Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 1, Episode 15 - Episode #1.15 - full transcript
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪
♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪ Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey oh ♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Let"s go, let's go ♪
♪ Here he comes, banana slamma ♪
♪
Thermidor, oh Thermidor...
Where are you, Thermidor?
Thermy?
And since when do I look like
a pet lobster?
Did ya see him, Dids?
Uh, nada Dix.
Not a claw.
Sorry, Dixie.
Looks like your
lobster"s run off.
But I loved him and took
real good care of him.
And you didn"t eat him, either!
[Laughing]
Don"t worry Dixie, we'll get
you another pet!
I don"t want another pet,
Donkey Kong, not ever.
He would just...
Run off like Thermy.
Whoa, I"ve never seen Dixie
so down in the dumps, Diddy.
You can say that again, DK.
ROOL: A simple question,
General Klump.
KLUMP: Uh-huh.
How long have I been after
the Crystal Coconut?
Uh... As long as I can remember.
Mmm, and how long is that,
Klump?
Uh... I can"t remember.
A long time, Klump.
And now... Time is up!
This time, you either get it,
or you"ll get it!
Get it?
I don"t want to hear one
oops, whoops or uh-oh.
My new plan will not fail,
King K. Rool, sir.
Tada!
A barrel?
An exploding barrel!
We"ll create a diversion at the
Barrel Works, and then... Klump...
When they open it... Klump!
Did you diffuse the barrel?
Oops, whoops and uh-oh...
ROOL: You
insufferable invertebrate!
You are finished!
Gone!
Out of here!
You want me to, um... leave?
I want you to abrogate.
Great.
Get out the dictionary.
You are relieved of your
duties, stripped of your rank,
cast out forever!
Specifically,
General Klump, you are...
De-generalised!
But, the military... serving
you, King K. Rool, is my life!
Where will I go?
That is no concern of mine,
for from this day forth, you are
no longer... A lizard.
You do not exist.
And, I forbid the name of
Klump to be ever spoken again!
You are exiled forever!
ROOL: Krusha!
[Klump crying]
[Klump crying]
[Crying continues]
Hey!
Quit spying on me!
I wasn"t spying,
I just heard you, well...
Is something wrong?
Nothin...
Nothin"s wrong, okay.
Nothin"s the matter.
Everything"s a-okay!
[Crying]
But it sounded like...
Like my miserable,
unimportant life is over?
That"s because it is!
[Crying]
♪
♪ Don"t waste your time lookin'
at a sorry sight like me ♪
♪ A quivering pile
of mush that"s me ♪
♪ All my years of service and
devotion to the king ♪
♪ I"m a quivering, snivelling,
non-existent thing ♪
♪ I know I failed
♪ I know my ship has sailed
♪ Stripped of my rank
♪ I know my ship has sank
♪ And I haven"t got a friend in
the world ♪
[Crying]
♪ I "m a quiverin' snivellin",
blubberin", nameless,
non-existent mass of nothin",
worthless soggy pile of mush ♪
♪ And I haven"t got a friend in
the world ♪
♪ No, I haven"t
got a friend in the world ♪
[Crying]
Yes you do, Mr Klump.
Can I keep him?
ALL: Klump?
King K. Rool kicked him out
and he"s all alone and he's got
no family and friends and
nowhere to go and...
I"m clean and quiet,
I don't eat much...
[Stomach grumbling]
Okay, I can diet...
But I"m already house-trained!
Klump"s not a pet, Dixie.
Mr Klump"s promised to change
his bad-guy ways and
turn over a new leaf!
C"mon Dix, no way a lizard's
moving in with us.
They"re meant to be slipping and
sliding under rocks, not living
in trees, right DK?
Well... Just gimme a chance!
What about the Crystal Coconut?
I promise, on my mother"s
scaly hide,
to protect it with my life.
Give him a shot, Cranky.
Oh, pleeease!
All right.
My new family!
I promise to become a number one
simian citizen and
make y"all proud!
[Crashing]
Don"t worry 'bout me!
Heh.
I"m fine.
Talk about starting
off on the wrong foot.
Heh heh.
I"ll be right down, Mr.
Klump!
Aww, I guess now we have to
figure out where our uninvited
guest is gonna stay.
Only vacancy I know of is the
one between his
ears... Then again...
Not my place!
Come on!
I was just trying
to cheer Dixie up!
Just make sure he doesn"t
take off those boots!
[Laughing]
Very funny.
Well now General, what do
you think of your new position?
