Dinosaurs (1991–1994): Season 4, Episode 13 - Into the Woods - full transcript

I love you and you love me

We love you and you love us

Yes, it's stupid.

The luckiest foam ball in the world.

His daily TV series
is loved by children everywhere.

And now you can do this popular series
in your home.

The stupid home video library.
8th

We will send you the next decade
a band every hour.

As if Blödie was a lovely houseguest,
who never leaves.

...and you love us

Take care, kids.



I want you to watch this video.
This is very important.

Is that stupid on the farm?

I'm a dork on the farm...

- no.
- Is it stupid at the zoo?

I'm a fool in the zoo...

No, stop that. It's not stupid.

This is a band,
where you really learn something.

That's...
The "All alone in the jungle" exam.

Since the beginning of time
are children like you

demanding and selfish.

Me, me, me! Give me, give me.

I do not care about you.

So the parents had to show the child,

that his unbridled egoism
tolerated only conditionally.



That's enough!

Hey!

And that's how it was
the "All alone in the jungle" exam.

Hey, what's behind it?

Left alone for several days,
the kid knew

soon the importance
to appreciate his family.

Boy, family is important.

I'm ready to come back in!

After this valuable lesson

the parents took the child

back in the safe
and loving harbor of the family.

- If they were fast enough.
- Great!

Today is the "All alone in the jungle" -
Exam purely symbolic.

Little kids like you
are led into the forest.

And for 20 minutes on an orthopedic
molded rock stools set.

And then there's a Happy Meal.

So, good luck with yours
"All alone in the jungle" - exam.

So, did you understand the video?

Clear. Give me a cookie.

- We have no cookies.
- Then buy some.

No. There's exactly the reason
which is why you have to be left in the forest.

So that you learn
that the world does not revolve around you.

- Mommy is not going shopping?
- No.

Understood.

Daddy! Go shopping!

Honey I'm home.

Daddy! Go shopping!

- Daddy! Go shopping!
- Hey, Earl, do not call there

- your baby after you?
- Yes.

But my extensive experience
as a father taught me

that the woman takes it,
if you ignore it long enough.

With you it looks so easy.

- Daddy.
- Yes sweetheart?

I have to ask you something important.

How can one know,
that you found the true love?

The game starts.

What?

Guys, that's just
a few flying letters.

A few letters?

Easy, buddy.

Understand women
the important role

digital graphics
in professional sports just not.

We'll be back with you
more exciting logo action.

But first back on the pitch

and the score.

Boy, there is no better life.

You have beer, your best friends,

and is three hours long
practically paralyzed.

Earl, are you ready?

Fran, at a knockout game
I'm not going anywhere.

I only stay.
Maybe I'm moving something,

shake the pillows,
take salted snacks...

Earl, you promised, you take baby
to "All alone in the jungle" exam.

- Not today, sweetie.
- It has to be today.

It is the third Sunday
after his second birthday

as in the Book of Dinosaurs .

No... Today is the third after the
second round of knockout games

as it stands in the television program.

Alright.

Alright.

You won.

Will brew nuts. The sharp ones.

And juice. Must wash her down.

Hey, look,
how I drill in my nose!

Earl, it's going to be hard
to enjoy the game with the child here.

Will a doggie! Immediately!

Maybe you should just go for it
"All alone in the jungle" test bring.

No. No chance. These are
the excretion, my comfortable chair,

and except for a bursting bubble
I can not get up.

...our exciting half-time show,

with the fiery turtleneck kids,
High on reptiles.

- We disappear.
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Yes. Disappear.

Hey, look after the game.
Is it still halftime?

I'll take a look.

Could only the armies of the world
Tighten turtleneck

and shaking hands, singing

then the world could be one
happy parade of love.

Yes, and you could
be the Grand Marshal.

- Yes / Yes. This is me.
- Are we there soon?

Yes. That's it. Holy place.

Get ready for one of the deepest
and most timeless life lessons.

