Dollface (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 7 - Episode #2.7 - full transcript
♪ Zorba the Greek music ♪
‐ So, Amanda Seyfried's pregnant,
and Meryl Streep's character is dead?
‐ Correct, and Cher plays
Meryl Streep's mother.
‐ Cher is, like, four years older
than Meryl Streep. Hollywood is dumb.
But, I'm so excited for our Greece trip.
‐ Our official guide.
‐ Oh. Now, I know what you do all day.
[phone buzzes]
"You're just a few days away
from the best flight deals to Greece"?
‐ Oh.
Yeah, I set up an alert on our phones that
will tell us the best time to buy tickets.
‐ Is it possible to win a Nobel Peace
Prize for organizing my life?
‐ I do it for the love,
not for the accolades.
‐ You do it because you're insane,
but I'm absolutely not complaining.
[laughs]
‐ This is gonna be the best
30th birthday celebration
in the history of friendship. Ouzo?
[clink]
‐ That's a no‐zo for me.
[laughs]
[sighs]
‐ We are doing this.
‐ And to honor that, it is time
for Mamma Mia 2...
‐ Knock, knock! Hi!
‐ Here we go again.
‐ Sorry for the last‐minute pop‐in,
but fresh nigiri waits for no one.
[sighs]
You should really lock your door though.
It's, like, too easy to get
into this building, Mads.
‐ She's right, Mads. Very unsafe.
Really opening yourself
to all sorts of intruders.
‐ So, my father hired
this amazing sushi chef
for these label people
who came over for dinner.
Every dish is insane.
There's actual gold shavings
on this yellowtail.
[Stella gasp]
‐ Um, are you supposed to eat gold?
Especially on fish. I feel like
that's immediate mercury poisoning.
‐ Okay, I have to try it,
but I am so full.
We ordered massive amounts of Greek
food to get in the mood for our trip.
‐ Oh. Yeah, that's right.
You told me. I totally forgot.
Wait, I'm totally
barging in on your night.
I should go.
‐ Okay!
♪
I mean... no. Stay. Please.
‐ Are you sure?
Okay.
[laughs]
Oh. [laughs]
Ooh! Ouzo!
♪ theme music plays ♪
‐ I'm just so shocked.
‐ It happened.
He called me ma'am.
I mean, sure,
I was wearing sweatpants and, sure,
I had a Cheerio in my hair
and was buying paper towels.
But I mean, still, that's no excuse.
To call me ma'am in broad daylight?
And no one stopped him.
‐ That word should be stricken
from the language altogether.
‐ I genuinely think
I'd rather be called a slut.
‐ Maybe he was Southern!
You're legally required
to say that in the South,
which is why I don't go there.
STELLA: No.
He had a Valley accent.
I was ma'amed by a kid from Reseda.
Whatever, I'm over it now. It just
trauma I'll carry with me from now on.
♪
‐ Izzy, are you, ahem, doing okay?
You know, after... everything.
‐ Like a horrific breakup that you somehow
haven't mentioned more than once?
‐ What? You guys, I'm completely fine.
‐ Okay, well,
we're here for you if you need to vent,
cry...
‐ Punch a cashier from Reseda.
Sorry, moving on for real now.
‐ I told you.
I am the one who
broke up with Liam, remember?
Okay? I am JLo,
and he is every guy
who's ever dated JLo.
I'm completely fine! [laughs]
‐ Hey, ladies!
‐ Ruby.
Again, no Madison.
What'd you do with our girl?
‐ I kidnapped her,
and sent her to my
lymphatic drainage masseuse.
Have me arrested for making
people's lives amazing.
‐ Can you do that?
‐ Speaking of,
I already gave Madison hers,
but I'm here to drop off a very
special surprise for you guys.
‐ Oh my god, can someone film me?
I wanna do an unboxing video.
‐ Open them.
[clears throat]
IZZY:
Oh my god!
‐ Pink Summer Music and Arts Festival?
‐ Shut up. These are VIP?
‐ In a shock to absolutely no one,
I don't know what Pink Summer is.
‐ It's an all‐female music festival in LA.
I used to go every year.
Back in my Miss days.
‐ Tickets sold out in,
like, under an hour.
I can't believe we get to go! Ruby,
thank you so much!
‐ Aw.
‐ Seriously, these are sick.
‐ Um, second completely
unshocking question from me...
the pill?
‐ Oh, it's molly.
IZZY:
Oh my god! VapoRub, body glitter,
Pop Rocks, glow sticks.
This is, like, a rave girl survival kit.
‐ I haven't rolled in a minute.
This is exactly what I needed to feel
young, fun, and un‐ma'am‐like.
‐ Jules, you're in, right?
‐ Um, ahem,
I think I'm gonna have to pass.
Sorry, Ruby, it's just not my thing.
I can barely finish a Benadryl.
‐ Aw, Madison's gonna be so disappointed.
She was really excited for you
to come with us. Keep it.
‐ Mm, she'll live somehow.
‐ I insist.
‐ Mm, I don't want it.
[purring]
It's just me, you,
and a marathon on HGTV.
[cat meows]
You're the one who's missing out!
[inhales]
[knocking on door]
What the...
Wow! You look like a Bratz Doll
won a beauty pageant at Burning Man.
‐ Thank you!
[engine idling]
[bass beats on stereo]
‐ What is that?
‐ It's a party bus
full of your best friends.
[cheering and laughter]
‐ A party bus?
‐ Ruby got one for us.
‐ [sighs] Well, I'm glad the gifts
aren't getting excessive.
Are there diamond‐encrusted
California rolls available on the bus,
or do you have wait
till you get inside for that?
‐ Okay, what is going on?
‐ Nothing,
I'm just not into getting into a party bus
to go to a music festival at 11 AM.
‐ This is about Ruby, isn't it?
‐ No! No.
‐ Just say it.
‐ Yeah! It's about Ruby.
