Deadliest Catch (2005–…): Season 15, Episode 3 - Deadliest Catch - full transcript

As the first arctic storm arrives for the fleet, Saga's deck boss takes a knife to the ribs. Josh and Casey's record setting haul gets interrupted when one of the deckhands finger gets tangled in the coiler. Capt. Bill makes one last attempt to motivate his lazy greenhorn.

♪♪

Jake:
IF YOU SAY YOU'RE A CRABBER --

A BERING SEA CRABBER --

THAT MEANS YOU'VE DONE
YOUR SIX-MONTH SEASONS,

YOUR ICE SEASONS,

YOU'VE SEEN SINKING BOATS,

YOU'VE SEEN DEAD PEOPLE,

YOU'VE LOST FRIENDS,
YOU'VE GOT STABBED,

YOU'VE GOT BEAT,
YOU'VE GOT KICKED,

YOU'VE GOT SCRATCHED,

AND YOU KEPT ON
TILL THE LAST TICK.



Narrator:
TWO WEEKS IN,

THE FALL SEASON STILL
AIN'T NO PLEASURE CRUISE,

BUT WITH A QUARTER-BILLION-
DOLLAR HORDE ON THE RUN,

NO ONE IS BACKING DOWN.

♪ CAN'T GET ENOUGH
CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪

♪ CAN'T GET ENOUGH
I KEEP HUNTING ♪

Josh: SECOND PLACE SUCKS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE SECOND PLACE.

I WANT TO BE
THE FIRST GUY OUT THERE.

I WANT TO BE THE FIRST GUY DONE,
NO MATTER WHAT.

♪ I KEEP HUNTING ♪

Narrator:
THE FASTEST OF THE FLEET

HAVE ALREADY NAILED
THEIR KING QUOTAS...

Sig: STRAIGHT FROM ONE
RIGHT TO THE OTHER.

Narrator: ...AND TURNED THEIR
SIGHTS TO THE BAIRDI FISHERY.



WE'RE GETTING EVERYTHING READY
TO GO FOR THE NEXT SEASON,

SO WE'RE ALREADY A STEP AHEAD.

Man:
LOOKING TO BUY ANOTHER BOAT,

SO GOT TO GET
THESE THINGS LOADED UP,

GO UP THERE,
FISH SOME BAIRDI.

♪ THINK YOU'VE SEEN TROUBLE ♪

Narrator: BUT THOSE WITH QUOTA
LEFT TO FILL

DON'T WANT TO BE AT THE PARTY
WHEN THE DRINKS RUN OUT.

♪ YOU SHOULD KEEP RUNNING ♪

♪ I'M NOT ONE TO FORGIVE ♪

Man:
THE COASTAL-WATERS FORECAST --

SOUTH WIND 50 KNOTS.

SEA IS 28 FEET.

Narrator:
AND STANDING BETWEEN THEM
AND THEIR FORTUNE...

THE WEATHER'S COMING UP.

♪ I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪

♪ I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
I KEEP HUNTING ♪

Narrator: ...THE SEASON'S
FIRST ARCTIC STORM.

♪ CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪

WE'RE STARING INTO THE TEETH
THIS MORNING, BOYS.

♪ I CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪

♪ NO ♪♪ I CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪

♪ NO ♪♪ I CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪

♪ I KEEP HUNTING ♪

♪ I CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪

♪ I CAN'T ♪♪ I CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪

♪ I CAN'T ♪♪ I CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪

♪ I CAN'T
I KEEP HUNTING ♪

♪ DON'T TRY ♪

♪ NO, NO, NO ♪

Narrator:
ON THE SAGA...

HEY, EVERYBODY.
CHECK THIS OUT.

COME HERE.

...AFTER STRIKING OUT
IN THE MUD PIT

BUT EKING OUT AN OFF-LOAD...

OKAY.

I KNOW HOW MUCH WEIGHT
WE HAVE

'CAUSE I JUST SIGNED
THE FISH TICKET,

SO WHOEVER CAN GUESS
EXACTLY HOW MUCH WE HAVE

WITHOUT GOING OVER
WINS 300 BIG ONES FROM ME.

-OH, [BLEEP].
-YEAH!

Narrator: CAPTAIN JAKE ANDERSON
IS FEELING GENEROUS.

HOW MUCH YOU THINK
WE GOT?

46,000.

OKAY.
YOU CAN'T GO OVER.

IF YOU GO OVER,
YOU'RE OUT.

-RIGHT, RIGHT.
-OKAY.

-46,100.
-HANG ON.

-43,000 POUNDS.
-[ WHISTLES ]

-46,500.
-46,500?

DAMN IT!
YOU [BLEEP] WON!

-OH!
-[BLEEP]

-YEAH!
-YEAHHHHH!

I WON!

Narrator:
THE LUCKY WINNER --

SEAN DUNLOP,
SAGADECK BOSS.

YOU GUYS DID
[BLEEP] AWESOME.

NO.
HE'S NOT EXCITED.

-YEAH!
-YEAH!

♪♪

WE HAD ABOUT $500,000
WORTH OF GROSS PRODUCT.

Narrator: WITH ONLY 36% OF HIS
KING-CRAB QUOTA DELIVERED...

Jake: I GOT TO CATCH CRAB
QUICKLY ENOUGH

TO WHERE I CAN BUY
A STAKE IN THIS BOAT.

I WANT TO BE A PARTNER.

Narrator:
...JAKE MUST CHANGE HIS LUCK TO
HAVE A SHOT AT BOAT OWNERSHIP.

I'M HEARING RUMORS
OF WEATHER COMING.

I KNOW IT'S GONNA BLOW 40 KNOTS.

