Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 1, Episode 19 - Watch the Skies - full transcript

When Diddy ponders where the mysterious temple of Inca Dinka Du came from;Funky has the answer: Interplanetary Visitor Dudes. This;and the sighting of what is believed to be a UFO has Diddy...

[Jungle music playing]

♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh

♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes

♪ Banana slamma



♪ Donkey Kong ♪

♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong



♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh

♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes

♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪



♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪

♪ Let"s go ♪

♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma



Aw, this is the life, hey DK?

You said it, Diddy.

DK, I was just thinkin...

The temple of Inka Dinka Doo has

been here forever, hasn"t it?

Longer than forever.

So, who built it?

I mean, if it"s been here longer

than forever, who ever built it

must have been on Kongo Bongo



before forever.

Whoa!

Now that"s somethin'
to think about.

Let"s ask the one who knows.

INKA: For me to know, you not

to find out.

Ha, figures.

It"s a secret.

Aw, come on.

Lay it on us,
ol" Inka Dinka idol.

After all, having a secret"s no

fun unless you share
it with somebody.

Donkey Kong share every one.

[Diddy laughing]

No kiddin"!

Tell DK, and it"ll be all over

Kongo Bongo before you can say

spill the beans.

What do ya mean?

I can keep a secret.

Yeah, right.

Like the time I told you about

my rash, or when Cranky told you

about his rash, or when Candy

told you about her...

All right, all right.

I get the picture.

Yeesh.

ROOL: Secrecy.

That is the key to diabolical

success, which is why Project X

must be kept ultra top secret.

Affirmative, oh mighty leader

of lizards.

Ultra tip-top secret.

Why, Project X is so hush-hush,

even I don"t have the foggiest

idea what it is, and I"m the

head of security!

I had each Kritter build one

part at home, in his spare time.

Now, I shall personally assemble

Project X in complete darkness,

while keeping my eyes closed at

all times,
so as not to breach security.

Uh-oh.

[Klump screaming]

And remember, no peeking!

Oh, soon I will unleash my most

diabolical device yet!

The Crystal Coconut
is as good as mine.

[K. Rool laughing]

Who built the ancient and

mysterious temple
of Inka Dinka Doo?

Now, why do you knuckleheads

suppose it"s called mysterious,
huh?

Uhm... >> We don"t... know?

Exactly.

It"s a mystery.

No one knows who built it.

The end.

CANDY: Uh, what are you boys

doin" here?

Aren"t you supposed to be out

vine swingin" or somethin'?

We have to see
Cranky about... uhm...

B-b-banana cake recipe.

Yeah.

Bye!

Hey,
it"s the Donkey and Diddy dudes.

Funky!

Say, you don"t know who built

the temple of Inka Dinka Doo,
do ya?

[Funky laughing]

Of course I Inka Dinka do.

Why don"t ya lay it on us,
Funky?

Hang on to your thumbs,

dudes, "cause the answer is out

of this world.

That far-out temple could only

have been built by some very

far-out,
interplanetary visitor dudes.

You mean, like, little green

apes in flying saucers?

All right, you got it, DK.

Give me an anti-gravity five.

CRANKY: Ahem!

Oops, have to fill you in

about our cosmic cousins later,
dudes.

Gotta see the ancient
type dude about a...

Banana cake recipe!

[Crickets chirping]

They"re out there, some

where, waitin" for that big,

intergalactic wave to bring "em

back to the beach.

DK: Yeah, right.

What for?

To bring universal
peace and harmony!

Or, to turn everybody in to

zombie slaves using their

interplanetary,
mind control vibes.

Who can tell?



