Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 1, Episode 10 - Get a Life, Don't Save One - full transcript
When Donkey Kong saves Bluster's life;Bluster is so grateful he decides to return the favor; appointing himself as Donkey Kong's constant companion - twenty-four hours a day;seven days a week! With everyone's patience reaching their limit;Donkey Kong and Diddy discover that the only way to rid themselves of Bluster's gratitude is to reverse the favour and have Bluster save Donkey Kong's life ... a task that's easier said than done.
♪
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪
♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪ Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey oh ♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Let"s go, let's go ♪
♪ Here he comes, banana slamma ♪
[Banging, echoing]
[Snoring]
[Banging]
Ahhh!
No way, not again!
That"s it, this has got to stop!
All right, Eddie, you Mean Old
Yeti,
time for an attitude adjustment.
Should be something in
"Mr. Bongo" s Guide to Curses,
Potions and Spells."
Ah-ha, this should do the trick.
First, make the stock.
Two quarts of swamp gunk,
strained.
Three teaspoons of toad"s mould.
One dollop of foot fungus.
Make that five dollops.
Add one cherry and...
now for the secret ingredient.
"Caution, do not add the secret
ingredient until ready to use."
If it"ll work on me, then it's
sure to work on Mean Old Eddie.
[Gulping]
Yuck!
[Bottle smashing]
[Banging]
[Yawning]
Call the sand man, I need
a walk in the drone zone, dude.
Oh, I"m bagged.
Sacked.
Pooped.
Whipped.
Trashed.
Bone tired.
What"s up with the dude,
Donkey Kong?
Up all night, laying a big-time
bruising on everything with his
prehistoric club?
He"s Eddie the Mean Old Yeti.
That"s what mean old Yetis do.
Hey, I"m hip to letting the
cave dude express himself but,
like, he"s keeping everyone up.
That"s the way it is with
mean old Yetis, Funky.
The older they get,
the meaner they get.
And the meaner they get,
the noisier they get.
And the noisier Eddie gets,
the crankier everyone else gets.
[Laughing]
ALL: Cranky?
[Continues laughing]
What are you looking at?
Get back to my place, pronto!
[Laughing]
What"s up, Cranky?
Just get here!
[Laughing]
[Banging]
Oh, I"m bagged, sacked,
pooped, whipped, bone tired.
[Snoring]
Klump, wake up!
If I don"t sleep, no one sleeps.
Uh, what, huh?
Yes, sir, King K. Rool, sir!
I can"t very well come up
with my diabolical plans to
take over Kongo Bongo if I
haven"t caught more than 40
winks, now can I?!
No, sir, King K. Rool, sir!
Well, you were supposed to
find out where that impossible
clatter is coming from.
Right.
Well, uh, the disturbance seems
to be generated from the
vicinity of the White Mountains.
My scouts have yet to determine
the exact location.
Then go find the source of
that banging yourself,
you useless newt!
Yes, sir, King K. Rool, sir!
[Snoring]
ROOL: Klump!
Now zip your lip and listen.
I"ve got something that will
snap Eddie the Mean Old Yeti
out of his mean old mood.
Eddie"s not the only one who
could use some of that.
I heard that.
So, uh, what"s the plan,
huh, Cranky?
Tickle Tonic.
Guaranteed to have even a Mean
Old Yeti giggling like a hyena.
Well, then, just leave it to
Dr. Donkey Kong to cure Eddie"s
mean old club banging blues.
Not so fast, not so fast.
I need to take it
to Eddie myself.
There"s a secret ingredient
that needs to be added just
before I give it to him.
Otherwise it won"t work.
Funky"s picking me up in a
couple of minutes.
You"re flying with Funky?
What choice do I have?
I got to get to the White
Mountains and back
before you two mess up.
Keep an eye on the Coconut.
And don"t touch anything!
Don"t worry, Cranky.
We won"t touch a thing.
I"m too tired to be keeping
an eye on the Coconut.
Hey, no problem.
Cranky once gave me a mega
vitamin drink, maybe we can
find his recipe.
Oh, I don"t know, little buddy.
Don"t worry, DK,
everything"s under control.
Hey,
see if there"s a recipe in that book.
