Dinosaurs (1991–1994): Season 4, Episode 8 - Scent of a Reptile - full transcript

Charlene's scent gland comes in and Fran explains the one boy who is attracted to her scent is the one she's destined to marry. But Charlene puts out fumes of burning rubber and attracts the school janitor who aspires to be a tree pusher.

Now I have you, Captain Action Figure.

And there is no escape!

You may believe that, Dr. Freebie.

Come on, Remington.

No! Not...

Yes, it's Remington, the robot dog,
which turns into an assault rifle.

With telescopic finder tail!
8th

And dog watching!

I want that!

Ok, boy, show Dr. freebie
how to kill yourself

Hey!



I can not believe her
show such violence in children's programs.

What are they thinking?

Buy me the dog weapon.

That's what they think.

Hey, Mom.
I have a little bump on my neck.

A bump? Let me see.

Yes, I'm worried.
She bulges my collar.

Well then. Do not waste time.

Something smells funny here.

What?

- Charlene!
- Yes?

This bump is your scent gland.

You get your scent!

Now?
I can not believe it! Mom!



Why are they so happy?

She stinks.

For you and all male beings
except a special boy out there.

This scent as wonderful
and will feel magical perfume.

That's the boy,
that is Charlenes fate.

She stinks anyway.

Trust me, for a happy boy
This fragrance is the beginning of love.

Do you remember how I got my scent?

You can bet on it.

You smell like a new car.

Mom attracted you,
because she smells like a car?

A new car.

Direct from the showroom,
Leather interior, carpet...

- Earl, but not in front of the children.
- I'm sorry, Fran.

I was 18 again for a minute.

- Earl.
- You're welcome.

What stinks like that?

Are the carpets burning again?

- No, that's my smell, Dad.
- Wonderful.

Since this morning. Smell.

- Is not that great?
- Great.

See you later.

Does someone burn tires?

Charlene got her scent.

- A magical perfume.
- Yes.

Congratulations. Can someone please
quickly open a window?

Very funny.

You are just jealous,
because a new life begins for me.

As soon as I get married, Mom and Dad meet
no more decisions for me,

where do I go
or what should I think.

- My husband will do that.
- Good plan.

If you find someone,
that chews and breathes for you,

you have this annoying brain
do not lug around anymore.

- Jealous.
- Yes.

Of course I need
a new wardrobe for my new life.

Such a milestone
screams for bulk purchase.

Glad you, that
the meaning has not escaped.

I just realized that I was him
could meet at school today.

My future life partner.

I could
be engaged before the first hour.

I have to change my clothes!

TOBOGGING TRILOBITES

- Ok, there's another one coming.
- Yes? OK.

Boy, is that depressing.

Six hours and no guy noticed me.

There you are!

Mr. Pullman?

Finally my lonely
desperate search comes to an end.

Boy.

Oh, I do not know,
Charlene Sinclair-Pullman.

- That could have been magic.
- Very funny.

What's that biting smell?

Let me guess.
Burnt rubber, right?

Sure, of course! This damn upper grade.

I told you:
"No vehicle stunts in the parking lot."

- Excuse me, ladies.
- For sure.

Charlene, I do not know.
That's funny.

Standing in the hallway and waiting
that a guy smells you

- That's pretty undignified.
- You're right.

Should I sit on your hood
and you drive me around?

- Cool. See you outside.
- Fine.

The Camptown race is
three kilometers long, you-there, you-there

No! Not the!

Not the caretaker!

- Yes!
- No!

Infant!

Honey I'm home.

No!

No!

Yes!

Infant!

That hurts!

I came over here for something.

- Yes. That smell on you!
- What?

Reminds me of my first car.

- I smell like a new car?
- Heavens, no.

The baby had miles on it.

- What?
- That burned something away!

I thought I would never do something again
how to smell that brazier,

but there you go, girl.
Here are you.

Yes. My goodness.

That's very flattering,
but I have to go now...

- You have the scent.
- No.

That means you are the right one.

I'm sure,
that's just a crazy confusion.

There's no point in resisting, sweetie.

This fragrance and this nose
fit together like pot and lid.

We are made for each other, girl!

But you do not even know my name!

- I know what he's going to be like!
- What?

Mrs. Ray Gherkin, caretaker!

- I'm too young to marry.
- No.

I am only 15.

So what. Mine sister
has married Uncle Cephus at the age of 14.

I would like to be part of such a loving,
Inbred family, but I...

Yes. You have to me
do not flatter, Butterblümchen.

I am ready for this trade.

Yes, but not me!

I just can not believe
that I have the rest

to spend my life with you!

Believe it, sugar doll.
A nice idea.

You, me, a trailer park

and a bevy of children,
crawling like maggots around us.

Yes!

Where is my little stink bomb going?

Does not matter.

You can run away...

But you can not hide.

- More.
- Did you blow the whole gallon?

You can not be hungry anymore.

It's not about satisfying hunger,
it's about exploding!

Honey, I know you're disappointed
But food only makes it worse.

Worse? Nature wants,
that my life

with a boring,
spend sloppy fool?

