Devious Maids (2013–2016): Season 1, Episode 13 - Totally Clean - full transcript
Alejandro makes Carmen a proposal which she considers which doesn't make Sam and Odessa happy. Spence tries to get Rosie to be with him but her son makes a mistake which reveals their secret to Peri. Valentina is shocked that Remi left and when Zoila tells her why he left, she freaks out. Marisol finally tells the girls who she is and what she is doing. She asks for their help to prove her son's innocence.
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This picture could
destroy his career.
We need to get him married.
I know just the girl. I've got to
get away from my family. You know?
It's a group of doctors
who go to third world countries.
He wants me to go with him.
I've written a note.
It explains why you
want her to stay
And why you needed to leave
without saying good-bye.
I'll bet there's a legal way
to get miguel in the country.
I get to rescue
the little mexican boy, not you.
mami!
To think you wanted me to wait. What?
This is where adrian used to
videotape flora having sex.
Marisol's real name
is suarez.
She is the mother of the boy
that the police arrested.
This woman--
she's trying to hurt me.
Will I need a gun?
Call 9-1-1. Now!
What do we got?
Female, early 30s,
gunshot wound to the abdomen,
B.P. Is 80 over 40.
Pulse?
120. Respiratory rate 12.
Bay two. Get moving.
Doctor--doctor!
I thought you should know
my wife...
She's pregnant.
We'll do what we can.
I spoke to the doctor.
Did he tell you?
I am so sorry.
I always
wanted a little girl.
Michael, I hate to ask--
then don't.
I need to know.
Did phillipe frame my son for
murder? I won't discuss that.
Why are you still
protecting him? I'm not.
He will pay for this.
But what about flora?
If he is responsible
for her death--
Nothing I could tell you
about that
Can be used against him.
Don't you get it?
It would be
throwing away my career,
And you still wouldn't
be able to touch phillipe!
michael?
Hey.
I thought you were sleeping.
tell her.
What?
Tell marisol
what she needs to know.
honey, I'm his lawyer.
I could lose my license
to practice.
That man killed our baby.
Where should I start?
Tell me about the night
flora hernandez was murdered.
♪
Odessa! Welcome home.
It's so good to see you.
How are you feeling?
The doctors say she's made
a full recovery.
Is it nice to be back?
The house is filthy.
You haven't gone inside yet.
I can just tell.
oh, my god.
What do you call this?
Chilaquiles. You like?
Very much.
You want more?
I've got plenty.
Maybe just a little.
you sure are
spoiling me lately.
Why shouldn't I?
Everything you've done
for miguel and me.
My pleasure.
He's such a nice boy.
Oh, that's my phone.
Sweetie, can you bring me
my teléfono?
¿por favor?
and he does
just what I tell him.
I love that.
Hi.
Yeah, I'm on my way.
What smells so good?
rosie made the most
delicious breakfast. Mwah!
I'd have more,
but I gotta run.
So...
Can I have a plate
of that?
All gone.
How many times can I say,
"I'm sorry"?
Never enough for what
you did. I admit it.
I tried to stop peri
from bringing miguel here,
But only because
I didn't want you
To feel you
owed her something.
Well, I do.
I owe her everything.
Right! I knew it would be
better for our relationship
If you owed me.
What?!
You know what I mean.
I wanted to bring
miguel here because
I wanted to show you
how much I loved you.
We've been together
for months.
And you never got him.
Maybe you don't love me
as much as you think.
Hey, guys!
Good morning, valentina.
It's so nice to see you.
What are you doing here?
I've been trying
to reach remi all morning.
He won't pick up.
Oh, he's probably
just sleeping in.
Go knock on his door.
I want to show valentina
my wedding dress.
pretty.
But why such a thick veil?
It'll be my fourth wedding
in this church.
If the minister recognizes me,
I'm toast.
Mm.
okay. All right.
Are you good?
Yes. Yes.
While you get her settled,
I'll take her suitcases
to her room, okay?
Thanks, baby.
All right.
All right.
thank you.
So... I guess
you and sam are a couple.
We're moving in together.
Are you surprised?
A little.
I thought he had
better taste.
Well, you must be
feeling better
If you're insulting me.
much better.
If I didn't say so before...
Thank you for
everything you did.
It's my pleasure.
Alejandro wanted to be here,
But he had a meeting
with his agents.
To do damage control?
So you heard about
the big news.
I have.
Did you know
alejandro was gay?
Didn't have a clue.
I wish I had.
It would have
made things easier.
Easier?
This may shock you, but...
Alejandro is not just
a friend to me.
I have feelings for him.
I'm not shocked.
I kept thinking maybe one day
he would notice me,
But... He never did.
Now you know why.
Honestly, it's a relief.
if I can't have him,
At least no other woman
will take my place.
Are you ready for lunch?
I made you paella.
Mm. It's too spicy.
You haven't tasted it yet.
Mm. I can just tell.
I've never seen that.
I know.
Remi's not in his room.
He's not?
All his things are gone.
I found these notes
on his pillow.
There's one for each of you.
Oh, my god.
What is it?
He went to africa.
He left last night.
He says he wants to help
vaccinate people in the congo.
Sounds like
the worst vacation ever.
I don't think it's a vacation.
Oh, my god. You're right.
He says he'll be gone
for a whole year.
Valentina, did you know
about this?
He told her he wanted
to join doctors
Doing humanitarian work.
Then he asked her
to go with him.
Then why would he leave
without telling her?
This doesn't sound
like remi.
I need to call him.
He's not answering his phone.
Remember?
Oh.
Well, then I'll just leave
a message for him at his hotel.
Is there a mandarin oriental
in the congo?
I don't know.
I don't understand this.
Africa of all places.
If he wanted to help
poor people,
Why couldn't he just
go to burbank?
