Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 1, Episode 22 - Baby Kong Blues - full transcript

When Donkey Kong and Diddy comment on how easy taking care of Baby Kong looks;Candy and Dixie decide to put them to the test and teach them a lesson about what a responsibility babysitting can be! Left alone with the baby;our heroes find out just how wrong they were when Baby Kong falls into the hands of none other than King K. Rool! And to everyone's surprise;King K. Rool is thrilled to have a little heir to his throne of evil! Donkey Kong and Diddy have to come up with a solution fast...not only to save face with the girls;but to save Baby Kong from a horrible future with...*gulp*...K. Rool for a father!?

[Jungle music playing]

♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh

♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes

♪ Banana slamma

♪ Donkey Kong ♪

♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong

♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh

♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes

♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪

♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪

♪ Let"s go ♪



♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma

But you just spent the last

three days with Donkey Kong.

Yeah, three days of solid

rain, cooped up in here.

But this is my first day off

in weeks, Diddy, and I planned

to spend my afternoon
with my boyfriend.

Yeah?

Well, I plan to spend my

afternoon with my best buddy.

Yeah?

Well,
he"d rather spend time with me.

Oh, you think so, Candy?



Ha!

Well, I know for a fact he"d

rather spend time with me.

Really?

It"s so nice to be popular.

Tell her, DK!

Tell Candy you"d
rather be with me.

Well, I, uh... Tell him,
Donkey Kong.

Tell Diddy you"d
much rather be with me.

Well, uh, well, this is...

Quit your blabbering, Donkey

Kong, I want that miserable butt

of yours in my cabin yesterday.

Now move it!

Cranky, nice to see you too.

Gotta go!

You know how cranky Cranky gets

when you keep him, uh, waiting.

♪ I don"t know what
you"ve got brewing ♪

♪ But I know what DK"s doin' ♪

♪ He"s gonna spend time watching

monkey movies with me ♪

♪ Oh please!

♪ I don"t think so ♪

♪ My man"s gonna
eat like a beast ♪

♪ "Cause I prepared
a banana feast! ♪

♪ I"m gonna treat him

like the king he is! ♪

Huh!

We"ll see about that!

♪ You don"t seem to understand!

♪ Get it through
your head if you can ♪

♪ Didn"t you see
the look in his eyes? ♪

♪ Girl,
it"s time for you to get wise! ♪

♪ That"s why he'd rather

be with me! ♪he"d rather

♪ I know what he wants

"cause a girl can tell! ♪

♪ But only a buddy
knows him well! ♪

♪ My love is the food

that beats his heart! ♪

♪ With snacks and sodas

you"ll never tear us apart! ♪

♪ I"ll tell you what he needs

is sweet romance! ♪

♪ Up against TV

you don"t stand a chance! ♪

♪ He gave me that look!

♪ That was dirt in his eye!

♪ I can read him like a book!

♪ Guys will always be guys!

♪ He wants me
you pint-sized ape ♪

♪ It"s time for me
to set you straight! ♪

♪ That"s why he'd
rather be with me! ♪

Ha, see what I mean?

[Laughing]

♪ That"s why he'd
rather be with me! ♪

♪ With you?

♪ Yeah me!

♪ We"ll see! ♪

♪ That"s why he'd
rather be with me ♪

Well, General Klump.

Well, what, King K. Rool, sir?

You"re a general.

Generals usually have plans.

You know, tactics, manoeuvres.

What is your plan, Klump?

Um, plan?

A plan to get that Crystal

Coconut away from those banana

munching mammals.

Oh, a plan!

Yes, sir!

Priority one!

Initiate possible offensive

strategies, factor estimated

casualties, acceptable losses...

Just keep it simple,
Klump, like you.

That"s an affirmative, sir.

Any suggestions?

You could start by spying on

those confounded apes, see what

they"re up to.

Spy, sir?

Yes, sir.

Sir, spy.

How am I going to choose

between Candy and Diddy?

What kept you?

I"ve got personal problems,
Cranky.

You"ve got problems, huh?

Watch this!

These blasted trigger barrels

have seized up!

Leave it to me, old timer.

[Grunting]

You"re right, Cranky.

Of course I"m right.

Rusted out "cause
of all the darn rain.

That means the traps are...

Useless, like a lot of other

things around here.

And if King K. Rool finds out

our defences are down...

If he tries to get his scaly

claws on the Crystal Coconut,

he"ll have to get past me first.

But maybe you can keep an eye on

things for a while.

See, I"ve got to go and explain

something to Candy and Diddy.

You see... No!

You see!

What we need are
two new trigger barrels.

The barrel factory!

You"ve got just enough time

to get there before Bluster

shuts it down for the weekend.

You can count on me.

Ah!

[Crashing]

Ugh.

And no stopping along the way!

Why do I have a bad
feeling about this?

CANDY: Donkey Kong!

Candy?

So,
are we on for this afternoon?

"On"?

A special lunch at my place.

But... Just the two of us,
Donkey Kong.

Real romantic.

But, Candy,
I... You mean you don"t want to

spend time with me?

It"s not that.

