Degrassi High (1987–1991): Season 3, Episode 5 - Loves Me, Loves Me Not - full transcript

Caitlin has a big crush on Joey and agrees to work with him on a school project.

Thanks, girls.

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Hi, joey.

Caitlin... Hi!



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Thanks.

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♪ wake up in the morning,
feeling shy and lonely ♪

♪ gee, I got to go to school ♪

♪ I don't think I can make it,
don't think I can take it ♪

♪ I'm wondering
what I'm going to do ♪

♪ but when I look
around, I see ♪

♪ that someone is
smiling right at me ♪

♪ wait! ♪

♪ that someone's talking to me ♪

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♪ all you need is to believe ♪

♪ be honest with yourself ♪

♪ forget your fears and doubts ♪

♪ come on, give us a try ♪

♪ at degrassi junior high. ♪

Radith:
Rainbow... Alex...

Caitlin--

Very good again.

Diana.

Trudi.

And joey.

If you are
disappointed
with your mark

Don't worry--

There's still
plenty of time

To overcome
a weak start.

Your next assignment is an
exercise in critical thinking--

A film review.

I want an oral
presentation.

You can
work alone
or in pairs.

We'll draw
up a schedule
after lunch.

Bon appetit,
everyone.

Going to a movie--
that's homework!

Raditch:
Joey, can
I see you?

Girl:
Wait till I explain
this to my mother.

Don't see
teen academy iv.

It's sexist.

And
boring!

Hollywood must think
we're brain-dead.

Speaking of brain-dead...

Hello...

What?

You were staring at joey.

I was not, diana.

You've got
a crush on him.

I do not.

Well, maybe a little crush.

I've seen him
looking at you.

Really?

Really.

Invite him
to the dance.

Yeah, right.

Come on, caitlin!

Why don't you come
to the dance?

I can't.

I have to help
my grandma move in.

Your granddad going
to live with you, too?

Yes, but most
of the time

He's in
the hospital.

I got an "a" in french.

I got a "c" in english.

A "c" is not so bad.

Yeah, it's better
than last year.

It's my second time
in that stupid class

And I still get crummy marks.

Everyone said
I'd breeze through
this year.

It's embarrassing, okay?

Hi, caitlin.

Hi, guys.

Maybe you should get help.

Yeah, from who?

Not raditch-- he flunked me.

What about a kid in your class?

Ask a narbo for help?

Get serious.

Snake:
What about caitlin?

She's smart.

You said
she was cute.

Yeah, for a narbo!

Do you want
good marks?

Doesn't caitlin
get good marks?

Yeah.

Well,
ask her.

Diana:
I can't wait
till Friday night.

It's going to be
so much fun.

Caitlin?

Don't look now--

Joey's looking
this way.

What?

At you.

Really?

Uh-huh.

What do I do?

Dance on the table.

Seriously--
what do I do?

Jyoti:
You're blushing!

I'm not blushing--
I am not!

Your dream man is leaving.

I'll call him.

Joey...!

Melanie, I am very embarrassed.

I am very, very embarrassed.

This one pays
a higher dividend

But it sure
is risky.

I have to famililarize myself
with the business section.

What's wrong with your cousin?

She keeps
staring at me.

She's weird-- she had a pet rat.

Eww!

You know what?

You two sure look alike.

We do not!

You do, too.

Yick,
we do not.

You do, too--
I swear.

You always
say this

Just to
get me mad.

I can't wait
for Friday.

I'm going to dance
with everyone.

Simon gets jealous
when you do that.

I don't care.

Simon's boring.

We might split up.

You'll get back together again.

My mom bought me
this new dress.

It's gorgeous.

It makes me look
really big up here.

All the guys
will try to peek.

I hate it when
they do that.

So you like b.L.T.?

Alexa, shh...

You've got
great taste.

Great muscles.

So... Does he know
you like him?

No, I don't
think so.

Well, why not?

I can't
talk to him.

Alexa, I'm not like you.

I'm shy.

So let me
coach you.

I don't think that's
such a great idea.

Trust me.

I know
all about boys.

Principal:
Tonight's pep rally
has been canceled

Due to lack of interest.

Thank you.

Caitlin?

Can I talk
to you for
a sec?

Sure.

See you later,
caitlin.

Don't work
too hard.

I like your tape, by the way.

Really?

Yeah.

Thanks.

I was wondering
if you had a partner

For this movie thing
with raditch?

No.

Could I be your partner?

Sure.

