Doggystyle (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Hjemløs - full transcript
Asta dreams of being loved and admired. She chases a career as an actor. But right now Asta lacks a place to live. However, it is not easy to find housing in Copenhagen. Maybe Asta has to go home to her parents?
Sorry.
Okay, great, Asta.
Super Good. Thanks.
It was so nice.
We roll right on.
Need a napkin?
- No thanks, that's fine.
- Super.
- Hello. - Hi, bargain.
Wow, it's fat. It will
make him ash happy.
- Are you going to bring it in?
- Yes, don't you?
- What kind of movie is that?
- Askes.
- Yes, but what is it about?
- Well, the profits go to House Past.
Hey. What are you
doing here? No, how nice.
- Hi.
- She knows Ash, so that's why.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hi. - Hi. Lovely, you came.
It's so Asta, and
it's my friend Allan.
- Well, so it's Asta.
- It's me, Asta.
- Ash has told you a lot.
- Well, have you?
You always talk about Asta.
- If he doesn't lie too much.
- About what?
He only says sweet things all the time.
Continually.
Well, I also think we should
go over and talk to Sigurd.
We just have to go out and
prepare a little show we do.
- Well okay. Cool.
- Come on, Ash. Okay, come on.
Yes.
What the hell is going on?
Fuck, I forgot to call my mom.
- Are you going to borrow money?
- I've been offered a room.
Why didn't Ash make
that movie about you?
Fuck you!
- You must be able to find something cheaper.
- What about a dorm room?
- I'm not a student.
- What about a club room?
Can't you just help me?
I'll be out on Wednesday.
DKK 7000 is not
very much in here.
We can't keep paying.
Come home and we
will make a plan for you.
I have to go. Bye Bye.
- Oh, how annoying!
- It should...
- But what should I do?
- First you get into the dot.
And then we do some magic.
They are mega sweet and laid back.
It's going to be
crazy good. Promise.
You don't bother staying at Kgs. Nytorv.
Right now I mostly go to a lot
of castings on movies and series.
Unfortunately, I got a
rejection from the acting school.
But I keep searching. Then
I have to see what happens.
What is your relationship
with your genitals?
- We are experimenting quite a lot.
- But it's very good, I think.
We came to talk about the fact
that I can't remember if you're shaved.
- So I'm not that smooth.
- Perfect.
It's not terribly crucial. It was only
because we talked about it earlier.
- What is your favorite food?
- So I really love food.
But if I have to say something,
then... It's a little embarrassing.
But... I love sausages.
Especially those sausage snacks
that are at the box when shopping.
It's pretty revealing when it rolls
out of my pockets of sausage paper -
- and old French hot
dogs. It's not the supersex.
So we're pretty vegan, so...
- I don't have to eat meat.
- Nobody needs it.
I love vegan.
Why did you also
ask about my dish?
I thought you knew
we are mega-vegan.
- What about it in Brønshøj?
- I don't mind living in Brønshøj.
But then... Then take
care of your parents.
- I'm not going to live there.
- Consider it.
In a little while, it's summer. Your
mother is cooking the killer for you.
You do not have to pay rent.
Sometimes you just
have to shake the bag.
- Just until you find something else.
- I can't find a place to live!
You really didn't help me.
Shouldn't you read poetry?
- Yes, but shouldn't you?
- I do not want.
Hi, Asta.
Uuuh!
Oh, I'm coming. I
am coming. Oh! Oh!
- Do you miss me when I'm not here?
- Sometimes.
- Don't you ever have a girlfriend?
- I'm not the monogamous type.
You can have a girlfriend and
see others at the same time.
Doesn't it matter that you
call yourself boyfriends?
But wouldn't it be nice
if I lived in your bed?
Yes...
But what if I wanted to
invite someone else home?
- I can't do that.
- I can cook for you.
- You can't cook then.
- I'm sick of it.
- Why don't you become a cook?
- What do you mean?
- Instead of an actor.
- Do you think I'm bad?
No, but if you're sick of
cooking, you might have to.
- You think I'm bad.
- Stop it. You are delicious.
I just don't bother moving home.
- Was that all? - Yes.
- It wasn't that much then.
- It's a pretty small room, too.
It will now be nice
to get you home.
- Hi Mom. - Hey darling.
Hi, Ida.
Hey. How nice to get you home.
- It's only a couple of weeks.
- Yes.
Ida has been looking
forward to coming.
Can you see she's got a new
chair? Superfed chair, that is.
- No, should we have curries in curry?
- Show Asta the rodeo mode.
Rodeo mode?
- Isn't she getting bad?
- She threw up a little on Monday.
- Don't drink coffee now.
- I guess so.
- Do you need a cortado?
- You've probably become modern.
- Yes, we are not completely lost.
- Shall you have?
- A flat white on oat milk, please.
- A fat white on oat milk?
It does not matter.
I need nothing.
I have a "lungo intenso".
A fat white on oat milk?
