Doc Martin (2004–…): Season 8, Episode 6 - Accidental Hero - full transcript

You've changed the rota.

You don't mind, do you?

I've got an extra lecture on Thursday.

I thought it was just one day a week.

It is, but Sam thought it
would be good for me to attend.

- Who?
- Professor Bradman.

- Ow!
- What?

James just bit me.

Did he draw blood?

No. Why did you bite Mummy?

I'll get it.



I've come to pick up Louisa.

Mrs Ellingham. Louisa!

Your taxi's here.

- What taxi?
- You can wait outside.

- She knows you're coming.
- Martin, I told you.

Tina's on my course.
She's giving me a lift.

- Hi, Tina.
- Oh, right.

Sorry I'm late. My eldest was
a nightmare this morning.

Enjoy this age while it lasts.

- Careful, he may bite.
- Martin.

See you later, Martin.

James, be a good boy, please.

Bye!

Bye-bye, Mummy.



He's coming!

Good morning, Doctor. The
notes for your first patient.

- Trevor Dodds!
- Who are you?

Emily. She's covering for
me for a few days, remember?

- No.
- Worked at Delabole dentist's.

Right. Oh.

Dodds, follow me.

Um... He says good morning

and he looks forward to working with you.

Thanks so much for the lift.
Catching the bus was a pain.

No problem.

I've never been mistaken
for a taxi driver before!

Is your husband always that rude?

No. Well...

I wonder if that's where your
son's aggression comes from.

- What do you mean?
- His biting.

Chapter five of the course book
does suggest that such behaviour

can result from children feeling stressed

or not correctly bonding
with their caregiver.

Then again, sometimes
they're just teething.

They bite, they learn
not to. And that's that.

Hm... your blood glucose level is high.

Are you remembering to
take your medication?

I've been trying to, Doc. But
what with the wife leaving me,

and the shop going bust,
things have been hectic.

Doesn't make a difference.
Take your Metformin

and monitor your blood glucose levels.

Look straight ahead.

- I was wondering...
- Stop talking.

- Do you suppose...
- Sshh!

Right, go ahead.

Could the reading be to
do with the other thing?

What other thing?

It stings, you know, when I go.

I'd need a sample of your urine.

Now? I just been!

Go into the waiting room
until you can go again.

- What's that?
- Prime rib-eye steak.

And only £15 a kilo to you!

No, thank you.

Oh, I see what you're saying.

You want a discount. All right,
13 quid, but you're killing me!

No, I don't want a discount.
Take it off my desk.

Give in your sample. Make an
appointment to get your results.

And don't forget to take your medication.

Just need a second to get
my stuff. See you in there.

Thanks for the lift.

Louisa? Louisa Glasson?

I thought it was you.

Daisy Tyler. You taught me in year six.

Oh, how could I forget? Hello, Daisy.

And it's Mrs Ellingham now.

Really? Someone married you?

That's great. What are you doing here?

- I'm a student.
- A mature student?

That's very brave at your age.

Thank you, Daisy. What are you studying?

Transferred to Child And
Adolescent Counselling.

Ah, that's the same course as me.

Hm. Hope you're a better
student than you were a teacher!

I'm surprised you remember.

You spent your time
staring out the window!

See you in there.

- No.
- No, no, you can't have that.

- Your teeth!
- Teeth.

Can I interest you in
a tour of the station?

No. No, thank you.

- It's happened again.
- What did?

What do you think? Another
three sheep stolen last night.

Three last month and now
these. You've done nothing.

Well, it's an ongoing investigation.

You're standing there
handing out chocolates!

You should be putting fliers
up about my missing animals.

Or checking up on likely suspects --

doing something!

Do you want to come in and file a report?

- Have a tour of the station?
- No!

Consider this me filing the report.

Again.

Hannah! I'm heading home.
What are you doing here?

I'm popping in to see the
Doc. I'll pick you up later.

OK.

Hannah Butler!

- Not here yet.
- Yes, I am.

Come through.

It's all I could squeeze out.

That is disgusting.

They came up a couple of
days ago. They look awful.

I'd need to take a swab.