- That stinks!
- And just in time.

M tired. Take me home.

Juice is warm! Where's Mama?

- Yes / Yes.
- Robert.

Being here brings a tide
on bittersweet memories.

You became a little uncle
left here, Roy?

And if I became that.

About 30 years ago, my dad put me down
on the holy rock,

disappeared in the forest
and never came back.

You mean he did not pick you up?

No. After several days found me

a nice childless ranger
and pulled me up.

As for my father,

I can only suppose he fell off
a cliff or was eaten.

Hey, head up.
Maybe he just left you.

- Yes.
- My butt is cold!

Yes. Time to read the sacred leaflet.

Come, gather, boys.

Yes. OK.

"Son, daughter..."

"We leave you here today
to a symbolic discovery test."

"So that you learn
that nothing is more important

as a home and family."

The second half begins.

"Growth, eternal wisdom ..."

- See you. Go boys.
- But what about me?

You stay on the rock
until you get it, where your place

in the family.
Or until the end of the third quarter.

Why?

Because you have to learn
that you need us.

That's the sacred lesson.

TESTING INSTRUCTIONS

On you too.

- This is so great.
- Come on.

- Yes. OK.
- Come on, Roy.

Quick, behind the wall.

Ok, let's see.

- Give it to me.
- Hey.

- Dad. Hey.
- Nice TV, Roy.

Was not there a smaller one?

He came with my time of dawn subscription.

Judy sent it to me.
I'm sure she's on me.

That's the kickoff.

- Jackson accepts him. At ten.
- Come on, Jackson.

He hit! Besides!
Who has the ball?

The picture! It's gone!

Do something! Move the antenna.

I'm trying, dad. Look.

- Maybe, if we go to the left.
- Yes. All to the left.

Left, left, left. No.
It's getting worse!

- The other direction.
- Right, right.

Yes Yes Yes.

No no. After... straight ahead.

- Straight.
- Yes, go straight.

- Go on, go on. Small steps.
- Yes.

Stop! Dont move! That's perfect.

Guys...

That's a repeat.

- Yes / Yes.
- We have a problem.

No. Think positive, Robbie.

With two whole quarters of playing time

- anyone can win.
- I meant us.

- Yes.
- Look.

Sky! We are in a tar pit!

What do we do now? What are we doing?

Very easily.

We slowly sink into black pitch

and suffer one
lung-bursting asphyxiation

until our life in the black nothing
is extinguished.

- Do not beautify anything, Roy.
- We have to get help somehow.

And how will that work?
Nobody is here for miles.

- I do not know.
- Quiet!

I have an exam here.

The baby!

- Son, come here!
- Hey, kid.

I'm busy!

Daddy, Robbie and Uncle Roy
have a problem.

You have to come here
and help us.

You said, "Sit down."

Things change. Come here!

I will think about it.

He thinks about it?
What is there to think about?

How does he want?
Survive in the jungle without us?

Yes.

- Help!
- Help!

Son! Fast! Please help us!

- Hi.
- Hello Little One.

I knew we could count on you.

A mud hole. May I come in?

- No! No no.
- No no. This is not a mud.

That's tar.
We are stuck and sinking.

- Yes.
- You have to help us.

- OK, pay attention.
- A butterfly.

Hey! Forget the stupid butterfly!

Buddy, leave that to me.

Hey, kid.

Want to play with Uncle Roy?

A game!

OK. And you can start.

You just have to pull down these tendrils

and tie up tribes
to form a grid over the pit.

Then you build a simple winch

and get us
out with a counterweight system.

You first.

We can not go first. We're stuck!
Dont you see it?

- Dad, Dad, Dad.
- I'm sorry.

Listen. We are in trouble and
need help from a big boy.

- You're tall?
- Yes.

OK. Go back the way,
on which we came.

Get help and bring her here.

Go back,
Get help, bring it here. Understood!

- Am a big boy.
- Yes!

- What do you say!
- He will make it.

