Devious Maids (2013–2016): Season 4, Episode 7 - Episode #4.7 - full transcript

Previously
on "Devious Maids"...

You told me that you
were going home to Seattle.

Honestly, I never left.

You humiliated me
in front of those horrible men.

- It's work.
- And work takes priority.

I'm starting to get that.
[Scoffs]

It's good that you're going.
I need some time.

So, how long you plan
on being away?

There's one thing
that I have to do.

I'm going to find my real dad.

[Voice breaking] Even you
don't think I'm hot anymore!



I think you're
the most beautiful woman

in the whole world.

- I can't believe that just happened.
- Me, neither.

You had to make a choice

between the life of a baby
and my life,

and you made the wrong one.

If you can't stand up to
your mother, then this is over.

Go to hell, Mother.

I broke up with my mother,
so can I stay here?

With me?

I don't have anywhere else
to go.

Oh, you're the reverend?
Hello.

Would you like to have dinner
with me tomorrow night?

Just use that money



to hire the best
divorce attorney you can find

and get the hell away
from that man for good.

I'm Shannon.
I'm Peri's sister.

You can't let that woman
raise my son!

Peri was in The Circle.

I just wish I could get inside,
but they only want rich people.

You mean you want me
to join the cult?

If Peri had a secret,
maybe it got her killed.

Someone's going around asking
about Peri's murder.

- Rosie.
- We'll be home soon, huh?

[Gasps, screams]

Are you okay?
Where's Tucker?

We're both fine.

It was a warning.
I must be getting close.

[Raspily] What's in this?

[Coughs] Tucker Westmore
is the key to everything.

[Coughs]

I cannot believe it.

Someone ran your car
off the road?

It was The Circle.

Oh, honey, you got to stay away
from traffic circles.

They're confusing,
even for good drivers.

Not a traffic circle,
The Circle.

It's a cult for rich people
and celebrities.

Peri was a member.

- Like a Hollywood cult?
- Mmhmm.

Do they help singers break
into the music business?

They only want fancy people.

That's why I had
Ms. Genevieve join

so she could spy for me.

What? You allowed
the most wide-eyed,

unsuspecting woman in the world

to join a group that specializes
in mind control?

That does sound
kind of bad, hmm?

Get her out of there!

Everything good here, ladies?

I know it's all good with you,
beautiful.

What?

Usually that pobrecito can
barely say two words to you.

And if he does,

he either says them to his feet
or your boobies.

Oh, my God.
You slept with Doug.

Shh!
[Giggles]

Yes, okay?

I was in a bad place
and I needed someone.

That's why I did it...
[Giggles]

the first time.

There was more than one time?

Yeah. And this
is gonna sound weird,

but he's amazing in bed.

Hey, guys.
Everything good tonight?

Him?!

It's true.

He does this
hand massage thing here...

[Moans]

It's the best sex
I've ever had.

[Glass shattering]

I'm so, so sorry.

- Him?
- Him?

♪ ♪

You see, my husband, a horse's
ass named Adrian Powell,

has retained every top divorce
attorney in Beverly Hills,

which is why I
found myself here

seeking legal representation
in... the Valley.

Mrs. Powell,

I'm the most respected
divorce attorney in Encino.

[Chuckles] Yes.

But how are you
with Beverly Hills divorce law?

I can't imagine it's the same
here in the Valley

where, clearly, there's nothing
worth fighting over.

You keep saying "the Valley"

as though it's
a third-world country.

This is Encino.
It's upscale.

If you say so.

Anyway, I would like to move
this divorce along

so I can adjust my current
living arrangements.

And what are they?

I'm staying with
my friend Marisol,

and it is not
the picture of luxury.

You moved out of your mansion.

Is that a problem?

If it appears to the court like

you're the one who abandoned
your home and your marriage,

it may negatively impact
your settlement.

But that's absurd.
I haven't done anything wrong.

Besides, even if I could stomach
moving back in with Adrian,

he has made it very difficult
to get into that house.

Millions of dollars
are at stake.