But we promised
Cranky... No problem.
Go on, look for a recipe.
Okay, little buddy.
Hmm.
Uh, here.
"Say one banana and zing,
zang, zoat.
Then say coconut
and it should float."
No, no, DK, that"s not it.
That"s not the right formula.
♪ Say one banana and zing,
zang, zoat ♪
♪ Then say coconut
and it should float ♪
♪ Ha, ha-ha-ha!
♪ Go, Diddy, go!
♪ A dash of zing
adds a bit of ping ♪
♪ A cup of zang
gives it some tang ♪
♪ A little bit of that
and a whole lotta this ♪
♪ A pinch of zoat
and you can"t miss ♪
♪ Whoo-ho-ho!
♪ Say one banana and zing,
zang, zoat ♪
♪ Then say coconut
and it should float ♪
♪ When the recipe tastes okay
♪ Then you"re mixing
your cares away ♪
I"m getting it, Diddy.
♪ A quart of this
might give it some zip ♪
♪ Give it a stir
"til it sticks to your fur ♪
♪ A gallon of that
might give it some taste ♪
♪ Pass it quick there"s
no time to waste ♪
♪ Say one banana and zing,
zang, zoat ♪
♪ Then say coconut
and it should float ♪
♪ When the recipe tastes okay
♪ Then you"re mixing
your cares away ♪
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah, go, Diddy, go!
Mixing away!
♪ This is so much fun
♪ I can"t wait until it's done ♪
♪ It"s gonna taste great,
just you wait ♪
♪ Is it ready to try?
♪ I"m so excited I could die! ♪
♪ A little more zing
is just the thing ♪
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo!
♪ Say one banana and zing,
zang, zoat ♪
♪ Then say coconut
and it should float ♪
♪ Say one banana and zing,
zang, zoat ♪
♪ Then say coconut
and it should float ♪
[Glasses clinking]
Bottoms up, big buddy.
[Gasping]
BOTH: The Crystal Coconut!
It floated out the window!
But how?
"Then say Coconut..."
"And it should float."
It was a magic spell,
not a recipe!
And it worked.
Come back!
Stop!
We messed up, little buddy.
Big time!
Oh, what do we do now, DK, huh?
Follow that Coconut!
Hang on, frail dude!
We"re jammin' to Yeti land!
What am I doing
in this contraption?
I got an airhead airline pilot
and a couple of knuckleheads
guarding the Crystal Coconut.
Chill, Cranky.
Sit back, relax,
and enjoy the ride, ha-ha!
What am I worried about?
If those two stir up
any trouble... ahhh...
I won"t live long
enough to see it!
Whoaaaa!
DK: All of Kongo
Bongo"s in danger.
Because of us!
What if we lose the Coconut and
K. Rool gets his
grubby claws on it?
We"re doomed.
Right.
So we gotta figure out how to...
No more spells, Diddy.
I got us into this jam and
I"m gonna get us out of it.
My way.
[Cranky screaming]
This is too much for me!
What?
I can"t hear.
I said put this crate down!
Upside down?
Excellent!
Nooooo!
The Tickle Tonic!
Supersonic?
Coming up!
[Cranky screaming]
CRANKY: Got it!
That was too close.
If you do that again.
Again?
Woooo!
[Cranky screaming]
[Banging, echoing]
ROOL: Sleep... Sleep...
Just a couple of moments,
a wink, perhaps two.
[Banging continues]
Where is that numbskull?!
[Snoring]
Klump!
Uh, good morning, your majesty.
I mean, King K. Rool, sir!
Whatever it is,
it"s still banging, Klump.
Yes, sir!
A source located, sir.
It"s Eddie the Mean Old Yeti,
sir.
Krusha, confirm.
[Snoring]
Krusha?
Krusha!
Uh... I was in dreamy land.
I want him silenced, now!
Yes, sir!
For sleeping on the job, sir?
Not Krusha, you dolt!
Eddie the... huh?
Any other unusual sightings to
report, General Klump?
No suspicious activity whatsoever,
sir.
Ah, wouldn"t you consider a
floating Crystal
Coconut a tad unusual?
I would, indeed, sir.