What do you do for a living?

- I'm a farmer.
- Keep livestock?

Sheep. But there's no
money in it any more.

My dad retired and left me the farm.

Now I'm trying to diversify,
though. Glamping holidays.

Really? The tests will confirm
it, but I suspect you have orf.

- Orf?
- It's an exanthemous disease.

Caused by the parapox virus.

Mostly common in goats and sheep.

- I know what it is.
- Self-limiting in humans.

So it should clear up on its
own between three to six weeks.

- Give me your hand.
- So my flock must have it.

Great, just what I need!

It's extremely contagious.

Change the dressing and wash your hand

after handling your livestock.

Not one person wanted
a tour of the station.

Apart from Chippy Miller. I'm
sure he just wanted the toilet.

How am I supposed to meet
the Chief Constable's target

for community engagement

if no one's interested in law and order?

I'm not sure I'm the right
person to answer that, mate.

Don't suppose you're interested
in a joint community project --

promote responsible drinking maybe?

Not this week. Morwenna's
taking me away on a break.

- Looking forward to it.
- After that?

Um... No.

File those for me, please.

- What's infectious mono...
- Infectious mononucleosis.

- It's glandular fever. Why?
- Called the kissing disease?

That's a trite term for it, yes.

- That bloody liar!
- I beg your pardon?

He said he only had a sore throat.

But it says here that he
had this mononucleo-thingy.

And so did Sophie Stone.

I think we all know where
he got that, don't we?

You can't read patients' notes!
They're highly confidential!

He's my boyfriend. Or was.

You've no right to go nosing
around in his medical history!

Don't shout at me. I just been cheated on!

- Where are you going?
- I don't need this.

I was only doing Morwenna
a favour. Tosser!

Great.

Right, there you go, love.

Pound of sausages, please, Trevor.

Don't suppose I could interest
you in a bulk order for the pub?

Special mates rates.

- How special?
- 40 quid.

And I'll throw in the sausages.

The thing is, I've only got a 20.

No, I need the money today. I
got my suppliers chasing me.

I promise I'll give it to
you next time I see you.

- Go on, then.
- Good boy.

Yes, sir? What can I get you?

The Social Cognition
and the Theory of Mind.

Descartes' Second Meditation
set out much of the groundwork

for the science of the mind.

The two most prominent
contrasting approaches

to the Theory of Mind are
theory-theory and... what?

Anyone? Daisy?

- Saturation theory.
- Oh...

I think you mean simulation theory.

I think I know what I mean.

Actually, simulation theory is right.

And the two greatest
exponents of the theory?

Oh, um... it's...

I do know this. It's in chapter two.

Just...

Oh, it was Sam Bradman.

Um... that's my name.

Right. Sorry.

Anyone else? Louisa?

Alvin Goldman and Robert...

- Godwin.
- Gordon.

- Gordon.
- Very good, Louisa.

So, moving on...

- Joe.
- Ruth. How are you?

- I'm very well, thank you.
- Good.

Good.

I'm also wondering why you're here.

Yes, I was... sort of...
looking for someone to talk to.

Well, more someone who'll listen.

And I was wondering, you
being a psychiatrist,

if you'd consider taking
me on as a patient.

- I'm a forensic psychiatrist.
- That's fine.

No. I'm not the sort of
psychiatrist you're after.

I know. Yes, forensic
psychiatrist. Of course.

I can give you 20 minutes.

Here, boy! Got a present for you.

Meat? I've told you, Dad,
we're not doing food.

This is different.

Trevor Dodds made me an
offer that I couldn't miss.

- One day, summer barbecue.
- Dad, you know how this works.

I'm in charge.

All buying decisions have
to be approved by me.

That's exactly what I'm
going to do next time.

- No...
- Now go. Morwenna will be here.

- What would you like?
- Pint of Yardley's, please.

I get so lonely.

The only friendships I have
are with Al and the Doc.

And they're... You know.

Imaginary?

Busy all the time.

I suppose it's for the best.

Everyone I get close to leaves me --

my wife Maggie, Janice... even Clive.

