Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 1, Episode 11 - Orangutango - full transcript
When the Inca Idol summons Donkey Kong to test his skills in the Labyrinths of the Inca Ruins;Donkey Kong has no idea that his abilities are being tested in order to prepare him for his biggest challenge yet; - a Dance Contest against his most prized enemy;King K. Rool!
[Jungle music playing]
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
♪
[Mechanical hissing]
Okay, Donkey Kong, you"ve got
your peace and quiet.
Now what?
I wrote a song for you, Candy.
[Clearing throat]
♪ 100 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 100 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 99 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
You wrote that for me?
Yep.
"Cause you're prettier than a
barrelful of bananas, Candy.
And there"s more, a lot more!
♪ 98 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 98 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 97 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 97 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 96 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 96 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 95 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 95 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 94 banana bunches... D"oooh!
Donkey Kong,
you blathering baboon!
I should have guessed
you were behind this!
Out!
Out of my factory!
Now!
Bluster!
And you, back to work!
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 92 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 92 banana bunches on the...
I"m the boss,
and the boss says...
♪ If one of the bunches should
happen to... ♪
Whooaaa!
Help!
I"m stuck!
Help!
Heeeeelp!
Heeeeeeeelp!
He-help!
[Wood breaking]
[Metal creaking]
I had you all wrong,
Donkey Kong.
You are indeed a
champ among chimps.
I am forever in your debt,
Donkey Kong.
From this day forth, I, Bluster
Kong, do hereby solemnly swear
an oath of allegiance, to do all
within my power to protect you
from personal injury as long as
I shall live.
Bluster"s decided to
be your bodyguard?
He says he owes me, Diddy.
[Helicopter propeller beating]
Donkey Kong!
I can"t allow you to risk
falling from those vines!
I beg you to permit me to
chauffeur you to
your destination!
Might save a few calluses.
Why not?
Hey!
DK, wait!
What about... meeeeeee?
Does anyone get the drop on us?
No one gets the drop on us!
Huh?
DIDDY: Aaaahhhhh!
[Squashing]
Gee, thanks, Klump!
[Giggling]
Your head"s even
softer than I thought!
See ya.
Huh?
Two apes flyin" around together?
Another one droppin"
out of the trees?
Well this could only
mean... Somethin".
ROOL: Well, it"s obvious,
General Klump, isn"t it?
One ape is a pain, two apes is,
a conspiracy!
A scheme, a plot!
And we know who they"re wangling
against, don"t we?
Uh... Me!
You unthinking tadpoles, me, me!
Me!
[Voice echoing]
♪
♪ Everyone is
plotting against me ♪
♪ They"re muttering behind me ♪
♪ I smell a scam ♪
Donkey Kong and Bluster
working together ♪
♪ How naive do
they think I am? ♪
♪ No one"s going to make
a monkey outta me ♪
♪ No one gets this
diabolical sipping tea ♪
♪ I"m the rightful ruler ♪
♪ Anyone can see ♪
No one"s going to make
a monkey outta me ♪
♪ They must be building
a top secret weapon ♪
♪ Mounting an army
as fast as they can ♪
♪ Enough of those
two impudent apes ♪
♪ What kind of fool
do they think I am? ♪
♪ I"m hearing
voices in my head ♪
♪ What should I do?
♪ I"ve got to break
this rebellious plot in two! ♪
♪ They"re working on counter
intelligence, after all ♪
♪ What kind of intelligence do
apes have with
brains that small? ♪
♪ No one"s going to make
a monkey outta me ♪
♪ No one gets this
diabolical sipping tea ♪
♪ I"m the rightful ruler ♪
♪ Anyone can see ♪
No one"s going to make
a monkey outta me ♪
Got it, Klump?
My head hurts.
Oh!
He takes off with Bluster and
leaves me hanging!
No, not even hanging.
He leaves me vineless!
I let him give me a ride so
he could repay his debt.
Now we"re even.
Will you ever forgive me,
little buddy?
Ah, sure.
Here, Crabby Crabby.
Here, Crabby!
Hey, Dixie.
What"s happenin'?
What"s shakin'?
What"s up?
I"m looking for my pet crab,
Dids.
I can"t find him anywhere!
Ah, never fear, Diddy"s here.
Just shove an hors d"oeuvres
plate in front of me and I can
find the crab with
my eyes closed.
Here, Crappy!
Crappy!
