Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 1, Episode 20 - Bug-a-Boogie - full transcript
When Krusha and Klump steal one of DK and Diddy's "Banana Phones" (the jungle version of the "Walkie-talkie");they believe they have found the perfect way to spy on our heroes and eaves-drop their way into stealing the Crystal Coconut once and for all. But DK and Diddy one-up their scaly foes by playing a practical joke on them and "discussing" the shiny "amulet" that is "even more powerful than the coconut and is hidden in the Forbidden Forest!" When Cranky hears of DK and Diddy's horsing around;he endeavors to teach them a lesson about how NOT FUN practical jokes can be by playing one on them himself! The result is a terrible one. While Cranky is laughing at DK and Diddy;Scurvy steals the coconut! Will they get it back before the "Bog Monster" eats them all? Will Cranky learn a lesson from Funky about "Zen Karma?" Stay tuned!
[Jungle music playing]
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
KLUMP: Here goes.
Now remember,
just leave everything to me.
Okay.
Well, Klump, where is it?
[Nervous laughing]
Well, eh, sir.
Yes?
Krusha has
something to tell you!
Crystal Coconut, no go.
You know what I have here,
Klump?
Why, no, sir.
As you well know, I"m penning
my memoirs, so that they may be
archived alongside history"s
finest villains.
Oh, yes, sir!
A fine endeavor,
sir, a fine endeavor.
I am presently on chapter
399, with just one more
chapter to write, and do you
know what that chapter is about?
I couldn"t say for sure, sir.
It"s about how I successfully
stole the Crystal Coconut away
from those Neanderthal apes!
But I can"t write that unless I
have the Crystal Coconut, can I?
No, sir... I mean, yes, sir.
Yes, sir!
I mean, well, don"t worry.
I"m already working on Plan B.
Uh, it involves a... Just do it!
[Gurgling]
Nana slamma!
Hi, Dix.
Hiya, Candy.
BOTH: Hi, guys.
Hey, it"s little Baby Kong.
[Gurgling]
Nana slamma!
Heh!
You girls want to
go fishing with us?
We can"t.
We"re babysitting Baby Kong for
the rest of the day.
Yeah,
we don"t have time for fun.
Babysitting sounds
like fun to me.
[Laughing]
Yeah, right.
BOTH: What?
Taking care of a
baby is hard work.
Heavy duty responsibility.
Come on.
How hard can it be?
Yeah,
[Chuckling] he"s just a baby.
If you think it"s so easy,
then why don"t you two try it?
Yeah, we"ll go fishing, and
you guys babysit.
It"s a deal.
Great.
See you later.
Good luck.
BOTH: You"ll need it.
[Giggling]
What did you go and do that for?
I wanted to go fishing.
Relax.
I bet you this will be even more
fun than fishing.
[Bawling]
[Vacuum cleaner roaring]
[Loud crying]
So tell me; when is
the fun going to start?
[Baby Kong laughing]
Waa!
There, there, Baby Kong.
Calm down.
No!
I"ve got him.
I"ve got him!
Watch out for that... [Smashing]
Mirror.
[Crying]
Can"t you do something to
make him stop crying!
[Crying]
DONKEY KONG: Quiet!!!!
[Crying stops]
Way to go, DK.
Nothing to it.
All it takes is a firm voice,
a little bit of discipline, and
everything is... Huh?
Where did he go?
Whoa, no, you didn"t.
He"s run away!
BOTH: Baby Kong, come back!
♪
Look out, Baby Kong!
Hey!
BOTH: Hey, hey, hey!
♪ Careful Baby Kong ♪ No, no, no
♪ No, no, no, not again
[Thudding]
BOTH: Oh, wow, wow, wow, whoa!
♪ Oh, no, Baby Kong ♪ No,
no, no, no, no
[Plane engine whirring]
[Crashing]
♪ Watch out,
Baby ♪ Don"t mean maybe ♪
♪ Whoa whoa whoa ♪
Whoa whoa whoa Aaah!
Ah-hah-ah-ohhhh!
[Engine roaring]
No, you tell him.
But you were going to.
Well, never mind what I said.
