Diff'rent Strokes (1978–1986): Season 5, Episode 13 - A Growing Problem - full transcript
Fed up with living under Drummond's rules, Willis decides to move into an apartment with a friend whose dependence on alcohol is troubling.
♪ Now the world don't move
♪ To the beat of just one drum
♪ What might be right for you
♪ May not be right for some
♪ A man is born
♪ He's a man of means
♪ Then along come two
♪ They got nothing
but their jeans
♪ But they got different strokes
♪ It takes different strokes
♪ It takes different
strokes to move the world
♪ Everybody's got
a special kind of story
♪ Everybody finds a way to shine
♪ It don't matter
that you got not a lot
♪ So what
♪ They'll have theirs
♪ You'll have yours
♪ And I'll have mine
♪ And together we'll be fine
♪ Cause it takes different
strokes to move the world
♪ Yes it does
♪ It takes different
strokes to move the world
- Hey, bro what's happening?
- The British are coming.
- Say what?
- My homework's
about Paul Revere.
After that long ride, he
must've had one sore butt.
- Yeah, I gotta get
on my horse too.
I got a terrific
party waiting for me.
- It'll have to
wait 'til next week.
Kimberly's on the bathroom.
- That's no problem.
I'll get her out.
Kimberly!
Yes?
- Telephone, some guy.
- Who is it?
- He didn't say but he
sound really handsome.
- It must be Robert.
- Yeah.
- Hello, Robert.
- Hello, dummy.
- Willis!
That was your
dirtiest trick ever.
- It's not as bad as the
time he super glued the legs
of your pantyhose together.
- Okay.
Two can play at that game.
Hmm, let me see.
I've got it!
The old cold cream
in the sneakers trick.
- Kimberly!
That's a terrible
rotten thing to do!
Good thinking!
Oh boy!
- This is gonna be terrible!
- I can't wait to see this!
- Uh oh.
Booze.
- It ain't Hawaiian punch.
- Hey Kimberly you can...
- What are you doing with that?
- The question is, what
are you doing with it?
- It's for the party tonight.
Everyone has to
bring his own bottle.
- If dad catches you with that,
you're gonna be
bringing your own nurse.
- What are you talking about?
I'm not a kid.
And dad wouldn't mind if I
have a drink now and then.
- Oh sure, that's why you
have to sneak it in the house.
- I wasn't sneaking it.
I mean, I had to
carry it in something.
Anyway, I'm
practically an adult now.
- Willis, if you're
such an adult,
why don't you just go
downstairs and tell dad
you're takin' that snake
bite medicine to the party?
- I don't have to.
Dad will just say it's okay.
- I think the great big
adult is afraid to tell dad.
- No I'm not.
- I don't see your feet moving.
Just your mouth.
- Alright.
I'll show you I'm not afraid.
I'll go tell him right now.
- Mirror, mirror on the wall.
Who's the
handsomest of them all?
What?
Well, you could lie a little.
- Dad, can I talk
to you for a minute?
- Sure, what's on your mind son?
- Well, I'm going to this
party at Jerry's and it's BYOB.
You know what that means?
- Sure.
It means hand me that bottle.
- Wait a minute, dad.
I...
- Hand me that bottle.
- I didn't even
have to tell you.
I coulda just done and
you woulda never found out.
- Right.
But you're too honest for that.
- Yeah, Willis.
That's a serious flaw
on your character.
- Would you two excuse
us for a minute please?
- Sure daddy.
- Willis, what has
gotten into you?
Did you really think I would
let you something like this?
- Sure, why not?
- I'll tell you why not.
Because you're
too young to drink
and it happens to
be against the law.
- Dad, a lot of kids
my age take a drink.
And Jerry's been
doing it for a long time.
- Yeah?
Who's Jerry?
Does he go to school with you?
- Well, he used to but he quit.
- A dropout huh?
- Well, he had to.
He has no folks and he has
to work to support himself.
And he's makin' out fine.
You gotta admire the guy.
- I don't admire him
if he's into drinking.
And I don't like the idea of
you hanging around with him.
- Dad I wish you'd let me
make my own decisions.
I'm almost a man.
And if I wanna take a
drink once in a while,
what's the big deal?
I can handle it.
- Oh you can huh?
- Sure.
- Okay.
- Let's have a drink.
We'll how you can handle it.
- Right now?
- Right now.
If you're determined
to take a drink,
I'd rather you do it at
home with your old man
than at some party with
a bunch of strangers.
- But dad, I...
- We'll see what happens.
Come on.
