Dino Dana (2017–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - Get That Incisivosaurus - Dino Sight - full transcript

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[Dana]
Dino Dana!

[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

[roar]

[Dana]
"Get That Incisivosaurus."

[coos]



There you are,
Incisivosaurus.

Just stay
right there and...

I was so close.

Dana.
Guess what?

My favorite cartoon
from when I was a kid

is finally out online.

You go to come see.

That's where my bologna
sandwich went.

Dad!
Dana.

You scared
the Incisivosaurus away.

That's this dinosaur.

I'm trying to get
one of its feathers

to complete my dino
feather collection.

Look, I got
the Sinornithosaurus,



Dromaeosaurus,

Microraptor,
Troodon,

Therizinosaurus,
Compsognathus

but look
what's missing?

The inside-of-a-saurus?

Incisivosaurus.

That's quite
the collection, nugget.

I'm going to go
clean my foot off

and then we're going
to watch cartoons.

[squawks]

I'll be back.

I've been waiting
for this cartoon

to be released
for forever.

I used to watch this
every Saturday morning.

You're going to
love this.

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[Dad laughs]

What?

You don't
find this funny?

This is a classic.
This is the Fox and the Hare.

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What's a hare?

The bunny
is the hare.

That's what they
used to call it, I think.

In the olden days?

Just watch the...

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Ouch.

Is the fox okay?

He's fine.

The fox is always
trying to catch the hare.

Must be really hungry.

Isn't it hilarious?

You know what's
really hilarious?

The Incisivosaurus.

A turkey sized,

bucktoothed,
super fast dino.

It's a theropod,

just like the T-Rex,
Dromaeosaurus

and a bunch of
other meat eaters.

Oh, so
you were using

my bologna
sandwich as bait.

Which is not what you're
going to do with this one.

[laughs]

Look, look watch
what's going to happen.

See the fox dug a pit

and put the carrot
as bait for the hare.

but guess what's
going to happen.

I don't know

But you just gave
me a great idea

how to get
my dino feather.

Alright, but hurry.
You're going to miss the...

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He never learns!

Dana!

[laughs]

[Dana]
Closer...

Closer...

Little closer.

That's it.

Mmm yum,
bologna sandwich.

What?

Why didn't you
fall into the pit?

[sighs]

All you needed to do was
stand right here and...

[chirps]

Ah.

I should have known.

You're turkey sized.

Probably too light
to fall inside the pit.

I need a new plan.

Oh.

I'll be back!

[chirps]

Again.

Dad, the pit didn't work.

Never works on
the hare either

and mine.

Wish I'd known that
before I tried it.

Ooh, look what the fox
is trying now.

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A trap that
falls from above.

Being light won't help
the Incisivosaurus

get away from that.

Spoiler alert.

This one's not
going to work either.

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Oh...

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[chirps]

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I don't have a net but
this box is just as good.

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Yes!

Time to collect
my feather.

Huh?

Where's
the Incisivosaurus?

You bit through the box

with your big buck teeth.

I'll be back.

Don't even
think about it.

And what did you do
to that Water Slider box?

Did you chew
through it?

I didn't.

The Incisivosaurus did
with its big buck teeth.

So, you didn't
get the feather?

No.

It was too light
for the pit.

And too chompy
for the box.

I'm going to need
another trap.

Dana, hand it over.

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[laughs]

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Looks like
you're the fox

and you're not fast enough
to catch the hare.

That's it.

I've got to make myself
as fast as the Incisivosaurus.

I don't have
any rockets

but I do have a...

Water slider!

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[laughs]

Jokes on you,

I took the stuff to make
another sandwich.

And I'm out of bologna.

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[chirps]

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[chirps]

You win.

What?

You're eating
the lettuce?

But you're
a carnivore, aren't you?

I guess not.

That means
you're an herbivore

in a family
of carnivores.

This is an amazing
discovery

and you just
gave me an idea.

Tomato
for a feather?

Thanks,
Incisivosaurus.

[squawks]

[laughter]

Dad, guess what?

You found your feather?
Yes.

Collection complete.

Hm.

But that's not all I got.
Here, Dad.

Hmm.
It's a bit wet.

And there's no lettuce
but thank you.

You're welcome.

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[Dad laughs]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[squawk]

[Dana]
Next up, more Dino Dana...

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[Dana]
Dino Dana!

[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]

[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

[roar]

[Dana]
"Dino Sight."

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[Dana]
Gotcha, Compsognathus!

[squawk]

Now I got you!

[sigh]
Dana...

[Dana]
I can't see anything!

The light...

Where'd it go?

Where'd what go?

The Compsognathus.

I'm trying to figure out
dino experiment 520:

Which dino had the best
eyesight for hunting.

And it definitely
wasn't the Nanuqsaurus.

The Nanuq...
...saurus!

[Dana] It's one of the coolest
dinosaurs of all time.

And I mean literally cool.

Its name means
"polar bear lizard,"

and it lived up north
where it's dark half the year.

So it could see really
good in the dark--

and it's what I am right now.

So that's why you took
my night vision goggles.

"Borrowed..."

And yes, thank you.

Mm-hm...
[gasp]

I hear your dad calling.

I didn't hear anything.

Oh, I definitely heard--
Oh! There he is again.

Really?
"Dana!"

Yep, that's him calling.

Pretty sure that was you.

