Detention Adventure (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 3 - Back Roads - full transcript
MAN ON COMPUTER: Oh
my, this is a treasure indeed.
Look at this beauty.
Yeah. You are pretty.
MAN: This specific glass
can handle up to 120 degrees.
You can handle the heat.
MAN:... laboratory flask which features...
(PINGING)
...A flat bottom (UNCLEAR)
body and a cylindrical neck.
Mom!
Mom! We got to go!
Sorry, where are we going?
You're driving me to meet Raign
at Coffee & Shake, remember?
Oh, sweetheart.
I completely forgot.
It's fine, I put a fifteen
minute buffer time
in case of traffic.
No, see, the thing is, I...
I kind of have a date...
What?
With someone.
You have a date?
How am I supposed to
get to the east end, then?
I don't know? Take the bus.
Public transit? Are you crazy?
Kids take the bus all the time.
I'm going to be late for my adventure!
♪
♪ My teacher would say... ♪
What are you doing?
I can't stand country.
Here we go again.
I was listening to that!
Well, we were listening to something else.
Oh, it's we versus everybody?
You really need to get a hobby!
I'm sorry. Haven't you seen the papers?
Getting in trouble is my hobby!
No, no! Raign!
I'm trying to listen to my music.
- Mom, I'm want to...
- I'm listening to something!
Hey, hey, hey! That's enough!
Both of you stop it.
Raign, you know Ace has
an important tournament today
and we're already wasting
enough time driving you
on your little coffee date.
Ew, Mom! It's just Hulk,
and I'm sorry I'm so inconvenient.
No. You're not inconvenient.
You're selfish.
Oh. You know what? That's it.
I'll walk. Don't worry about it.
Wait!
- (HORN HONKING)
- Geez!
Hey, crazy driver! (HORN HONKING)
Idiots! Get out of the way!
Dad, you were looking at your phone.
No, I was not.
You had your finger on it.
I was closing the message
to not be distracted.
See? Responsible.
Hey, I don't have rehearsal this Sunday,
if you want to go, like,
watch a movie or something.
(GROANING) I can't big guy.
I got to work all weekend.
Right.
Oh, hey, look at that.
Your mother and I got
married in that church.
Oh, yeah? Where did you guys get divorced?
I'm just curious, in case I
ever want to get a divorce.
Right, well you don't do it at a church.
I'm sure by the time you get divorced
it'll all be online or something.
♪
(PANTING)
- Ow!
- Sorry.
These are so sharp. It's
stabbing me in the head.
Joycelina, your grandmother
purchased that headdress.
It would be a great honour to be stabbed.
Can't I just wear the Cracovian
dress again for History Week's.
Heritage Ceremony this year?
Joycelina, you know we alternate between
Polish and Indonesian every year.
Oh, I know, and it's
confusing. People laugh at me.
Those who laugh should be cancelled.
(KNOCKING)
Joy!
Thank God you're here.
Can you give me a ride?
Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jayadi.
- We need to move.
- Hm.
Have you guys ever been on a bus?
Yeah, it sucks.
(CAR ENGINE TURNING OVER)
Treasure hunting is gonna be so much easier
once we have a driver's license.
KELLY: Hola, mi familia! Are
you all having a good day?
My day's been great.
I watched this re-enactment
show on the History Channel
about the Nazis stealing
the Spear of Destiny.
Super interesting.
How did you get here?
Oh, I live right over there.
Well, we're all here so...
So, let's break into that creepy church.
I was gonna say that.
♪
(DOOR CLOSING)
Do you think it's actually haunted?
HULK: They say this church
reveals your greatest fears.
Do ghosts really exist?
Let's see what our viewers th...
RAIGN: Brett! Stop posting!
We don't want people to know we're here,
and you're perpetuating rumours.
This place closed because
people stopped attending.
My Gran said that this church was used for
the Underground Railroad.
Escaped slaves from the South
were routed through
here through the 1800's.
Peoples' greatest fears
were getting caught.
That's right, the Tuscarora
tribe used to help them
escape up the Grand River to Brantford.
Man, new Hulk has her facts down.
Did you know that
churches were built over wells
so when people sang, it
created an ethereal feeling?
But it was just accumulative
acoustics reverberating
off of the water.
Doesn't everyone know that?
(BRETT CHUCKLING) Let's test that theory.
Ricola!
(RAIGN SHUSHING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(GASPING)
(GLASS TINKLING)
We're supposed to be sneaking.
You're lucky that's all that fell.
- (CHAIN SNAPPING)
- (GASPING)
- Get down!