Let's be drinkin' buddies.
Sit down.
- Dad, this is
really ridiculous.
What about your party?
You're gonna be late.
- It can wait.
It's only a charity affair.
That chicken can't
get any colder than it is.
Bottoms up.
Your bottom wasn't up.
That's not drinking.
That is sipping.
Come on, drink it up.
- Well, shouldn't we
mix it with something?
- Oh I know, you mean
like those swizzle sticks
with the little
umbrellas on the top?
They just stick you in the eye.
Here we go!
Down the hatch!
- Down the hatch.
- What do you think
about drinking now, Willis?
It's great isn't it?
- Yeah, great.
- It gets even better.
Come on, let's have another.
- No!
- Here we are, Willis.
Here's lookin' at you.
Willis, you're not drinking.
- Okay, dad.
You made your point.
- Good.
That's all I wanted to do.
Let that be a lesson to you.
Let that be a
lesson to both of us.
I never drank that
much that fast in my life.
I hope that convinces you
what a couple of drinks can do.
- Dad, what about the party?
Can I still go?
- Oh no, you certainly cannot.
That party sounds
like trouble to me.
- But dad you...
- No buts.
I gotta go to my dinner.
But before that, I think
I'll have a little nap.
- Dad, you can't
treat me like this.
- You know what
your trouble is Willis?
You're not as think as
you're smart you are.
You know what I mean.
Hi there!
- Oh the heck with dad.
I'm goin' anyways.
- Mr. Drummond, you're still up.
- Yes, I'm still up.
- Oh, the sirens and
the gunshots were TV.
I was hopin' it was Elliot
Nest droppin' by for a late date.
- This whole movie's being
sponsored by a cemetery.
It's very fitting.
When Willis gets
home I'm gonna kill him.
Twice!
One for going to the party
and one for coming
home this late.
- You mean this early.
It's past four o'clock.
It is 4:28.
He's never been
this late before.
Maybe my little drinking
lesson didn't go very well
but that's no reason
for him to disobey me.
- Well, I think he'll
be home any minute.
But I know what you're thinking.
That something terrible happened
and that he got in a wreck
or that he was mugged,
that he's in the hospital
with no identification
and they don't know who to call.
- I didn't think of that.
- Then it only
would've upset you.
- You're a great comfort, Pearl.
- Say how about a
nice warm glass of milk?
- Good idea.
Thanks, Pearl.
- Hey, what's goin'
on down here?
- What are you two doing up?
- I noticed Willis wasn't home
when I went to go to the John.
- And I woke up when
Arnold dropped the toilet seat.
- I didn't mean to!
I was half asleep!
I almost fell in the bowl.
- Dad, where could Willis be?
It's almost 4:30.
- I'm worried about him.
- Well now stop worrying
and go back to bed.
I'm losing enough
sleep for all of us.
- What's everybody doin' up?
- Can't you guess?
We're modeling sleepwear.
- I thought I told you
not go to that party?
And how dare you
come in at this hour?
- Well dad it wasn't fair of you
to tell me not to go
at the last minute.
- I also told you not to drink.
You smell like a brewery.
- I only had a couple of drinks.
- From the looks
of your eyeballs,
they must've been Bloody Maries.
- Willis, you are
in deep trouble.
- I don't know why you're
making such a big deal about this.
I could take care of myself.
- You call this taking
care of yourself?
From now on,
there'll be no more drinking,
no more all-night parties,
no more anything, you
are grounded for a month.
- A month?
You can't do that.
I don't need your
permission to go out.
I can come and go as I please.
- Look Willis, as long as
you're living under this roof,
you will do as I say.
- Well then maybe I should
be living under another roof.
- I'm talking to you!
Where do you think you're going?
- Upstairs to pack.
I'm gettin' out of here.
- What?
- Willis, you can't leave!
- No, no but you just watch me.
I'm going back to Jerry's.
He just got himself a roommate.
- Willis!
You're not really gonna
move out are you?
- You're just
jiving us right bro?
- Does this suitcase
look like I'm jiving you?
I love dad but he's just
impossible to live with.
- So are you but I do it.
Willis, don't you think you
outta wait 'til you cool off?
This is gettin' out of hand.
- Listen you guys, nothing's
gonna change my mind.
I'm rightin' dad's wrong.
- He's got a head like a mule.
That's not the only place
there's a resemblance.
- Willis man, you just
can't walk out on me.
We're brothers!
I need you!
I look to you for guidance!
I love you!
On the other hand, I
would get my own room.
- Aw, come on Willis.
