Deadliest Catch (2005–…): Season 11, Episode 16 - Deadliest Catch - full transcript

[ BOAT ENGINE SPUTTERING ]

YOU TAKE THIS SKIFF OUT
IN THE OCEAN, NICE KNOWING YOU.

Keith: REAL QUICK, WE'RE GONNA
GO, UH, TWO GROUPS OF FOUR.

WE'RE GONNA PUT
SURVIVAL SUITS ON, OKAY?

THIS IS [BLEEP] STUPID.

CRAZY IS ONE THING.

STUPID AND CRAZY
IS ANOTHER THING.

Man: BERING SEA
IN A LITTLE [BLEEP] SKIFF.

THAT'S SOME CRAZY
[BLEEP] RIGHT HERE, BABY.

HANG ON.

YOU NEED TO [BLEEP]
TURN THE BOAT THAT WAY.



I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY,
RIDICULOUSLY STUPID.

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

Narrator: IN THE FINAL WEEKS
OF A MARATHON OPILIO SEASON...

Sig: IT'S HARD ON THE GUYS.
IT'S HARD ON ME.

IT'S HARD ON THE BOAT.

Man: I AM TIRED
OF LOOKING AT EVERYBODY.

I WANT TO GO HOME.

Man #2:
GETTING A LITTLE ANXIOUS.

Narrator: THE TATTERED FLEET

STRUGGLES TO SEE THE LIGHT
AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL.

STRESS METER, ON A SCALE
OF RPMs, IT'S ABOUT A 10,000.

IT'S A RECIPE FOR BAD MORALE,
BAD ATTITUDES AND BAD NEWS.

Narrator: BUT TODAY...

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!
OH, YEAH!



Narrator:
...A BRIGHT GLIMMER OF HOPE

SHINES
IN THE NOT-SO-DISTANT FUTURE.

FUMBLE!

THEIR HOMETOWN TEAM,
THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS,

WILL DEFEND THEIR TITLE.

Man #3: LIVING OUT HERE
ON THE BERING SEA, YOU KNOW,

IT'S USUALLY ALL HARD WORK,
ALL SERIOUS ALL THE TIME.

WHEN YOU HAVE A CHANCE
TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN,

IT MEANS A WHOLE LOT
TO EVERYBODY.

-BAM!
-SEAHAWKS, BABY!

Jake: UNFORTUNATELY,
A MAN'S GOT TO WORK.

BUT IF THEY WIN,
YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WON.

Man #4: YEAH, BABY!
SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!

WHOO-HOO!

Sig: IT'S THE SUPER BOWL.
THAT'S OUR DAY.

Narrator: 320 MILES NORTHWEST
OF DUTCH HARBOR

IS THE 108-FOOT CAPE CAUTION.

ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.

LET'S GET THIS TRIP ROLLING,
GET STARTED ON THIS ONE.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW...

YEAH, I'LL BE OUT THERE.

Narrator:
CAPTAIN "WILD" BILL WICHROWSKI

ARRIVES BACK
ON THE OPILIO GROUNDS

AFTER A 135,000-POUND OFFLOAD.

Bill:
TOMORROW IS THE SUPER BOWL.

THERE'S A COUPLE GUYS
THAT ARE DEVOUT SEAHAWK FANS.

THEY REALLY WANTED
TO STAY IN TOWN AND WATCH.

BUT THERE'S NO WAY
I'M GONNA STOP FISHING

FOR A DAMN FOOTBALL GAME.

I JUST WOKE UP, AND I CAN'T WAIT
TO GO CRAB FISHING.

DUDE,
I SLEPT LIKE A ROCK.

YEAH, I SLEPT REALLY GOOD.
I NEEDED THAT.

Bill: SO THE BOYS ARE UP.
WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TODAY.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE
STARTING ALL OVER HERE.

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO GETTING IN AND GETTING OUT

BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN
KIND OF A NIGHTMARE.

Narrator: SO FAR THIS SEASON...

Man: LOOK OUT!
LOOK OUT!

BIG WEATHER...

Bill: DROVE THE TABLE
THROUGH THE DECK...

Narrator: BREAKDOWNS...

John: AH.

Narrator: ...AND AN INJURY
HAVE PLAGUED THE BOAT.

PRETTY GLAMOROUS JOB, ISN'T IT?

John: YOU COULD SEE THAT THEY,
UH, PUT MAGIC MARKER AROUND

TO KIND OF GIVE AN IDEA
OF WHERE THE SWELLING WAS.

DEFINITELY BETTER
THAN A WEEK AGO.

Narrator:
WITH GREENHORN JOHN WALCZYK
NURSING A BADLY INFECTED HAND,

THE CAPTAIN IS A MAN DOWN.

AND I GOT TO KEEP
MY DRESSINGS UP,

GOT TO KEEP THE ANTIBIOTICS UP

AND, UH, HOPEFULLY GET BETTER
AND GET BACK OUT ON DECK.

SO NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET.

Bill: WE'VE HAD A TON OF STUFF
GO WRONG AND...

BUT WITH ANY LUCK,
WE'LL GET THERE THIS TIME.

ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.

GOT A LOT OF GEAR
TO HAUL TODAY,

AND WE GOT A BEAUTIFUL DAY
TO DO IT.

WHERE'S THE WATER?

YEAH, IT'S ABOUT HALFWAY.

WE JUST DROVE
ALL THE WAY FROM TOWN

WITH A [BLEEP] SLACK TANK.

EXPLAIN.

AND NOT ONE PERSON
NOTICED ON WATCH

THAT THE CRAB PUMPS
WEREN'T RUNNING?

NICE JOB, ZACK.

YOU JUST NEVER CEASE
TO AMAZE ME.

Narrator: A PARTIALLY FILLED,
OR "SLACK," TANK

CAUSES A DANGEROUS WEIGHT SHIFT

AS WATER SLOSHES FROM ONE SIDE
TO THE OTHER.

IN ROUGH WEATHER,

THE IMBALANCE CAN TIP THE BOAT
TOO FAR IN ONE DIRECTION

AND CAPSIZE THE VESSEL,

THE LEADING CAUSE OF SINKINGS
ON THE BERING SEA.

AND I CANNOT BELIEVE
ONE OF YOU GUYS DID NOT NOTICE

THAT THERE WERE THE [BLEEP]
PUMPS WEREN'T TURNING ON WATCH.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT TELLS ME?

YOU GUYS ARE NOT DOING
A [BLEEP] WHEEL WATCH.

YOU CALL YOURSELF
FULL-SHARE [BLEEP] SAILORS.

AND YOU GUYS SHOULD BE
PRETTY PROUD OF YOURSELVES,

PUTTING OUR [BLEEP] LIVES
ON THE LINE

WITH THIS [BLEEP]

YOU GUYS SUCK.

Zack: SORRY, GUYS.

THAT'S NOT ON YOU,
SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

NO, IT'S NOT.
IT'S MY FAULT.

Narrator: THE SKIPPER DISCOVERED
THE SLACK TANK IN TIME.

Bill:
GET THE WATER OUT OF THE TANK.

GO MAKE SURE THESE PIPES
ARE IN GOOD SHAPE.

[BLEEP]

Narrator:
BUT THE PLUMBING INSIDE OF IT

MAY HAVE BEEN DAMAGED.

Jerry: GONNA GO DOWN IN THE TANK
AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE PIPING.

A LOT OF TIMES, THAT WATER
WILL MOVE AROUND REAL VIOLENTLY

AND DESTROY THE PIPING.

CAUSES A LOT OF DAMAGE
IN THE TANKS.

'COURSE, BILL'S UNHAPPY WITH US
THEN, WHICH HE SHOULD BE.

IT'S REALLY AMAZING TO ME
THAT NOBODY CAUGHT IT.

NOT ONE OF THEM GUYS
CAUGHT IT DOWN THERE.

I MEAN, HOW MANY YEARS
DOES DIRTY GOT EXPERIENCE?

HOW MANY YEARS DOES NICK?

NOT ONE OF THESE GUYS
WENT IN THAT TANK

AND LOOKED AT THOSE PUMPS.

THOSE PIPES COULD JUST BE
PICK-UP STICKS DOWN THERE,

ALL BROKEN IN THE BOTTOM.

AND WE THROW 70,000 POUNDS
OF CRAB IN THERE,

A HUNDRED AND SOME THOUSAND
DOLLARS WHEN WE GET IN.

AND THEY'RE ALL DEAD?

YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE BROKEN PIPE
OR YOU GOT DEAD CRABS.

Jerry:
WHAT WE GOT HERE, ZACK?

Zack:
THE WHOLE THING IS [BLEEP]

WHAT HAPPENED WAS THE WATER
JUST DROPPED DOWN TO RIGHT HERE

AND MOVED BACK AND FORTH.

THESE BRACKETS ARE OLD.
THEY BROKE.

OKAY, I NEED TO COME UP.

YEAH?

A COUPLE OF THE BRACKETS BROKE
ON THAT PIPE, THE BIG ONE.

YEAH?

I'M THINKING I'M GONNA
JUST CUT A PIECE OF CHAIN

AND USE THE CHAIN AS A BRACKET
AND BUNCH IT UP.

ALL RIGHT.

SO THERE'S NO BREACHES

IN THE SUPPLYING WATER
TO THE TANK?

NEGATIVE.

ALL RIGHT.
WELL, GET 'EM HUNG UP.

I GUESS THE ONE PIPE WAS LOOSE.

AND IT SOUNDS LIKE
IT'S AN EASY FIX.

BUT IF WE WOULD'VE PUT A LOAD
OF CRAB IN THERE,

WE WOULD'VE GOT IN
WITH A TANK FULL OF DEAD CRAB.

EVERY DAY'S SOMETHING NEW, HUH?

GOOD MORNING.

JOB GETS BETTER EVERY DAY.

Narrator:
55 MILES NORTHWEST...

...ABOARD THE 128-FOOT
CORNELIA MARIE...

BAM-O.
[ LAUGHS ]

-WE'RE RUNNING, JOSH.
-WHAT?