You need to move back
into your home immediately.

So, what do you think?

Very... impressive.

I mean, what you're doing
is very impressive.

So, what made you decide
to become a trainer?

Well... fitness has always
been a hobby,

and I don't want
to be a maid forever.

Look at you,
Starting your own business.

[Laughs]

Danni must be pretty happy,
huh?

I don't know.

I haven't talked to her

since she went home
to Puerto Rico.

So, how are things
with you and Peter?

Uh, w-we're... good.

Uh-oh.

What?
I said "We're good."

No, you said [Imitating Marisol]
"We're... good."

What happened?

We had a fight right before he
went away on a business trip.

Honestly, I don't know
where we stand right now.

But on the bright side,

that means you're free
to have dinner with me.

- Dinner?
- Mmhmm.

I-I don't think I can,
um...

Come on!
It's my treat.

I want to pick your brain
about this business stuff.

I mean, we're friends,
aren't we?

Yeah.

Great.
It is a date.

♪ ♪

I just joined The Circle.

Now you want me to quit?

It's too dangerous.

I'll find another way
to help Spence.

Besides, now Zoila
won't have to worry about you.

Hold on.
Zoila is worried about me?

Well, I told her
about you joining The Circle,

and she was not happy.

You should have seen her face.

She made the sour face?

Aw. I can just picture all those
angry little frown lines.

You've been friends
for 20 years.

She still cares about you.

I thought she'd written me off.

She may be angry with you,

but I think if you were
in trouble,

she'd still come running.

It's good to know.

So, I take it you're not
a morning person?

I never had a reason to be
until now.

No! No! Oh, no!
[Laughs]

I want to... Come on.
I want to start my day.

Help me make the bed.

All right.

Okay.

[Sighs]

What are you doing?

Making the bed?

Oh, my God.

You don't know how
to make a bed.

[Sighs] My mother
always did it for me.

Hey, if someone offered
to make your bed every day,

I'm sure you'd let them.

Okay.
I'll give you that one.

I was thinking of going
for a jog.

You mind?

Ohh.
Only if you make me go with you.

[Chuckles]

Green and green?

What, are you
jogging with leprechauns?

Well, these are
the only things that match.

Except they don't.

Did your mother lay out your
clothes every morning, too?

[Chuckling] No.

Sometimes she laid them out
the night before.

Okay.

I'm gonna make some toast.
Do you want some?

Thanks. Uh, you mind
cutting the crusts off?

Is that how your mother
does it?

I'd prefer not to answer that.

♪ ♪

I'm so sorry.
I've made such a mess of things.

Would you ever consider
taking me back?

What about the good
Reverend Hamilton?

He broke up with me.

But the truth is, I'm glad.
He never challenged me.

He never fully captured my heart
the way you did.

Well, I was wondering

when you were going
to come to your senses.

All I want is to lie beside you
and feel your arms around me.

Is something wrong?

Evelyn, are you certain

you've forgiven me
all my transgressions?

Every one.

The sexual indiscretions
over the years,

the faked paralysis?

Water under the bridge.

You're lying.

You haven't forgiven me...
not in the slightest.

Why would you say that?

Because you have a tell.

Kills me to admit I've been
aware of it for years.

Every time you tell
an untruth...

you take a sip of wine.

That proves nothing.

I've always been a lush,
and you know it.

Then convince me.

Give me a kiss on the lips,

and tell me that you love me.

Very well.

There.

And I love you.

Evelyn, I don't know
what kind of game this is,

but I'm not playing.

♪ ♪

[Swishes, gargles]

I feel dizzy.

Have you been spinning
around again, chiquito?

Don't do that.

Now go play with your Legos.
I'm talking to Jesse.

I'm sorry.
You were saying?

Just that you're bananas
to keep pursing The Circle.

You're lucky to be alive
after that car crash.

But I'm getting so close
to the truth.

I know Peri told The Circle
all her secrets...

[Footsteps approach]
...and they recorded it.

I've got to find that video.

Jesse, I still can't
get ahold of Ben.