Please don't go.
- Look guys, this
isn't easy for me.
It's just something I gotta do.
- Willis, you're
making a big mistake.
- I know what I'm doin' Arnold.
- No you don't.
You're packing my underwear!
- Here you are, Mr. Drummond.
I made myself some hot milk too.
- Thank you, Pearl.
- This thing with Willis has
really gotten me unnerved.
I don't know how
you can be so calm.
- Well there's two
reasons for that.
First, I'm gonna stop
a kid that's big enough
to put me over his knee.
And second, he's not
going anywhere anyway.
I've seen this before.
- He threatened to leave?
- No, not him.
Me.
When I was his age, I had the
same argument with my father.
I packed my stuff,
I said goodbye
and I headed out for California.
- How far did you get?
- The front porch.
That's when I realized
what I dummy I was.
Believe me, Willis won't
get any further than I did.
You know, like dummy like son.
- Dad, you gotta do something!
He's packing!
- He's really going daddy.
- Now, now, now, don't worry.
He's just bluffing.
- I'm all ready dad.
- So I see.
- Don't try and stop me.
- I won't.
- Here's Jerry's address.
- Oh, thanks.
We'll forward your mail.
- I'll see you guys.
- Bye, Willis.
- Oh, Willis.
Remember this.
You're on your own.
No help from me.
No allowance.
I mean it.
- I'll manage.
- Willis!
Don't answer so fast!
The man's talkin' cash flow!
- And you won't get any help
from any other members
of this family either.
- It's okay dad,
I don't need it.
- Alright, Willis.
That's enough of this nonsense.
Take that bag
upstairs and unpack.
- Now there you go,
telling me what to do again.
- You're darn right, I am.
You're not going out that door.
- I'm as big as you are and
if I wanna go out this door,
I'll go!
- Oh no you won't.
He did it.
He left.
- Too bad we don't
have a front porch.
♪ We'll be alright
♪ In the morning time
♪ Yeah
♪ Doin' fine
- Jerry.
Jerry!
- What?
- Do you mind turning
that down while I study?
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
- Sure.
I think I'll get a refresher.
You want brew?
- Oh no thanks, Jer.
Hey, don't you think
you've had enough?
- Hey man, you're
not my guardian.
I'm just being my
usual mellow self.
Oh, you know we better
lay in a few six packs.
The guys are
comin' over tonight.
- Again?
You know Jerry it's kinda
hard for me to do my homework
with guys passing
out on my books.
I'll get it.
- Hi, Willis.
- Hey, Kimberly!
What a surprise.
Come on in.
You know Jerry.
- Hi, Jerry!
- Hello, Kimberly.
How are you?
- I was just on my
way to ballet class
and I thought I'd drop
by and see your place.
- Well, this is it.
What do you think?
- It has possibilities.
Clean it up a little and you
can use it for the city dump.
- Well what do you want?
I mean, it's the maid's day off.
- Look Willis, isn't two
days of this enough?
Please come home.
I miss you and so does Arnold.
He says he misses the way
you mumble dirty
words in your sleep.
- What about dad?
Does he talk about me?
- Well.
No.
- Who cares?
- Well, here Willis.
I thought this might
come in handy.
- 20 bucks!
Thanks, Kimberly.
- Well, I gotta go.
I'll see you later.
Bye.
- Hey Arnold!
- Hi, Willis!
How you doin'?
- What are you doin' here?
- Well, I figured maybe
you could use a little help.
It's all I've got.
But it's yours.
- Five bucks, oh thanks.
Arnold, you shouldn't have.
- I know.
Listen, if you happen
to see Kimberly,
don't tell her this because
it'll just make her feel bad.
You know what
cheapskate she can be.
- Arnold...
- You know, you
said it yourself Willis.
Give her a penny and
she'd pinch the beard
right off Abe Lincoln.
- Kimberly's right
behind this door.
- What you talkin' about Willis?
- Hi there.
- It's always a thrill to
see my darling sister.
- Yeah and it's always a thrill
to hear what my darling
brothers think of me.
- He didn't mean that, Kimberly.
- Yeah!
Don't you know a
joke when you hear it?
She doesn't know a
joke when she hears it.
- I'll see you later
Willis, alright?
- Thanks for the 20
bucks again, Kimberly.
- You're welcome.
Bye.
- Bye bye.
- Bye Jerry.
Bye.
- 20 bucks?
Since you just struck it rich,
you won't be needing
my puny contribution.
Welcome home.
- Hey, how do you
like our pat Arnold?
- No self respecting
cockroach would live here.
