Devious Maids (2013–2016): Season 4, Episode 4 - Sweeping with the Enemy - full transcript

Previously
on "Devious Maids"...

- Oh, my God.
- Spence Westmore, you're under arrest.

I'm Shannon.
I'm Peri's sister.

You have to do something!
You can't let that woman raise my son!

Tucker, what's wrong?

If his nanny was
someone he already knew,

that would keep him calm.

You'll have to go easy on her
now that she's working here.

You okay with that?

Keep your friends close.

And your enemies even closer.



I'm leaving you.

Evelyn, we were meant
to be together.

Mrs. Powell, the credit card
we have for you has been...

- declined.
- Adrian.

Do you really think you're
gonna win Mrs. Powell back

by... by cutting off her money
and making her miserable?

Isn't it romantic?

I'm taking you up
on your offer.

My offer?
I'm moving in.

The big fashion exec
just bought this place.

She's gonna be gone
for six months.

This really cute guy came over
and assumed I owned the house,

so I went with it.

Kyle, is that you?



You didn't mention
your mother was visiting.

Oh, she's not visiting.
She lives here.

I like her, too.
But not for you.

I have other plans
for you, Kyle.

I think what you're doing
is shameful,

seeing that woman's husband.

Ex-husband.

I'm not breaking up with him.
This means war.

Uh, my scalp seems
to be tingling.

Is that normal?

To attack their hair?
You've crossed a line.

I'm Daniela!
Your cousin Josefina's daughter?

I want to be a singer,
just like you.

That girl's your daughter?

My cousin Josefina...
She raised her as her own.

So, she doesn't
even know she's adopted?

It's the boys, the drugs.
You're crashing cars.

Well, it's none
of your business what I do.

You're not my mom.

Yeah, Josefina?
It's Carmen.

I think she needs you.

- I'll buy you a drink.
- I'm all yours.

♪

[Both breathing heavily]

Wow.

[Laughs] That was...

I know.

Can I ask you something?

Oh, God.

You're not gonna ask me
to marry you, right?

Why would you think that?

It's happened to me before.
Guys always propose after sex.

It's my curse.

Actually, I was gonna ask you,

if it's okay with you,
if we keep this...

casual.

Oh?

I was in a relationship
last year,

and [chuckles] I am...

I'm not ready to go down
that road again.

Good.

The last thing I need right now
is another jealous boyfriend.

What, you got a lot of those,
hmm?

You see?
You're jealous already.

- Come here.
- [Chuckles]

[Cellphone vibrating]

Oh!
I need to get this.

Right now?

Well, you don't have to stop.

Hello?

Yeah, this is Danni.

[Gasps]

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

Hey, are those
"Oh, my Gods" for me?

[Giggles]

♪

Carmen?

Carmen!
There you are.

I have to talk to you.
Me too.

The most amazing thing
happened.

I got into a singer showcase!

What?

Yes, someone dropped out
at the last minute,

so I'm going on tomorrow night.
Yes, but...

There's going to be
agents and producers.

Okay, why aren't you
more excited?

Daniela, where have you been?

Mami, what are you doing here?

Your cousin Carmen called me.
I'm here to take you home.

Surprise!
[Chuckles]

♪

Yes, and I'm going to
keep hounding you

until I convince you.

Great!

Great.
See you Thursday, Cece.

Marisol.

I am grateful to stay here,

but could you please
keep it down?

My doctor says it's best
to wake naturally

from
a Merlot-and-Ambien sleep.

I'm sorry. Is my having a job
disturbing you?

Exactly.
Thank you for understanding.

Well, business is slow,
so I'm making cold calls,

but I just landed a meeting
with Cece Sheffield.

She owns that giant house
on Roxbury...

no domestic help at all.

Speaking of domestic help,

how do I place an order
for breakfast around here?

Place an order? Evelyn,
this isn't the Four Seasons.

That's apparent from the low
thread count of your sheets.

There's cereal in the kitchen.

At the club, they have
a little man named Jean-Claude

who makes the most amazing
bespoke omelettes.