But, I... I ain"t moved...
Oh, Krusha, you lunkhead.
If you had two heads
you"d be lonesome.
I shouldn"t be so hard.
After all, that non-person whose
name we no longer mention was no
rocket scientist.
What"s important is... Dear me!
A barrel!
But is it an exploding
barrel or not?
How will I ever tell?
Perhaps you could help me
with this dilemma,
General Krusha.
I can do that, uh-huh.
It"s an exploding barrel,
all right.
Ah, goodie, blind obedience!
Oh look General, another barrel!
[Trumpet playing]
We"re under attack!
Batten down the hatches!
Women and bananas first!
Women and bananas
and short monkeys!
[Crashing]
Okay new family of mine,
let"s everyone say mornin' to a
bright, new, glorious day!
[Groaning]
Sun"s arising and breakfast
will be ready at 0700 hours,
sharp.
[Crashing]
Hey, where"s Mr. Klump?
You mean the rooster
with the barrel belly?
I"m gonna wrap that
bugle around his neck!
KLUMP: Ah, I"m okay.
Don"t worry 'bout me, heh.
Uh, just fine... Good.
Oh, he was only trying to help.
Ugh, Dixie"s right.
I"m sure this is just gonna take
a little time.
Where are we going, General?
To see some sort of insidious
device, by which I shall finally
gain the coveted
Crystal Coconut?
No.
I just wanted to drive the cart.
Zoom, zoom!
It"s about time you learned,
Krusha, there"s more to being a
general than "Zoom, zoom!"
Ooh, new uniforms?
A plan, Krusha,
to steal the coconut.
An idea, a brain blemish, even a
hemispheric hiccup!
Anything!
Left turn, Krusha!
We"re heading back to the base
for a brainstorming session!
Left?
Right!
Right.
No!
I mean... [Crashing]
Lunkhead.
DK look, Klump"s monkeying
around with Cranky"s
trigger barrels.
Hey, what are you doing?
Putting a spit-shine
on Cranky"s barrels.
Well that"s certainly gonna
surprise him, eh, Diddy?
Mm, here he comes now.
This is really gonna send old
sourpuss over to my side.
[Screaming]
Uh,
guess I better go start making lunch.
[Crashing]
I"ll be right down, Mr. Klump.
I know, Dixie,
he was only trying to help.
Tell that to Cranky.
Heh,
when he comes down out of orbit.
KLUMP: Eh, d... don"t mind me.
A little creased is
all... A few dents...
KRUSHA: Uh, set it on fire...
Uh, then we chop down the tree,
and dig some big,
dangerous holes.
Yeah, big dangerous holes.
And, oh, get some nasty animals,
and great big furry spiders!
And, and,
and lots of broken bits!
And sprinkle it around!
And... [K. Rool screaming]
What does all that have to do
with getting me the
Crystal Coconut!?
Co-co-nut?
Why do I suddenly find myself
wondering whatever became of
that unmentionable non-person?
Uh, he"s living with the apes.
The apes?
Yup.
That"s what the spies say.
Ahh... the apes!
He"s living with the apes!
[Mimicking apes]
[Laughing]
[Mimicking apes]
Want... a banana!
[Laughing]
Brilliant.
He"s set up the perfect coconut
stealing strategy, and I"ll bet
the non-person
doesn"t even know it!
DIXIE: Donkey Kong"s
elevator"s never worked right,
Mr. Klump.
KLUMP: It will when
I get finished with it.
So, how"d you like living here?
To tell the truth, Dixie, it
ain"t so easy livin' in trees.
But I"m getting the hang of it.
I"m proud of the way you're
trying to fit in by helpin"
everyone out...
Yeah well, don"t tell no one,
but I think the others are
startin" to, well, like me!
Even Cranky!
And I won"t lie to ya Dixie, I
ain"t never had friends before.
Here comes Donkey Kong!
Hey!
Donkey Kong, wait "til you see
what Mr. Klump
did to your elevator!
[Bells ringing]
Klump almost turned
you into a milkshake.
Almost sent me to the moon.
And don"t forget the bugle.
Ohh... the bugle... So...
What are ya saying?
Klump doesn"t belong here!
We tried, Donkey Kong.
It didn"t work.
I"ll tell him in the morning.
It"ll be a lot easier telling
him than Dixie.
Whaddya know, I didn"t fall.
Lot of good it does me now.
[Crying]
DIXIE: Where are you going,
Mr. Klump?
I"m uh, I'm going AWOL, Dixie.