WE'RE GONNA GET
SUPER BOWL.

OH, PERFECT.
-GOT TO WORK IT.

Narrator: CAPTAINS CASEY McMANUS
AND JOSH HARRIS

HAVE A SOMEWHAT INGENIOUS PLAN
TO STREAM THE BIG GAME.

I CAN GO THROUGH
OUR SATELLITE DOWN TO SEATTLE

THROUGH MY TV AT MY HOUSE
TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL.

NICE JOB.

Man: THAT SUCKS.

Narrator: AND THE GOOD NEWS
COULDN'T HAVE COME

AT A BETTER TIME.

WE KNOW
WHERE THE CRAB AREN'T.

NOTHING!

NO CRAB, NO MONEY.
NOTHING.

Josh:
MORALE'S AT AN ALL-TIME LOW.

SO FAR, IT'S NOT REALLY
DOING VERY GOOD.

I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP]

I JUST WANT TO WATCH
THAT [BLEEP] FOOTBALL GAME.

IT'S A NATIONAL
[BLEEP] DAMN HOLIDAY,

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE
A [BLEEP] SEAHAWKS FAN.

THESE GUYS
ARE GONNA BE ECSTATIC.

THEY'RE GONNA BE STOKED.
THIS IS A BIG DEAL.

NOT ONLY IS IT A BIG DEAL,

BUT IT'S [BLEEP]
REALLY SPENDY.

Narrator: HIGH-SPEED SATELLITE
INTERNET ON THE BERING SEA

IS GONNA COST JOSH
ABOUT 5 GRAND.

VERY SPENDY,
BUT WELL WORTH IT.

MORALE IS EVERYTHING ON A BOAT.

IT'S THE LITTLE AMENITIES
IN LIFE.

TECHNOLOGY, GOD BLESS IT.

Casey: HEY, GUYS.

JOSH IS COMING OUT ON DECK
TO HELP YOU GUYS SORT.

BUT WE HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE.

I JUST FIGURED OUT A WAY SO
WE CAN WATCH THE SEAHAWKS GAME.

[ LAUGHTER AND CHEERING ]

Narrator: TO ENSURE
THEY DON'T MISS THE KICKOFF...

Josh: LET'S GET THIS
[BLEEP] DONE.

GAME TIME, MOTHER [BLEEP]

Narrator: ...JOSH COMES OFF
THE BENCH TO HELP OUT ON DECK.

SEAHAWKS ARE GONNA WHOOP
SOME ASS. I KNOW THAT.

I'M GONNA WATCH MY HAWKS PLAY,
NUMBER ONE!

WE LOVE YOU!

Casey:
AH, THESE GUYS KEEP ME LAUGHING.

WE MAY NOT HAVE MUCH,
BUT WE DO HAVE FUN.

Narrator:
IN ST. PAUL HARBOR,

ON THE 113-FOOT
TIME BANDIT...

Man: SO FAR, SO GOOD.
THIS CRAB IS BIGGER.

IT'S JUST BIGGER.
BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?

I DON'T GET PAID TO THINK.

Narrator: AFTER A RESPECTABLE
103,000-POUND OFFLOAD...

PUT SOME POUNDS IN,

BUT WE'RE GONNA FINISH OUT
HOW WE STARTED WITH JOHNATHAN.

Narrator: ...THE BOAT PREPARES
TO HEAD BACK OUT TO THE GROUNDS

ONE CAPTAIN LIGHTER.

Man #2:
WELL, ANDY'S LEAVING NOW.
IT WAS GOOD HAVING HIM OUT HERE.

IT'S STILL GONNA BE INTERESTING.

Andy: ALL RIGHT, BROTHER.
I'M OUTTA HERE.

-THANKS FOR COMING OUT, MAN.
-YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

Johnathan: VERY NERVOUS.

IT'S GONNA BE HARD
TO GET 100.

YOU JUST DID IT!
YOU JUST DID IT WITH ME!

FIVE DAYS!

YOU GOT FIVE DAYS?

BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING
50 MILES.

EH...

OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GOING.
GET OUTTA HERE!

OKAY.

Narrator: WITH 100,000 POUNDS
TO CATCH

AND ONLY FIVE DAYS TO DO IT...

I'M READY TO ROLL, DUDE.

Narrator: ...CAPTAIN JOHNATHAN
HAS NO TIME TO SPARE.

CUT HER LOOSE, GUYS.
CUT HER LOOSE!

GOING FISHING!

GUESS IT'S TIME
TO GET BACK ON THE WATER,

GO CATCH SOME MORE
KRABBY PATTIES.

LOVE YOU, BROTHER!
I LOVE MY BROTHER ANDY.

[BLEEP] GREAT
HAVING HIM OUT HERE.

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY...

SEE, THAT PAYS OFF
TO HAVE A BROTHER.

IF YOU HAVE A BROTHER,

YOU CAN LEAVE THE BROTHER
TO PULL THE GEAR

WHILE YOU GO WATCH THE BALLGAME.

LUCKY BASTARD, SITTING AT HOME.