What does your note say?
it doesn't matter.
Excuse me.
Uh, next up...
The lamborghini.
I want that.
No, you don't.
I do. I really do.
It has a stick shift.
I'll hire a chauffeur.
I said no.
She gave you the picasso.
I just had the upholstery
redone... In mohair.
The seats are so soft.
See? She's doing it out
of spite. Okay. Okay.
For god sakes, evelyn.
What would you ever do
with a lamborghini?
Well...
I suppose I could have
my new chauffeur
Drive me to your house.
And then once we were parked
Just beneath
your bedroom window,
My new chauffeur and I
could make love
On your mohair upholstery.
Or if you feel
that's spiteful,
I-I really don't know
what to tell you.
Excuse me. Have you guys
heard the news?
We're in a meeting, rickey.
I'm so sorry, but...
Michael stappord's wife
was shot.
What?! Yeah, it's on the
news. She's in the hospital.
do they know who did it?
No. It was like
a sniper or something.
Oh, my god!
Wait a minute. You know the
stappords, don't you? We do.
And I hear taylor
lost the baby.
I didn't even know
she was pregnant.
they had just found out.
well, we've got to send a card
Or some flowers or something.
I'll chip in
if you add my name to the card.
Oh, absolutely.
Now I got to tell mr. Hemstead
what happened.
Adrian?
We're going home now.
Uh...
Shall we reschedule?
We'll call you later.
In other news, a woman
is in critical condition
After she was shot last night
In front
of her beverly hills home.
31-year-old taylor stappord
Suffered a single
gunshot wound to the abdomen.
Police are calling the attack
"bizarre and unmotivated."
A spokesman for the department
Says the suspect
is still at large.
Wall street is riding high
after yesterday's big rally...
Well, if you do hear
anything,
Please tell him
to call his mother.
thank you.
I talked to all
of remi's friends,
And no one knew
what he had planned.
Well, he's a grown man.
He'll be fine.
But to just run off like that--
I don't understand it.
I do.
Yeah, there's something
to be said for...
Leaving your responsibilities
behind and...
Starting a new adventure.
What are you thinking?
Let's elope.
What?
I feel the need
to be alone with you
In some exotic locale.
That does sound romantic.
When would we leave?
Tonight.
Well, now you're just
being silly.
What about
our engagement party?
Oh, that. Well...
We could go
after the party?
Are you sure you don't want
to get married in beverly hills?
It will affect the quality
of gifts we receive.
We have each other.
We don't care about
material things anymore.
Oh.
You'll have to remind me of that
from time to time.
So you'll pack your bags?
Of course.
So... Where do we want to go?
I've always wanted
to visit brunei.
That's where
my business manager went.
You know, the man
who stole all my money?
Really?
Oh, yes.
Apparently, we don't have
An extradition treaty
with brunei.
You don't say. Hmm.
Yeah, till she says no,
but she's not gonna say...
You wanted to see me?
Come in, carmen.
I want to introduce you
to my team.
This is roger, my publicist,
max, my agent.
And gary is my--
my lawyer.
Guys, this is
carmen-- my maid. So...
Alejandro tell us
you're a very talented singer.
That's nice of you.
He also tell us
that you're very ambitions.
why would you tell them that?
As you know,
alejandro's private life
Has recently become grist
for the tabloid mill.
So?
So...
We have a proposition for you.
As you can see, the contract
is rather straightforward.
And this is all guaranteed.
We will produce your album.
And then you'll go on tour,
appear on talk shows--
And, of course, you'll be paid.
It's everything
you've ever wanted.
If I pretend to be
your wife.
You will be his wife.
The ceremony will be legal.
but it'll just be
for two years.
And then you'll have
irreconcilable differences,
And it'll all be over.
You divorced your first husband
for the same reasons.
No one will even think twice.
What about sam?
What about sam?
We're supposed
to move in together.
Um... You won't be able
to date,
Not while you're married
to alejandro.
What if I saw him...
Secretly?
It's risky. The tabloids
are always watching.
So you're asking me
to give him up?
It's just for two years.
And think of what
you're getting in return.
This is a favor to me...
Obviously.
And if you say "no,"
We're cool.
But if you do this,
people will hear you sing.
You can finally share
your music with the world.
so what do you say,
carmen?
Are you ready to be famous?
Can I talk to you?
I'm busy.
Please.
I have something important
I want to say.
I know everything
that you will say,
And none of it is important.
You know that I want
to marry you.
And I have said "no."
rosie...
It does not matter
how much you love me.
I have to do the right thing,
and there is nothing you can say
That will change my mind.
And I also want
to adopt miguel.
¿hola?
Hey, miguel.
It's mrs. Westmore.
I need to talk to your mother
about dinner tonight.
Give the teléfono
to your mamacita.
Okay.
Think of it.
If you marry me
and I adopt miguel,
He'd be an american citizen
And no one could ever
deport him.
And we would be a family.
Can you imagine
a more perfect life?
It sounds wonderful.
So?
I cannot humiliate
mrs. Peri.
But I would make you happy
for the rest of your life.
There is a reason
Why they call it, um...
"doing the right thing."
Because it is always
very hard to do.
I understand.
You're a good person.
That's why I fell
in love with you.
And you're a good man.
That's why I love you.
Mami?
Mijo, you found my phone.
Hey, hey.
It's moving day.
Let me guess.
You haven't started
packing yet.
That is so typical.
But...
no worries.
I will help you.
What's with the velvet box?
And if the first album
sells over 100,000 copies,
The label
is contractually obligated
To produce the second one.
Of course, even if
the album is a huge hit,
The marriage will be done
in two years.
That's definite.
So I guess what
I'm asking is...
Are you willing to--
to wait for me?
Sure.
Really?!
Of course.
I'm more than happy to put
my life on hold for two years
While you enter into a fake
marriage with a celebrity.