Great-- what movie
do you want to see?

Um... I don't know.

What movie do you want to see?

Everybody tells me that
teen academy iv is dynamite.

Okay, fine.

Great-- how about
today after school?

Um... I'll have to phone
my mom, but probably.

Great-- I'll talk to you later.

Okay, bye.

The dance committee

Still needs more volunteers

To help with set-up
and clean-up in the gym

So why not join the team
and work together?

Are you going to go?

Yeah.

Shh...

I heard that
she did it

With her boyfriend.

Liz.

You're beautiful.

Joey.

Come to the dance
with me Friday.

No.

Look-- forget about
last year, okay?

It's different now.

Can't we try
again... Once?

Please?

No funny stuff?

Trust me.

Well... Okay.

Oh, dynamite--
thanks a lot, liz.

See you guys.

What are you going
to do tonight?

I don't know.

Maybe watch tv,
do homework.

Count your money?

What do you mean?

Nothing.

Okay, bye.

Hi, arthur.

Go away-- I told you
never to speak to me here.

But I have to
ask you something.

What?

Does yick like me?

No way!

Now, get lost.

Beat it.

Scram.

I'm so excited.

Too bad I have
to go home early.

What did
your mom say

About going out
with a boy?

You think I told her
it was a boy?

It's almost like a date.

I've never been
on a date before.

He's not your type--
you're smart and he flunked.

So?

Opposites attract.

Caitlin,
ready?

Hi, joey.

Hi-- let's go.

I heard that
this movie

Is so
amazing.

Some guys
told me

It's even better
than the original.

I hope we get
a good seat.

Girl:
Two for teen academy.

Joey:
Wasn't that
a funny movie

Didn't
you think?

Um... Not really.

I mean, all the women
spent the whole movie

In their
bikinis.

So?

I thought it was sexist.

We'll give it a bad review.

But you liked it.

Hey, what do I know?

I'm the guy who flunked.

Joey, a bad year
doesn't mean you're stupid.

There's different
kinds of smart.

You're good
with people.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Thanks.

I guess
I should go.

You know my
dumb parents.

Yeah.

Okay, bye.

Wait, I'll walk you.

Okay,
thanks.

You didn't
like it?

No.

I thought
it was quite
funny...

He had the best fries
I've ever tasted.

They were so good.

Hey, are you going
to the dance?

Uh, I guess so.

You've got to go--
it'll be fabulous!

I'll dance
with you.

Really?

Sure.

This is
my house.

Okay, when do you want
to work on this project?

How about tomorrow at lunch?

Great.

Okay.

I guess I'll see you
at school tomorrow.

Okay.

Thanks a lot.

Bye.

Bye.

Tape:
♪ everybody wants something... ♪

Ha!!

Hey...

Narbo.

Children.

He bought me popcorn.

That's a
good sign.

And then he walked me home.

That's a really
good sign.

And then he asked me
to the dance.

That's an
excellent sign!

Well, sort of.

Sort of?

He said he'd dance with me.

Yeah, I think so.

Hi, joey.

Caitlin, hi.

Raditch:
Good morning,
aspiring scholars.

This morning we'll examine
rules of conjunctions.

Okay, if you have any questions,
please see me now at my desk.

Alexa,
this is not
a good idea.

Shh.

Please...

B.L.T.--

It's such a beautiful day,
we're eating in the park.

Want to
join us?

Yeah, sure.

Great.

We're eating lunch in the park?

Yes, in the park.

So, what do you want to say?

I don't know,
what do you want to say?

Well, let's say we liked it.

But you didn't.

So? You did.

Why is my opinion
more important than yours?

Because raditch
likes your opinions.

I want to get
a good mark.

Joey...

You're better off
doing this by yourself.

You're smarter than me.

Joey!

Okay... What do
you want to do?

Well... Why don't we
give both our opinions?

You mean like
those guys on tv?

Yeah.

Hey, I like it.

Oh, yes!

So...

Anyone seen
any good movies?

Um...

Teen academy iv
was fabulous.

Oh, I loved it, too.

I thought it was
kind of, sort of...

Simon, finish
your lunch!

Michelle, what
did you think?

Um... I didn't
really like it that much.

But it was so funny

Like when the cop car went
through the shopping mall.

And the policeman
who fell in the pool.

I laughed
so hard.

And the principal
with shaving cream!

I know... Psshh!

Oh, yeah.

Was that the part where
they were eating and...?

And no.

Get to
the point.

We should get back.

