Devious Maids (2013–2016): Season 2, Episode 2 - The Dark at the Top of the Stairs - full transcript

One of Alejandro's old flames threatens Carmen as she goes to great lengths to save her job. Zoila ignores issues at home when she helps Valentina out with her job. Rosie starts working for a new dysfunctional family. Marisol tries making up with Opal. Peri is aware of the issues in her marriage so threatens Spence to make him stay. Adrian fails to protect Evelyn but copes well with a home invasion.

If you leave now,
we won't call the police.

[ grunts ]
I think
they want our jewelry.

[ gasps ]

That...I can't take.

Too hot to handle.

This is for you, ma'am.

Wear it well.

Adrian is having
a normal emotional reaction

To a devastating
experience.

You should consider
hiring a bodyguard.

And I look forward to protecting
you and your husband.



I'm not coming back home.
Where do you
plan on staying?

I understand
you're looking for a maid?

Hey. You must be
zoila's daughter.

You the new pool boy?
I'm ethan.

We will produce your album.

If I pretend
to be your wife.

I'm going to propose
tonight.

Will she still love you
when she finds out what you did?

She better not.

Hey, there.

Hello, my darling.

Dahlia died
15 years ago.

I think nicholas is ready
to move on.

Did he mention
that she committed suicide?



Ms. Falta,
you are released in good faith.

Hello, mrs. Peri.
I really thought
you were deported.

Is mr. Spence here?

I'd like to see him,
too.

Well, you're in a good mood.
[ chuckles ]

I have great news
and amazing news.

Okay. I'm all ears.

I'm pregnant.

[ laughs ]

I don't understand.

Spence and I have been
having sex every day.

I should be knocked up
by now.

Well, I can start you on
fertility drugs if you like,

Let's just say it's better
for my marriage if I'm pregnant.

Now...

Shoot me up
with everything you got.

[ sighs ]

[ door closes ]

Hey!

Just had my first visit
with the o.B.

Doc says I won't be showing
for a while.

Lucky me.

What's wrong?

[ sighs ]

I had an affair with rosie.

It's not just a one-time thing.
I'm in love with her.

And I need to be with her.

I want a divorce.

We're having a baby,
spence.

[ sighs ]
yeah, I know.

I know
the timing is rotten,

But the truth is, our marriage
has been over for a long time,

And we both deserve
to be happy.

I just want to thank you.

You're doing me
a huge favor.

You're helping me
stay in america.

I should thank you.

[ car door closes ]

And I will take wonderful care
of your family.

Oh, well, mostly,
you'll be taking care
of my uncle ken.

He recently had a stroke,
but I'm sure

That his wife and daughter
will need some help, as well.

Mm-hmm.
[ chuckles ]

Good luck to you.

Aren't you going inside?

[ chuckling ] oh, no.
I'm not going in there.

Why not?

You'll see.

So, your husband
doesn't talk?

Not since the stroke,
and...I'm his daughter.

I'm his wife.

Oh.

I married kenny
two years ago.

Should I call you
mrs. Miller?

[ chuckles ]
I'm just didi.

But you can call her
miss miller.

She's never been married,
and she's 40.

Call me lucinda.

And you can also call her
ambrosia.

That was your name
at the strip club, wasn't it --

Ambrosia?

So, rosie,
this is your little boy.

Does he speak english?

He's learning new words
every day.

Do you have kids?

Maybe once ken gets better,
but there's no rush.

I've got time.

I hope you do have a baby.

They'll never let her adopt

With that arrest
for drug possession.

What did the cops
catch you with -- ecstasy?

¿mama,
qué es ecstasy?

No, no, no.

You don't need to learn
that word.

Could you show us
to our room now?

Sure.
Follow me.

Hey, papito.

You know, rosie,

Lucinda and I
are not always like this.

[ chuckles ]
okay.

Sometimes,
we get nasty.

H-hey!
That's my breakfast.

