Deadliest Catch (2005–…): Season 5, Episode 12 - Deadliest Catch - full transcript

Narrator:
THE VAST BERING SEA --

OVER A MILLION SQUARE MILES

OF THE WORLD'S MOST VIOLENT
AND UNPREDICTABLE WATERS...

AND HOME
OF THE DEADLIEST CATCH...

ALASKAN CRAB.

[ CHEERING ]

THE OPILIO CRAB FLEET HAS
SUFFERED FIVE WEEKS OF TORTURE.

NOW, AS SKIPPERS
PUSH THEIR CREWS

TO THEIR BREAKING POINTS...

Sig:
IT'S GONNA BE A LONG DAY.

...TWO 500-SQUARE-MILE
ARCTIC FRONTS...



WHOA!

...WITH HURRICANE-FORCE WINDS...

...BATTER THE GROUNDS.

Sig: IF IT'S NOT THE ICE,
IT'S THE GEAR.

IF IT'S NOT THE GEAR,
IT'S THE CRAB.

IF IT'S NOT THE CRAB,
IT'S THE FISHING.

THERE'S ALWAYS A CONCERN.

Narrator:
...AS THE HUNT CONTINUES
FOR THE DEADLIEST CATCH.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

Narrator: FISHING 343 MILES
NORTHWEST OF DUTCH HARBOR

IS THE 125-FOOT NORTHWESTERN.

YEAH!

[ LAUGHS ]



CAPTAIN SIG HAS 10,000 POUNDS
LEFT TO CATCH

BEFORE HIS OFF-LOAD IN 24 HOURS.

[ SIG COUGHING ]

BUT THAT IS THE LEAST
OF HIS WORRIES.

[ COUGHING CONTINUES ]

[ SPITS ]

Narrator:
JUST 48 HOURS AGO...

...SIG SUFFERED
FROM AN UNKNOWN CHEST PAIN.

Sig: [BLEEP]

Narrator: TWO DECADES
OF SLEEP DEPRAVATION,

A DIET CONSISTING OF GRAB
WHAT YOU CAN WHEN YOU CAN...

...AND THE RELENTLESS STRESS

OF RUNNING A CRAB BOAT
IN THE BERING SEA

IS CATCHING UP
WITH THE AGING SKIPPER.

Edgar:
OF COURSE, IT CONCERNS ME.

HEART FAILURE
RUNS IN THE FAMILY.

I THINK HE SHOULD'VE HAD HIMSELF

CHECKED OUT A LITTLE MORE
WHILE HE WAS HOME, YOU KNOW,

START TAKING IT
A LITTLE MORE SERIOUSLY...

'CAUSE IT AIN'T NO JOKE.

Narrator:
ON A STEAM BETWEEN STRINGS,

SIG DECIDES TO TAKE MATTERS
INTO HIS OWN HANDS.

Sig: I'VE BEEN PLANNING
TO THROW THOSE CIGARETTES AWAY

FOR A LONG TIME.

JUST HAVEN'T
GOT AROUND TO DOING IT.

AND I'VE GOT SOME...

...TOOLS TO HELP ME.

IF I CAN PROVE TO MYSELF

I CAN DO IT
FOR ONE DAY ON THIS BOAT,

WHICH IS A SMOKING PRISON,

WHY NOT JUST GIVE IT A DAY?

IS QUITTING ON THE BOAT
A GOOD IDEA?

NO.

Narrator:
ALTHOUGH SIG'S NICOTINE PATCH
MAY HELP WITH THE CRAVINGS...

[ ALARM BUZZES ]

...IT COULD HAVE SOME
UNSIGHTLY SIDE EFFECTS...

[ ALARM BUZZES ]

...LIKE IRRITABILITY.

[ ALARM BUZZES ]
[BLEEP]

[ ALARM BUZZING ]

[ BEEPS ]

WELL, YOU'RE LATE ON THE HOOK

'CAUSE YOU NEED A SMOKE,
RIGHT?

WHY DON'T YOU QUIT?

[BLEEP]

THEY MAKE ME WAIT BECAUSE THEY
WENT IN TO GET A CIGARETTE.

THEY'VE BEEN OUT THERE
FOR 15 MINUTES READY.

THEN WHEN WE FINALLY GET
ON THE POT WE FIND,

THEY'RE NOT THERE!

I HATE THAT.

THAT'S ALL 'CAUSE
OF THEIR FREAKING CIGARETTES.

[ LAUGHS ]

SOUNDS A LITTLE GRUMPY UP THERE.
I DON'T KNOW.

NORMALLY,
THAT WOULDN'T AFFECT ME...

THAT BAD.

YOU [BLEEP]

DEFINITELY MAKES YOU FEEL
A LITTLE MORE ON EDGE.

TESTY.

HE HASN'T HAD A CIGARETTE
IN ABOUT AN HOUR.

IT WON'T LAST FOREVER.

WAIT TILL WE GET ABOUT FIVE
COTTON TWINES THAT ARE GONE.

HE WON'T LAST FIVE POTS.

HE'LL NEVER MAKE IT.

THIS IS WHAT IT TOOK TO GET
THROUGH THE LAST RESTRAINT.

FOUR MORE IN THE BAG.

HORRIBLE.

SHOULD PUT
ABOUT 10 OF THEM ON THERE.

Narrator: AN HOUR LATER,
ADDING TO SIG'S STRESS,

AN ARCTIC FRONT IS PUSHING
30-FOOT SEAS FROM THE NORTH.

AND NOW ALL OF SIG'S 150 POTS
ARE IN THE TROUGH.

IT'S STARTING TO GET WITH IT.