It headed toward
the Barrel Factory.
You know what to do!
Yes, sir!
Put a stop to the banging, sir!
[Stammering]
No, you lunk-head!
Uh, silence Krusha?
I"ll take care of the Yeti,
you get me that Coconut, now!
Yes, sir, over and... Out.
Any sign of it, Diddy?
Not since we lost sight of it
way back there.
Look!
We got to get it back.
Bluster"s barrel copter.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
I got it!
Banana slamma, little buddy.
Now hang on.
[Snickering]
Looks like those boys could
use a hand landing that thing.
Kritters!
[Weapons powering up]
What"s for lunch?
I"m starving.
Sounds like helicopter blades,
yum!
Oh, goody!
Ready and fire!
Klaptraps!
[Falling, both screaming]
[Crashing]
Don"t let it out of your sight,
Krusha!
It"s mine!
I mean, ours.
I mean, King K. Rool"s!
[Laughing and coughing]
[Plane motor whirring]
[Motor backfiring]
I think I just spotted Eddie.
I am ready, dude.
Not ready, Yeti!
Not ready yet?
Just say when.
Isn"t there something you
can do so we can communicate?
[Turning motor off]
All right, so,
let"s communicate.
What did you do?
Turned the engine off.
Then what"s holding us up?
Like... nothing.
[Cranky screaming]
[Moaning]
If that was Klump"s Klaptraps
that shot us down, you can bet
your last banana that he"s got
the Coconut and he"s carting it
off to King K. Fool as we speak.
I really, really, really blew
it this time, little buddy.
I don"t deserve
to be future ruler.
Whoa, DK.
I can"t believe you
actually said that.
Hey,
the Coconut named you future ruler.
No one said it was ever going
to be easy to be ruler.
And no one ever said you weren"t
going to make some mistakes.
I guess it"s how you deal
with those mistakes.
Right.
And, besides, nothing and no
one is bigger or better than
the king of all Kongs,
Donkey Kong!
I"m back!
[Laughing]
All right!
Now, let"s get that Coconut
from those slippery salamanders.
And the next time I go
somewhere with you,
remind me to stay home.
Y-y-yeah, well, the next time
I go somewhere with you, I"m
not coming either.
Let"s find this snow dude and
get out of here.
[Mysterious screaming]
I think he just found us.
[Both screaming]
Me, Eddie the Mean Old Yeti.
Chill out, ice dude,
and cut the decibels.
You"re stressing everybody out.
Not cool.
Me cranky.
No, I"m Cranky.
Welcome to the club,
cranky dudes.
I"m cranky too.
Me crankiest!
BOTH: And he"s got the club!
[Shouting]
Huh?
[Shouting]
DIDDY: I hate this place.
Gives me the creeps.
DK: That"s because it's full
of K. Rool"s creeps, Diddy.
But we got to go in.
It"s the only hope we have to
get the Crystal Coconut
back from Klump.
You"re right, DK.
But how?
Okay, here"s the plan.
First we sneak in.
Yeah, yeah, good,
sneak in, then what?
Slow down, will ya.
I haven"t gotten that far yet.
Oh, great.
If we get out of here with that
Coconut, DK, we"ll be the two
luckiest apes alive.
And if we don"t, we'll be
the two unluckiest apes.
Don"t say it, DK, don't say it.
It"s okay, we like lost him.
He"s really getting
on my nerves.
Ditto, dude.
He"s a serious threat
to my inner peace.
He"s bringing me down.
How can we tickle him if we
can"t get close enough to get
the tonic on his tonsils?
And it"s starting to freeze!
Then let"s tickle sickle him.
You may want to stick a
thermometer in your ear.
I think the same thing is
happening to your head.
A snowball, dude!
In goes the tonic and we"ll
slam-dunk the
tickle down his throat.
Unbelievable!
A good idea, from you!
Start making, Funky, and I"ll
finish mixing.
I"m gonna rendezvous with
King K. Rool in the White
Mountains to report that our
mission was a success.
Guard it with your life, Krusha.
And no sleeping.
I will do a good job.
Warp speed!
Oh, great!
Now we won"t even get close to
the Coconut without
him seeing us.
I"ve got a plan.