Are you sure he hasn't come by?

Uh, no, ma'am.
I haven't seen him.

I don't get it.

We were supposed to get together
today to discuss my career.

You know, he's managing me now.

Wasn't he Peri's manager, too?

Yes. He's very good.

Except when he's
not returning my calls.

I'm going to his office.

Keep an eye on Tucker.
He's been fussy all morning.

Yes, Miss Shannon.

[Door opens, closes]
That's weird.

Why is Ben ignoring her?

I don't know.

But you said they're
in The Circle together.

If you want to find out
where they meet,

you can follow one of them.

[Thud, clatter]

Tucker?!
Tucker?! Oh, my God!

Tucker! Are you okay?!

Call 911!

Tucker's a brave boy,
Miss Greene.

- He's gonna be okay.
- Oh, thank you, Doctor.

I'm just so worried about him.

[Sighs]

Uh... yes.

I'll, um... I'll let you know
when you can see him.

What did the doctor say?

Is... Is Tucker all right?

He's stable.

Apparently he had some internal
injuries from the car crash,

but they missed the signs
when he first came in.

Oh, my God.

He has something called, um,
"cardiac tamponade."

It's an injury to his heart.

That sounds serious.
Can they fix it?

Well, he has to have surgery
in a few days,

but they expect he'll make
a full recovery.

Is that doctor looking at me?

I don't think so.

Miss Shannon, why are they
waiting to do Tucker's surgery?

It has something to do
with the... the blood bank.

Tucker has a blood type
that's difficult to match.

What about Spence?

He's Tucker's father.
He can donate blood.

No.
No, we're not doing that.

I don't want Spence or his blood
anywhere near my nephew.

♪ ♪

[Sighs]

For a guy who loves
"Lord of the Rings,"

you're really good at that.

I'll take that as a compliment.

[Giggles]

Actually,
I love all the "Lords"...

"Lord of the Rings,"
"Flies," and "Dance."

You're a giant nerd.
[Chuckles]

[Cellphone vibrating]

[Cellphone beeps]

Ay, Danni.

She's driving me crazy
all the way from Puerto Rico.

What's wrong?

My tía Yolanda sent me
an e-mail

saying that Danni's
been asking around

trying to find out
who her birth father is.

And that would be bad?

Yes, it would be bad.

Lucas was
my high-school sweetheart,

and I never even told him
that I was pregnant.

So if he finds out now...

Ow. [Gasps]

Why are you so good at that?

My fingers get a good workout

from playing
"Sorcerers of the Mist."

Can I use your computer
so I can write back

because my phone
is almost dead?

Sure.
Take your time.

Maybe later we can order
some dinner.

[Giggles]

[Door opens, closes]

♪ ♪

Oh, my God.

He chopped off my head?

[Door opens]

Okay, pizza or Thai?
You pick.

You know what?

I don't think I'm hungry
anymore.

I think I'm just gonna...
you know...

♪ ♪

You're moving out?

I'm trying, but Adrian
changed the gate code,

and I haven't been able to
connive my way back in, so...

This is fantastic.
You know what?

We should go out and celebrate.

I haven't figured out how
to get back into the house yet.

But you're talking
about moving,

and that's worth a nice dinner,

just you and me...
and Jesse.

Who?

My ex.

He invited me to dinner,
and I need you to come...

tomorrow night.

I have plans with James.

Bring him, too.

Please.

Jesse and I have history,
Peter's out of town...

I just don't want anybody
getting the wrong idea.

You're worried your ex might be
interested in you again?

Maybe.

And also...

this is Jesse.

Dear... God!

I wouldn't trust myself around
this gorgeous morsel, either.

So you'll come?

Well, why not?

James is always saying my
friends are a little too elitist.

He means white.

Regardless, we would be happy
to... join you.

And, uh,
we just... have...

[Breaths heavily] I'm sorry.

I was...
I was distracted by his...

Abs, his arms, those crazy
little muscles above his waist?

Marisol, I'm going to
have to confiscate this

before I find it hidden
beneath your mattress.