I love to spend time
with you... Great!

See you there.

But, but... Don"t be late!

Oh, great.

Now what am I
going to tell Diddy?

Diddy is a good buddy,
he"ll understand.

DIDDY: Yo, DK!

Diddy!

[Crashing]

Looking for me, right?

Well, yeah.

About this afternoon.

See, I told Candy...

That you"d be spending it

hanging with me, watching TV.

Well, no,
I... So you don"t want to hang

with me?

No, Diddy.

I love hanging with you.

Say no more, buddy boy.

I"ll warm up the TV
and chill the sodas.

But... See you there!

Ugh,
now I"m really over a barrel.

The trigger barrels!

Bluster!

Bluster!

Am I glad you"re here.

That makes one of us.

I need two trigger
barrels right away.

Too bad.

We"re closed.

Closed?!

Oh, come on, Bluster, cut me a

little slack, it"s just two.

Please, spare me your woes.

Thanks to your girlfriend Candy,

and her day off, Mother made me

take over the morning shift.

I had to operate a machine,
of all things!

I even got a
blister on my pinkie.

Bluster, please!

Just two barrels.

If you think I"m going back

in that wretched place to make

you two barrels, Donkey King,

you"re barking up
the wrong banana tree.

But, Bluster.

Come back Monday.

I"m sure Candy will be pleased

to make your barrels.

But, Bluster!

This is an emergency!

So is my weekend hot tub.

Oh!

Cranky told me not
to stop along the way.

Now what am I supposed to do?

With none of Cranky"s traps

working the Crystal Coconut is

an open target!

I think I have a plan!

[Laughing]

[Chewing]

I"m going to need all the

strength I can muster if I"m

going to tell Cranky he"s

defenceless till Monday.

[Gasping]

What about Diddy and Candy?

Oh!

Time to quit stalling.

I can just hear Cranky now.

"When are you going to learn to

use your head, you big..."

Whoa!

[Crashing]

I guess I"m learning to use my

head after all.

Candy"s work station.

Let me see if I can remember how

she said it worked.

Great!

Now, barrel time.

Um, trigger barrel.

Number of barrels?

Uh, two, and a couple of extras.

Banana slamma!

Now to take care
of Candy and Diddy.

Everything is under... Whoa!

[Crashing]

Almost.

Today we launch our
biggest attack ever!

This mission will mark the end

of Kongo Bongo monkey business,

and the beginning
of reptilian rule!

Yeah, sure!

[Laughing]

Fill them in on the details

of the plan, Klump.

Advanced Guard A will

reconnoitre with Rear Platoon

B, advancing in parallel

stages, flank point position...

Keep it simple!

We"re going to Cranky's cabin

to take the Crystal Coconut.

Any questions?

Donkey Kong!

For a minute there, I thought

you weren"t coming.

I"m here, all right, but I

can"t stay long.

But I"ve made a 12-course meal.

Twelve courses?

Banana dip, crème de banana

soup, banana soufflé with

stuffed baked banana purée, a

side of banana... Uh, salt!

What?

And pepper.

But... Don"t worry,
I'll get them.

But...

Hey, DK, you made it!

Yup, I"m here, little buddy.

But I can"t stay for
a whole lot of time.

But the Super Monkey Movie

Bananarama is about to start.

Twelve hours of non-stop movies.

Uh, chips!

What?

Yeah, yeah, banana chips.

Munchies!

But... Don"t worry,
I'll get them.

But...

I"m back.

What"s that?

Banana chips?

You brought snack food?

But I"ve got a 12-course lunch

in the oven.

Oh, you know what they say:

banana chips go with everything.

I thought you were
getting the salt.

I knew I forgot something.

I"ll be right back.

Donkey Kong!

Come on, DK, the first

movie"s already started.

Where are the chips?

Whoops, be right back!



[Gasping]

Guess I pushed too many buttons.

How am I going to get two of

these trigger barrels to Cranky?

Now,
Cranky would say "Use your head."

That"s it!

Lester"s Rocket
Delivery Service.

I just have to punch in Cranky"s

address, push the big red

button,
and they"ll be there in no time.

Now, where"s the big red... A-ha!

Huh?

Oh!

Donkey Kong, you did it again.

Everything"s set to install

the new trigger barrels.

Where is that Donkey Kong?

That"s what I want to know.

Where is that
so-called pal "o mine?

We were watching movies and...

Watching movies?!

CANDY: All right, where is he?

Where is that so-called
boyfriend of mine?

We were having
lunch... Having lunch?

Watching movies?

Movies?

Uh, lunch?

Movies?!

Lunch?

Movies?!

Lunch?!

Enough!

The fate of Kongo
Bongo Island is at stake.

Look at that.

I send him to get some trigger

barrels for my traps, and he

winds up getting himself trapped

inside the trigger barrel.

Well,
he can stay in there for all I care.

Fine with me.

No!

I have to get the barrels before

K. Rool tries one of his sneaky

attacks and steals
the Crystal Coconut.

Hold the fort.

Those slippery salamanders could

attack any time.

So that"s how he does it.

Cool!