If it's any consolation,

it's not uncommon for figures of
authority in small communities

to have feelings of isolation.

So... you're saying my loneliness

is a sort of cross my
uniform forces me to wear?

Well...

The price I have to pay

for keeping the citizens of Portwenn safe?

I wouldn't go that far.

In many ways, it's like
I'm the lone sheriff

in a lawless frontier town.

Biscuit?

Thanks, Ruth. But duty calls.

I know I'm giving you the place for free,

but you're here to give
me your honest feedback.

- So no holding back.
- I'm sure it'll be great!

I hope so.

But we all know how hard it is
to start this type of business.

And... I want to learn
from your failures, Al.

Very wise.

So how's it going with Al?

Yeah, so far, so good.

What on earth is that?

That is an alpaca. Someone's
been stealing my sheep.

It's meant to protect them,
but fat lot of use it is.

I just lost another three.

Not far now.

I thought we'd be closer to the farmhouse.

No, this is the real thing.

I'm billing these glamping holidays

as a chance for city folk to
really get away from it all.

- And there it is.
- Is that it?

Here we go. Your home away from
home for the next three nights.

A luxury glamping experience.

What's that?

State of the art solar
shower and composting toilet.

- Ooh!
- And all this.

Hannah, it's lovely.

Come on, I'll show you inside.

I got the yurt online.

But it's the furnishings that make it.

Oh, it looks lovely, Hannah.

Thank you, Morwenna.

That is exactly the kind
of feedback I'm after.

So...

- Hello.
- How was your day?

Terrible. Morwenna's
decided to take time off

with absolutely no warning.

Then she appointed a
temporary receptionist

who started crying and ran away.

- I'm sorry to hear that.
- Yes. How was your day?

It was very strange. One
of my old pupils was there.

What, as a case study?

No, as a student. But she should be.

- Why?
- She's rude.

She's tricky. She's probably a sociopath.

I see. A local girl.

Um... there was an
incident at nursery today.

What happened?

James bit another child.

It's just a phase. A lot
of children go through it.

- Did you?
- No, not that I remember.

What about you? Were you a biter?

We shouldn't use the word biter, Martin.

It's a good word for someone who bites.

It can lead to a child giving
themselves that identity.

And then... Well, making
it worse or something.

- What?
- Oh, I don't know.

I had a child in year
three who bit people,

now he's in a youth detention centre.

That's not going to happen to James.

If he keeps biting, he
won't have any friends.

He's 18 months old. Does he need friends?

Coming!

Martin! Martin?

- Ohh!
- Martin!

Oh! Stupid dog tripped me up!

He didn't, but... Does it hurt?

Ow!

Ohh!

Go through to the consulting room.

- Ohh!
- Careful.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Ohh!

What can I do?

Pull the scanner over, please.

- I'll do it.
- OK.

Ohh!

- And the sock too, please.
- Yes. Sorry.

And pass me the transducer, please.

OK, just...

- Ah.
- What is it, Martin?

It's a lateral ligament tear.

Only a small one, but
it will need binding.

Call in at the pharmacy. Ask Mrs Tishell

if she's got a large
inflatable foot splint.

If she hasn't, ask her
to order one, please.

Are you going to cope on your own?

You haven't got a receptionist.

- Yes, I'll be fine.
- Sure?

- Just bind it up.
- Martin...

How did you sleep?

I didn't. Mor, it's freezing in here.

I know.

On the plus side, we are here alone.

Yeah.

You and me.

Yeah...

Hello?

Hello?

I'm just looking for Hannah.
I've been examining her sheep.

Don't mind us. We're just in bed.

- Try the farmhouse.
- I already did. Not there.

She clearly isn't here, is she?

Oh, Angela. Morning. What
are you doing in here?

What is everyone doing in here?

It's bad news. As you suspected,
the entire flock has got orf.

It will pass without any
treatment in four to six weeks.

But keep a close eye on them.

Those lesions, if they spread,
can cause serious infection.

I won't have any livestock
left at this rate!

Somebody's stolen two more of my
sheep and now the bloody alpaca!

Sure it hasn't wandered
off somewhere warmer?