I don't have
a little omelette man.

Well, perhaps you should stop
worrying about Cece Sheffield

and get some help for yourself.

Evelyn, why don't you just
go out for breakfast?

Believe me, I would if I could,
but...

I can't exactly afford it.

Oh, wow. I didn't realize
things were that bad.

Yes, for all
intents and purposes,

Adrian has left me destitute.

Tell you what,

breakfast is on me.

I want you to be happy.

Oh, God, how far I've fallen.

Just a short while ago,
I was living in a lovely,

albeit blown-up, mansion,
and now...

And now what?

Nothing, nothing.
You have a fine home.

It's cozy.

Has it always been teal?

How long you planning on
staying here?

Not long.
Just a couple of days.

Or I suppose it could be
several months,

but that would be
the worst-case scenario.

Yes.

Yes, it would.

You called my mother?!

She was right to call me.

Drinking, sleeping around,
crashing cars?

You told her all that?!

Ay, Virgen Santa.

It's good your father's dead.

It would kill him to know
that you dropped out of college.

[Inhales sharply] Ow!

You dropped out of college?

I didn't know
you were in college.

Start packing your things.

- We're leaving tomorrow night.
- But the showcase is tomorrow.

Ay, again with this
singing nonsense.

Carmen's a singer.

She's not a singer.
She's a maid.

That's just temporary.

15 years is not temporary.

Who cares
if she's still a maid?

She's going after her dream.

But that's just it.
It's only a dream.

Her life is empty.

She doesn't have a man.
At the moment.

- She doesn't have money.
- Money isn't everything.

And her looks
are starting to fade.

Okay, now you're talking crazy.

The point is,

you wish you had made
different choices in your life.

Don't you, Carmen?

Right.

I-It's too late for me, Danni,
but you...

Ugh!

I can't believe this.

♪

You think
we were too hard on her?

S-She really wants to
sing in the showcase.

When you gave us Daniela,

you promised to stay
out of our life.

I'm her mother.
I get to decide, not you.

♪

[Doorbell rings]

Zoila. Hi.

I saw your car and thought
you might be back.

How was the trip?

Fine.

Yeah. You know?

[Chuckles]
Well, I missed you.

I've been hanging out
with your mom,

and she's great company,

but I'm pretty sure
you're a better kisser.

[Chuckles]

Good. Good.

Listen, I-I'm glad
we can still be friends,

even though things fizzled out.

Fizzled out?

Yeah, I went away, and
we didn't talk the whole time.

Oh, God. I assumed
we're on the same page.

Nope. Different page,
different book.

I'm sorry.

You're wonderful.

Well, what?

I thought things were going
really good.

It's just...

you know,
circumstances and timing.

Whatnot.

Now you're just saying words.

Sorry.
I-I'm terrible at breakups.

Here.

A parting gift?

A token of our time together.

It's a candle.
Smells like juniper berries.

[Laughs]

Thank you, Kyle.

You just made it really easy
to get over you.

♪

Fabian,
I can't thank you enough

for squeezing me in
at the last minute.

Oh, my God.
It's my plej.

Ah.
Look at your hair.

Drop-dead gorge.

It used to be
drop-dead gorge,

but I recently had a falling-out
with my previous stylist.

Whoever did this to you
is a criminal.

Seriously, they should be
taken out and shot in the face.

What a sweet thing to say.

Anyway...

I'm in the market
for a new look.

Makeovers always
make me feel better.

And truth be told, I've been
a bit depressed lately.

Unh-unh.

You are way too fab
to be down in the dumps.

What's wrong?

I recently lost my housekeeper,
Zoila.

My condolences.

- Bless her little soul.
- Oh, she's not dead.

She just doesn't want
to be friends anymore.

You were friends
with your housekeeper?

I know it sounds funny,

but she's always been
my closest confidante.

I miss having someone
in the house to talk to.

Well, what about the new maid?

Rosie?

No, I'm afraid we don't
have much in common.

Well, I'm sure you didn't
have a lot in common

with the old maid
when you first met her.

That's true.

So get to know
this Rosie chick.