That was then and this is now,
and now I"m ordering
you to tell him.
[Elevator whirring]
Oh, mother of mercy, in a mine
car going 90!
We"re going to be
fried fixing tonight.
Well, where is the Coconut?
Well, sir,
Krusha broke down... Did not.
He got us lost.
If you two home-spun idiots
don"t find a way to get the
Crystal Coconut, by the time I
get to the last chapter
of my memoirs...
[Gurgling]
[Giggling]
Oh!
Nana slamma!
Well, well, well, what sweet
fortune be this?
I messed up, little buddy.
Ah, don"t worry, DK.
It"s okay.
We"ll find Baby Kong.
Why, because in the
gorilla"s darkest hour, he
should still let hope, faith and
optimism guide the way?
Oh, that too, but I thought
we could just
follow his footprints.
Woo!
It"s really making tracks.
I wonder where he"s going.
Well, he"s not going to Candy
or Funky"s because
they're that-a-way.
And he can"t be going to
Buster"s because the barrel
factory is back there.
BOTH: So he must be going to...
King K. Rool"s!
Ah, here it is.
I knew this would
come in handy one day.
Hi there, little soldier.
Coochy-coochy-coo!
Ow!
[Laughing]
For a monkey he"s pretty smart.
[Laughing]
Unlike most.
Okay, K. Rool, this time
you"ve gone too far.
Kidnapping an innocent baby:
for shame!
Kidnapping?
[Laughing]
The infant strolled in at his
own free will.
That makes him a house guest.
Well, hand him over or
we"ll... We'll... Or
he"ll pound you.
Come, come now.
There"s no need
to resort to violence.
I propose we negotiate.
No way!
DK, that"s a good thing.
It means make a deal.
Oh.
Okay, go ahead, negotiate.
I"ll hand over the infant.
Good.
Just as soon as you hand over
the Crystal Coconut.
Over my hairy back.
I"m taking Baby Kong now, and
you can"t stop me.
No, but they can.
[Guns clicking]
[Nervous chuckling]
We"ll go get his toys.
DIDDY: But how are you going
to steal the Crystal Coconut
without Cranky seeing?
Not steal: borrow, and only
long enough to get
Baby Kong back.
[Knocking]
You just keep him busy and let
me take care of the rest.
Hiya, Crank.
Want to learn the
new dance I created?
Go away, you bum-headed baboon.
You woke me up!
It"s easy.
[Laughing]
Come on, try it.
Come on, Cranky, it"s fun.
What, are you nuts?
Will you get out of here?
Scat!
Ah,
you wouldn"t be any good at it anyway.
You"re too old.
Oh, yeah?
Just watch me.
[Banging to the music]
[Squeaking shut]
[Banging to the music]
[Squeaking open]
[Banging to the music]
[Squeaking shut]
[Banging to the music]
[Squeaking shut]
Ooh, you"re doing swell, Crank.
Oh, I bet you can"t do this,
though.
Oh, yeah?
Whoa,
you are really good at this.
I told you.
Now go for the big spin.
[Crank yelling]
[Glass smashing]
CRANK: Diddy!
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
Yaargh!
[Crashing]
I had no idea that having a
baby around could
be so much fun!
[Laughing]
That"s it.
That"s what I've been missing
all these years.
What I need is someone to give
the gift of my unlimited
knowledge to, someone to pass my
crown, title and throne to,
someone who can appreciate the
genius of my villainy and follow
in my footsteps: a prince,
an heir, a son!
And the ransom demand,
the Crystal Coconut.
I have changed my mind.
I"ve decided to keep Baby Kong
and raise him as my own son!
Presenting Prince Junior Croc!
[Laughing]
Junior Croc.
[Laughing]
Ooh.
No choice now, DK.
You"ve got to come clean before
it gets any worse.
It can"t get any worse,
little buddy.
CANDY: I couldn"t agree more.
Candy, I... oh... Well, it"s, um...
Oh, is Baby Kong sleeping?
Huh?
I just wanted to tell you how
proud I am of you.
Say what?
You really proved you
could be responsible.
Oh, I wouldn"t say that, Candy.
Well, I would.