Did you hear any trucks
or vans last night?

With all the wind, we
wouldn't have heard a thing.

Did you know alpaca wool is resistant

to both flame and water?

How is that relevant? I
don't have time for this!

It cost a bloody fortune!

I need to call Penhale. Again.

Out of the way! Out of the way.

Move.

Trevor Dobbs!

Yep.

Er... Dodds.

Follow me.

Take a seat. What happened to your face?

You didn't have those bruises yesterday.

I walked into a door.

I had your test results back.

You have a urinary tract infection.

How did I get that?

Cystitis. Very common in men of your age.

Ordinarily, I'd suggest a
painkiller, plenty of fluids

till the symptoms pass.

But because of your diabetes,
I'll write you a prescription

for a short course of antibiotics.

There is something else, Doc.

Yes?

I got an itch now. Down there.

Down where?

Oh, whoa.. OK, onto the examination table.

Pull up your pants and trousers first.

Climb up and take them off.

Right.

Why didn't you tell me
about this yesterday?

I only noticed it this morning.

Yes, there's... a rash
and some blistering.

- That will explain the itch.
- What is it?

I don't know. Could be herpes simplex.

That's unlikely. I've not seen
anyone since the wife left.

I'd need to do a swab and
send it off for testing.

I reckon they escaped through here.

They weren't even in that field.

They must have used a truck
or a van to steal them.

Possibly.

Could be your animal jumped the
fence or just wandered off?

No! She's only four foot high.

First the sheep, now the alpaca.
No coincidence. This is theft.

First, we need to establish a motive.

Why would anyone want to steal an alpaca?

Because she's a guard alpaca
and she cost a bloody fortune.

- Very good.
- And it wouldn't be easy.

She's in season. So she
could be aggressive.

Hello, Joe.

Morwenna, Al! How's it hanging?

- Er...
- How was your first night?

Yeah, a bit cold, actually.

We could do with some blankets.

Or a heater.

And the screen on the toilet's broken.

Sorry, it's been a bit
mad here this morning.

But I will get it all sorted.

Sooner rather than later, yep?

Come to the farmhouse and
I'll find you a heater.

You'll need it. Weather forecast
says it will be rough tonight.

Oh, great.

Hey, why don't we get a
lift back home with Joe?

Do you want to spend another
night in that freezing tent?

No, not really.

But we did say we'd stay for three nights.

I feel bad going back on our word.

Maybe tonight will be better.

Next patient!

I just..

- God.
- Lord.

Dr Ellingham, here.

Yes. Thank you.

Thank you.

No Morwenna?

She's away for a few days.

She's not coming back now
you've hurt your foot?

I can't get in touch with her.

I can manage.

A busy doctor like you shouldn't have to.

I'll come over in the morning and cover.

Oh, no. That's not necessary.

Us medical professionals
must stick together!

See you first thing.

8:30 sharp!

Leave me alone.

Glad I caught you!

I was in the library
catching up with some work

and I ran into Professor Bradman.

He thought this might be useful for you.

- I marked chapters on biting.
- You told him about James?

Was it meant to be a secret?

I didn't want everyone to know.

I'm so sorry.

Half my mind's gummed up with VAT returns

and the other half with coursework.

Everything we learnt in the first week

has gone out of my head.

Are you all right? You seem a bit tense.

You can't park there.

No, I'm not stopping. Must dash.
Got to cook supper for my boys!

- See you tomorrow!
- Tomorrow?

I've got an extra lecture. How's the boot?

- Fine. Awkward.
- Ooh, wrong gear.

- Bye!
- Is she all right?

Yes, just a bit stressed from the course.

She's taken on a lot.

How long are you going to
have to wear that thing?

About ten days.

Morning, Dr Ellingham! I'll make a start!

Is that Mrs Tishell?

She's standing in for Morwenna.

- How did that happen?
- She offered. I needed help.

Martin, are you sure that's a good idea?

Yes, it's only temporary.

Ohh!

Ohh! Brr!

I think it's colder out
there than it was yesterday.

No, no! You are not bringing
your freezing cold body in here.