WE GOT A LOT OF PALLETS
TO PUT IN.

I'M SORT OF FREAKING OUT.

Narrator:
75 MILES TO THE WEST...

...IS THE CAPE CAUTION.

WE'RE BACK TO HAULING GEAR.
WE GOT THE PROBLEM FIXED.

Jerry:
SOME PIPES COME UNHINGED.

SO NICK AND ZACK HAD TO GO DOWN
AND REATTACH THEM.

Narrator:
AFTER A MORNING OF REPAIRS,

CAPTAIN "WILD" BILL AND HIS TEAM
ARE BACK TO HAULING.

Bill: A TANKFUL OF CRABS
IS WORTH OVER 100,000 BUCKS.

IF WE WOULD'VE JUST GONE AHEAD
AND PUT WATER IN THE TANK,

IT WOULD'VE BEEN A DISASTER.

WE WOULD'VE ENDED UP WITH
A TANK FULL OF DEAD CRAB.

THAT WOULD'VE BEEN
A REAL HEARTACHE.

I WOULD'VE PROBABLY GONE TO JAIL
ON THAT ONE, KILLING MY KID.

-YEAH!
-WHOO!

WHOO!
-YEAH!

THAT'S WHAT WE WANT!
-THE MOTHER LODE!

♪ DOO-DOO! DOO-DOO!

CHA-CHING!

WHOO-HOO!

WE'RE, UH, WE'RE CATCHING CRAB
RIGHT NOW.

THIS CRAB LOOKS REALLY GOOD.

YEAH, I LOVE MY CRAB!

350, 3-5-0.

-350?
-ROGER.

THOSE ARE TANK-FILLING NUMBERS
RIGHT THERE.

I'M HAPPY.

MY DAD'S LAUGHING.
AND HE'S NOT GONNA MURDER US.

SO HE'S MOVED ON.

EVERYBODY DOWN HERE CAN MOVE ON
FROM THIS MORNING'S MISHAPS

AND GET BACK TO DOING WHAT WE DO
BEST, AND THAT'S CATCH CRAB.

LUCKILY, WE FOUND THE PROBLEM
WITH THE PIPE

BEFORE WE PUT CRAB ON IT.

BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY DOWNPLAY
THE MISTAKE.

AND IN ZACK'S DEFENSE,

EVERYBODY -- EVERYBODY WENT
AND HAD AN ENGINE WATCH.

NOT ONE OF THESE GUYS
ACTUALLY SAID,

"HEY, UH, IS THERE A REASON

NEITHER ONE OF THE CRAB PUMPS
ARE TURNING? OR...

THIS SMOKE, IS THERE A REASON

THERE'S NO WATER COMING OUT
OF THE FORWARD HATCH?"

WHERE'S THE WATER LEVEL
IN THE TANK?

HOW COME I'M NOT SEEING
ANY WATER...

I ALWAYS SEE WATER ON DECK.

THERE'S ALWAYS WATER
COMING OUT AROUND THE HATCH.

Narrator: JUST TWO POTS IN,

THE CAPE CAUTION
HAS ANOTHER PROBLEM.

Zack: UH, IT'S COMING OUT
THE HATCH.

Bill:
IS IT NOT BOLTED DOWN?

OKAY, WHEN THE HATCH
IS INSTALLED CORRECTLY

AND THE PUMP
IS PUMPING CORRECTLY,

THERE'S WATER COMING OUT
ON THE DECK.

WHY IS THERE NOT WATER
COMING OUT ON THE DECK?

FIGURE IT OUT
AND FIX IT.

ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LIFT IT UP.

I DON'T THINK
THAT MYSELF AND MY CREW

STARTED THIS TRIP OFF VERY GOOD
IN THE CAPTAIN'S EYES.

BUT I MYSELF PERSONALLY
TIGHTENED THIS HATCH DOWN.

SO...

WHOOPS.

OKAY, I SEE A BUNCH
OF SMIRKS ON DECK.

HERE'S THE DEAL.

JUST LIKE IF WE HAVE BROKEN
[BLEEP] PIPES IN THE TANK,

WE HAVE $100,000 WORTH
OF DEAD CRAB

'CAUSE SOMEBODY DIDN'T DO
THEIR JOB.

SO I DON'T WANT TO SEE
ANY SHINY TEETH ABOUT THE FACT

THAT I HAD YOU GUYS
INSTALL THE LID CORRECTLY.

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

CRYSTALS.

DOING A REAL GOOD JOB OF PISSING
BILL OFF THIS MORNING.

THAT'S ALL.

THEY INSTALLED THE HATCH IN TOWN

AND DIDN'T INSTALL IT
CORRECTLY.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

ALL RIGHT.
MOVE IT ALL THE WAY OFF?

YEAH.
YOU NEED TO CHECK THE GASKET.

Bill: THERE'S A BUNCH OF [BLEEP]
SHELLS AND [BLEEP]

IT LOOKS LIKE
ON THE [BLEEP] SEAL.

IT WASN'T LINING UP RIGHT
'CAUSE IT WASN'T --

IT WASN'T SEATED
ON THE GASKET.