Here, Crappy Crappy!
It"s Crab-"by"!
You know, I really liked your
song, Donkey Kong.
Yeah?
Well there"s a whole
lot more verses.
Wanna hear "em, Candy?
Later.
Right now... [Smooching noise]
No!
Hey!
Fear not, Donkey Kong!
I"ll save you!
Save me from what?
Germs!
Kissing germs!
You sayin" I've got germs?
Nothing a spoonful of
Mother"s frog
fungus tonic won't fix!
We may still have time.
But, but... Ungh!
Of all the nerve!
Bluster"s convinced he's
gonna pay me back for saving
him, by spending the rest of his
life protecting me, Cranky!
What"s he going
to protect you from?
Noo!
Off the barrel, Donkey Kong!
You might fall and... [Thudding]
Whooooah!
Waaoh.
Whouh-uh-uh!
Ah!
Whooa!
[Smashing]
Waah!
[Both grunting inside barrels]
BOTH: Aaaahhh!
♪
[Both screaming and grunting]
I had no idea your day-to-day
existence was so
fraught with jeopardy.
I know, he pack it in.
Therefore, I have no choice
but to stay by your side 24
hours a day to protect you from
these dangers.
Looks like your new shadow
parts its hair in the middle.
So, your in-depth, concise
report of your spy vision makes
one thing perfectly clear.
You have absolutely no idea what
those apes are up to!
Do you?!
Which leaves me
with only one recourse.
Bring me that
fancy pants monkey!
[Cries of fear]
When I"m finished with that ape,
he"ll be singing like a canary.
Muahahaha!
And verily I say, Donkey Kong
may throw himself into the very
jaws of death, but I, Bluster
Kong, will be there...
Whoa-ah-ah, slow down, dude.
You"re making me... [Yawning]
Sleepy.
To the point.
Have you seen Donkey Kong?
Yeah, like,
DK as in the big green?
Vinin" through the pines,
breezin" in the trees?
Very nice.
Now, Donkey Kong,
have you seen him?
Man,
you are one tangled orangutan!
Hmph!
FUNKY: You were right, DK.
BLUSTER: Yoo-hoo!
Donkey Kong!
Bluster"s hepped up high on
this do or die hero jag.
[Groaning]
He"s driving me crazy, Funky!
Cramping my style!
You gotta help me.
Then fasten your surfbelt,
citizen, and catch this wave!
♪
♪ Kick back and alpha zone-out
♪ Copasetic glide-by
leaving" you with no doubt ♪
♪ No need to wig, you dig?
♪ It"s a hardcore full-tilt
chillable gig ♪
♪ Do that monkey like
that monkey do you ♪
♪ Listen to Funky
"cause the words ring true ♪
♪ If you want to get a monkey
off of your back ♪
♪ Let him save your life
and you"ll be even ♪
♪ It"s as simple as that ♪
♪ Rip curl,
pipeline ♪ Maxin" the slam ♪
♪ Be cool,
bro ♪ It"s a radical jam ♪
♪ Run it up the neighbourhood
♪ Chill with ease
♪ Make you wanna bounce surf
in ten degrees ♪
♪ Do that monkey like
that monkey do you ♪
♪ Oh, listen to Funky
"cause my words ring true ♪
♪ Rabba sabba labba,
labba loca ♪
♪ If you want to get a monkey
off of your back ♪
♪ Let him save your life
and you"ll be even ♪
♪ It"s as simple as that ♪
Heh, heh, haha, heh heh!
♪ Let him save your life
and you"ll be even ♪
♪ It"s as simple as that ♪
Just leave everything to the
funkiest of monkeys!
Heh heh heh hoo!
Ready!
Okay, Diddy.
Start pilin...
[Donkey Kong singing]
♪ Oh, 99 banana bunches on me
♪ 99 banana bunches
[Voice becoming muffled]
♪ If one of the bunches should
happen to bruise ♪
♪ 98 banana bunches on me Phew.
[Muffling grumbling from pile]
Think it"ll work this time,
Funky?
This plan is foolproof, Diddy.
As long as the fool doesn"t
eat his way out before Bluster
can rescue him.
[Helicopter approaching]
And here he comes,
right on time!
Faster, Diddy!
[Munching under pile]
Heh, I"ll zoom by and grab
that ape in one fell swoop.
Help, Bluster!
KLUMP: Ready, Krusha?
Now!
Whoa!