♪ Somewhere in the skies

♪ Chillin" out in space ♪

♪ There"s some alien lookin'

dudes ♪

♪ Scopin" out this place ♪

♪ With big melon heads

♪ And beady, green eyes

♪ They have slimy,
sucking tentacles ♪

♪ That paralyze ♪
Out of this world comes

interplanetary visitor dudes ♪

♪ [Turn you in to zombies]

♪ They"ll make
you their slaves ♪

♪ Put you on display

♪ And cage you up in a zoo

♪ [Scary ooh-ooh]

♪ They got gruesome,
pointy tongues ♪

♪ They can stick in your ear

♪ They haven"t cleaned their

toes or fingernails ♪

♪ All year ♪ They
suck out your brain

♪ With their mind
control vibes ♪

♪ And leave your head as empty

as that Frankenstein guy ♪

[Diddy screaming]

♪ Out of this world comes

interplanetary visitor dudes ♪

♪ [Turn you in to zombies]

♪ They"ll make
you their slaves ♪

♪ Put you on display

♪ And cage you up in a zoo

♪ [Scary ooh-ooh]



And the only way to break the

spell of the alien dude brain

vibes, is to eat a green banana,

and hop up and down on one foot.

Well, time to turn in.

The early dude catches the wave.

[Funky laughing]

Alien mind vibes.

[DK laughing]

Zombie apes.

[Diddy laughing]

I can"t believe you fell for it,
Diddy.

Me?

Your eyes were
as big as saucers.

[Both laughing]

[Both shouting]

Great galloping gorillas!

Interplanetary visitor dudes!

BOTH: They"re back!

[Screaming]



Klump, initiate ultra top

secret maximum
security procedures.

Yes, sir.

We are now Code Red.

You couldn"t pry these bloodshot

baby blues open with
a... [Klump screaming]

No... no problem.

Minimal damage.

Eyes remain sealed, security"s

not been breached, sir.

Good.

Then make yourself useful, and

fetch me a shrimp and
mudweed sandwich.

Roger, sir.

I shall ron-dez-voo at 0-1200

hours with a little
midnight snack.

Excellent.

Project X is back from its very

first test flight
right on schedule.

Whoa.

I"m back.

Oh course you"re back.

The Boomeranger
Barrel always comes back.

That"s the beauty
of my clever design.

[Krusha moaning]

ROOL: As soon as the test

phase of Project X is completed,

your assignment will be to swoop

stealthily in, snatch the

Crystal Coconut, and return

before those dull-witted apes

know what happened.

[K. Rool cackling]

All clear, Diddy.

Those interplanetary visitor

dudes only come out at night.

[Diddy gulping]

We hope.

Come on.

We gotta warn the others.

Warn the others?

DIXIE: About what?

We"re under attack!

It"s an invasion!

They"re here!

Little green apes
from outer space!

We saw them last night.

DK: They tried to turn us in

to zombies with
their alien mind vibes.

That"s nice.

We"d love to hear more but

we"re kind of in a hurry.

Don"t you want
us to protect you?

No!

I mean, it"s nice of you to

offer,
but... uh... we"re on our way to...

Get our hair done.

Yeah, you know, girl stuff.

Oh, look!

Dolphins!

Where?

I don"t see any...

Hey, where"d they go?

Cranky!

Cranky, we gotta do some thing!

Interplanetary visitor dudes!

They"ve come back.

It"s an invasion.

BOTH: They"re
gonna zombify us!

I"ll smackify the both of ya,

if you don"t knock off this

science fictional nonsense!

We saw them last night!

Zooming across
the sky in a spaceship!

Hmm.

Saw a shootin"
star's more likely.

We better stick close,

Cranky, for your protection.

No!

Last thing I need is you two

tagging along to the... Uh, to

my, uh... hair appointment!

Killer whale!

Where?

Oh, great.

Alien"s are taking over Kongo

Bongo, and all anybody"s doing

about it is getting
their hair done!

Come on, little buddy.

Funky will believe us, for sure!

Hey, dudettes.

"Bout time you got here.

Sorry, Funky.

Seems every time we turn around,

we bump in to DK and Diddy.

But don"t worry.

We gave them the slip.

So did I.

I think I slipped a disc doin"

it.

FUNKY: Goin" up!

DIDDY: Ya see that, DK?

Oh, this is weird.

Yeah.

I didn"t know Funky was opening

a hair salon.

CRANKY: Remember, secrecy is

the key to success, if we"re

going to pull this off.

FUNKY: You said it,
Cranky dude.

We want this to be
like a total surprise.

CRANKY: Let"s
get on with our plan.