I mean what guy
wouldn't agree to that?
Okay, hold on--
but I suppose
The men with at least
a molecule of self-respect
Might have an issue
with this.
But we both know
that I'm a loser
And I'll agree to anything.
Right?
Sam, you're not a loser.
Oh.
Well, in that case...
I know.
I know it's a lot to ask,
But these people are offering me
everything I've ever wanted!
I thought I was what
you wanted!
Well, you are, of course. You
just said that two days ago.
You want me...
More than a career,
more than success.
Which is it, carmen?
I want it all.
You can't have it all.
You're gonna have
to choose.
Sam. Come here.
Sam, sam!
Sam, please!
Sam, wait!
Wait!
Sam, let's talk about this.
why do you have
to go that far?!
It doesn't make any sense!
it--it is for my career.
Odessa, odessa,
it's already final.
I don't understand! It's
just-- it's final. Stop it!
What is going on?
I told odessa we were
getting married,
And she freaked out.
I don't know what's going on.
Listen, I--
Uvas.
Mango.
So...
Do you want some
new outfits?
I thought we could
go shopping later.
Honey...
I know you're sad
about remi.
But he'll be back.
And you'll pick up
where you left off.
Why would you think that?
Because... He adores you.
I don't think he does.
You're wrong.
It's like you said.
Why would a boy like remi
love me?
I'm nothing.
Remi loves you very much.
I know this.
How?
Because I saw
the look on his face
When I asked him
to write you that note.
What?
It was me.
I begged him
to go without you.
He didn't want to go.
oh, my god.
I'm so--I'm so sorry.
Oh, my god.
Sweetheart! Wait. No! Wait!
Wait! Wait! I was only
trying to protect you.
Don't touch me!
marisol!
Hey.
we got your text.
We're in absolute shock.
How is taylor?
She's gonna be okay.
thank god.
Did you see what happened?
I was inside the house.
So this was
an accident, right?
Why would anybody want to shoot
taylor stappord? Actually...
I think they were trying
to shoot me.
Are you kidding?
No.
Well, why would anybody want
to shoot you?
Because of what I know,
what I've learned.
What are you talking about?
My real name...
Is marisol suarez.
And I'm not a maid.
But you work
for the stappords.
I've seen you
take out their trash.
Actually,
I'm a college professor.
And I only took this job
To become friends
with all of you.
Why?
So I could learn everything
you knew about flora hernandez.
That boy
that killed flora?
His name was suarez.
Yes, eddie is my son.
But he didn't kill nobody.
He was framed.
You knew about this?
Oh, oh, no. No.
I have evidence.
That's what I've been doing
for the past weeks--
Learning about flora's life.
And lying to us.
Guys, come on.
So if your son didn't
kill flora hernandez, who did?
I think it was
phillipe delatour.
But I'm gonna need help
from all of you
To prove it.
The caterers should be
doing that.
Oh, it's all right.
I need to keep busy.
If you need any help...
I won't. But thank you.
anybody home?!
Ah!
the man of the hour.
Your housekeeper told me
I'd find you both back here.
Shouldn't you be at home
getting ready for the party?
I'll just be here
for a moment.
I have a little favor
to ask.
Oh?
As soon as the party is over,
I want to take genevieve
Out of town
for a romantic getaway.
That sounds lovely.
How can we help?
I was wondering
if I could borrow your jet.
Obviously I'd pay
for the fuel.
We don't really loan
the jet.
Well, I could pay you,
you know, whatever you need.
Then you could lease
a plane.
Uh, it's such short notice.
Or fly commercial.
No, it has to be private.
Something happened?
Not at all.
Uh, just trying to do
something nice for genevieve.
Well, as--as much as
we would like to help,
Oh, there's no need
to apologize.
You're throwing us
an engagement party,
For heaven's sake.
So we'll, uh,
see you at 7:00?
Okay.
I'm so glad you ordered
dahlias again.
They're my favorite.
Again?
Don't you use them
at all your parties?
I've only used dahlias
once before, actually--
The night our maid
was murdered.
Well...
I didn't go to that party.
So... You must have
used them before.
Perhaps.
Okay.
I'll see you tonight.
what a liar.
He's not interested
in a romantic getaway.
He needs to leave town
for some reason.
That's not all
he lied about.
He was here
the night flora was killed.
What?
I saw him...
In the hallway.
Well, that was months ago.
How can you remember
something like that?
Because I didn't invite him.
He and genevieve were--
Were not on speaking terms.
I was so annoyed.
Why would phillipe lie about
something like that? I don't know.
Unless...
What?
Did you ever involve phillipe
in your disgusting little hobby?
Oh, my god.
I say we go to the cops.
We can't.
But phillipe confessed.
To michael stappord--
His lawyer.
Nothing phillipe says to him
Can be used against him
in a court of law.
Well, I have to tell
genevieve.
I can't let her marry
a murderer.
If phillipe knows
we're on to him,
He will leave town,
and my son will stay in jail.
No.
We have to keep quiet
until I have absolute proof.
But how are we gonna do that?
Tonight is the delatours'
engagement party, right?
Yeah.
It's at the powells' house.
Call genevieve.
Tell her you're worried
that the caterers
Haven't hired enough people
for the party.
Luckily, you have a few friends
who are willing to help out.
He had no right!
None whatsoever.
She was mine.
Flora belonged to me.
And phillipe took her
from you.
She told me
she had been attacked,
But I didn't believe her.
How could you?
She was a liar.
She also showed me a tape
of a meeting with michael.
How he offered her money.
She seemed so...
Calculating,
so manipulative--
She was manipulative.
That's what got her killed.
I hate phillipe.
I want him to suffer
for what he's done.
Is that wrong of me?
Evil is the thing that
takes away the people we love.
It took our son.