FUNKY: DK"s trapped under
this banana pile!
I"ll save you!
Whoa, the ape yells!
Wha-oh!
Waaahh!
Ta-da!
BOTH: Huh?
KLUMP: Donkey!
Stop this thing!
Germs, barrel rolling, rabid
orangutans, banana piles?
I can"t believe the trouble you
get yourself into, Donkey Kong!
So you"re gonna give up
trying to protect me?
Nothing of the sort.
From now on, I"m going to keep
my eye on you... every,
single, second.
Well then, make that two eyes.
Donkey Kong?
One can only imagine the
trouble he"s got
himself into this time.
Oh, Donkey Kong?
He most certainly has a habit of
stepping right into it.
Hmm, what"s this then?
Ahh!
Who turned out the lights?
KLUMP: Stoooooop!
KRUSHA: Ahh!
KLUMP: Stop!
Will somebody stop this thing?!
Help!
Bluster, help!
The plane is out of control!
Now, this plan"s going to
work like a 40-foot dream wave,
Diddy.
Wow, it really looks like the
plane is outta control!
[Giggling]
Bluster won"t have a clue you're
controlling it.
He"ll swoop in in his
barrel-copter, save DK, and then
no one will owe anyone anything.
FUNKY: And old hair-part will
finally be off DK"s case!
It"s more fun being in one of
these biplanes than on top of
some skyscraper.
But where"s Bluster?
Hey, it"s Dixie's pet crab.
Aw, isn"t he cute?
Eating through all those
funny-looking wires?
[Electrical snapping, popping]
Uh oh.
This is probably a bad thing.
Heeeeelp!
The plane"s outta control!
Whoa, Funky, DK"s acting
suddenly improved, huh?
Uh, maybe you should ease off a
little, Funky.
That stuff you"re doing looks
kinda dangerous.
Uh, Funky?
Bad mojo, short stop.
Look, Ma!
No hands!
You mean the plane is really
out of control?
DK: Heeeelp!
Aaaaahhhh!
I"m one gone gorilla,
one adios ape,
one past his primate!
One... CRANKY: Worthless,
knuckle-dragging numbskull!
Cranky!
I mean Cranky"s hologram,
I mean...
You don"t know bananas about
flying a plane!
Quick, pull back on the yoke,
till you level the altimeter.
I didn"t know you could fly.
CRANKY: I"m one heck of a
Merengue dancer, too.
But this is no time to be
discussing my list
of accomplishments!
Pull the yoke!
ROOL: All right, you
slick-haired,
thick-jawed throwback!
I know you and Donkey Kong are
plotting against me.
I want every last detail of your
secret operation!
I don"t know what
you're talking about!
I had an operation on my baby
toe once, but that"s it!
Games, is it?
[Beeping]
[Hydraulic whoosh]
Aaahh!
Penance?
My factory!
Sounds like hard labour.
Extremely hard labour.
You"ll find out just how
hard, unless you tell me the plan,
Blister!
But there is no plan!
And that"s Bluster.
Time"s running out.
Get ready for some blisters,
Bluster.
Some hero I turned out to be.
I can"t even get
myself out of a jam!
Oh, what would Donkey Kong do?
Think, Bluster, thi...
Don"t I get a last request?
A last request?
I suppose.
But it can"t be too expensive.
Not at all.
I simple wish...
[Clearing throat]
To sing a song.
♪ 100 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 100 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 99 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 99 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 98 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
Everybody, come on, join in!
Ahaha!
♪ 97 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 97 banana bunches
But I still don"t understand
why Bluster didn"t
come to the rescue!
Why do you think I came to
you in the first place?
I saw a vision of Bluster in the
Crystal Coconut.
He was in King
K. Rool"s factory.
Sounds like the hero
saver needs saving.
Bananaaaaaaa, slamma!
ALL: Whoooaaah!
[Machinery popping]
DIDDY: The other way,
DK, the other way!
It"s such a waste.
How loose, Big C?
DK can take care of himself.
I mean your plane.
Oh yeah.
Bummer.
♪ 1 banana bunch on the wall
♪ 1 banana bunch
♪ If the bunch should
happen to bruise ♪
♪ 1 banana bunch on the wall
♪ 1 banana bunch
♪ And if that bunch of bananas
should bruise ♪
♪ No more banana bunches
on the waaa-aaaall! ♪
[Coughing]
One more time!