You"re everything I ever dreamed
of in an ape, DK.
He is?
I am?
Yes.
What could be more attractive
than a big strong ape taking
care of a little baby?
Um... Sshhh!
Keep up the good work.
Later!
Oh, man!
I have to get Baby
Kong back and fast.
Oh,
too bad we didn"t have two babies.
We could just switch them.
That"s a great idea.
We"ll exchange Baby Kong with
another baby.
Oh, yeah, right.
Where do you think we"re going
to find another baby?
I know I"m your pal and all but
don"t you think this is going
just a little far to help you?
But it isn"t helping me,
little buddy; it"s
helping Baby Kong.
Okay, but you owe me, big time.
"Then I took the big
explosive barrel and threw it at
Cranky"s cabin, and kaboomy!
He was really really mad at me."
[Laughing]
[Yawning]
Ah, is Prince Junior Croc tired?
Okay, we"ll read another bedtime
story from my memoirs later.
Right now,
you need to go sleepy-byes.
♪ I"m looking for a prince ♪
♪ Someone who can follow
in my claw prints ♪
♪ An heir to pass the throne onto,
my son ♪
♪ The Rool name must live on
What an honourable lineage
it is, one filled with despotism
and tyranny and... Excuse me.
♪ You are my
prince ♪ My wittle son
♪ You"re my wittle evil one ♪
♪ You are my heir
♪ My precious brute
♪ Your evil deeds
will be so cute ♪
♪ You"ll carry
on my evil ways ♪
♪ And take care of me
when my scales turn grey ♪
♪ And rule the Everglades
♪ It will be the best
career move you"ve ever made ♪
My villainy will be passed on
for generations, and he will
rule the universe
with an iron sword!
♪ You are my
prince ♪ My wittle son
♪ You"re my wittle evil one ♪
♪ You are my heir
♪ My precious bwute
♪ Your evil deeds will be so
cuuu-uuu-uute ♪
[K. Rool crying]
You have a nice nappie.
[Loud snoring]
Not you two, the baby!
[Baby Kong crying]
Oh.
Now look what you did.
[Baby Kong crying]
I"m retiring to my library, and
by the time I come back, that
baby had better be asleep, or
you two pinheads will be,
permanently!
[Baby Kong crying]
I know, I"ll tell him a story.
Ooh, ooh, I"ve got a good one.
I"ll tell him about my boot camp
days before being a general.
My platoon was
stationed in the swamps.
It was the middle of July.
I remember because the
mosquitoes was biting something
fierce, and it was hotter than a
pig on a spear.
You could sauté seaweed on my
tail, it was so hot.
I remember my boots stunk like
Momma"s cooking.
He"s asleep.
Huh?
I didn"t even get to the good
part where I lost the pin to my
grenade, and that was the first
day I met King K. Rool, a day he
won"t forget.
How were we supposed to make
a switch, with the goon squad
watching Baby Kong?
Easy as one, two,
three, little buddy.
Easy?
Huh, how?
One, two... Urgh!
Uno three!
[Diddy yelling]
Uh-oh.
[Skidding]
It worked!
But what about me, you goof?
Hey, you"re supposed to be
sleeping, you little scamp.
Ga-ga, goo-goo!
Gu-go!
You"re hungry, aren't you?
Why don"t you sit on Uncle
Klump"s knee and let him feed
you your bottle?
You"d like that?
Goo.
Gu-go... Oh, sure you would.
Goo-goo.
Gah, go-go... Go away!
Well, come on now.
Let go!
Oh, ha-ha, I know what"s wrong.
Ooh?
Krusha, I think our little
soldier here made a
boo-boo in his diaper.
Well, now, don"t you worry.
Just because I"m a big old
general doesn"t mean I can't
change a baby"s... Yow!
Oh, no.
[Baby Kong crying]
[Loud crying]
DONKEY KONG: Diddy, run!
Hey!
Uh-urgh!
BABY KONG: Wee!
Baby Kong, no!
Wait!
[Carriage screeching]
What are you waiting for?
Go!
Charge!
Wee!
DIDDY: Next time,
I want to go fishing.