NEXT POT'S UP.

OR DO YOU NEED A SMOKE?

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

[ LAUGHS ]

THERE'S THE FIRST BATH
THIS MORNING.

HOW WAS YOUR BATH?

OHH, MAN!
[ LAUGHS ]

YOU'RE ALL DRY AND WARM,
YOU KNOW?

YOU HAD YOUR COFFEE OR WHATEVER,
AND THEN "SPLASH!"

YOU GET THAT WAVE THAT JUST
HITS YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE,

AND THEN THEY'RE SOAKING WET.

THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD,
LITTLE CHUCKLE IN THE MORNING

TO WAKE EVERYBODY UP.

WHAT DOES THAT LOOK LIKE --
354?

300.

Narrator:
WITH OVER 400 KEEPERS PER POT,

SIG HAS NO INTENTIONS
OF STOPPING.

HE COULDN'T HAUL 150 POTS
IF HE WAS 25 YEARS OLD.

[ LAUGHS ] YEAH!

Sig: WEATHER SEEMS TO BE
PICKING UP ALL THE TIME HERE,

SO I NEED TO BE
REAL CAREFUL TODAY.

ALL THREE TANKS
ARE FULL OF WATER AND CRAB.

THAT MAKES THE BOAT HEAVIER.

AND WHEN SHE'S HEAVY LIKE THIS,
SHE HAS A REALLY HEAVY ROLL,

AND IT TENDS
TO TAKE ON MORE WATER.

OPIE'S USUALLY ROUGH JANUARY,
FEBRUARY, MARCH, AND APRIL.

THIS IS WHAT OPIES IS ALL ABOUT.

Sig:
CAN'T FIGHT THE WEATHER.

WE'VE GOT 20-FOOT SEAS
RIGHT NOW,

SO WE GOT TO REALLY
BE CAREFUL HERE.

WHOA!

THE REASON I HAVE TO WATCH
IS BECAUSE I'VE SEEN WAVES

COME OVER THE STERN
AND FLOOD THE DECK.

I HAVE SEEN SOME BIG ONES.

THERE'S FREAK ONES THAT COME,
AND THOSE ARE THE BIG ONES.

AND YOU NEED TO WATCH THOSE,
BECAUSE WHEN THEY GET CLOSE,

THEY CAN GO RIGHT OVER THAT RAIL
AND [BLEEP] EVERYBODY UP.

I'VE SEEN WAVES KNOCK PEOPLE
RIGHT FROM THE DECK

THROUGH THE GALLEY WINDOW.

THERE'S ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAK.

Edgar:
GOT TO TIE THEM DOWN,

'CAUSE THE POTS WILL BE
ALL OVER THE DECK.

OBVIOUSLY,
IT'S GETTING REALLY ROUGH.

Sig: OOH,
I WANT THAT CIGARETTE NOW!

[BLEEP]

THE GUYS ARE GETTING
KIND OF HAMMERED OUT THERE.

WELL, IT'S A SLAP IN THE FACE
OR A KICK IN THE BUTT, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, IF IT'S NOT THE ICE,
IT'S THE WEATHER, YOU KNOW?

Narrator:
THE SEAS HAVE GONE FROM BAD...

...TO RAGING.

OHH.

YEAH!

AND SO HAS SIG'S
NICOTINE CRAVING.

I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO DO IT
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST...

TENSED UP.

RIGHT NOW I DON'T FEEL GOOD
ABOUT NOTHING,

'CAUSE I DON'T NEED TO BE
ON EDGE SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF

FOR NO DAMN GOOD REASON.

WHOA!

WHOA!

I'M GONNA BE ON EDGE --

MORE ON EDGE
THAN I NORMALLY AM --

THEN WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW...

IS LUDICROUS.

Narrator:
IT'S OFFICIAL --

CAPTAIN SIG HANSON
QUIT SMOKING...

[ SIG SIGHS ]

[ LIGHTER CLICKS ]

...FOR 3 1/2 HOURS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

Narrator:
393 MILES FROM DUTCH HARBOR

IS THE 113-FOOT TIME BANDIT.

[ LAUGHS EXCITEDLY ]

THIS IS DAY TWO
OF TRIP NUMBER TWO,

BACK UP IN THE BUTT CHEEKS,
AND WE ARE KICKING ASS!

YEAH, BABY!

SOLID HALF-FULL POTS.

Narrator:
THE HILLSTRAND SECRET GROUNDS

HAVE PRODUCED MONSTER NUMBERS
WEEK AFTER WEEK.

LOOKING GOOD.
JUST KEEP ON COMING.

BEAUTIFUL STUFF.

AND IT'S SHOWING
NO SIGNS OF DRYING UP.

Newberry: THIS IS THE FIRST POT
OF THE STRING RIGHT HERE,

AND IT LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE ON THEM AGAIN!

CAPTAIN ANDY-LIO!

Andy: USUALLY,
YOU SET THE ORIGINAL SET,

YOU TAKE AND DUMP IT ONCE,
THEN YOU HAVE TO STACK IT.

WE'VE DONE THIS FOUR TIMES,

AND IT'S JUST AS GOOD,
IF NOT BETTER, NOW.

Fourtner: 10 YEARS FISHING
ON THE TIME BANDIT.

I DON'T KNOW.

WE SENT BACK THE SAME CRAB POT
FOUR CONSECUTIVE TIMES,

AND THEY COME UP HALF-FULL
LIKE THAT EVERY TIME.

THIS IS PHENOMENAL.

THIS IS FISHING
THAT PEOPLE DREAM ABOUT --

THEY'LL NEVER FIND
IN THEIR CAREER.