♪ 100 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 100 banana bunches
♪ If the the bunch
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 1 banana bunch on the wall
That"s enough!
Onto the platform!
Blister!
Those who are about to... work,
salute you.
[Sobbing]
Good riddance.
DK: Banana slamma!
[Diddy giggling]
♪
The apes are making a move!
DK: I think I"m
getting the hang of this!
[Giggling]
Attaboy, DK!
Hang on, little buddy.
Hang on!
[Laughing]
Ah!
♪
[Brakes screeching]
Ooooh, where"s that scaly,
fang-toothed fathead
Klump when I need him?
Uh, is that, uh, recall,
reco-questin",
your cold-bloodedness?
Looks like we made
the scene just in time.
Ooh, I am doubly indebted to
you now, Donkey Kong!
[Groaning]
You don"t sound pleased?
Never mind, Bluster.
Just get in the plane.
ROOL: No one"s going anywhere.
Did I hear someone sing "100
Kritters on the wall"?
[Hydraulic humming]
Um, I, I believe that"s
supposed to be, uh, bananas.
[Nervous giggling]
Looks like your
shift is about to start.
Oh, but don"t worry, you'll get
a coffee break every
thousand years or so!
Hahaha!
Hey Bluster,
this is devastating.
We"re done for,
doomed, yet you look...
Curious?
Yes,
as to what that crab is doing on
King K. Rool"s back.
You think someone with my
educational background is going
to fall for such a desperate,
infantile trick as the old crab
on the back routine?
[Crunching noise]
Yeeeaaaaaaooooow!
Ow, ow, ooh, ooh, ow!
Ah, ah, ooh, ooh!
Ooh.
Banana, slamma!
What?
No!
Whoa!
[Squashing]
What good did that do?
Oh, we"ll need a miracle to
get out of this one!
How about an out of control
general in an out
of control mine car?
KLUMP: Ahhh, aaahhhh!
Whoooa!
[Wheels screeching on tracks]
Aaahhh!
♪
Since my crab diversion saved
not only you, but your
chatterbox buddy as well, we are
now even, Donkey Kong.
You don"t know how thankful I am,
Bluster.
And so you should be.
You"re much too accident prone
to be anywhere near.
You"re a hazard to my health.
Oh, has anyone seen my pet crab?
[Crunching]
[Rool screaming]
♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
♪
[Mechanical hissing]
Okay, Donkey Kong, you"ve got
your peace and quiet.
Now what?
I wrote a song for you, Candy.
[Clearing throat]
♪ 100 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 100 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 99 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
You wrote that for me?
Yep.
"Cause you're prettier than a
barrelful of bananas, Candy.
And there"s more, a lot more!
♪ 98 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 98 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 97 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 97 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 96 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 96 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 95 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 95 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 94 banana bunches... D"oooh!
Donkey Kong,
you blathering baboon!
I should have guessed
you were behind this!
Out!
Out of my factory!
Now!
Bluster!
And you, back to work!
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 92 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 92 banana bunches on the...
I"m the boss,
and the boss says...
♪ If one of the bunches should
happen to... ♪
Whooaaa!
Help!
I"m stuck!
Help!
Heeeeelp!
Heeeeeeeelp!
He-help!
[Wood breaking]
[Metal creaking]
I had you all wrong,
Donkey Kong.
You are indeed a
champ among chimps.
I am forever in your debt,
Donkey Kong.
From this day forth, I, Bluster
Kong, do hereby solemnly swear
an oath of allegiance, to do all
within my power to protect you
from personal injury as long as
I shall live.
Bluster"s decided to
be your bodyguard?
He says he owes me, Diddy.
[Helicopter propeller beating]
Donkey Kong!
I can"t allow you to risk
falling from those vines!
I beg you to permit me to
chauffeur you to
your destination!
Might save a few calluses.
Why not?
Hey!
DK, wait!
What about... meeeeeee?
Does anyone get the drop on us?
No one gets the drop on us!
Huh?
DIDDY: Aaaahhhhh!
[Squashing]
Gee, thanks, Klump!
[Giggling]
Your head"s even
softer than I thought!
See ya.
Huh?
Two apes flyin" around together?
Another one droppin"
out of the trees?
Well this could only
mean... Somethin".
ROOL: Well, it"s obvious,
General Klump, isn"t it?
One ape is a pain, two apes is,
a conspiracy!
A scheme, a plot!