AND THAT WOULD TELL YOU
WHY THERE WAS A GAP

AND THE WATER
WASN'T COMING OUT THE TOP.

I DON'T KNOW.
CALL ME CRAZY.

BUT WHY DO A JOB IF YOU'RE
GONNA DO IT HALF-ASSED, MAN?

[ BEEPS ]

OH, THIS IS INTERESTING.

OH [BLEEP] GOD.

THE CO-OP,
IN THEIR INFINITE WISDOM,

GAVE US AN INCORRECT NUMBER
ON QUOTA

AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON.

"WE TOLD YOU 600,000.
YOU GOT 470,000.

PLEASE E-MAIL ME BACK
THAT YOU GOT THIS MESSAGE.

I'M SENDING YOU A NEW FISH PLAN
WITH THE CORRECT NUMBERS."

THEY SENT US A FISH PLAN
WITH THE OTHER NUMBERS ON IT.

AND THAT'S HOW
WE [BLEEP] BASED OUR SEASON.

Narrator: A CLERICAL ERROR
WILL COST THE CAPE CAUTION

200,000 POUNDS OF CRAB
AND $330,000 IN LOST REVENUE.

I MEAN, HOW -- "OH, I'M SORRY.
I MADE A MISTAKE.

HERE'S YOUR [BLEEP] LIVELIHOOD.
HERE'S YOUR WHOLE SEASON PLAN.

HERE'S ALL YOUR..."

I GUESS YOU MADE A MISTAKE.

I MADE A MISTAKE.

Nick:
ROGER, WE'RE GOOD TO GO.

ARE WE SQUARED AWAY?

YEAH.

THANK YOU, BOYS.

LIFE ON A CRAB BOAT,
NEVER A DULL MOMENT.

Narrator: THE LOSS OF QUOTA

WILL SLICE $10,000 OUT
OF THE CREW'S PAYCHECKS.

HEY, GOOD THROW, DIRTY.

IT WAS ALL RIGHT.

YOU STILL GOT IT.
YOU STILL GOT IT.

[BLEEP] I'M NAUSEOUS.
I'M ABOUT READY TO THROW UP.

CRAB FISHING!
YEAH!

WHOO!
THAT'S WHAT WE WANT!

THIS DAY CAN AFFECT YOUR LIFE.

AND ALL IT IS,
IS A [BLEEP] OOPS.

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TELL THESE
[BLEEP] GUYS THIS, YOU KNOW?

WHEN DO I GET AN OOPS?

Narrator: 360 MILES NORTHWEST
OF DUTCH HARBOR...

Man: OH, BABY!

BINGO!

Narrator:
...IS THE FISHING VESSEL WIZARD.

HELL YEAH!
BIG MONEY!

KA-CHING!

THAT IS WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR
RIGHT THERE, BABY.

Narrator: CAPTAIN KEITH COLBURN
AND CREW WORK A MAJOR HOT SPOT.

THAT SUCKER'S GOT ALL OF 350
OR 400 IN IT.

THAT'S THE KIND OF FISHING
WE WANT TO SEE.

WELL, IT'S SUPER BOWL SUNDAY,
AND HERE WE ARE,

STILL OUT
ON THE FISHING GROUNDS,

THANKS TO PEOPLE
THAT CAN'T MAKE GOOD DECISIONS

ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO.

Narrator: WITH GREENHORN
RIGEL GREENWAY OUT ON MEDICAL...

Keith: I TOLD THE GUYS
IF WE CAN FILL THIS BOAT,

WE CAN BE BACK TO DUTCH HARBOR
IN TIME FOR THE SUPER BOWL.

BUT IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.

Narrator: ...THE WIZARD TEAM
LOST THEIR CHANCE

TO FINISH EARLY
AND SEE THE BIG GAME.

STILL KIND OF A BIT OF A MYSTERY

ON WHY -- WHY WE HAD THAT KID
OUT THERE TO BEGIN WITH.

Narrator: JUST DAYS AGO,
RIGEL DISLOCATED HIS KNEE...

Rigel: I WAS 14, I HAD
TO GET A KNEE REPLACEMENT.

WHY DID YOU NOT ALERT ME TO THIS
BEFORE YOU TOOK THIS JOB?

...THE RESULT
OF A PREVIOUS INJURY

THAT HE FAILED TO DISCLOSE
TO THE CAPTAIN.

QUITE FRANKLY, I FEEL LIKE
YOU'VE BEEN DISHONEST TO ME

AND THE REST OF THIS CREW.

RIGEL, SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA
KEEP ME POSTED, RIGHT?

I REALLY DO CARE ABOUT EVERY ONE
OF MY CREWMEN ON THIS BOAT.

BUT YOU KNOWINGLY
CAME OUT HERE.

I WAS SURE I COULD DO IT.

I LIKE TO DO IT,
SO THAT'S WHY...

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I LIKE DOING THIS, TOO.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'VE GOT A RESPONSIBILITY TO
FEED A BUNCH OF FAMILIES HERE.

THIS ISN'T A [BLEEP]
GAME SHOW.

