Deadliest Catch (2005–…): Season 11, Episode 7 - Heavy Lies the Crown - full transcript

I'M ACTUALLY SCARED.

Sig: YOU SHOULD BE 'CAUSE
YOU COULD [BLEEP] SOMEBODY
UP, LIKE, RIGHT NOW.

YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING AT THIS --
THERE, THAT WAY, THAT WAY.

Sig: YOU DON'T JUST JUMP
UP HERE AND [BLEEP]
START RUNNING A BOAT.

IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
I'M SORRY.

I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP]
IF YOU'RE HAULING GEAR.

NOBODY [BLEEP] CARES.

ALL THAT MATTERS
IS THAT YOU DO IT RIGHT

SO YOU DON'T
HURT SOMEBODY.

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DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

Keith: HOW WE LOOKING?
Man: GOOD.



THIS IS GREAT CRAB.

Narrator: FOUR WEEKS
INTO THE KING CRAB SEASON...

Man: YEAH, THIS HAS BEEN
AN ASS-KICKER.

I'M WIPED OUT, MAN.

EVERYBODY IS SO [BLEEP] TIRED.
IT'S CRAZY.

Narrator:
...THE END IS NOW IN SIGHT.

I AM MORE EXCITED ABOUT SLEEP
THAN FINISHING THE SEASON.

Man: OH, YEAH.
YEAH, BUDDY!

Narrator: FOR SOME, IT'S
A SPRINT TO THE FINISH...

WE'LL SEE HOW THIS STRING DOES,
BUT TELL YOU WHAT,

IF IT'S CONSISTENT
ALL THE WAY THROUGH,

WE'RE COMING IN
WITH BOTH BARRELS, MAN,

WE'RE COMING IN BLAZING.

Narrator:
...WHILE OTHERS FACE AN UPHILL
GRIND TO THE BITTER END.



Josh: WE'RE UP
AGAINST THE CLOCK NOW.

FUEL ADDS UP FAST.

GOT TO GET OUT
TO FISH THAT GEAR.

AND JUST GET THE POTS ONBOARD
AND GET BACK TO DUTCH HARBOR.

Narrator:
ON THE 113-FOOT TIME BANDIT...

OKAY, GUYS,
GOT THE FIRST ONE HERE.

GET THEM
OUT OF THE BOAT.

NOBODY GET HURT, NOTHING
BREAK DOWN, AND WE GO HOME.

[BLEEP] YEAH.
JUST TAKES ME HOME.

Narrator: ...WITH MOST
OF HIS QUOTA CAUGHT...

[ SIGHS ]

Narrator:
...CAPTAIN JOHNATHAN HILLSTRAND
IS JUST 10,000 POUNDS AWAY

FROM WRAPPING HIS SEASON.

THIS ONE SURE TESTS
A MAN HERE -- THIS TRIP.

WE'LL HAVE SOME DEAD LOSS

BECAUSE WE'RE OUT
A 16-DAY TRIP FROM HELL.

Jon: WE'RE PUTTING CRAB
IN THE TANK

AND HOPEFULLY, WE CAN
GET THEM HOME ALIVE.

Narrator:
ON AVERAGE, KING CRAB CAN LIVE
ABOUT 10 DAYS IN A TANK.

ANY LONGER, AND THEY
START TO DIE OFF.

WITH SOME OF THEIR CRAB
NEARLY TWO WEEKS OLD,

THE TIME BANDIT NEEDS
TO GET TO TOWN AND OFF-LOAD

BEFORE THEY LOSE
THEIR CATCH.

Johnathan: WE'RE SO CLOSE
TO BEING OVER WITH THE SEASON.

JUST GOT TO GO
GET THOSE POTS.

THAT'S THE ONLY THING
STANDING IN BETWEEN US.

Axel:
WATCH OUT.

Narrator: ADDING TO THE STRESS
OF A DRAWN-OUT TRIP...

Johnathan: WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO [BLEEP] AROUND.

Narrator:
...THE INEXPERIENCE ON DECK.

Johnathan: THIS SEASON,
I HAD THREE GREEN GUYS.

AXEL'S OUR NEW CRANE GUY.

WE'RE JUST STACKING OUT
RIGHT NOW.

Johnathan:
I MISS MY ALL-STAR, SCOTTY.

I DON'T CARE
HOW ROUGH IT WAS OUT,

WHEN HE HAD THAT POT ON THE
CRANE, I NEVER HAD TO EVEN LOOK.

Narrator: THIS IS THE FIRST
SEASON IN SEVEN YEARS

THAT JOHNATHAN'S SON, SCOTTY,
HASN'T WORKED THE HYDROS.

[BLEEP] [BLEEP]

Johnathan: I REALLY MISS
MY KID AROUND HERE,

BUT HE'S OVER ON
THE CORNELIA MARIE
HELPING THEM OUT.

HE'S ONE OF THE BEST CRANE
OPERATORS THERE IS OUT HERE.

HE IS THE BEST, I KNOW.

I GOT MY SEA PIGEONS
OUT THE WINDOW.

THOSE ARE MY BUDDIES, TOO.

MISS YOU GUYS, TOO!

[ BIRDS CALLING ]

FOR NOW, WE GOT
A LOT OF CRAB ONBOARD.