♪ ♪

Why are they waiting
to do Tucker's surgery?

He needs a blood donation.

- I can donate.
- I know.

I told Miss Shannon that,
but she doesn't want you to.

She won't let me help my son

because she thinks
that I killed Peri?

Or maybe she's taking orders
from The Circle.

I was thinking,
if I follow Miss Shannon,

I can find out
where The Circle meets.

It's too dangerous.

How many times
do I have to say that?

Don't be mad.

I'm trying to help.
[Sighs]

I'm sorry.
I'm just upset.

I'll talk to the warden,

and I'll see if I can get
permission to donate blood.

In the meantime,
you promise that

you will stay
away from the cult.

I love you.

You didn't promise.

I know.

[Door opens]

I was in the market,

and I saw something
called a pastelito.

I thought you might enjoy it.

Wow.

You must really be lonely

if you're making up flimsy
excuses to hang out with me.

I simply thought since things
didn't work out with Kyle,

you might appreciate company.

Actually, the Kyle situation
took an unexpected turn.

He's sort of living here.

You must be thrilled.

[Cellphone vibrating]

_
[Cellphone beeps]

Not exactly.

He can't even take care
of himself.

You mean sexually?

Ew! No.

I'm barely used to
hanging out with you.

Can we agree
to never talk about sex?

Your loss.
I'm quite the expert.

Ew, again!

Anyway, I'm starting
to figure out

the weirdness
between Kyle and his mom.

She did everything for him.

[Cellphone vibrating]

Should you get that?

[Cellphone beeps]
Not important.

So, what's going on with you?

Well, Evelyn
tried crawling back,

but unfortunately,
it was all a ruse.

[Cellphone vibrating]

[Sighs]

I'm gonna go
so you can answer that.

Care to finish this conversation
over a drink later?

I don't know.

If you prefer,
you can always stay home

and make SpaghettiOs
for the man-child.

How's 6:30?

See you then.

[Cellphone vibrating]

[Cellphone beeps]

Genevieve, what is it?

What?!

Oh, my God.

Isn't it wonderful?

You're getting married?!

Yes, and you simply must meet
my fiancée, Fabian.

He's absolutely adorable.

And so what if he's gay?

He's gay?

You didn't learn your lesson
with husband number five?

This time will be different.

And I can't back out now.

I've already given Fabian
a lot of money.

How much money?

Just a few hundred thousand.

He needs it
for the club we're in.

It's called The Circle.

That's not a club!

That's a cult!

Is it?

They never mentioned
they were a cult.

A cult doesn't go around
advertising it's a cult!

Listen to me.
You cannot marry this guy.

But what should I do about the
new will he wants me to sign?

No.
I can't believe this.

Even you can't be
this... stupid.

But I am.

[Sighs]

What do you mean?

I'm in terrible danger.
I need your help.

This is all a big show

to try and get me
to come back to work here.

Were you actually gonna marry
this cult guy?

If I did, would you come back
to work here?

Oh, that's it.
I'm leaving.

Please!
It's been months.

Can't you forgive me by now
for what happened to the baby?

No!

I don't forgive you.

And I never will.

Zoila.

And you know what?

The next time you're
in trouble, real trouble,

don't expect me
to come running!

♪ ♪

So, I found a bunch of pictures
of me on Doug's computer.

That's sweet.

- Pictures of me sleeping.
- Less sweet.

One of them
with my head chopped off.

Maybe it's time to end things
with Doug.

I can't.

I mean, he could freak out
and chop off my head for real.

This always happens to me.

You know,
I drive men insane, Marisol.

You know, I dump them and...
Pracata!...

the crazy comes out.

Yeah. Okay.

I need him to break up with me,

because if it's his idea,
then he won't go nuts.

That's why I'm here.
How do you do it?

You know, drive men away.

Why do you think I'm good
at that?

Nick, Jesse, now Peter...
You seem pretty good.

Come on, Marisol!
Give me your secret.

Is it your haircut?
Your clothes?

That top is awful.
Can I borrow it?