DON'T [BLEEP] BULL
[BLEEP] ME AGAIN.

I'M NOT.

I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR HEALTH
AND WELL-BEING.

IF IT HURTS,
YOU LET ME KNOW.

IF IT GETS WORSE,
YOU LET ME KNOW.

IT GETS BETTER,
YOU LET ME KNOW.

I NEED 100% HONESTY OUT OF YOU
FROM THIS MOMENT ON.

OKAY?

USE YOUR HEAD SO THAT
IT DOESN'T GET WORSE.

COMING UP.

YOU KNOW, WITH THE GUYS
DOWN THERE BATTLING AWAY,

WORKING WITH A FOUR-MAN DECK,
YOU KNOW,

THEY'RE ALREADY WORKING
MORE THAN THEY SHOULD BE.

THEY'RE TIRED.
THEY'RE BEAT UP.

IT'S RIGEL'S FAULT.

I'LL BET IT'S BEEN A DECADE

SINCE THIS BOAT'S BEEN IN TOWN
ON SUPER BOWL SUNDAY.

BUT IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.

THAT COLD BEER IN FRONT
OF THE TELEVISION SET,

WATCHING THE HAWKS GAME
IS GONNA BE

FOR THE OTHER 300 MILLION
AMERICANS AND NOT FOR US.

CREW'S MORALE'S
GOING DOWNHILL FAST.

AND EVERYBODY'S BUMMED
THEY'RE NOT WATCHING THE GAME.

Man: GOT A LOT OF BUDDIES
ARE GOING TO THE GAME.

I WISH I WAS THERE TO WATCH IT.

NOT FAR,
YOU GOT A CRAB POD COMING.

Man: THAT AIN'T OURS.

I CAN'T SEE A DAMN THING.

I GOT THE SUN RIGHT IN MY EYES.

THAT'S NOT OURS, KEITH.

GO AHEAD AND HAUL IT
ANYWAYS, OKAY?

HEY, KICK THAT DIVER BAG
SO I CAN SEE THE DIVER NUMBER.

IT'S A LOST POT, BUT
IT'S A CORNELIA MARIE LOST POT.

THE CORNELIA MARIE LOOKS LIKE
HE'S RIGHT -- RIGHT HERE,

JUST OFF THE EAST-NORTHEAST END
OF OUR GEAR RIGHT NOW.

I DON'T THINK THEY
WOULD'VE FOUND THAT THING

BECAUSE THEY HAD A BIG SNARL
IN THE LINE

AND THE SNARL WAS JUST ENOUGH

TO WHERE THEY DIDN'T HAVE
ENOUGH LINE ON THE POT.

YEAH, THAT POT
WAS BARELY BOBBING.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET'S UNTANGLE IT, AND
WE'RE GONNA SEND IT BACK OVER.

IT'S ONE OF, UH, JOSH
AND CASEY'S POTS.

Narrator:
THE CREW UNTANGLES THE SNARL...

OH, YOU WANT
TO ZIP-TIE IT SHUT?

...AND LEAVES AN AFFECTIONATE
CALLING CARD.

YEAH, WE'RE GONNA HIDE A COUPLE
ZIP TIES ON THEIR DOORS.

HIDE A LOT OF ZIP TIES ON IT.

ROGER THAT.

THERE YOU GO.
GOOD JOB.

WE'LL BE KEEPING AN EYE
ON -- ON JOSH HARRIS.

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S OPEN.

EVEN IF IT'S OFF THE MARK,
HE'LL FIND IT.

A LITTLE PRESENT FOR THE BOYS
ON THE C.M.

Narrator:
AFTER A SHORT SOAK...

[ MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

Man: YEAH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A SUPER BOWL PARTY

FOR THE SEAHAWKS TODAY.

SO WE GOT 8 POUNDS
OF PORK SHOULDER.

I'M GONNA SMOKE EVERYTHING AND
THEN FINISH IT OFF IN THE OVEN.

MORE THAN ANYTHING, MAKE US FEEL
LIKE WE'RE SOMEWHAT AT HOME.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO ATTEND IT
ALL DAY 'CAUSE I'M ON THE BOAT.

[BLEEP]

GET UP.
POP IT OPEN.

Casey: COME ON, DUDE.

TURN AROUND AND PUT YOUR BACK
ON THAT THING. HARD ON IT.

PULL UP, STRAIGHT UP.

THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

DAMN IT!

WHERE'S THE CROWBAR?
GET THE CROWBAR OUT.

NOW THEY GOT THE PRY BAR.

HOLD, SOMEBODY ZIP-TIED
OUR [BLEEP]

MOTHER [BLEEP]

THEY ZIP-TIED OUR [BLEEP]
DOOR [BLEEP]

WHAT HAPPENED?

THEY ZIP-TIED
OUR DOOR SHUT!

[ LAUGHS ]

ALREADY PLAYING GAMES.

ONLY PERSON I'VE SEEN IS KEITH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Josh: I'M PRETTY SURE KEITH JUST
ZIP-TIED OUR POT DOOR SHUT.

Casey: WIZARD, WIZARD, CORNELIA
MARIE, COME IN, KEITH.