AND I GOT TO MAKE SURE
THEY ALL STAY ALIVE.

Narrator: 22 MILES SOUTH,
SIX HOURS LATER...

Josh: JOHN HILLSTRAND,
RIGHT BY WHERE OUR GEAR'S AT.

HERE'S JOHNNY!
YEAH.

...HEADED BACK TO THEIR GROUNDS
AFTER AN OFF-LOAD,

THE CREW
OF THE CORNELIA MARIE

APPROACHES THE SOUTHERN END
OF TIME BANDIT'S GEAR.

WE JUST GRABBED
ONE OF MY OLD MAN'S POTS HERE.

Narrator:
AND DECKHAND SCOTTY HILLSTRAND
PREPARES A CARE PACKAGE

FOR HIS OLD CREW MATES.

Scotty:
ON THE TIME BANDIT THIS SEASON,

IT'S ALL THE YOUNG GUNS
STEPPING UP.

SO, BASICALLY, THIS IS
A BIG TEST FOR THE YOUNG GUYS

TO SEE HOW THEY'RE
GONNA HANDLE THIS SITUATION.

I THINK IT'S GONNA BE
UTTER CHAOS.

[ LAUGHS ]

MAYBE I'LL GO PLAY
WITH THE BOYS FOR A LITTLE BIT.

Josh: ALL RIGHT,
WHAT DO WE GOT?

A LITTLE FLOUR BOMB.

[ LAUGHS ]

Casey: SO, WE'RE PLAYING A
LITTLE PRANK ON JOHNATHAN
AND THE TIME BANDIT.

I GOT A FEW FOR HIM UP MY SLEEVE
THAT WILL BLOW HIS MIND.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE
SIX SHOTS OF LINE TOTAL.

SO, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO EMPTY
THEIR COILER THREE TIMES.

IT'S JUST GONNA GET WORSE --
PROGRESSIVELY WORSE.

THAT LINE AT YOUR FEET --
PULL THAT TO YOU.

THESE GUYS ARE BASICALLY GONNA
BE HAULING TWO POTS ON ONE LINE,

BUT THAT LINE'S GONNA BE

ABOUT 10 TIMES LONGER
THAN WHAT IT SHOULD BE.

SOMEWHERE ON THAT LINE, THERE'S
GONNA BE SOME FLOUR BOMBS

AND A STEEL PIPE
THAT WILL STALL IT OUT.

Narrator: TO SUM THAT UP,
THE CORNELIA BOMBSHELL

WILL INCLUDE SIX SHOTS
OF LINE, FOUR FLOUR BOMBS,

1,600 POUNDS
OF WELDED STEEL,

AND 30 FEET
OF BLOCK-BUSTING PIPE.

WHAT DO YOU
THINK, SCOTT?

Scotty: THERE'S SOME MAJOR
INGENUITY GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

[ LAUGHS ]
WHOO!

YEAH!

IT'S THE PRANK OF
THE MILLENNIUM! [ LAUGHS ]

60 MILES WEST...

ON THE 125-FOOT
NORTHWESTERN...

WHAT WAS
THAT LAST ONE?

106. THINK I CAN LIVE
WITH THAT.

Narrator: ...10 DAYS
INTO HIS BAIRDI SEASON,

CAPTAIN SIG HANSEN
HAS FOUND HIS HONEY HOLE.

YEAH.

WE'RE DEFINITELY
ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE.

Narrator: AND WITH A DELIVERY
JUST SIX DAYS AWAY,

THE SKIPPER NEEDS
TO TOP OFF HIS TANKS.

Sig:
I NEED ABOUT 15,000 CRAB,

SO TODAY, IT'S IMPERATIVE

THAT WE PUT ALL OUR POTS
IN THE RIGHT PLACES.

JAKE'S STEPPED UP, DID
A GREAT JOB AS CHIEF SO FAR.

BOTTOM LINE IS,

HE'S GONNA BE THE GO-TO GUY
FOR ANY MECHANICAL FAILURES.

Narrator:
WITH DECK BOSS EDGAR HANSEN
STILL ON THE DISABLED LIST,

JAKE FILLS IN
AS THE BOAT'S ENGINEER.

BEING A CAPTAIN
IS JUST ONE GOAL IN MY LIFE,

AND I WANT TO ACCOMPLISH
THAT AS SOON AS I CAN.

Narrator: BUT HE HAS EYES
ON A BIGGER PRIZE.

YOU KNOW,
HE'S BEEN MENTIONING

HE WANTS TO HAUL THE GEAR
MORE AND MORE,

AND I KEEP PROMISING,
SO WE'LL GET HIM UP HERE.

HEY, ANDERSON.

WELL, WE'VE GONE
ABOUT A MILE HERE,

AND I THINK IT'S
YOUR TIME TO HAUL SOME GEAR.

[ CHEERING ]

Matt:
I GUESS SIG'S GONNA GIVE JAKE
A LITTLE RUN AT THE BOAT AGAIN.

GOOD FOR YOU, JAKE.
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.

HONESTLY, I DIDN'T THINK
IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

JAKEY GETS
TO DO A STRING.

138.

138?

[BLEEP] YEAH!

YEAH!

IS THERE ANOTHER MANHOLE,
OR IS THAT FULL, TOO?