For sure. The boy may be young
and something inexperienced,

but when it comes to life and death,
a primal instinct breaks through

and bring him to his goal
determined to pursue.

- Yes.
- A stick!

- We will all die!
- We will all die!

Get help, bring her here.
Get help, bring her here.

Get help, bring her here.
Get help, bring her here.

Get help, bring her here.
Get help, get her...

What's this?

Did not hurt, nothing broken.
Passes constantly.

Belongs to life without wings
on a tree. How are you?

- Who are you?
- I'm Woody, short for Woodrow.

Nice to meet you and...

- It's your turn!
- What are you talking about?

Do not you know anything?
Go Go. That's catching.

Basic things.
Either you know that or not.

- I do not do.
- Ok, that's fine.

I catch you, it's your turn.
You catch me, it's my turn.

You're right. That does not help.
Boring, we do something different.

I have it! Let's turn,
until we get sick!

- I can not.
- What do you think? Clearly you can do that.

Puke is fun.
Should I show it to you?

No no. Gotta save Daddy and Robbie.

Daddy and Robbie? A new game!

I'm Daddy, you're Robbie.
Who starts? What do we do?

- Boring. Further.
- No no. This is not a game.

Not very good
but you're just starting.

No no. I can not play now.

Gotta save Daddy and Robbie.

I have toys.

- They will not go away.
- Go Go go!

Help! Is there someone? Help!

Someone has to save us!

What a nightmare. Every inch, the
we sink in, we live on our strength,

weakens our resolve
brings us closer to death...

- and disturb our reception.
- Yes.

Was that a touchdown
or advertising for mulching mower?

I think a touchdown.

Why are you putting him in a bag?

I can not believe that you only

- thinks about the stupid TV.
- Hey.

I'll tell you that's the weak one
blue light of the cathode ray

was always a comfort to me.

My torn nerves always calmed down.

My God, I turn!

- Roy, I'll go through!
- Dad! Pull yourself together.

Hey.

Hey. That helped.

I have the picture again.
Although some contrast is missing.

- There you are.
- Look.

- It's going up.
- Yes.

Moment.
Why did not this come to mind before?

The TV. Turn him
in a transmitter and call for help.

Boy, that's a pipe dream.
Without tools?

I have my soldering iron.

And I brought diodes,
if that helps.

- Give me that!
- Hey. What do you do...

We take the TV is not apart.

And... it has nothing to do with that

we are in a decisive
fourth quarter stuck.

But because...

To dismantle the television meant
that we do not trust the baby,

that's all alone out there now.

And everything risks.

In a desperate attempt
to save us.

- ... 20 yard line, first and ten.
- Help!

- Help! We need help!
- Help! Help! Help!

Yes!

- Yes Yes Yes.
- Yes! Yes!

You destroyed the whole universe.

Big fireball. Everything is dead.
Nothing left.

- I'm sorry.
- No, that's good. Bonus points.

- Many. Yes.
- Once again!

What did I say? A great game.
There is nothing better. My favorite.

Boring. Other game.

OK! Here comes a new game.

Get two idiots from the tar pit.

- Ok, ok! Yes. Yes.
- Got it? Come on!

- Two idiots?
- Two idiots.

- From the tar pit?
- From the tar pit.

- OK.
- OK.

When that's done,
on to the next level.

- Three idiots in a tar pit.
- Three idiots...

Wait a minute... Yes, I have it.

- Need help, bring her there.
- Moment. You can not go now.

Next level, bonus points.
Save the princess.

No no. Gotta Daddy,
Save Uncle Roy and Robbie. Bye.

But no. No, stay. Stay.

- But...
- Bye.

But I have milk shakes, candy canes!

Raw cookie dough!

Here's the decision.
She's stuck.

Too far! To the grandstand...

I was just thinking...

Maybe that's why Pop did not come back.

Maybe he fell into this pit
and sank.

Maybe he wanted to come back
and died tragically instead.