I KNOW THE SEAS ARE GONNA BE
20-FOOTERS,

AND I'M IN A RUSH.

Narrator: THE SEASON'S FIRST
ARCTIC BLOW MAY BE APPROACHING,

BUT WITH A BOAT TO BUY INTO,
JAKE PLANS TO HEAD OUT ANYWAY.

I'M ALL FIRED UP
AND READY TO GO.

Jake:
HOPEFULLY WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE

AND GO CATCH
THE REST OF OUR CRAB.

WE DELIVERED ABOUT
46,000 POUND...

Sean: AAAAAAH!
OHHH!

[BLEEP]

OH, MAN.
[BLEEP] KILLS ME.

-JAKE!
-[BLEEP]

Sean: AAAAH!
DAMN IT!

PULL MY SHIRT OFF, PLEASE.
-I GOT IT.

I GOT TO KEEP PRESSURE
ON THIS THING RIGHT NOW.

Man: YEAH,
KEEP PRESSURE ON IT.

-SEAN JUST STABBED HIMSELF.
-WHAT?

-SEAN STABBED HIMSELF.
-[BLEEP] DAMN IT.

OW!

-THAT GOOD?
-YEAH.

Jake: YOU READY? IT'S GONNA HURT
LIKE A MOTHER [BLEEP].

AAAAH! DAMN IT.
THAT REALLY STINGS!

OHHHHH!

OHHH.

ROGER, ROGER.

[BLEEP]
OH.

SEAN JUST PUT A KNIFE
IN HIS SIDE.

I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY.

HE'S GETTING RUSHED OFF
RIGHT NOW TO THE CLINIC.

Narrator: FEARING INTERNAL
BLEEDING OR WORSE,

JAKE RUSHES SEAN
TO THE CLINIC...

HE TOOK ONE OF THESE KNIFES --
A VICKY KNIFE --

STUCK IT IN HIS JACKET POCKET,
AND HE BENDED OVER,

AND HE JABBED HIMSELF
IN THE SIDE WITH IT.

Narrator: ...HIS PLANNED
DEPARTURE ON INDEFINITE HOLD.

I HOPE HE'S ALL RIGHT.
THAT WAS PRETTY UGLY, THOUGH.

BUT REALLY --
ACTUALLY, IT REALLY COULD BE.

♪♪

Narrator:
AS DAY BECOMES NIGHT,

THE CLOCK CONTINUES TO TICK.

-BE CAREFUL.
-OH, YEAH.

Sean:
WELL, I STUCK IT IN THE RIB.

I PULLED IT OUT.
IT WAS IN THERE A GOOD INCH.

Narrator: SIX STITCHES AND
A ROUND OF ANTIBIOTICS LATER,

SEAN IS BACK ON THE BOAT.

Sean: YEAH.

Narrator: BUT IT'S YET TO BE
DETERMINED IF HE'S LAME

OR GAME FOR
THE GRUELING TRIP AHEAD.

Jake: HE'S A HUGE PART
OF THE BOAT.

IF I LOST SEAN,
MY WHOLE OPERATION SUFFERS.

I DON'T KNOW IF HE CAN WORK,

AND I STILL HAVE
A WHOLE SEASON TO GO.

Narrator: WITH 80,000 POUNDS
OF KING CRAB LEFT TO CATCH...

Jake: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
YOU GUYS READY?

LET'S GO.

LET THEM FLY.

Narrator: ...JAKE'S DEPENDING
ON HIS VETERAN DECK BOSS

TO BE TOUGH ENOUGH

TO TAKE A STAB WOUND...

AND KEEP ON FISHING.

Jake: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN,

BUT I NEED HIM
TO GET BACK OUT THERE.

IT'S FULL THROTTLE OR NOTHING.

♪♪

Narrator:
290 MILES NORTH...

Bill:
IT IS A GNARLY MORNING.

THERE'S SOME GOOD CURLERS HERE.

Narrator:
...THE SUMMER BAYCOLLIDES WITH
THE LEADING EDGE OF THE STORM.

NORMALLY THE WAVES COME
IN A PATTERN, YOU KNOW?

THEY'RE --
THESE ARE ALL...

IT'S A CONFUSED STATE,

MUCH LIKE SOME OF MY GUYS --
CONFUSED STATE.

WE'RE EXPERIENCING
THE BEGINNING STAGES

OF A BIG STORM A-BREWING.

Narrator:
STEERING CLEAR OF THE CROWDED
WESTERN MUD PIT PAID OFF

FOR CAPTAIN
WILD BILL WICHROWSKI.

THIS IS OUR HONEY HOLE.
HOPE IT STILL HOLDS UP.

Narrator:
NOW HE CONTINUES TO WORK
THAT SAME VEIN OF CRAB

ON THE NORTHERN KING GROUNDS.

WE KNOW THERE'S LIFE DOWN HERE,
AND BILL HAS FOUND SOME CRAB...

Bill: TRYING TO CATCH
THE LAST 1,000 CRAB

SO WE CAN FINISH THIS DELIVERY.

TALK ABOUT CLAWING OUR WAY
TO THIS QUOTA.

♪♪

WE'RE ALMOST OVER.
WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF HERE!

Narrator: THE CREW HUSTLES
TO SET THEIR POTS

BEFORE THE FULL FORCE
OF THE STORM HITS.

♪♪

WE'RE JUST OUT HERE
WAITING ON ERIK.

Narrator:
BUT HUSTLING ISN'T EXACTLY

GREENHORN ERIK'S STRONG SUIT.

ERIK'S NOT OUT HERE AGAIN.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HIS PROBLEM IS.

Tim:
ERIK'S A LITTLE BIT LATE.

HE'S LATE EVERY SINGLE STRING,
THOUGH.