And it took flora.
No. It is never wrong
to punish evil.
I want to be careful. I don't
want to get caught. Don't worry.
I'll help you.
You would be willing
to do this?
This morning you wanted
to divorce me.
Love can't seem
to unite us.
Why not try hatred?
Valentina?
I know you're in there.
Please let me in.
Listen, I have to leave
for the party now.
But when I get home,
we'll talk about what I've done,
And then... I will beg
for your forgiveness.
And I hope with all my heart
you will give it to me.
Okay?
we agree.
Hey.
Oh.
So... What do you think?
Everything
is absolutely exquisite.
I think it's going to be
a memorable evening.
You have no idea.
♪
Zoila!
You look stunning!
Well, look at you.
Doesn't she look stunning?
Yes, she does.
She really does.
Thank you, phillipe.
oh, you made it.
♪
Hors d'oeuvre?
Thank you.
Evelyn.
What are you doing here?
I was... Asked
to work the party.
By whom?
Uh...
It doesn't matter.
You have to leave.
Security!
Listen...
excuse me.
we have to do it now.
already?
Evelyn's seen me.
We don't have much time.
I'll tell the girls.
And a c.E.O. Phillipe knows
is lending us his private jet.
We leave tonight
after the party.
Mm. Brunei sounds like fun.
Phillipe was joking we may not
come back for years.
Later, when you have a moment,
come find me.
I have a gift for you.
You and evelyn have done
too much for us as it is.
Well, this gift
is just from me, and...
It's only for you.
Mr. Delatour?
People are asking
If you'd like
to say something to the crowd.
That'd be great.
I'd love to say a few words.
We thought you might.
if I could have
Everyone's attention, please,
I think it's time to hear
from our guests of honor--
The delatours!
Thank you. Thank you.
So...
Genevieve and I
are getting married.
again.
It is a miracle to me
That this amazing woman
is giving me a second chance.
But I'm a changed man.
And I'm gonna do
everything I can to...
To make her happy.
And he's off to
a good start.
Have you seen the ring?
Thank you all so much
for coming this evening.
I just want to tell you
how happy I am for you.
And I am ready to give
you and phillipe my blessing.
Oh, zoila!
Oh!
oh...
Oh, my god!
I'm so sorry!
Oh! Oh... We need to
get some water on this
Before it sets.
Oh.
I'll be right back.
come on, come on,
let's get this dry.
So what does this woman
look like?
She's 5'6", 120 pounds,
and...
Vaguely ethnic.
Do you know who I am?
Oh, yes.
Do you know who I am?
You're the mother of the boy
who killed that maid.
Her name was flora hernandez,
and my son didn't kill anyone.
Ah, yes, well...
I hear you've been asking
Some unpleasant questions
about me.
And I've been getting
some interesting answers.
From whom?
Michael stappord.
He's my lawyer.
He can't talk about me.
And yet... He did.
He told me about adrian
Arranging for you
to sleep with flora.
But when she found out
you were remi's father,
She refused... Because she was
dating your son.
But you're not
the kind of man
Who likes to take "no"
for an answer.
Weeks later, you found out
she was carrying remi's child,
And she was demanding millions
to keep it quiet.
So you came here--
To a party
you weren't invited to.
The waiters thought you were
just another guest in a tux.
That's why they didn't notice
when you took the knife.
You then went looking
for flora.
And you found her.
Even though you had
stabbed her,
Somehow flora managed
to get away.
But before you could
follow her,
My son walked in...
At the wrong moment.
So you hit him.
And put the knife
in his hand.
And my son was blamed for
the death of a girl he loved.
I stabbed her...
The next day,
you told michael what happened,
And he kept your secret.
Until the bullet
you intended for me...
Killed his unborn child.
These are pathetic... Lies.
I have evidence,
And I'm going to the d.A.
Tomorrow.
come on. Say something.
Then why tell me?
what?
If I'm so dangerous,
Why would you be here
with me?
Do you want money?
Is that it?
No.
I just wanted
to see your face,
To see if you could
appreciate the irony.
Irony?
You took the life
of a maid,
And now a maid
is going to take yours.
I don't think so.
There she is!
sorry, ma'am...
But you're gonna have
to come with me.
I am so sorry.
I hope she wasn't
bothering you?
Uh, not at all.
Zoila,
I have to find phillipe!
Please stop dabbing me.
You have--there's still
a little left.
Hey, look over there.
There he is.
Adrian.
Listen, uh...
Genevieve and I
will have to be going.
Not so fast.
I have a gift for you.
Remember? I really don't have the time.
We've got a jet
waiting for us.
Don't be rude. I put a lot
of thought into this gift.
Nothing on that tape
comes close to a confession.
How am I ever gonna get eddie
out of jail?
so...
Where is this gift?
Actually, what I have to offer
comes in the form of advice.
Adrian, I told you we--
Is there something wrong?
Just,
I don't feel so good.
My advice is this--
The trick to getting away
with murder is not to let people
Think it was murder
in the first place.
What?
You must create
a plausible explanation
For an unexpected death.
Such as suicide.
what--
what did you do?
Not much is needed.
Something undetectable
in a glass...
To relax the muscles.
And a witness
to the victim's last words.
uh, I don't understand.
You killed my maid,
you son of a bitch.
Don't you know how hard it is
to find good help?
Has anybody seen phillipe?
Aah!
And then he shouted
something to the effect
That he had murdered
flora hernandez
And couldn't live
with himself anymore.
and then
he jumped out the window.
We were absolutely stunned.
It was just
the two of you in the room?
There were no other witnesses
to this proclamation?
What are you getting at?
Well, according
to your party guests,
He was only in the water
for a minute.
But when they pulled him out,
he was already dead.
That's odd.
uh, we heard it, too.
We were in the hall
outside that room...
picking up napkins
and--and glasses.