Keith: HELLO, THIS IS C.M.

[ LAUGHS ]

THE EASIEST AND OLDEST TRICK
IN THE BOOK.

WELL, I GOT A BUNCH
OF BIG DECKHANDS.

THEY'RE SITTING THERE
WITH PRY BARS.

I WAS AFRAID THEY'D END UP
RIPPING THE DOOR OFF THE POT

BEFORE THEY ACTUALLY CUT
ANYTHING.

WELL...

HEY, THE REASON THAT POT
GOT HAULED WAS NOT FOR A PRANK.

I SAW A BARELY BOBBING
RED ONE-LUNGER.

THERE WAS, LIKE, ALMOST
A FULL SHOT SNARL IN IT.

UM, THAT BAG WAS,
I MEAN, LITERALLY,

IF THERE WAS ANY WEATHER
OR ANY CURRENT,

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE GOT
THAT THING BACK.

IT WOULD'VE BEEN UNDER.

OH, SWEET.

THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT.
I APPRECIATE IT.

DUDE, CHECK THIS OUT.
I JUST FIGURED OUT A WAY

SO WE CAN WATCH THE BIG GAME
ON THE BOAT.

SO YOU GUYS GONNA BE WATCHING
THE SUPER BOWL, OR WHAT?

WELL, THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GONNA
BE WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL

IS IF WE'RE WATCHING IT
IN YOUR GALLEY

BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE
THE TECHNOLOGY OVER HERE

TO WATCH A FOOTBALL GAME,
AT LEAST NOT LIVE.

TELL HIM TO COME ON OVER.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, WE APPRECIATE
YOU HELPING US OUT.

SO AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,

YOU JUST BOUGHT YOUR BOYS
TICKETS TO THE SUPER BOWL.

SWEET!

RIGHT ON!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW STOKED
THESE GUYS ARE GONNA BE.

YEAH.
ROGER, ROGER.

I GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.

WE'RE GONNA, UH, SET TWO STRINGS
ON WHAT WE GOT ON DECK.

ONCE WE GET THIS GEAR
IN THE WATER,

WE'RE HEADING OVER
TO THE CORNELIA MARIE.

AND IF WE CAN DO IT,

WE'RE GONNA SKIFF OVER
AND WATCH THE GAME.

-[BLEEP]
-SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!

-NO WAY!
-YEAH.

-OH, BABY.
-OH, MY GOD.

Keith: A LOT OF THINGS GOT
TO WORK OUT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.

I'M HOPING WE GOT GAS
FOR THAT SKIFF, LENNY.

SOPER, DO WE?

-SOPER?
-LET'S PACK IT IN, BABY.

GONNA WATCH SOME FOOTBALL
TODAY, BABY.

WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

-YEE-HA!
-WHOO!

Johnathan: SUPER BOWL SUNDAY,
HAWKS AND PATRIOTS TODAY.

WHOO-HOO!

Narrator:
ONLY HOURS BEFORE KICKOFF...

GO, SEAHAWKS!

...THE HOME TEAM PREPARES
TO DEFEND THEIR TITLE

AGAINST
THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS.

I'M FROM SEATTLE, SO MY MONEY
WILL ALWAYS BE ON SEATTLE.

BE NICE TO HAVE ONE
BACK-TO-BACK.

SUPER BOWL XXX HOWEVER MANY.
I DON'T KNOW.

Narrator:
OVER ON THE NORTHWESTERN...

Sig: CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO GET A RADIO STATION.

Narrator: ...CAPTAIN SIG HANSEN
EXPERIENCES A MEDIA BLACKOUT.

Sig:
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

WE JUST CANNOT GET
A STATION DOWNLOADED,

OR THE INTERNET'S TOO SLOW.

WE HAVE A MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR
OPERATION, THREE OWNERS,

A GRILL, AND WE CAN'T EVEN
LISTEN TO THE GAME.

WE BLEW IT.
SAD DAY.

Narrator:
WHILE ON THE CORNELIA MARIE...

Josh: ALL LIVING THE DREAM.

WE'RE JUST GETTING SET UP
OVER HERE.

EVEN GOT MY BLUE WATCH ON TODAY
IN MEMORY OF THE SEAHAWKS.

Narrator: ...THE CREW HAS THE
BEST SEATS IN THE BERING SEA.

Josh: MY DAD WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY
BAFFLED TO KNOW

THAT WE'RE WATCHING THE GAME
OUT HERE.

YEAH.
I MEAN, MIND BLOWN.

Narrator: ABOUT TWO FOOTBALL
FIELDS AWAY IS THE WIZARD.

Man: CHIPS AND SALSA
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

HEY, YOU GOT IT, MAN.

WE'LL BRING TORTILLA CHIPS AND,
UH, SOME SALSA AND SOME STEAKS.

Narrator: CAPTAIN AND CREW

PREPARE TO CLAIM
THEIR GOLDEN TICKETS.

I THINK THIS GOES DOWN
AS A FIRST IN MY RECORD BOOK

FOR PLANNING A SUPER BOWL
PARTY AT SEA.

