Detention Adventure (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 9 - Buried Treasure - full transcript
BOY: Man, it's cold.
How did people stay warm in the olden days?
KELLY: Heh! They didn't.
I bet a lot of these
people died of the flu.
Did you know Spanish influenza killed
somewhere between 40
and 70 million people in 1919?
Bre Okay, Kelly.
JOY: I feel perfectly fine.
That's because you're wearing a dead bear.
It can't be real, can it?
I don't think they had
synthetics back then.
I'm wearing a dead bear?
(RUSTLING)
Guys! Wait!
Over there is Margaret Powless.
She died of consumption.
Over here is Peter Deer.
He died of sunstroke.
Ha! Always wear sunscreen.
I'm just going to freeze
my head like Walt Disney.
JOY: (TEETH CHATTERING) I
think that's an urban myth.
KELLY: Well, I do know that James Bedford,
Ted Williams, and even
his son John Henry Williams
- are frozen.
- I'm freezing!
- What are we looking for?
- A dog...
or a wolf or something.
We should be looking for Cockshutt's tomb.
Actually... I think we
should be looking for Hulk.
Where'd he go?
(SIGHING) I know where he is.
He'll catch up. Let's just keep going.
(SIGHING) Okay.
♪
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♪
Happy birthday, Dad.
I won't forget you, either.
♪
Whoa.
Whoa. Wait. Hold on.
My turn-of-the-century shoelace is untied.
Hey, look. There's a bell
attached to that gravestone.
Maybe so they could call
room service in the afterlife.
Actually, those bells are connected
to the inside of the tomb,
in case someone was
accidentally buried alive.
Terrifying.
HULK: Hey!
Hey, guys.
HULK: Hey, everyone!
Do you hear that?
HULK: Over here!
It's Hulk.
HULK: Over here!
It's coming from over there.
HULK: I found something! Guys!
Guys...
(SIGHING)
(RINGING)
Guys!
Guys!
What? Did you find something?
I knew I'd seen this before. Look!
JOY: It's the wolf symbol!
♪
Bre That's it.
JOY: Ugh! Great.
We don't have any tools
to open the door with.
We could ram it at the same time.
Or buy bolt cutters.
Where? Everything is closed.
Bre Right. Remember,
we're supposed to actually
check the doors before freaking out.
(ALL CHUCKLING)
After you, fearless leader.
No. Kelly, this is your adventure.
We're just here for the ride.
I can't do it.
I'm afraid.
So are we.
We're all afraid of the unknown.
Bre You know what makes me feel safe?
That we're all here together.
And we're going to look after
each other, no matter what.
Just like fear camp but with
some friends helping out.
And remember, it's okay to feel scared.
♪
(ALL YELPING)
(ALL GROANING)
- Ow.
- Ow.
(ALL GROANING)
Is everyone okay?
Why would you build an ice slide?
Looks like someone
forgot to salt the stairs.
This place looks pretty big.
- (SIGHING)
- Looks like it was meant
for a whole family, but
only two tombs are occupied.
Guys! Guys, come look at this.
Huh. It looks like a weird handle.
Or a keyhole...
for a key!
♪
Huh.
- It won't move.
- Well, maybe it's stuck.
Give me a second.
Well, don't break it.
Well, it's not working. It's the key.
It's supposed to fit. Why isn't it working?
WOMAN: Because it doesn't belong to you!
(YELPING)
Miss Dumont?
- Well, it was kind of obvious.
- Yeah. I did suspect...
I figured it was her from the old church.
She did have a weird
appearance in detention.
Quiet! I've been following the five of...
Ah!
(KIDS GASPING)
Oh, my God!
- Oh.
- No. Yikes.
- Are you okay?
- Oh, yes.
Thank you for helping me up.
Why didn't the rest of you help me up?
I'm your senior.
Yes, but you did stalk us.
Bre Yeah. It was some
stranger danger there.
Okay, fine. I can see how
that would be... creepy.
I've been following the four of you
ever since you discovered the lab.
And then Brett posted the
treasure hunt on an Instagram.
(JOY GROWLING)
Okay, okay. I learned my lesson.
But it wasn't until I saw
that picture of the four of you
in the Brantford newspaper.
That was my proof. You had the map,
and so I waited for the perfect
moment to make my move.