Bill: YEAH, JUST BOMBS AWAY
WHENEVER.

LET THEM GO.

♪♪

Erik: I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK
TO DUTCH HARBOR.

I'M GONNA PUT ON A CLEAN OUTFIT,
DO MY HAIR,

FIND SOME CHICKS,
SMOKE A BIG FATTY.

Bill: ERIK'S THE OFFSPRING
OF A BLENDED FAMILY,

AND BOTH NAMES ARE PROMINENT,

AND I DON'T THINK HE'S EVER HAD
TO WORK BEFORE IN HIS LIFE.

ERIK, IF ALL THE FLIGHTS
ARE BOOKED AFTER BAIRDI,

ARE WE GONNA GET
YOUR PARENTS' JET

TO COME
AND PICK US UP IN DUTCH?

ERIK WANTED A CHANCE
TO PROVE TO THE WORLD

THAT HE'S NOT LAZY.

HE CAN START A JOB
AND FINISH IT.

WE GAVE HIM THE SHOT.

SO FAR HE HASN'T DONE [BLEEP].

I'VE BITCHED AT HIM,
BUT HE DOESN'T GET IT.

Narrator:
FOR THE PAST 14 DAYS...

GET YOUR [BLEEP] ASS OUT ON DECK

WITH THE REST OF THE CREW,
YOU LAZY [BLEEP]!

Narrator:
...BILL MOTIVATED HIS GREENHORN

THE OLD-SCHOOL WAY --
YELLING, MOSTLY.

Bill: YOU'RE MESSING
WITH MY LIVELIHOOD,

YOU [BLEEP] SUCKER!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND [BLEEP]?

THAT'S ABOUT AS HARD
AS I'VE CHEWED ANYBODY'S ASS

FOR A LONG TIME,
BUT YOU JUST GOT TO DO THE JOB.

THERE'S NO EXCUSES.

TODAY'S GONNA BE CRUNCH TIME,
AND HONESTLY,

EVEN A FAIR SET OF HANDS
IN THIS CONDITION

BEATS NO SET OF HANDS.
[ LAUGHS ]

Narrator: WITH NO WAY
TO CHANGE GREENHORNS...

WE ONLY GOT FOUR GUYS,
SO I NEED TO MAKE IT WORK.

Narrator:
...THE CAPTAIN CHANGES TACTICS.

HEY, ERIK.

WHEN YOU ASKED ME
ABOUT COMING UP HERE,

YOU ASKED ME ABOUT 30 TIMES,
AND I SAID NO.

I SAID IT'S A DEGRADING JOB
WHEN YOU'RE NEW.

IT'S HARDER WORK THAN
YOU'VE EVER SEEN

IN [BLEEP] WEATHER
THAN YOU'RE USED TO,

AND YOU KEPT TELLING ME
YOU WANT TO DO IT.

WELL, YOU'RE NOT DOING IT, DUDE,

AND TO HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY
TO DO THIS SUCCESSFULLY

IS SOMETHING YOU'LL TAKE
WITH YOU FOREVER,

BUT TO WALK AWAY FROM IT
IN FAILURE --

THAT'S GONNA STAY
WITH YOU, TOO.

LET'S SEE HOW IT GOES.

NOW IT'S ON HIM.
IT'S NOT ON ME.

IT'S EITHER STEP UP
AND BETTER YOURSELF

OR LET US DOWN.

♪♪

Narrator:
50 MILES SOUTH...

...ON THE WESTERN EDGE
OF THE STORM...

-WHOA!
-WHOA.

THERE'S A LOT OF POWER
COMING OUT OF THESE WAVES.

IT IS A LITTLE BIT
NAUTICAL TODAY.

Narrator:
...THE CORNELIA MARIECLASHES

WITH 25-FOOT SEAS
AND 40-KNOT WINDS.

THESE GUYS ARE EARNING IT TODAY.

Men: YEAH!

-HELL YEAH!
-HOLY [BLEEP], MAN.

-WHOA-HO!
-YEAH!

Josh:
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

THAT'S MONEY IN THE BANK, BABY.

[ CHEERING ]

Narrator: AFTER MOVING OUT
OF THE MUD PIT...

[ LAUGHS ]
BUSINESS BE BOOMING.

Narrator:
...SKIPPERS JOSH HARRIS
AND CASEY McMANUS...

YEAH!

Narrator:
...TRACK THE HORDE

ACROSS THE WESTERN KING CRAB
GROUNDS.

[BLEEP] OURS.

Man: YEAH!

Josh: OUR FAR-WEST STRING
IS REALLY KICKING ASS.

WE SET A BUNCH OF GEAR OUT.

THIS STUFF TO THE WEST SHOWED
SOME SIGNS OF LIFE,

SO YOU JUST GOT
TO START GOING OFF IT.

Men: YEAH!

Narrator: LESS THAN 48 HOURS
FROM THEIR OFF-LOAD DATE...

WE GET TWO MORE STRINGS
LIKE THAT,

WE'RE GONNA BE GOING IN.

WE'LL MAKE OUR FIRST DELIVERY.

WE NEEDED 35,000 POUNDS ONBOARD.

Narrator:
...NAILING THEIR TARGET WEIGHT

KEEPS THEM ON TRACK

TO TAKE THEIR BUSINESS
TO THE NEXT LEVEL

AND IMPRESSING
THE POWERS THAT BE.

Josh:
WE GET THIS CRAB FAST,

THE PEOPLE THAT ARE
LEASING THEIR QUOTA OUT

ARE GONNA RECOGNIZE THIS
AND BE LIKE,

"THESE GUYS GOT
A GREAT OPERATION."

WHOO!