She's been zero to 100.
The gifts, the showing up all the time.
She makes all my Spidey senses tingle.
‐ Look, I know she
comes on a little strong,
but that's just her way of trying
to make friends. And she likes you.
Look, I really want us
to experience this together.
‐ This is her thing.
We have Greece.
I'm good, really.
‐ Okay. Love you.
‐ Love you.
[bass beats continue]
[sighs]
[turns up volume]
[TV chatter]
[flipping channels]
[meow]
Look, I agree with you.
It was extremely sweet of Madison
to come here to try to convince me.
[purring]
Is it working? The more time goes by,
am I starting to regret not going?
You tell me.
CAT LADY [on TV]:
Hey!
Listen up!
♪
This is your brain.
[crack]
And this is your brain on drugs.
‐ Yeah. Bad. Heard that before.
‐ And these are your
friends' brains on drugs...
having a great time without you.
‐ What now?
‐ Not doing drugs with
your friends can cause FOMO.
‐ Your friends are with me now, Jules.
‐ The effects of FOMO are devastating.
‐ So, you can just stay home.
On the couch!
CAT LADY: The effects of FOMO
will ruin your life. Come on!
Lighten up! Do the right thing!
[scoffs]
Brought to you by the partnership
of a FOMO‐free America.
[ding]
‐ Fine, I'll go!
♪ Just As Much by Delaney Jane ♪
‐ Happy Pink Summer Festival.
Uh, sorry to bother.
Do you know where the VIP entrance is?
‐ This is the VIP line. The general
admission line ends in Long Beach.
♪ I know I'm really not supposed to ♪
♪ Be around you like I used to ♪
♪ Still, I find every excuse to ♪
[indistinct chatter]
‐ Stella, this is like
looking at a lioness
who's been in captivity
and is now back in the wild.
‐ [sighs] Music festivals
are my natural habitat.
[phone buzzing]
♪
‐ Jules?
‐ I'm here. Not a drill. I came.
‐ What, you did? Jules is here!
IZZY/STELLA: Yay!
‐ But this line ends
in another area code,
so, uh, it's gonna be a hot minute.
MADISON [on phone]:
She says she's stuck in line.
♪
‐ Jules, how long are you gonna be?
‐ Uh, somewhere between
an hour and two years.
‐ Perfect. Rozzi goes on at 4:00.
It's, like, 2:00 now,
and the molly takes about an hour to hit.
So, when you get to the front of the line,
take your pill, okay?
That'll give you the perfect
amount of time to come and find us
and have our rolls
sync up at the same time.
‐ So, you are to drug trips what
Madison is to vacation itineraries?
‐ Jules, this is me.
Who else in the world would you trust
to shepherd you through this experience?
‐ Fine. Okay, FOMO. I'll do it.
‐ Jules is gonna do drugs!
‐ Yes!
‐ Yes!
‐ Okay, I'll see you
on the other side. Bye.
[women cheering]
‐ Hoo! Mm.
Looks like it's time to take
my daily birth control pill,
like a normal everyday woman.
‐ You can just do drugs. No one cares.
‐ Oh.
Hey there.
One VIP to the big show.
[scanning, beeping]
‐ Um, it's not working.
‐ [nervous laugh] Uh,
no, that's impossible.
My friends have the same wristband,
and they're already inside.
‐ Uh‐huh...
‐ Let me call them.
I literally had full bars
five seconds ago. Shit.
This is all Ruby's fault!
She gave me a bum wristband!
You know what? This is exactly why
I told Madison about my Spidey senses.
Now, I'm gonna be high on drugs
with no friends and no shepherd,
completely by myself!
[crowd clamoring]
Everybody calm down!
[laughing, cheering]
‐ [sighs] Did everyone take theirs?
‐ Done and done.
I also think I'm done with cheese.
I don't think I can do cheese and molly.
‐ I'm so excited. I feel like a teen.
But like a hot troubled teen
played by someone who's 24.
[gasps] Like a teen from Euphoria.
‐ Mm.
RUBY:
Mads!
Let's go to the artist tent. I wanna
introduce you to this band I rep,
Cherry Mango. Very Tame Impala.
I'm touring with her
and her band in Australia.
‐ Yeah, I'd love to meet her.
But we're just waiting for Jules.
She came!
But, she's stuck in line.
‐ Oh my god, she did!
Amazing. So happy she's coming.
But, maybe we can pop by quickly?
They have to sound check
soon at the other stage.
‐ Go. It's all good.
She's probably still waiting.
‐ Okay, we'll meet like in 45 minutes?
Right before Rozzi?
‐ Yeah.
‐ Yeah! [laughs]
‐ I feel like now that I'm single,
I should probably hook up with someone.
It is a music festival.
‐ Yeah. I mean,
there's like two guys here,
and I'm pretty sure
they're together, but hey.
Your heart says rebound. Go get 'em.
‐ Did either of them check me out at all?
‐ Ah!
Still no bars?
What is this, the ocean floor?
[festival chatter]
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[clears throat]
I got this amp thing.
‐ Hi. Um,
what band are you with?
‐ [laughs] What?
‐ Who's that little amp belong to?
Wh‐what band?
‐ Uh, the Michelle...
Carlton Dolls?
‐ That sounds like you're
just combining, um,
Michelle Branch, Vanessa Carlton,
and the Pussycat Dolls.
‐ Honestly, sounds like a fun concept.
‐ I‐‐ [sighs] You're just...
You're just a terrible liar!
I gotta take you to festival jail.
‐ What?
‐ Hands. Festival rules.
JULES:
I have to be somewhere.
‐ I mean, is there one band
that you know of here?
Like, why do you even wanna be here?
‐ For... the... vibe.
‐ The vibe?
‐ Yeah, the vibes.
‐ What is this? I thought
we were going to the EDM tent
with the DJ girl who throws pies.
‐ Shh!