I was looking for a bathroom.
And we all heard a man yell,
"I killed flora hernandez."
And then there was a splash.
Go call the d.A.
He's gonna want
to know about this.
♪
♪
♪
♪
on "devious maids"...
This picture could
destroy his career.
We need to get him married.
I know just the girl. I've got to
get away from my family. You know?
It's a group of doctors
who go to third world countries.
He wants me to go with him.
I've written a note.
It explains why you
want her to stay
And why you needed to leave
without saying good-bye.
I'll bet there's a legal way
to get miguel in the country.
I get to rescue
the little mexican boy, not you.
mami!
To think you wanted me to wait. What?
This is where adrian used to
videotape flora having sex.
Marisol's real name
is suarez.
She is the mother of the boy
that the police arrested.
This woman--
she's trying to hurt me.
Will I need a gun?
Call 9-1-1. Now!
What do we got?
Female, early 30s,
gunshot wound to the abdomen,
B.P. Is 80 over 40.
Pulse?
120. Respiratory rate 12.
Bay two. Get moving.
Doctor--doctor!
I thought you should know
my wife...
She's pregnant.
We'll do what we can.
I spoke to the doctor.
Did he tell you?
I am so sorry.
I always
wanted a little girl.
Michael, I hate to ask--
then don't.
I need to know.
Did phillipe frame my son for
murder? I won't discuss that.
Why are you still
protecting him? I'm not.
He will pay for this.
But what about flora?
If he is responsible
for her death--
Nothing I could tell you
about that
Can be used against him.
Don't you get it?
It would be
throwing away my career,
And you still wouldn't
be able to touch phillipe!
michael?
Hey.
I thought you were sleeping.
tell her.
What?
Tell marisol
what she needs to know.
honey, I'm his lawyer.
I could lose my license
to practice.
That man killed our baby.
Where should I start?
Tell me about the night
flora hernandez was murdered.
♪
Odessa! Welcome home.
It's so good to see you.
How are you feeling?
The doctors say she's made
a full recovery.
Is it nice to be back?
The house is filthy.
You haven't gone inside yet.
I can just tell.
oh, my god.
What do you call this?
Chilaquiles. You like?
Very much.
You want more?
I've got plenty.
Maybe just a little.
you sure are
spoiling me lately.
Why shouldn't I?
Everything you've done
for miguel and me.
My pleasure.
He's such a nice boy.
Oh, that's my phone.
Sweetie, can you bring me
my teléfono?
¿por favor?
and he does
just what I tell him.
I love that.
Hi.
Yeah, I'm on my way.
What smells so good?
rosie made the most
delicious breakfast. Mwah!
I'd have more,
but I gotta run.
So...
Can I have a plate
of that?
All gone.
How many times can I say,
"I'm sorry"?
Never enough for what
you did. I admit it.
I tried to stop peri
from bringing miguel here,
But only because
I didn't want you
To feel you
owed her something.
Well, I do.
I owe her everything.
Right! I knew it would be
better for our relationship
If you owed me.
What?!
You know what I mean.
I wanted to bring
miguel here because
I wanted to show you
how much I loved you.
We've been together
for months.
And you never got him.
Maybe you don't love me
as much as you think.
Hey, guys!
Good morning, valentina.
It's so nice to see you.
What are you doing here?
I've been trying
to reach remi all morning.
He won't pick up.
Oh, he's probably
just sleeping in.
Go knock on his door.
I want to show valentina
my wedding dress.
pretty.
But why such a thick veil?
It'll be my fourth wedding
in this church.
If the minister recognizes me,
I'm toast.
Mm.
okay. All right.
Are you good?
Yes. Yes.
While you get her settled,
I'll take her suitcases
to her room, okay?
Thanks, baby.
All right.
All right.
thank you.
So... I guess
you and sam are a couple.
We're moving in together.
Are you surprised?
A little.
I thought he had
better taste.
Well, you must be
feeling better
If you're insulting me.
much better.
If I didn't say so before...
Thank you for
everything you did.
It's my pleasure.
Alejandro wanted to be here,
But he had a meeting
with his agents.
To do damage control?
So you heard about
the big news.
I have.
Did you know
alejandro was gay?
Didn't have a clue.
I wish I had.
It would have
made things easier.
Easier?
This may shock you, but...
Alejandro is not just
a friend to me.
I have feelings for him.
I'm not shocked.
I kept thinking maybe one day
he would notice me,
But... He never did.
Now you know why.
Honestly, it's a relief.
if I can't have him,
At least no other woman
will take my place.
Are you ready for lunch?
I made you paella.
Mm. It's too spicy.
You haven't tasted it yet.
Mm. I can just tell.
I've never seen that.
I know.
Remi's not in his room.
He's not?
All his things are gone.
I found these notes
on his pillow.
There's one for each of you.
Oh, my god.
What is it?
He went to africa.
He left last night.
He says he wants to help
vaccinate people in the congo.
Sounds like
the worst vacation ever.
I don't think it's a vacation.
Oh, my god. You're right.
He says he'll be gone
for a whole year.
Valentina, did you know
about this?
He told her he wanted
to join doctors
Doing humanitarian work.
Then he asked her
to go with him.
Then why would he leave
without telling her?
This doesn't sound
like remi.
I need to call him.
He's not answering his phone.
Remember?
Oh.
Well, then I'll just leave
a message for him at his hotel.
Is there a mandarin oriental
in the congo?
I don't know.
I don't understand this.
Africa of all places.
If he wanted to help
poor people,
Why couldn't he just
go to burbank?
What does your note say?
it doesn't matter.
Excuse me.
Uh, next up...
The lamborghini.
I want that.
No, you don't.
I do. I really do.
It has a stick shift.
I'll hire a chauffeur.
I said no.