Narrator: THE CREW
SETS UP THE CONVEYOR BELT

TO HELP GET CRAB
TO THE BACK TANKS.

WE ALMOST GOT
THE FRONT TANK FULL.

PUT THIS LAST LITTLE DAB
IN THE AFT TANK.

Jake:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

OH [BLEEP]

YEAH,
KILL THE HYDRAULIC.

NOW WHAT? IS THERE A LEAK OR
SOMETHING? WHAT IS IT?

NEVER FAILS.

EVERY TIME I WANT
TO PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL,

SOMETHING HAS TO HAPPEN.

BLEW A HOSE
ON THE BELT.

OH, IT'S THE BOTTOM ON.
YEAH, THE LINE WAS OLD.

ALL IT'S GONNA DO
IS SLOW US DOWN,

LIKE WE'RE
NOT BEHIND ALREADY.

HEY, COULD SOMEBODY RELAY TO ME
WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?

Narrator: WITH SIG CHOMPING
AT THE BIT TO PULL POTS...

IT'S ALREADY, LIKE, 2:00.
WE'VE PULLED ONE STRING.

Narrator: ...JAKE'S CHANCE
TO HAUL GEAR BEGINS TO FADE.

LET'S DO THAT.
WE'RE [BLEEP] TIME AWAY.

Nick: ROGER

[BLEEP]

PUT THEM IN THE DAMN TOTES
AND CARRY THEM BACK THERE.

I'M JUST GONNA KEEP HAULING.
JAKE CAN PLAY WITH IT.

Jake:
[BLEEP] BULL[BLEEP]

Narrator: 210 MILES
NORTHEAST OF DUTCH HARBOR,

ON THE NORTHWESTERN...

LET'S DO THAT.
WE'RE [BLEEP] TIME AWAY.

Nick: ROGER.

[BLEEP]

Narrator: ...FORCED TO FIX
A BLOWN HYDRAULIC HOSE...

Sig: I'M JUST GONNA KEEP
HAULING. JAKE CAN PLAY WITH IT.

Jake:
[BLEEP] BULL[BLEEP]

Narrator: ...ASPIRING SKIPPER
JAKE ANDERSON

LOSES AN OPPORTUNITY
TO TAKE THE HELM.

Jake:
I'M SO [BLEEP] PISSED.

[ SIGHS ]

I GET IT.
"I WANT TO HAUL POTS."

WE DON'T
HAVE TIME RIGHT NOW.

WE'RE NOT STOPPING.

I WAS ABOUT TO
GO UPSTAIRS AND HAUL GEAR.

I'M PISSED, DUDE.

Nick:
WE NEED TO GET GOING HERE.

Jake: EVERY TIME
I'M GONNA HAUL GEAR,

EVERY TIME I'M GONNA LEARN
SOMETHING IN THE WHEELHOUSE,

EVERY TIME THAT I THINK THAT
I'M GONNA RUN A [BLEEP] BOAT,

SOMETHING [BLEEP] HAPPENS
AND I DON'T GET TO.

WE'RE GOOD.

[ CHEERING ]

GUY WANTS TO BE A CAPTAIN,
YOU CAN'T ACT LIKE THAT.

NOBODY'S GONNA WORK
FOR YOU.

HOW MANY?

Man: 106.

106 AGAIN?

ROGER.

Narrator: FOR JAKE, EACH POT
THAT COMES OVER THE RAIL...

Sig: WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT MY SPOT NOW?

Narrator:
...IS SALT IN THE WOUND.

[ LAUGHS ]

Jake:
[BLEEP] SUCH A MOTHER[BLEEP]

Man:
BAIRDI. BIG BAIRDI.

Man #2:
THAT'S HOW YOU GET RICH.

THAT'S...

Man: WHOO!

[BLEEP] ME.

Nick: [ LAUGHS ]

YEAH!

Man: [BLEEP]
PIECE OF [BLEEP]

OH, YEAH.
[ Chuckling ] YEAH.

Jake: I GET PISSED.

Sig:
THAT'S THE LAST POT.

I'M TIRED OF WASTING MY [BLEEP]
TIME TRYING TO BE A CAPTAIN.

[BLEEP] JOKE.

IT'S A WASTE OF MY TIME.

[BLEEP] BEING A CAPTAIN.

I WANT TO DO A LOT OF THINGS,
TOO, SOMETIMES.

YOU DON'T SEE ME
THROWING A TEMPER TANTRUM.

TAKE THAT LIFE AND BURN IT
FOR ALL I [BLEEP] CARE.

$20,000 DOWN THE DRAIN.

DAMN JOKE.

THAT'S CRAZY.

THE GUY --
HE'S WIGGING OUT RIGHT NOW

BECAUSE WE WERE
HAULING OUR POTS,

I PROMISED HE COULD, BUT I GOT
TO GET THROUGH THIS GEAR.

I CANNOT STOP
FOR HYDRAULIC LEAKS

OR CREW SPASMS,

AND ESPECIALLY JAKE,
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

"OH, IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE ME HAULING THESE POTS."

IT DOESN'T MATTER!

HIS RESPONSIBILITY
AS CHIEF ENGINEER --

FIX THE PROBLEM.

THEN, WE CAN GO TO SCHOOL
AND HAUL YOUR LITTLE POTS.