Did you see
school massacre?

That was so scary!

B.L.T.:
I know.

Remember when
the teacher
blew up?

Oh, I screamed, really!

I couldn't
help it.

B.L.T.:
I know.

I heard that
they're making

Another
teen academy.

Alexa:
Really?

B.L.T.:
It'll be
even funnier.

Teen academy iv
was totally unrealistic.

Why does a movie
have to be realistic?

What's wrong with
being entertained?

Nothing, but
this movie failed.

I didn't
laugh once.

It was just blond
bimbos in bikinis

And brain-dead surfers
taking off the bikinis.

Sounds good to me.

I couldn't
stop laughing.

I liked the movie.

It wasn't deep,
but it was funny

And we all need
a good laugh sometimes.

I gave it...

We all need to laugh

But you won't
with this excuse for a movie

Which I found sexist,
boring and stupid.

I gave it...

Thank you.

Excellent.

Just
excellent.

I don't believe it--
an "a."

I've never gotten
an "a" from raditch.

Never?

Caitlin,
this is so great.

You're smart,
you're beautiful.

You're perfect.

We've got to
work together
every time.

I've got this
problem with math.

Can you help me?

Sure.

All right.

See you later.

At the dance?

Count on it.

This is your principal,
mr. Lawrence, speaking.

You can achieve your goals.

Remember-- when
realistic goals get set

There's every chance
they will get met.

Thank you.

Oh, hi.

Waiting for
b.L.T.?

Maybe.

Thanks for helping.

I'm sorry, but I don't think
you two are suited.

How do you know?

You never
talk.

I can talk to him.

You know I liked him.

Don't take it so seriously.

Boys are
like buses.

If you miss one,
another will arrive

In a few
minutes.

See you
at the dance.

I'm not going to the dumb dance.

Hi!

Hi.

This will be
an exciting dance.

I know.

I wonder if lucy
will go to the dance?

I'd be too
embarrassed to go.

It's all over
the school.

Hi.

Hi.

We live in the
same direction.

Can I walk you home?

What about alexa?

She's kind of
busy right now.

Listen...
I was wondering

If you could
do me a favor?

You know the
dance tonight?

Well, I had
this idea

About how we
could make it
more fun.

Zit remedy tape:
♪ the degrassi sensation,
it's the one and only ♪

♪ zit remedy is here. ♪

♪ everybody wants something
they'll never give up ♪

♪ everybody wants something,
they'll take your money ♪

♪ and never give up. ♪

♪ another day, another game ♪

♪ nothing turns out right ♪

♪ you try to remember
the night before... ♪

Hey, lucy.

Hi, snake.

I heard she
sleeps around.

Lucy?
No way.

What about paul?

That's
a rumor.

Do you work out?

Just about every day.

I love muscles.

Simon:
I've really been

Looking forward
to this.

Oh, hi, alexa.

Waiting for a bus?

Let's dance.

I'm fine
right here.

I want to dance.

I haven't
finished this.

I said, dance!

Hi, guys.

Simon and alexa
are fighting again.

Yeah,
I've noticed.

Wow, look--

There's
caitlin.

She looks
great.

Wow.

Hey, wow.

Whoo!

Well, what do you think?

You look
excellent.

Really hot,
caitlin.

Hope joey likes it.

Relax,
he likes you.

I don't want "like"--
I want him to like me.

Speaking
of joey...

Hey,
joey.

Good to see you.

Snake.

Hi, joey.

Caitlin, hi!

Have you seen liz?

I think she's in the gym.

Dynamite--
see you around.

I thought we were
going to dance?

Yeah, sure...
Later, okay?

Hey, liz!

Hi, joey.

Did I ever
tell you

That you're
beautiful?

Liz:
Joey...

You're really
beautiful.

Hey, arthur.

Hi, yick.

How was
your weekend?

Okay, I watched
some wall street week.

Did you do any of our
english assignment?

I forgot, sorry.

That's okay.

No, don't!

Hey!

Narbo!

What's her problem,
anyway?

Yick?

I think
she likes you.

Wait a minute.

Caitlin, buddy,
how you doing?

Fine.

Hey, wasn't that
a fabulous dance, or what?

I went home.

Home? Why?

I wasn't having
a good time.

Gee, uh... That's too bad.

Listen... How about we get
together and work on math?

How about
today at lunch?

I really

Need the help.

Not today.

How about
tomorrow?

No.

Caitlin, what is it?

What did I do?

Hey, I thought
you liked me.