Dino Dana (2017–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Dino Doctor - Be My Dinobaby - full transcript

Dana takes a trip to the hospital after seeing a Kentrosaurus injured by an Albertosaurus. Dana is adopted by a Maiasaura family while learning about how dinosaurs cared for their young.

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[Dana]
Dino Dana!

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various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

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Dino Dana!

[roar]

[Dana]
"Dino Doctor."

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There you are--
The spikiest of all dinosaurs...

The Kentrosaurus.

Now's my chance to
solve Dino Experiment 508

and see how you use your
boney spikes for defense.

I'm an Albertosaurus!
Roar!

And I'm gonna eat you
if you don't defend yourself!

Roar!

Whoa!
Powerful tail spikes.

Those aren't the only
spikes you have.

Roaaaarrrrr!

[Kentrosaurus growling]

You've also got super-
strong side spikes.



But how do you use
your back spikes?

[snorting and growling]

Think, Dana, think.

You're not as big as
a real Albertosaurus...

I'm gonna have to get bigger.

Hm...

Hey, Kentrosaurus,

watch out for THIS
Albertosaurus.

Roar!

Whoa!

You spiked it.

[growl]

Dino Experiment 508
is complete.

The Kentrosaurus

swings its bony tail spikes

to protect its tail,

it swings its side spikes
to protect its spikes,

it swings its back spikes
to protect its back

from predators
that are trying to eat it,

like the...

[loud hissing and growling]

...Albertosaurus.

Uh oh--

a REAL Albertosaurus.

[dinos hiss and growl]

Kentrosaurus,
your bony side spike!

How're you gonna protect your
side without your spike?

You lost one of your defenses.

[Kentrosaurus groans]

It looks like
the Albertosaurus knows it.

[sigh] If you can't beat them,
run from them.

Smart thinking,
Kentrosaurus!

I gotta tell...

- Sara!
- [shout]

Are you okay?!

[gasping in pain]

Ow...

Dana, I think it's broken.

We need Dad.

Ow...
Ow...

Are you even
gonna help me up?

Oh. Yeah...
Yeah.

Ow...
Ow...

Ow...
Ow...

Ow...
Ow.

So...
What happened again?

[sisters talk over each other
with conflicting stories]

[sisters talk over each other
with conflicting stories]

...and she bashed into me
and broke my arm!

Because she was sneaking up
on me to try and scare me!

Okay, that part's true,
and I would've...

Ow.

Except she fell back down
on her arm.

So it was an accident and
wasn't anybody's fault?

- Uh...
- My arm!

[both sigh]
No.

And...?

[both]
Sorry.

"Sorry" who?

[both]
Sorry, seester.

That's my girls!

Now that's sorted,
let's get an x-ray,

make sure we're actually
dealing with a broken arm.

Actually,

I already know it's broken
from how much it hurts,

which is ACTUALLY a lot.

Ohhhh... like how much it

"actually" hurt when you
thought you broke your leg?

What's your point, Dad?

Remember how that turned out
to be just a leg cramp?

Or it could've just
healed really quickly!

[sarcastic laugh]

X-ray. Let's go.
You coming, Dana?

I have a dino patient in the
park that I need to check on.

You do that, nugget.

Sara, let's go.

[Sara sighs]

- Dad, can I get a cookie?
- [Dad] Sure.

[Kentrosaurus growling outside]

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Kentrosaurus!

Sorry about your side spike.

Kentrosaurus!

Where are you?

[nearby growl]

Huh.

Sounds like a Kentrosaurus.

[hiss]

But who's making THAT noise?

[hissing and growling]

Oh no!

The Kentrosaurus is being
attacked by two Dromaeosaurus...

And one of its sides
is defenseless.

This is all my fault.

I shouldn't have distracted
the Kentrosaurus

from the Albertosaurus.

Think, Dana, think!

How would you fight off
two Dromaeosaurus?

[dinosaurs growling and hissing]

[dinosaurs growling and hissing]

With two Kentrosaurus.

[Dana roaring and shouting]

Ah-ha!

Thirty-six spikes
are better than eighteen.

[frightened hissing]

Nice job, Kentrosaurus.

Tail spike high five!

Whoa!
Gentle.

And you'll have to be
careful around predators

until your spike grows back.

Doctor Dana's orders!

And I wonder how long
that'll take.

Please don't touch it.

Dad, you're touching it.

You're tou--

Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!

I just asked you
not to touch it.

Sara, while we're waiting for
the x-rays to come back,

I wanna see how much
you can move your arm.

I can do this.

Hey, Dad.
Hey, Sara.

Hey, Dana.

- How's your arm?
- Terrible.

I think I have to
get it amputated.

You're not
getting it amputated!