Carmen, I have work to do.

Carmen!

God, how I've missed you.

May I say, you look
absolutely breathtaking.

Yeah, so?

Why are you
just bringing that up now?

Well, now that you're no longer
working for me at the mansion,

we never just sit around
and catch up anymore.

We never did that.

Speaking of the mansion,

I need to get in there
to retrieve a few things.

But Adrian, the monstrous little
jackal, won't let me in.

Perhaps you could help me.

I don't think the jackal
would like it if I helped you.

He doesn't have to know.

All I need is the new passcode
for the gate

and a text from you
telling me when he's not home.

I'll be in and out
in 10 minutes.

Okay.
You know how this works.

I beg your pardon?

You ask for something,

I ask what's in it for me,
blah blah blah.

We can skip all that.

All right.

Uh, well,
I don't have much to offer.

But Marisol has some 20% off
coupons for Bed Bath & Beyond.

That's pretty.

My necklace?

The bracelet is nice, too.

So that's your plan,

to pluck items off my body
like some sort of vulture?

Why don't we go to my room

and ransack my closet
while we're at it?

Great. Let's go.

♪ ♪

[ Gunfire]

Hey, babe.
How was your...

Die!
Die, you big loser!

How was your day?

It was not amazing.

[ Gunfire, screaming]

Come on.
You're dead now.

I got you.

Ow! Ohh.

Kyle, the
"No shoes on the sofa" rule

applies whether your feet
are in them or not.

Sorry, babe.

[Sighs] Why are
your clothes everywhere?

Well, I like to peel them off
after a jog.

I'll pick them up.

[Sighs] Kyle...

[ Gunfire, screaming stop]
...after a day like this,

I need to come home
to a decent house.

Didn't I ask you to clear
that bowl this morning?

No, I just got that one.

You asked me to pick up
that one.

Which is still there.

I see the problem.

If you want someone
to be your mother,

then maybe you should move
back to her place.

No.
I want to be with you.

Then do better, because I don't
want to turn into a nag.

Then we both want
the same thing. [Chuckles]

Table for two.

Maybe somewhere in the corner
where it's just us.

Or whatever table you got.

Marisol?!

[Gasps]
Evelyn? James?

This is a total surprise!

Well, out of all the osterias
in Beverly Hills.

Now what are the odds?

[Laughs] What took you so long?

James was feeding the homeless.
They have no conception of time!

[Laughs]

James, you know Marisol.

And, uh,
this is our dear friend Jesse.

I...don't think
we've ever met.

Perhaps I should feel like
I-I know you

because of the way Marisol
goes on and on about you.

But not too much.

She goes on
about you the normal amount.

A pleasure to meet you,
Jesse.

And what a wonderful blessing
to run into friends.

You know what?

You guys should join us
for dinner.

- Jesse won't mind.
- Actually, we...

Great!
The more the merrier!

Table for four.

♪ ♪

Wait, so, you get season tickets
to the Dodgers?

One of my parishioners
is the team doctor.

You should come
to a game some time.

I'd love to.

They seem to be hitting it off.

I knew they would.

Because they're both black?

Marisol, does it always have
to be about skin color with you?

[Chuckles]

Anyway, thank you
for doing this.

I did not want tonight
to get awkward.

Of course.

You know I'm always here
for you whenever you need me.

[Cellphone vibrating]

_
I'm sorry. I have to go.

Adrian just left the mansion.

It might be my only chance
to get back in.

You can't leave.

Marisol, it's no big deal.

We planned to have dinner
alone anyway.

But, James,
you can stay, right?

You and Jesse have so much
in common.

Because we're both black?

I'm so sorry about her.

[Sighs]

I guess it's just the two of us
after all.

♪ ♪

[ Indistinct talking over P.A.]

Miss Shannon.

How is it going?

Pretty good, actually.

That hunky doctor
gave me his number.

"For emergencies only."
Yeah, right.

I meant how is it going
with Tucker?

Oh, he's fine...
asleep for the night.

Which means I can go home.