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
[Carriage skidding]
Follow that carriage!
[Baby Kong chuckling]
[Baby Kong gurgling]
Gotcha!
I"ve got him, Diddy!
DK, Look out!
[Thudding]
[Crashing]
Once again, Donkey Kong:
zero"s hero; King K. Rool:
winner!
Nobody wins when a baby"s
involved... I mean, when a baby"s
involved, nobody wins!
Oh, something like that.
If you are referring to the
welfare of the child, I"ll have
you know that I have only the
child"s best interests in mind,
and we"ll have lots of fun too,
won"t we?
Taking care of a baby isn"t
fun, oh, believe me.
Whoa!
On the contrary.
I think it"s a riot.
[Laughing]
A villain"s life is no role
model for a baby.
Do you want him to
turn out just like you?
Absolutely.
But he"s a monkey, a furry
banana-eating, vine-swinging,
armpit-scratching,
uh-uh-uh-ing monkey!
[Monkey-like squealing]
So?
What"s your point?
Let"s face it, K. Rool.
No matter how hard you try,
he"ll never be as slimy as you.
[Monkey-like squealing]
He might be as slimy, one day.
How can he?
No one"s more of a low-down
slimy scaly pond
scum than yourself.
Can"t argue with the facts, sir.
You"re the slimiest.
And the lowest.
You"ll never fit in.
He"ll make you look bad.
Don"t be ridiculous!
How could he do that?
Urgh!
[Giggling]
Huh!
[Clanging]
Change... ooh... in time.
Oomph!
[Baby Kong laughing]
Ow!
Urgh, urgh, ow!
Oh, ow!
Wee!
[Gulping]
For the love of gators, will
someone take him away?
Now!
[Crunching]
Ow, ow, now!
Well, what are you waiting for?
Take him away!
Bye-bye!
[Nervous chuckling]
BOTH: Bye-bye.
Baby Kong, wait up!
I sure am going to
miss that little tyke.
Well, I"m not.
Now get rid of
all this baby stuff.
I have work to do.
Grr, who needs a baby around?
They"re nothing but a nuisance,
always getting in the way,
making a mess,
crying all the time.
[Crying]
I"m going to miss
that little fellow.
[Baby Kong gurgling]
Oh, silly.
I"m hearing things.
[Baby Kong gurgling]
Prince Junior Croc?
[Gurgling]
Klump,
will you get out of there!
I just thought if you wanted
someone to pass on your villainy
to, you could always give them
memoirs to me.
Oh,
I"ll give them to you all right.
DIDDY: Now we can finally
come clean about what happened.
Oh, I don"t see any reason to
upset the girls.
Best to just let
sleeping dogs lie.
Ha-ha,
don"t you mean lying dogs?
[Laughing]
Hi, Baby Kong.
Hiya, sweetie.
Did you have a fun time with
Donkey Kong and Diddy?
Junior Croc, Junior Croc.
Miss Miller,
I wonder what he"s saying.
Lucky for you, by the time
he"s old enough to tell them,
you"ll be be too
old to get a beating.
[Laughing]
I"ve got to hand it to you,
DK; you"re a really
great babysitter.
I know.
Even better than us.
What can I say?
Kids just love me.
Which is why you should
babysit Baby Kong all the time,
from now on.
No, no, no,
I"m a terrible babysitter.
First I couldn"t control Baby
Kong; then spoiled him, so he
ran away to K. Rool"s, and
K. Rool had him for ransom and
wanted a Crystal Coconut in
exchange, so I stole... well,
borrowed the coconut, but then
K. Rool didn"t want it anymore
and he wanted to keep Baby Kong.
That"s why I made Diddy dress up
a baby to get the real baby
back, but that backfired too.
So I convinced K. Rool to take
care of Baby.
It"s a big job, a really really
big job, one that I"m not
responsible enough to do, Candy.
Well, if you don"t want to
babysit, just say so.
Yeah.
You don"t have to
make up silly stories.
BABY KONG: Bye-bye!
[Gurgling]
Well, we"ve got the whole day
to ourselves now, Diddy.
What do you want to do?
I"ll be going fishing, but
you"ll be too
busy to go with me.