I... I"m leavin'.
Leaving?
But why?
"Cause I... I don't belong here.
C"mon,
a lizard like me living in trees...
But,
but you said you liked it here...
I was wrong.
I"m better off in some swamp
somewhere all by myself.
Oh I shoulda known better
than to help a cold-hearted
lizard like him!
I guess Klump saved
us from telling Dixie...
And him.
Goodbye,
Dixie... ROOL: Excuse me, could you
possibly spare a banana?
King K. Rool, sir!
Oh do forgive me, I thought
you were one of those
chest-pounding primates.
Oh please let me come back,
your cold-bloodedness.
I promise I won"t mess up again!
Fine then,
um... You"re reinstated.
Oh thank you, King K. Rool, sir!
Only um... under the condition
that you betray your little
monkey friend and use her to
steal the coconut for me.
Dixie?
But I... Person, non-person.
Person, non-person.
Person... Your wish is my command,
King
K. Rool, sir!
Aaa-hahahaha!
Then here we are back together:
One great big larcenous family.
Sorry Dixie.
♪
♪ What did I do to
make you leave me? ♪
♪ Why does everybody always
leave me alone? ♪
♪ Now that everybody"s gone
it"s so hard to carry on ♪
♪ Is there someone I can truly
call a friend? ♪
♪ It"s such a crime to be
deserted all the time ♪
♪ It shouldn"t
come as a surprise ♪
♪ I wish I"d seen
it in their eyes ♪
♪ Is there someone I can truly
call a friend? ♪
What do you want?
I"m not here, understand?
Huh?
King K. Rool"s plottin' to
blow up the barrel factory!
Yeah?
So why are you tellin" me?
You"re not one of us anymore.
Like you kept tellin" the
others, I guess I"m still tryin'
to help.
Why should I believe you?
"Cause if King K. Rool knew I
was telling you this he"d turn
me into a new pair of boots!
"Sides, I told you I'd never lie
to a friend.
Thanks, Mr. Klump.
[Crying]
♪ I"m such a spineless,
low-down, lyin", cheatin'
friend ♪
Save the acceptance speech
until after you steal the coconut,
Klump!
A commendable performance but
hardly an award winner.
[Laughing]
With the apes protecting the
barrel factory... [Laughing]
The coconut should
be easy pickings!
[Laughing]
Got here as soon as we heard,
Cranky.
Yeah, what"s shakin'?
You if you get any closer to
that exploding barrel.
Where did it come from?
K. Rool, who else?
Dixie got a tip from Klump.
Klump?
So what are we gonna do, Cranky?
The only thing we can do,
Donkey Kong: explode it.
Good plan, how?
First, you go pick it up.
Not so good plan!
It"s up to you to get it
outta there, DK,
before someone gets hurt!
You are the hero, DK.
And you gotta remind me.
Don"t you dare!
Dixie!
Am I glad to see you!
No, Dixie,
it"s not what it looks like!
It most certainly is!
What it looks like is you lied
to me from the start!
I took you in and this
is how you repay me?
By using me to get the others
out of the way so you can sneak
in and steal the coconut!
Believe me, Dixie, I"m not
here to steal it!
I caught you red handed!
Oh,
I wish I had time to explain.
Oh what"s keeping that big ape?
DK: Take cover!
Huh?
It"s a dud!
Just like that dud, Klump!
This smells like lizard
monkey business to me.
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
Good, good, but a little louder.
[Screaming]
Good, now where"s that dumb
ape when you need him?
[Screaming]
Get the coconut, Klump!
The coconut!
Can"t wait around.
Louder!
[Dixie screaming]
Where"s the coconut,
you lunkhead?!
It was a trap!
Uh, they outnumbered me!
It"s just the girl!
DK: Banana slamma!
Well, since we know how this
usually ends up... Bailin" out!
Aww,
Klump set us up from the start!
Shoulda known better than to
trust that slimy salamander!
Hope you"re not taking this
too hard, Dixie.
Nah, I"m okay,
Donkey Kong, really.
Thanks.
[Claws snapping]
Thermy!
You"re back!
Oh, where"d ya come from?
And what"s this note?
"To Dixie, thanx."
"T, H, A, N... X"?
Who could... Oh!
He wasn"t after the coconut
after all, was he, Thermy?
Now that you"re back I'm
gonna love you and take care of
you, and if you leave me
someday, well that"s okay.
Because I will always remember
the good times when we were
together,
and that will make me happy.