- You ready for a
drink now Willis?
- No, I'm cool.
- What about me?
- Are you kidding?
- Willis, I'm old enough
to go for the gusto.
- Forget it.
- Willis, dad's not around.
I could do whatever
I want just like you.
- Yeah.
Come on.
One little drink won't kill him.
- Alright.
What do you want?
- Oh, I don't know.
Dry Martini.
Tequila Sunrise.
- We got vodka and tonic.
- That'll do just fine.
Set 'em up, Joe.
- You want 'em on the rocks?
- Nah, just put some ice in it.
- Here you go.
- Ah.
Watch out stomach,
I've got some news.
Hang on to your linen
'cause here come the booze.
Here's to ya.
That's the strong stuff.
That stuff will
dissolve your tonsils.
- That's just the tonic.
I didn't put vodka in it.
- What's the big idea?
- The big idea is you're
too young to be drinking.
- Willis, you sound
like your dad.
- Well as far as I was
concerned, I am dad.
Get it?
- Got it.
Well, guess I'll be
seeing you Willis.
Man, I wish you'd come home.
- Why?
You miss me?
- Of course I do.
Look, I was just kidding before.
You can have this.
- That's okay, Arnold.
I don't need it really.
- That's good 'cause I do.
Well,
see you man.
- See you man.
Take it easy.
- Bye.
- Dinner's ready gang.
- Pearl, I see you've set an
extra place at the table again.
- Well, I keep hoping that
Willis would come home.
- So do we.
- I must say, I am surprised
that he hasn't called.
He hasn't called has he?
- No but he's fine, dad.
- What?
How do you know that?
- Well as a matter of act,
Arnold and I went
to see him at Jerry's.
But we didn't think you'd
want to hear about it.
- No, I don't.
How is he?
- Well, it's kinda
hard to tell with Willis.
His face always looks like he
has his shorts on backwards.
But he says he's having
a ball bein' on his own.
- Really?
Well, we'll see if he
still feels the same way
after a few more days of that.
- What kind of place
is Willis living in?
- You could call it early slum.
- But it's nothing a
wrecking ball couldn't fix.
- Mr. Drummond, don't
you think he's had enough?
Maybe you should
ask him to come back.
- No, I can't do that.
- Sure you can, dad.
It's easy.
Just say, "Willis
please come back."
I could even say it for you.
- Look, I miss Willis as
much as all of you do.
But he's gotta learn for
himself that he's not a man yet.
He's still a kid.
He still needs a father's
hand to guide him.
Now if I ask him
to come back now,
it'll be on his terms.
That won't be
good for him at all.
- I guess you're right daddy.
Unfortunately.
- Hi.
- Willis!
- Willis, what happened?
- What on earth?
Willis!
- Willis, what happened to you?
- Jerry and I were in
this real bad car accident.
I was lucky I came out
with a few scratches.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Well thank god you're alright.
How did you get home?
- The police brought me.
- Well, come on
sit down over here.
Now tell me what happened.
- We were leaving this bar
and I guess Jerry
had a few too many.
And he ran this red light
and this big truck...
I didn't even see it coming.
It just plowed right into us.
- How's Jerry?
- He's real bad.
He's in a coma.
No.
- They wouldn't let me see him.
The doctor says there's
nothing I can and to go home.
This is my home.
Isn't it?
Dad, I want to come back.
Can I?
- Of course, son.
- There's a place I set
for you at the table Willis.
- And I kept your half of
the room just the way it was.
Messy.
- Dad, I really
feel like a fool.
- Willis,
I know you think that I
boss you around too much
but I don't do that just
to exercise my authority.
I do that because I love you
and I want you to do
what's best for you.
- Yeah, I know.
But dad can we do
something to help Jerry?
He's really a good guy.
He's kinda lost.
He's got nobody
that cares about him.
- Well, I'll be happy
to do whatever I can.
- Hello?
Yes, he is.
Who's calling?
Just a minute.
- It's for you Willis.
It's the hospital.
- Hello?
Yes, this is Willis Jackson.
How's my friend, Jerry?
Oh no.
- Hey Willis, I'm sorry.
- Dad.
It's just hard to
believe that Jerry's...
Look at me, I'm
cryin' like a kid.
- No son.
You're cryin' like a man.
