Dinosaurs (1991–1994): Season 4, Episode 1 - Monster Under the Bed - full transcript

At last Dr. Fiend, you've done it.

Oh, they laughed at me, Igor.

They mocked me.
They said I was MAD!

But now I, and I alone,

I've given life too...

A squash!

My squash is alive!
8th

And Doctor, you're crazy.

Yes! Be mad.

Do not be crazy.

Doctor, I think
something went horribly wrong.



The monster squash gets out of control.

Earl?

I do not want that baby
sees these horrible horror films.

He gets nightmares.

I'm not afraid of vegetables.

Hey, Fran!

This is not just a scary movie,
but rather a...

- A documentary.
- Yes!

He sheds light on the consequences
the interference

in things, the scientists
do not understand.

- Yes.
- A running giant squash?

That could happen.

Come on, sweetheart. Bedtime.

- No, I want to see the movie.
- Not this evening.



- I want to see the spooky squash!
- Then brake his intellect.

But Robbie and I stay here
and absorb science.

Back to Giant Vegetable Theater.

I want to see the scary movie!

I am a big boy.

Of course you are.
Do you want your cuddly bear?

- Yes.
- Here.

Good night.

- Night Mom.
- Goodnight Sweetheart.

- Night Mom.
- Good night.

- Night Mom.
- Good night.

Night, ma...

Big boy.

No fear.

Mr. squash? Are you that?

Come out or I'll bite you.

Mr. squash?

Mummy!

Honey I'm home.

It's Thursday night

Thursday evening
Wonderful fabulous Thursday night.

I wish you would
do not make a big deal out of it.

No big deal.
I just want to be relaxed.

I do not want to
Cramp at the crucial moment.

Come to bed!

You impatient little witch.

Earl.

Fran.

In this magical moment
to be with you.

If only noise
the beating of our hearts is.

Help, monsters!

And the whistling of the wind in the trees.

Mommy, Daddy, help!

Yes, otherwise you will not hear anything.

- Hearts and wind.
- Mommy!

Frannie, you ruin the mood.

I did not want to,
that he sees the monster movie.

Ok, it was my mistake.
I deeply regret it.

- Do you comfort me?
- Mummy!

- He needs me, Earl.
- I need you too.

Come on, Fran.

Who do you love more?

Ok, tell me when you come back.

Mum mum mum!

Mom mom!

Mom, the monster wants to eat me!

There's no monster, honey.

Nobody is trying to eat you.

- Do not leave me.
- I do not do.

I stay here,
until you fell asleep.

Even if I
to stay the whole night.

Fran, running away on Thursday night.

- He's scared, Earl.
- Me too!

Let me fix that.

I think I know myself
something with child psychology.

Boy, if you
see the big ugly monster,

Do you take this monster bat?

And put one over him.

Boom! Right on the pear.

- OK?
- Ok, daddy.

Good boy. Come on, Fran.

And remember

Mommy and Daddy
are a few doors away

in her room
and do mommy-and-daddy things,

which are legally allowed
between some adults.

Let's go, Fran.

- Hit the monster!
- Fran, turn on the light.

Hit the monster!

- Fran, light, now!
- I can not find the switch.

- Hit the monster!
- Oh, there he is.

Are you alright, honey?

No, my monster bat is broken.

I'm scared again.
Do not leave me.

Do not worry, honey.
I do not go anywhere.

- One of us should sleep a bit.
- No!

Big monster,
need mommy and daddy!

Do not worry, Earl.
In five minutes he will sleep happily.

See you tomorrow, Fran.

I heard noise last night. You also?

Was anything wrong with the baby last night?

- No idea. I slept like a stone.
- Yes me too.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- You look awful.
- Yes, rest.

Yes.

I hope I do not see
so poor when I'm old.

Morning, kids.

The whole night awake, without sleep.

I can not live like this, Fran.

That was only one night.
It will not last.

I can not live like this, Earl.

It is not fair.

He is awake at night
and sleeps all day.

This monster-under-the-bed story
do not stop.

If we ever want to sleep,

we must make a bold decision.

- We go to a motel.
- Very far away.

We have to sleep one night,
then we will come back.

- Maybe.
- The number is on the fridge?

No.

Come on, Earl.

- Do not worry. We make it.
- No matter.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Yes! OK.

Baby in bed, parents out of the house.

Throw in some frozen pizzas
in the oven.

And I have to
do a few long distance calls.

- Good plan.
- Party.

Mummy! Come on, the monster!

- Mummy!
- Do we throw a coin?

- OK.
- OK.

- Mummy! Mom, come quickly!
- Number, he belongs to you.

Yes.