- (SCREAMING)
(CRASHING)
Ow.
(COUGHING)
I'm gonna go look in the basement.
- I'm coming with you.
- I'm following Mr. Brett.
(SIGHING)
KELLY: Wait.
Are you okay?
I think I'm just going
to look around up here.
Are you sure?
I'm fine. I'm fine.
I just think someone
should be on the lookout.
Okay, good call.
I'll let you know if we find anything.
(ELECTRICITY SPARKING)
JOY: I think we should split up.
Bre Good idea.
RAIGN: I'm going this way.
(GASPING)
Whoa.
Ran away. Slave boy, Robert Porter.
Fugitive slaves in Canada.
Bre You know, I wonder if
you and me would have been
friends back in the day. I
mean we're both kinda similar.
Rebels, misunderstood,
Dads with important jobs.
At least yours took Sundays off.
You must believe in ghosts, right?
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(RATS SQUEAKING)
(GASPING)
(SIGHING)
Hello?
(BEEPING)
Mr. Brett?
(BEEPING)
Dad?
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING INTENSIFYING)
(BEEPING SLOWING DOWN)
Whoa.
Go north?
Guys, guys, guys! Come
on! I found something.
(SHIVERING)
(CREAKING)
I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be sick.
I'm going to be sick!
- MAN: Hello? Hello?
- (GASPING)
- RAIGN: Come on! Come on!
- What is it?
Did you find something?
Go north?
The Big Dipper! Do you have the poem?
Yeah.
"Love hides in Heaven, not to be."
Their love is hidden here
because the Underground Railroad's codename
for Canada was Heaven.
The church wasn't just a place to escape,
it was a safe place to hide.
Right, people hid here.
There has to be a hidden
compartment or a room.
Let's go!
'Kay.
♪
Guys, come on. I found something.
What is it? Something important to confess?
Yeah, I think you're an idiot.
Okay. Cool.
Sing five Cardi-B songs
and you'll redeem yourself.
BOTH: Guys!
These pews were used to hide
people coming across the border.
That's it.
There's a loose panel.
Hulk. Help me.
Okay, okay.
(PANEL CLATTERING)
Look, there's a book.
But there's something else.
The dust.
It's been moved recently.
HULK: What's it say?
It's an old book of marriage records.
A page has been ripped out.
Someone beat us here.
♪
my, this is a treasure indeed.
Look at this beauty.
Yeah. You are pretty.
MAN: This specific glass
can handle up to 120 degrees.
You can handle the heat.
MAN:... laboratory flask which features...
(PINGING)
...A flat bottom (UNCLEAR)
body and a cylindrical neck.
Mom!
Mom! We got to go!
Sorry, where are we going?
You're driving me to meet Raign
at Coffee & Shake, remember?
Oh, sweetheart.
I completely forgot.
It's fine, I put a fifteen
minute buffer time
in case of traffic.
No, see, the thing is, I...
I kind of have a date...
What?
With someone.
You have a date?
How am I supposed to
get to the east end, then?
I don't know? Take the bus.
Public transit? Are you crazy?
Kids take the bus all the time.
I'm going to be late for my adventure!
♪
♪ My teacher would say... ♪
What are you doing?
I can't stand country.
Here we go again.
I was listening to that!
Well, we were listening to something else.
Oh, it's we versus everybody?
You really need to get a hobby!
I'm sorry. Haven't you seen the papers?
Getting in trouble is my hobby!
No, no! Raign!
I'm trying to listen to my music.
- Mom, I'm want to...
- I'm listening to something!
Hey, hey, hey! That's enough!
Both of you stop it.
Raign, you know Ace has
an important tournament today
and we're already wasting
enough time driving you
on your little coffee date.
Ew, Mom! It's just Hulk,
and I'm sorry I'm so inconvenient.
No. You're not inconvenient.
You're selfish.
Oh. You know what? That's it.
I'll walk. Don't worry about it.
Wait!
- (HORN HONKING)
- Geez!
Hey, crazy driver! (HORN HONKING)
Idiots! Get out of the way!
Dad, you were looking at your phone.
No, I was not.
You had your finger on it.
I was closing the message
to not be distracted.
See? Responsible.
Hey, I don't have rehearsal this Sunday,
if you want to go, like,
watch a movie or something.
(GROANING) I can't big guy.
I got to work all weekend.
Right.
Oh, hey, look at that.
Your mother and I got
married in that church.
Oh, yeah? Where did you guys get divorced?
I'm just curious, in case I
ever want to get a divorce.
Right, well you don't do it at a church.