And we know who they"re wangling
against, don"t we?
Uh... Me!
You unthinking tadpoles, me, me!
Me!
[Voice echoing]
♪
♪ Everyone is
plotting against me ♪
♪ They"re muttering behind me ♪
♪ I smell a scam ♪
Donkey Kong and Bluster
working together ♪
♪ How naive do
they think I am? ♪
♪ No one"s going to make
a monkey outta me ♪
♪ No one gets this
diabolical sipping tea ♪
♪ I"m the rightful ruler ♪
♪ Anyone can see ♪
No one"s going to make
a monkey outta me ♪
♪ They must be building
a top secret weapon ♪
♪ Mounting an army
as fast as they can ♪
♪ Enough of those
two impudent apes ♪
♪ What kind of fool
do they think I am? ♪
♪ I"m hearing
voices in my head ♪
♪ What should I do?
♪ I"ve got to break
this rebellious plot in two! ♪
♪ They"re working on counter
intelligence, after all ♪
♪ What kind of intelligence do
apes have with
brains that small? ♪
♪ No one"s going to make
a monkey outta me ♪
♪ No one gets this
diabolical sipping tea ♪
♪ I"m the rightful ruler ♪
♪ Anyone can see ♪
No one"s going to make
a monkey outta me ♪
Got it, Klump?
My head hurts.
Oh!
He takes off with Bluster and
leaves me hanging!
No, not even hanging.
He leaves me vineless!
I let him give me a ride so
he could repay his debt.
Now we"re even.
Will you ever forgive me,
little buddy?
Ah, sure.
Here, Crabby Crabby.
Here, Crabby!
Hey, Dixie.
What"s happenin'?
What"s shakin'?
What"s up?
I"m looking for my pet crab,
Dids.
I can"t find him anywhere!
Ah, never fear, Diddy"s here.
Just shove an hors d"oeuvres
plate in front of me and I can
find the crab with
my eyes closed.
Here, Crappy!
Crappy!
Here, Crappy Crappy!
It"s Crab-"by"!
You know, I really liked your
song, Donkey Kong.
Yeah?
Well there"s a whole
lot more verses.
Wanna hear "em, Candy?
Later.
Right now... [Smooching noise]
No!
Hey!
Fear not, Donkey Kong!
I"ll save you!
Save me from what?
Germs!
Kissing germs!
You sayin" I've got germs?
Nothing a spoonful of
Mother"s frog
fungus tonic won't fix!
We may still have time.
But, but... Ungh!
Of all the nerve!
Bluster"s convinced he's
gonna pay me back for saving
him, by spending the rest of his
life protecting me, Cranky!
What"s he going
to protect you from?
Noo!
Off the barrel, Donkey Kong!
You might fall and... [Thudding]
Whooooah!
Waaoh.
Whouh-uh-uh!
Ah!
Whooa!
[Smashing]
Waah!
[Both grunting inside barrels]
BOTH: Aaaahhh!
♪
[Both screaming and grunting]
I had no idea your day-to-day
existence was so
fraught with jeopardy.
I know, he pack it in.
Therefore, I have no choice
but to stay by your side 24
hours a day to protect you from
these dangers.
Looks like your new shadow
parts its hair in the middle.
So, your in-depth, concise
report of your spy vision makes
one thing perfectly clear.
You have absolutely no idea what
those apes are up to!
Do you?!
Which leaves me
with only one recourse.
Bring me that
fancy pants monkey!
[Cries of fear]
When I"m finished with that ape,
he"ll be singing like a canary.
Muahahaha!
And verily I say, Donkey Kong
may throw himself into the very
jaws of death, but I, Bluster
Kong, will be there...
Whoa-ah-ah, slow down, dude.
You"re making me... [Yawning]
Sleepy.
To the point.
Have you seen Donkey Kong?
Yeah, like,
DK as in the big green?
Vinin" through the pines,
breezin" in the trees?
Very nice.
Now, Donkey Kong,
have you seen him?
Man,
you are one tangled orangutan!
Hmph!
FUNKY: You were right, DK.
BLUSTER: Yoo-hoo!
Donkey Kong!
Bluster"s hepped up high on
this do or die hero jag.
[Groaning]
He"s driving me crazy, Funky!
Cramping my style!
You gotta help me.
Then fasten your surfbelt,
citizen, and catch this wave!