I mean, you're so stylish,

you live in this amazing mansh,

and you're impossibly thin.

Who wouldn't want
to be your friend?

That's an excellent point.

See?
Things are looking up already.

Now let's make this hair
as ferocious as you are.

Oh!

Not really sure why Shannon
wanted me to trim the hedges.

The gardeners
will be here tomorrow.

I think I know why.

Hey.

I been meaning to ask,

any luck tracking down
Spence's alibi, the stripper?

No.

She's not returning my calls,
and nobody's seen her.

If you need me to go down
to the strip club, I'll do it.

Thanks, Jesse.
Way to take one for the team.

Anyway,
I think she's gone for good.

Don't lose hope. You'll find
another way to help Spence.

The police should be looking at
Peri's manager, Ben.

He's hiding something.

But why would Ben kill Peri?

She made him
a boatload of money.

He had nothing to gain.

So the question is, whose life
is better with Peri dead?

I'm home!

Oh.

Jesse.
[Chuckles]

You've been working so hard.

I want to give you
a little bonus.

Buy yourself
something pretty...

not a shirt.
[Laughs]

Miss Shannon, you got
a lot of stuff today.

So?

Well, isn't Peri's money
supposed to be for Tucker?

Well, I needed some things...

proper attire for me to
mourn the loss of my sister.

Hmm. Like this?

Zebra was Peri's favorite.

[Door opens, closes]

Well, what do you think?

The furniture.

The drapes!

What happened?

After breakfast,
I took a stroll

down to this little boutique
on Rodeo and...

ta-da!

I bought you
a whole new living room...

and also new sheets.

Did you put all of this
on my credit card?

Well,
I'll pay you back one day.

You said you wanted me
to be happy,

and changing all your furniture
made me so happy.

I meant to treat yourself
to a muffin, not a...

19th-century Edwardian
side chair upholstered in sable?

Yeah, not that!

I liked my old furniture.

Really?

Yes.

All of this has to go back!

Evelyn, it is time
to accept reality.

You don't have any money.

That means you have to start
fending for yourself.

That means get a job.

[Gasps]
That is quite possibly

the ugliest thing
anyone has ever said to me.

Tough!

Now give me back
my credit card.

Evelyn.

Trust me,
it's for your own good.

♪

Rosie. Good.

I've been wanting to talk to you
about dinner tonight.

I left it in the refrigerator,
Mrs. Genevieve.

It's ready whenever you want.

You've misunderstood me, dear.

I'm inviting you
to join me for dinner.

Oh. Really?

I'd like to get to know you
better.

What's Rosie been up to lately?

Still trying to
get Spence out of prison.

Yes. Right. That.

Actually, I'm on my way out
to see him now.

But surely you have time
for dinner?

I mean, Spence isn't
going anywhere.

No, he's not, but I don't want
to miss visiting hours.

Maybe we should have dinner
tomorrow?

Perfect.

I'll make all the arrangements.

You won't have to
lift a finger.

- I don't mind.
- Nonsense.

That's what friends are for.

[Chuckles]

♪

Can I talk to you?

What do you want to talk about,
how you ruined my life?

Or maybe skip that part and go
right to you forgiving me.

Danni, I know you're mad
about the showcase,

but your mom is just
looking out for you.

Mami doesn't understand me.

But out of all people,
I thought you did.

I understand...
more than you know.

But I don't want you to
live my life.

I want better for you.

It's all I ever wanted.

[Sighs]

But now
it's never gonna happen.

[Sighs]

What if there was a way

you could still
sing in the showcase?

You're gonna stand up to Mami
for me?

No. God, no.

That woman scares the hell
out of me.

Then how are you gonna
change her mind?

How else?

We're going to
lie our asses off.

♪

Spence, how did Peri get along
with Shannon?

Did they ever fight?

Yeah, yeah, of course they
fought. They were sisters.

I'm trying to figure out if
Shannon could've killed Peri.

[Sighs]
Shannon was always jealous.

She wanted to be an actress,
too,

but she was always
living in Peri's shadow.