And then the prank.
My prank.
I had my eyes in the sky
and ears on the ground
give me the heads up.
Ears on the ground?
I paid a caretaker.
They're very susceptible to bribes.
Ugh! Caretaker Jay.
You know, I knew he stared too much.
Can you blame him? The support staff
are severely underpaid.
What do you expect with
the current political climate?
Okay. The play wasn't a coincidence?
(LAUGHING) Oh, no.
I could keep you close,
and I had five heads to
decipher the poems for me.
And then you'd get to the clues before us.
Ugh! Just like in the church!
I feel so taken advantage of.
- Oh.
- Well, Kelly has the key,
so the treasure must be for her.
Obviously, she doesn't have the entire key.
Oh, I finally get
to make my own history.
Wow. Nice nails.
Oh, yeah. Thanks. DIY.
Decals. Did it myself.
♪
(CLICKING)
- (GASPING)
- (GASPING)
Whoa.
(BEETHOVEN'S "SYMPHONY NO. 9" PLAYING)
Wow.
♪
Hmm?
(MUSIC STILL PLAYING)
Would you stop that?
Oh. Sorry. (TURNING OFF MUSIC)
I thought it would add to the moment. Heh.
HULK: From Die Hard, right?
I watched it this summer.
Yeah, you did, buddy. Yeah, you did.
Hmm.
♪
What's inside?
Treasure? Rats? Ignatius's bones?
♪
What is it?
♪
It's for you.
♪
"Respect for those who earn respect."
Question what's taught to clearly see.
Truth is hidden in plainest sight.
The fortune you seek:
The truth about family.
"Signed E. Pauline Johnson."
♪
It's a birth certificate.
JOY: Look. William Cockshutt
and Aisling O'Failan had a son
named... Alfred Cockshutt.
RAIGN: Except Cockshutt is
crossed out and replaced with...
Darnall.
But... that's my name.
Is that...
Are they my family?
HULK: Ignatius must have
renamed his illegitimate grandson
to Darnall to separate him
from the Cockshutt family.
You are the treasure.
And you two are related.
♪
So... there's no money?
OMG, Brett. Timing.
(BREATHING WITH
DIFFICULTY) I have family left.
And I have a history.
But is this the history that you want?
(BREATHING WITH DIFFICULTY)
I was so concerned
with protecting whatever
was left of my family name
that I turned a blind eye
to the terrible things my ancestors did.
Isn't all history kind of dark?
But we remember it.
So we can learn from it.
And never repeat it.
Well, except the Raptors.
They can repeat it.
(HULK CHUCKLING)
Hey. On the bright side,
now, you're rich.
(WHEEZING) Oh, um, no.
That is absolutely not the case.
No. The family fortune
was spent out years ago.
I... I've been living in my office.
- I wondered where that ball...
- Weird clothes.
- You closed the door...
- You know what?
- That makes sense.
- ...So quickly when I...
(GASPING FOR AIR)
(GASPING IN SHOCK)
Oh! Whoa! Are you okay?
Miss Dumont.
Your hands!
The mold. (BREATHING WITH DIFFICULTY)
I'm allergic.
She's having an anaphylactic reaction.
Do you have an EpiPen?
Yeah.
- It's cracked!
- No.
It must have broken when
she fell down the stairs.
Kelly, where's your EpiPen?
Kelly?
- KELLY: I'm going to be sick.
- JOY: Kelly?
RAIGN: Oh, no. Not you, too, Kelly.
I'm going to be sick.
Bre She's not having an allergic reaction.
She's having a panic attack!
Oh, Kelly, snap out of it! We need you!
I'm going to be sick.
- Where is your EpiPen?
- I'm going to be sick.
She left it outside!
KELLY: I'm going to be sick.
- I got it.
- KELLY: I'm going to be sick.
I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be sick.
- I'm going to be sick.
- RAIGN: Kelly, it's okay!
- You're going to be okay!
- I'm going to be sick.
- (GASPS)
- RAIGN: It's okay to be scared.
Look at me. Kelly?
Bre I can't reach it. (GRUNTING)
RAIGN: Kelly?
We're stuck.
(MISS DUMONT GASPING)
- KELLY: I'm going to be sick.