What's "amputated?"

It's what's gonna
happen to me.

It's when a person needs to have
an arm or a leg removed--

but it's NOT
what's happening to Sara.

But if you did have to have
an arm or leg removed,

it just grows back!

Arms and legs
don't grow back, Dana.

Yes, they do!

Don't they, Dad?

Sorry, no.

But the Kentrosaurus lost
its boney side spike!

It has to grow back,

or else he'll be
defenseless forever

and it's all my fault.

Oh, nugget...

Nature's cruel.

Dad, think.

How can you help
a dinosaur that's lost

its boney side spike?

Well, when a human
loses an arm or a leg,

they get a prosthetic,

which is kind of like
a fake one...

...like this.

So you're saying
I need a prosthetic spike

to help the Kentrosaurus
defend itself again?

Uh... okay.

And I should use
this prosthetic arm

for his new prosthetic spike.

Uh, that's actually
really expensive.

Then I should use this cast
for his prosthetic spike,

because it's hard as bone.

That's my demo cast,
but...

sure, okay.

Thanks, Dad!

'Kay, Sara...

I'm just seeing if it fits!

Your new spike is looking good.
Now we just need to test it.

Perfect--

a Dromaeosaurus.

[hissing]

Okay, two Dromaeosaurus...

[growling, hissing, and roaring]

[growling, hissing, and roaring]

...AND an Albertosaurus!

[hissing and growling]

Sorry, Kentrosaurus.
I hope you pass this test.

[growling, hissing, and roaring]

[growling, hissing, and roaring]

Back off, Dromi!

[growl]

Home run--
tail swipe!

Watch out for
the Albertosaurus!

[T-Rex loudly snapping jaws]

Yes!
Your new side spike works!

Bye, Kentrosaurus!

Just remember to use
all your spikes every day

to keep the predators away!

[Dad]
Dana!

How's your arm?

We got the x-rays back,
and surprisingly,

Sara's arm isn't broken,
or sprained,

or even bruised.

I wanna second opinion.

[chuckle]

How's the Kendra... saura...
doble.... locious?

- Kentrosaurus?
- Yeah, that one.

It was so cool.

I put the new spike on him,

and then two Dromaeosaurus came
with an Albertosaurus,

and they were all like,
"Roar! We wanna eat you!"

And the Kentrosaurus
was all like,

"You can't eat me,
'cause I--"

- Dana, be careful!
- Ow!

[groan]

I think she broke my foot.

We'll get another x-ray.

Another x-ray!

[Sara whimpers]

I think I stepped on
your other foot.

[Sara]
Ow... Ow...

[Dana]
Next up, more Dino Dana!

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[Dana]
Dino Dana!

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various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

[roar]

[Dana]
"Be my Dino Baby."

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[Mom]
Maybe we can do it again.

The first thing I'm gonna do
is get your sister,

and if you can...

[strange snorting sounds
from nearby]

[Dana making snorting sounds]

Dana...

What are you doing?

I'm a Maiasaura baby,

and this is my nest!

Why are you using
my baby blankee?

Paleontologists found Maiasaura
bones with tons of eggs.

"Mia" even means good mother!

What does that have to do
with my blankee?

I'm trying to prove
Dino Experiment 506:

"How Was The Maiasaura
A Good Mother To Its Babies?"

And...?

And I'm using your
baby blankee softer to sit in.

- Can I borrow it, big seester?
- Mom, we talked about this.

Dana, you know you're supposed
to ask BEFORE you take.

You guys weren't home,

and it was in the spot
she keeps her diary!

- Did you read my diary?
- No...

- But who's Dylan?
- I'll wash it when she's done.

Now, why don't you
be a good daughter

and help us bring
the groceries in.

I'll be right up!

...As soon as I finish
my experiment.

[distant rumbling]

What's that sound?

Whoa!

A whole herd of Maiasaura?

[Maiasaurs snorting
and growling]

[mimicking snorts]

They don't see me.

Over here!

I'm your baby!

[mimicking dinos]

Look how cute I am!

Oh no!
They all left!

One more chance.

Let me try it with
my hood on this time.

[Maiasaur snorting]

[giggle]

Awww.

She thinks I'm her baby!

What?

Where are you going?

Oh, wait--

To the lettuce?

[Maiasaur chews]

You're just hungry.

Now how am I gonna solve
Dino Experiment 506,

"How Was The Maiasaura
A Good..."

Bleccchhh!

"...Mom?"

Uh...

Well...

Guess that's your answer.

[sigh]

The Maiasaura was
not a good mom.

She spit lettuce all over me.

Well, I guess there's
no salad tonight.

Dana, what'd you
do to my blankee?

Wasn't me.
It was the Maiasaura.