- Flat white, Dad!
- I've never heard of that.
Danish texts: Nanette
Skjødt Sørensen - Subline
Okay, great, Asta.
Super Good. Thanks.
It was so nice.
We roll right on.
Need a napkin?
- No thanks, that's fine.
- Super.
- Hello. - Hi, bargain.
Wow, it's fat. It will
make him ash happy.
- Are you going to bring it in?
- Yes, don't you?
- What kind of movie is that?
- Askes.
- Yes, but what is it about?
- Well, the profits go to House Past.
Hey. What are you
doing here? No, how nice.
- Hi.
- She knows Ash, so that's why.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hi. - Hi. Lovely, you came.
It's so Asta, and
it's my friend Allan.
- Well, so it's Asta.
- It's me, Asta.
- Ash has told you a lot.
- Well, have you?
You always talk about Asta.
- If he doesn't lie too much.
- About what?
He only says sweet things all the time.
Continually.
Well, I also think we should
go over and talk to Sigurd.
We just have to go out and
prepare a little show we do.
- Well okay. Cool.
- Come on, Ash. Okay, come on.
Yes.
What the hell is going on?
Fuck, I forgot to call my mom.
- Are you going to borrow money?
- I've been offered a room.
Why didn't Ash make
that movie about you?
Fuck you!
- You must be able to find something cheaper.
- What about a dorm room?
- I'm not a student.
- What about a club room?
Can't you just help me?
I'll be out on Wednesday.
DKK 7000 is not
very much in here.
We can't keep paying.
Come home and we
will make a plan for you.
I have to go. Bye Bye.
- Oh, how annoying!
- It should...
- But what should I do?
- First you get into the dot.
And then we do some magic.
They are mega sweet and laid back.
It's going to be
crazy good. Promise.
You don't bother staying at Kgs. Nytorv.
Right now I mostly go to a lot
of castings on movies and series.
Unfortunately, I got a
rejection from the acting school.
But I keep searching. Then
I have to see what happens.
What is your relationship
with your genitals?
- We are experimenting quite a lot.
- But it's very good, I think.
We came to talk about the fact
that I can't remember if you're shaved.
- So I'm not that smooth.
- Perfect.
It's not terribly crucial. It was only
because we talked about it earlier.
- What is your favorite food?
- So I really love food.
But if I have to say something,
then... It's a little embarrassing.
But... I love sausages.
Especially those sausage snacks
that are at the box when shopping.
It's pretty revealing when it rolls
out of my pockets of sausage paper -
- and old French hot
dogs. It's not the supersex.
So we're pretty vegan, so...
- I don't have to eat meat.
- Nobody needs it.
I love vegan.
Why did you also
ask about my dish?
I thought you knew
we are mega-vegan.
- What about it in Brønshøj?
- I don't mind living in Brønshøj.
But then... Then take
care of your parents.
- I'm not going to live there.
- Consider it.
In a little while, it's summer. Your
mother is cooking the killer for you.
You do not have to pay rent.
Sometimes you just
have to shake the bag.
- Just until you find something else.
- I can't find a place to live!
You really didn't help me.
Shouldn't you read poetry?
- Yes, but shouldn't you?
- I do not want.
Hi, Asta.
Uuuh!
Oh, I'm coming. I
am coming. Oh! Oh!
- Do you miss me when I'm not here?
- Sometimes.
- Don't you ever have a girlfriend?
- I'm not the monogamous type.
You can have a girlfriend and
see others at the same time.
Doesn't it matter that you
call yourself boyfriends?
But wouldn't it be nice
if I lived in your bed?
Yes...
But what if I wanted to
invite someone else home?
- I can't do that.
- I can cook for you.
- You can't cook then.
- I'm sick of it.
- Why don't you become a cook?
- What do you mean?
- Instead of an actor.
- Do you think I'm bad?
No, but if you're sick of
cooking, you might have to.
- You think I'm bad.
- Stop it. You are delicious.
I just don't bother moving home.
- Was that all? - Yes.
- It wasn't that much then.
- It's a pretty small room, too.
It will now be nice
to get you home.
- Hi Mom. - Hey darling.
Hi, Ida.
Hey. How nice to get you home.
- It's only a couple of weeks.
- Yes.
Ida has been looking
forward to coming.
Can you see she's got a new
chair? Superfed chair, that is.
- No, should we have curries in curry?
- Show Asta the rodeo mode.
Rodeo mode?
- Isn't she getting bad?
- She threw up a little on Monday.
- Don't drink coffee now.
- I guess so.
- Do you need a cortado?
- You've probably become modern.
- Yes, we are not completely lost.
- Shall you have?
- A flat white on oat milk, please.
- A fat white on oat milk?
It does not matter.
I need nothing.
I have a "lungo intenso".
A fat white on oat milk?
- Flat white, Dad!
- I've never heard of that.
Danish texts: Nanette
Skjødt Sørensen - Subline