I"ve heard that before.
[Snoring]
[All snoring]
DIDDY: Okay, DK, I"m dying
to hear the second
part of your plan.
This is where you go up and
get the Coconut.
[Snoring continues]
Without waking sleeping-ugly.
Oh.
The ice man cometh, dude!
All the Tickle Tonic"s
loaded in that snowball.
One shot"s all you got, Funky.
Now!
CRANKY: K. Rool?
Eddie.
Klump?
Your majesty, sir.
Reporting in person.
The Crystal Coconut is now in
our possession.
The Coconut?
Oh, goody!
Then Kongo Bongo is mine!
Those knuckleheads!
Can"t leave them
alone for two seconds.
Now everything"s down the sewer!
Things couldn"t get any worse!
[Yeti shouting]
[All screaming]
Uh-oh.
[Giggling]
[Laughing]
[Both laughing]
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
[All laughing]
Like anyone order an avalanche?
[Laughing continues]
Run!!!
[Laughing continues]
Huh?
[Snoring]
[Diddy straining]
[Rumbling]
Hurry up, little buddy.
Time to wake up.
Mommy?
Hey.
[High-pitched voice] It"s
okay, go back to sleep.
Hey, you"re not mommy.
After them!
Is that earth tremor
part of your plan?
No.
But this is.
Banana slamma!
I"m a bad boy.
ROOL: Start digging, Klump!
[Laughing]
The sooner you get
all this snow off me...
[Laughing]
The sooner I"ll collect my
coconuts with you!
[Laughing]
Ruler of Kongo... Bongo.
[Hysterical laughter]
The blood sink the boat,
now the coconut
will not longer float.
Done.
ALL: Phew!
I"m sorry, Cranky.
Diddy and I...
I"m too tired for apologies,
Donkey Kong.
The important thing is you got
the Coconut back.
Next time we won"t goof-up.
Promise.
Everybody out.
We left Eddie with
a smile on his face.
Who knows how
long it"s going to last.
I"m getting some
shut-eye while I can.
That goes for all of us.
DK: Sweet dreams.
DIDDY: "Night-night.
[Sighs of relief]
[Eddie laughing]
CRANKY: Oh, no!!!
EDDIE: Funny!
[Eddie continues laughing]
♪
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪
♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Huh, ha ♪ Huh,
ha ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes,
banana slamma ♪
♪ Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey oh ♪ Donkey Kong
♪ Let"s go, let's go ♪
♪ Here he comes, banana slamma ♪
[Banging, echoing]
[Snoring]
[Banging]
Ahhh!
No way, not again!
That"s it, this has got to stop!
All right, Eddie, you Mean Old
Yeti,
time for an attitude adjustment.
Should be something in
"Mr. Bongo" s Guide to Curses,
Potions and Spells."
Ah-ha, this should do the trick.
First, make the stock.
Two quarts of swamp gunk,
strained.
Three teaspoons of toad"s mould.
One dollop of foot fungus.
Make that five dollops.
Add one cherry and...
now for the secret ingredient.
"Caution, do not add the secret
ingredient until ready to use."
If it"ll work on me, then it's
sure to work on Mean Old Eddie.
[Gulping]
Yuck!
[Bottle smashing]
[Banging]
[Yawning]
Call the sand man, I need
a walk in the drone zone, dude.
Oh, I"m bagged.
Sacked.
Pooped.
Whipped.
Trashed.
Bone tired.
What"s up with the dude,
Donkey Kong?
Up all night, laying a big-time
bruising on everything with his
prehistoric club?
He"s Eddie the Mean Old Yeti.
That"s what mean old Yetis do.
Hey, I"m hip to letting the
cave dude express himself but,
like, he"s keeping everyone up.
That"s the way it is with
mean old Yetis, Funky.
The older they get,
the meaner they get.
And the meaner they get,
the noisier they get.
And the noisier Eddie gets,
the crankier everyone else gets.
[Laughing]
ALL: Cranky?
[Continues laughing]
What are you looking at?
Get back to my place, pronto!
[Laughing]
What"s up, Cranky?
Just get here!
[Laughing]
[Banging]
Oh, I"m bagged, sacked,
pooped, whipped, bone tired.