STELLA: You need to hear this.
♪ acoustic music ♪
Just listen, okay? This song is amazing.
She's singing about her breakup.
[Izzy sighs]
♪ strumming guitar ♪
♪ There's a hotel bar across the street ♪
♪ Where the girls drink too much ♪
♪ They get their rooms for cheap ♪
[quiet crying]
♪ If I wanna be a pilot ♪
[sobbing]
♪ Flying to everything ♪
[sobbing]
♪ But the skies... ♪
[blows raspberry]
GUARD:
Alright, I'm putting you in here.
Go ahead. I'll let you out
when the last band plays.
‐ Please, if you just
let me go to the VIP tent
and find Madison Maxwell,
she can clear all this up.
‐ St. Vincent.
Angel Olsen. Vagabon. Mitski.
There's literally a‐a cavalcade
of female artists
you could've chosen, but no! Not one!
I'm not upset
that you tried to sneak in.
I'm upset at how badly you tried.
It's embarrassing! It's herstory!
You gotta do better!
Sarah McLachlan, I would've taken.
I would've accepted it.
She's not even here!
She's not even here.
♪
‐ I'm Zelda.
‐ Like the video game?
‐ My parents are millennials,
and nerds, so yes.
What are you in for?
‐ [sighs] My VIP pass didn't work,
and my phone had no service,
so I tried to sneak in to meet up
with my friends before I get...
Uh, how old are you?
‐ 17.
‐ That's probably old enough.
Before I get very high.
What are you in for?
‐ One of my friends
snuck in a sunscreen bottle
of Malibu rum,
and we were passing
it around. It was gross.
‐ To be fair, it normally tastes
like sunscreen, so... Go on.
‐ Then security came, and they ditched me,
like the worst friends of all time,
so that I'd be the one to get busted.
‐ Are you sure
they ditched you on purpose?
‐ They've all been jealous of me
ever since I started dating Denver.
He's a freshman at UCLA.
God, I'm so getting new friends
as soon as I get into college.
Honestly, I'm thinking of going
to UCLA where Denver goes.
‐ Couple things. Don't do that.
Any of that.
As someone 100 years older than you,
trust me.
Don't ditch your friends for a guy.
‐ Yeah, but Denver's different.
He's, like, really cool.
‐ Yeah, he isn't. But even if he is,
it doesn't matter. Your friends do.
I made this mistake once,
and I almost lost mine.
‐ But, they ditched me.
How do I know I can trust them?
‐ Yeah, that's tough.
I almost didn't come today because
I didn't trust my best friend's judgment.
‐ About what?
‐ About this girl
who makes it pretty hard to do that,
but that's how friends work.
Even if it's hard,
you trust each other and you show up,
give each other the benefit of the doubt.
‐ I guess.
But even if I wanted to make up with them,
we're stuck in here, so...
JULES:
Wait, where'd she go?
[music playing, crowd cheering]
‐ I think this is our opening.
We should make a run for it.
‐ Well yeah, except we're both zip‐tied.
Are you in the circus?
‐ Nah, I'm just 17.
[gasps]
‐ Bless your rubber baby bones.
‐ Shh!
JULES:
I'm running out of time.
I've got 20 minutes
before the drugs hit.
Okay, that's not happening.
♪
‐ I see through what you're trying to do,
and I told you guys
I am not in mourning.
I do not need to cry.
‐ Okay, I'm just worried about you.
It's not good to bottle up your feelings
about this breakup,
unless you're really honestly okay.
‐ Stella!
‐ Marigold!
‐ It's Stella.
You literally just called my name.
‐ Stella!
‐ Yeah, you are tripping.
‐ [laughs] Well, hard to say.
We did a Kambo ceremony,
then some ketamine pops.
‐ Oh.
‐ What are those words?
‐ Uh, Kambo is from
an Amazonian tree frog,
and ketamine is from a drug dealer.
‐ You want a K‐pop?
‐ You know what? I'm on so much
shit already, but thank you.
[both laugh]
‐ You've really lived a life.
‐ Yeah.
‐ Wow, can't believe we got away.
I never get away! With anything ever!
‐ I think I'm just gonna get outta here.
Denver's probably really worried about me.
‐ I thought we escaped to find your
friends. My wisdom meant nothing to you?
‐ How are we supposed to find them?
There's, like, a billion girls here.
That all look the same.
JULES:
We need a better vantage point.
I have an idea.
So, just grab something,
and pretend you know what you're doing.
‐ That's your plan? Hijinks?
This is very retro '90s sitcom.
‐ Okay,
please don't use "retro" and "'90s"
in the same sentence.
Okay, let's try this again.
‐ Hold up. Who are you two?
‐ Uh, we're with the band. With, uh‐‐
‐ Bleached.
‐ Teenage girls really do like
to dress like individuals
in the exact same way.
‐ Oh my god, I think I see them.
Madeline! Claire! Up here!
[crowd chatter]
‐ There she is!
‐ Awesome, we found them.
Alright, let's go.
‐ Hey there.
‐ Holy shit.
You're the Clavin Sisters.
You're Bleached.
‐ You're Bleached.
‐ Yep.
‐ Uh, well, we should get out of your way.
‐ What are your names?
‐ Oh, I'm Jules, and this is Zelda.
JESSICA: Cool.
Well, we have to go on now.
You can stay here if you want.
‐ Oh my god, yeah! Yes.
‐ Oh! Okay.
‐ Hey, Los Angeles. We're Bleached,
and these are our new friends,
Jules and Zelda.
♪ Stupid boys ♪
♪ With broken hearts ♪
♪ Breaking into my sister's house ♪
♪ You're so high,
you tried to take my cup ♪
♪ Restraining order keeps you away ♪
♪ Throw it over my fence, no way ♪
♪ Slap baloney on my brand new car ♪
♪ You always take it, like, way too far ♪
♪ Take a picture of a pile of bills ♪
♪ Just enough to feed your cheap thrills ♪
♪ Stupid boys with ♪
♪ Broken hearts ♪
♪ Love to watch you ♪
♪ Fall apart ♪
♪ Stupid boys with broken hearts ♪
♪ Be a dick and call it art... ♪
‐ That was insane!