Did you ever see Shannon
get violent?

You know, I... If I had all the
answers, I wouldn't be in here.

What is the matter with you?

I'm sorry. It just...

[Sighs]

This place is really
getting to me.

I can't sleep.

There's this inmate
who keeps watching me.

His name is "Kill Face."

Kill Face?
Why do they call him Kill Face?

'Cause he has the word "kill"
tattooed on his face.

That sounds painful.

I must've wandered into his turf
or something,

and now he wants to shiv me...

or worse.

What could be worse?

Rosie, come on.

I may be 50,
but I am very, very handsome.

Oh.

And look at these guys.

I'm the Megan Fox
of this prison.

[Sighs]

Thanks for inviting me out.

I assume you heard about
me and Kyle.

Yeah.
Did he give you the candle?

Yes.

- What's up with that?
- I don't know.

I told him it's bizarre
to give a breakup gift.

He acted like
we'd already broken up.

Well, i-it's just
Kyle being Kyle.

I'm sorry.

He's your son. I'm putting you
in a terrible position.

Stop!
You and I are friends.

At least I hope we still are.

And as your friend,
I need to point out

that there are lots of
other fish in this room...

eligible fish.

Oh, I don't think
I'm ready to go fishing

the same day I got dumped.

And I know the perfect one.

Are you even listening to me?

He's recently separated,
highly entertaining,

has a bajillion dollars...

and he's coming this way.

♪

Just excuse me one...

[Sighs] Oh.
Ooh, I'm s... I'm sorry.

I'm just gonna go this way.
Sorry.

A-Aah!

Oh!

Are you all right?

Um... I'm fine.

I'm fine.
[Sighs]

Adrian Powell, have you ever met
my dear friend Zoila?

Actually...

No.

No?

I would definitely
remember meeting

someone as enchanting as you.

Ooh, Marisol! Look at
the ritzy new furniture!

Yeah. Don't get used to it.
It's all going back.

Well, I think it's much better.

I didn't like your
ratty old stuff at all.

See, Marisol?

These new pieces
are a major step up.

Ha.

Sorry, is this
a private maid meeting,

or can anyone join in?

No, it's fine.

Weird, but fine.

So... what's the hot gossip
in your world?

Any maid sleeping with
their owner?

Their owner?

[Gasps] Homeowner.
Was that not clear?

So, Rosie, how is Spence
holding up in prison?

Yes. Dish.

Spence says there's an inmate
that wants to kill him...

or maybe kiss him,
but probably kill.

You must be so worried.

Oh!
Rosie, I feel for you.

Actually,
I feel for all of you.

I don't know if you've heard,
but I'm poor now, too,

and being poor is horrible!

Am I right, chicas?

Evelyn, can you give me a hand
in the kitchen?

Absolutely.

Don't talk about me
while I'm gone.

[Chuckles]

Before they get back,

I have to tell you a secret
only Carmen knows.

You're pretending to be rich
to your neighbors,

you go to fancy parties,
and you wear pantsuits.

What?

I got a big mouth.
You should've known better.

Well, I went to a dinner
last night, and...

Adrian Powell saw me.

[Gasps] I knew
you were gonna get busted.

Nope. He didn't recognize me.
Can you believe that?

He's been to Genevieve's
a thousand times,

but I was just the maid,

so I guess that
racist little troll

never even noticed me.

I was Spence's maid,
and he noticed me.

Maybe you should try wearing
more mascara.

And a little lip gloss
wouldn't kill you.

[Laughs]

I don't know why you asked me
to help get coffee.

You have three
perfectly good maids

sitting in your living room.

Yes, you seem to be
making yourself

right at home with my friends.

Soon I'll be eating chimichangas
and rolling my R's.

[Trilling tongue]

Have you got a job yet?

Marisol, I'm starting to suspect
you want me out of your house.

I do.
Have I been too subtle?

Look, I don't enjoy living in
your little tenement, either,

but I don't think
a job is the answer.

Well, how do you know
if you've never had one?

Why don't you call
my friend Andrea?