♪ Now the world don't move
♪ To the beat of just one drum
♪ What might be right for you
♪ May not be right for some
♪ A man is born
♪ He's a man of means
♪ Then along come two
♪ They got nothing
but their jeans
♪ But they got different strokes
♪ It takes different strokes
♪ It takes different
strokes to move the world
♪ Yes it does
♪ It takes different
strokes to move the world
♪ To the beat of just one drum
♪ What might be right for you
♪ May not be right for some
♪ A man is born
♪ He's a man of means
♪ Then along come two
♪ They got nothing
but their jeans
♪ But they got different strokes
♪ It takes different strokes
♪ It takes different
strokes to move the world
♪ Everybody's got
a special kind of story
♪ Everybody finds a way to shine
♪ It don't matter
that you got not a lot
♪ So what
♪ They'll have theirs
♪ You'll have yours
♪ And I'll have mine
♪ And together we'll be fine
♪ Cause it takes different
strokes to move the world
♪ Yes it does
♪ It takes different
strokes to move the world
- Hey, bro what's happening?
- The British are coming.
- Say what?
- My homework's
about Paul Revere.
After that long ride, he
must've had one sore butt.
- Yeah, I gotta get
on my horse too.
I got a terrific
party waiting for me.
- It'll have to
wait 'til next week.
Kimberly's on the bathroom.
- That's no problem.
I'll get her out.
Kimberly!
Yes?
- Telephone, some guy.
- Who is it?
- He didn't say but he
sound really handsome.
- It must be Robert.
- Yeah.
- Hello, Robert.
- Hello, dummy.
- Willis!
That was your
dirtiest trick ever.
- It's not as bad as the
time he super glued the legs
of your pantyhose together.
- Okay.
Two can play at that game.
Hmm, let me see.
I've got it!
The old cold cream
in the sneakers trick.
- Kimberly!
That's a terrible
rotten thing to do!
Good thinking!
Oh boy!
- This is gonna be terrible!
- I can't wait to see this!
- Uh oh.
Booze.
- It ain't Hawaiian punch.
- Hey Kimberly you can...
- What are you doing with that?
- The question is, what
are you doing with it?
- It's for the party tonight.
Everyone has to
bring his own bottle.
- If dad catches you with that,
you're gonna be
bringing your own nurse.
- What are you talking about?
I'm not a kid.
And dad wouldn't mind if I
have a drink now and then.
- Oh sure, that's why you
have to sneak it in the house.
- I wasn't sneaking it.
I mean, I had to
carry it in something.
Anyway, I'm
practically an adult now.
- Willis, if you're
such an adult,
why don't you just go
downstairs and tell dad
you're takin' that snake
bite medicine to the party?
- I don't have to.
Dad will just say it's okay.
- I think the great big
adult is afraid to tell dad.
- No I'm not.
- I don't see your feet moving.
Just your mouth.
- Alright.
I'll show you I'm not afraid.
I'll go tell him right now.
- Mirror, mirror on the wall.
Who's the
handsomest of them all?
What?
Well, you could lie a little.
- Dad, can I talk
to you for a minute?
- Sure, what's on your mind son?
- Well, I'm going to this
party at Jerry's and it's BYOB.
You know what that means?
- Sure.
It means hand me that bottle.
- Wait a minute, dad.
I...
- Hand me that bottle.
- I didn't even
have to tell you.
I coulda just done and
you woulda never found out.
- Right.
But you're too honest for that.
- Yeah, Willis.
That's a serious flaw
on your character.
- Would you two excuse
us for a minute please?
- Sure daddy.
- Willis, what has
gotten into you?
Did you really think I would
let you something like this?
- Sure, why not?
- I'll tell you why not.
Because you're
too young to drink
and it happens to
be against the law.
- Dad, a lot of kids
my age take a drink.
And Jerry's been
doing it for a long time.
- Yeah?
Who's Jerry?
Does he go to school with you?
- Well, he used to but he quit.
- A dropout huh?
- Well, he had to.
He has no folks and he has
to work to support himself.
And he's makin' out fine.
You gotta admire the guy.
- I don't admire him
if he's into drinking.
And I don't like the idea of
you hanging around with him.
- Dad I wish you'd let me
make my own decisions.
I'm almost a man.
And if I wanna take a
drink once in a while,
what's the big deal?
I can handle it.
- Oh you can huh?
- Sure.
- Okay.
- Let's have a drink.
We'll how you can handle it.
- Right now?
- Right now.
If you're determined
to take a drink,
I'd rather you do it at
home with your old man
than at some party with
a bunch of strangers.
- But dad, I...
- We'll see what happens.
Come on.
Let's be drinkin' buddies.
Sit down.
- Dad, this is
really ridiculous.
What about your party?
You're gonna be late.