THAT'S IT.

IT WAS A WASTE OF MY TIME
IS ALL IT WAS.

IT'S A WASTE OF MY TIME.

I'VE BEEN HERE
20-SOME-PLUS YEARS.

YOU KNOW HOW MANY POTS
I'VE HAULED?

ZERO.

I'M DONE WITH IT, DUDE. I'M
JUST GONNA DO BAIT. [BLEEP] IT.

SERENITY NOW.

I GOT TO TAKE HIM
TO YOGA CLASS OR SOMETHING.

Narrator:
45 MILES EAST...

ON THE TIME BANDIT...

END OF THE SEASON!

THANK GOD.

WE'RE STACKING OUT.
KIND OF IN A HURRY TO DO SO.

Narrator:
...UP AGAINST A DELIVERY DATE
AND WITH AGING CRAB IN THE TANK,

CAPTAIN JOHNATHAN HILLSTRAND

RUSHES TO STACK HIS GEAR
AND HEAD TO TOWN.

THIS HAS BEEN THE LONGEST KING
CRAB TRIP I'VE EVER BEEN ON.

TIRED. EVERYBODY'S TIRED.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE OVER $1 MILLION
WORTH OF CRAB ONBOARD.

MY CRAB
COULD ALL [BLEEP] DIE.

THAT'S A BIG BUOY.

THE [BLEEP]

[ Chuckling ]
WHAT THE HELL'S THIS?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL
THIS IS COMING UP.

LOOKS LIKE A [BLEEP]

WHAT THE [BLEEP]
IS THAT?

...WHAT THE HELL THAT IS.

Man: OH!

[ LAUGHTER ]

TWIST IT
SO I CAN READ IT.

IT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S FROM SCOTTY.

TURN IT
SO HE CAN SEE IT.

IT SAYS "FROM NEW MANAGEMENT,
LOVE YOU, DAD."

CORNELIA MARIE GAVE US
A LITTLE PRESENT, I DO BELIEVE.

OH, MAN, THIS IS NOT
GONNA BE GOOD.

I THINK McMANUS, HARRIS,
HILLSTRAND FOUND THIS [BLEEP]

SO BE PREPARED.

WHAT THE HELL'S
HANGING ON THIS ONE?

WHAT IS THAT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]

THE OLD FLOUR-BOMB TRICK.

YOU GUYS,
JUST HAUL ASS.

HERE.

STOP.

OH, THEY GOT TO
PULL THE SHOTS OUT.

WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE?

I THINK WE GOT
ROPE-A-DOPED.

HERE'S THE OTHER END.

HEY, STOP!

Man:
YEP, PULL THAT ONE OUT.

TIE THIS UP.

THE COILER'S FULL AGAIN.
[ LAUGHS ]

SO FAR, THOSE LITTLE [BLEEP]
ARE GETTING US PRETTY GOOD.

I THINK THEY GOT A POT.

THERE WE GO.
OH, YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]

NOW WE CAN
LAND THE POT.

ALL RIGHT, BOYS.

THIS SON OF A BITCH
ABOARD.

LET'S GET IT
AND SET IT DOWN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA BE
ON THE END OF THIS.

MIGHT NOT BE NOTHING.

Narrator: WHAT BEGAN
AS A FRIENDLY PRANK...

Johnathan: IT'S JUST SLOWING US
DOWN A HALF HOUR SO FAR.

Narrator:
...IS NOW JEOPARDIZING

A MILLION-DOLLAR LOAD
OF KING CRAB.

Johnathan:
THIS COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN GETTING OUR
ASSES [BLEEP] HANDED
TO US ON A PLATTER.

Man:
HEY. STOP.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
NO!

OH, YOU GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME.

IT'S A WHAT?

HOW THE [BLEEP]
DO YOU GRAB A PIPE?

JUST GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY
THE QUICKEST WAY YOU CAN.

WE DON'T HAVE TIME, GUYS.

EASY, EASY, EASY.

TOO LONG.

WELL, JUST
CUT THE [BLEEP]

THROW IT OVER.

USUALLY, YOU DON'T
PUT A PIPE SO LONG

THAT THE GUY'S
GOT TO CUT HIS POT OFF.

THERE IT GOES.

SHOW'S OVER.

SO, HE USED PRETTY MUCH

EVERY TRICK THERE IS
KNOWN TO MAN IN ONE POT.

TWO POTS -- ONE OF THEM'S
ON THE BOTTOM NOW.

SO, I'LL SAY, "YEAH,
IT'S REALLY FUNNY," BUT...

...WE GOT TO GET
THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE.

WE GOT TO KEEP
THESE CRAB ALIVE.

Narrator: 240 MILES NORTHEAST
OF DUTCH HARBOR,

ON THE TIME BANDIT...

WHOO! WE DID IT!
WE DID IT!

IT HASN'T
COME EASY, BROTHER.

Narrator: ...AFTER A BRUTAL
14 DAYS AT SEA...

THAT'S THE LAST POT,
BY THE WAY, OF THE SEASON.

[ LAUGHS ]
[BLEEP]

[ CHEERING ]

Narrator:
...CAPTAIN JOHNATHAN HILLSTRAND

FILLS HIS QUOTA
AND STACKS THE LAST OF HIS POTS.