LOOK AT THAT -- FULL OF CRAB.

[ LAUGHS ]
LOOK AT THIS.

OUR BIGGEST PROBLEM RIGHT NOW
IS CATCHING TOO MANY CRAB.

Narrator: WITH 120,000 POUNDS
OF CRAB IN HIS TANKS,

CAPTAIN ANDY IS SUFFERING
FROM AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES.

Newberry: WELL, THEY'RE ALL
GONNA BE FULL LIKE THIS.

WELL, NOW CAPACITY'S
A PROBLEM RIGHT NOW.

PULL THE MIDDLE HATCH.
WE'LL FINISH THIS [BLEEP]

I'M GONNA POP THE HATCH AND TRY
TO GET SOME MORE CRAB IN IT.

SQUISH THEM IN.

WHAT HAPPENS IS,
WATER'S ALL BETWEEN THEM ALL,

SO THEY PUFF WAY UP.

THE MINUTE YOU SUCK THE WATER
OUT, THEY GO WAY DOWN.

YEAH, EXCEPT YOU CAN'T LEAVE
THEM OUT FOR 20 MINUTES.

THE AIR WILL SNEAK RIGHT DOWN
IN THOSE CRABS AND FREEZE THEM.

YEP. ONE MORE...
AND YOU'RE DONE.

LAST POT IN THE STRING,
BABY.

EXCELLENT!
GOOD STUFF!
HA!

600, 700s THE WHOLE WAY.

THEY JUST KEEP
COMING BACK TUCKER.

SMASH THEM DOWN.

YEAH!

THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS WHAT YOU
CALL A FULL TANK OF CRAB.

THAT'S IT.
WE'RE GOING TO TOWN!

APPRECIATE IT.

Narrator: JOGGING IN CALM SEAS
64 MILES TO THE NORTHEAST

IS THE 128-FOOT CORNELIA MARIE.

[ ALARM BLARES ]

[BLEEP] THIS STINKS.
MAN, I'LL TELL YOU.

THIS IS A [BLEEP] NIGHTMARE.

Narrator: TWO DAYS AGO,

PHIL WAS HELPLESSLY MAROONED IN
ST. PAUL WITH A BROKEN ENGINE.

I GOT $100,000
WORTH OF CRAB POTS

THAT ARE GONNA GET ATE
IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING HERE.

Narrator: NOW CAPTAIN PHIL
HAS RETURNED TO HIS GROUNDS...

[BLEEP]

...BUT HIS POTS
ARE NOT WHERE HE LEFT THEM.

Phil: YOU HAVE TO DRIVE AROUND
IN CIRCLES LOOKING,

AND THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN
ENDING UP HAVING TO DO

IS DRIVE AROUND IN CIRCLES
FOR EACH MISSING POT.

SOMETIMES YOU FIND THEM.
SOMETIMES YOU DON'T.

Narrator: AS THE ARCTIC ICE PACK
MOVES SOUTH,

SWALLOWING PHIL'S GROUNDS,
HIS BUOYS FROZE INTO THE ICE.

THE POTS WERE DRAGGED
INTO DEEPER WATERS.

THEY'RE ALL [BLEEP] UP
IN DIFFERENT STRINGS

AND HERE AND THERE
AND EVERYWHERE.

BUT I DO NOT HAVE A BACKUP PLAN.

IF WE GOT A BIG TIDE RIGHT NOW,

SOME OF OUR BUOYS
MIGHT BE UNDERWATER.

SO WE MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT TILL,
LIKE, A LOW TIDE OR SOMETHING

TO FIND SOME OF THIS GEAR, THEN.

I DON'T KNOW.

Phil: YEAH, IT COULD BE
A FATHOM SHORT, 2 INCHES SHORT.

IF THEY GO UNDER, THEY GO UNDER,

AND YOU'RE NOT
GONNA GET THEM BACK.

OH, I SEE SOMETHING.

IT'LL BE A MINUTE.
I SEE ONE, THANK GOD.

Josh: FOUND A POT.
FOUND A POT.

I'M PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

AT LEAST WE GOT GEAR
TO HAUL, AND IT'S NOT
ALL TAKEN OUT BY THE ICE.

SO, COULD BE WORSE.

THE LINE'S JUST GOING
STRAIGHT DOWN,

SO, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO TRY
TO TIME IT, LIKE, RIGHT THERE.

OH, SINK,
YOU LITTLE [BLEEP]

Narrator:
THE ICE PACK HAS DRAGGED THE POT

A QUARTER-MILE
FROM ITS ORIGINAL POSITION.

OHH!
I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT.

NOW IT'S IN DEEPER WATERS
AND MUCH HARDER TO HOOK.

YOU GOT TO THROW IT ABOUT
PERFECT TO GET IT ON THERE.

IT'S LIKE A 1-OUT-OF-50 SHOT.

WE'RE GETTING CLOSE TO 50,

SO WE'RE GONNA GET IT
IN THE NEXT COUPLE.

YEAH!

I'LL THROW IT IN REVERSE.

WATCH YOUR HANDS.

Narrator:
ONE BUOY IN THE BLOCK,

NOW JUST 179 TO GO.

THIS JUST MAKES IT A [BLEEP]
TO TRY AND HAUL YOUR GEAR

DOING THIS [BLEEP]

Narrator: ALTHOUGH CAPTAIN PHIL
IS ON DECENT NUMBERS,

HE'LL HAVE TO SPEND
VALUABLE TIME

COLLECTING THE SCATTERED GEAR

AND MOVING IT
TO SHALLOWER WATERS.

Phil:
I FIGURE I'M BEING TESTED

BY THE CRAB GOD IN THE SKY.

THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.
I'M BEING TESTED.

SEE IF I STILL GOT IT OR NOT.

Narrator: 361 MILES TO
THE NORTHWEST OF DUTCH HARBOR

IS THE 155-FOOT WIZARD.

Keith:
WE'RE GETTING CLOSE.

I FIGURE WE NEED
ABOUT ANOTHER 70,000 POUNDS.

AH!

Narrator:
FOR THE LAST FIVE DAYS,

KEITH'S FRAYED NERVES HAVE
HAD HIM PLAYING IT SAFE --

FISHING IN CALMER SEAS SOUTH
OF THE REST OF THE FLEET...

Keith:
I'M WAY TOO UPTIGHT RIGHT NOW.

Narrator:
...AN OVERCAUTIOUS STRATEGY

THAT'S REQUIRED BRUTAL HOURS
ON LOW NUMBERS.

IT'S NOT BAD,
BUT WE'RE LOOKING FOR MORE.

Narrator:
NOW KEITH IS ON HIS FINAL PUSH.

Keith: WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAUL
A LITTLE BIT MORE GEAR.

I FIGURE WE NEED
ABOUT ANOTHER 70,000 POUNDS.

THAT'S FIVE OR SIX STRINGS.

I THINK WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO --
WE'RE JUST GONNA THROW

A MOUNTAIN OF BODIES OUT THERE
AND MOW THROUGH THEM FAST.

ALL RIGHT?

Narrator: TO FUEL UP,
THE CREW CHOWS DOWN

ON 5,000 CALORIES
OF PURE CARBS AND FAT.

BUT GREENHORN JOSH
WAS TOO TIRED TO EAT.

JOSH HAS BEEN GETTING
A GOOD DOSE

OF THE USUAL
GREENHORN TREATMENT.

WHERE ARE
THE LITTLE GIRLS?

TURN AND PUSH, LADIES.

NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US,
CINDY.

HE EVEN CONSIDERED QUITTING.

Warner: HEY, I JUST WANTED
TO GIVE YOU THE HEADS-UP --

I'M THINKING THIS IS GONNA BE
MY ONLY TRIP.

NOW, 48 HOURS LATER,

THE KID'S COMMITMENT
IS STILL IN QUESTION.

[BLEEP]

I'LL GET HIM UP.

WE NEED TO FIND A WAY
TO FILL THIS BOAT,

FINISH THIS TRIP, GET IN,

AND SEE IF WE CAN
START OVER FROM SCRATCH.

Narrator: WHILE THE REST
OF THE CREW GETS ROLLING,

JOSH REMAINS ON JOSH TIME.

Keith: IF SOMEONE CRAPS OUT
AND THE ROTATION GETS BROKE,

THEN THERE'S LESS SLEEP
FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.

AND GENERALLY,
THE GUY THAT'S RESPONSIBLE

DOESN'T MAKE TOO MANY FRIENDS.

WAKE UP [BLEEP]

HEY [BLEEP]
WHERE YOU BEEN?

HEY [BLEEP]

JOSH, GET YOUR HAND IN!

THERE'S A PRETTY LOW
TOLERANCE OUT HERE

FOR PEOPLE
THAT AREN'T GETTING IT DONE.

ARE YOU STILL WORKING
ON THAT TIE?!

[BLEEP] DUDE.

YOU GOT A KID THERE
THAT REALLY AND TRULY

WANTS TO GO HOME RIGHT NOW
IN THE WORST WAY.

I MEAN, HE JUST REALLY
DOESN'T WANT TO BE HERE.

CAN'T DO IT ALL
BY MYSELF.

A LITTLE HELP'S NICE
EVERY NOW AND THEN.

YOU KNOW, I'M SPENDING
WAY TOO MUCH TIME AND ENERGY

WORRYING ABOUT THIS KID.

IN FACT, I'M GONNA
TALK TO HIM RIGHT NOW.

I CAN'T AFFORD HAVING GUYS
ON DECK THAT AREN'T ON DECK.

Keith: THE REASON I CALLED YOU
UP HERE IS 'CAUSE

YOU'RE NOT THE SAME GUY
YOU WERE DURING RED CRAB.

YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T
STAY ON HERE LIKE THIS.

IT'S JUST TOO DANGEROUS
TO YOU

AND TO THE REST OF THE GUYS,
AS WELL.

IF YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,

THAT'S WHEN YOU'RE GONNA
STEP IN THE BITE,

THAT'S WHEN YOU'RE GONNA --
ALL OF A SUDDEN,

YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE
YOUR BRAIN ON THE GAME.

YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT TO
BE ON THE GAME.

YOU KNOW.

IT'S IMPORTANT YOU MAKE SOME
KIND OF DECISION FOR YOURSELF,

ALL RIGHT?

Narrator: 34 MILES TO THE NORTH
IS THE 113-FOOT TIME BANDIT.

BEFORE STEAMING TO THEIR
OFF-LOAD AS ST. PAUL HARBOR,

CAPTAIN ANDY TOOK A DETOUR
TO CHECK OUT THE POSITION

OF THE 250,000-SQUARE-MILE
ARCTIC ICE PACK.

THERE'S FREAKING ICE
EVERYWHERE.

RIGHT NOW,
WE'RE TRAVELING 45 MILES

UP TO THE EDGE OF THE ICE PACK,
AND NOW WE'RE UP IN THE ICE PACK

TRYING TO SEE
HOW THE ICE IS MOVING.

Newberry: WHEN YOU COME UP HERE,
YOU JUST DON'T DRIVE UP HERE,

AND THEN THERE'S
A GREAT BIG WALL OF ICE

WITH GLACIERS
FALLING OFF OF IT

AND GREAT, BIG
TITANIC ICEBERGS.