I'm gonna light the heater.

I can't get used to going to
the bathroom without a door.

It's like somebody's watching me.

Ohh!

This will help.

Bloody hell! Bloody hell!

- Al!
- Bloody hell!

It's OK. It's a little bit
of fire. I'll put it out.

Stamp on it!

Here you go.

Let me get this out.

Morwenna! Let me get the fuel.

Don't be ridiculous!

- Oh, God!
- Oh, no.

Come on!

Go!

Yeah, that's right! For one night only.

Be there or be square.

- Excuse me.
- Oh, just sit down!

Oh, I'll be right with you, Dr Ellingham.

I need Mr Ward's file.

I'm trying to locate them now.

I've had to reorganise
Morwenna's filing system.

- It's very haphazard.
- It works very efficiently.

Some test results came
in for Trevor Dodds.

I can print them out for you.

Don't worry, I'll look at them here.

Trevor Dodds is a butcher, isn't he?

- Yes.
- Get him...

Call him and have him come in immediately.

- Yes. Straight away.
- Mr Ward's notes!

- Straight away!
- Next patient!

Six cutlets coming right up.

On second thoughts, make that tomorrow.

Street trading licence, please, Trevor.

I really ought to get that.

- Licence.
- Come on, Joe.

Those things cost a packet.
Can't you give me a break?

How about some free
meat? Nice bit of steak.

I didn't hear that.

- I said how about...
- I meant I'm going to pretend

you didn't try and bribe
an officer of the law.

Move on. Next time, I
want to see that licence.

Cheers, Joe. Appreciate it.

I can't get hold of Mr
Dodds, Dr Ellingham.

Call PC Penhale and have him

come to the surgery as soon as possible.

Right away, Dr Ellingham.

Hannah!

I'm sorry I haven't fixed the screen yet.

I'll do it now. You don't need to leave.

Yeah, it's just um...

We sort of burnt the yurt down.

Sorry, for a moment I thought
you said you burnt my yurt down!

The paraffin heater leaked.
When I lit it, the rug went up.

- And then the whole thing.
- What?

In a way, it wasn't entirely our fault.

- In what way?
- Well, if it wasn't freezing

and if you hadn't given us a
heater that leaked, then...

I don't believe this!

You have ruined my business
before it's even started!

Sorry.

Oh...

Are you insured?

Chop chop, Louisa! We're late as it is!

OK, coming!

Come on.

I've been waiting. I've
been there since half-past.

Doc, you wanted to see me.

Yes, good. I want you to find a
patient of mine. Trevor Dodds.

- Is he in some sort of trouble?
- A public health issue.

Get hold of everyone Dodds sold meat to.

- Order them to destroy it.
- Why?

He risks passing orf onto the
public and he must stop trading.

- Passing off what?
- Orf.

- Off.
- No, orf.

- Off.
- Orf.

- Off.
- O-R-F.

Orf.

It's an exanthemous disease
caused by the parapox virus.

Primarily occurs in sheep and goats,

but can be passed to humans.

Exactly.

Leave it to me. Joe Penhale
always gets his man.

Oh... whatever.

Right, I'll be orf.

Hello?

Trevor?

Easy now.

It'll be over in a minute.

Anyone home?

Ohh! Ohh!

Whoa!

Trevor? What's going on?

I stabbed myself with my bloody knife!

Aagh!

Agh!

I've been waiting 30 minutes.
When will I see the doctor?

- I don't know!
- Next patient!

Hello, Portwenn practice.
Receptionist speaking.

- How may I help you?
- Mrs Tishell, I need the doc.

- It's urgent.
- Joe Penhale. Says it's urgent.

Give it to me. Yes?

Trevor Dodds has cut
himself badly with a knife.

Have you called an ambulance?

There's been a road accident.

They don't know when they'll get here.

And Doc, he's bleeding ever such a lot.

- Give me your address.
- It's an old farm.

Just past St Kew. Off Pendragon Hill.

OK, keep him horizontal and
apply pressure to the wound.

- I'll be right there.
- Doc, come quickly.

Everybody out! Surgery is closed.