Do you have any idea what that is?

- Fran, the TV is gone!
- Turn around, honey.

Found him!

- Time flies.
- Yes.

Look at this!

You heard right, ladies.

Spine cuts, tail extensions,
even scent changes for only $ 29.95.

We zoom in and out.

Surgery King makes you smell
like a daisy.

Find the same surgical procedures
cheaper elsewhere,

get the same price
or your second surgery is free!

You can believe me
because I'm not just the herald.

I am also a chief physician.

- Out of the way.
- What? You can not be serious!

Charlene, you can smell your scent
do not change. That's dizziness!

You do not know that!

Today we see behind the scenes
at Surgery King.

Where false promises of fragrance
changes have attracted many.

Then two more depressing stories

and then slip of the tongue
the old, whiny man.

I will stink forever.

Charlene,
There is nothing wrong with your scent.

Your scent is who you are, and you are
a wonderful young girl.

Oh? Well, if I am so wonderful,

why does that only the guy,
who constantly puts his head in the toilet?

You know what?

We should invite Ray to dinner.

And the weird twisted logic
behind it?

That you are in a relaxed, social
Environment can see how Ray is.

You're right, Mom.

Yes. It will be time we forget
the glamorous,

charming picture,
that we all have from schoolmasters.

Is he as terrible as you say
you do not have to worry.

Your father is getting married
never agree.

What?

That just can not be true...

- I'm leaving.
- No! Tell him we have moved.

Tell him he is wrong here, Mom. Please.

OK. I want you
In no way affect dad.

But you have to look at the guy well

and recognize the fat loser,
he is.

Do not worry.

I do not let everyone
March away with my princess.

Earl, this is Ray Gherkin.

Hello!

I like him.

- Dad!
- Nice to meet you, Mr. Sinclair.

I hope it does not matter
that I parked on the grass,

so I have the truck in the eye.

Nobody should
steal my new gun stand.

Smart.

Hey, Smokey!

Hi, Ray. What is that under your arm?

I did not want to
come with empty hands.

Brewski?

They have read my thoughts.

Okay!

I bet I can swallow faster.

- The bet is valid!
- OK let's go!

A dream, what, Mom?

I have won.

Does not that hurt?

A can feels no pain.
Right, Earl?

What a wise remark

but I think,
My husband now has a few questions for you.

- Yes! Yes Yes Yes!
- Ask?

Yes, that's right.

Could you do that to me
to teach with the beer can?

- Earl!
- Of course, ok. No big deal.

Here, Ray. Sit down.

- OK.
- No, Mom!

So, Ray. Charlene says
You are his janitor.

Yes, but I do not do it for the money,
that's not very much.

But I can do so much disinfectant
take along as I want.

Anyway, I go to the evening school,
to make something of me.

For real? Night school.

- You're welcome.
- Some consider it a dream.

But one day

I will be a tree-shifter.

- You want to be a tree shifter?
- Yes.

Reach for the stars.
That's what my daddy said.

He never said anything else.

That was when we put him in the room
had to lock under the stairs.

Hey,
Tree shearing is an honorable profession.

It needs a special guy,
to push tens of trees every day.

Are you sure you can do that?

Yes. As long as I have a good,
tight woman behind me.

- Attention!
- Yes.

I know exactly what you mean.

Excuse me for a moment please?

My life passes me by.

And it's about your life, Mom. Do something!

Why do not we eat
and continue talking?

We sure have a lot to talk about.

No no.
Let's leave the formalities, Frannie.

- Ray.
- Yes?

It would be a honour to me,
to greet you in the family.

I am adopted?

No. I give you my blessing,
to marry my daughter.

Hot sausages!
Did you hear that, Charlene?

Now we can not do any more
keep away from the wedding.

She is a delicate little bird, is not she?

- You make a new fragrance?
- Yes. I have to.

My real man pulled a janitor.

At least he could
tidy up your room.

Yes, nevertheless, something is missing.

- Several key chromosomes?
- For example.

And you believe to put on this fragrance

helps you, a better class
to put on men?

- Yes.
- What a bizarre concept.

It's worth a try. Here we go.

- OK. Go on, sniff at me.
- Ok, ok...

What do you smell?

- I am in a pine forest...
- Well.

- High in the mountains...
- Yes.

A lovely alpine breeze touches me
with the scent of jasmine, honeysuckle

and a bunch
burning whitewall tire.

There has to be a way out.

I have to do something!

Look up the scent.

Fragrance, fragrance, fragrance. Where is it?

There it is.

OK. Okay.

- Charlene, it's two o'clock in the morning.
- What?

- What are you doing there?
- I'm just reading, Grandma.

Hey, should not you sleep?

I try to stay awake at night,
so I sleep when your dad is there.

- So you are reading.
- Yes.

What, fashion magazines?

No no. I read
about the odor function of reptiles.

I am old, do not confuse me.

No no no. Granny.

Mention some of these books
a certain flower with enzymes,

strong enough, body chemistry
one to change dinosaur.

Could I find this flower,
maybe I could change my scent.

You mean the MacGuffin Lily.