She's a career counselor,

and she can help you decide
where to get started.

Thank you for the suggestion.

[Singsong voice]
Not a suggestion.

♪

Westmore.

Oh, hey, Kill Face.

That's not my name.

Really?
Oh, I just assumed,

you know, 'cause other people
call you that,

plus you got that tattoo,

which is nice, by the way.

Say, you got great teeth.

Thanks.

What a terrifying compliment.

Nice and white.

Smile for me, Westmore.

Huh?

Prisoners, separate.

Well, you heard the man.

See you later.

Yes.

You will.

♪

[Cellphone beeps]

Carmen, the showcase
is in two hours.

What are we gonna do
about Mami?

Relax. I'm taking her on
a private bus tour,

and I paid the driver
to "run out of gas"

so she'll miss the flight.

Y pracatá.
I'll get to do the showcase.

Yes.
[Both chuckle]

Daniela.

Go get your suitcase.

We're going to the airport.

But the flight's
not till tonight.

Yeah, Josefina.

I booked us a tour of
movie star homes,

and we're gonna go see
George Clooney's house.

George Clooney? What do I care
about George Clooney?

What about Channing Tatum?

- Who?
- You know.

"Magic Mike."

Try David Hasselhoff.

Really?
David Hasselhoff?

Oh, my God, I love him.

Is he on the tour?

Mm-hmm.

And I heard the talking car
lives with him, too. You in?

No. I don't want us to get stuck
in traffic.

Daniela, apurate.

The taxi will be here
any minute.

Do something.

Josefina!

Actually, the front door
is over here.

- It is?
- I know.

With all the construction going
on, I get all confused, too.

After you.

This doesn't look like the...

- What are you doing?!
- Plan "B."

Quick, get the chair.

Carmen!
The door won't open!

Oh, my God,
she's gonna kill us.

Do you want to go
to the showcase or not?

Mami, the door's stuck.

We're gonna go get some help.

Yeah, we're gonna be back
really soon.

Daniela. Carmen?

Hey, Jesse.

Could you take Tucker
to the park?

He loves to feed the duckies.

Why don't you take him?

Tucker wants you.

I think he really
looks up to you.

You just want the house
to yourself

so you can snoop around
before Shannon gets home.

That too.
Thanks, Jesse.

Let's go to the park!

Quack! Quack!
Quack! Quack! Quack!

He just ate a bunch of sugar,
so he's got lots of energy.

Have fun.

Quack! Quack!
Quack! Quack! Quack!

♪

That's some dress
you're wearing.

[Shannon speaks indistinctly]

Treated myself
to a little shopping spree.

Well, maybe don't go overboard
with the spending right now.

Oh, come on, Ben.

I'm just having a little fun.

Your sister just died.
It looks suspicious.

You're right.

You're always right.

I've been bad.

I guess I should be punished?

Hmm.
Well, that can be arranged.

♪

[Shannon moaning]

I hope you don't mind
my dropping by.

I just wanted to see how
you're doing since Evelyn left.

Oh, I'm not worried
about Evelyn.

She'll come back
sooner or later.

But sooner better than later,
right?

For you, I mean.

Oh, she's staying with you.
Marisol, this is delightful.

Delightful? Why?

She's hit rock bottom.
Tell me something.

Is she sleeping on
a pull-out sofa?

A blow-up mattress,
a cot?

Why does everyone think
my place is so crappy?

Point is, I'm winning.

It's not a game.
Evelyn is really suffering.

At least grant her access
to her money.

Never.
That's my leverage.

You're just making her
resent you.

Resentment, rage, despair...

It's all part of demolishing
her spirit into a fine dust.

But I thought
you wanted her back.

I do. But first she needs to
learn a little lesson.

So this never happens again.

Maybe instead of punishing her,

you should be wondering why
she left you in the first place.

Give her a kiss for me.

You're an ass.

Hello?
[Door rattling]

Hello?

Is anybody out there?

Who the hell are you?

Esa bruja descarada me encerró
aquí y se escapó con mi hija!

Ahora voy a perder mi vuelo!