- It can wait.
It's only a charity affair.
That chicken can't
get any colder than it is.
Bottoms up.
Your bottom wasn't up.
That's not drinking.
That is sipping.
Come on, drink it up.
- Well, shouldn't we
mix it with something?
- Oh I know, you mean
like those swizzle sticks
with the little
umbrellas on the top?
They just stick you in the eye.
Here we go!
Down the hatch!
- Down the hatch.
- What do you think
about drinking now, Willis?
It's great isn't it?
- Yeah, great.
- It gets even better.
Come on, let's have another.
- No!
- Here we are, Willis.
Here's lookin' at you.
Willis, you're not drinking.
- Okay, dad.
You made your point.
- Good.
That's all I wanted to do.
Let that be a lesson to you.
Let that be a
lesson to both of us.
I never drank that
much that fast in my life.
I hope that convinces you
what a couple of drinks can do.
- Dad, what about the party?
Can I still go?
- Oh no, you certainly cannot.
That party sounds
like trouble to me.
- But dad you...
- No buts.
I gotta go to my dinner.
But before that, I think
I'll have a little nap.
- Dad, you can't
treat me like this.
- You know what
your trouble is Willis?
You're not as think as
you're smart you are.
You know what I mean.
Hi there!
- Oh the heck with dad.
I'm goin' anyways.
- Mr. Drummond, you're still up.
- Yes, I'm still up.
- Oh, the sirens and
the gunshots were TV.
I was hopin' it was Elliot
Nest droppin' by for a late date.
- This whole movie's being
sponsored by a cemetery.
It's very fitting.
When Willis gets
home I'm gonna kill him.
Twice!
One for going to the party
and one for coming
home this late.
- You mean this early.
It's past four o'clock.
It is 4:28.
He's never been
this late before.
Maybe my little drinking
lesson didn't go very well
but that's no reason
for him to disobey me.
- Well, I think he'll
be home any minute.
But I know what you're thinking.
That something terrible happened
and that he got in a wreck
or that he was mugged,
that he's in the hospital
with no identification
and they don't know who to call.
- I didn't think of that.
- Then it only
would've upset you.
- You're a great comfort, Pearl.
- Say how about a
nice warm glass of milk?
- Good idea.
Thanks, Pearl.
- Hey, what's goin'
on down here?
- What are you two doing up?
- I noticed Willis wasn't home
when I went to go to the John.
- And I woke up when
Arnold dropped the toilet seat.
- I didn't mean to!
I was half asleep!
I almost fell in the bowl.
- Dad, where could Willis be?
It's almost 4:30.
- I'm worried about him.
- Well now stop worrying
and go back to bed.
I'm losing enough
sleep for all of us.
- What's everybody doin' up?
- Can't you guess?
We're modeling sleepwear.
- I thought I told you
not go to that party?
And how dare you
come in at this hour?
- Well dad it wasn't fair of you
to tell me not to go
at the last minute.
- I also told you not to drink.
You smell like a brewery.
- I only had a couple of drinks.
- From the looks
of your eyeballs,
they must've been Bloody Maries.
- Willis, you are
in deep trouble.
- I don't know why you're
making such a big deal about this.
I could take care of myself.
- You call this taking
care of yourself?
From now on,
there'll be no more drinking,
no more all-night parties,
no more anything, you
are grounded for a month.
- A month?
You can't do that.
I don't need your
permission to go out.
I can come and go as I please.
- Look Willis, as long as
you're living under this roof,
you will do as I say.
- Well then maybe I should
be living under another roof.
- I'm talking to you!
Where do you think you're going?
- Upstairs to pack.
I'm gettin' out of here.
- What?
- Willis, you can't leave!
- No, no but you just watch me.
I'm going back to Jerry's.
He just got himself a roommate.
- Willis!
You're not really gonna
move out are you?
- You're just
jiving us right bro?
- Does this suitcase
look like I'm jiving you?
I love dad but he's just
impossible to live with.
- So are you but I do it.
Willis, don't you think you
outta wait 'til you cool off?
This is gettin' out of hand.
- Listen you guys, nothing's
gonna change my mind.
I'm rightin' dad's wrong.
- He's got a head like a mule.
That's not the only place
there's a resemblance.
- Willis man, you just
can't walk out on me.
We're brothers!
I need you!
I look to you for guidance!
I love you!
On the other hand, I
would get my own room.
- Aw, come on Willis.
Please don't go.
- Look guys, this
isn't easy for me.
It's just something I gotta do.
- Willis, you're
making a big mistake.