Yes that's her! Exactly these! Where is she?

Well, no one really knows.

According to legend, she grows up in a valley
the other side of the supercontinent.

You have to tell me how to get there.

You're welcome.

She is my only chance
to change my scent.

Charlene, dear,
you can not change your scent.

Alright.

Then I marry Ray, he moves in here

and you have someone else
just like Dad's around you.

I will draw you a card.

Show me.

North to northwest.

Yes OK. Here we go.

OK.

OK.

Ok, ok, if the map is correct,

should be behind these tendrils
to be a whole field of lilies.

Ok, we are almost there.

Hello Hello. Welcome to Photo-Fast.
Lightning fast film development.

What are you doing here?

I offer the best photo processing
with drive through.

What? Transit operation?
There are no roads here!

Sure, not now but if there is,

everyone will be
to argue about the good locations.

Then we'll see who's crazy!

Maybe you can help me.

For sure. Pick up or leave?

No no.
I'm looking for a special flower.

The MacGuffin Lily.

Pretty little thing with golden flowers
and wonderful, almost mystical scent?

Yes! Yes! Did you see her?

- Sure, the place was littered with them.
- What?

That was before we pave everything,
to set up the hut.

But there are still some, right?

- They did not pull everyone out, did they?
- I'm afraid.

Hey, if you are
do not want to have any photos developed,

do you have something to laminate?

- No.
- Dub film on video?

No. I needed these flowers.

- I can give you a key.
- Flap!

Boy. I can not believe
that I made the way for nothing!

I would not say free.

Bring the coupon next time
and you get double free photos for free.

How am I supposed to be now?
Change my scent?

The flowers were my only hope.

- Bad luck, little one.
- Yes.

Can you make some on the way home?
Distribute from these leaflets?

I'm dying out here.

I still do not understand,
how you are all alone

on such a dangerous journey
let go.

She is only 15!

Top notch!

I do not know what I thought.

I can not just
stand around and wait.

- I'm calling the police.
- Leave it, I'm back.

Charlene, thank heaven!
Are you all right?

- I am fine.
- Did you find the lilies?

No.

The legendary lilies were flattened
for a quick photo booth.

If only I had known that.
I had a movie.

It was crazy to do that.

Everything is worth it
not to marry Ray.

But you can not avoid it.
Nature wants it that way.

- That's our destiny.
- I want another fate.

Honey, a marriage is not that bad.

Sure, Ray does not like
to be the best catch in the world

but with your help
he can develop and change.

- Just look at your father.
- Bad example.

I work, sculpt him, for 20 years

and with wonderful results.

You can see that he is much more...

Fetter.

Mother!

I'm trying,
to give her a reason to live!

I found a reason to live, Ma.

I climbed a mountain.

I crossed a desert.
I walked 1,600 kilometers.

- You climbed a mountain?
- Yes.

And discovered
that I can do anything.

And that there is a world full of out there
Adventure and challenges exist.

And now the only adventure
to be of my life,

discover new ways to make beer stains
to remove from Ray's overalls.

Try soda water?

So Thursday night...

- Charlene, you're back.
- Yes.

Ray, you drop, buddy.

When I courted Frannie,
I could smell her from a distance.

Depending on the wind, of course.

Smokey, is that you?

Yes I am.

You stink!

Sky. Hey, Ray.

Hey, good advice.

That's the way you talk to your wife
otherwise only after the wedding.

I do not care.
The stink kills the strongest rat.

- What?
- You did something with your fragrance.

Go and spray yourself.
So you smell right again.

- Come on, girl.
- But... mom? What does he mean?

I mean,
I do not smell different, right?

- For him you do that.
- So...

Your scent has changed,
do you understand?

But how can that be?
I did not find the flowers.

You tried to find her.

When everyone said that would not work,
did you try anyway?

The old Charlene just gave up.

You have changed, Charlene.

In there.

I'm waiting.

Yes.

I'm sorry, Ray,
but I'm not going anywhere.

And I will not marry you.

Do not be naughty, girl!

There are many women
who would give something to get me.

Then marry one of them.

You need someone who has no teeth.

Okay, I'm leaving, damn it.

But you
you will not forget me, girl.

Whenever you have a toilet
You look like a polar bear,

will you go to Ray Gherkin,
Caretaker, think!

So! I'm leaving now.

I will miss the visual language.

Charlene, have you gone crazy?

This gem of a guy to let go?

You go immediately
and apologize to him!

No, daddy.

What did you say?

I said,
I do not apologize to Ray.

And I do not marry anyone,
before I get that far.

Okidoki.

Hey, what's up with Ray?

He takes his truck
from the bricks.

- I threw it out.
- Yes, sure.

Yes, and I have news for you.

I leave you nothing like it,

with your macho teen poses

and your pseudo-intellectual
anti-attitude.

What did you find out there?
A thesaurus?

Do not tempt me, Charlene.
I know your weaknesses.

I could turn you into pebbles.

- Yes?
- Yes.

- Then get dressed.
- Ok, you did not want it otherwise.

Your sweater. There's a loose thread hanging there.

That's just something to wear.