No, that is a heart attack
wrapped in a flour tortilla.

What did the doctor say
about your cholesterol?

You know I can't hear you
when I'm looking at cheese.

[ groans ]

Can you hear me now?

[ cellphone rings ]

Hey, mija!

Is that valentina?

Let me talk to her.

Hey, your mom's here.
You want to say hi?

Whatever.

Just find out
where she is.

[ chuckling ]
really?

You're working
as a maid?

What?!

Give me the phone.

So, you're a live-in?
That's good.

No! That is not good!

She's supposed
to be in design school!

She says you know
the people she's working for.

I do?

Evelyn and adrian powell?

No, no, no. That's good.
That's good, mija.

What is going on?

Marisol asked me to help her
clean out the closet.

Yeah, the rest of my stuff
is being delivered tomorrow,

So I'm gonna need
more room.

But those are dahlia's letters,
her private things.

Look,
I am being careful.

I am just moving this stuff
into the garage.

That is not your decision
to make.

If you want to rearrange things
around here,

You need permission.

From you?

From nicholas.
It's his house, remember?

I thought I had a say
in where things go.

Well,
you're not married yet.

[ indistinct conversations ]

You should have seen it.
It was like...

Cut him in two.

Yeah.
[ chuckles ]

Oh, hey, carmen.

I want you to meet dario.

Dario,
this is carmen.

His fiancée.

Really?

It's a long story.

I'd love to hear it.

Since I'm beautiful,
I can't help but notice

That neither of you
is looking at me.

[ sighs ]
I'm sorry.

Um, dario
is an old friend.

We haven't seen each other
in years.

And we were
just catching up.

No. What you're doing
is flirting,

And everyone at this party's
starting to notice.

Maybe it's time to go.

Yeah, I think so.
[ chuckles ]

Here's, uh,
the keys to my car.

Don't wait up.
Hmm.

No. Tanya and I will call
once we've finished shopping.

Well, kudos
on the new bodyguard.

He is positively
scrumptious.

Is he?
I hadn't noticed.

And my breasts are real,
and I love my stepchildren.
[ chuckles ]

Are we done lying
to each other now?

I admit tony's handsome,

But it's not like
anything's going to happen.

Not all of us like
to seduce the help.

I shower with my plumber
one time...
[ chuckles ]

Evelyn, what's wrong?

Ow.

Where did you get that?

It was a gift.

Let me see it.

No!

That's my blood ruby
pendant.

No, it's mine! No!

Evelyn,
what are you doing?

Leave me alone!
She stole my necklace.

[ screaming ]

They're just having
a...Minor disagreement.

Give it back,
you bitch!

Hey.
You're hurting me!

Hey, hey. Hey.

[ gasps ]

She's getting away!

For the love of god,
someone shoot her!

Alejandro.
It's 6:00 in the morning!

Can we discuss this later,
please?

Well, I'm your fiancée.
You should have called.

You know,
from now on,

If you want to have sex
with hot guys,

You do it here, home, okay,
so I don't worry.

Dario and I
didn't have sex.

Don't tell that
to the other gays.

They'll kick you
out of the union.

We hadn't seen each other
in 10 years.

We had some serious
catching up to do.

So...Is he an ex?

He was the one
that got away.

When he moved to europe,
he begged me to come with him,

But I couldn't
because of my career.

Of course, because your career
is very important.

But seeing him last night

Made me rethink
a lot of my choices.

He said he still loves me,

And he asked me
to move to Spain with him.

And this time,
I'm considering it.

Uh, but -- but wh--
what about us?

We have the engagement party
Friday.

Yeah. I'm thinking
we should wait on that.

We're getting married
in six weeks.

Maybe not.
I don't know.

Look,
I need to get some rest

'cause I'm seeing dario
again tonight,

And this time,
we won't be talking.

[ exhales sharply ]

[ mixer whirring ]

Hey.