THIS CRAB SEASON'S
OVER FOR US.

NEXT STOP, OPIE SEASON.

Johnathan:
WE MADE IT THROUGH THE SEASON.

EVERYONE'S
GONNA GET A PAYCHECK.

TRY TO GET
OUR CRAB OFF.

WE'LL BE IN DUTCH HARBOR
AROUND 8:00 IN THE MORNING.

WE GOT TO OFF-LOAD
AROUND 6:00 P.M.

Narrator:
WITH THE CRAB IN THE TANK,

THE TIME BANDIT HAS A SHOT
AT MINIMIZING THEIR DEAD LOSS.

I'M HEADING TO TOWN.

MARKING, PLUGGING
THE AWAY POINT IN RIGHT NOW.

ONLY 18 HOURS
FROM DUTCH HARBOR.

AND HOPEFULLY,
WE GET A QUICK OFF-LOAD.

SIX WORDS --
THAT WASN'T VERY [BLEEP] EASY.

WAS IT?

MY CREW'S
GETTING BETTER EVERY DAY.

THINGS HAVE A WAY
OF WORKING THEMSELVES OUT.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

[ Laughing ]
SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME.

[ BEEP ]
HELLO?

HEY, AL.
THINGS ARE GOING ALL RIGHT.

STILL LOOKING GOOD.

[ LAUGHS ]

OKAY.

OKAY, I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW.
THANK YOU.

[ BEEP ]

OH, MY GOD.

[ LAUGHS ]

[BLEEP]

[ LAUGHS ]

I CAN'T EVEN
[BLEEP] OFF-LOAD, DUDE.

OH, MY GOD.

THAT'S WHAT HE
[BLEEP] SAID.

Narrator: DELAYS AT THE CANNERY
WILL FORCE THE TIME BANDIT

TO WAIT ANOTHER 48 HOURS
BEFORE THEY CAN OFF-LOAD.

Johnathan: SEEMS LIKE EVERY 12
HOURS, WE'RE UP THEN WE'RE DOWN.

WE'RE UP, WE'RE DOWN.

NOW I KNOW
WHAT A YO-YO FEELS LIKE.

RIGHT NOW
I'M KILLING CRAB.

Narrator:
22 MILES SOUTHEAST...

BEEN A LONG SEASON.

...ON THE 128-FOOT
CORNELIA MARIE...

[BLEEP] BEEN
SLOW-GOING,

BUT WE'RE GONNA
GET THIS DONE RIGHT NOW.

Narrator: ...CAPTAIN SCHOOL
IS IN SESSION...

...AND BOAT OWNER
JOSH HARRIS IS BACK

FOR ANOTHER TEST
AT THE HELM.

Man: YEAH.

WHOLE POT AND GO HOME
AND SEE MAMA CRAB.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE
TO GET OUT OF HERE, FOR SURE.

Casey: YOU'RE AT
THE TIDE CHANGE,

AND THEY KIND OF
LAY FUNNY.

THEY'RE NOT ALL
IN A ROW.

RUN IT BACKWARDS.

Narrator: TONIGHT'S CHALLENGE
FOR THE WOULD-BE SKIPPER --

HAULING POTS IN REVERSE.

SCOTT PROBABLY WON'T BE
TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS ONE.

WHEN DID YOUR JOB
DRIVING THIS BOAT

BECOME TO KEEP
SCOTT HAPPY?

YOU GOT TO DO
WHAT'S RIGHT FOR THE BOAT.

CRAB POTS ARE ATTACHED
TO TWO BUOYS --

ONE TAUT DIVER
AND ONE SLACK TRAILER.

NORMALLY, THE BOAT
PULLS PAST THE TRAILER FIRST

AND A HOOK IS THROWN

BEFORE THE WEIGHT OF THE
800-POUND POT PULLS ON THE LINE.

BUT WHEN CURRENTS
PUSH THE TRAILER BAG IN FRONT,

THE WEIGHT OF THE POT
ON THE LINE

MAKES IT HARDER FOR
THE DECKHANDS TO RETRIEVE IT.

IT'S GONNA BE A FUN DAY.

I GOT TO TURN THIS OFF
JUST A SECOND.

[BLEEP] I CAN'T
[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

HANG ON
JUST A SECOND, SCOTTY.

YOU SURE?

PRETTY SURE.

Scotty: I DON'T KNOW. HE MUST BE
GETTING TIRED UP THERE.

EVERYTHING'S
LOOKING THE SAME TO HIM.

SO, OUR GOAL ON THIS

WOULD BE TO GET THROUGH THESE
AS FAST AS WE CAN.

DROVE RIGHT BY THOSE BUOYS,
DIDN'T EVEN SEE THEM.

DID WE JUST
DRIVE PAST THE POT, JASON?

WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THIS
ISN'T [BLEEP] UP RIGHT NOW.

YEAH, KEEP ASKING ME QUESTIONS.
I'VE GOT MY THING GOING HERE.

BACK UP.
WE'RE LETTING IT GO.

WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
YOUR THING AIN'T WORKING.

Narrator: JOSH MUST DOUBLE BACK
AND RE-APPROACH THE POT.

Casey:
SCOTTY, THROW THE HOOK.