She gave you the picasso.
I just had the upholstery
redone... In mohair.
The seats are so soft.
See? She's doing it out
of spite. Okay. Okay.
For god sakes, evelyn.
What would you ever do
with a lamborghini?
Well...
I suppose I could have
my new chauffeur
Drive me to your house.
And then once we were parked
Just beneath
your bedroom window,
My new chauffeur and I
could make love
On your mohair upholstery.
Or if you feel
that's spiteful,
I-I really don't know
what to tell you.
Excuse me. Have you guys
heard the news?
We're in a meeting, rickey.
I'm so sorry, but...
Michael stappord's wife
was shot.
What?! Yeah, it's on the
news. She's in the hospital.
do they know who did it?
No. It was like
a sniper or something.
Oh, my god!
Wait a minute. You know the
stappords, don't you? We do.
And I hear taylor
lost the baby.
I didn't even know
she was pregnant.
they had just found out.
well, we've got to send a card
Or some flowers or something.
I'll chip in
if you add my name to the card.
Oh, absolutely.
Now I got to tell mr. Hemstead
what happened.
Adrian?
We're going home now.
Uh...
Shall we reschedule?
We'll call you later.
In other news, a woman
is in critical condition
After she was shot last night
In front
of her beverly hills home.
31-year-old taylor stappord
Suffered a single
gunshot wound to the abdomen.
Police are calling the attack
"bizarre and unmotivated."
A spokesman for the department
Says the suspect
is still at large.
Wall street is riding high
after yesterday's big rally...
Well, if you do hear
anything,
Please tell him
to call his mother.
thank you.
I talked to all
of remi's friends,
And no one knew
what he had planned.
Well, he's a grown man.
He'll be fine.
But to just run off like that--
I don't understand it.
I do.
Yeah, there's something
to be said for...
Leaving your responsibilities
behind and...
Starting a new adventure.
What are you thinking?
Let's elope.
What?
I feel the need
to be alone with you
In some exotic locale.
That does sound romantic.
When would we leave?
Tonight.
Well, now you're just
being silly.
What about
our engagement party?
Oh, that. Well...
We could go
after the party?
Are you sure you don't want
to get married in beverly hills?
It will affect the quality
of gifts we receive.
We have each other.
We don't care about
material things anymore.
Oh.
You'll have to remind me of that
from time to time.
So you'll pack your bags?
Of course.
So... Where do we want to go?
I've always wanted
to visit brunei.
That's where
my business manager went.
You know, the man
who stole all my money?
Really?
Oh, yes.
Apparently, we don't have
An extradition treaty
with brunei.
You don't say. Hmm.
Yeah, till she says no,
but she's not gonna say...
You wanted to see me?
Come in, carmen.
I want to introduce you
to my team.
This is roger, my publicist,
max, my agent.
And gary is my--
my lawyer.
Guys, this is
carmen-- my maid. So...
Alejandro tell us
you're a very talented singer.
That's nice of you.
He also tell us
that you're very ambitions.
why would you tell them that?
As you know,
alejandro's private life
Has recently become grist
for the tabloid mill.
So?
So...
We have a proposition for you.
As you can see, the contract
is rather straightforward.
And this is all guaranteed.
We will produce your album.
And then you'll go on tour,
appear on talk shows--
And, of course, you'll be paid.
It's everything
you've ever wanted.
If I pretend to be
your wife.
You will be his wife.
The ceremony will be legal.
but it'll just be
for two years.
And then you'll have
irreconcilable differences,
And it'll all be over.
You divorced your first husband
for the same reasons.
No one will even think twice.
What about sam?
What about sam?
We're supposed
to move in together.
Um... You won't be able
to date,
Not while you're married
to alejandro.
What if I saw him...
Secretly?
It's risky. The tabloids
are always watching.
So you're asking me
to give him up?
It's just for two years.
And think of what
you're getting in return.
This is a favor to me...
Obviously.
And if you say "no,"
We're cool.
But if you do this,
people will hear you sing.
You can finally share
your music with the world.
so what do you say,
carmen?
Are you ready to be famous?
Can I talk to you?
I'm busy.
Please.
I have something important
I want to say.
I know everything
that you will say,
And none of it is important.
You know that I want
to marry you.
And I have said "no."
rosie...
It does not matter
how much you love me.
I have to do the right thing,
and there is nothing you can say
That will change my mind.
And I also want
to adopt miguel.
¿hola?
Hey, miguel.
It's mrs. Westmore.
I need to talk to your mother
about dinner tonight.
Give the teléfono
to your mamacita.
Okay.
Think of it.
If you marry me
and I adopt miguel,
He'd be an american citizen
And no one could ever
deport him.
And we would be a family.
Can you imagine
a more perfect life?
It sounds wonderful.
So?
I cannot humiliate
mrs. Peri.
But I would make you happy
for the rest of your life.
There is a reason
Why they call it, um...
"doing the right thing."
Because it is always
very hard to do.
I understand.
You're a good person.
That's why I fell
in love with you.
And you're a good man.
That's why I love you.
Mami?
Mijo, you found my phone.
Hey, hey.
It's moving day.
Let me guess.
You haven't started
packing yet.
That is so typical.
But...
no worries.
I will help you.
What's with the velvet box?
And if the first album
sells over 100,000 copies,
The label
is contractually obligated
To produce the second one.
Of course, even if
the album is a huge hit,
The marriage will be done
in two years.
That's definite.
So I guess what
I'm asking is...
Are you willing to--
to wait for me?
Sure.
Really?!
Of course.
I'm more than happy to put
my life on hold for two years
While you enter into a fake
marriage with a celebrity.
I mean what guy
wouldn't agree to that?
Okay, hold on--
but I suppose
The men with at least
a molecule of self-respect
Might have an issue
with this.