YOU GOT TO GO THROUGH
THESE SLUSH ISLANDS,

SLUSH PILES,
TO GET TO THE MAIN ICE.

AND THAT'S WHY YOU FEEL
THE BANGING AND WHATNOT.

SO, WHAT WE'RE DOING
IS FINDING THE MAIN ICE PACK,

AND THEN WE'LL KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE IT'S AT.

WE'RE JUST GETTING
UP TO THE ICE EDGE.

I CAN SEE IT RIGHT THERE, DUDE.
GUARANTEE IT.

YEAH, WE SEEM TO BE GETTING UP
TO THE ICE EDGE.

I SEE HUGE BOXCARS.

Narrator:
THE ICE FLOE IS TRAVELING
TOWARDS THE TIME BANDIT'S GEAR

FASTER THAN ANDY
HAD ANTICIPATED.

THAT LOOKS PRETTY THICK
RIGHT THERE.

IT'S A BIG [BLEEP]
OUT THERE.

ALL I'M ASKING
IS KEEP THE [BLEEP] BOAT

WAY THE [BLEEP] AWAY
FROM THE ICE.

WE GOT TO GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

WE LIKE TO PLAY ON THE EDGE,
BUT WE DON'T LIKE COMING IN IT.

Man: ALL RIGHT, WELL,
WE'RE MAKING THE TURN NOW.

WE'VE SEEN ALL WE
NEED TO SEE HERE.

Narrator: NOW THE SKIPPER
HAS A DECISION TO MAKE --

RACE BACK TO HIS NORTHERN GEAR
AND MOVE IT OUT OF HARM'S WAY...

NO GUTS, NO [BLEEP] NO GLORY.

Narrator:
...OR STAY THE COURSE

AND GAMBLE HE'LL HAVE
ENOUGH TIME TO OFF-LOAD

BEFORE THE ICE
SWALLOWS HIS POTS.

GOT TO GO FOR IT.

ANDY'S A GAMBLING MAN.

I LIKE IT, THOUGH.
I LIKE HIS STYLE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO, WE'RE GONNA BET 90 GRAND

ON COMING BACK
AND HAVING 70,000 CRAB.

I'M TAKING A CHANCE --
BIG CHANCE --

BUT I'M TAKING
AN EDUCATED CHANCE.

RIGHT ON.

Fourtner: YEAH!

BAM! BAM!
GO TO TOWN! GO HOME!

WE'RE DONE.

Narrator:
25 MILES TO THE NORTH,

THE CORNELIA MARIE
PREPARES TO SET POTS.

AFTER HAULING 180 POTS

THAT HAD BEEN DRAGGED
TO DEEPER WATERS BY THE ICE,

CAPTAIN PHIL HAS ARRIVED
ON NEW GROUNDS.

BEING OUT HERE [BLEEP] PLAYING
WITH OUR [BLEEP] ALL DAY --

WE WANT TO GET FISHING.

Narrator: ONE OF THE FLEET'S TOP
PRODUCERS FOR OVER TWO DECADES,

CAPTAIN PHIL HARRIS HAS A NOSE
FOR FINDING THE CRAB.

THESE CRABS HAVE GAS,

SO YOU LOOK OUT, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
WHEN IT'S FLATTER OUT,

AND YOU LOOK
FOR LITTLE AIR BUBBLES.

WHAT?

YOU LOOK FOR AIR BUBBLES,

AND THEN IT STARTS
SMELLING LIKE [BLEEP]

AND YOU KNOW
YOU GOT ON A HERD.

THEY'RE JUST
FARTING LITTLE MACHINES.

IF WE CAN FIND THOSE
FART BUBBLES, WE GOT IT MADE.

YOU WATCH.

IF THERE'S FART BUBBLES,
THERE'S CRABS.

IT'S STARTING TO SMELL
LIKE [BLEEP] OUT HERE.

WE'RE STARTING TO SEE
THOSE BUBBLES IN THE WATER!

FART BUBBLES!

I SEE BUBBLES OUT THERE,

AND I CAN SMELL -- SMELL THESE
[BLEEP] CRABS FROM UP HERE.

YES!

I SMELL THAT [BLEEP]
ALL RIGHT!

WHOO!

WE GOT TO BE ON THEM THICK.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE --
PUT DOWN 30 POTS.

3-0.

ALPHA 6-4!

FOXTROT 3!

WE'RE A GREAT TEAM.
WE ARE THE [BLEEP]

LAST PART OF THE STRING.

YOU GUYS DID A REALLY NICE JOB
GETTING THIS GEAR OFF THE BOAT.

EVERYBODY DID GOOD.

Josh:
WE ALL FOUND OUR NICHE.

EVERYBODY'S JUST PERFORMING
LIKE A CRAB BOAT NOW,

AND WE'RE ALL JUST DOING
WHATEVER NEEDS TO GET DONE.

Narrator:
NOW THAT THE POTS ARE SET,

PHIL HARRIS'S CRAB-FART THEORY
WILL BE PUT TO THE TEST.

A FEW MILES OUTSIDE
ST. PAUL ISLAND,

THE TIME BANDIT SLOWLY
PLOWS THROUGH FROZEN WATERS.

WE ARE 80 MILES
FROM ST. PAUL ISLAND...

AND WE'VE RAN INTO THE ICE.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 20 MILES
TO THE NORTHEAST OF US,

BUT THIS ICE IS DEFINITELY
FARTHER SOUTHWEST

THAN THEY WERE THINKING.