Are you baking a cake?

[ chuckles ]
I'm trying to.

It's daddy's birthday
tomorrow.

Mm.

You're such a good
daughter.

Well,
I like to think so.

Have you always lived
with your father?

Oh, lord, no.

After I got my master's,
I lived in new york.

I was a sculptor.

Really?

I was starting
to make a name for myself,

But then mama died.

And daddy
was so devastated,

I had to come back
and take care of him.

It was really nice.

Then, one night,
he goes out drinking,

And he comes back

With that cheap piece
of hollywood trash.

You mean mrs. Didi?

He let that slut
crawl into my mama's bed.

I will never forgive him
for that.

[ spatula clatters ]

Are you okay?

I really shouldn't talk
about this.

It makes me want to spit.

Maybe I should finish
the cake.

Good idea.

Miss lucinda?

I'm sure mrs. Didi
loves your father.

Rosie,
do me a favor.

Don't ever say anything nice
about that woman.

Okay, but, uh,
I just don't want to take sides.

Taking sides
is part of this job,

And I'm just happy to know
you'll be on mine.

Hey, pool boy!
What are you doing?

If you must know,
I'm looking for a bathroom.

But you're tracking in mud.

Well, that's something
to remember me by.

[ chuckles ]

[ doorbell rings ]

[ mop clatters ]

I don't want to talk to you.

I don't want
to talk to you, either.

Where's your room?

Upstairs. Why?

Mom!

What are you doing?

Mom.

That's a closet.

I don't want you working
for the powells.
Why not?

Because you're only 19,
and they're dangerous.

That's
the gift-wrapping room.

Damn,
this house is big.

Look, I don't care
what you think of the powells.

They have been
nothing but nice to me.

Yeah, well, the powells
are not the only reason

You should be in school
making something of your life.

I can't afford school
right now.

Your father and I
will take care of it.

I can do it on my own.
I just need a little time.

Girls like you think you have
all the time in the world,

But the years fly by

And you realize it's too late
to make your dreams come true.

And then,
you spend the rest of your life

Cleaning
somebody else's oven.

You're doing it again.

You're trying to control me.

Can't you get
a different job --

Something in a mall?
No!

I work for the powells,
and that's all there is to it.

Now, please, go back to your
life, and let me have mine.

Okay, guys,

I'm gonna want everything
in the master bedroom.

I mean, there's over 50 boxes
in the truck.

Oh, I know.

What's all this?

The rest of my boxes
arrived today.

Y-yeah,
I -- I can see that.

Some of this stuff
in the hallway closet.

Well, why didn't you?
[ sighs ]

Because
it's already filled...

With dahlia's things.

Oh.

So,
this little display,

It's your way
of asking me to move them?

I guess it was a little
passive-aggressive.

Tell me, what part of this
is passive?
[ chuckles ]

All right,
first thing tomorrow,

I'll have ethan move
dahlia's things to the garage.

[ sighs ] thank you.

I didn't think
you'd mind,

But opal said
that I needed your permission.

I don't want
dahlia's things in the garage.

Call goodwill tomorrow.
Have them take everything away.

Are you sure?

Dahlia's gone.

But you are here to stay.

[ sighs ]
oh, nick.

Mm.

[ door closes ]

Rosie: Hello, there.

Rosie.

You scared me.
[ chuckles ]

I wanted to fix mr. Ken's robe
before he got up in the morning.

Oh. [ chuckles ]
well...

That's a pretty dress.

I know how it looks,
me hitting the clubs

While kenny's stuck
in that chair,

But every once in a while,
I need to have a good time.

It must be hard on you,
having a sick husband.

It is.

When I first met kenny,
I didn't think he was that old.

I just thought
he was adorable.

And funny.

And he dressed better
than any man I'd ever met --

Custom-made shirts,
italian shoes.

[ chuckles ]

We had two wonderful years.

Then, one day,
I found him lying on the floor.