But we both know
that I'm a loser
And I'll agree to anything.
Right?
Sam, you're not a loser.
Oh.
Well, in that case...
I know.
I know it's a lot to ask,
But these people are offering me
everything I've ever wanted!
I thought I was what
you wanted!
Well, you are, of course. You
just said that two days ago.
You want me...
More than a career,
more than success.
Which is it, carmen?
I want it all.
You can't have it all.
You're gonna have
to choose.
Sam. Come here.
Sam, sam!
Sam, please!
Sam, wait!
Wait!
Sam, let's talk about this.
why do you have
to go that far?!
It doesn't make any sense!
it--it is for my career.
Odessa, odessa,
it's already final.
I don't understand! It's
just-- it's final. Stop it!
What is going on?
I told odessa we were
getting married,
And she freaked out.
I don't know what's going on.
Listen, I--
Uvas.
Mango.
So...
Do you want some
new outfits?
I thought we could
go shopping later.
Honey...
I know you're sad
about remi.
But he'll be back.
And you'll pick up
where you left off.
Why would you think that?
Because... He adores you.
I don't think he does.
You're wrong.
It's like you said.
Why would a boy like remi
love me?
I'm nothing.
Remi loves you very much.
I know this.
How?
Because I saw
the look on his face
When I asked him
to write you that note.
What?
It was me.
I begged him
to go without you.
He didn't want to go.
oh, my god.
I'm so--I'm so sorry.
Oh, my god.
Sweetheart! Wait. No! Wait!
Wait! Wait! I was only
trying to protect you.
Don't touch me!
marisol!
Hey.
we got your text.
We're in absolute shock.
How is taylor?
She's gonna be okay.
thank god.
Did you see what happened?
I was inside the house.
So this was
an accident, right?
Why would anybody want to shoot
taylor stappord? Actually...
I think they were trying
to shoot me.
Are you kidding?
No.
Well, why would anybody want
to shoot you?
Because of what I know,
what I've learned.
What are you talking about?
My real name...
Is marisol suarez.
And I'm not a maid.
But you work
for the stappords.
I've seen you
take out their trash.
Actually,
I'm a college professor.
And I only took this job
To become friends
with all of you.
Why?
So I could learn everything
you knew about flora hernandez.
That boy
that killed flora?
His name was suarez.
Yes, eddie is my son.
But he didn't kill nobody.
He was framed.
You knew about this?
Oh, oh, no. No.
I have evidence.
That's what I've been doing
for the past weeks--
Learning about flora's life.
And lying to us.
Guys, come on.
So if your son didn't
kill flora hernandez, who did?
I think it was
phillipe delatour.
But I'm gonna need help
from all of you
To prove it.
The caterers should be
doing that.
Oh, it's all right.
I need to keep busy.
If you need any help...
I won't. But thank you.
anybody home?!
Ah!
the man of the hour.
Your housekeeper told me
I'd find you both back here.
Shouldn't you be at home
getting ready for the party?
I'll just be here
for a moment.
I have a little favor
to ask.
Oh?
As soon as the party is over,
I want to take genevieve
Out of town
for a romantic getaway.
That sounds lovely.
How can we help?
I was wondering
if I could borrow your jet.
Obviously I'd pay
for the fuel.
We don't really loan
the jet.
Well, I could pay you,
you know, whatever you need.
Then you could lease
a plane.
Uh, it's such short notice.
Or fly commercial.
No, it has to be private.
Something happened?
Not at all.
Uh, just trying to do
something nice for genevieve.
Well, as--as much as
we would like to help,
Oh, there's no need
to apologize.
You're throwing us
an engagement party,
For heaven's sake.
So we'll, uh,
see you at 7:00?
Okay.
I'm so glad you ordered
dahlias again.
They're my favorite.
Again?
Don't you use them
at all your parties?
I've only used dahlias
once before, actually--
The night our maid
was murdered.
Well...
I didn't go to that party.
So... You must have
used them before.
Perhaps.
Okay.
I'll see you tonight.
what a liar.
He's not interested
in a romantic getaway.
He needs to leave town
for some reason.
That's not all
he lied about.
He was here
the night flora was killed.
What?
I saw him...
In the hallway.
Well, that was months ago.
How can you remember
something like that?
Because I didn't invite him.
He and genevieve were--
Were not on speaking terms.
I was so annoyed.
Why would phillipe lie about
something like that? I don't know.
Unless...
What?
Did you ever involve phillipe
in your disgusting little hobby?
Oh, my god.
I say we go to the cops.
We can't.
But phillipe confessed.
To michael stappord--
His lawyer.
Nothing phillipe says to him
Can be used against him
in a court of law.
Well, I have to tell
genevieve.
I can't let her marry
a murderer.
If phillipe knows
we're on to him,
He will leave town,
and my son will stay in jail.
No.
We have to keep quiet
until I have absolute proof.
But how are we gonna do that?
Tonight is the delatours'
engagement party, right?
Yeah.
It's at the powells' house.
Call genevieve.
Tell her you're worried
that the caterers
Haven't hired enough people
for the party.
Luckily, you have a few friends
who are willing to help out.
He had no right!
None whatsoever.
She was mine.
Flora belonged to me.
And phillipe took her
from you.
She told me
she had been attacked,
But I didn't believe her.
How could you?
She was a liar.
She also showed me a tape
of a meeting with michael.
How he offered her money.
She seemed so...
Calculating,
so manipulative--
She was manipulative.
That's what got her killed.
I hate phillipe.
I want him to suffer
for what he's done.
Is that wrong of me?
Evil is the thing that
takes away the people we love.
It took our son.
And it took flora.
No. It is never wrong
to punish evil.
I want to be careful. I don't
want to get caught. Don't worry.
I'll help you.
You would be willing
to do this?
This morning you wanted
to divorce me.