AND THEY'LL
MOST LIKELY GIVE US

MILLION DOLLARS'
WORTH OF QUOTA,

SO WE'RE PRAYING,
PRAYING, PRAYING

THAT WE HAVE A GREAT SEASON.

-YEAH!
-LOOK AT THAT BIG FOOT.

YEAH! MM!

♪♪

ALL RIGHT. WHAT HAVE WE GOT
IN THIS LITTLE BAG OF TRICKS?

-WATCH OUT!
-AAH! [BLEEP]

WHAT IN THE FLYING [BLEEP]?

Narrator:
ON THE CORNELIA MARIE...

ALL RIGHT. WHAT HAVE WE GOT IN
THIS LITTLE BAG OF TRICKS?

-WATCH OUT!
-AAH! [BLEEP]

WHAT IN THE FLYING [BLEEP]?

AAAAAH!

YOU ALL RIGHT, TAYLOR?

Man: COME ON, MAN.
YOU'RE FINE.

-I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
-OKAY.

-OKAY.
-[BLEEP]

Narrator:
...DECKHAND TAYLOR JENSEN

CATCHES HIS FINGER
IN THE COILER...

Josh:
TAYLOR, COME UP HERE.

Narrator:
...LEAVING THE CREW SHORTHANDED

IN A QUICKLY BUILDING STORM.

♪♪

THIS IS MY LAST PAIR OF GLOVES
THAT ISN'T BLOOD-STAINED.

TAYLOR KNOW HE DID
SOMETHING SOMEWHERE.

HE'S GETTING PUNISHED FOR IT.

Narrator:
LAST YEAR...

AAAAH!

...THE HARD-LUCK GREENHORN
WAS INJURED...

-AAAH!
-...A LOT.

Taylor: HEY, I'M BLEEDING.
I'M BLEEDING.

[BLEEP]

IT LOOKED LIKE THAT HURT.

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS
HAPPEN TO ME?

YOU ONLY GET ONE BRAIN,
TAYLOR.

I'M SORRY.

Narrator: NOW THE LATEST IN
HIS LONG LINE OF SUFFERING...

...A FINGER RIPPED OPEN
BY THE COILER.

Casey: IT'S NOT LIKE
THAT'S GONNA HEAL.

IT'S GONNA DRY OUT,

AND THEN IT'S GONNA HURT
LIKE HELL TO PEEL OFF.

YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU SHOULD DO?

GO GET LITTLE, LIKE...SCISSORS?

YEAH, LIKE MAYBE
THOSE LITTLE ONES.

FINGERNAIL CLIPPERS?YEAH.

NEEDING TO REMOVE THE SHEARED
SKIN TO DRESS THE WOUND...

ALL RIGHT.
YEAH.

YOU'RE A BERING SEA
CRABBER.

PUT YOUR HAND DOWN.

...THE SAME DECKHAND STAPLE
THAT STABBED SEAN DUNLOP

NOW BECOMES CASEY'S SCALPEL.

♪♪

OH, BOY.
LOOK AT THIS [BLEEP] THING.

ON THREE.
ONE, TWO...

SORRY, BUDDY.

AAAAH!

[BLEEP] DAMN IT.

AAAAH!

I GOT IT.

FIXED IT.

POOR TAYLOR, MAN.

HE TAKES A BEATING ON THIS BOAT,
THAT KID.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I MEAN, THIS WHOLE CREW --
WE'VE GOT INCREDIBLY TOUGH GUYS.

IF WE CAN PUSH THROUGH
THE NIGHT,

YOU GOT YOUR QUOTA.

NEVER A DULL MOMENT.

Narrator: WITH TAYLOR BANDAGED
AND BACK ON THE FRONT LINE,

THE CREW IS READY
FOR A FIGHT...

-WHOA!
-...AND SO IS THE STORM.

Casey: OH, THE WEATHER IS
DEFINITELY PICKING UP,

AND IT'S GONNA GET WORSE HERE
IN A LITTLE BIT,

BUT WE GOT TO GET AS MUCH CRAB
INTO TOWN AS WE CAN.

I THINK WE'RE GONNA GET TOSSED.

♪♪

♪♪

Narrator:
ON THE SOUTHWESTERN EDGE
OF THE ARCTIC BLAST...

HERE COMES ANOTHER BIG ONE
RIGHT HERE.

Narrator:
...IS THE SAGA.

WE JUST GOT BACK ON
THE GROUND AFTER OFF-LOADING...

HOPEFULLY OUR POTS ARE LOADED.

YOU BE CAREFUL OF THE RAIL,
OKAY?

♪♪

I GOT ALL MY GEAR IN THIS SPOT
JUST SOAKING THEM UP.

Narrator: AFTER MISSING OUT
ON THE MUD-PIT BONANZA,

JAKE IS BACK ON TRACK
THANKS TO 90 FULL POTS

FROM PARTNER SEAN DWYER.

Jake: I CAN'T BUY THE STAKE
IN THIS BOAT

WITHOUT THIS TRIP GOING WELL.

Narrator:
NOW AFTER A FOUR-DAY SOAK,

THE YOUNG CAPTAIN BANKS ON
THE SAME GROUNDS

TO KEEP PAYING OFF.

♪♪

MY MAIN GUY, SEAN, GOT STABBED
BY HIS OWN KNIFE.

IT'S RIGHT WHEN I NEED HIM MOST.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY
ABOUT IT.

♪♪

♪♪

SO YOU'LL GET THREE BIG
MONSTER WAVES.

THEN IT'LL FLATTEN OUT.

SO YOU'LL LOOK ON YOUR TURN,

AND YOU'LL TRY TO TIME IT
TO THE LULL.

YOU'RE ALWAYS
JUST WATCHING THE WAVES.