APPROACHING THE POT
TOO FAST,

JOSH MAKES SCOTTY
MISS WITH THE HOOK.

TWICE.

YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL.
YOU CAN DO IT.

I GOT FULL FAITH IN YOU.

Scotty:
I GOT IT. YOU GOT IT?

WHOO-HOO-HOO!
[ LAUGHS ]

OKAY, JUST --
WILL YOU JUST LET ME...

TRAVIS. TRAVIS,
HOW MANY WERE IN THE LAST ONE?

37.

OH, THERE'S A LOT
OF [BLEEP] GOING ON.

BUOYS ARE ALL BACKWARDS.

Travis: IT'S 100% TRUTHFUL
WHAT SCOTT'S SAYING.

GUY PULLS UP ON THEM ALL
[BLEEP] UP, IT'S HARD TO PULL.

I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM COME OUT
HERE AND [BLEEP] THROW THE HOOK

WHILE I [BLEEP] PULL UP
ON THE BAGS, MOTHER[BLEEP]

SPLIT YOUR THROTTLES.
TWIN-SCREW IT.

JUST LET ME --
I'M RUNNING THIS LITTLE THING.

LET ME DO THIS PART.

Travis:
MOTHER[BLEEP]

Narrator:
ON THE CORNELIA MARIE...

Travis:
MOTHER[BLEEP]

OH [BLEEP] WOW.

SOMEBODY
GET THIS [BLEEP]

[BLEEP]

[BLEEP]

GOT SMACKED
IN THE [BLEEP]DAMN [BLEEP] FACE!

Narrator:
WHILE HAULING A POT, THE TAUT
LINE SLIPPED OUT OF THE BLOCK,

SNAPPING DECKHAND
TRAVIS LOFLAND TO ATTENTION.

Man: IT'S ONE THING AFTER
THE NEXT -- PRETTY RELENTLESS.

Casey: NONE OF THIS IS WORTH
ANY OF MY CREW MEMBERS' LIVES.

[BLEEP]

[BLEEP]

OKAY.

STEP INTO
THIS MOTHER[BLEEP] THING.

Narrator:
WITH THE CREW PAYING FOR
HIS MISTAKES, JOSH STEPS DOWN.

Man:
YOU ALL RIGHT, TRAVY?

[BLEEP] FELT SPLIT MY
WHOLE [BLEEP] OPEN, DUDE.

Casey: LET'S GO.
KNOCK THESE THINGS OUT.

Josh: LOOK AT THAT.

THAT'S [BLEEP]
A LOT OF CRAB, MY FRIEND.

WITH THIS AMOUNT OF CRAB
ON THE TABLE,

IT'D BE REALLY NICE TO
HAVE A SIXTH GUY COME DOWN
HERE AND HELP US OUT.

MAKE THINGS GO
A LOT SMOOTHER A LOT FASTER.

SHOULD I GO OUT
AND HELP THE GUYS?

I'M ALL FOR IT, DUDE.

IF YOU'RE WILLING TO DO IT,
I'M GOOD WITH IT.

YEAH? I'LL GET
SUITED UP.

Casey:
PEOPLE MIGHT ASK,

"WHY ISN'T CASEY ON DECK
AND JOSH UP THERE?"

'CAUSE I HAVE TO BE HERE.

HE'S NOT READY YET TO TAKE THIS
BOAT OUT BY HIMSELF.

Josh: HEY, MOTHER[BLEEP]
WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, YEAH. COME ON NOW.
I LOVE IT!

HELLO, MOTHER[BLEEP]

WE'RE ALL PHYSICALLY DRAINED,
AND HE'S ALL FULL OF ENERGY

'CAUSE HE'S BEEN
COOPED UP IN THE WHEELHOUSE

FOR THE LAST
WEEK AND A HALF.

Scotty: WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?

Casey: IT'S REALLY NOT
HIS PLACE TO CORRECT JOSH.

IT'S MY PLACE
TO CORRECT JOSH.

Josh: IT'S LIKE BEING ON
A FLOATING PRISON.

OH, I WAS JUST ADMIRING
HOW GRACEFULLY

THAT YOU PULLED UP
ON THE BAGS FOR ME THERE.

JUST SAYING,
WHEN I RUN THE CRANE,

I TRY TO MAKE IT EASIER
FOR MY GUYS,

I DON'T TRY
TO MAKE IT HARDER.

THAT'S WHY WE HAVE
HYDRAULIC LOADERS.

YEAH.
THAT IS CORRECT.

BUT IF YOU'RE COMING UP
ON BAGS BACKWARDS,

I THINK, AS A GUY THAT RUNS
THE BOAT, I WAS ONE BOATER,

YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND
WHY IT HAPPENED THAT WAY.

YOU PULL UP ON BAGS
LIKE TWO OLD PEOPLE [BLEEP]

Josh: OH, REALLY?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR OPINION.

HEY, YOU CAN TAKE THAT,
WRITE IT ON A PIECE OF PAPER,

AND PUT IT IN
A NICE, LITTLE...

CAN I JUST GET
A [BLEEP] NUMBER?

GET OUT OF THE WAY.
GET OUT OF THE WAY.

OH!

OH, SCOTTY,
IN THE NUTS!

OW.

[ LAUGHS ]

DID HE JUST NUT HIM
ON THE COILER

HE HIT HIM
WITH THE DIVER SO HARD?