- RAIGN: It's okay.
JOY: Again.
♪
How did people stay warm in the olden days?
KELLY: Heh! They didn't.
I bet a lot of these
people died of the flu.
Did you know Spanish influenza killed
somewhere between 40
and 70 million people in 1919?
Bre Okay, Kelly.
JOY: I feel perfectly fine.
That's because you're wearing a dead bear.
It can't be real, can it?
I don't think they had
synthetics back then.
I'm wearing a dead bear?
(RUSTLING)
Guys! Wait!
Over there is Margaret Powless.
She died of consumption.
Over here is Peter Deer.
He died of sunstroke.
Ha! Always wear sunscreen.
I'm just going to freeze
my head like Walt Disney.
JOY: (TEETH CHATTERING) I
think that's an urban myth.
KELLY: Well, I do know that James Bedford,
Ted Williams, and even
his son John Henry Williams
- are frozen.
- I'm freezing!
- What are we looking for?
- A dog...
or a wolf or something.
We should be looking for Cockshutt's tomb.
Actually... I think we
should be looking for Hulk.
Where'd he go?
(SIGHING) I know where he is.
He'll catch up. Let's just keep going.
(SIGHING) Okay.
♪
♪
♪
♪
Happy birthday, Dad.
I won't forget you, either.
♪
Whoa.
Whoa. Wait. Hold on.
My turn-of-the-century shoelace is untied.
Hey, look. There's a bell
attached to that gravestone.
Maybe so they could call
room service in the afterlife.
Actually, those bells are connected
to the inside of the tomb,
in case someone was
accidentally buried alive.
Terrifying.
HULK: Hey!
Hey, guys.
HULK: Hey, everyone!
Do you hear that?
HULK: Over here!
It's Hulk.
HULK: Over here!
It's coming from over there.
HULK: I found something! Guys!
Guys...
(SIGHING)
(RINGING)
Guys!
Guys!
What? Did you find something?
I knew I'd seen this before. Look!
JOY: It's the wolf symbol!
♪
Bre That's it.
JOY: Ugh! Great.
We don't have any tools
to open the door with.
We could ram it at the same time.
Or buy bolt cutters.
Where? Everything is closed.
Bre Right. Remember,
we're supposed to actually
check the doors before freaking out.
(ALL CHUCKLING)
After you, fearless leader.
No. Kelly, this is your adventure.
We're just here for the ride.
I can't do it.
I'm afraid.
So are we.
We're all afraid of the unknown.
Bre You know what makes me feel safe?
That we're all here together.
And we're going to look after
each other, no matter what.
Just like fear camp but with
some friends helping out.
And remember, it's okay to feel scared.
♪
(ALL YELPING)
(ALL GROANING)
- Ow.
- Ow.
(ALL GROANING)
Is everyone okay?
Why would you build an ice slide?
Looks like someone
forgot to salt the stairs.
This place looks pretty big.
- (SIGHING)
- Looks like it was meant
for a whole family, but
only two tombs are occupied.
Guys! Guys, come look at this.
Huh. It looks like a weird handle.
Or a keyhole...
for a key!
♪
Huh.
- It won't move.
- Well, maybe it's stuck.
Give me a second.
Well, don't break it.
Well, it's not working. It's the key.
It's supposed to fit. Why isn't it working?
WOMAN: Because it doesn't belong to you!
(YELPING)
Miss Dumont?
- Well, it was kind of obvious.
- Yeah. I did suspect...
I figured it was her from the old church.
She did have a weird
appearance in detention.
Quiet! I've been following the five of...
Ah!
(KIDS GASPING)
Oh, my God!
- Oh.
- No. Yikes.
- Are you okay?
- Oh, yes.
Thank you for helping me up.
Why didn't the rest of you help me up?
I'm your senior.
Yes, but you did stalk us.
Bre Yeah. It was some
stranger danger there.
Okay, fine. I can see how
that would be... creepy.
I've been following the four of you
ever since you discovered the lab.
And then Brett posted the
treasure hunt on an Instagram.
(JOY GROWLING)
Okay, okay. I learned my lesson.
But it wasn't until I saw
that picture of the four of you
in the Brantford newspaper.
That was my proof. You had the map,
and so I waited for the perfect
moment to make my move.
And then the prank.