Hip-hup, hip-hup, going to

grab the coconut.

Troop, halt!

So, everyone knows the plan?

Yes, sir, King K. Rool, sir!

Excellent.

Now, get moving!

Hip-hup, hip-hup, going to

grab the coconut.

And desist with the singing.

This is an army,
not a chorus line.

One banana, one little

banana, that"s all I need to

bust out of here.

That"s your problem, you've

got bananas on the brain.

Cranky?

Is that you?

No, I"m your fairy God

monkey, come to tuck you in.

Are you ever a
sight for sore eyes.

And sore eyes is about all I

can see of you, so quit your

whining and let"s figure out a

way to get you out of there.

Where are they, Candy?

Something must have happened.

[Chanting]

What"s that?

I said,
something must have... No, that.

Hip-hup, hip-hup... Yikes!

ROOL: I said quiet!

BOTH: Kritters!

What are we going to do?!

I"ve got an idea.

Hold them off.

Me?

What about you?

So you see, Cranky,
it"s all set up.

All you"ve got to do is push the

rocket delivery button.

I"m just a hologram!

That makes two of us.

Using the Crystal!

Diddy, push the big red button.

He can"t!

♪ You can be here

you can be there anywhere ♪

♪ You can go any place you want

to go, don"t you know ♪

♪ You"re just an image of

yourself floating in the air ♪

♪ Can"t lift a thing and

you can"t even comb your hair ♪

♪ A hologram is
like a telegram ♪

♪ You can send it anywhere

but you never go nowhere ♪

♪ You"ve got to
realise your limitations ♪

♪ When you"re just thin air ♪

[Broken speech]

Hold on a second,
I"m not finished.

Where was I?

Oh, yeah.

♪ You can"t peel bananas

that you want to eat ♪

♪ You can"t feel the ground

with your own two feet ♪

You can"t even eat bananas?

No!

How many time
do I got to tell you?

[Broken speech]

♪ A hologram is
like a telegram ♪

♪ You can send it anywhere

but you"re not really there ♪

♪ You can"t touch anything ♪

How much longer should I sing?

Don"t you understand that

holograms can"t
push red buttons?

K. Rool"s attacking!

Why didn"t you say
so in the first place?

Candy"s trying to hold them off.

Candy?!

Get me out of here.

Sorry, but you"re on your own

and so are we.

Come on, Diddy.

I"ve got to go, DK.

But how am I going
to get out of here?

CRANKY: Use your head.

Thanks.

You"re certain these traps

are not functioning, Klump?

Yes, King K. Rool, sir.

Then I suggest we march in

there and take
what"s rightfully theirs!

They"re almost here.

Oh, I hope this works.

117 sound effects.

If this doesn"t scare them, I'll

try opera music.

Should we knock, or barge in

and scare the old
goat half to death?

[Laughing]

[Rapid gunfire playing]

Counter attack!

Take cover!

[Yelling]

So far so good.

Look at this mess!

Bluster, is that you?

I knew you"d be up to some

sort of monkey business or

other, Donkey Kong.

I was right!

I caught you red-handed.

Let me out, Bluster.

I can explain!

You mean, you can"t get out?

No.

Well, in that case, explain

all you want, on Monday.

A few days in there should teach

you a lesson.

You can"t just leave me!

Oh, no?

Watch me.

Use your head, Donkey Kong.

Use your... That"s it!

Okay, leave me here till Monday,

but I don"t know who's going to

pay for all these barrels.

Pay!?

What do you mean?

Someone"s got to pay.

Well, Cranky ordered them,

but he said he wasn"t paying a

dime unless he got
same-day delivery.

Mother will blow a gasket.

This isn"t a counter attack!

We walked into a
well-planned ambush.

Where did our military

intelligence break down?

Uh, new plan?

[Grunting]

Hit the deck!

Take cover!

They"re using heavy artillery.

You"re back!

And about time.

My sound effects record.

Good thinking, Candy.

It"s holding them off so far,
Cranky.

[Barnyard noises]

Uh-oh.

What?

We"ve been duped.

I"m not amused by
your little deception!

I suggest you brace yourselves

for a real battle.

Uh, do pigs bite?

I bite!

So you better get in there now!

We"re finished!

Done for!

Doomed!

[Air whooshing]

A rocket?

Oh, what now?

Incoming!

[Yelling]

Two new trigger barrels!

Right on time.

And right on target.

But where"s Donkey Kong?

DK: Banana slamm... [Crashing]

That"s my cue.

Thanks, little buddy.

Well, don"t just sit there.

See if the new barrels work.

You don"t have to ask twice.

New plan, new plan.

Uh, Kritters, attack!

Attack the other way!

Don"t just stand there, Klump!

No longer standing.

Ah!

Crusher!

Crusher go for ride?

I"ll be back.

Whoa!

[Laughing]

You did it, Donkey Kong.

Way to go, big guy,
you saved the day!

"Cause I used my head.

Well,
you did get the trigger barrels.

But I only needed two,
not 2,000.

That reminds me, Bluster told

me to give you this.

Ah!

He says it"s due in 30 days.

Donkey Kong!