RIGHT IN
THE [BLEEP] BALLS.

KARMA'S A BITCH.

I DIDN'T REALIZE HIS BALLS
WERE SITTING ON THE COILER.

THAT WAS GOOD HIT.

Narrator: ONE WAY TO SHUT DOWN
AN ARGUMENT ON THE BERING SEA --

HIT HIM IN THE OLD
TWIGS AND BERRIES.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT
SAYING ABOUT MESSING
WITH THE BULL, SCOTTY?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

MOTHER[BLEEP]

OH, I HAD MY [BLEEP] NUTS
AGAINST HERE,

AND YOU HIT ME,
GOT ME GOOD.

IT'S ALL GOOD.

OOH, YOU MESS WITH THE BULL,
YOU GET THE HORN.

Narrator:
237 MILES SOUTHWEST,

IN DUTCH HARBOR...

Johnathan:
[BLEEP] BY THE SYSTEM.

Narrator:
...AFTER DAYS OF WAITING
TO OFF-LOAD THEIR TANKS...

SO, 22,000 CRAB
ONBOARD THIS VESSEL.

Narrator: ...THE TIME BANDIT
CREW WAIT FOR THE VERDICT

OF THEIR 180,000-POUND CATCH.

YEAH, THERE'S GONNA BE
A FEW DEAD LOSS...

AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
IT'S JUST THE WAY IT HAPPENED.

HEY, NEAL, THEY LOOK GOOD.
THE CRAB LOOK LIVELY.

WORRIED SO MUCH.

KEEP ALIVE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, THE CRAB
STILL LOOK REALLY GOOD.

YEAH.

NO.

UH-OH.

THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN THERE,
MY FRIENDS.

HOPEFULLY, IT WILL
GET BETTER AS WE GO.

HOPEFULLY.

Man: NUMBER NINE.

16 [BLEEP] DAYS, DUDE.

NOW WE'RE JUST BURNING $5 BILLS
AS THEY TOSS THEM UP.

Jon:
HE'S NOT HAPPY.

Axel: SO, WE'RE LOOKING
AT, LIKE, 5,000 TO 6,000 POUNDS,

MAYBE MORE OF DEAD LOSS.

IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD.

Johnathan: THAT'S LIKE
$40,000 WORTH OF CRAB.

SO, THAT
COMES OFF MY QUOTA.

WELL, YOU GUYS TOOK A HIT
FOR DECK, FOR WAGES,

'CAUSE WE'VE NEVER HAD
THIS MUCH DEAD LOSS EVER.

WE'VE NEVER HELD OUR CRAB
FOR MORE THAN 14 DAYS.

Narrator:
DESPITE $48,000 IN DEAD LOSS,

THE TIME BANDIT MANAGED TO BRING
IN 173,000 POUNDS OF KING CRAB

WORTH $1.2 MILLION.

PUT THAT ONE BEHIND US,
'CAUSE IT WAS A LONG ONE.

Narrator: EACH CREWMAN
WILL TAKE HOME 40 GRAND,

2 GRAND LESS
THAN THEY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN.

Johnathan: THAT WAS A TEST
SENT FROM GOD TO KEEP US HUMBLE.

DELIVERING DEAD CRAB
KNOCKS THE TIME BANDIT DOWN,

WHILE THE WIZARD
REMAINS ALIVE AND WELL

AT THE TOP
OF THE BOARD.

THIS IS THE LONGEST, MOST EVIL
BITCH OF [BLEEP] CRAB SEASON

I EVER BEEN ON.

IT'S BEEN A NIGHTMARE.

WE NEED TO PUT
A NEW FLAG UP

BECAUSE THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN BAD
JUJU NOT PUTTING A NEW FLAG UP.

IT'S GONNA BE
LIKE NIGHT AND DAY NEXT TRIP.

YEP.

I DON'T DRINK
THAT MUCH ANYMORE,

BUT AFTER THIS ONE,
DAMN IT, I'M DRINKING.

THERE IT GOES.
LOOK AT THAT.

LOOKS GOOD.

THE SPANKINGS
WILL CONTINUE.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
CRYING AIN'T GONNA HELP.

Narrator: 210 MILES NORTHEAST
OF DUTCH HARBOR...

AH, THE WEATHER
IS JUST CRAPPY.

Narrator:
...ON THE NORTHWESTERN...

THERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE
WEATHER COMING IN.

NORTHWEST, 30, 35.

Narrator:
...CAPTAIN SIG HANSEN

APPROACHES HIS NEXT STRING
IN BUILDING SEAS.

IS EVERYBODY ON DECK?

WHAT ABOUT ANDERSON?
IS HE ON DECK?

YEAH, WHERE THE [BLEEP]
DO YOU THINK I'D BE?

IN MY BUNK?

Narrator:
TWO DAYS AFTER MISSING A RARE
CHANCE TO DRIVE THE BOAT...

IT'S ON THE BOW.
DON'T MISS THIS.

...ASPIRING SKIPPER
JAKE ANDERSON

IS STILL
A LITTLE TICKED OFF.

HE'S GOT TO STOP THINKING ABOUT
WHERE HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BY NOW

AND START THINKING

ABOUT WHERE HE'S GOING
FROM NOW AND IN THE FUTURE.

