeder.
We be pirates, it be treasure,
so we be buryin" the treasure.
All except this, of course.
[Laughing]
ROOL: So, that"s it.
There"s the reason Donkey Kong
took my throne.
Uh, he... uh... wanted a seat?
No, you knucklehead!
For some reason, Donkey Kong
thinks he"s a pirate, so he's
pirating everything
that"s not glued down.
Or maybe he"s brainy-washed.
Something only
you"d be immune too.
Uh,
he... he could be "hypotized'.
Whatever!
The question now is how can we
move this turn of events to get
the Crystal Coconut
into my claws?
CRANKY: Ah, here it is.
Memory loss.
It says, "A recently lost memory
can be restored by..."
How, Cranky?
How?
That"s it!
DIDDY: What"s it?
[Chewing]
[Sighing]
SKURVY: Arrh?
Maybe we should get him to
dig the holes before
we get rid of him.
Aye, but I can"t stands any
more of that monkey
stuff on my ship.
Easy for you to say, you just
hold the map,
you don"t have to dig.
What be that, third mate?
Ahoy, Donkey Croc.
I be needin" you to
do me another favour.
More booty, Kaptain?
Narrh, this time, lad.
I want ye to go ashore and
capture a scurvy seadog, goes by
the name of Donkey Kong.
[Laughing]
Aye-aye,
nose... Just get on with it!
[Laughing]
The landlubber"s
goin' to hunt heself.
[Laughing]
Donkey Kong had an accident?
Is he okay, Cranky?
Well, he got whacked on the
head, lost his memory, thinks
he"s a pirate, stole the Crystal
Coconut,
and now we can"t find him.
According to my book, we"ve only
got one hope.
You want me to bonk
him on the head again?
If that"s all it took to get
his memory back,
I"d do it myself.
With pleasure.
I"m afraid it's not that simple.
Guess I should"ve asked the
Kaptain for a map or something.
Where on Earth have you been?
Arrh.
You"ve got me confused
with someone else.
I"m Donkey Croc, the pirate...
Arrh... and I"m looking for
Donkey Kong the...
[Screeching]... ape.
No, you"re not.
I"m not?
No, you"re Donkey Rool.
♪ Well, listen here, while I
make it clear ♪
♪ I can"t believe you can't see
what we see here ♪
♪ A crocodile is the
superior species ♪
♪ You"re Donkey Croc,
initials D.C. ♪
♪ Looking at your claws, you
could be one of my in-laws ♪
♪ "Cause you're one of us ♪
♪ One of us ♪ You"re mean and green,
scaly
sheen ♪
♪ Can"t you see that
you're one of us? ♪
♪ You walk the walk
like brother croc ♪
♪ Arm in arm, together we rock
♪ Well,
if what you say is true ♪
♪ Then, I guess we"re brothers,
same color with a similar view ♪
♪ With these fangs
and this scaly skin ♪
♪ There"s no question that we're
family, next of kin ♪
♪ "Cause I'm one of you ♪
♪ One of you!
♪ The same crew
♪ Nothing I can do
♪ I can see I"m one of you ♪
♪ One of you, one of you!
♪ The same crew ♪
I"m really one of you! ♪
♪
[Rool laughing]
It"s been a long time since
you"ve done a job for me,
Donkey Rool.
If you say it has.
You wouldn"t, by any chance,
know where you could get your
hands on, say... a Crystal
Coconut, would you?
I know just where one is.
I thought you might.
♪
Lay it on him, Diddy dude.
Before you take another step,
I want you to try to remember
the time we were trapped
together in those barrels.
SKURVY: Well, me little
guppies, let"s see you get out
of this one.
Arrh.
Let us go, Skurvy!
Oh, I"ll let you go.
You will?
Just as soon as I find some
shark-infested waters!
[Laughing]
And now, with Donkey Kong out
of my way, nothing can stop me.
Except me, squidface.
Donkey Kong?
I"m sorry,
did I interrupt something?
Get those knuckle-draggin"
landlubbers.
[Shouting]
I need some backup here!
Stand still.
DIDDY: Help!
You were saying?
Banana slamma!
Remember?