[BLEEP] TIRED.

THIS IS HARDER BEATING ICE
THAN HAULING CRAB POTS.

IT NORMALLY TAKES
16 HOURS TO GET HERE.

EIGHT HOURS OF MESSING AROUND
WITH THE ICE JUST TO GET HERE.

WE JUST GOT TO GET INSIDE
ST. PAUL HARBOR AND TIE UP.

Narrator: THE TIME BANDIT'S HULL
IS ONLY 3 INCHES THICK.

CAPTAIN ANDY WILL TAKE HIS TIME

NAVIGATING
THROUGH THE FROZEN HARBOR.

Andy: ST. PAUL HARBOR'S
PRETTY MUCH FROZEN OVER.

I'M DOING 1,200 RPMs
JUST TO GO 1.2 KNOTS.

Fourtner:
YOU CAN WALK ACROSS THIS HARBOR,

THERE'S SO MUCH ICE
IN THERE RIGHT NOW.

NORMALLY, A HARBOR IS SUPPOSED
TO BE A NON-FROZEN PLACE.

Narrator: NAVIGATING THROUGH
THE ICY HARBOR IS DIFFICULT.

GET ME BACK
AS FAR AS I CAN.

YOU CAN GO BACK
10 MORE FEET.

Fourtner: HE'S TRYING
TO MANEUVER INTO THE DOCK

AND PULL FORWARD
AND BACK INTO HIS SPOT.

Newberry: ANDY'S STRUGGLING
GETTING TO THE DOCK

BECAUSE WE'VE GOT SO MUCH ICE
BETWEEN THE BOAT AND THE DOCK,

IT'S TRYING TO SQUISH IT ALL.

MIKE, CAN YOU TAKE THE CRANE

AND PUSH IT DOWN OVER HERE
TO KNOCK THAT ICE OUT OF THERE?

HE'S JUST TRYING
TO BREAK UP SOME OF THE ICE

SO MY BOW COMES
A LITTLE BIT FARTHER.

I NEED ABOUT ANOTHER 3 FEET.

JUST GET IT BACK
RIGHT HERE BY THE WOOD PART.

IT'D BE NICE TO USE OUR WINCH
TO SUCK US IN.

MY BROTHER!
OH, YEAH.

WE'LL BE DONE OFF-LOADING HERE
IN A DAY.

WE'LL BE BACK ON THE GROUNDS
IN ANOTHER DAY.

I'VE LEFT MY GEAR
FOR, LIKE, OVER A DAY.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S COVERED
BY ICE OR NOT.

WELCOME TO THE LONGEST
48 HOURS OF MY LIFE.

Narrator: 290 MILES TO THE
NORTHWEST OF DUTCH HARBOR,

THE 125-FOOT NORTHWESTERN

IS SLOWLY MAKING HER WAY TO
ST. PAUL HARBOR FOR AN OFF-LOAD.

DECK BOSS EDGAR HANSEN
IS AT THE HELM.

Edgar:
THE BANGING YOU'RE HEARING

IS ICE CHUNKS HITTING
THE SIDE OF MY BOAT RIGHT NOW.

THEY'RE NOT THAT BIG,

BUT THEY'RE GETTING
CLOSER TOGETHER,

AND THEY'RE GETTING
BIGGER AND BIGGER.

IT ONLY TAKES ONE GOOD ONE
TO POKE A HOLE.

[ BEEPS ]

YEP?

NO, I JUST GOT
A LITTLE PATCH OF ICE.

YEAH. ROGER.

[ CHUCKLES ]

Man: LOUD ENOUGH
TO WAKE UP --

IT'S LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE UP MY
CREW, YEAH, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

Sig: WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE
THEY HIT SO HARD, HUH?

BECAUSE YOU JUST WOKE UP.
I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

I THINK THIS IS
A [BLEEP] PLACE TO BE.

Narrator: THE ICE BENEATH
THE BOAT IS ONE CONCERN.

BUT THE ICE BUILDING ON DECK
IS ANOTHER.

IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
THAT'S ALL.

WE'VE HAD IT PRETTY GOOD.

THIS IS JUST PAYBACK.

A KICK IN THE PANTS
OR A SLAP IN THE FACE.

THIS IS PROBABLY
OUR KICK IN THE PANTS.

MOTHER NATURE
IS IN CHARGE RIGHT NOW.

WE ARE NOT.

Narrator: AFTER SLOGGING
20 MILES IN 10 HOURS

THROUGH AN ICY HELL,

THE NORTHWESTERN IS JUST
2 MILES FROM THE HARBOR.

Sig: THERE'S REALLY BIG CHUNKS
HERE, SIZE OF VOLKSWAGENS.

IT'S JUST LEVELS OF BAD.

Narrator:
APPROACHING THE ISLAND,

SIG GETS A CALL
FROM THE HARBOR MASTER.

[ BEEPS ]

THE HARBOR IS CHOKED WITH ICE.

ROGER, ROGER.
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.

THANKS. WE WILL
CHECK YOU LATER, THEN.

WE'LL JUST STAND BY.

WELL, THE HARBOR
IS DEFINITELY CLOSED,

AND SO THE HARBOR MASTER
IS NOT GONNA OPEN THAT.

THERE'S A LOT OF SMALL FLOES

THAT HAVE BEEN COMING UP
FROM THE SOUTH,

AND THEY'VE PACKED THE
FRONT ENTRANCE OF THE HARBOR.

SO WE JUST SIT AND WAIT.

THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO RIGHT NOW.

SO, HOPEFULLY, WE'LL MAKE IT.

NOTHING I CAN DO.