Telephone for another appointment.

Thank you. Thank you.

Mrs Tishell, I need you to drive me.

Slow down. Careful here!

Mrs Tishell, oh, my God!

No! Oh! Oh!

You're just like Clive. He was
always a nervous passenger.

This is how it ends, then?

Dying in my own bloody shed.

Hey, you're talking to Joseph Penhale.

No one dies on my watch.

Although you are bleeding ever such a lot.

I just need the Doc to get here quickly.

Fingers crossed.

- Penhale!
- In the barn, Doc!

Come on!

Quickly, Doc.

Ohh!

Right, let me have a look.

Ohh! God!

You've punctured your femoral artery.

Mrs Tishell, give me your hand.

- Yes.
- Give me your other hand.

Push down there and
keep applying pressure.

- Yes.
- Your pulse is too fast.

You need to try and calm down.

Listen to the Doc. He'll sort you out.

Then we need to talk about the fact

that that's Hannah Butler's livestock.

You're in trouble for stealing.

You complete prat!

The sheep you have stolen have orf!

That's O-R-F.

Your test results show
it's that on your genitals!

I was desperate! I was so much in debt.

None of my suppliers
would sell me anything.

- What about the alpaca?
- The wool's worth a fortune.

Stop talking to him!
He needs to calm down.

Doc, the bleeding's not stopping.

I need to stabilise him. Out of the way!

Penhale, hold that up. And keep it up.

- Mrs Tishell.
- Yes?

When I tell you to remove your hands,

- remove your hands.
- Yes.

- Then pass me this clamp.
- Yes.

OK. Remove your hands.

Take the clamp.

OK.

Give me the clamp. Other way round.

Sorry.

- Is he dead?
- No.

I've clamped the artery
and stemmed the flow.

But he needs to get to a
hospital as soon as possible.

Well done, Doc.

Oh, dear.

The Doc has saved your life, Trevor!

And you're under arrest.

That was fascinating.

Any chance we can move a bit quicker?

I'm gonna be late home.

I'd never thought of
that, what Sam was saying

about infants and children

with under-developed theory of mind.

- Can we discuss it in the car?
- Yeah.

- Are you all right?
- Of course I'm all right.

Be better if I had 27 hours in the day.

Why not 30? Nice round number, eh?

OK, come on.

- Er... Morwenna.
- What?

Just smile. They'll stop.

- Morwenna.
- Hi!

Morwenna!

- Yeah, thank you very much!
- Cheers!

- Yeah!
- Ohh!

Hey, is that Joe?

Yeah.

- Joe!
- Joe!

Joe!

He's seen us. He's coming this way.

Joe!

Brilliant.

Joe!

Give us a lift back to Portwenn, mate!

- Sure.
- What happened to you?

Just solved a major crime.

Grand theft livestock. On my
way to report back to Hannah.

- Where did you find them?
- Trevor Dodds.

He was stealing them
and selling their meat.

Their infected meat, no less.

Oh. We've got to get back to Portwenn.

First things first. Need to let
Hannah know she can sleep safe.

No, Joe. Dad is putting
a barbecue on at the pub.

He bought all the meat from Trevor Dodds.

Better get in.

You know how messy one child
is. Imagine three of them!

By the time I've finished
cleaning up, it's a tip again.

Jim never bothered to file his
receipts in the correct place.

So it's a bloomin' treasure
hunt trying to get it all done!

Yeah. Maybe you should slow down.

That's the problem. I can't slow down.

- I got too much to do.
- Tina! Tina!

I can't. Gotta catch up with 18 years

of rushing around after them.

I meant slow the car down.

I got to find some time
for myself. I can't...

- I just...
- Watch it!

Tina, please.

Tina! Watch out!

Pull the car in here.
Pull the car in here.

Tina!

Pull into the side, please. That's it.

I'll find you some water. Stay calm.

Must be some here.

Just need some air.

Got it.

Tina!

- Louisa?
- Martin, where are you?

Just coming into the village. Why?

- Hello, Louisa! How are you?
- Shh, quiet.

- What?
- Not you. Go on.