I cannot believe you just
sang with freaking Bleached!
FRIEND: We are so, so, so sorry.
We didn't mean to leave you
I thought you were right behind us,
and then you were gone.
‐ Yeah, we were so worried.
‐ Okay. Reunited, and it feels so good.
Warms my elderly heart.
I really do have to find my friends
before I burst into a cloud of glitter
or whatever this drug does.
‐ Thank you.
‐ Don't make me cry. I already feel old.
♪ song continues ♪
‐ I wonder where Jules could be.
‐ We should go.
‐ No, it's okay. Stella and Izzy
went ahead to get us a good spot.
‐ I made it!
‐ [gasps] Oh my god!
‐ You made it!
‐ Thanks for doing this, Ruby.
It was really cool of you.
‐ Aw, thanks, Jules.
[laughs]
‐ I'm so happy you got here.
‐ I gotta swing by the other stage,
but I just wanted to say
I'm so excited to have
you on board, Madison.
Australia's gonna be dope.
‐ No, it was so nice meeting you.
‐ Likewise. Mm‐hmm.
‐ Talk soon?
‐ Wait, what? What did she say? Australia?
‐ Well, it all just happened.
I‐I was gonna talk to you.
Cherry is repped by Hillslope,
so Ruby is going on her
Australian tour next month,
and they wanna travel
with someone to cover publicity, so...
‐ Next month?
What does that mean for Greece?
‐ Well, it means...
I guess I can't go.
♪
‐ Wait, so you're just canceling our
birthday trip? That was your idea.
‐ This is a work thing. You know I need
to get my career back on track by 30.
‐ Yeah, I know you think you need that,
and you're still fixated on it apparently.
What happened to letting go
and making space and new us?
‐ This is an insane opportunity
that I'm afraid to miss out on.
I mean, this could lead to
a position at Hillslope permanently.
‐ I can't believe this.
Ruby planned this whole thing!
‐ Okay, don't blame Ruby
because you're mad at me.
♪ music gets louder ♪
[heart beating]
♪ I'm hallucinating ♪
♪
♪ I'm hallucinating ♪
It's really fucked up, Jules.
You don't trust me.
‐ [in slow‐motion]: No.
I don't trust her.
My wristband didn't work.
She is trying to come between us.
God, your eyes are so...
pretty right now!
‐ Your hair is so shiny.
You're jealous, and you don't have to be!
‐ I'm so mad right now,
but I just wanna hug you!
‐ I am also mad,
but I'm so smiley!
RUBY [in slow motion]
Mads, Jules...
[normal voice]
Come on, we're gonna miss Rozzi!
BOTH:
Rozzi...
♪
♪
‐ So, you feeling it yet?
‐ Hm... I think so.
[both laugh]
I feel like I'm swimming,
but, like, in my lip gloss.
‐ Hm.
I know. Feels amazing.
[both laugh]
‐ It does?
‐ Totally.
So good.
‐ Wait, wait.
I saw you leave this on the party bus.
I think on purpose,
and you've kinda been
lying to everybody all day.
You lied to your druggie friends, too.
‐ Uh, yeah...
‐ What's going on? I thought
you loved being a magical drug fairy.
‐ Oh, I do!
I do... I‐I did...
But, then I thought about
being too hungover tomorrow.
You know, and I'm going to
the beach with Liv and Bruno,
and I just don't wanna
miss out on it, you know?
‐ Oh my god!
[sobbing] It's all so fucked up!
Liam... I'm so fucked up!
[crying]
‐ D‐did you not take your pill either?
‐ I did take it. It's just my sadness
is stronger than the drugs.
[sobbing]
Oh my god, I've been lying to you!
‐ Okay. It's okay.
‐ It's fucked up!
‐ Let it out, okay?
‐ I'm so stupid.
‐ No, no, no.
[sobbing]
Do you wanna take another one?
♪
[muffled crowd chatter]
[cheering]
‐ What's up, ladies!
Hey Pink, I'm Rozzi!
This one's for all
the best friends out there.
[cheering]
♪ I wanna go to a party and only talk ♪
♪ To you ♪
♪ Stay at home on the phone ♪
♪ Maybe for an hour or two ♪
♪ When I'm kind of sick of everyone ♪
♪ Everyone but you ♪
♪ Let's go to Sheryl Crow karaoke ♪
♪ It's all I want to do ♪
♪ If I was ever gonna get a tattoo ♪
♪ I wanna get a half
a heart to match you ♪
♪ It's you, you and me till the end ♪
♪ Wrote a best friend song
for my best friend ♪
♪ If you say you wanna do some mushrooms ♪
♪ I'd take what you give me
'cause I trust you ♪
♪ It's you, you and me till the end ♪
♪ Wrote a best friend song
for my best friend... ♪
[phone buzzing]
♪ Wrote a best friend song
for my best friend ♪
♪ Wrote a best friend song
for my best friend ♪
♪ I thought about leaving
so I know how it ends ♪
♪
♪ Disappear without a trace ♪
♪ Losing you, but saving face ♪
♪ It's so unlike me ♪
♪ I never really like anyone ♪
♪ It's almost blinding ♪
♪ I have to look away not to come undone ♪
♪ But, if I'm telling the truth ♪
♪ 'Cause my heart won't let me lie ♪
♪ Oh, I only see you ♪
♪ Every time I close my eyes ♪
♪ I can't fight these visions ♪
♪ Visions ♪
♪ Visions of what I'd be
missing without you ♪
♪ Visions, visions ♪
♪ Visions of what I'd be
missing without you ♪
♪ Run, run, run ♪
♪ Visions of what I'd be missing... ♪
‐ So, Amanda Seyfried's pregnant,
and Meryl Streep's character is dead?