La voy a matar!

Oh, well, that explains it.

Yes!

Yes! Do it!

Ben!

Yeah! [Moaning]

[Laughs]

[Sighs]

[Chuckles]

Oh, I really needed that.

Wow, you got
a little carried away.

Are you sure nobody's home?

Relax.

Tucker's still at the park
with Rosie.

Oh, Rosie.
How's she working out?

Great. I mean,

she's dumb as a doorknob,
but the kid loves her.

And you're keeping an eye
on her, right?

She's not asking questions
about Spence?

She doesn't have a clue.

And she doesn't know anything
about The Circle?

You worry too much.

[Cellphone vibrating]

Is that a phone?

Maybe it was mine.

I got to get out of here
anyway.

I'm late for a meeting.

Well, that's too bad.

I'm ready for round two.

♪

Rosie, it's Genevieve again.

I thought we had dinner plans.
Where are you?

Call me, please.

[Cellphone beeps]

[Sighs]

Play something happy.

No, that won't be necessary.

I've been stood up.

Who would stand up
a beautiful woman like you?

I know, it's shocking.

This whole dinner
was for my maid.

I was trying to
make her my friend.

Only now the funny thing is
I feel lonelier than ever.

You know what you need?

A man.

Yes, I do.

And I know
just the one to call.

♪

[Applause]

[Slams table]

Josefina.
You're... You're here.

Ow!
You tricked me.

You locked me in
that horrible little room.

I'm sorry.

Danni begged me to let her sing,
and I couldn't say no.

Look, we're here now,
so just...

just let her perform.

After what you two did to me?

Trust me.

I've done a ton
of these showcases.

Nothing ever comes of them.
It's very discouraging.

You're trying to
trick me again.

Unfortunately, I'm not.

She's gonna sing her heart out,
and when nobody cares,

she's gonna be on
the next flight back home.

Just let her have her moment.

[Light applause]

Hi.

My name is Daniela Mercado,

and this is my first showcase,
so... here goes.

["La Paloma" plays]

♪ Cuando salí de la Habana ♪

♪ ¡Válgame Dios! ♪

♪ Nadie me ha visto salir ♪

♪ Si no fuí yo ♪

♪ Y una linda Guachinanga ♪

♪ Allá voy yo ♪

♪ Que se vino tras de mí ♪

♪ Que sí, señor ♪

- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.

♪ Si a tu ventana
llega una paloma ♪

♪ Trátala con cariño
que es mi persona ♪

♪

It was a shame you left the club
in such a hurry the other day.

Sorry.

Migraine.
Came on quick.

Remember Adrian?

I think you and he would be
an excellent match.

[Groans]
I think it's coming back.

What's wrong with Adrian?

You don't even know him.
I know his type,

and there is no way
I would ever date Adrian Powell.

So sorry I'm late.

Blame it on the imbeciles
in this city

who can't make a left turn.

[Both laugh]

Adrian,
you've met my friend Zoila.

Yes.

But did I get the date wrong?

I thought you and I
were dining tonight.

Oh, rats.
I must've double booked.

Well, no worries.

You know, I'm suddenly not
feeling well.

A migraine.

But why don't you two
have dinner anyway?

As great as that sounds,

I came in the car with you,
so...

Oh, well,
Adrian will drive you home,

and dinner's on me.

I feel just terrible
about this.

Well, that had

all of the subtlety
of a Kardashian wedding.

If you want to call it a night,
that is fine by me.

Nonsense.

As long as Frances is
picking up the tab,

we may as well enjoy it.
Excuse me.

Yes, could I get a glass of the
'98 Lafitte Rothschild Bordeaux?

Make it a bottle.

Let me ask you something,
are you happy doing this job?

We all have to work.

Do we, though?

See, I'm supposed to be
looking for a job,

but I don't know the first thing
about them.

What does someone
in your position make?

A million a year?
Less?

[Sighs]
Your total is $6,836.16.

Ooh, something
must've been on sale.

Put it on this.

Great.

You're Marisol Suarez?

Sí!

May I see your license, please?