[Klump crying]
♪
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪
♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪ Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey oh ♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Let"s go, let's go ♪
♪ Here he comes, banana slamma ♪
♪
Thermidor, oh Thermidor...
Where are you, Thermidor?
Thermy?
And since when do I look like
a pet lobster?
Did ya see him, Dids?
Uh, nada Dix.
Not a claw.
Sorry, Dixie.
Looks like your
lobster"s run off.
But I loved him and took
real good care of him.
And you didn"t eat him, either!
[Laughing]
Don"t worry Dixie, we'll get
you another pet!
I don"t want another pet,
Donkey Kong, not ever.
He would just...
Run off like Thermy.
Whoa, I"ve never seen Dixie
so down in the dumps, Diddy.
You can say that again, DK.
ROOL: A simple question,
General Klump.
KLUMP: Uh-huh.
How long have I been after
the Crystal Coconut?
Uh... As long as I can remember.
Mmm, and how long is that,
Klump?
Uh... I can"t remember.
A long time, Klump.
And now... Time is up!
This time, you either get it,
or you"ll get it!
Get it?
I don"t want to hear one
oops, whoops or uh-oh.
My new plan will not fail,
King K. Rool, sir.
Tada!
A barrel?
An exploding barrel!
We"ll create a diversion at the
Barrel Works, and then... Klump...
When they open it... Klump!
Did you diffuse the barrel?
Oops, whoops and uh-oh...
ROOL: You
insufferable invertebrate!
You are finished!
Gone!
Out of here!
You want me to, um... leave?
I want you to abrogate.
Great.
Get out the dictionary.
You are relieved of your
duties, stripped of your rank,
cast out forever!
Specifically,
General Klump, you are...
De-generalised!
But, the military... serving
you, King K. Rool, is my life!
Where will I go?
That is no concern of mine,
for from this day forth, you are
no longer... A lizard.
You do not exist.
And, I forbid the name of
Klump to be ever spoken again!
You are exiled forever!
ROOL: Krusha!
[Klump crying]
[Klump crying]
[Crying continues]
Hey!
Quit spying on me!
I wasn"t spying,
I just heard you, well...
Is something wrong?
Nothin...
Nothin"s wrong, okay.
Nothin"s the matter.
Everything"s a-okay!
[Crying]
But it sounded like...
Like my miserable,
unimportant life is over?
That"s because it is!
[Crying]
♪
♪ Don"t waste your time lookin'
at a sorry sight like me ♪
♪ A quivering pile
of mush that"s me ♪
♪ All my years of service and
devotion to the king ♪
♪ I"m a quivering, snivelling,
non-existent thing ♪
♪ I know I failed
♪ I know my ship has sailed
♪ Stripped of my rank
♪ I know my ship has sank
♪ And I haven"t got a friend in
the world ♪
[Crying]
♪ I "m a quiverin' snivellin",
blubberin", nameless,
non-existent mass of nothin",
worthless soggy pile of mush ♪
♪ And I haven"t got a friend in
the world ♪
♪ No, I haven"t
got a friend in the world ♪
[Crying]
Yes you do, Mr Klump.
Can I keep him?
ALL: Klump?
King K. Rool kicked him out
and he"s all alone and he's got
no family and friends and
nowhere to go and...
I"m clean and quiet,
I don't eat much...
[Stomach grumbling]
Okay, I can diet...
But I"m already house-trained!
Klump"s not a pet, Dixie.
Mr Klump"s promised to change
his bad-guy ways and
turn over a new leaf!
C"mon Dix, no way a lizard's
moving in with us.
They"re meant to be slipping and
sliding under rocks, not living
in trees, right DK?
Well... Just gimme a chance!
What about the Crystal Coconut?
I promise, on my mother"s
scaly hide,
to protect it with my life.
Give him a shot, Cranky.
Oh, pleeease!
All right.
My new family!
I promise to become a number one
simian citizen and
make y"all proud!
[Crashing]
Don"t worry 'bout me!
Heh.
I"m fine.
Talk about starting
off on the wrong foot.
Heh heh.
I"ll be right down, Mr.
Klump!
Aww, I guess now we have to
figure out where our uninvited
guest is gonna stay.
Only vacancy I know of is the
one between his
ears... Then again...
Not my place!
Come on!
I was just trying
to cheer Dixie up!
Just make sure he doesn"t
take off those boots!
[Laughing]
Very funny.
Well now General, what do
you think of your new position?
But, I... I ain"t moved...