Oh, Miss Shannon,
I almost forgot.

I have something for you.

Who gave you this?

Somebody left it
at your front door.

I thought it could be Ben.
You left him all those messages.

Why wouldn't he just call me?

I don't know.

You'll have to ask him
when you see him.

Thank you, Rosie.

This is...
This is very helpful.

♪ ♪

Hey, Westmore.

[Exhales sharply]
Didn't see you at dinner.

Everything all right?

My kid needs
a blood transfusion.

I was meeting with the warden
to see if they'd let me donate.

- No dice.
- Sorry, man.

And I was just in the hospital.

What I wouldn't give
to be back there now.

Want me to shiv you?

What?

You said you wanted to go
back to the hospital.

Let me shiv you.

Uh...

Well, you know, that's...
that's really generous,

but, um, no, I can't ask you
to do that.

I don't mind.

And I'll make sure you got
enough blood left in you

to help your kid out.

Oh, oh!

God! You just happen
to have that on you?

[Scoffs]
Yeah, man. It's prison.

Now, where you want
to get stabbed?

Hmm?

Stomach, back...

- Oh!
- ...leg?

I-I do not know about this.

I can tell you're nervous,

so we can forget
the whole thing.

[Exhales sharply] Good.

Then I'll get you
when you least expect it...

won't even see it coming.

Is that supposed
to make me feel better?

Oh.

[Gasps]

See? Told you
You wouldn't see it coming.

[Screams]

I'm just not sure that the photo
on my flier's the right choice.

Maybe I should go
with something like this.

You know, I think I've seen
enough naked photos of you.

They're not naked.
They're fitness shots.

What's wrong with you?

Nothing. I'm fine.

I'm fine.

Look, I speak fluent Marisol.
You are not fine.

[Sighs]

You've been acting strange
all night.

The truth is, I didn't want you
to get the wrong idea.

Wait.

You think I made up
a personal training business,

took some sexy photos,
and made fliers

- all to get you alone with me?
- Maybe?

You always jump
to the craziest conclusions.

I do not!

It's how you keep people away.
You're afraid to get too close.

You don't know what you're
talking about.

So, what happened with Peter?

Wait, let me guess.

You latched on to some non-issue
and made it into a huge thing

until, basically,
he ran away from you.

Now hold on.

You don't get to call me crazy.

You are the one who lied about
moving to Seattle to avoid me.

That's crazy!

Marisol...

Do you know how humiliated
I was?

You know how much that hurt me?

No. You know what?

I was wrong.
We can't be friends.

Wait, wait, don't go.
Let... W... Let's talk this out.

I'm done talking, but
you speak fluent Marisol.

Translate this.

♪ ♪

Carmen!

This is a nice surprise!

I thought I'd stop by
after the gym.

I'm such a mess.
I hope you don't mind.

You always
look beautiful to me.

Uh, no, I don't... no makeup, no
hair spray, no leg shaving.

Carmen, Au naturel.
Nice.

I love seeing the real you.

Okay, well, just so you know,
the real me wears glasses!

Pretty bad, right?
I have big bug eyes!

I guess now you want
to break up with me.

Why would I break up with you?

I wear glasses.

Oh. Right.

I guess I never really looked
at your face.

Well, I'm looking at you,

and you look like
the world's hottest librarian.

iAy bendito!

I'm sexy no matter what.

Want to pretend
I'm a troublemaker

with an overdue book?

Okay, Doug,
I have to be honest.

- What about?
- Okay, you and me.

We're different people,
so it's...

Oh, yeah, yeah.
Right there.

If you like that,

wait till you see
what I can do to your feet.

Actually, I don't like people
to touch my feet, but...

Ahh.

Wow.

So, what were you saying?

I don't remember.

I cannot believe that Adrian
changed all the locks

and Carmen saw no reason
to mention it.

Well, at least I'm getting
a nice tour of the grounds.

It's like the
Palace of Versailles...

only bigger.

No! No!

Damn it.

Oh, why am I not allowed
one single victory?

I am always the one to suffer.