- Mummy!
- What?

- The monster!
- OK!

Tell your big sister
where the terrible monster is.

I kick him in the monster butt.

It is under the bed! There!

You know what?

I think you are thinking
Just do this monster thing.

- No!
- You probably just want to be noticed.

No no no! Sorry?

- Okay, I'll check.
- Well.

- Watch out!
- Are you down there, Mr. Monster?

There are no monsters.

Charlene!

No!

Robbie!

And back to Giant Vegetable Theater.

This time it worked out, Igor.

Look!

A shiitake mushroom!

Robbie!

- What?
- Use it immediately!

- Charlene is here. Use them.
- The monster has eaten her!

Well, I bet, Mr. Monster
is very tired after the chewing.

- Why do not you just sleep both?
- I'm afraid!

Charlene, can you?
Please take care of it?

I do not think so.

Alright.

She does not know children.

Back!

I came, the sleep threat
to extinguish once and for all.

I have
my special Monsterzapper here.

That's the vacuum cleaner.

With a special Monsteraufsaugschlauch.

So, where is Charlene?

I told you.
Monster pulled her under the bed!

Watch out. I will you
show once and for all...

- That there is no monster under the bed.
- No! Not!

Just a huge terrible hole,
that leads into the caves of hell.

Charlene is down there.
We have to save them!

Listen, just because you saw
how Charlene was dragged into the hole,

that does not mean she's down there.

Robbie! Help!

Help me, Robbie! Can you hear me?

Damn it.

Listen, kid,
if you're nervous down here,

I understand that and we can turn around

and think again.

You are afraid, right?

- No. I only think of you.
- Coward!

Leave it.

Will you stop it?

Charlene?

Robbie, be careful.

- It will see you.
- Who?

The monster.
It has huge claws and one

terrible face with many
long, sharp teeth.

I do not see a monster.
Maybe you imagine that.

Ok I'm sorry,
that I did not believe you.

And now hurry up
and get me out of here!

It will cook me for dinner.

Yes. Well, where is it going?

That way. Robbie, hurry up!

It can come back any moment.

I do not know what it does

but it is guaranteed to be something devilish.

There.

Hey! What do you want here,
you stinking pushy kids?

No.

- This is your terrible monster?
- Yes.

That's the huge threat
under the house?

- I'm shivering!
- No, Robbie.

Not, you're just going to make him mad.

We do not want to make him angry

because otherwise we would, what,

about 30 pounds
unleash underground anger?

Come here, you little fellow.
Come here, boy.

Robbie.

Never underestimate a guy
with a low center of gravity.

I'm sorry, Earl, but I called
three times and no one answered.

Something is wrong.

They are sure to sleep soundly.

Give me a reason why we are here
and not in the motel.

There are two pizzas,
which were not even touched.

- That's enough for me.
- I look after baby.

Good, I check the fridge

on more suspicious foods.

The chocolate cake
needs to be controlled more closely.

I'd better send him straight to the lab.

Robbie? Charlene?

Earl! Come quickly!

They're gone!

Call the police!

Yes, with "risky rescue"
you immediately think "Robert Sinclair".

- Not funny.
- How you do that?

As if you are a kind of rescue machine.

- A dispute.
- I'll come out of here.

- Do you know why?
- How so?

Because our friend eat you first

and choke on your fat head.

- Oh yes?
- Yes.

Fat head, that's funny.

And you have
the matching fat butt.

Come here and tell me in the face.

Shut up. Shut up!

Bad enough,
to live under this noise.

Now I have this endless screaming
experience in the middle of it.

If you hate us so much,
why do you live under our house?

I live under your house?

That's a lot.

I do not live under your house,
you live on mine!

When we built the house, there was nothing here
except a mound.

The mound was my home.

In a minute I'm sitting in the conservatory
and solve crossword puzzles,

and in the next
someone pours concrete on my head!

But that was ten years ago!
What did you do so long?

Dug me through three meters of concrete.

For ten years?

I waited alone for eight years
on the approval!

I know you're mad,
but you do not have to kill us.

Will you be displaced,
do you have rights,

we can negotiate sensibly,
from species to species.

You want to negotiate?

- Yes.
- Fine, I bargain.

I negotiate,
if I have eaten you!

At least we are now in conversation.

You were right,
to call the police.

If citizens the law
take it into your own hands,

the police have little to do.

Chief, we have the search
of the nursery finished.

- Excellent. Report.
- Back here, sir.

- Right.
- Yes, sir, Chief. The hole fits.

- It's clearly about a monster.
- Are you sure?

Yes, huge spider webs.
Strange dripping sounds.