- I know what I'm doin' Arnold.
- No you don't.
You're packing my underwear!
- Here you are, Mr. Drummond.
I made myself some hot milk too.
- Thank you, Pearl.
- This thing with Willis has
really gotten me unnerved.
I don't know how
you can be so calm.
- Well there's two
reasons for that.
First, I'm gonna stop
a kid that's big enough
to put me over his knee.
And second, he's not
going anywhere anyway.
I've seen this before.
- He threatened to leave?
- No, not him.
Me.
When I was his age, I had the
same argument with my father.
I packed my stuff,
I said goodbye
and I headed out for California.
- How far did you get?
- The front porch.
That's when I realized
what I dummy I was.
Believe me, Willis won't
get any further than I did.
You know, like dummy like son.
- Dad, you gotta do something!
He's packing!
- He's really going daddy.
- Now, now, now, don't worry.
He's just bluffing.
- I'm all ready dad.
- So I see.
- Don't try and stop me.
- I won't.
- Here's Jerry's address.
- Oh, thanks.
We'll forward your mail.
- I'll see you guys.
- Bye, Willis.
- Oh, Willis.
Remember this.
You're on your own.
No help from me.
No allowance.
I mean it.
- I'll manage.
- Willis!
Don't answer so fast!
The man's talkin' cash flow!
- And you won't get any help
from any other members
of this family either.
- It's okay dad,
I don't need it.
- Alright, Willis.
That's enough of this nonsense.
Take that bag
upstairs and unpack.
- Now there you go,
telling me what to do again.
- You're darn right, I am.
You're not going out that door.
- I'm as big as you are and
if I wanna go out this door,
I'll go!
- Oh no you won't.
He did it.
He left.
- Too bad we don't
have a front porch.
♪ We'll be alright
♪ In the morning time
♪ Yeah
♪ Doin' fine
- Jerry.
Jerry!
- What?
- Do you mind turning
that down while I study?
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
- Sure.
I think I'll get a refresher.
You want brew?
- Oh no thanks, Jer.
Hey, don't you think
you've had enough?
- Hey man, you're
not my guardian.
I'm just being my
usual mellow self.
Oh, you know we better
lay in a few six packs.
The guys are
comin' over tonight.
- Again?
You know Jerry it's kinda
hard for me to do my homework
with guys passing
out on my books.
I'll get it.
- Hi, Willis.
- Hey, Kimberly!
What a surprise.
Come on in.
You know Jerry.
- Hi, Jerry!
- Hello, Kimberly.
How are you?
- I was just on my
way to ballet class
and I thought I'd drop
by and see your place.
- Well, this is it.
What do you think?
- It has possibilities.
Clean it up a little and you
can use it for the city dump.
- Well what do you want?
I mean, it's the maid's day off.
- Look Willis, isn't two
days of this enough?
Please come home.
I miss you and so does Arnold.
He says he misses the way
you mumble dirty
words in your sleep.
- What about dad?
Does he talk about me?
- Well.
No.
- Who cares?
- Well, here Willis.
I thought this might
come in handy.
- 20 bucks!
Thanks, Kimberly.
- Well, I gotta go.
I'll see you later.
Bye.
- Hey Arnold!
- Hi, Willis!
How you doin'?
- What are you doin' here?
- Well, I figured maybe
you could use a little help.
It's all I've got.
But it's yours.
- Five bucks, oh thanks.
Arnold, you shouldn't have.
- I know.
Listen, if you happen
to see Kimberly,
don't tell her this because
it'll just make her feel bad.
You know what
cheapskate she can be.
- Arnold...
- You know, you
said it yourself Willis.
Give her a penny and
she'd pinch the beard
right off Abe Lincoln.
- Kimberly's right
behind this door.
- What you talkin' about Willis?
- Hi there.
- It's always a thrill to
see my darling sister.
- Yeah and it's always a thrill
to hear what my darling
brothers think of me.
- He didn't mean that, Kimberly.
- Yeah!
Don't you know a
joke when you hear it?
She doesn't know a
joke when she hears it.
- I'll see you later
Willis, alright?
- Thanks for the 20
bucks again, Kimberly.
- You're welcome.
Bye.
- Bye bye.
- Bye Jerry.
Bye.
- 20 bucks?
Since you just struck it rich,
you won't be needing
my puny contribution.
Welcome home.
- Hey, how do you
like our pat Arnold?
- No self respecting
cockroach would live here.
- You ready for a
drink now Willis?
- No, I'm cool.
- What about me?
- Are you kidding?