So, what has lucinda
told you about me?

Did she call me a gold digger
and a slut and a moron?

She never said moron.

Well, don't you believe
a word she says.

I love kenny.

She's just jealous
'cause that big old ass of hers

Has been on the market for years
and no one's buying.

Mrs. Didi.

How could you live
with someone you hate?

I just try to remind myself

When kenny dies,
all this belongs to me.

And you should keep that
in mind, too.

[ indistinct conversations ]

I really have to advise
against this.

The man
at the soup kitchen said

He's seen that homeless woman
around here.

If any of the other bums
recognize her,

I could have my necklace back
by tonight.

Well,
at least let's stick together

While we hand
these sketches out.

Oh, that'll take hours.

Relax.
Adrian and I will be fine.

[ sighs ]

[ car door closes ]

Now...
You try that alley,

And, uh,
we'll search over there.

[ sighs ]

Adrian?

Darling, what's wrong?

We shouldn't
have come here.

But you agreed to this.

At home,
in the living room.

Now that we're here,
it's so dark.

This adolescent cowardice
of yours

Is really getting
on my nerves.

Get out of the car.
No!

Adrian!

Hey, little mama.

[ chuckling ] hello, there.
You startled me.

Oh, well,
that's all right.

Perhaps you can help me.

I'm looking for a woman.

So am I.

I don't mean
to s-sound rude,

But...You are terrifying.

Could you stay there?

I'm warning you,
my husband is in this car,

And he will defend me
to the death.

Isn't that right, dear?

Adrian!

Adrian,
open this door!

Don't just sit there.
Do something!

Leave her alone!

Oh, my --

Not one more step!

You got pretty hair.

[ gasps ]

[ panting ]

Are you hurt?

No.

I'm just angry.

[ sighs ]

Hey. Can I talk to you
about something?

Oh, god.

Are you going to ask me out?

[ chuckling ] no, but thank you
for the enthusiasm.

What, then?

You know
those egg thingies upstairs?

Your mom
sort of took one.

What?

Yeah, I was coming
out of the bathroom,

[ scoffs ] that's ridiculous.
My mother doesn't steal.

Well, does she borrow?

No.

Why would mother want
an egg thingy?

I don't know why anyone

Would want
half of the crap in this house,

But if mrs. Powell finds
that it's missing,

She might think that...
You stole it.

And then she'd fire me.

And just so you know,
I'm gonna ask you out next week,

So try to act
[chuckling] surprised.

What are you doing
with that?

Good morning to you,
too, opal.

That belongs to dahlia.

I told you
not to touch her things.

No, you said I needed
permission to move her things,

So I spoke to nicholas
last night.

And what did he say?

It's a bit of a surprise,
actually.

I just wanted to put
dahlia's things in the garage,

But he said
to get rid of them entirely.

What?

The folks at goodwill
sent a truck.

I guess
this got left behind.

[ gasps ]

No!

[ gasps ]

[ sobs ]

Look, opal...

You had no right!

Oh, for god's sake...

Those were not your things,

And this is not your house!

And then she screams,
"this isn't your house!"

She didn't!
Yeah.

I am seriously thinking
about asking nick to fire her.

Eh.

How long has she been working
for nicholas?

About 20 years.

And how long
have you been living there?

I see where you're going
with this,

But I'm not
some houseguest.

I'm the future
mrs. Deering,

And if I politely ask a maid
to clean out a closet,

I think she should do it.

Eh.

God, that is annoying.

Look, when you work
in a house for 20 years,

You start to think of it
as your own.

Like this place --

My name may not
be on the deed, but...

It's my home.

I get that.

But opal freaked out
on me,

And now I have to walk
on eggshells in my own home?

In that case,
you should fire her.

Thank you.

If she's leaving eggshells
on the floor...

A maid can be bitchy,
but she's still got to clean up.

Anyway, I think you should
go back to opal and apologize.