YOU KNOW, IF I HAVE TO WATCH
THE CREW ALL THE TIME,

I CAN'T HAUL GEAR EFFICIENTLY,

AND I CAN'T DO IT SAFELY,
EITHER.

SEAN'S THE ONE THAT KEEPS
THE CREW IN LINE

IF I CAN'T KEEP THEM IN LINE.

THAT'S WHY HE'S MY DECK BOSS.

[ WAVES CRASHING ]

YOU GONNA BE OKAY?

Sean: [ CHUCKLES ]
SURE.

I WAS LEAKING PRETTY GOOD.

I'M NOT FEELING FAINT-ISH
OR ANYTHING.

BUT IT'S DEEP, MAN.

WELL, I KNOW RIGHT NOW,

YOU KNOW,
WE GOT ROUGH WEATHER.

I CANNOT FISH IN THIS

WITH THIS CREW OUT THERE
WITHOUT YOU,

AND YOU'RE WITH ABOUT
THREE PEOPLE OUT THERE.

YOU'RE NOT LOSING ME.

YOU KNOW I'M NOT
LETTING YOU GUYS DOWN.

ALL RIGHT.
LET'S DO IT.

♪♪

Jake: ALL RIGHT, FELLAS.
SEAN'S COMING OUT.

LET'S GET READY
TO START FISHING.

Man: WHOOOOO!
YEAH!

NOT EVEN A STAB WOUND
CAN BRING SEAN DOWN!

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.

Man: LET'S GO!
LET'S GO, BOYS!

Jake:
I'VE GOT TO GET 80,000 POUNDS,

AND I'M PRETTY SURE
I GOT HALF OF IT IN MY GEAR.

COME ON, CRAB!

♪♪

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

AHHH!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[BLEEP]

FISHING, MAN.

♪♪

ONE FIVE.

ONE FIVE?

ONE FIVE.

NUMBERS ARE GARBAGE RIGHT NOW.

-AHHHH!
-AH, DAMN IT!

-NO GOOD!
-POOP!

Narrator: WITH 80,000 POUNDS
OF QUOTA STILL TO CATCH...

I'M JUST SO, LIKE, APPALLED.

THERE ARE NO CRAB HERE,
AND NOW WE'RE ON THE HUNT AGAIN.

Narrator: ...JAKE STARTS
HIS KING CRAB SEARCH ANEW.

BUT I'M GONNA KEEP
HITTING IT.

I'M GONNA KEEP GAMBLING.

I'M GONNA KEEP
CHUCKING THEM OUT THERE.

♪♪

Narrator: 295 MILES NORTH
OF DUTCH HARBOR...

IT'S BLOWING ABOUT 30.

Narrator: ...IN THE HEART
OF THE ARCTIC FLOE...

THERE'S BIG TIDES RIGHT NOW,
OBVIOUSLY.

IT'S CONFUSED AND LUMPY,
LIKE A WASHING MACHINE.

Narrator: ...BATTERED BY 25-FOOT
SEAS AND 45-KNOT WINDS...

WE'RE FISHING
A LITTLE BIT ON GROUNDS

THAT ALREADY BEEN COVERED,
AND IT'S A COUPLE DAYS LATER.

Narrator:
...CAPTAIN WILD BILL WICHROWSKI

GUIDES THE SUMMER BAY

TOWARD THE TOP
OF A 50-POT STRING.

YOU NEVER KNOW
HOW THIS STUFF GOES.

THESE THINGS COULD HAVE GOT UP
AND WALKED AWAY, TOO.

Narrator: WORKING A SMALL SLIVER
OF CRAB FOR THE LAST 14 DAYS,

THE VETERAN SKIPPER LOOKS FOR IT
TO PAY OFF JUST ONE LAST TIME.

IT'S GNARLY OUT,
AND IT'S CONTINUING TO BUILD.

LOOK AT THAT ONE.

Bill:
HEY, IS ERIK OUT THERE?

YEAH.
ERIK IS OUT HERE.

HE'S OUT THERE
DOING BAIT NOW.

IT'S A PRETTY COOL DEAL.

Narrator: 24 HOURS AGO,
WITH THE STORM CLOSING IN,

BILL TOOK A DIFFERENT TACK

HOPING TO REACH
HIS CHRONICALLY LATE GREENHORN.

I'M NOT A BLEEDING HEART.
I'M NOT...

I'M JUST THE OPPOSITE.

Narrator: FOR NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE
HE MAY HAVE GOTTEN THROUGH.

Bill: LET'S SEE IF HE CAN
TAKE THE ENERGY,

FOCUS IN ON WHAT WE NEED TO DO,

HELP THE CREW OUT,
MAKE THIS THING GO SMOOTHER.

WHO KNOWS?

FIRST POT, FIRST STRING.
HERE WE GO.

SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

♪♪

I NEED TO SEE SOME LIFE
FOR THIS FIRST TWO STRINGS.

COME ON, BABY.
SPARK FOR ME, HERE.

♪♪

AW, MAN.

UGH!

TWO CRAB, ZERO-TWO.

THAT'S NO GOOD.

TEENS, BABY.
GET ME SOME TEENS.

OHHHHHH!
NOT GOOD.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

ONE.

I GOT, LIKE...

LIKE, A CRAZYSTRESS HEADACHE.

♪♪

LOOK OUT!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

♪♪

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

COME ON!
COME ON!

♪♪

[ GROANS ]

OH, THE BERING SEA --
SHE'S GETTING PISSY!

YEAH, I HAD -- [LAUGHS].
I NEEDED BOTH HANDS.

I COULDN'T YELL.

I HAD ONE ON THE JOG
AND ONE ON THE THROTTLE.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[BLEEP]

OH!
OH, NOOOO!