[Sighs]

There is no God.

Did you just...

Can't have you not believing
in God, can I?

You are so wonderful.

Considering I'm a black man
standing next to a broken window

in Beverly Hills,
maybe we should get inside.

♪ ♪

I'll have a glass
of the Sancerre, please.

Ha! I thought
you invited me here to drink.

Whiskey, neat.

More trouble
with the handsome new roommate?

[Groans] You got that right.

He won't even clean up
after himself.

So? Just have the maid pick up
after him.

Oh! Right!
You are the maid.

Anyway, I can't just take care
of him like he's some child.

I did that for years
with Genevieve.

You know, you never told me

what happened
between you and Genevieve.

It's... complicated.

I can handle complicated.

Tell me.

I lost a baby because of her.

How does that happen?

She made a bad choice,

and I blame her.

Don't look at me like that.

I know it doesn't make sense,

and I know
you won't understand.

Actually, I do.

When we lost our son, Barrett,
I blamed Evelyn.

Sure, she wasn't driving the car
that hit him,

but she took her eyes
off of him, just for a moment,

and that was enough.

I'm sorry.

I held onto my anger
for years... decades...

never let her forget.

But it didn't
bring Barrett back.

All it did
was make us miserable.

Lately, I've begun to wonder...

What?

If I had just
forgiven her sooner,

maybe we wouldn't be
in the mess we're in now.

Maybe we would be... happy.

♪ ♪

[Doorbell rings]

[Doorbell rings]

May I help you?

Oh.
Is, um, Zoila home?

No. She's out.
I'm Kyle.

Oh, I've heard about you.

I'm her friend Rosie.

Rosie.

You know, actually,
I've heard about you, too.

I-Is that
your house next door?

It's my mother's house.
I used to live there.

Okay.

Well, it was good to meet you.

Tell Zoila I'll see her later.

♪ ♪

Hello, Adrian.

Evelyn?
How did you get in?

I live here.

Since when?

Since always.

I was just on a short vacation.

I never moved out.

At least,
not in the eyes of the court.

Ah. So this is about
your divorce settlement.

Well, it's not exactly
how I hoped you'd return,

but, uh, perhaps
it will be good for us.

Being under the same roof will
literally force us together.

Maybe we'll remember
what we once had.

I doubt that very much.

How are you, Adrian?

Reverend.

Oh, I hope you don't mind,

but James will be spending
the night here.

Will he be staying
with you every night?

Oh, probably not.

♪ ♪

Ay.

Spence, are you okay?

They told me you got
into a fight?

Yeah, I, um... I sort of
got stabbed on purpose.

What?

So they'd bring me
to the hospital.

Now that I'm here, I can donate
blood for Tucker's surgery.

You could have
gotten really hurt.

Tucker needed me.
Wasn't gonna just do nothing.

[Sighs]

Are you mad?

No.

Sometimes we do crazy things
for the people we love.

But now you know why

I have to keep finding out
what happened to Peri.

I know it's dangerous,

but you are my whole life.

But, Rosie...

No more
"But, Rosies."

I am going to get you out of
jail, and that's that.

♪ ♪

[Knock on door]

Come in.

Zoila, I didn't think you had
anything more to say to me.

[Door closes]

Maybe I do.

Listen...

No, you listen.
It's my turn.

It's not fair of you
to blame me

for what happened
at the hospital.

Yeah.

You lost a baby that day,
but I lost my best friend.

And I know it's not the same,
but it still hurts.

I'm sure it does.

I keep going over this.

If I were faced
with the same choice again,

would I make the same decision?

- And?
- I would.

I would never choose
to lose you, Zoila.

Especially now that I know how
lonely life is without you.

I forgive you.

What?

It wasn't your fault.

I needed someone to blame.

I'm so sorry it took me so long
to see that.

So you'll come back
to work for me?

I was hoping we could
just... be friends.

And one friend could

do the other one's laundry
and cook for her?

Genevieve.

Fine. Friends.

Just friends.

Zoila.

I have missed you so much.