Really?

Why would a dinosaur
spit on her baby?

- I spit food on you.
- [Dana] What?

- In your mouth.
- Worse.

Sometimes I had to
chew your food for you

before you had teeth.

[sisters]
Gross.

It isn't gross.

It was to help you eat food
you couldn't chew yourself.

Wait, are you saying
the Maiasaura

was trying to
help me eat?

It's possible.

The Maiasaura IS
a good mom to its babies,

because it helped them eat!

Dino Experiment 506 is solved.

Wait--
If they were good moms,

were the Maiasaura
good dads, too?

I don't know.

Its name means "good mom,"
not "good dad."

Lots of animals
have good dads.

Some are so good they even
give birth to the babies,

like seahorses.

Glad I'm not a seahorse...
[mimicking horse] Yayyyy!

- [Dana] Dad!
- [chuckle]

So maybe the Maiasaura
was a good dad!

Dino Experiment 506 update.

I'm gonna need
your blankee again.

No way.

Mom, I asked before I took!
She has to give it.

Her blankee,
her choice.

I bet Dylan would let me...

Fine! Just take it.
[sigh]

[parents]
Who's Dylan?

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[Dana]
There's another Maiasaura?

[roar]

Do you two know each other?

[Maiasaurs groan and snort]

That must be the dad!

Yes!

Now's my chance to see how he
takes care of their babies too.

[Dana imitates Maiasaur snorts]

[Maiasaurs grunt]

Hey, dino dad!

Over here!

I'm your baby!

[sniffing]

So far so good...

[chewing]

Uh oh.
Are you gonna spit on me too?

Here it comes!

Why aren't you spitting on me?

[snort, grunt]

Hey!

Gentle Maiasaura, Dad.

[Maiasaur snorting]

You pushed me out of the nest!

...And got Sar's blankee
super dirty.

Sara's going to be so mad.

Thanks, Dad.

[Maiasaurs groaning
and snorting]

[Maiasaurs groaning
and snorting]

[sigh]

The Maiasaura
was not a good Dad.

- What happened?
- He pushed me out of the nest.

At least my blankee didn't
get covered in dino spit.

Uh, about that...

Dana!

Sorry, seester.
Dino Experiments are messy.

He stepped on it.
Worst dino dad ever.

Can you believe he
pushed me out of the nest?

Hold on there!

Sometimes kids
need a little nudge.

Sara, remember when you
wouldn't go into the classroom

on your first day of school
and I had to push you?

- No.
- Well, ya did.

And now you love school--

and apparently someone
named Dylan,

which we will
talk about later.

So you're saying
the Maiasaura dad

was trying to teach me
to leave the nest?

Why not?

So the Maiasaura is a good dad!

Dino Experiment 506 update
is solved!

Boom!

Uh, do you need some
help with dinner?

Uh, yes, please.

Just dadding--
y'know, parenting.

[Mom chuckles]

So the mom is good,

and the dad is good...

but are they good together?

Only one way to find out!

Just leave my blankee
out of it!

[sigh]

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They don't seem to
be working together.

[nearby growl]

[Maiasaurs growling in alarm]

[T-Rex roars]

A T-Rex is coming...

What're they gonna do?

Whatever it is,
I hope they do it quick.

[dinos growl menacingly
at each other]

[dinos growl menacingly
at each other]

Where you going,
Dad Maiasaura?

[dinos growl]

This...
is...

awesome!

The mom is
taking on the T-Rex

while the dad is
protecting me.

Oh no!
I think the T-Rex sees me.

[roar]

What?
Why am I going up?

Whoa...

Whoa!

You're carrying me away
from the danger!

Thanks, Maiasaura Dad.

[gasp]

I think he noticed me.

[dinosaurs roaring]

[dinosaurs roaring]

[dinosaurs roaring]

The Maiasaura mom is
distracting the T-Rex!

[dinosaurs growl and snort]

She's too fast for you,
T-Rex.

[dinosaurs growl]

Yes!

Go Maiasaura parents!

[dinosaurs roaring]

[dinosaurs roaring]

[dinosaurs roaring]

Nice team work,
Maiasaura Mom and Dad.

You worked together

to guard the nest

and protect me.

[Dad]
Dana, dinner time!

[sigh]
Gotta go, dinos.

[Maiasaurs groan and snort]

The Maiasaura's
a good mom, a good dad,

and they work together!

But the most incredible thing

is that while I was
learning all of that,

I also washed Sara's blankee!

Oh...

It's still wet.

You're welcome!

Who's hungry?

Open your mouths...

- Ewwww!
- [Sara] Gross!

[cackle] That's how we're
gonna eat from now on.

[others laugh]

[Dad]
New house rule.

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[roar]

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