ZERO!

SCRAMBLING FOR 1,000 CRAB.

AS THE HOURS CLICK ON,
IT'S HARDER AND HARDER

TO CATCH [BLEEP].

IT IS A NARROW BAND,
I'LL TELL YOU.

Narrator: BILL'S PRODUCTIVE
POCKET OF CRAB IS ON THE MOVE.

AH, I DON'T KNOW.

I'M FOOLISH ENOUGH
TO RE-BAIT THIS THING, I GUESS.

Narrator: STACKING ON
AND STEAMING TO NEW GROUNDS

COULD TAKE DAYS.

YOU KNOW, LEAVE IT
IN THE LUNCH ROOM.

WE'RE GONNA BAIT THEM.

WE'RE GONNA RUN THEM
FOR A COUPLE MILES

AND RIDE THIS THING
BACK IN HERE,

AND THEN WE'LL JUST START IN THE
MORNING AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.

Narrator: INSTEAD, THE CAPTAIN
WILL SHUFFLE HIS POTS...

AAAH!

...CHASING WHAT'S LEFT
OF THE SMALL SCHOOL.

-WE'RE GONNA STAY HERE...
-WHOO!

Nick:
...A LITTLE BIT LONGER.

WE JUST WORK UNTIL CAPTAIN
WILD BILL TELLS US TO STOP,

AND THEN WE STOP.

IT'S CRAB FISHING.

♪♪

Narrator: ON THE SOUTHERN EDGE
OF THE ARCTIC STORM...

♪♪

-ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.
-THROW IT OVER!

-THROW IT OVER!
-WHOO!

WE GOT TO COVER GROUND
UNTIL I FIND SOMETHING.

Narrator: ...SAGACAPTAIN
JAKE ANDERSON PROSPECTS

IN THE MALICE
OF THE MIGHTY TEMPTRESS.

-GO!
-AAAH!

I'M JUST SETTING ON
THE BEST SIGNS OF LIFE.

Narrator: FORCED TO STACK
AND RUN FROM LOW NUMBERS...

I JUST NEED A LITTLE BIT
OF LUCK.

Narrator: ...THE YOUNG SKIPPER
SPREADS HIS GEAR WIDE...

GOING OVER!

...IN SEARCH OF
THE MOVING BIOMASS.

A LITTLE OPTIMISTIC,

BUT WE NEED ALL OUR GEAR
OUT HERE ON THE CRAB,

GET SOME PRODUCTION
GOING ON AROUND HERE.

Narrator: AND WHILE JAKE'S
DECK BOSS, SEAN DUNLOP,

SUFFERED A STABBING...

Jake:
I TRUST SEAN TO THE FULLEST.

I CAN TRUST HIM WHEN HE SAYS,
"I CAN WORK."

Narrator: ...JAKE'S DONE
BLEEDING TIME AND MONEY.

I'M HELL-BENT ON BEING
A TOP COMPETITOR --

HELL-BENT ON IT.

Man: GOING OVER!

RIGHT NOW
EVERYBODY'S FIGHTING --

FIGHTING WEATHER,
FIGHTING LOW NUMBERS,

FIGHTING INJURY.

OH!

THIS IS WHEN YOU DECIDE IF
YOU'RE GONNA SUCCEED OR FAIL.

I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I'LL SWIM IN HERE NAKED
IF I HAVE TO.

♪♪

Narrator:
ON THE KING CRAB GROUNDS...

LOOK. RIGHT THERE.
IT'S A RAINBOW.

Man: WHOA!

THE FIRST ARCTIC STORM
OF THE SEASON

YIELDS TO A HIGHER POWER...

DOUBLE RAINBOW --
HOPEFULLY THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.

Narrator:
...AND THE CORNELIA MARIE

LOOKS FOR THEIR POT OF RED GOLD.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

SON OF A...

Narrator: UNFORTUNATELY FOR
CO-CAPTAINS JOSH HARRIS

AND CASEY McMANUS...

DESERT.
DESERT 100.

...THERE'S NO POT OF CRAB
AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW.

NOT SO SEXY.

SEVEN!

THAT'S NOT VERY MANY.

WE GOT 32,589
ON THE BOAT.

WE NEED TO DELIVER
35,000 POUNDS.

Narrator: BASED ON A SEVEN-POUND
CRAB AVERAGE,

CASEY ESTIMATES
THEY'RE ABOUT 2,400 POUNDS

SHORT OF THEIR TARGET WEIGHT.

THAT AIN'T GONNA DO IT.

WITH THESE NUMBERS,

I DON'T KNOW IF
WE'RE QUITE THERE YET, JOSH.

WE MIGHT HAVE TO GO SET
ANOTHER STRING BACK.

WE GOT EYEBALLS
LOOKING AT US

TO POSSIBLY GIVE US
MORE QUOTA

IF WE DO OUR JOB
AND DO IT RIGHT,

AND IF WORD GETS OUT
THAT WE DIDN'T CATCH

WHAT WE COMMITTED TO ALREADY,
HOW DO YOU THINK

THAT'S GONNA PLAY OUT
FOR US GETTING MORE CRAB?

-NO BUENO!
-11.

FEEL PRETTY CONFIDENT
THAT WE'VE GOT OUR NUMBER.

I THINK WE'VE GOT A GREAT
AVERAGE WEIGHT.

CRAB ARE BIG.

I THINK WE'RE DEFINITELY
SOLID RIGHT NOW.

Narrator:
JOSH IS BETTING THAT

BECAUSE THE CRAB ARE
BIGGER AND HEAVIER,

THEY'LL MAKE UP
FOR THE SHORTAGE IN NUMBERS.