[Snoring]
Klump, wake up!
If I don"t sleep, no one sleeps.
Uh, what, huh?
Yes, sir, King K. Rool, sir!
I can"t very well come up
with my diabolical plans to
take over Kongo Bongo if I
haven"t caught more than 40
winks, now can I?!
No, sir, King K. Rool, sir!
Well, you were supposed to
find out where that impossible
clatter is coming from.
Right.
Well, uh, the disturbance seems
to be generated from the
vicinity of the White Mountains.
My scouts have yet to determine
the exact location.
Then go find the source of
that banging yourself,
you useless newt!
Yes, sir, King K. Rool, sir!
[Snoring]
ROOL: Klump!
Now zip your lip and listen.
I"ve got something that will
snap Eddie the Mean Old Yeti
out of his mean old mood.
Eddie"s not the only one who
could use some of that.
I heard that.
So, uh, what"s the plan,
huh, Cranky?
Tickle Tonic.
Guaranteed to have even a Mean
Old Yeti giggling like a hyena.
Well, then, just leave it to
Dr. Donkey Kong to cure Eddie"s
mean old club banging blues.
Not so fast, not so fast.
I need to take it
to Eddie myself.
There"s a secret ingredient
that needs to be added just
before I give it to him.
Otherwise it won"t work.
Funky"s picking me up in a
couple of minutes.
You"re flying with Funky?
What choice do I have?
I got to get to the White
Mountains and back
before you two mess up.
Keep an eye on the Coconut.
And don"t touch anything!
Don"t worry, Cranky.
We won"t touch a thing.
I"m too tired to be keeping
an eye on the Coconut.
Hey, no problem.
Cranky once gave me a mega
vitamin drink, maybe we can
find his recipe.
Oh, I don"t know, little buddy.
Don"t worry, DK,
everything"s under control.
Hey,
see if there"s a recipe in that book.
But we promised
Cranky... No problem.
Go on, look for a recipe.
Okay, little buddy.
Hmm.
Uh, here.
"Say one banana and zing,
zang, zoat.
Then say coconut
and it should float."
No, no, DK, that"s not it.
That"s not the right formula.
♪ Say one banana and zing,
zang, zoat ♪
♪ Then say coconut
and it should float ♪
♪ Ha, ha-ha-ha!
♪ Go, Diddy, go!
♪ A dash of zing
adds a bit of ping ♪
♪ A cup of zang
gives it some tang ♪
♪ A little bit of that
and a whole lotta this ♪
♪ A pinch of zoat
and you can"t miss ♪
♪ Whoo-ho-ho!
♪ Say one banana and zing,
zang, zoat ♪
♪ Then say coconut
and it should float ♪
♪ When the recipe tastes okay
♪ Then you"re mixing
your cares away ♪
I"m getting it, Diddy.
♪ A quart of this
might give it some zip ♪
♪ Give it a stir
"til it sticks to your fur ♪
♪ A gallon of that
might give it some taste ♪
♪ Pass it quick there"s
no time to waste ♪
♪ Say one banana and zing,
zang, zoat ♪
♪ Then say coconut
and it should float ♪
♪ When the recipe tastes okay
♪ Then you"re mixing
your cares away ♪
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah, go, Diddy, go!
Mixing away!
♪ This is so much fun
♪ I can"t wait until it's done ♪
♪ It"s gonna taste great,
just you wait ♪
♪ Is it ready to try?
♪ I"m so excited I could die! ♪
♪ A little more zing
is just the thing ♪
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo!
♪ Say one banana and zing,
zang, zoat ♪
♪ Then say coconut
and it should float ♪
♪ Say one banana and zing,
zang, zoat ♪
♪ Then say coconut
and it should float ♪
[Glasses clinking]
Bottoms up, big buddy.
[Gasping]
BOTH: The Crystal Coconut!
It floated out the window!
But how?
"Then say Coconut..."
"And it should float."
It was a magic spell,
not a recipe!
And it worked.
Come back!
Stop!
We messed up, little buddy.
Big time!
Oh, what do we do now, DK, huh?
Follow that Coconut!
Hang on, frail dude!