‐ Correct, and Cher plays
Meryl Streep's mother.
‐ Cher is, like, four years older
than Meryl Streep. Hollywood is dumb.
But, I'm so excited for our Greece trip.
‐ Our official guide.
‐ Oh. Now, I know what you do all day.
[phone buzzes]
"You're just a few days away
from the best flight deals to Greece"?
‐ Oh.
Yeah, I set up an alert on our phones that
will tell us the best time to buy tickets.
‐ Is it possible to win a Nobel Peace
Prize for organizing my life?
‐ I do it for the love,
not for the accolades.
‐ You do it because you're insane,
but I'm absolutely not complaining.
[laughs]
‐ This is gonna be the best
30th birthday celebration
in the history of friendship. Ouzo?
[clink]
‐ That's a no‐zo for me.
[laughs]
[sighs]
‐ We are doing this.
‐ And to honor that, it is time
for Mamma Mia 2...
‐ Knock, knock! Hi!
‐ Here we go again.
‐ Sorry for the last‐minute pop‐in,
but fresh nigiri waits for no one.
[sighs]
You should really lock your door though.
It's, like, too easy to get
into this building, Mads.
‐ She's right, Mads. Very unsafe.
Really opening yourself
to all sorts of intruders.
‐ So, my father hired
this amazing sushi chef
for these label people
who came over for dinner.
Every dish is insane.
There's actual gold shavings
on this yellowtail.
[Stella gasp]
‐ Um, are you supposed to eat gold?
Especially on fish. I feel like
that's immediate mercury poisoning.
‐ Okay, I have to try it,
but I am so full.
We ordered massive amounts of Greek
food to get in the mood for our trip.
‐ Oh. Yeah, that's right.
You told me. I totally forgot.
Wait, I'm totally
barging in on your night.
I should go.
‐ Okay!
♪
I mean... no. Stay. Please.
‐ Are you sure?
Okay.
[laughs]
Oh. [laughs]
Ooh! Ouzo!
♪ theme music plays ♪
‐ I'm just so shocked.
‐ It happened.
He called me ma'am.
I mean, sure,
I was wearing sweatpants and, sure,
I had a Cheerio in my hair
and was buying paper towels.
But I mean, still, that's no excuse.
To call me ma'am in broad daylight?
And no one stopped him.
‐ That word should be stricken
from the language altogether.
‐ I genuinely think
I'd rather be called a slut.
‐ Maybe he was Southern!
You're legally required
to say that in the South,
which is why I don't go there.
STELLA: No.
He had a Valley accent.
I was ma'amed by a kid from Reseda.
Whatever, I'm over it now. It just
trauma I'll carry with me from now on.
♪
‐ Izzy, are you, ahem, doing okay?
You know, after... everything.
‐ Like a horrific breakup that you somehow
haven't mentioned more than once?
‐ What? You guys, I'm completely fine.
‐ Okay, well,
we're here for you if you need to vent,
cry...
‐ Punch a cashier from Reseda.
Sorry, moving on for real now.
‐ I told you.
I am the one who
broke up with Liam, remember?
Okay? I am JLo,
and he is every guy
who's ever dated JLo.
I'm completely fine! [laughs]
‐ Hey, ladies!
‐ Ruby.
Again, no Madison.
What'd you do with our girl?
‐ I kidnapped her,
and sent her to my
lymphatic drainage masseuse.
Have me arrested for making
people's lives amazing.
‐ Can you do that?
‐ Speaking of,
I already gave Madison hers,
but I'm here to drop off a very
special surprise for you guys.
‐ Oh my god, can someone film me?
I wanna do an unboxing video.
‐ Open them.
[clears throat]
IZZY:
Oh my god!
‐ Pink Summer Music and Arts Festival?
‐ Shut up. These are VIP?
‐ In a shock to absolutely no one,
I don't know what Pink Summer is.
‐ It's an all‐female music festival in LA.
I used to go every year.
Back in my Miss days.
‐ Tickets sold out in,
like, under an hour.
I can't believe we get to go! Ruby,
thank you so much!
‐ Aw.
‐ Seriously, these are sick.
‐ Um, second completely
unshocking question from me...
the pill?
‐ Oh, it's molly.
IZZY:
Oh my god! VapoRub, body glitter,
Pop Rocks, glow sticks.
This is, like, a rave girl survival kit.
‐ I haven't rolled in a minute.
This is exactly what I needed to feel
young, fun, and un‐ma'am‐like.
‐ Jules, you're in, right?
‐ Um, ahem,
I think I'm gonna have to pass.
Sorry, Ruby, it's just not my thing.
I can barely finish a Benadryl.
‐ Aw, Madison's gonna be so disappointed.
She was really excited for you
to come with us. Keep it.
‐ Mm, she'll live somehow.
‐ I insist.
‐ Mm, I don't want it.
[purring]
It's just me, you,
and a marathon on HGTV.
[cat meows]
You're the one who's missing out!
[inhales]
[knocking on door]
What the...
Wow! You look like a Bratz Doll
won a beauty pageant at Burning Man.
‐ Thank you!
[engine idling]
[bass beats on stereo]
‐ What is that?
‐ It's a party bus
full of your best friends.
[cheering and laughter]
‐ A party bus?
‐ Ruby got one for us.
‐ [sighs] Well, I'm glad the gifts
aren't getting excessive.
Are there diamond‐encrusted
California rolls available on the bus,
or do you have wait
till you get inside for that?
‐ Okay, what is going on?
‐ Nothing,
I'm just not into getting into a party bus
to go to a music festival at 11 AM.
‐ This is about Ruby, isn't it?
‐ No! No.
‐ Just say it.
‐ Yeah! It's about Ruby.
She's been zero to 100.