Love can't seem
to unite us.
Why not try hatred?
Valentina?
I know you're in there.
Please let me in.
Listen, I have to leave
for the party now.
But when I get home,
we'll talk about what I've done,
And then... I will beg
for your forgiveness.
And I hope with all my heart
you will give it to me.
Okay?
we agree.
Hey.
Oh.
So... What do you think?
Everything
is absolutely exquisite.
I think it's going to be
a memorable evening.
You have no idea.
♪
Zoila!
You look stunning!
Well, look at you.
Doesn't she look stunning?
Yes, she does.
She really does.
Thank you, phillipe.
oh, you made it.
♪
Hors d'oeuvre?
Thank you.
Evelyn.
What are you doing here?
I was... Asked
to work the party.
By whom?
Uh...
It doesn't matter.
You have to leave.
Security!
Listen...
excuse me.
we have to do it now.
already?
Evelyn's seen me.
We don't have much time.
I'll tell the girls.
And a c.E.O. Phillipe knows
is lending us his private jet.
We leave tonight
after the party.
Mm. Brunei sounds like fun.
Phillipe was joking we may not
come back for years.
Later, when you have a moment,
come find me.
I have a gift for you.
You and evelyn have done
too much for us as it is.
Well, this gift
is just from me, and...
It's only for you.
Mr. Delatour?
People are asking
If you'd like
to say something to the crowd.
That'd be great.
I'd love to say a few words.
We thought you might.
if I could have
Everyone's attention, please,
I think it's time to hear
from our guests of honor--
The delatours!
Thank you. Thank you.
So...
Genevieve and I
are getting married.
again.
It is a miracle to me
That this amazing woman
is giving me a second chance.
But I'm a changed man.
And I'm gonna do
everything I can to...
To make her happy.
And he's off to
a good start.
Have you seen the ring?
Thank you all so much
for coming this evening.
I just want to tell you
how happy I am for you.
And I am ready to give
you and phillipe my blessing.
Oh, zoila!
Oh!
oh...
Oh, my god!
I'm so sorry!
Oh! Oh... We need to
get some water on this
Before it sets.
Oh.
I'll be right back.
come on, come on,
let's get this dry.
So what does this woman
look like?
She's 5'6", 120 pounds,
and...
Vaguely ethnic.
Do you know who I am?
Oh, yes.
Do you know who I am?
You're the mother of the boy
who killed that maid.
Her name was flora hernandez,
and my son didn't kill anyone.
Ah, yes, well...
I hear you've been asking
Some unpleasant questions
about me.
And I've been getting
some interesting answers.
From whom?
Michael stappord.
He's my lawyer.
He can't talk about me.
And yet... He did.
He told me about adrian
Arranging for you
to sleep with flora.
But when she found out
you were remi's father,
She refused... Because she was
dating your son.
But you're not
the kind of man
Who likes to take "no"
for an answer.
Weeks later, you found out
she was carrying remi's child,
And she was demanding millions
to keep it quiet.
So you came here--
To a party
you weren't invited to.
The waiters thought you were
just another guest in a tux.
That's why they didn't notice
when you took the knife.
You then went looking
for flora.
And you found her.
Even though you had
stabbed her,
Somehow flora managed
to get away.
But before you could
follow her,
My son walked in...
At the wrong moment.
So you hit him.
And put the knife
in his hand.
And my son was blamed for
the death of a girl he loved.
I stabbed her...
The next day,
you told michael what happened,
And he kept your secret.
Until the bullet
you intended for me...
Killed his unborn child.
These are pathetic... Lies.
I have evidence,
And I'm going to the d.A.
Tomorrow.
come on. Say something.
Then why tell me?
what?
If I'm so dangerous,
Why would you be here
with me?
Do you want money?
Is that it?
No.
I just wanted
to see your face,
To see if you could
appreciate the irony.
Irony?
You took the life
of a maid,
And now a maid
is going to take yours.
I don't think so.
There she is!
sorry, ma'am...
But you're gonna have
to come with me.
I am so sorry.
I hope she wasn't
bothering you?
Uh, not at all.
Zoila,
I have to find phillipe!
Please stop dabbing me.
You have--there's still
a little left.
Hey, look over there.
There he is.
Adrian.
Listen, uh...
Genevieve and I
will have to be going.
Not so fast.
I have a gift for you.
Remember? I really don't have the time.
We've got a jet
waiting for us.
Don't be rude. I put a lot
of thought into this gift.
Nothing on that tape
comes close to a confession.
How am I ever gonna get eddie
out of jail?
so...
Where is this gift?
Actually, what I have to offer
comes in the form of advice.
Adrian, I told you we--
Is there something wrong?
Just,
I don't feel so good.
My advice is this--
The trick to getting away
with murder is not to let people
Think it was murder
in the first place.
What?
You must create
a plausible explanation
For an unexpected death.
Such as suicide.
what--
what did you do?
Not much is needed.
Something undetectable
in a glass...
To relax the muscles.
And a witness
to the victim's last words.
uh, I don't understand.
You killed my maid,
you son of a bitch.
Don't you know how hard it is
to find good help?
Has anybody seen phillipe?
Aah!
And then he shouted
something to the effect
That he had murdered
flora hernandez
And couldn't live
with himself anymore.
and then
he jumped out the window.
We were absolutely stunned.
It was just
the two of you in the room?
There were no other witnesses
to this proclamation?
What are you getting at?
Well, according
to your party guests,
He was only in the water
for a minute.
But when they pulled him out,
he was already dead.
That's odd.
uh, we heard it, too.
We were in the hall
outside that room...
picking up napkins
and--and glasses.
I was looking for a bathroom.
And we all heard a man yell,
"I killed flora hernandez."
And then there was a splash.
Go call the d.A.
He's gonna want
to know about this.
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