Why is that, little buddy?
Well, a certain hero has an
outstanding balance of IOUs to a
certain sidekick in payment for
his outstanding
baby performance.
Oh, yeah.
Well, first you can clean
under my bed; then you can
organize my 10,001
Mega Monkey comic book
collection.
By then I"ll be hungry, so you
can peel me some bananas, then
pick up some of Candy"s banana
pies for dessert, rub my back,
clean my teeth...
♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
KLUMP: Here goes.
Now remember,
just leave everything to me.
Okay.
Well, Klump, where is it?
[Nervous laughing]
Well, eh, sir.
Yes?
Krusha has
something to tell you!
Crystal Coconut, no go.
You know what I have here,
Klump?
Why, no, sir.
As you well know, I"m penning
my memoirs, so that they may be
archived alongside history"s
finest villains.
Oh, yes, sir!
A fine endeavor,
sir, a fine endeavor.
I am presently on chapter
399, with just one more
chapter to write, and do you
know what that chapter is about?
I couldn"t say for sure, sir.
It"s about how I successfully
stole the Crystal Coconut away
from those Neanderthal apes!
But I can"t write that unless I
have the Crystal Coconut, can I?
No, sir... I mean, yes, sir.
Yes, sir!
I mean, well, don"t worry.
I"m already working on Plan B.
Uh, it involves a... Just do it!
[Gurgling]
Nana slamma!
Hi, Dix.
Hiya, Candy.
BOTH: Hi, guys.
Hey, it"s little Baby Kong.
[Gurgling]
Nana slamma!
Heh!
You girls want to
go fishing with us?
We can"t.
We"re babysitting Baby Kong for
the rest of the day.
Yeah,
we don"t have time for fun.
Babysitting sounds
like fun to me.
[Laughing]
Yeah, right.
BOTH: What?
Taking care of a
baby is hard work.
Heavy duty responsibility.
Come on.
How hard can it be?
Yeah,
[Chuckling] he"s just a baby.
If you think it"s so easy,
then why don"t you two try it?
Yeah, we"ll go fishing, and
you guys babysit.
It"s a deal.
Great.
See you later.
Good luck.
BOTH: You"ll need it.
[Giggling]
What did you go and do that for?
I wanted to go fishing.
Relax.
I bet you this will be even more
fun than fishing.
[Bawling]
[Vacuum cleaner roaring]
[Loud crying]
So tell me; when is
the fun going to start?
[Baby Kong laughing]
Waa!
There, there, Baby Kong.
Calm down.
No!
I"ve got him.
I"ve got him!
Watch out for that... [Smashing]
Mirror.
[Crying]
Can"t you do something to
make him stop crying!
[Crying]
DONKEY KONG: Quiet!!!!
[Crying stops]
Way to go, DK.
Nothing to it.
All it takes is a firm voice,
a little bit of discipline, and
everything is... Huh?
Where did he go?
Whoa, no, you didn"t.
He"s run away!
BOTH: Baby Kong, come back!
♪
Look out, Baby Kong!
Hey!
BOTH: Hey, hey, hey!
♪ Careful Baby Kong ♪ No, no, no
♪ No, no, no, not again
[Thudding]
BOTH: Oh, wow, wow, wow, whoa!
♪ Oh, no, Baby Kong ♪ No,
no, no, no, no
[Plane engine whirring]
[Crashing]
♪ Watch out,
Baby ♪ Don"t mean maybe ♪
♪ Whoa whoa whoa ♪
Whoa whoa whoa Aaah!
Ah-hah-ah-ohhhh!
[Engine roaring]
No, you tell him.
But you were going to.
Well, never mind what I said.
That was then and this is now,
and now I"m ordering
you to tell him.
[Elevator whirring]
Oh, mother of mercy, in a mine
car going 90!
We"re going to be
fried fixing tonight.
Well, where is the Coconut?
Well, sir,
Krusha broke down... Did not.
He got us lost.
If you two home-spun idiots
don"t find a way to get the
Crystal Coconut, by the time I
get to the last chapter
of my memoirs...
[Gurgling]
[Giggling]
Oh!