Seriously?!

It's a chance
to clear the air,

And if she doesn't start
to behave,

Then talk to nicholas.

I hope you're right.

I don't want to be
one of these beverly hills divas

That's always complaining
about her maid.

It's already happened,
hasn't it?

Mm...
Mm...

[ papers thud ]
you never read
the contract?

It's my first phony marriage!
Now, give me a break.

Just tell me,
my album, my tour --

I still get all that, right,
even if we're just engaged?

Hold on.
I'm reading.

How could alejandro
do this to me?

You know, promises were made,
hearts were crossed.

I thought we really meant
something to each other.

Why? It's a fake
relationship.

And we were gonna live a long
fake life together, okay?

Odessa: Mm.

Oh! Here it is.

"the terms of this contract
will not be binding

"until such time
as the undersigned

And the artist
are legally joined."

It means if you don't
get married, you get bubkes.

No, no, no!

Why can't he just marry me
and have gay sex on the weekends

Like every other husband
in hollywood?

Look, I know you got
a lot riding on this,

But it's time
to start facing reality.

No.

I am carmen luna,
and I never face reality.

I just talked
to my lawyer.

I told him I don't want alimony
or the house,

So there's no reason
this thing has to get ugly.

[ tucker babbling ]

And I'm sorry I hurt you.

I didn't mean to fall in love
with rosie.

[ toy clacking ]

I'm a star.

Men don't leave stars
for maids.

Well, this one's going to,
but I won't tell anyone why.

We'll just let
people believe

We're another
hollywood casualty.

If you continue
seeing rosie, trust me...

You'll be the casualty.

What exactly do you think
that you can do to me?

I'm america's sweetheart,
remember?

My tear-stained face

Will be on the cover
of every tabloid.

I'll tell anyone
who will listen

My husband seduced
the maid

While our baby was asleep
in the next room.

You'll be the most hated man
in show business.

Your career as daytime tv's
nicest doctor will be over.

I don't care about that.

Do you care about our son?

Because I also plan
on moving to europe

And taking tucker with me.

I will not allow that.
I will fight you in court.

And you'll lose.

You're the scum shacking up
with the maid, remember?

A judge
won't let you go to europe,

Not when you're about to give
birth to our brand-new baby.

[ chuckles ]

Joke's on you.

I'm not pregnant.

That was just a maneuver

Designed
to save our marriage.

Oh, well.

[ tucker babbles ]

You're a monster.

And yet I seem so nice
in my films.

[ grunts ]

To recap,

If you see rosie again,
even one more time,

I will destroy you.

Got it...
[as rosie] mr. Spence?

Opal,
I was hoping we could talk.

Did you know
I'm writing a book?

It's about what I went through
to get my son out of jail.

I had to work as a maid
for six months,

So you'd think
I would remember

To respect
the people who do this job.

You've taken such beautiful care
of dahlia's things

For all these years.

I should have spoken to you
before I gave them away.

I'm sorry.

I was 19
when I met dahlia.

I was single,
pregnant...

And terrified.

She offered to take me in
and give me a job.

She was more
than an employer.

She was my friend.

It's been 15 years
since she died,

And I --
I still grieve for her.

I am so sorry.
[ sniffles ]

[ voice breaking ] no.

I should apologize
to you.

The way I've been behaving,
it's...Unacceptable.

So...Maybe
we can start over.

I would like that.

[ sighs ]

Well, well, well.

You are a difficult woman
to find.

Do I know you?

No.
But I know you.

You're a thief.

Somebody gave this to me.

Well, now you're going
to give it to me...

Whether you like it or not.

Mr. Kenneth,
I fixed your robe.

Now we can get you ready
for your birthday dinner.

I love birthdays.

My favorite part
is the presents.

I wish I knew you better

So I could give you
something you'd like.

You know what,
mr. Kenneth?

I think I know what you'd like
for your birthday.