The gifts, the showing up all the time.
She makes all my Spidey senses tingle.
‐ Look, I know she
comes on a little strong,
but that's just her way of trying
to make friends. And she likes you.
Look, I really want us
to experience this together.
‐ This is her thing.
We have Greece.
I'm good, really.
‐ Okay. Love you.
‐ Love you.
[bass beats continue]
[sighs]
[turns up volume]
[TV chatter]
[flipping channels]
[meow]
Look, I agree with you.
It was extremely sweet of Madison
to come here to try to convince me.
[purring]
Is it working? The more time goes by,
am I starting to regret not going?
You tell me.
CAT LADY [on TV]:
Hey!
Listen up!
♪
This is your brain.
[crack]
And this is your brain on drugs.
‐ Yeah. Bad. Heard that before.
‐ And these are your
friends' brains on drugs...
having a great time without you.
‐ What now?
‐ Not doing drugs with
your friends can cause FOMO.
‐ Your friends are with me now, Jules.
‐ The effects of FOMO are devastating.
‐ So, you can just stay home.
On the couch!
CAT LADY: The effects of FOMO
will ruin your life. Come on!
Lighten up! Do the right thing!
[scoffs]
Brought to you by the partnership
of a FOMO‐free America.
[ding]
‐ Fine, I'll go!
♪ Just As Much by Delaney Jane ♪
‐ Happy Pink Summer Festival.
Uh, sorry to bother.
Do you know where the VIP entrance is?
‐ This is the VIP line. The general
admission line ends in Long Beach.
♪ I know I'm really not supposed to ♪
♪ Be around you like I used to ♪
♪ Still, I find every excuse to ♪
[indistinct chatter]
‐ Stella, this is like
looking at a lioness
who's been in captivity
and is now back in the wild.
‐ [sighs] Music festivals
are my natural habitat.
[phone buzzing]
♪
‐ Jules?
‐ I'm here. Not a drill. I came.
‐ What, you did? Jules is here!
IZZY/STELLA: Yay!
‐ But this line ends
in another area code,
so, uh, it's gonna be a hot minute.
MADISON [on phone]:
She says she's stuck in line.
♪
‐ Jules, how long are you gonna be?
‐ Uh, somewhere between
an hour and two years.
‐ Perfect. Rozzi goes on at 4:00.
It's, like, 2:00 now,
and the molly takes about an hour to hit.
So, when you get to the front of the line,
take your pill, okay?
That'll give you the perfect
amount of time to come and find us
and have our rolls
sync up at the same time.
‐ So, you are to drug trips what
Madison is to vacation itineraries?
‐ Jules, this is me.
Who else in the world would you trust
to shepherd you through this experience?
‐ Fine. Okay, FOMO. I'll do it.
‐ Jules is gonna do drugs!
‐ Yes!
‐ Yes!
‐ Okay, I'll see you
on the other side. Bye.
[women cheering]
‐ Hoo! Mm.
Looks like it's time to take
my daily birth control pill,
like a normal everyday woman.
‐ You can just do drugs. No one cares.
‐ Oh.
Hey there.
One VIP to the big show.
[scanning, beeping]
‐ Um, it's not working.
‐ [nervous laugh] Uh,
no, that's impossible.
My friends have the same wristband,
and they're already inside.
‐ Uh‐huh...
‐ Let me call them.
I literally had full bars
five seconds ago. Shit.
This is all Ruby's fault!
She gave me a bum wristband!
You know what? This is exactly why
I told Madison about my Spidey senses.
Now, I'm gonna be high on drugs
with no friends and no shepherd,
completely by myself!
[crowd clamoring]
Everybody calm down!
[laughing, cheering]
‐ [sighs] Did everyone take theirs?
‐ Done and done.
I also think I'm done with cheese.
I don't think I can do cheese and molly.
‐ I'm so excited. I feel like a teen.
But like a hot troubled teen
played by someone who's 24.
[gasps] Like a teen from Euphoria.
‐ Mm.
RUBY:
Mads!
Let's go to the artist tent. I wanna
introduce you to this band I rep,
Cherry Mango. Very Tame Impala.
I'm touring with her
and her band in Australia.
‐ Yeah, I'd love to meet her.
But we're just waiting for Jules.
She came!
But, she's stuck in line.
‐ Oh my god, she did!
Amazing. So happy she's coming.
But, maybe we can pop by quickly?
They have to sound check
soon at the other stage.
‐ Go. It's all good.
She's probably still waiting.
‐ Okay, we'll meet like in 45 minutes?
Right before Rozzi?
‐ Yeah.
‐ Yeah! [laughs]
‐ I feel like now that I'm single,
I should probably hook up with someone.
It is a music festival.
‐ Yeah. I mean,
there's like two guys here,
and I'm pretty sure
they're together, but hey.
Your heart says rebound. Go get 'em.
‐ Did either of them check me out at all?
‐ Ah!
Still no bars?
What is this, the ocean floor?
[festival chatter]
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[clears throat]
I got this amp thing.
‐ Hi. Um,
what band are you with?
‐ [laughs] What?
‐ Who's that little amp belong to?
Wh‐what band?
‐ Uh, the Michelle...
Carlton Dolls?
‐ That sounds like you're
just combining, um,
Michelle Branch, Vanessa Carlton,
and the Pussycat Dolls.
‐ Honestly, sounds like a fun concept.
‐ I‐‐ [sighs] You're just...
You're just a terrible liar!
I gotta take you to festival jail.
‐ What?
‐ Hands. Festival rules.
JULES:
I have to be somewhere.
‐ I mean, is there one band
that you know of here?
Like, why do you even wanna be here?
‐ For... the... vibe.
‐ The vibe?
‐ Yeah, the vibes.
‐ What is this? I thought
we were going to the EDM tent
with the DJ girl who throws pies.
‐ Shh!
STELLA: You need to hear this.