I missed you, too.

Jesse, I'm not in the mood.

I just want to apologize.

May I come in?

Listen...
[Door closes]

I'm sorry for hurting you.

It was wrong for me to lie
about moving away.

If you didn't want to see me,
you could have just said so.

I did say so, but you kept
coming around anyway.

I needed a clean break

because I was afraid
of getting hurt.

You were afraid?

Look, I could tell
you were never serious about me.

We were never a match.
At least not in your head.

I never said that.

You didn't have to say that.

First we couldn't be together
because I was your employee,

then it was my age,
then you thought I was a killer.

Are we never gonna let that go?

[Sighs] The point is,

you kept making up
reasons to push me away.

I was never
good enough for you.

Jesse...

It's okay.
No, I understand.

You're this hot, intelligent,
successful woman.

Why would you want to be
with a guy like me?

♪ ♪

Carmen. Hi!

I'm breaking up with you.

Wait, what?

We're breaking up.

But please, don't kill me
or anyone else.

Kill you?

You think I'm some kind of
murderer or something?

Well, I know you're a stalker.

I saw all the crazy pictures
of me on your computer.

I'm not a stalker.

I just wanted to surprise you.

I was making cover art
for your next album.

You took pictures of me
while I was sleeping

and cut my head off
like a psycho.

You said you were calling
the album "Dreams."

That head thing is
a work in progress.

I'm not that great
at Photoshop.

Oh.

So, you're really
just a nice guy?

Yeah.

Boy, you're all worked up
about this, aren't you?

No, no.
No sexy hand massage.

Doug, this has been fun.

The sex was surprisingly great,

and my hands
have never been more relaxed.

But I don't have feelings
for you.

It was just a fling.

I don't mean anything to you?

Oh, of course you do.

You're nice.
You're a good listener.

You memorized my coffee order.

I see.

So, no hard feelings?

- None at all.
- Oh, good.

I really didn't want to have
to find another coffee shop.

♪ ♪

[Dialing]

Is this Daniela Mercado?

I have some information for you
about your father, Lucas.

[Door closes]

For you, m'lady.

What's going on?

The house looks...

Spotless?

I know.
I've been cleaning for hours.

You could eat off these floors,
but please don't.

I just scrubbed them.
[Chuckles]

Oh, my God.

It looks incredible.

Thank you.

Oh, your friend Rosie
stopped by.

Really?
What'd she want?

She didn't say.

But isn't she a maid?

How do you know her?

She works
for my friend Genevieve.

Anyway, I can't get over this.

Nothing looks like
it's about to crawl away.

I owe you an apology.

Living with my mother
all this time,

I developed some bad habits.

I want to be
a better man for you.

That... makes me
really happy.

Mm.

You haven't even seen
my biggest surprise.

[Gasps]

You made the bed?

- But how?
- I Googled it.

And if it gets messed up,
I'll make it again.

Ohh, that is the sexiest thing
you've ever done.

Mm-hmm.

Oh!

[Both giggling]

[Gasps]

Wait.

That's the sexiest thing
you've ever done.

[Chuckles] Ohh!

[Moaning, giggling]

That feels nice.

[Giggles]

I'm so glad you like it.

[Gasps]

What's wrong?

Nothing.

I'm... I'm gonna take
a shower...

for the next 10 years.

The surgery went very well.

Tucker's gonna be just fine.

[Sighs] Thank God.

Tucker's in recovery.

You can see him now,
but one at a time.

Go, Miss Shannon.
I can wait.

Do you have
any other questions?

No.

I'm just so happy Spence
was able to donate blood

for Tuckers's surgery.

Actually, we ended up using
blood from the bank.

Why didn't you use
Spence's blood?

Let me see.

Ah, here it is.

The donated blood was AB blood.

Tucker's O negative.
It's not a match.

But Spence is Tucker's father.

His adopted father?

No, his real father.

You know, I probably shouldn't
be discussing this.

Wait.
What are you saying?

That Spence
isn't Tucker's father?

You didn't hear that from me.

♪ ♪