Nana slamma!
Well, well, well, what sweet
fortune be this?
I messed up, little buddy.
Ah, don"t worry, DK.
It"s okay.
We"ll find Baby Kong.
Why, because in the
gorilla"s darkest hour, he
should still let hope, faith and
optimism guide the way?
Oh, that too, but I thought
we could just
follow his footprints.
Woo!
It"s really making tracks.
I wonder where he"s going.
Well, he"s not going to Candy
or Funky"s because
they're that-a-way.
And he can"t be going to
Buster"s because the barrel
factory is back there.
BOTH: So he must be going to...
King K. Rool"s!
Ah, here it is.
I knew this would
come in handy one day.
Hi there, little soldier.
Coochy-coochy-coo!
Ow!
[Laughing]
For a monkey he"s pretty smart.
[Laughing]
Unlike most.
Okay, K. Rool, this time
you"ve gone too far.
Kidnapping an innocent baby:
for shame!
Kidnapping?
[Laughing]
The infant strolled in at his
own free will.
That makes him a house guest.
Well, hand him over or
we"ll... We'll... Or
he"ll pound you.
Come, come now.
There"s no need
to resort to violence.
I propose we negotiate.
No way!
DK, that"s a good thing.
It means make a deal.
Oh.
Okay, go ahead, negotiate.
I"ll hand over the infant.
Good.
Just as soon as you hand over
the Crystal Coconut.
Over my hairy back.
I"m taking Baby Kong now, and
you can"t stop me.
No, but they can.
[Guns clicking]
[Nervous chuckling]
We"ll go get his toys.
DIDDY: But how are you going
to steal the Crystal Coconut
without Cranky seeing?
Not steal: borrow, and only
long enough to get
Baby Kong back.
[Knocking]
You just keep him busy and let
me take care of the rest.
Hiya, Crank.
Want to learn the
new dance I created?
Go away, you bum-headed baboon.
You woke me up!
It"s easy.
[Laughing]
Come on, try it.
Come on, Cranky, it"s fun.
What, are you nuts?
Will you get out of here?
Scat!
Ah,
you wouldn"t be any good at it anyway.
You"re too old.
Oh, yeah?
Just watch me.
[Banging to the music]
[Squeaking shut]
[Banging to the music]
[Squeaking open]
[Banging to the music]
[Squeaking shut]
[Banging to the music]
[Squeaking shut]
Ooh, you"re doing swell, Crank.
Oh, I bet you can"t do this,
though.
Oh, yeah?
Whoa,
you are really good at this.
I told you.
Now go for the big spin.
[Crank yelling]
[Glass smashing]
CRANK: Diddy!
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
Yaargh!
[Crashing]
I had no idea that having a
baby around could
be so much fun!
[Laughing]
That"s it.
That"s what I've been missing
all these years.
What I need is someone to give
the gift of my unlimited
knowledge to, someone to pass my
crown, title and throne to,
someone who can appreciate the
genius of my villainy and follow
in my footsteps: a prince,
an heir, a son!
And the ransom demand,
the Crystal Coconut.
I have changed my mind.
I"ve decided to keep Baby Kong
and raise him as my own son!
Presenting Prince Junior Croc!
[Laughing]
Junior Croc.
[Laughing]
Ooh.
No choice now, DK.
You"ve got to come clean before
it gets any worse.
It can"t get any worse,
little buddy.
CANDY: I couldn"t agree more.
Candy, I... oh... Well, it"s, um...
Oh, is Baby Kong sleeping?
Huh?
I just wanted to tell you how
proud I am of you.
Say what?
You really proved you
could be responsible.
Oh, I wouldn"t say that, Candy.
Well, I would.
You"re everything I ever dreamed
of in an ape, DK.
He is?
I am?
Yes.
What could be more attractive
than a big strong ape taking
care of a little baby?
Um... Sshhh!
Keep up the good work.
Later!
Oh, man!
I have to get Baby
Kong back and fast.
Oh,
too bad we didn"t have two babies.
We could just switch them.
That"s a great idea.
We"ll exchange Baby Kong with
another baby.
Oh, yeah, right.