I'm sure by the time you get divorced
it'll all be online or something.
♪
(PANTING)
- Ow!
- Sorry.
These are so sharp. It's
stabbing me in the head.
Joycelina, your grandmother
purchased that headdress.
It would be a great honour to be stabbed.
Can't I just wear the Cracovian
dress again for History Week's.
Heritage Ceremony this year?
Joycelina, you know we alternate between
Polish and Indonesian every year.
Oh, I know, and it's
confusing. People laugh at me.
Those who laugh should be cancelled.
(KNOCKING)
Joy!
Thank God you're here.
Can you give me a ride?
Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jayadi.
- We need to move.
- Hm.
Have you guys ever been on a bus?
Yeah, it sucks.
(CAR ENGINE TURNING OVER)
Treasure hunting is gonna be so much easier
once we have a driver's license.
KELLY: Hola, mi familia! Are
you all having a good day?
My day's been great.
I watched this re-enactment
show on the History Channel
about the Nazis stealing
the Spear of Destiny.
Super interesting.
How did you get here?
Oh, I live right over there.
Well, we're all here so...
So, let's break into that creepy church.
I was gonna say that.
♪
(DOOR CLOSING)
Do you think it's actually haunted?
HULK: They say this church
reveals your greatest fears.
Do ghosts really exist?
Let's see what our viewers th...
RAIGN: Brett! Stop posting!
We don't want people to know we're here,
and you're perpetuating rumours.
This place closed because
people stopped attending.
My Gran said that this church was used for
the Underground Railroad.
Escaped slaves from the South
were routed through
here through the 1800's.
Peoples' greatest fears
were getting caught.
That's right, the Tuscarora
tribe used to help them
escape up the Grand River to Brantford.
Man, new Hulk has her facts down.
Did you know that
churches were built over wells
so when people sang, it
created an ethereal feeling?
But it was just accumulative
acoustics reverberating
off of the water.
Doesn't everyone know that?
(BRETT CHUCKLING) Let's test that theory.
Ricola!
(RAIGN SHUSHING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(GASPING)
(GLASS TINKLING)
We're supposed to be sneaking.
You're lucky that's all that fell.
- (CHAIN SNAPPING)
- (GASPING)
- Get down!
- (SCREAMING)
(CRASHING)
Ow.
(COUGHING)
I'm gonna go look in the basement.
- I'm coming with you.
- I'm following Mr. Brett.
(SIGHING)
KELLY: Wait.
Are you okay?
I think I'm just going
to look around up here.
Are you sure?
I'm fine. I'm fine.
I just think someone
should be on the lookout.
Okay, good call.
I'll let you know if we find anything.
(ELECTRICITY SPARKING)
JOY: I think we should split up.
Bre Good idea.
RAIGN: I'm going this way.
(GASPING)
Whoa.
Ran away. Slave boy, Robert Porter.
Fugitive slaves in Canada.
Bre You know, I wonder if
you and me would have been
friends back in the day. I
mean we're both kinda similar.
Rebels, misunderstood,
Dads with important jobs.
At least yours took Sundays off.
You must believe in ghosts, right?
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(RATS SQUEAKING)
(GASPING)
(SIGHING)
Hello?
(BEEPING)
Mr. Brett?
(BEEPING)
Dad?
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING INTENSIFYING)
(BEEPING SLOWING DOWN)
Whoa.
Go north?
Guys, guys, guys! Come
on! I found something.
(SHIVERING)
(CREAKING)
I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be sick.
I'm going to be sick!
- MAN: Hello? Hello?
- (GASPING)
- RAIGN: Come on! Come on!
- What is it?
Did you find something?
Go north?
The Big Dipper! Do you have the poem?
Yeah.
"Love hides in Heaven, not to be."
Their love is hidden here
because the Underground Railroad's codename
for Canada was Heaven.
The church wasn't just a place to escape,
it was a safe place to hide.
Right, people hid here.
There has to be a hidden
compartment or a room.
Let's go!
'Kay.
♪
Guys, come on. I found something.
What is it? Something important to confess?
Yeah, I think you're an idiot.
Okay. Cool.
Sing five Cardi-B songs
and you'll redeem yourself.
BOTH: Guys!
These pews were used to hide
people coming across the border.
That's it.
There's a loose panel.
Hulk. Help me.
Okay, okay.
(PANEL CLATTERING)
Look, there's a book.
But there's something else.
The dust.
It's been moved recently.
HULK: What's it say?
It's an old book of marriage records.
A page has been ripped out.
Someone beat us here.
♪