Oh, Krusha, you lunkhead.
If you had two heads
you"d be lonesome.
I shouldn"t be so hard.
After all, that non-person whose
name we no longer mention was no
rocket scientist.
What"s important is... Dear me!
A barrel!
But is it an exploding
barrel or not?
How will I ever tell?
Perhaps you could help me
with this dilemma,
General Krusha.
I can do that, uh-huh.
It"s an exploding barrel,
all right.
Ah, goodie, blind obedience!
Oh look General, another barrel!
[Trumpet playing]
We"re under attack!
Batten down the hatches!
Women and bananas first!
Women and bananas
and short monkeys!
[Crashing]
Okay new family of mine,
let"s everyone say mornin' to a
bright, new, glorious day!
[Groaning]
Sun"s arising and breakfast
will be ready at 0700 hours,
sharp.
[Crashing]
Hey, where"s Mr. Klump?
You mean the rooster
with the barrel belly?
I"m gonna wrap that
bugle around his neck!
KLUMP: Ah, I"m okay.
Don"t worry 'bout me, heh.
Uh, just fine... Good.
Oh, he was only trying to help.
Ugh, Dixie"s right.
I"m sure this is just gonna take
a little time.
Where are we going, General?
To see some sort of insidious
device, by which I shall finally
gain the coveted
Crystal Coconut?
No.
I just wanted to drive the cart.
Zoom, zoom!
It"s about time you learned,
Krusha, there"s more to being a
general than "Zoom, zoom!"
Ooh, new uniforms?
A plan, Krusha,
to steal the coconut.
An idea, a brain blemish, even a
hemispheric hiccup!
Anything!
Left turn, Krusha!
We"re heading back to the base
for a brainstorming session!
Left?
Right!
Right.
No!
I mean... [Crashing]
Lunkhead.
DK look, Klump"s monkeying
around with Cranky"s
trigger barrels.
Hey, what are you doing?
Putting a spit-shine
on Cranky"s barrels.
Well that"s certainly gonna
surprise him, eh, Diddy?
Mm, here he comes now.
This is really gonna send old
sourpuss over to my side.
[Screaming]
Uh,
guess I better go start making lunch.
[Crashing]
I"ll be right down, Mr. Klump.
I know, Dixie,
he was only trying to help.
Tell that to Cranky.
Heh,
when he comes down out of orbit.
KLUMP: Eh, d... don"t mind me.
A little creased is
all... A few dents...
KRUSHA: Uh, set it on fire...
Uh, then we chop down the tree,
and dig some big,
dangerous holes.
Yeah, big dangerous holes.
And, oh, get some nasty animals,
and great big furry spiders!
And, and,
and lots of broken bits!
And sprinkle it around!
And... [K. Rool screaming]
What does all that have to do
with getting me the
Crystal Coconut!?
Co-co-nut?
Why do I suddenly find myself
wondering whatever became of
that unmentionable non-person?
Uh, he"s living with the apes.
The apes?
Yup.
That"s what the spies say.
Ahh... the apes!
He"s living with the apes!
[Mimicking apes]
[Laughing]
[Mimicking apes]
Want... a banana!
[Laughing]
Brilliant.
He"s set up the perfect coconut
stealing strategy, and I"ll bet
the non-person
doesn"t even know it!
DIXIE: Donkey Kong"s
elevator"s never worked right,
Mr. Klump.
KLUMP: It will when
I get finished with it.
So, how"d you like living here?
To tell the truth, Dixie, it
ain"t so easy livin' in trees.
But I"m getting the hang of it.
I"m proud of the way you're
trying to fit in by helpin"
everyone out...
Yeah well, don"t tell no one,
but I think the others are
startin" to, well, like me!
Even Cranky!
And I won"t lie to ya Dixie, I
ain"t never had friends before.
Here comes Donkey Kong!
Hey!
Donkey Kong, wait "til you see
what Mr. Klump
did to your elevator!
[Bells ringing]
Klump almost turned
you into a milkshake.
Almost sent me to the moon.
And don"t forget the bugle.
Ohh... the bugle... So...
What are ya saying?
Klump doesn"t belong here!
We tried, Donkey Kong.
It didn"t work.
I"ll tell him in the morning.
It"ll be a lot easier telling
him than Dixie.
Whaddya know, I didn"t fall.
Lot of good it does me now.
[Crying]
DIXIE: Where are you going,
Mr. Klump?
I"m uh, I'm going AWOL, Dixie.