I THINK WE DELIVER.

35,000 POUNDS I GUARANTEE
IS ON THIS BOAT.

♪♪

SCREW IT.

IF YOU'RE THAT CONFIDENT IN IT,
WE'LL GO IN,

BUT, I MEAN, I THINK
WE'RE CUTTING IT CLOSE, DUDE.

I GOT FAITH.

THAT MAKES ONE OF US.

Narrator:
40 MILES NORTH...

♪♪

...ON THE SUMMER BAY...

Bill:
WE'RE STILL STRUGGLING TO GET
THOSE LAST FEW HUNDRED CRAB.

Narrator: ...WHILE WEATHERING
THE STORM...

Bill: FISHING WAS REAL SLOW
FOR US THOSE COUPLE DAYS.

I MEAN, THIS IS THE LAST HOPE.

Narrator:
...CAPTAIN WILD BILL SHUFFLED
HIS POTS AHEAD OF THE SCHOOL

IN HOPES OF CHASING DOWN
AN ELUSIVE VEIN OF KING CRAB

AND FINALLY BRINGING
HIS SEASON TO AN END.

Man: FIRST POT.

♪♪

LET THERE BE CRAB.

PLEASE, GOD, PLEASE.

HERE WE GO.

COME ON, CRAB!
DON'T FAIL ME NOW!

THERE WE GO!

THAT'S SOMETHING.
SOME COWBOYS.

LOOKING ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, BIG ONES.

YEAAAAAH!

WHOOOOO!

-YEAH!
-WHOO!

20 CRAB!

Bill:
THAT'S A GOOD START.

NOT TOO BAD.
NOT TOO BAD AT ALL.

OH!

-WHOOOO!
-YEAH!

-YEAH, BABY!
-[ LAUGHS ]

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Bill:
ERIK'S SOMEWHAT FOCUSED.

HE'S WHERE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE
ON TIME HERE.

23 -- TWO THREE.

Narrator:
BILL'S CRAB COUNT IS LOOKING UP.

DOING A GOOD JOB, ERIK.

AND HIS GREENHORN, ERIK,
IS STEPPING UP.

Landon:
WE'RE DOING PRETTY DAMN GOOD.

WE'RE ALL WORKING
AS A TEAM TOGETHER.

-WHOO-HOO!
-YEAH, BABY!

YEAH!

WE'RE A HANDFUL OF CRAB AWAY
FROM WRAPPING THE HARVESTING UP.

-WHOO!
-YEAH!

-WHOO!
-YEAH, BOY!

-YEAH!
-WHOO!

WELL, I GUESS WE'RE GONNA
HAVE WHAT WE NEED.

LET'S GO AHEAD AND STACK
THESE FOR TOWN, GUYS.

-YEAH!
-WHOO!

-YEAH!
-WHOO!

WE'RE GOING HOME!

-YEAH!
-WHOO!

-WHOO-HOO-HOO!
-YEAH!

I'LL TELL YOU --
AS MANY YEARS AS I'VE DONE THIS,

THERE'S NOTHING BETTER
THAN SEEING HAPPY CREW.

♪ BYE-BYE, BIRDIE
I AM GONE ♪

Narrator: WITH THEIR KING CRAB
IN THE TANK,

EACH DECKHAND POCKETS $13,000.

♪ BYE-BYE, BIRDIE
I AM GONE ♪

HEY, ERIK.

Narrator: AND GREENHORN ERIK
CASHES IN A HARD-EARNED

HALF SHARE WORTH 6 GRAND.

I THINK FOR ANY GREENHORN,
THE MAIN OBJECTIVE IS TO SURVIVE

AND SHOW A LITTLE IMPROVEMENT,
WHICH HE'S DONE.

♪ YOU DON'T SEE ME WALKING
HERE I AM ♪

Bill: I KNOW THOSE LAST ONES
DIDN'T COME EASY.

THANKS FOR HANGING IN THERE
WITH ME.

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.

-ALL RIGHT!
-WHOO!

-YEAH!
-WHOO!

GOOD STUFF, ERIK.

♪ YOU WON'T HEAR ME TALK ♪

♪ BYE-BYE, BIRDIE
I'M GONE ♪

♪♪

Narrator:
125 MILES AWAY...

Jake:
I'VE GOT TO GET 80,000 POUNDS.

Narrator: ...AND A LONG WAY
FROM ENDING THEIR SEASON...

Jake: THIS FIRST POT --
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HERE.

Narrator:
...SAGACAPTAIN JAKE ANDERSON

LOOKS TO A WIDE SWATH
OF STRINGS HE SET

TO ZERO BACK IN
ON THE MOVING CRAB HORDE.

I DON'T WANT TO GET TOO EXCITED

ABOUT WHAT'S IN IT
OR WHAT'S NOT IN IT

'CAUSE ULTIMATELY
IF THERE'S NOTHING IN IT,

I'M GONNA BE
VERY, VERY DEPRESSED.

LET'S GO!

LET'S GO, BOYS!

LET'S GET THIS DONE!

I'M JUST HOPING FOR THE BEST
HERE RIGHT NOW.

HOPE WE SEE SOME...

I'D LIKE TO SEE AT LEAST 20s.

20s CAN GET IT DONE HERE.

SHOULD TELL US SOMETHING,
THOUGH.

HERE WE GO.

TUNE IN.
WE'LL FIND OUT.

Jake: PLEASE, PLEASE,
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,

GIVE ME SOME DAMN CRAB!

♪♪

Narrator:
THIS WEEK ON "SALTY TAKES"...

OH, I GOT HIT IN THE NUTS
BY A DOOR.

THE HINGE BROKE
ON THE FORWARD SIDE,

SO THE WHOLE [BLEEP] DOOR
JUST SWUNG IN,

RIGHT IN MY NUTS.