OH, AND THE PITY THING --

YOU KNOW, "I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
FARTHER ALONG"

AND "I SHOULD HAVE THIS"
AND ALL THAT...

BUT MAYBE IT'S TIME
WE LET HIM HAUL SOME GEAR.

I DID PROMISE.

HEY, ANDERSON,
WHY DON'T YOU COME ON UP?

I THINK IT'S YOUR TIME
TO HAUL SOME GEAR.

I'M SERIOUS.

Sig:
WE'RE THREE TANKS DOWN,
YOU GOT WIND AND A BAD TIDE,

SO HAVE A GOOD TIME,
DON'T [BLEEP] NOBODY UP.

YEAH.
I'M ACTUALLY SCARED.

YOU SHOULD BE 'CAUSE YOU
COULD [BLEEP] SOMEBODY
UP, LIKE, RIGHT NOW.

ALL RIGHT,
GET IN THERE.

Sig: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BAGS,
THE NUMBERS, NOTHING.

YOU JUST WANT TO FIND THOSE POTS
AND NOT [BLEEP] ANYBODY UP.

THAT'S YOUR JOB.

YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING
AT THIS AND THAT, NOT THAT.

GET YOUR [BLEEP] HEAD
OUT OF THAT WINDOW

AND LOOK
HERE AND THERE.

THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING,
YOU DON'T.

THAT WAY!

SLOW DOWN 'CAUSE YOU
HAVE TO MAKE A TURN.

GET TO PORT, MAN.

Jake: [BLEEP]

NOW YOU GOT TO GO
IN REVERSE,

AND THE GUY THAT'S ON THE RAIL'S
GONNA GET DOUCHED.

LET ME DO ONE,
AND I'LL SHOW YOU.

HERE. WATCH.

IT'S FINE.
IT'S JUST...WATCH.

Jake: KEEP DOING
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

STOP TALKING.

SEE, I'M NOT
OVERSTEERING EVERYTHING.

YOU SEE HOW MY HAND'S NOT
[BLEEP] DOING THIS ALL THE TIME?

BUT YOU JUST
GOT TO KNOW WHEN.

THAT'S SOMETHING
THAT TAKES TIME.

YOU DON'T JUST JUMP
UP HERE AND [BLEEP]
START RUNNING A BOAT.

IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
I'M SORRY.

ALL RIGHT,
TRY THIS ONE.

Sig:
THERE IT IS.

THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE.

JAKE'S COME A LONG WAY,
YOU KNOW?

Nick:
HE'S HAD SOME ISSUES,

AND NOW HE'S PUT
THOSE DEMONS BEHIND HIM,

AND LOOK
WHERE HE IS NOW.

PROUD OF HIM.

SO, IS THIS
YOUR FUTURE?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

HOW FAST DID IT HAPPEN
FOR YOU?

DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE

SO YOU CAN DO THIS BY YOURSELF
FOR THE NEXT HOUR?

IF YOU THINK
THAT THIS IS FUN RIGHT NOW,

THIS IS
THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF FUN.

IT'S AWESOME HERE,
THOUGH, YOU KNOW.

LIKE, ONE OF MY
FAVORITE PLACES TO BE --

IN THIS CHAIR.

[ ALL CHEERING ]
YEAH!

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE!

IT'S COOL
'CAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS

THAT I WANT TO RUN
A BOAT, YOU KNOW. THEY KNOW.

AND THEY ACCOMMODATE ME
AND MY DREAMS.

♪ IT'S BEEN
A LONG TIME COMING ♪

IT'S EVERYBODY HERE
THAT ARE LETTING ME DO THIS.

[ LAUGHTER ]
♪ IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING

♪ NOW IT'S HERE

♪ I KNOW WHICH WAY TO GO

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

Andy: Hey, John.
Johnathan: HEY, ANDY.

YOU KNOW, WE HAD TO WAIT
16 DAYS TO TAKE OUR CRAB OFF.

IT ENDED
UP COSTING US DEAD CRAB.

COST ME AND YOU A LOT OF MONEY,
SO, I MEAN...

Oh, yeah.
YEAH.

♪ IT'S BEEN
A LONG TIME COMING ♪

Josh:
ALL RIGHT, GENTS.

SEE YOU IN
A LITTLE BIT, BOSS.

♪ IT'S BEEN
A LONG TIME COMING ♪

WHEN I GET JOSH
TO THE POINT

WHERE HE CAN TAKE
THIS BOAT BY HIMSELF,

I'LL GLADLY TELL EVERYBODY
THAT HE'S READY FOR IT.

YOU NEED
TO GET SOME SLEEP?

[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

[ LAUGHS ]

♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO
WITHOUT YOU ♪

♪ TO SA-A-A-AAVE ME

♪ IT'S BEEN
A LONG TIME COMING ♪

Jake: IT MEANS A LOT TO ME THAT
THEY WOULD DO THIS FOR ME --

EVERYBODY.

♪ OOH

I HOPE THEY KNOW THAT,
YOU KNOW?

BUT WE'RE CRABBERS,

WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY
STUFF LIKE THAT TO EACH OTHER.

AND WE DON'T.

♪ BEEN A LONG,
LONG, LONG TIME ♪