♪ acoustic music ♪
Just listen, okay? This song is amazing.
She's singing about her breakup.
[Izzy sighs]
♪ strumming guitar ♪
♪ There's a hotel bar across the street ♪
♪ Where the girls drink too much ♪
♪ They get their rooms for cheap ♪
[quiet crying]
♪ If I wanna be a pilot ♪
[sobbing]
♪ Flying to everything ♪
[sobbing]
♪ But the skies... ♪
[blows raspberry]
GUARD:
Alright, I'm putting you in here.
Go ahead. I'll let you out
when the last band plays.
‐ Please, if you just
let me go to the VIP tent
and find Madison Maxwell,
she can clear all this up.
‐ St. Vincent.
Angel Olsen. Vagabon. Mitski.
There's literally a‐a cavalcade
of female artists
you could've chosen, but no! Not one!
I'm not upset
that you tried to sneak in.
I'm upset at how badly you tried.
It's embarrassing! It's herstory!
You gotta do better!
Sarah McLachlan, I would've taken.
I would've accepted it.
She's not even here!
She's not even here.
♪
‐ I'm Zelda.
‐ Like the video game?
‐ My parents are millennials,
and nerds, so yes.
What are you in for?
‐ [sighs] My VIP pass didn't work,
and my phone had no service,
so I tried to sneak in to meet up
with my friends before I get...
Uh, how old are you?
‐ 17.
‐ That's probably old enough.
Before I get very high.
What are you in for?
‐ One of my friends
snuck in a sunscreen bottle
of Malibu rum,
and we were passing
it around. It was gross.
‐ To be fair, it normally tastes
like sunscreen, so... Go on.
‐ Then security came, and they ditched me,
like the worst friends of all time,
so that I'd be the one to get busted.
‐ Are you sure
they ditched you on purpose?
‐ They've all been jealous of me
ever since I started dating Denver.
He's a freshman at UCLA.
God, I'm so getting new friends
as soon as I get into college.
Honestly, I'm thinking of going
to UCLA where Denver goes.
‐ Couple things. Don't do that.
Any of that.
As someone 100 years older than you,
trust me.
Don't ditch your friends for a guy.
‐ Yeah, but Denver's different.
He's, like, really cool.
‐ Yeah, he isn't. But even if he is,
it doesn't matter. Your friends do.
I made this mistake once,
and I almost lost mine.
‐ But, they ditched me.
How do I know I can trust them?
‐ Yeah, that's tough.
I almost didn't come today because
I didn't trust my best friend's judgment.
‐ About what?
‐ About this girl
who makes it pretty hard to do that,
but that's how friends work.
Even if it's hard,
you trust each other and you show up,
give each other the benefit of the doubt.
‐ I guess.
But even if I wanted to make up with them,
we're stuck in here, so...
JULES:
Wait, where'd she go?
[music playing, crowd cheering]
‐ I think this is our opening.
We should make a run for it.
‐ Well yeah, except we're both zip‐tied.
Are you in the circus?
‐ Nah, I'm just 17.
[gasps]
‐ Bless your rubber baby bones.
‐ Shh!
JULES:
I'm running out of time.
I've got 20 minutes
before the drugs hit.
Okay, that's not happening.
♪
‐ I see through what you're trying to do,
and I told you guys
I am not in mourning.
I do not need to cry.
‐ Okay, I'm just worried about you.
It's not good to bottle up your feelings
about this breakup,
unless you're really honestly okay.
‐ Stella!
‐ Marigold!
‐ It's Stella.
You literally just called my name.
‐ Stella!
‐ Yeah, you are tripping.
‐ [laughs] Well, hard to say.
We did a Kambo ceremony,
then some ketamine pops.
‐ Oh.
‐ What are those words?
‐ Uh, Kambo is from
an Amazonian tree frog,
and ketamine is from a drug dealer.
‐ You want a K‐pop?
‐ You know what? I'm on so much
shit already, but thank you.
[both laugh]
‐ You've really lived a life.
‐ Yeah.
‐ Wow, can't believe we got away.
I never get away! With anything ever!
‐ I think I'm just gonna get outta here.
Denver's probably really worried about me.
‐ I thought we escaped to find your
friends. My wisdom meant nothing to you?
‐ How are we supposed to find them?
There's, like, a billion girls here.
That all look the same.
JULES:
We need a better vantage point.
I have an idea.
So, just grab something,
and pretend you know what you're doing.
‐ That's your plan? Hijinks?
This is very retro '90s sitcom.
‐ Okay,
please don't use "retro" and "'90s"
in the same sentence.
Okay, let's try this again.
‐ Hold up. Who are you two?
‐ Uh, we're with the band. With, uh‐‐
‐ Bleached.
‐ Teenage girls really do like
to dress like individuals
in the exact same way.
‐ Oh my god, I think I see them.
Madeline! Claire! Up here!
[crowd chatter]
‐ There she is!
‐ Awesome, we found them.
Alright, let's go.
‐ Hey there.
‐ Holy shit.
You're the Clavin Sisters.
You're Bleached.
‐ You're Bleached.
‐ Yep.
‐ Uh, well, we should get out of your way.
‐ What are your names?
‐ Oh, I'm Jules, and this is Zelda.
JESSICA: Cool.
Well, we have to go on now.
You can stay here if you want.
‐ Oh my god, yeah! Yes.
‐ Oh! Okay.
‐ Hey, Los Angeles. We're Bleached,
and these are our new friends,
Jules and Zelda.
♪ Stupid boys ♪
♪ With broken hearts ♪
♪ Breaking into my sister's house ♪
♪ You're so high,
you tried to take my cup ♪
♪ Restraining order keeps you away ♪
♪ Throw it over my fence, no way ♪
♪ Slap baloney on my brand new car ♪
♪ You always take it, like, way too far ♪
♪ Take a picture of a pile of bills ♪
♪ Just enough to feed your cheap thrills ♪
♪ Stupid boys with ♪
♪ Broken hearts ♪
♪ Love to watch you ♪
♪ Fall apart ♪
♪ Stupid boys with broken hearts ♪
♪ Be a dick and call it art... ♪
‐ That was insane!