It's Tina. She's collapsed.
We're in a layby. You'll see us.

Stop the car!

- Ohh!
- Ha!

- You all right?
- Yes.

What happened to you?

Some stupid butcher
punctured his femoral artery.

- What's this?
- Tina was talking away.

Then she couldn't catch her breath at all.

Her pulse is racing.

- Let's get her up.
- OK, Tina.

I can't breathe!

Can't move my arm. I'm
having a heart attack.

OK, you're having a panic attack.

It's giving you muscle
cramps. Relax your breath.

Breathe in through the nose
and out through your mouth.

Slowly, slowly.

- That's better.
- That's it.

That's right.

Breathe into the bag.

That's it.

Deep breaths.

Better get her to the surgery.

- Ohh!
- What are you doing?

- I'm sorry.
- Come on. Up you get.

Fantastic Cornish beef!
There we go. Proper job.

Don't eat that!

Don't eat that! Don't eat that.

There will be no barbecue today!

- Full refunds will be given.
- What you playing at?

That meat could be contaminated.

You were about to poison our customers.

- How do you know that, boy?
- Just trust me.

All right, who's got a burger?

Good afternoon, everyone!

I'll soon have you all sorted.

Oh! Morwenna!

I've got it from here, Mrs T.

You can head back to the pharmacy.

- Morwenna.
- Hello, Doc!

It's been marvellous
working with you, Doctor.

Thank you so much.

Yes. And er... Yes, thank you too. Hm.

- Come through.
- You're in good hands.

Thank you!

Pulse rate's very high. Have
you had a panic attack before?

- First one.
- History of thyroid disease?

- Not that I know of.
- Taking any medication?

No. Oh, I'm taking
Modafinil if that counts.

Of course it counts.
Modafinil's a stimulant.

- Who prescribed you that?
- I got it online.

Let me see.

Smart drug. It was to help me study.

- I need that!
- You do not.

Taking Modafinil without
a doctor's prescription

is an incredibly stupid thing to do.

Not to mention illegal. Can
have all sorts of side effects.

I just needed to get out the house.

- Have something for myself.
- Oh, that's all right, then.

You nearly killed my wife.

You're a danger to
yourself and the public.

I'll give you an ECG.

You may have developed
an irregular heartbeat.

Joe?

All your sheep returned. Safe and sound.

All of them?

Well... most of them.

Trevor had already...
chopped some of them up.

Oh.

He'll be charged with sheep
rustling as soon as he's well.

The main thing is, people
need to have more faith

in their local constabulary.

Oh, I heard about the yurt.

Will you be wanting me to charge Al?

No. My insurance said they'll pay up.

So what about my alpaca?

She's out there somewhere,
roaming the plains.

So you didn't find her?

Hannah, what did I just
say? Have a bit of faith.

Well, thank you, Joe.

I do appreciate everything you've done.

Made a bad day better.

Sorry for what I said before
about how Martin was a bit...

- Rude and aggressive.
- Yeah.

Lucky for you, he's also
very good at his job.

- See you next week.
- Oh, I don't know.

I think it's all a bit much.

Just have a think about it.

I'll be seeing you, then.

Bye, Doctor.

Yes.

I think it's time I got myself a car.

- Are you all right?
- I'm fine.

Apart from the fact that she
temporarily lost her mind

- and almost killed us.
- If you take on too much...

It doesn't happen to everyone, Martin.

Louisa, Doc.

Oh, any incidents today?

Not still worried about that, are you?

- Shouldn't I be?
- It happens with kids his age.

He was good as gold today.

Didn't even complain when one of
the other kids gave him a nip.

Someone bit James? Who?

- I can't say.
- Don't be ridiculous. You can.

Nursery policy.

See you tomorrow, little man!

- Bye.
- Bye, Mel.

I said nursery was a mistake.
It's clearly learned behaviour.

It's good for his social development.

Not if everyone's biting each other.

Well, he started it.

Two, one...

I made a big decision

Are you leaving Martin?

The way you're treating me is disgraceful.

Don't be absurd.

- Has your blood-phobia got worse?
- No, I don't think so.