Hey, would not that be great?

Hey. Will the tar get warmer?

Yes, it seems to me that way.

I'm sorry, guys.

I had too much beer.

That's the end of the rules.

We're heading for a sudden death.

Sudden death? How ironic.

Yes. For some reason I like
do not see the game anymore.

Yes, me neither.

Now I realize that life
made up of more than just football.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Let's see what else is coming.
- Yes.

I can not believe it! We are dying here.

These are our last moments
on earth

and you are just staring at the TV.

- Oh well.
- Give it to me.

- Hey!
- Give it to me!

This stupid box
will not save our liver.

- Hey! Hey!
- Stop, stop, stop.

Robbie!

Right now on Scouting Tips:

I'll show you how to look
freed from a tar pit.

Are you ever stumbling into one without thinking?
Into it, just follow these steps.

One...

Two...

And you're out at three.

Was not that easy?
I'll show you again in slow motion.

How are the chances?

Need to get help, bring it down.

Need to get help, bring it down.
Gotta get help...

Moment! Where to bring?

Sky!

Hey... watch it.

What are you doing in the world?
You alone in the jungle, kid?

Must find help.

I can maybe help.

Because I am a forest worker.

I spent years in this jungle.

I know him like the back of my hand.

Daddy and brother
stuck in a tar pit.

There are tar pits there?

- Then we better find her fast.
- Hey, hey, get away, pops.

This is mine.
I found him and keep him.

Woodrow, do not you go to bed?

Are we sneaking into the confectionery factory?

That's cool! Mountains of sweet
and no parents.

We get stomach ache.
That's going to be great!

I love stomach ache!

That would be very funny,

but this kid
have to think about his family now.

And if you let them down,

then you are completely alone like me.

A lot of sweets. As much as you can eat.

Fill up and then go rocking.
There is nothing better!

Son!

- Help us!
- We sink!

Sweets.

SWEETS

Hey!
Do not pay attention to the other speech bubble.

We are a family!

Yes. We are more important than sweets!

Help!

WARNING -

I know, we separate
only seconds from death.

But this sauna heat works wonders
on my hip gold.

I feel lighter for pounds.

Now that we are nearing our end,

I ask myself the big questions.

Who created us? Why are we here?

I created you
and we are here for your mother.

Thanks. I am ready to die.

I always have to go to the little guy
think out there.

Cold... lost... hungry.

- Hey!
- Hey!

Why did you become so small?

- You're back!
- Hey! And you got help!

Hey, I chose you instead of sweets.

- Well done, kid!
- There are sweets?

Yes, sir, the little one
struggled with great temptations.

But he always spoke of his family
and how important she is to him.

He kept saying, "Must get help,
do not waste time."

Excuse me, could you?
Tell us later?

For sure. Let's get you out of there.

- Yes.
- Let's see...

I am very funny.

Yes, I have to go home and take a shower.

Yes. But first it's time
for the most important conclusion

the "All alone in the jungle" exam.

Congratulations, kid.

You have proved
that you are part of this family.

And that you also think about others,
not only to yourself.

Will Happy Meal! Immediately!

You receive it!

Hey. Tell me, stranger...

- My name is Les.
- Well, Les, you want to accompany us

to a colorfully packed food
with toy accessories?

I can not.
Must continue to search the jungle.

I left my son on this rock

almost 30 years ago.

I got lost
and when I came back, he was gone.

Yes. I swear,
to look for him until I find him.

- OK. Maybe another time.
- OK.

No no. Moment. Uncle Roy.

Does not sound exactly that
like your story?

Well, there is
a few superficial similarities.

Are you waiting. What was your son's name?

- Roy.
- Well.

- And what was your father's name?
- Les.

N / A?

My goodness, that's fate!

I should help you
To find your son!

I can always need help.

Yes Yes Yes.

- Roy!
- Where are you Roy?

- Come on, buddy.
- I know him.

Do you think they'll ever get it,
Dad?

What do you get?