Where do you think we"re going
to find another baby?
I know I"m your pal and all but
don"t you think this is going
just a little far to help you?
But it isn"t helping me,
little buddy; it"s
helping Baby Kong.
Okay, but you owe me, big time.
"Then I took the big
explosive barrel and threw it at
Cranky"s cabin, and kaboomy!
He was really really mad at me."
[Laughing]
[Yawning]
Ah, is Prince Junior Croc tired?
Okay, we"ll read another bedtime
story from my memoirs later.
Right now,
you need to go sleepy-byes.
♪ I"m looking for a prince ♪
♪ Someone who can follow
in my claw prints ♪
♪ An heir to pass the throne onto,
my son ♪
♪ The Rool name must live on
What an honourable lineage
it is, one filled with despotism
and tyranny and... Excuse me.
♪ You are my
prince ♪ My wittle son
♪ You"re my wittle evil one ♪
♪ You are my heir
♪ My precious brute
♪ Your evil deeds
will be so cute ♪
♪ You"ll carry
on my evil ways ♪
♪ And take care of me
when my scales turn grey ♪
♪ And rule the Everglades
♪ It will be the best
career move you"ve ever made ♪
My villainy will be passed on
for generations, and he will
rule the universe
with an iron sword!
♪ You are my
prince ♪ My wittle son
♪ You"re my wittle evil one ♪
♪ You are my heir
♪ My precious bwute
♪ Your evil deeds will be so
cuuu-uuu-uute ♪
[K. Rool crying]
You have a nice nappie.
[Loud snoring]
Not you two, the baby!
[Baby Kong crying]
Oh.
Now look what you did.
[Baby Kong crying]
I"m retiring to my library, and
by the time I come back, that
baby had better be asleep, or
you two pinheads will be,
permanently!
[Baby Kong crying]
I know, I"ll tell him a story.
Ooh, ooh, I"ve got a good one.
I"ll tell him about my boot camp
days before being a general.
My platoon was
stationed in the swamps.
It was the middle of July.
I remember because the
mosquitoes was biting something
fierce, and it was hotter than a
pig on a spear.
You could sauté seaweed on my
tail, it was so hot.
I remember my boots stunk like
Momma"s cooking.
He"s asleep.
Huh?
I didn"t even get to the good
part where I lost the pin to my
grenade, and that was the first
day I met King K. Rool, a day he
won"t forget.
How were we supposed to make
a switch, with the goon squad
watching Baby Kong?
Easy as one, two,
three, little buddy.
Easy?
Huh, how?
One, two... Urgh!
Uno three!
[Diddy yelling]
Uh-oh.
[Skidding]
It worked!
But what about me, you goof?
Hey, you"re supposed to be
sleeping, you little scamp.
Ga-ga, goo-goo!
Gu-go!
You"re hungry, aren't you?
Why don"t you sit on Uncle
Klump"s knee and let him feed
you your bottle?
You"d like that?
Goo.
Gu-go... Oh, sure you would.
Goo-goo.
Gah, go-go... Go away!
Well, come on now.
Let go!
Oh, ha-ha, I know what"s wrong.
Ooh?
Krusha, I think our little
soldier here made a
boo-boo in his diaper.
Well, now, don"t you worry.
Just because I"m a big old
general doesn"t mean I can't
change a baby"s... Yow!
Oh, no.
[Baby Kong crying]
[Loud crying]
DONKEY KONG: Diddy, run!
Hey!
Uh-urgh!
BABY KONG: Wee!
Baby Kong, no!
Wait!
[Carriage screeching]
What are you waiting for?
Go!
Charge!
Wee!
DIDDY: Next time,
I want to go fishing.
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
[Carriage skidding]
Follow that carriage!
[Baby Kong chuckling]
[Baby Kong gurgling]
Gotcha!
I"ve got him, Diddy!
DK, Look out!
[Thudding]
[Crashing]
Once again, Donkey Kong:
zero"s hero; King K. Rool:
winner!
Nobody wins when a baby"s
involved... I mean, when a baby"s
involved, nobody wins!
Oh, something like that.