A plan?

Leapin" lemurs!

You know what I think?

BOTH: Interplanetary visitor

dudes have taken over their

brains and turned them all in to

zombie apes who are, at this

very minute, plotting to take

over Kongo Bongo!

Find out what they"re up to, DK.

I"ll get us a supply
of green bananas.

All right, little buddy.

[Thudding]

[DK groaning]

It"s DK!

He"s been spying on us.

Bummer.

He probably heard every thing.

You"d better not tell Diddy, DK.

Ha!

Do your zombie worst.

No interplanetary visitor dude

mind vibes can control my brain.

No kidding.

They"d never be able to find it.

Wise up, you numbskull.

There"s no such thing as

interplanetary visitor dudes.

Ha, I bet that"s what all the

mind control zombie apes say.

Chill, DK dude.

I got that zombie stuff from a

movie I saw on the late, late,

late, late show.

You see?

There is no such thing as

interplanetary visitor dudes!

Not ones that turn people in

to zombies, any way.

The ones I"ve met have always

been real mellow, in an

alternate life form kind of way.

But, me and Diddy overheard

you planning to take over Kongo

Bongo... didn"t we?

We"ve been trying to plan a

surprise party for
Diddy"s birthday.

A surprise party
for my little buddy!

All right!

But, why wasn"t I invited to

help with the plans?

Because it"s
supposed to be a surprise!

I can so keep a secret!

ALL: Yeah, right.

Well, this time I double DK

promise I won"t spill the beans.

[Diddy gulping]

This well keep away those

pesky interplanetary mind vibes.

Hey, Diddy!

[Diddy screaming]

DK, you shouldn"t sneak up on

a guy when he"s trying to stop

an alien invasion!

Here, have a green banana.

Aw, forget all that stuff,
little buddy.

There aren"t any interplanetary

dudes, or zombie apes planning

to take over Kongo Bongo.

Oh, yeah?

So, what was everybody doing at

Funky"s place?

Oh, they were planning a...

Oh... uh... They were, uh...

Well, they were just trying to,

I mean, uh... oh... nothing you

need to worry about.

[Diddy gasping]

You"re one of them!

Those interplanetary brain

nappers have turned you in to a

space zombie to
do their evil bidding!

No, Diddy!

Wait!

DK, if you"re still in there,

don"t worry!

I"ll think of a way to
save ya some how.

[DK sighing]

Oh, it"s worse than I thought.

My best pal is an alien zombie,

and now he"s out to get me,

"cause he knows I know he knows

I know he"s a zombie.

Ahh!

There"s another one!

I don"t recall it bein' such

a long march to the mess hall.

Back off, you scaly-tailed

zombie swamp rat!

Huh!

Who goes there?

A fur ball!

What are ya doin" in King K.

Rool"s kitchen?

What"s this jungle doin' in King

K. Rool"s kitchen?

Wait a minute.

Klump can"t be a zombie

controlled by interplanetary

visitor dude brain vibes.

He doesn"t have a brain.

Where"s he keep
the slime spread?

Klump, I"m desperate!

You gotta help me.

Me, help a fur ball?

Listen up,
you empty skulled reptile.

We gotta act fast,
before it"s too late!

Kongo Bongo, maybe the whole

world, is being invaded by

interplanetary visitor dudes...

And turning every
one in to zombies!

[Klump laughing]

Little green lizards from Mars!

Stop, stop it.

You"re killin' me!

I saw it with my own, highly

trained eyes,
spinnin" through the sky.

They"re gonna turn the whole

island in to some sort of

resort, where they"ll be waited

on hand and foot by their army

of mind controlled zombies,
who will be us!

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

What will we do?