Okay, I'm not actually Marisol,
but she's a dear friend.

She'd be fine
if she knew I was using it.

"If she knew"?

I'm gonna have to
keep this card, ma'am.

You can't do that.
Give it to me.

Do not touch me.

Really? Or what?

Not how I expected that to go.

It's been a long time since
I've been on a first date.

I forgot how awkward it is
to make small talk

with a complete stranger.
[Coughing]

Are you okay?

I'm just having a hard time
swallowing this.

Good evening, Carlos.

Could I trouble you for some
oysters Rockefeller to start?

Of course.
But I'm Santiago.

Oh. Oh.
Honest mistake.

Don't do anything repulsive
to my oysters.

What?

You think all Latinos
look alike.

No, I think Carlos and San Diego
look alike.

Because they're both brown?

No, because
they're both waiters.

I'm not a racist.
I'm a classist.

That's just as bad.

God, what is it like
to go through life

thinking whole groups of people
are below you?

You can't even be bothered
to remember

something as simple
as what they look like.

You know what you are?

An idiot.

You remind me of my wife.

[Coughing]

You seem to be choking a lot.

Perhaps you should
have that checked.

I am nothing like Evelyn.

You know my wife?

Only by reputation.

Excuse me, Santiago.
I'm sorry.

Can we speed this along
and order, please? Thank you.

I'm Carlos.
That's Santiago.

It happens all the time.

♪

Mrs. Genevieve,
I am so, so sorry.

It's fine.

Clearly my dinner invitation
meant nothing to you.

That's not true.

I wanted to be here,
but I got stuck under a bed.

And I couldn't leave because
these two people came in

and started having sex
right on top of me.

You don't have to lie, Rosie.

If you didn't want to be my
friend, you just had to say so.

Mrs. Genevieve, I do want to be
your friend very much.

Well, I'm sorry.

That position
has already been filled.

Genevieve, come dance with me.

Who's that?

Fabian, my hairdresser.

I prefer hair magician.

[Chuckles]

He's fabulous, funny,
fierce, ferocious,

and officially
my new best friend.

[Latin music plays]

Sorry to postpone our meeting,
Cece,

but I have a friend
who needed my help.

Yes, she is.

Very, very sick.

Thank you for understanding.

[Cellphone beeps]
I am so sorry, Marisol.

I know this is
a terrible inconvenience.

Well, I suppose Cece Sheffield

and her very lucrative account
will have to wait.

Let's just get you out of here.

Says you only had $2.07 on you
at the time of your arrest.

That correct?
Shut up.

I am so humiliated.

I'm penniless, barefoot,

and I just befriended
a prostitute

who undoubtedly
has more money than me.

Stay strong, Coco.

This will all turn out okay.

No! Adrian was right.

He said my life would be
terrible without him, and it is.

I have to go back.

Absolutely not.

I won't allow you
to go back to that man.

You deserve better.

Trust me.

We will figure something out.

You'll take care of me now?

We will figure something out.

Hey!
How was your showcase?

Oh.

Not that I'm complaining,
but what are you doing?

This is how I say goodbye.

Goodbye?

I'm going back to San Juan
tomorrow.

Whoa, what's going on?
Did your showcase go badly?

No, I was amazing.

But nobody cared.

No agents or producers.

My mom is right.

It's just never gonna happen
for me.

Wait.

Wait, so that's it?

You're going home?

It's what she wants.

Danni, you're an adult.
Who cares what your mom wants?

Okay, you obviously don't have
a bossy Latina mother.

Yeah, but I know that
if you really want something,

you can't just bail
at the first setback.

What does it matter to you?

I know we agreed
to keep things casual,

but the truth is...

I don't want you to go.

Hmm.

Maybe I will stay.

Great.

But we can still
have the goodbye sex, right?

- Oh, yeah.
- Okay.

Kill Face.

Oh, God.
You're here.

Listen, whatever I did,
I'm sorry.

Shh! I'm not supposed to
be in here after lights out.

But I need you.

No, no, you don't need me.

Oh.
Ju... We can...