Torches on the walls.
That's a 317, yes.

- 317?
- Monster under the bed.

Always happens, ma'am.

For real? What a
Kind of monster is that?

Judging by the evidence,
I would say male,

Webbed between the claws,
about 140 kilos, many happy eyes on the head.

I only advise the eyes.

Stay calm, Mrs. Sinclair.

The situation is under control.

Your children are in capable hands

well trained lawyer.

Hey guys! We will be on TV!

Great!

- Call my mom, she should record it.
- 10-4.

We're stopping for a special report.

Here is the chief newsreader
of the DNN, Mario puppet.

Hello.

The stalemate between local police
and the monster under the bed

continues while intermediaries ways
seek to communicate with the beast.

Chief of Police Parish,
could you reach the creature?

No, Howard. I'm afraid,
so slowly we are running out of ideas.

Could you just call a phone in the
Take your hand and call the creature.

But with the police work
there are no easy answers.

Do not you agree, Chief?

Nuts.

Hi? Monster under the bed.

Can I call you back?
I'm just eating.

OK. But hurry,
I'm starving.

Here it is for you.

Hi?

Robbie, can you hear me?
Are you alright?

Yes, I'm fine so far.

We built our house
on this guy's house,

which was probably not right.

But he's not a bad guy,
pretty reasonable.

- And he's going to eat us.
- Infant! Are you that?

We hear the voice of Baby Sinclair.

He will be us
cook in a large pot of carrots.

I hate carrots!

- Earl, do something!
- Who I?

- Boy, this is your dad talking.
- How are you?

This is where your father speaks.

Look, if I say something,
you can hear that in the TV!

Hello, my name is Earl.
I'm on the phone now.

Ok, enough chitchat. Time to eat!

Please, sir. I know what to do.

We calm him down,
build a relationship.

Hey, you monster.

Ever get hot cocoa
with her father?

Oh well. Yes, I did.

- Boy, that brings back memories.
- Sure.

You really understand it.

That's because it's me
so damn important.

And now release the children, bastard!
Or we erase you!

- Then come with me!
- You do not dare to!

You dare! Come on, scaredy cat, do it!

Do it! Do it!

He is clearly unstable.
We better go in.

It seems
we have reached the boiling point.

Police and monsters are advancing
inevitable fire fight closer.

Yes.

I have just been informed that the SEK
immediately into the cave.

- Everything ready?
- Yes.

On three.

- One...
- No no!

Two...

We'll be right back. A few words
the manufacturer of flaky cotton candy.

Stop.

Zuckersüß Light and airy

Nice fresh colors

Nothing frightening

Fuzzy cotton candy

Fuzzy cotton candy

Cotton candy, cotton candy

Fuzzy cotton candy

Twice as much sugar

Fuzzy cotton candy

Twice as much sugar

Do you already know the new cocoa flake?

Twice as much sugar

Sugar, more sugar!

Twice as much sugar

Fuzzy cotton candy
Twice as much sugar

Can I have more, Mom?

And we're live again.

Three, go!

Earl, you have to stop her!

Wait a minute!

- Stop.
- What?

I have an idea!

In the midst of the chaos sounds
the lonely soft voice of a child.

What idea could this most lovely,
but have naive silly things,

which averts the terrible fate,
that happens in front of our eyes?

Do you want to hear my idea or not?

All right.

Just change the house!

Implement the house.
In a word: Ridiculous.

But let's ask our senior expert,
Holger of Dinofurth.

Holger, is that possible?

Could you just implement the house?

Clear.

But even if that's possible,

will this bloodthirsty,
half-turned cellar barbeque

such a funny idea
even consider it?

Yes OK.

- We are back home before 6 pm
- OK.

Is not that wonderful, Earl?

I only know how I feel
if the TV says that to me.

And that sounds like
this dramatic checkmate unfortunately out of

without the shootout,
we expected.

And actually needed.

Stay tuned for the movie of the week.

Very free after this incident,

but with a much more exciting ending.

And bare skin. Good night.

Once again!

I think that's it.

- That was quite an adventure, was not it?
- Yes Mama.

Ok, guys, thank you.

That was close, crisis prevented.

- All are happy.
- Yes.

Hey, you know what?

I learned an important lesson from it.

Which one, Earl?

- Come here.
- OK.

I learned when a baby
tell you something,

no matter how unlikely
or far fetched it may sound

should you believe him,
because it always tells the truth.

Earl, that's...

Ridiculous! That's a stupid lesson.

You will see.

What do you have to tell us, little man?

See, a giant monster squash!

Ok, I was probably wrong again.

No, no, really!
There's a giant monster squash out there!