JUST HAVE TO WAIT,
GET THE WEATHER EVERY DAY,

BITE A FEW NAILS,
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS.

Narrator: FISHING 120 MILES
TO THE SOUTHWEST IS THE WIZARD.

Keith: THIS IS IT.
IT'S THE FINAL STRING.

GET THIS BOAT TOPPED OFF
AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

YEAH!

LOOKING GOOD.
LOOKING GOOD.

Leveen: AND WE'RE GOING TO TRY
TO REALLY STUFF THEM IN THERE,

THEN WE'RE HEADING TO TOWN.

Narrator:
FOR A FULL WEEK, CAPTAIN KEITH
SCRATCHED AWAY AT LOW NUMBERS.

NOW HE'S MAKING UP
FOR LOST TIME.

WE'RE GETTING THERE, BOSS.

Narrator: GREENHORN JOSH
HAS PICKED UP THE PACE

SINCE KEITH'S ULTIMATUM.

NOW IT'S THE SKIPPER'S TURN
TO BE CONVINCED.

Keith: I STILL HAVE
LINGERING DOUBTS ABOUT JOSH.

RIGHT NOW, I STILL DON'T KNOW
THAT HE'S WITH US

GOING INTO THIS NEXT TRIP.

HE FINALLY STARTED SMILING,

BUT I DON'T KNOW IF HE WAS HAPPY
'CAUSE HE WAS FILLING THE BOAT

OR IF HE WAS HAPPY BECAUSE
HE KNEW HE WAS HEADING TO TOWN.

Narrator: STAY OR GO,
GREENHORNS ARE A DIME A DOZEN.

READY?

BUT A GOOD, FULL-SHARE DECKHAND
IS WORTH HIS WEIGHT IN GOLD.

LENNY'S OUT OF RETIREMENT.
HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

HE'S NOT EVEN SUPPOSED
TO BE A CRABBER ANYMORE.

HE WAS A HERO COMING BACK
AND BAILING US OUT.

WE REALLY NEEDED HIM THIS TRIP

IN MORE WAYS THAN I THINK
WILL EVER BE KNOWN.

WOW, WE EVEN HAVE A SEAL
ON THIS LAST POT

TO SAY GOODBYE TO LENNY.

SEE HIM -- LITTLE GUY?

THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE LAST POT.

THE LAST ONE IS COMING UP.

CLOSING DOWN SHOP.

Narrator:
AFTER KEITH'S BROTHER, MONTE,

FLEW HOME WITH CRACKED RIBS...

LENNY LEKANOFF!

...49-YEAR-OLD LENNY LEKANOFF

AGREED TO FILL IN
FOR A SINGLE TRIP.

AND NOW THAT TRIP
IS COMING TO AN END.

GET YOU HOME
TO YOUR DAUGHTER,

WHERE YOU BELONG,
BACK ON THE GOLF COURSE.

I'LL HOLD YOU TO THAT.

Keith: YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
THAT HE ULTIMATELY REALIZES

JUST HOW MUCH IT MEANT FOR HIM
TO COME OUT OF RETIREMENT.

IT MEANT A LOT.

MEANT A LOT.

THAT'S NOT JUST A FISHERMAN
COMING OUT TO LEND A HAND.

THAT'S -- THAT'S A FRIEND.

Narrator: THE FIGHT IS ON,
BUT SIG HAS THE UPPER HAND.

Narrator: CAPTAIN PHIL ARRIVES
ON HIS PROSPECT STRING

AFTER A 35-HOUR SOAK.

Phil: YOU KNOW, I'M HOPING
FOR HALF-FULL POTS.

A LOT OF CRAB [BLEEP] SMELL.

Narrator:
TWO DAYS AGO, HE SET HIS GEAR,

RELYING ON HIS OWN
KEEN SENSE OF SMELL.

WE'RE GETTING CLOSE.

WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT
HOW GOOD PHIL'S NOSE IS.

THE OLD MAN SAID HE SEEN FART
BUBBLES RUNNING AROUND HERE,

SO WE'RE GONNA SEE
WHAT THIS FIRST POT TELLS,

SEE IF HE'S FULL OF [BLEEP]

I CAN SMELL A LITTLE BIT
OF CRAB [BLEEP]

FIRST POT. OLD CAPTAIN
SMELLED SOME BUBBLES HERE.

WE DROPPED THEM OFF YESTERDAY.

SEE WHAT HAPPENS HERE
IN A FEW SECONDS.

PROBABLY 700.

BOSS'S NOSE IS REALLY GOOD.

WE GOT LIKE 600 KEEPERS IN HERE.

A LOT OF BUBBLES AROUND HERE.

EXCELLENT CRAB.
CRAB LOOK REALLY GOOD.

Phil:
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING,

WHEN YOU START
TO SMELL CRAB [BLEEP]

I CAN SEE BUBBLES.

THEY SHOWED UP FOR THE PARTY.

Narrator:
75 MILES TO THE SOUTH,

THE WIZARD IS STEAMING
BACK TO ST. PAUL.

WE'RE ABOUT 15, 18 HOURS
FROM OFF-LOADING THIS CRAB.

Narrator:
BEFORE THEY HIT TOWN,

THE SKIPPER WANTS TO KNOW
IF HIS GREENHORN, JOSH,

HAS THE GUTS TO STAY ON
FOR A SECOND TRIP.

I SAW YOU FINALLY START SMILING
AT THE END OF THE TRIP.

I'M GONNA TRY.

I'M GONNA GO OUT THERE
AND WORK LIKE I DO.

YOU'RE READY TO ROLL
FOR TRIP TWO?

YEAH.
GOOD.

ALL RIGHT,
WELL, OKAY, GUYS.