[ indistinct conversation ]

...Of getting to the bottom
of this --

What in the world?

Uncle ken?

[ chuckles ]
look at you!

I thought mr. Kenneth would like
to dress up for a change.

That was very thoughtful.

[ voice breaking ]
I can't remember

The last time
kenny looked this nice.

Are you done performing?

Excuse me?!

Reggie is the executor
of daddy's estate.

Every time he stops by,

Didi turns on the waterworks
to impress him.

You are such a liar.

You could put daddy in a suit
any time you want!

And when was the last time you
did something nice for him?

I gave up
my whole life for him.

Now who's performing?

Okay, ladies, please...

Rosie,
go ahead and serve dinner.

No.

I want
to do presents first.

Rosie, this is my house.
She's just an elderly guest.

No one asked you, ambrosia.

You work for me,
remember?

No, she works for me.

You know, I'm sick of this.
Just go to hell!

Back off, bitch!

[ panting ]

[ sighs ]

I think that means
I work for him.

[ cellphone rings ]

[ cellphone beeps ]
hey, mija, what's up?

Whoa, whoa.
Ho-- ho-- hold on.

Slow down!

Your mother did what?

What the hell
were you thinking?!

I wanted her
out of that house.

That's your excuse
for stealing?

Do you want your daughter
to be a maid,

To watch while she throws
her life away?

It's her life to throw!

I know
what I'm talking about.

I had a chance
to go to college.

I thought that scholarship
would always be there --

Yeah, I know -- your life didn't
turn out the way you wanted.

How does that justify trying
to get your own daughter fired?!

All right!

I'm sorry!

It just happened!

I don't know
what I was thinking.

You were thinking
you could control

Everything
under the sun --

The world according
to zoila...

...Always making us
jump through your hoops.

Valentina and I
have been doing it for years,

And we're sick of it!

I mean, we love you, but, god,
you make us so unhappy!

You're unhappy?

Since when?

Since as long
as I can remember.

Oh.

[ sighs ]

I'm taking this
back to valentina.

[ knock on door ]

Tony:
Mrs. Powell?

I believe
this belongs to you.

Tony!
[ gasps ]

How in the world...?

[ gasps ]
I have my ways.

Oh [chuckles]

Here. Allow me.

[ sighs ]

When those men
broke into our home,

They stole so much more
than this necklace.

They took our dignity,
our sense of security...

Now I feel like I've gotten
some of those things back.

I'm glad.

Oh, how can I ever
repay you?

Seeing you smile
is payment enough.

That longtime couple
spence and peri westmore

Are calling it quits.

Although the couple issued
a statement

Saying the divorce
will be amicable,

Rumors are swirling
that the hunky soap star

May have cheated
on america's sweetheart.

And, of course,
we'll always keep you updated

For the latest on this story.

[ doorbell rings ]

Rosie,
what are you doing here?

I saw the tv.

They were talking
about you and mrs. Peri.

Look,
I can't talk right now.

I just wanted to see
if you were okay.

Not really.

Do you want
to go to breakfast tomorrow,

Tell me what happened?

No, I don't.

As a matter of fact, uh,
I can't see you again.

Why?

My family is breaking up
because of you.

I'm very upset.

You have to stay away.

I'm sorry.

You know, my meetings
are only during the days.

You sure you don't
want to come with me?

San francisco sounds fun,

But I have
a lot of writing to do.

Okay.

About you being all alone
in the house with opal.

Well, I told you,
we're good now.

By the time you get back,
we're gonna be besties.

Oh, now I'm definitely
worried.

[ both chuckle ]

See you in a week.

Okay.

[ sighs ]

[ speaking indistinctly ]

Alejandro!

Where's your tie?

Well,
isn't this a casual thing?

No! No. [ chuckles ]

This is our engagement party.
We have to look nice.

Ah, geez.
[ sighs ]

I should have called
the whole thing off.