I cannot believe you just
sang with freaking Bleached!
FRIEND: We are so, so, so sorry.
We didn't mean to leave you
I thought you were right behind us,
and then you were gone.
‐ Yeah, we were so worried.
‐ Okay. Reunited, and it feels so good.
Warms my elderly heart.
I really do have to find my friends
before I burst into a cloud of glitter
or whatever this drug does.
‐ Thank you.
‐ Don't make me cry. I already feel old.
♪ song continues ♪
‐ I wonder where Jules could be.
‐ We should go.
‐ No, it's okay. Stella and Izzy
went ahead to get us a good spot.
‐ I made it!
‐ [gasps] Oh my god!
‐ You made it!
‐ Thanks for doing this, Ruby.
It was really cool of you.
‐ Aw, thanks, Jules.
[laughs]
‐ I'm so happy you got here.
‐ I gotta swing by the other stage,
but I just wanted to say
I'm so excited to have
you on board, Madison.
Australia's gonna be dope.
‐ No, it was so nice meeting you.
‐ Likewise. Mm‐hmm.
‐ Talk soon?
‐ Wait, what? What did she say? Australia?
‐ Well, it all just happened.
I‐I was gonna talk to you.
Cherry is repped by Hillslope,
so Ruby is going on her
Australian tour next month,
and they wanna travel
with someone to cover publicity, so...
‐ Next month?
What does that mean for Greece?
‐ Well, it means...
I guess I can't go.
♪
‐ Wait, so you're just canceling our
birthday trip? That was your idea.
‐ This is a work thing. You know I need
to get my career back on track by 30.
‐ Yeah, I know you think you need that,
and you're still fixated on it apparently.
What happened to letting go
and making space and new us?
‐ This is an insane opportunity
that I'm afraid to miss out on.
I mean, this could lead to
a position at Hillslope permanently.
‐ I can't believe this.
Ruby planned this whole thing!
‐ Okay, don't blame Ruby
because you're mad at me.
♪ music gets louder ♪
[heart beating]
♪ I'm hallucinating ♪
♪
♪ I'm hallucinating ♪
It's really fucked up, Jules.
You don't trust me.
‐ [in slow‐motion]: No.
I don't trust her.
My wristband didn't work.
She is trying to come between us.
God, your eyes are so...
pretty right now!
‐ Your hair is so shiny.
You're jealous, and you don't have to be!
‐ I'm so mad right now,
but I just wanna hug you!
‐ I am also mad,
but I'm so smiley!
RUBY [in slow motion]
Mads, Jules...
[normal voice]
Come on, we're gonna miss Rozzi!
BOTH:
Rozzi...
♪
♪
‐ So, you feeling it yet?
‐ Hm... I think so.
[both laugh]
I feel like I'm swimming,
but, like, in my lip gloss.
‐ Hm.
I know. Feels amazing.
[both laugh]
‐ It does?
‐ Totally.
So good.
‐ Wait, wait.
I saw you leave this on the party bus.
I think on purpose,
and you've kinda been
lying to everybody all day.
You lied to your druggie friends, too.
‐ Uh, yeah...
‐ What's going on? I thought
you loved being a magical drug fairy.
‐ Oh, I do!
I do... I‐I did...
But, then I thought about
being too hungover tomorrow.
You know, and I'm going to
the beach with Liv and Bruno,
and I just don't wanna
miss out on it, you know?
‐ Oh my god!
[sobbing] It's all so fucked up!
Liam... I'm so fucked up!
[crying]
‐ D‐did you not take your pill either?
‐ I did take it. It's just my sadness
is stronger than the drugs.
[sobbing]
Oh my god, I've been lying to you!
‐ Okay. It's okay.
‐ It's fucked up!
‐ Let it out, okay?
‐ I'm so stupid.
‐ No, no, no.
[sobbing]
Do you wanna take another one?
♪
[muffled crowd chatter]
[cheering]
‐ What's up, ladies!
Hey Pink, I'm Rozzi!
This one's for all
the best friends out there.
[cheering]
♪ I wanna go to a party and only talk ♪
♪ To you ♪
♪ Stay at home on the phone ♪
♪ Maybe for an hour or two ♪
♪ When I'm kind of sick of everyone ♪
♪ Everyone but you ♪
♪ Let's go to Sheryl Crow karaoke ♪
♪ It's all I want to do ♪
♪ If I was ever gonna get a tattoo ♪
♪ I wanna get a half
a heart to match you ♪
♪ It's you, you and me till the end ♪
♪ Wrote a best friend song
for my best friend ♪
♪ If you say you wanna do some mushrooms ♪
♪ I'd take what you give me
'cause I trust you ♪
♪ It's you, you and me till the end ♪
♪ Wrote a best friend song
for my best friend... ♪
[phone buzzing]
♪ Wrote a best friend song
for my best friend ♪
♪ Wrote a best friend song
for my best friend ♪
♪ I thought about leaving
so I know how it ends ♪
♪
♪ Disappear without a trace ♪
♪ Losing you, but saving face ♪
♪ It's so unlike me ♪
♪ I never really like anyone ♪
♪ It's almost blinding ♪
♪ I have to look away not to come undone ♪
♪ But, if I'm telling the truth ♪
♪ 'Cause my heart won't let me lie ♪
♪ Oh, I only see you ♪
♪ Every time I close my eyes ♪
♪ I can't fight these visions ♪
♪ Visions ♪
♪ Visions of what I'd be
missing without you ♪
♪ Visions, visions ♪
♪ Visions of what I'd be
missing without you ♪
♪ Run, run, run ♪
♪ Visions of what I'd be missing... ♪