- Willis, I'm old enough
to go for the gusto.
- Forget it.
- Willis, dad's not around.
I could do whatever
I want just like you.
- Yeah.
Come on.
One little drink won't kill him.
- Alright.
What do you want?
- Oh, I don't know.
Dry Martini.
Tequila Sunrise.
- We got vodka and tonic.
- That'll do just fine.
Set 'em up, Joe.
- You want 'em on the rocks?
- Nah, just put some ice in it.
- Here you go.
- Ah.
Watch out stomach,
I've got some news.
Hang on to your linen
'cause here come the booze.
Here's to ya.
That's the strong stuff.
That stuff will
dissolve your tonsils.
- That's just the tonic.
I didn't put vodka in it.
- What's the big idea?
- The big idea is you're
too young to be drinking.
- Willis, you sound
like your dad.
- Well as far as I was
concerned, I am dad.
Get it?
- Got it.
Well, guess I'll be
seeing you Willis.
Man, I wish you'd come home.
- Why?
You miss me?
- Of course I do.
Look, I was just kidding before.
You can have this.
- That's okay, Arnold.
I don't need it really.
- That's good 'cause I do.
Well,
see you man.
- See you man.
Take it easy.
- Bye.
- Dinner's ready gang.
- Pearl, I see you've set an
extra place at the table again.
- Well, I keep hoping that
Willis would come home.
- So do we.
- I must say, I am surprised
that he hasn't called.
He hasn't called has he?
- No but he's fine, dad.
- What?
How do you know that?
- Well as a matter of act,
Arnold and I went
to see him at Jerry's.
But we didn't think you'd
want to hear about it.
- No, I don't.
How is he?
- Well, it's kinda
hard to tell with Willis.
His face always looks like he
has his shorts on backwards.
But he says he's having
a ball bein' on his own.
- Really?
Well, we'll see if he
still feels the same way
after a few more days of that.
- What kind of place
is Willis living in?
- You could call it early slum.
- But it's nothing a
wrecking ball couldn't fix.
- Mr. Drummond, don't
you think he's had enough?
Maybe you should
ask him to come back.
- No, I can't do that.
- Sure you can, dad.
It's easy.
Just say, "Willis
please come back."
I could even say it for you.
- Look, I miss Willis as
much as all of you do.
But he's gotta learn for
himself that he's not a man yet.
He's still a kid.
He still needs a father's
hand to guide him.
Now if I ask him
to come back now,
it'll be on his terms.
That won't be
good for him at all.
- I guess you're right daddy.
Unfortunately.
- Hi.
- Willis!
- Willis, what happened?
- What on earth?
Willis!
- Willis, what happened to you?
- Jerry and I were in
this real bad car accident.
I was lucky I came out
with a few scratches.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Well thank god you're alright.
How did you get home?
- The police brought me.
- Well, come on
sit down over here.
Now tell me what happened.
- We were leaving this bar
and I guess Jerry
had a few too many.
And he ran this red light
and this big truck...
I didn't even see it coming.
It just plowed right into us.
- How's Jerry?
- He's real bad.
He's in a coma.
No.
- They wouldn't let me see him.
The doctor says there's
nothing I can and to go home.
This is my home.
Isn't it?
Dad, I want to come back.
Can I?
- Of course, son.
- There's a place I set
for you at the table Willis.
- And I kept your half of
the room just the way it was.
Messy.
- Dad, I really
feel like a fool.
- Willis,
I know you think that I
boss you around too much
but I don't do that just
to exercise my authority.
I do that because I love you
and I want you to do
what's best for you.
- Yeah, I know.
But dad can we do
something to help Jerry?
He's really a good guy.
He's kinda lost.
He's got nobody
that cares about him.
- Well, I'll be happy
to do whatever I can.
- Hello?
Yes, he is.
Who's calling?
Just a minute.
- It's for you Willis.
It's the hospital.
- Hello?
Yes, this is Willis Jackson.
How's my friend, Jerry?
Oh no.
- Hey Willis, I'm sorry.
- Dad.
It's just hard to
believe that Jerry's...
Look at me, I'm
cryin' like a kid.
- No son.
You're cryin' like a man.
♪ Now the world don't move
♪ To the beat of just one drum
♪ What might be right for you
♪ May not be right for some
♪ A man is born
♪ He's a man of means
♪ Then along come two
♪ They got nothing
but their jeans
♪ But they got different strokes
♪ It takes different strokes
♪ It takes different
strokes to move the world
♪ Yes it does
♪ It takes different
strokes to move the world