Sorry, no.
Now, if you don"t mind...
FUNKY: Try trippin" back to
when you were movin" and
groovin" in the Temple of the
Inka Dinka dude.
Is it me or does the floor
seem a little narrow?
Why look at the negative, DK?
Yeah.
Besides, we"re monkeys.
To us, that"s a highway.
Well, here goes.
A little drum music,
if you please.
♪
Let me know if you
see... anything.
DK, duck!
Whoa!
Don"t stop!
Keep movin"!
Let your body do the brainwork!
Banana slamma!
Nuh-uh, not me.
Oh, come on!
There"s got to be
something you remember!
Something that"ll convince you
you"re not Donkey
Croc the pirate.
Well, of course I"m not
Donkey Croc the pirate.
I"m Donkey Rool.
DIDDY: "Donkey Rool"?
Gotta run.
I"m on my way to the Crystal
Coconut for King K. Rool.
This is even worse!
♪
CRANKY: Hold it right there!
Not another one.
Listen, old-timer, before you
try to tell me I"m someone I'm
not,
I"ll tell you exactly who I am.
I"m Donkey Rool.
"Donkey Rool"?
Boy,
this doesn"t get any easier.
I"ll have to pull out
the heavy artillery.
Need a hand lifting it,
old-timer?
He sure didn"t lose
any of his intellect.
Knock off the "old-timer" stuff
and listen to me.
You"re Donkey Kong, and you're
going to remember
the time when...
[Screaming]
Save me!
We"re all doomed!
DK: Banana slamma!
[Squawking]
He who laughs
last... Laughs best.
Ha!
Why, you little...!
DIDDY: DK, over!
♪
No!
DIDDY: DK!
DK: "The curse of the double
doubloon can easily be reversed.
Read these words and you will
see your island is
no longer cursed."
DIDDY: Ya-ha!
Donkey Kong saves the day!
CRANKY: Ya-hee!
I knew I could
make you remember!
You"re Donkey...!
DK: Rool.
Okay, that"s it.
I thought I could do it, but
like the book says, if
anything"s going to do it,
it's this.
Hi, Donkey Kong.
Remember, me?
Surely you must remember your
old sweetie pie.
Forget my old sweetie pie,
who are you?
What?!
My name"s Donkey Rool.
What"s yours?
This is hopeless!
I am your old sweetie pie,
you... you... big
banana for brains!
Gee, what happened?
What did you hit me with,
Cranky?
CRANKY: I didn"t hit you with
anything,
you big... Cranky, wait.
Did you call him "Cranky"?
Sure I did, Candy.
I was gonna call him something
else, but... you were present.
What are you staring at?
You look like you don"t
remember who I am.
I"m Donkey Kong,
your boyfriend, Candy.
Oh, yay, he"s back!
I love you, Donkey Kong.
Yeah!
Where did I go?
No time to explain now.
You"ve got to get the Crystal
Coconut back from those pirates.
"Pirates"?
Don"t worry, I have a plan.
DK: Avast, me lardlubbers!
Walk the plank!
Thar" be a king gator, what goes
by the name Rool, closing in on
us in the company of an army of
killer crocs!
Hoist anchor!
Full sails ahead!
Save your scurvy hide before
it"s too late!
I"ll hide the treasure.
Don"t worry, "X" marks the spot.
But... Cast off!
DK: King K. Rool, King K.
Rool!
ROOL: Donkey Ko... [Hemming]...
I mean, Donkey Rool.
You"re back.
Where"s the Crystal Coconut?
I had to hide it.
There are pirates everywhere.
It"s in a secret place.
"X" marks the spot.
Boy, it sure is nice having the
Crystal Coconut back.
You can say that again.
Boy, it sure is nice having...
And to think that all this
trouble started "cause DK was
careless with his banana peels!
I"ve learned my lesson, Diddy.
From now on, I put my banana
peels where they belong.
DIDDY: Gee, where"s that, DK?
♪
Skurvy, you pestering pirate!
Arrh, K. Rool, you bilge rat!
BOTH: It"s mine!
Whoa!
[Sniffing]
[Chewing]
[Sighing]
[Whooping]
♪