♪ The aliens are planning their

deadly invasion ♪

♪ They"re armed with ray guns

and mind melting powers ♪

♪ Who knows what
evil we can expect ♪

♪ Prepare yourself for a

horrific encounter ♪

♪ In every monkey"s life ♪

♪ Comes a time when you should

stand up and fight ♪

♪ [Watch the skies]

♪ If you want
some self respect ♪

♪ Then get ready
and watch the skies ♪

♪ [Watch the skies]

♪ There"s only one chance to

stop these invaders ♪

♪ You could turn them back with

the Coconut"s power ♪

♪ Get the Crystal and you go

down in history ♪

♪ This could be
Diddy"s finest hour ♪

♪ You could be the hero

♪ There"s a brilliant light that

shines from your eyes ♪

♪ [Watch the skies]

♪ Aren"t you sick
of being a zero ♪

♪ Just look up and
watch the skies ♪

♪ [Watch the skies]

♪ It"s up to you to
watch the skies ♪

No green slime from another

planet"s gonna turn
my pals in to zombies!

I"ll get you that Crystal

Coconut, K. Rool, and then

we"ll kick some
interplanetary butt!

If they have butts, that is.

They might
have two... or three.

Klump, this little fur ball...

Uh, brave volunteer, is going to

need your help.

Me?

Uh, but, uhm... I still have to

go make that sandwich, and...

uh... Yes, sir.

Happy to volunteer, sir.

Diddy Kong, your name will go

down in Kongo Bongo history.

Yeah!

It will, won"t it.

[K. Rool chuckling]

Krusha!

Your mission to steal the

Crystal Coconut
has been scrapped.

I"ve just arranged to have it

hand delivered to me,

personally,
by a gullible simian simpleton!

Oh, good.

Your new assignment is to fly

the Boomeranger Barrel over

Kongo Bongo, spreading more fear

and panic in your wake.

[K. Rool cackling]

[Krusha shouting]

Good goin", DK.

Now what are we supposed to do?

The whole gang
is inside waiting.

We"ve got the decorations up and

every thing!

Don"t worry, Candy.

I"ll get him.

Just remember... >> Yeah,
yeah.

I know.

Don"t spoil the surprise.

[Crickets chirping]

KONGS: Surprise!

CANDY: It"s just me.

DIXIE: Aw.

FUNKY: Bummer.

We"re gonna teach those

interplanetary brain stealers a

little lesson in Kongo
Bongian manners.

Diddy!

[Diddy screaming]

Oh, finally I found you.

What are you doing with the

Crystal Coconut, little buddy?

I"m gonna get my buddy's

brain back, that"s what!

I"m not a zombie!

Ha!

Just what I"d expect
a zombie to say.

Step on it!

[Wheels screeching]

Huh?

[K. Rool chuckling]

That"s it, my hairy hero!

Bring the Coconut
home to Papa K. Rool.

What"s this?

Oh, that interfering ape will

ruin every thing!

Krusha!

Knock Donkey
Kong off that trail.

Yes, sir.

Faster!

He"s gaining on us!

Affirmative.

Pedals to the metal.

[Shouting]

DIDDY: You know, next time,

maybe I should drive.

Affirmative.

Well, at least I got the

Crystal Coconut back.

[DK shouting]

Whoa!

There really are interplanetary

visitor dudes!

I got it, I got it!

[Shouting]

[Krusha groaning]

[Krusha moaning]

Uh, welcome to Kongo Bongo,

interplanetary visitor du... Huh?

I should have known.

All right, zombie.

Drop that coconut!

Diddy, I didn"t want to tell

you this, but...

You are no match for us,
puny Earth ape!

Oh, that does it.

Come back here, you mindless,

lily-livered alien zombie.

Good thing my Mama taught me

to always where my helmet.

[Krusha groaning]

[Klump gasping]

Whoa, ow.

Say, you slimy

interplanetary invader types

look awful familiar.

I don"t feel so good.

[Krusha retching]

KLUMP: Oh!

Not on my clean uniform!

Idiots!

The Crystal Coconut
was in my grasp!

I"ll send them both
to the Moon for this.

Nah-nah.

Can"t catch me.

Oh, I"m gonna tear those

aliens limb from limb, or

tentacle from tentacle...

KONGS: Surprise!

[Diddy screaming]

DK: Diddy!

Diddy!

Hmm, he must have had one too

many green bananas.

DIXIE: Gee, maybe you should

have warned poor Diddy about

this surprise thing, DK.

INKA: Happy
Inka Dinka Birthday.