Nooo!
C'mon.

[squeaking]

Here she is.
Perfect vision.

Great!

C'mon, Dana.
Time to go home.

Uh, Dad...?

Over here.

Right. [chuckle]
I knew that.

Sorry, sir...

Ma'am?

When's the last time you
had your eyes checked?

Me?
Oh, I'm fine.

We came to get Dana looked at,
right, Nugget?

[giggle]
Over here.

Right.

Uh, Dad, I think you're
the one who needs glasses.

Oh no, I'm fine.
I can see perfectly.

Hmph.
How many fingers?

Four...

Two...

Three!
[laugh]

Alright, let's get you
back in the chair.

I'll have you
seeing like an eagle.

An eagle?

Some paleontologists
think that the T-Rex

could see like an eagle...

[growl]

...Which make sense because
birds came from dinosaurs.

But how good can an eagle see?

Well, at eagle
can see like...

a person looking
through binoculars.

Can I borrow those?

Yes.

Dad, can I finish my
dino experiment in the park?

It's T-Rex time!

Okay, you stay where
I can see you.

Thanks, Dad!

Right this way.

Oh...

Yeah, just follow me.

No, no. Here.
Yeah. Mm-hm...

Forward... No.
That's sideways. This way.

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Binocular view,
activate.

Dino experiment 520,
continue.

I know the Nanuqsaurus
had night vision

but couldn't touch
the Compsognathus.

Now let's see
if the T-Rex

has better luck
with eagle vision.

Ah-ha!

With my T-Rex eagle vision,

I can spot you, Compy,

from far way
before you can see me.

Ha-ha!

Now I just need to catch it.

[squawking]

If I'm going to catch it,

I need to get closer
without it seeing me.

Just missed me.

[panting]

[hiss, squawk]

No...
Now it saw me!

[Compy squeaking]

I'm gonna get you,
Compsognathus,

just like a T-Rex would.

T-Rex eagle vision is way better

than Nanuq night vision,

but it doesn't help me
with how fast you are.

Wait up, Compy!

Where are you?

There you are!

[squawking]

[panting]

Where'd it go?

Oh no!

The Compy camouflaged itself
in the yellow flowers.

Looks like T-Rex vision

isn't the best eyesight
for hunting after all.

Now what?

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[squawk]

Dad!
Doctor Webster!

You won't believe it.

I almost caught
the Compsognathus

using T-Rex
eagle vision.

Hold that thought,
nugget...

Whoa, that's what
you look like?

Dad!

I was so close to
catching the Compsognathus

but it used camouflage
to get away

by hiding in some plants that
are the same color as it.

T-Rex eagle vision
doesn't help you

see through camouflage.

Ooh!
I like your glasses.

They're snake pattern.

Y'know, Dana, some snakes
have great vision.

Too bad there's
no snake dinos.

There are.
The Titanoboa.

The Titana-who-a?

This is the Titanoboa.

Biggest snake of all time.

But how do snakes see?

Well, some snakes have
infrared vision...

I'm a kid.

Some snakes see the heat
that comes off of a body...

I wonder what
that looks like.

Well, why don't you
see for yourself...

with these heat
vision goggles?

[Dana] Wow, this is what
heat vision looks like?

You two look so weird.

Kinda like rainbow-ey
alien blobs.

But why would snakes
wanna see like this?

Well, because, um...

Even if I try to hide
behind some plants...

[Dana]
I can still see you!

Heat vision is amazing!

Camouflage won't work
on Titanoboa vision.

Can you imagine?

The largest snake
ever discovered

also had the most
awesome eyesight.

I gotta get back to the park
to see if the Titanoboa

had the best eyesight
for hunting.

And I need to take...

...BORROW your goggles.

Go ahead.
Thank you!

It's Titanoboa time!

Ooh.
Look at these ones.

Oh...

I look like a model,
basically.

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Heat vision,
activate.

Dino experiment
520 continues.

I know the Compsognathus was

too fast for the Nanuqsaurus's
night vision

and too sneaky for
the T-Rex's eagle eye vision,

but maybe the Titanoboa's
heat vision

will be the best
eyesight for hunting.

Weeeee!

I just need to find the Compy
so I can hunt it.

[squeaking]

That sounded like
the Compsognathus!

[squeak]
There you are.

Whoa, you're really
letting off a lot of heat.

I'm gonna get you,
Compsognathus!

Wait up, Compy!

[squawking and chirping]

I'm right behind you!

There's no escape.

[squawking and chirping]

Okay, maybe you
CAN escape...

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Ah-ha!

I see you!

Trying to camouflage
again, huh, Compy?

[panting]
Not so fast.

You ran from the Nanuqsaurus
night vision,

hid from the T-Rex
eagle vision,

but there's no escaping
from Titanoboa heat vision.

[squawk]

Gotcha! Yes!
I did it!

Nom nom nom!

I'm not gonna eat you, silly.

Thanks for all your help,
Compsognathus.

[hissing and squawking]

[dinos growl]

Dino Experiment 520 is solved.

Even though the Nanuqsaurus
had great night vision

and the T-Rex had
Eagle binocular vision,

it wasn't a dino that had

the best eyesight
for hunting after all.

It was the Titanoboa,

a prehistoric snake with
super-hot heat vision.

[squawking]

You wanna play again?

Alright.

But this time,
you're the hunter.

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