15 HOURS, WE'LL BE THERE.

Narrator: WITH JOSH GOOD TO GO,
NOW THE SKIPPER NEEDS TO KNOW

IF BROTHER MONTE'S BROKEN RIBS

ARE HEALED ENOUGH
FOR HIM TO RETURN TO DUTY.

[ DIALING ]

[ Beep ]

Keith: HEY, MOUSE, IT'S KEITH.
WE'RE HEADING TO TOWN.

WE'RE FULL, AND I NEED TO
FIND OUT WHAT YOUR STATUS IS.

I'M NOT SURE IF YOU CAN DRIVE,
IF YOU'VE GOT A RELEASE YET

TO BE ABLE TO DO LIMITED DUTY
AND DRIVE.

BUT JUST CURIOUS WHERE YOU ARE,
WHAT YOUR STATUS IS.

IF YOU COULD CALL ME,
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

ALL RIGHT, TALK TO YOU LATER.
BYE.

[ BEEPS ]

THERE'S NEVER A DAY
WHEN YOU'RE OUT HERE

WHERE YOU DON'T HAVE
SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND.

EVERYBODY, HANG ON!
HANG ON!

FORGET ABOUT THE [BLEEP] TARP
AND HANG ON!

YOU GOT SOME SERIOUS
INTERNAL BLEEDING

GOING ON UNDER YOUR EYE.

AND IT GOT ME FROM BEHIND.
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING.

THE WORST DAY ON THE BERING SEA

IS WAY WORSE THAN ANYTHING
YOU EVER WANT TO EXPERIENCE.

WE JUST TRY
AND GET THROUGH THOSE BAD DAYS

AND GET BACK TO TOWN.

YOU KNOW,
THAT WAS NOT JUST A BAD DAY.

THAT WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING
THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE,

AND I WILL NOT FORGET IT.

Narrator: 2 MILES OFF THE COAST
OF ST. PAUL ISLAND,

THE NORTHWESTERN HAS BEEN
ANCHORED FOR THREE DAYS.

Sig:
THE WAY IT'S LOOKING RIGHT NOW,

IT'S NOT LOOKING
VERY GOOD AT ALL.

IT'S PACKED...

SOLID.

Narrator: SIG HANSEN
AND OTHER CRAB-FLEET CAPTAINS

HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ST. PAUL'S
FROZEN HARBOR TO OPEN UP.

YOU JUST GOT TO BE PATIENT
AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.

THAT'S FISHING.

JUDGING FROM
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE,

I DON'T THINK THE HARBOR'S
GONNA OPEN UP ANY TIME SOON.

THIS IS THE WATER COMING UP
OUT OF OUR CRAB TANKS,

FREEZING ON DECK.

IT'S A FOOT THICK
IN SOME SPOTS --

2 FEET THICK JUST OVERNIGHT.

Narrator:
TO DRAIN THE DECK,

THE CREW HAS TO OPEN
THE FROZEN SCUPPERS.

WE GOT WATER FLOW NOW.

OH, YEAH, WE GOT IT.

WE THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
GET IN REAL FAST,

BUT THE WEATHER CHANGED.

NOW WE'RE WORRIED
ABOUT OUR CRAB DYING.

I DON'T KNOW
HOW THE CRAB ARE.

PROBABLY
REALLY DAMN COLD.

I SEE FOUR.

SO, WE'RE GOING THROUGH
THE TOP OF THE TANKS,

LOOKING FOR ALL THE CRAB
THAT ARE GONNA DIE,

WHICH IS PROBABLY PLENTY.

CRAB ARE ABOUT 10 DAYS OLD NOW,
SO IT'S PUSHING IT.

I WANTED TO GET THEM OFF
THE BOAT TODAY IF I COULD.

Narrator:
IF SIG CAN'T OFF-LOAD THE CRAB,

HE STANDS TO LOSE OVER $290,000.

EVERY TIME I DIG, I GET ONE.

AND THIS IS ON THE TOP HOLE.

WE THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA DELIVER
IN SEVEN DAYS.

NOW WE'RE GONNA BE 11 DAYS.

Sig: WE DON'T WANT TO SEE A
BUNCH OF DEAD LOSS STARTING NOW.

THAT'S THE LAST THING WE NEED.

THERE'S ALWAYS A CONCERN,
SOMEWHERE, SOMETHING, SOMEHOW.

IF IT'S NOT THE ICE,
IT'S THE GEAR.

IF IT'S NOT THE GEAR,
IT'S THE CRAB.

IF IT'S NOT THE CRAB,
IT'S THE FISHING.

IF IT'S NOT THAT,
IT'S THE DELIVERY.

IF IT'S NOT THAT,
IT'S JUST GETTING IN AND OUT.

AND THEN IT'S THE WEATHER,
PERIOD.

IF IT'S NOT THAT,
IT'S THE TEMPERATURE,

THE FREEZING SPRAY.

JUST GOT TO PICK YOUR POISON.

Narrator: NEXT WEEK
ON "DEADLIEST CATCH"...

Phil: AND HE JUST SET HIS POTS
RIGHT ON TOP OF MINE.

Narrator:
...AN OLD RIVALRY FLARES...

WHAT A [BLEEP] JERK.

[BLEEP] PHIL.

Narrator: ...WHILE THE
BERING SEA FREEZES BOTH MEN...

THIS WIND CHILL'S GOT TO BE
20, 30 BELOW OR SOMETHING...

IT'S COLD.

Narrator: ...AND CRAB.

...AS THE PERILOUS HUNT
CONTINUES

FOR THE DEADLIEST CATCH.

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