[ Laughing ]
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT LOOKING
FOR ANY FIRST AID FROM ME.

I JUST NEED YOU TO KEEP
AN EYE ON IT FOR ME.

YOU BETTER GO
ICE HER DOWN.

ALL RIGHT.

-SORRY, BUDDY.
-HEY.

I'LL MAKE IT.

I'LL PUT IT
IN THE LOGBOOK.

"NICK GOT NUTTED."

OH, THE CAPTAIN TOLD ME
TO ICE MY NUTS.

OHHHH.

ICING MY NUTS WITH SOME
BLUEBERRIES MY MOTHER PICKED.

[ LAUGHS ]
SORRY, MOM.

♪♪

Narrator:
THE DOOR'S CLOSED ON

THE SUMMER BAY'S
KING CRAB SEASON

AND ON NICK'S PACKAGE.

Jake: LET'S GO, BOYS!
LET'S GET THIS DONE!

Narrator:
ABOARD THE SAGA...

Jake: LET'S GO!

PLEASE, PLEASE,
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,

GIVE ME SOME DAMN CRAB!

Narrator: ...JAKE IS PROSPECTING
OVER A WIDE AREA,

HOPING TO HONE IN
ON THE MOBILE BIOMASS.

OH, MAN.

COME ON.

♪♪

-HEY-OH!
-WHOO!

LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.

IT'S MAYBE 20, 25.
I DON'T KNOW.

HOPEFULLY IT PICKS UP.

WHOO!

PRETTY MUCH EVERY CRAB
THAT YOU GET IN THESE POTS

IS GOING INTO THE TANK,
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.

IT'S CALLED A CLEAN SORT.

31 -- THREE ONE!

THREE ONE!

WELL, THAT POT PICKED UP.

WE'RE GOING UP.

IT AIN'T GONNA GET ME TO THE
FRONT OF MY WHEELHOUSE, THOUGH.

IF I START SEEING 70s AND 80s,
THEY'LL SEE ME OUT FRONT.

THEY'RE ALL KEEPERS --
EVERY ONE!

THINGS ARE DEFINITELY
LOOKING UP.

44!

-YEAH, BABY!
-44.

WHOO!

Narrator: THE SPIKING NUMBERS
MEAN JAKE IS ON THE SCENT.

Jake:
YEAH. YEAH, BABY.

THIS IS GOOD.

Narrator:
AND IF THE TREND CONTINUES,

HE'LL LAND RIGHT BACK ON TOP

OF THE QUARTER-BILLION-DOLLAR
KING CRAB HORDE.

HELL YEAH!

THIS IS GOOD.
I WANT GREAT.

TOO MUCH CRAB,
NOT ENOUGH PICK, GUYS.

52!

OOH-WHEE!

SEAN...

[ LAUGHTER ]

SEAN -- HE'S ONE OF
THE TOUGHEST GUYS THAT I KNOW,

TAKES A STABBING
AND KEEPS ON GOING.

WHEN HE WAS YOUNG,
HE WAS A GOLDEN-GLOVE BOXER,

SO HE'S LIKE
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY.

-[ LAUGHS ]
-WHOO!

-YEAH, MAN!
-YEAH!

I THINK THAT'S
THE BIGGEST ONE YET!

YEAH, BABY!

RAW!
THIS IS CRAB FISHING.

YOU DON'T GO OUT THERE
FOR NOTHING.

BROKEN LEG?
NOBODY CARES.

PROBLEM AT HOME?
NOBODY CARES.

BROKE TWO LEGS?
NOBODY CARES.

NOTHING SLOWS DOWN
THE OPERATION.

♪ OH, NO
AIN'T MACHO LIKE ME ♪

♪ MACHO
MACHO ♪

[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

♪ RANDY SAVAGE
GIVES YOU A KEY ♪

♪ MACHO
MACHO ♪

♪ BRIGHT LIGHTS
BIG CITY ♪

♪ MACHO
MACHO ♪

Casey: WHAT DO WE GOT THERE,
BIG DOG?

Josh: I NEED TO SEE
35,000 POUNDS.

I DON'T KNOW HOW,
BUT YOU MADE IT

BY THE SKIN OF
YOUR TEETH, MAN.

[ Laughing ] GOOD JOB.BOOM.

♪ MACHO ♪YEAH.

OH, EVEN A BROKEN CLOCK'S
RIGHT TWICE A DAY, BROTHER.

♪ TRANS AMS
MUSCLE CARS, TOO ♪

HEY, ERIK.

YEAH.

♪ HARD METAL
JERRY REED ♪

♪ MACHO
MACHO ♪

-YEAH!
-WHOO!

-YEAH!
-WHOO!

[BLEEP]
LET'S DO IT, BABY.

LET'S DO IT!
-WHOO!

-YEAH!
-WHOO!

-YEAH!
-WHOO!

-[BLEEP] YEAH!
-YEAH!

-WHOO!
-NICE CRAB.

YEAH!

YEAH! YEAH!

TODAY WAS GREAT --
HAULED A LOT OF GEAR.

STARTED OUT WITH
SOME ROUGH WEATHER,

BUT GOOD FISHING.

I KNEW SEAN WAS GONNA
BE OKAY.

STANDING STRONG!

HE WORKED
LIKE NOTHING WAS WRONG.

THAT'S WHAT A CRABBER IS.WHOO!

HE FIGHTS, AND HE FIGHTS,
AND HE FIGHTS.

-YEAH!
-HE FIGHTS TO THAT LAST POT.

YEAH!

SEAN -- BERING SEA CRABBER,
WITHOUT A DOUBT.

♪♪

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