What --
you know, the more
I think about dario...

You seem tense.
...The more that I'm --

While you get a tie --
I'm thinking black --

I'll get you a beverage.

Okay.

So, that's alejandro, huh?

Keep his glass full,
make every drink a double,

And if he orders water,
put vodka in it.

Why do you need him drunk?

You're paid to pour,
not to ask questions.

When I give the cue,
this is what I need you to say.

I'll give you an extra $50
if you stop judging me.

Oh!
You got the white flowers.

Perfect.

Carmen.

Why did you give
the bartender money?

What are you up to?
Nothing.

Why do you always think
I'm up to something?

[ door opens ]

Father tomas!
I'm so glad you could come.

[ door opens ]

[ door closes ]

What's with the suitcase?

You might want to sit down.

I need some space.

I found
a little apartment.

Not too expensive.

So, you're leaving me?

I'm taking a break.

Zoila, if I stay in this house,
the way I'm feeling about you,

We're not
gonna make it.

Oh.

So, I just need to
[sighs] take a few months.

Trust me.

It's gonna be good
for both of us.

I'll give you a call
when I get settled, okay?

[ voice breaking ]
and I promise to eat healthy.

[ door closes ]

[ upbeat music playing,
indistinct conversations ]

Hey.

How are you feeling?

Pretty hammered.

What the hell's
in these drinks?

Who cares?

It's time to make our toast.

Mm.

Okay.

[ music stops ]
hello, everyone!

Hey!
Hi! Hi!
Hi!

[ exhales sharply ]

Alejandro and I
are so happy

To have you with us
on this special night.

I wish you could all feel

The passion we have
for each other.

Aww!

I don't feel so good.

Neither do I.
[ chuckles ]

Waiting and waiting
for the big day.

Are you as excited
about the wedding as we are?

[ cheers and applause ]

But I guess we have to wait
a few more weeks.

Aw!
Aw! Aw!
Aw!

What else can we do?

Why don't you get married now?

Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!

Get married now?
[ chuckling ] that's crazy!

I mean, we don't have
anyone here to marry us, right?

I could do it.

Oh, my god!

Father tomas?
Who invited you?

[ chuckles ]
oh, dear god.

Wedding!

Wedding!

All: [ chanting ]
wedding! Wedding!

Wedding! Wedding!
Aah!

[ cheers and applause ]

What the hell's going on?

We're giving the people
what they want.

[ crowd cheers ]

Carmen,
we need to talk about this.

Yeah, we'll talk
on the honeymoon.

We need to talk now.

Take five, padre.

Nobody leave!
[ chuckles ]

Man: Let's do this.

Listen. Listen.
We have to get married!

Why?

Because if we don't...

I get nothing.

What are you
talking about?

Read the contract,
alejandro!

You know,
my album, my tour --

If you run off with dario,
it -- it all goes away.

[ sighing ] oh...

Baby,
I won't let that happen.

You won't?

I should have been clearer.

I will personally see to it
that my label honors our deal...

Oh, my god.

...Not just because
you're an amazing friend,

But because I believe
in your talent.

You're a star waiting to happen,
ms. Carmen luna.

[ inhales sharply ]

You are the best husband
I never married.

[ chuckles ]
thank you.

Thank you.

[ guests screaming ]

[ indistinct shouting ]

Shut up!

Get down on the ground!

Get down!

[ shouting continues ]

I'm not screwing around, people!

[ grunts ]

[ screams ]

What did you do?!

Let's go. Let's go.
Get out of here now!

[ panting ]

Oh.

[ voice breaking ]
somebody call 911, please!

Oh, my god.
You shot him!

Well, do you think we should
go back to see if he's okay?

The cops are gonna be here
any minute.
[ engine turns over ]

The ambulance
is on its way.

[ sobbing ]
he's not saying anything,

And there's so much blood.

[ sobs ]

Why?

[ sobbing loudly ]