♪
♪ Kick back and alpha zone-out
♪ Copasetic glide-by
leaving" you with no doubt ♪
♪ No need to wig, you dig?
♪ It"s a hardcore full-tilt
chillable gig ♪
♪ Do that monkey like
that monkey do you ♪
♪ Listen to Funky
"cause the words ring true ♪
♪ If you want to get a monkey
off of your back ♪
♪ Let him save your life
and you"ll be even ♪
♪ It"s as simple as that ♪
♪ Rip curl,
pipeline ♪ Maxin" the slam ♪
♪ Be cool,
bro ♪ It"s a radical jam ♪
♪ Run it up the neighbourhood
♪ Chill with ease
♪ Make you wanna bounce surf
in ten degrees ♪
♪ Do that monkey like
that monkey do you ♪
♪ Oh, listen to Funky
"cause my words ring true ♪
♪ Rabba sabba labba,
labba loca ♪
♪ If you want to get a monkey
off of your back ♪
♪ Let him save your life
and you"ll be even ♪
♪ It"s as simple as that ♪
Heh, heh, haha, heh heh!
♪ Let him save your life
and you"ll be even ♪
♪ It"s as simple as that ♪
Just leave everything to the
funkiest of monkeys!
Heh heh heh hoo!
Ready!
Okay, Diddy.
Start pilin...
[Donkey Kong singing]
♪ Oh, 99 banana bunches on me
♪ 99 banana bunches
[Voice becoming muffled]
♪ If one of the bunches should
happen to bruise ♪
♪ 98 banana bunches on me Phew.
[Muffling grumbling from pile]
Think it"ll work this time,
Funky?
This plan is foolproof, Diddy.
As long as the fool doesn"t
eat his way out before Bluster
can rescue him.
[Helicopter approaching]
And here he comes,
right on time!
Faster, Diddy!
[Munching under pile]
Heh, I"ll zoom by and grab
that ape in one fell swoop.
Help, Bluster!
KLUMP: Ready, Krusha?
Now!
Whoa!
FUNKY: DK"s trapped under
this banana pile!
I"ll save you!
Whoa, the ape yells!
Wha-oh!
Waaahh!
Ta-da!
BOTH: Huh?
KLUMP: Donkey!
Stop this thing!
Germs, barrel rolling, rabid
orangutans, banana piles?
I can"t believe the trouble you
get yourself into, Donkey Kong!
So you"re gonna give up
trying to protect me?
Nothing of the sort.
From now on, I"m going to keep
my eye on you... every,
single, second.
Well then, make that two eyes.
Donkey Kong?
One can only imagine the
trouble he"s got
himself into this time.
Oh, Donkey Kong?
He most certainly has a habit of
stepping right into it.
Hmm, what"s this then?
Ahh!
Who turned out the lights?
KLUMP: Stoooooop!
KRUSHA: Ahh!
KLUMP: Stop!
Will somebody stop this thing?!
Help!
Bluster, help!
The plane is out of control!
Now, this plan"s going to
work like a 40-foot dream wave,
Diddy.
Wow, it really looks like the
plane is outta control!
[Giggling]
Bluster won"t have a clue you're
controlling it.
He"ll swoop in in his
barrel-copter, save DK, and then
no one will owe anyone anything.
FUNKY: And old hair-part will
finally be off DK"s case!
It"s more fun being in one of
these biplanes than on top of
some skyscraper.
But where"s Bluster?
Hey, it"s Dixie's pet crab.
Aw, isn"t he cute?
Eating through all those
funny-looking wires?
[Electrical snapping, popping]
Uh oh.
This is probably a bad thing.
Heeeeelp!
The plane"s outta control!
Whoa, Funky, DK"s acting
suddenly improved, huh?
Uh, maybe you should ease off a
little, Funky.
That stuff you"re doing looks
kinda dangerous.
Uh, Funky?
Bad mojo, short stop.
Look, Ma!
No hands!
You mean the plane is really
out of control?
DK: Heeeelp!
Aaaaahhhh!
I"m one gone gorilla,
one adios ape,
one past his primate!
One... CRANKY: Worthless,
knuckle-dragging numbskull!
Cranky!
I mean Cranky"s hologram,
I mean...
You don"t know bananas about
flying a plane!
Quick, pull back on the yoke,
till you level the altimeter.
I didn"t know you could fly.
CRANKY: I"m one heck of a
Merengue dancer, too.
But this is no time to be
discussing my list
of accomplishments!