I... I"m leavin'.
Leaving?
But why?
"Cause I... I don't belong here.
C"mon,
a lizard like me living in trees...
But,
but you said you liked it here...
I was wrong.
I"m better off in some swamp
somewhere all by myself.
Oh I shoulda known better
than to help a cold-hearted
lizard like him!
I guess Klump saved
us from telling Dixie...
And him.
Goodbye,
Dixie... ROOL: Excuse me, could you
possibly spare a banana?
King K. Rool, sir!
Oh do forgive me, I thought
you were one of those
chest-pounding primates.
Oh please let me come back,
your cold-bloodedness.
I promise I won"t mess up again!
Fine then,
um... You"re reinstated.
Oh thank you, King K. Rool, sir!
Only um... under the condition
that you betray your little
monkey friend and use her to
steal the coconut for me.
Dixie?
But I... Person, non-person.
Person, non-person.
Person... Your wish is my command,
King
K. Rool, sir!
Aaa-hahahaha!
Then here we are back together:
One great big larcenous family.
Sorry Dixie.
♪
♪ What did I do to
make you leave me? ♪
♪ Why does everybody always
leave me alone? ♪
♪ Now that everybody"s gone
it"s so hard to carry on ♪
♪ Is there someone I can truly
call a friend? ♪
♪ It"s such a crime to be
deserted all the time ♪
♪ It shouldn"t
come as a surprise ♪
♪ I wish I"d seen
it in their eyes ♪
♪ Is there someone I can truly
call a friend? ♪
What do you want?
I"m not here, understand?
Huh?
King K. Rool"s plottin' to
blow up the barrel factory!
Yeah?
So why are you tellin" me?
You"re not one of us anymore.
Like you kept tellin" the
others, I guess I"m still tryin'
to help.
Why should I believe you?
"Cause if King K. Rool knew I
was telling you this he"d turn
me into a new pair of boots!
"Sides, I told you I'd never lie
to a friend.
Thanks, Mr. Klump.
[Crying]
♪ I"m such a spineless,
low-down, lyin", cheatin'
friend ♪
Save the acceptance speech
until after you steal the coconut,
Klump!
A commendable performance but
hardly an award winner.
[Laughing]
With the apes protecting the
barrel factory... [Laughing]
The coconut should
be easy pickings!
[Laughing]
Got here as soon as we heard,
Cranky.
Yeah, what"s shakin'?
You if you get any closer to
that exploding barrel.
Where did it come from?
K. Rool, who else?
Dixie got a tip from Klump.
Klump?
So what are we gonna do, Cranky?
The only thing we can do,
Donkey Kong: explode it.
Good plan, how?
First, you go pick it up.
Not so good plan!
It"s up to you to get it
outta there, DK,
before someone gets hurt!
You are the hero, DK.
And you gotta remind me.
Don"t you dare!
Dixie!
Am I glad to see you!
No, Dixie,
it"s not what it looks like!
It most certainly is!
What it looks like is you lied
to me from the start!
I took you in and this
is how you repay me?
By using me to get the others
out of the way so you can sneak
in and steal the coconut!
Believe me, Dixie, I"m not
here to steal it!
I caught you red handed!
Oh,
I wish I had time to explain.
Oh what"s keeping that big ape?
DK: Take cover!
Huh?
It"s a dud!
Just like that dud, Klump!
This smells like lizard
monkey business to me.
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
Good, good, but a little louder.
[Screaming]
Good, now where"s that dumb
ape when you need him?
[Screaming]
Get the coconut, Klump!
The coconut!
Can"t wait around.
Louder!
[Dixie screaming]
Where"s the coconut,
you lunkhead?!
It was a trap!
Uh, they outnumbered me!
It"s just the girl!
DK: Banana slamma!
Well, since we know how this
usually ends up... Bailin" out!
Aww,
Klump set us up from the start!
Shoulda known better than to
trust that slimy salamander!
Hope you"re not taking this
too hard, Dixie.
Nah, I"m okay,
Donkey Kong, really.
Thanks.
[Claws snapping]
Thermy!
You"re back!
Oh, where"d ya come from?
And what"s this note?
"To Dixie, thanx."
"T, H, A, N... X"?
Who could... Oh!
He wasn"t after the coconut
after all, was he, Thermy?
Now that you"re back I'm
gonna love you and take care of
you, and if you leave me
someday, well that"s okay.
Because I will always remember
the good times when we were
together,
and that will make me happy.
[Klump crying]
♪