If you are referring to the
welfare of the child, I"ll have
you know that I have only the
child"s best interests in mind,
and we"ll have lots of fun too,
won"t we?
Taking care of a baby isn"t
fun, oh, believe me.
Whoa!
On the contrary.
I think it"s a riot.
[Laughing]
A villain"s life is no role
model for a baby.
Do you want him to
turn out just like you?
Absolutely.
But he"s a monkey, a furry
banana-eating, vine-swinging,
armpit-scratching,
uh-uh-uh-ing monkey!
[Monkey-like squealing]
So?
What"s your point?
Let"s face it, K. Rool.
No matter how hard you try,
he"ll never be as slimy as you.
[Monkey-like squealing]
He might be as slimy, one day.
How can he?
No one"s more of a low-down
slimy scaly pond
scum than yourself.
Can"t argue with the facts, sir.
You"re the slimiest.
And the lowest.
You"ll never fit in.
He"ll make you look bad.
Don"t be ridiculous!
How could he do that?
Urgh!
[Giggling]
Huh!
[Clanging]
Change... ooh... in time.
Oomph!
[Baby Kong laughing]
Ow!
Urgh, urgh, ow!
Oh, ow!
Wee!
[Gulping]
For the love of gators, will
someone take him away?
Now!
[Crunching]
Ow, ow, now!
Well, what are you waiting for?
Take him away!
Bye-bye!
[Nervous chuckling]
BOTH: Bye-bye.
Baby Kong, wait up!
I sure am going to
miss that little tyke.
Well, I"m not.
Now get rid of
all this baby stuff.
I have work to do.
Grr, who needs a baby around?
They"re nothing but a nuisance,
always getting in the way,
making a mess,
crying all the time.
[Crying]
I"m going to miss
that little fellow.
[Baby Kong gurgling]
Oh, silly.
I"m hearing things.
[Baby Kong gurgling]
Prince Junior Croc?
[Gurgling]
Klump,
will you get out of there!
I just thought if you wanted
someone to pass on your villainy
to, you could always give them
memoirs to me.
Oh,
I"ll give them to you all right.
DIDDY: Now we can finally
come clean about what happened.
Oh, I don"t see any reason to
upset the girls.
Best to just let
sleeping dogs lie.
Ha-ha,
don"t you mean lying dogs?
[Laughing]
Hi, Baby Kong.
Hiya, sweetie.
Did you have a fun time with
Donkey Kong and Diddy?
Junior Croc, Junior Croc.
Miss Miller,
I wonder what he"s saying.
Lucky for you, by the time
he"s old enough to tell them,
you"ll be be too
old to get a beating.
[Laughing]
I"ve got to hand it to you,
DK; you"re a really
great babysitter.
I know.
Even better than us.
What can I say?
Kids just love me.
Which is why you should
babysit Baby Kong all the time,
from now on.
No, no, no,
I"m a terrible babysitter.
First I couldn"t control Baby
Kong; then spoiled him, so he
ran away to K. Rool"s, and
K. Rool had him for ransom and
wanted a Crystal Coconut in
exchange, so I stole... well,
borrowed the coconut, but then
K. Rool didn"t want it anymore
and he wanted to keep Baby Kong.
That"s why I made Diddy dress up
a baby to get the real baby
back, but that backfired too.
So I convinced K. Rool to take
care of Baby.
It"s a big job, a really really
big job, one that I"m not
responsible enough to do, Candy.
Well, if you don"t want to
babysit, just say so.
Yeah.
You don"t have to
make up silly stories.
BABY KONG: Bye-bye!
[Gurgling]
Well, we"ve got the whole day
to ourselves now, Diddy.
What do you want to do?
I"ll be going fishing, but
you"ll be too
busy to go with me.
Why is that, little buddy?
Well, a certain hero has an
outstanding balance of IOUs to a
certain sidekick in payment for
his outstanding
baby performance.
Oh, yeah.
Well, first you can clean
under my bed; then you can
organize my 10,001
Mega Monkey comic book
collection.
By then I"ll be hungry, so you
can peel me some bananas, then
pick up some of Candy"s banana
pies for dessert, rub my back,
clean my teeth...
♪