♪

Wait, what's this?

My script.

Me and the other guys
are putting on a play.

You're gonna be the lead.

You want me to act?

Weren't you Dr. Lance
on "Love Affairs"?

I freakin' loved that show.

Oh, God.

You're a fan.

We all are.
You're kind of a big deal.

It's not every day we get
a celebrity murderer in here.

Alleged celebrity murderer.

Yeah, and I allegedly
stabbed that cop in the eye.

[Laughs]

You know, you really didn't have
to walk me to the door.

Well, despite what
you might hear about me,

I'm a gentleman.

Anyway...

I would like to do this again.

You're kidding, right?

You're doing nothing to hide
your revulsion towards me,

but there is nothing in
the world I enjoy so much...

as a challenge.

[Grunts]

♪

I knew those two
would hit it off.

Yeah.

Everyone's living
happily ever after.

So, Cece.

What do I need to do

to get one of my maids
into your beautiful home?

Honestly, I don't much like
having strangers in my house.

Yes, but these maids
aren't strangers.

They're more like
friends with feather dusters.

No offense, but I'm just not
a maid person.

I only took this meeting
to get you to stop calling.

Hello, Cece.

Evelyn,
what are you doing here?

Oh, I'm friends with Marisol.

Now, when is the last time
we saw each other?

Your God-awful
holiday party?

But look at you.

Taking the bull by the horns
and rectifying the problem.

Problem?
Was there a problem?

Evelyn,
maybe you could give us...

Your house
was downright filthy.

The powder room
ran out of toilet paper,

and the guests were playing
tic-tac-toe

in the dust on your piano.

Marisol, you're sending me six
candidates this afternoon, yes?

Absolutely.

See you at the club.

[Laughs]

It never occurred to me

to insult the client
to get their business.

Sometimes the only way
to motivate the wealthy

is to embarrass them.

So you did that intentionally?

I just wanted to repay you for
all I've put you through lately.

Evelyn, I may regret this,
but...

how'd you like to
come and work for me?

♪

Josefina.

Esperate.

I'm re-booking
our flight home.

I think you should
let Danni stay.

I thought you wanted her
out of your hair.

That was before
I heard her sing.

She's...
She's really talented.

You're talented.

She's better than me.

Ugh.

And it nearly killed me to say
that, so you know it's true.

Carmen.

If you think
I'm gonna let Daniela stay,

you're crazier than I thought.

Okay, I know
you don't understand,

but Danni's an artist.

She's never gonna be the person
you want her to be.

So, now you're an expert
on Daniela?

After knowing her, what,
a month?

- Josefina...
- No.

Where were you when she was
sick with the chicken pox

or had her heart broken
by a boy?

Exactly.

So you don't get to decide
what Daniela does.

You gave up that right
years ago.

Maybe, but you keep acting like
I'm nobody to her,

and that's not true,
'cause I'm...

Don't you dare say it!

I'm her mother! Me!

And I gave birth to her!

What?

- Oh, my God.
- Danni.

Stay away from me, both of you!

Danni, please, please, don't...
Danni.

[Door slams]

♪

You know,
I wasn't sure at first,

but I really think this pink
makes my toes pop.

[Laughs]

Fabian, I'm having
such a good time with you.

You have brought a bit of
sunshine back into my life,

and right when I need it most.

You know, you should meet
some of my friends.

I think you'd really like them.

Are they all
as much fun as you?

Sort of.
[Chuckles]

We're all a part of this group

where we get together
and discuss things.

Like a book club?

Something like that.

You should read this.

It's going to change your life.

♪

"Joynetics:
Completing The Circle".

The Circle?

That's what Shannon and Ben
were talking about.

Do you know what it is?

No, I don't.

Did Peri ever talk about
The Circle?

[Sighs]
Is it 100 degrees in here?

What's wrong?

You said everything was better
with Kill Face.

It is.

Then why are you still so
nervous and... and sweaty?

[Wheezes]

Spence?

Hey.

I can't breathe.

Spence.

Spence!

Help!

Help!
Somebody help him!

Help!