We"re jammin' to Yeti land!
What am I doing
in this contraption?
I got an airhead airline pilot
and a couple of knuckleheads
guarding the Crystal Coconut.
Chill, Cranky.
Sit back, relax,
and enjoy the ride, ha-ha!
What am I worried about?
If those two stir up
any trouble... ahhh...
I won"t live long
enough to see it!
Whoaaaa!
DK: All of Kongo
Bongo"s in danger.
Because of us!
What if we lose the Coconut and
K. Rool gets his
grubby claws on it?
We"re doomed.
Right.
So we gotta figure out how to...
No more spells, Diddy.
I got us into this jam and
I"m gonna get us out of it.
My way.
[Cranky screaming]
This is too much for me!
What?
I can"t hear.
I said put this crate down!
Upside down?
Excellent!
Nooooo!
The Tickle Tonic!
Supersonic?
Coming up!
[Cranky screaming]
CRANKY: Got it!
That was too close.
If you do that again.
Again?
Woooo!
[Cranky screaming]
[Banging, echoing]
ROOL: Sleep... Sleep...
Just a couple of moments,
a wink, perhaps two.
[Banging continues]
Where is that numbskull?!
[Snoring]
Klump!
Uh, good morning, your majesty.
I mean, King K. Rool, sir!
Whatever it is,
it"s still banging, Klump.
Yes, sir!
A source located, sir.
It"s Eddie the Mean Old Yeti,
sir.
Krusha, confirm.
[Snoring]
Krusha?
Krusha!
Uh... I was in dreamy land.
I want him silenced, now!
Yes, sir!
For sleeping on the job, sir?
Not Krusha, you dolt!
Eddie the... huh?
Any other unusual sightings to
report, General Klump?
No suspicious activity whatsoever,
sir.
Ah, wouldn"t you consider a
floating Crystal
Coconut a tad unusual?
I would, indeed, sir.
It headed toward
the Barrel Factory.
You know what to do!
Yes, sir!
Put a stop to the banging, sir!
[Stammering]
No, you lunk-head!
Uh, silence Krusha?
I"ll take care of the Yeti,
you get me that Coconut, now!
Yes, sir, over and... Out.
Any sign of it, Diddy?
Not since we lost sight of it
way back there.
Look!
We got to get it back.
Bluster"s barrel copter.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
I got it!
Banana slamma, little buddy.
Now hang on.
[Snickering]
Looks like those boys could
use a hand landing that thing.
Kritters!
[Weapons powering up]
What"s for lunch?
I"m starving.
Sounds like helicopter blades,
yum!
Oh, goody!
Ready and fire!
Klaptraps!
[Falling, both screaming]
[Crashing]
Don"t let it out of your sight,
Krusha!
It"s mine!
I mean, ours.
I mean, King K. Rool"s!
[Laughing and coughing]
[Plane motor whirring]
[Motor backfiring]
I think I just spotted Eddie.
I am ready, dude.
Not ready, Yeti!
Not ready yet?
Just say when.
Isn"t there something you
can do so we can communicate?
[Turning motor off]
All right, so,
let"s communicate.
What did you do?
Turned the engine off.
Then what"s holding us up?
Like... nothing.
[Cranky screaming]
[Moaning]
If that was Klump"s Klaptraps
that shot us down, you can bet
your last banana that he"s got
the Coconut and he"s carting it
off to King K. Fool as we speak.
I really, really, really blew
it this time, little buddy.
I don"t deserve
to be future ruler.
Whoa, DK.
I can"t believe you
actually said that.
Hey,
the Coconut named you future ruler.
No one said it was ever going
to be easy to be ruler.
And no one ever said you weren"t
going to make some mistakes.
I guess it"s how you deal
with those mistakes.
Right.
And, besides, nothing and no
one is bigger or better than
the king of all Kongs,
Donkey Kong!
I"m back!
[Laughing]
All right!
Now, let"s get that Coconut
from those slippery salamanders.
And the next time I go
somewhere with you,
remind me to stay home.
Y-y-yeah, well, the next time
I go somewhere with you, I"m
not coming either.
Let"s find this snow dude and
get out of here.