Pull the yoke!
ROOL: All right, you
slick-haired,
thick-jawed throwback!
I know you and Donkey Kong are
plotting against me.
I want every last detail of your
secret operation!
I don"t know what
you're talking about!
I had an operation on my baby
toe once, but that"s it!
Games, is it?
[Beeping]
[Hydraulic whoosh]
Aaahh!
Penance?
My factory!
Sounds like hard labour.
Extremely hard labour.
You"ll find out just how
hard, unless you tell me the plan,
Blister!
But there is no plan!
And that"s Bluster.
Time"s running out.
Get ready for some blisters,
Bluster.
Some hero I turned out to be.
I can"t even get
myself out of a jam!
Oh, what would Donkey Kong do?
Think, Bluster, thi...
Don"t I get a last request?
A last request?
I suppose.
But it can"t be too expensive.
Not at all.
I simple wish...
[Clearing throat]
To sing a song.
♪ 100 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 100 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 99 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 99 banana bunches
♪ If one of the bunches
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 98 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
Everybody, come on, join in!
Ahaha!
♪ 97 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 97 banana bunches
But I still don"t understand
why Bluster didn"t
come to the rescue!
Why do you think I came to
you in the first place?
I saw a vision of Bluster in the
Crystal Coconut.
He was in King
K. Rool"s factory.
Sounds like the hero
saver needs saving.
Bananaaaaaaa, slamma!
ALL: Whoooaaah!
[Machinery popping]
DIDDY: The other way,
DK, the other way!
It"s such a waste.
How loose, Big C?
DK can take care of himself.
I mean your plane.
Oh yeah.
Bummer.
♪ 1 banana bunch on the wall
♪ 1 banana bunch
♪ If the bunch should
happen to bruise ♪
♪ 1 banana bunch on the wall
♪ 1 banana bunch
♪ And if that bunch of bananas
should bruise ♪
♪ No more banana bunches
on the waaa-aaaall! ♪
[Coughing]
One more time!
♪ 100 banana
bunches on the wall ♪
♪ 100 banana bunches
♪ If the the bunch
should happen to bruise ♪
♪ 1 banana bunch on the wall
That"s enough!
Onto the platform!
Blister!
Those who are about to... work,
salute you.
[Sobbing]
Good riddance.
DK: Banana slamma!
[Diddy giggling]
♪
The apes are making a move!
DK: I think I"m
getting the hang of this!
[Giggling]
Attaboy, DK!
Hang on, little buddy.
Hang on!
[Laughing]
Ah!
♪
[Brakes screeching]
Ooooh, where"s that scaly,
fang-toothed fathead
Klump when I need him?
Uh, is that, uh, recall,
reco-questin",
your cold-bloodedness?
Looks like we made
the scene just in time.
Ooh, I am doubly indebted to
you now, Donkey Kong!
[Groaning]
You don"t sound pleased?
Never mind, Bluster.
Just get in the plane.
ROOL: No one"s going anywhere.
Did I hear someone sing "100
Kritters on the wall"?
[Hydraulic humming]
Um, I, I believe that"s
supposed to be, uh, bananas.
[Nervous giggling]
Looks like your
shift is about to start.
Oh, but don"t worry, you'll get
a coffee break every
thousand years or so!
Hahaha!
Hey Bluster,
this is devastating.
We"re done for,
doomed, yet you look...
Curious?
Yes,
as to what that crab is doing on
King K. Rool"s back.
You think someone with my
educational background is going
to fall for such a desperate,
infantile trick as the old crab
on the back routine?
[Crunching noise]
Yeeeaaaaaaooooow!
Ow, ow, ooh, ooh, ow!
Ah, ah, ooh, ooh!
Ooh.
Banana, slamma!
What?
No!
Whoa!
[Squashing]
What good did that do?
Oh, we"ll need a miracle to
get out of this one!
How about an out of control
general in an out
of control mine car?
KLUMP: Ahhh, aaahhhh!
Whoooa!
[Wheels screeching on tracks]
Aaahhh!
♪
Since my crab diversion saved
not only you, but your
chatterbox buddy as well, we are
now even, Donkey Kong.
You don"t know how thankful I am,
Bluster.
And so you should be.
You"re much too accident prone
to be anywhere near.
You"re a hazard to my health.
Oh, has anyone seen my pet crab?
[Crunching]
[Rool screaming]
♪