My prank.
I had my eyes in the sky
and ears on the ground
give me the heads up.
Ears on the ground?
I paid a caretaker.
They're very susceptible to bribes.
Ugh! Caretaker Jay.
You know, I knew he stared too much.
Can you blame him? The support staff
are severely underpaid.
What do you expect with
the current political climate?
Okay. The play wasn't a coincidence?
(LAUGHING) Oh, no.
I could keep you close,
and I had five heads to
decipher the poems for me.
And then you'd get to the clues before us.
Ugh! Just like in the church!
I feel so taken advantage of.
- Oh.
- Well, Kelly has the key,
so the treasure must be for her.
Obviously, she doesn't have the entire key.
Oh, I finally get
to make my own history.
Wow. Nice nails.
Oh, yeah. Thanks. DIY.
Decals. Did it myself.
♪
(CLICKING)
- (GASPING)
- (GASPING)
Whoa.
(BEETHOVEN'S "SYMPHONY NO. 9" PLAYING)
Wow.
♪
Hmm?
(MUSIC STILL PLAYING)
Would you stop that?
Oh. Sorry. (TURNING OFF MUSIC)
I thought it would add to the moment. Heh.
HULK: From Die Hard, right?
I watched it this summer.
Yeah, you did, buddy. Yeah, you did.
Hmm.
♪
What's inside?
Treasure? Rats? Ignatius's bones?
♪
What is it?
♪
It's for you.
♪
"Respect for those who earn respect."
Question what's taught to clearly see.
Truth is hidden in plainest sight.
The fortune you seek:
The truth about family.
"Signed E. Pauline Johnson."
♪
It's a birth certificate.
JOY: Look. William Cockshutt
and Aisling O'Failan had a son
named... Alfred Cockshutt.
RAIGN: Except Cockshutt is
crossed out and replaced with...
Darnall.
But... that's my name.
Is that...
Are they my family?
HULK: Ignatius must have
renamed his illegitimate grandson
to Darnall to separate him
from the Cockshutt family.
You are the treasure.
And you two are related.
♪
So... there's no money?
OMG, Brett. Timing.
(BREATHING WITH
DIFFICULTY) I have family left.
And I have a history.
But is this the history that you want?
(BREATHING WITH DIFFICULTY)
I was so concerned
with protecting whatever
was left of my family name
that I turned a blind eye
to the terrible things my ancestors did.
Isn't all history kind of dark?
But we remember it.
So we can learn from it.
And never repeat it.
Well, except the Raptors.
They can repeat it.
(HULK CHUCKLING)
Hey. On the bright side,
now, you're rich.
(WHEEZING) Oh, um, no.
That is absolutely not the case.
No. The family fortune
was spent out years ago.
I... I've been living in my office.
- I wondered where that ball...
- Weird clothes.
- You closed the door...
- You know what?
- That makes sense.
- ...So quickly when I...
(GASPING FOR AIR)
(GASPING IN SHOCK)
Oh! Whoa! Are you okay?
Miss Dumont.
Your hands!
The mold. (BREATHING WITH DIFFICULTY)
I'm allergic.
She's having an anaphylactic reaction.
Do you have an EpiPen?
Yeah.
- It's cracked!
- No.
It must have broken when
she fell down the stairs.
Kelly, where's your EpiPen?
Kelly?
- KELLY: I'm going to be sick.
- JOY: Kelly?
RAIGN: Oh, no. Not you, too, Kelly.
I'm going to be sick.
Bre She's not having an allergic reaction.
She's having a panic attack!
Oh, Kelly, snap out of it! We need you!
I'm going to be sick.
- Where is your EpiPen?
- I'm going to be sick.
She left it outside!
KELLY: I'm going to be sick.
- I got it.
- KELLY: I'm going to be sick.
I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be sick.
- I'm going to be sick.
- RAIGN: Kelly, it's okay!
- You're going to be okay!
- I'm going to be sick.
- (GASPS)
- RAIGN: It's okay to be scared.
Look at me. Kelly?
Bre I can't reach it. (GRUNTING)
RAIGN: Kelly?
We're stuck.
(MISS DUMONT GASPING)
- KELLY: I'm going to be sick.
- RAIGN: It's okay.
JOY: Again.
♪