[Mysterious screaming]
I think he just found us.
[Both screaming]
Me, Eddie the Mean Old Yeti.
Chill out, ice dude,
and cut the decibels.
You"re stressing everybody out.
Not cool.
Me cranky.
No, I"m Cranky.
Welcome to the club,
cranky dudes.
I"m cranky too.
Me crankiest!
BOTH: And he"s got the club!
[Shouting]
Huh?
[Shouting]
DIDDY: I hate this place.
Gives me the creeps.
DK: That"s because it's full
of K. Rool"s creeps, Diddy.
But we got to go in.
It"s the only hope we have to
get the Crystal Coconut
back from Klump.
You"re right, DK.
But how?
Okay, here"s the plan.
First we sneak in.
Yeah, yeah, good,
sneak in, then what?
Slow down, will ya.
I haven"t gotten that far yet.
Oh, great.
If we get out of here with that
Coconut, DK, we"ll be the two
luckiest apes alive.
And if we don"t, we'll be
the two unluckiest apes.
Don"t say it, DK, don't say it.
It"s okay, we like lost him.
He"s really getting
on my nerves.
Ditto, dude.
He"s a serious threat
to my inner peace.
He"s bringing me down.
How can we tickle him if we
can"t get close enough to get
the tonic on his tonsils?
And it"s starting to freeze!
Then let"s tickle sickle him.
You may want to stick a
thermometer in your ear.
I think the same thing is
happening to your head.
A snowball, dude!
In goes the tonic and we"ll
slam-dunk the
tickle down his throat.
Unbelievable!
A good idea, from you!
Start making, Funky, and I"ll
finish mixing.
I"m gonna rendezvous with
King K. Rool in the White
Mountains to report that our
mission was a success.
Guard it with your life, Krusha.
And no sleeping.
I will do a good job.
Warp speed!
Oh, great!
Now we won"t even get close to
the Coconut without
him seeing us.
I"ve got a plan.
I"ve heard that before.
[Snoring]
[All snoring]
DIDDY: Okay, DK, I"m dying
to hear the second
part of your plan.
This is where you go up and
get the Coconut.
[Snoring continues]
Without waking sleeping-ugly.
Oh.
The ice man cometh, dude!
All the Tickle Tonic"s
loaded in that snowball.
One shot"s all you got, Funky.
Now!
CRANKY: K. Rool?
Eddie.
Klump?
Your majesty, sir.
Reporting in person.
The Crystal Coconut is now in
our possession.
The Coconut?
Oh, goody!
Then Kongo Bongo is mine!
Those knuckleheads!
Can"t leave them
alone for two seconds.
Now everything"s down the sewer!
Things couldn"t get any worse!
[Yeti shouting]
[All screaming]
Uh-oh.
[Giggling]
[Laughing]
[Both laughing]
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
[All laughing]
Like anyone order an avalanche?
[Laughing continues]
Run!!!
[Laughing continues]
Huh?
[Snoring]
[Diddy straining]
[Rumbling]
Hurry up, little buddy.
Time to wake up.
Mommy?
Hey.
[High-pitched voice] It"s
okay, go back to sleep.
Hey, you"re not mommy.
After them!
Is that earth tremor
part of your plan?
No.
But this is.
Banana slamma!
I"m a bad boy.
ROOL: Start digging, Klump!
[Laughing]
The sooner you get
all this snow off me...
[Laughing]
The sooner I"ll collect my
coconuts with you!
[Laughing]
Ruler of Kongo... Bongo.
[Hysterical laughter]
The blood sink the boat,
now the coconut
will not longer float.
Done.
ALL: Phew!
I"m sorry, Cranky.
Diddy and I...
I"m too tired for apologies,
Donkey Kong.
The important thing is you got
the Coconut back.
Next time we won"t goof-up.
Promise.
Everybody out.
We left Eddie with
a smile on his face.
Who knows how
long it"s going to last.
I"m getting some
shut-eye while I can.
That goes for all of us.
DK: Sweet dreams.
DIDDY: "Night-night.
[Sighs of relief]
[Eddie laughing]
CRANKY: Oh, no!!!
EDDIE: Funny!
[Eddie continues laughing]
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