UH, BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE,
THIS IS A BERING SEA FIRST, YES.

Narrator: TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF A SHORT WEATHER WINDOW...

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

...THE CREW HOPES TO UTILIZE A
12-FOOT SKIFF DUBBED LITTLE WIZ

TO MAKE THE HIGH-SEAS CROSSING.

[ MONTE
SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

I DON'T KNOW, MONTE.

YOU TAKE THIS SKIFF OUT
IN THE OCEAN, NICE KNOWING YOU.

YOU'LL BE FINE.

EVERYBODY WANTS
TO WATCH THE GAME.

BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HELP ME
START THIS THING.

Narrator: STAYING BEHIND
TO MAN THE WIZARD,

RELIEF SKIPPER MONTE COLBURN.

MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT FOR IT
TO GET DARK.

HE'S A 'NINERS FAN.

I DEFINITELY THINK WE KICKED
ENOUGH ASS THIS TRIP

TO EARN TO GO WATCH
THIS HAWKS GAME.

SUPER BOWL, BABY.

ALL ABOARD!

WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?

HURRY UP AND GET THIS
[BLEEP] OVER WITH.

REAL QUICK, WE'RE GONNA GO,
UH, TWO GROUPS OF FOUR.

WE'RE GONNA PUT
SURVIVAL SUITS ON, OKAY?

CRAZY'S ONE THING.

STUPID AND CRAZY'S
ANOTHER THING.

Narrator: NEOPRENE SURVIVAL
SUITS ARE A GOOD IDEA

IN THE 6-FOOT CHOP,
35-DEGREE WATER.

TOUCHDOWN!

THIS IS [BLEEP] STUPID.

Keith: SOPER, GO AHEAD
AND GET IT OUTBOARD

AND JUST HOLD IT AGAINST THE
RAIL UNTIL MONTE'S IN POSITION.

ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD.
DROP HER IN.

LET'S GO ENJOY THE GAME.

COME ON,
HOLD IT IN TIGHT, GUYS.

HANG ON.
LENNY, DON'T TRY AND JUMP.

JUST WAIT UNTIL IT'S...

YOU NEED TO TURN THIS WAY,
MOUSE. THIS WAY.

YOU NEED TO TURN THE BOAT
THAT WAY.

YOU NEED TO KEEP IT 15 DEGREES
ON THE PORT CORNER.

HERE, I'M GOING FIRST
ON THE LET DOWN.

DROP HER DOWN, SOPER.
DROP HER DOWN.

SLACK OFF A LITTLE.

PULL US IN.
PULL US IN.

YOU KNOW, WE GET AWAY FROM
THE BOAT, IT'S GONNA BE FINE.

COME ON.
WHO'S NEXT? GET IN.

OKAY, LOOKS LIKE
THEY'RE HEADING YOUR WAY.

THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS.

WOO-HOO-HOO!
WOO-HOO-HOO!

BERING SEA IN A LITTLE
[BLEEP] SKIFF.

SOME CRAZY [BLEEP]
RIGHT HERE, BABY.

Man: WHAT DO YOU THINK,
CAPTAIN?

I THINK THIS IS [BLEEP]
ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUSLY STUPID.

[ LAUGHS ] HOW MANY GUYS THEY
GOT IN THAT THING, FIVE?

Casey: YOU STILL GOT IT, KEITH.
YOU STILL GOT IT.

LITTLE WIZ.

-HOW YOU DOING?
-GOOD.

OH, IT'S DEFINITELY WORTH IT,
DEFINITELY WORTH IT.

THE RIDE WAS A BIT SKETCHY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

RIDING A LITTLE LOW, EH?

I THINK THAT MIGHT BE A BIT
OF AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

Narrator: WITH THE FIRST GUESTS
SAFELY ON BOARD,

LENNY RETURNS
FOR THE REMAINING CREW.

HERE THEY COME.

LENNY LOSE THE ENGINE?

I THINK LENNY LOST POWER.

WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMB [BLEEP]

NOW, THE SKIFF QUITS.
SO NOW WHAT?

ARE THEY ALL STUCK
ON THE [BLEEP] C.M. NOW?

STROKE!
STROKE!

Casey: DO WE WANT TO LIFT THAT,
UH, TILLER UP?

Man:
THIS IS ALL FOR FOOTBALL.

THE THINGS WE DO
FOR OUR HAWKS.

RIGHT ON DECK.

Casey:
YEAH, THAT JUST HAPPENED.

OH, THE THINGS WE DO
FOR SUPER BOWL.

LET'S GO SEE WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
IN THE GAME.

TV Announcer: IT'S THE DEFENDING
CHAMPION SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

FACING THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
FOR THE VINCE LOMBARDI TROPHY.

WELCOME, EVERYONE,
TO GLENDALE, ARIZONA,

FOR FOOTBALL'S BIGGEST GAME.

IT'S SUPER BOWL XLIX.

Narrator: THE GLADIATORS
OF THE BERING SEA

ENTER THE FOURTH QUARTER,

WITH TEAM NORTHWESTERN
GOING FOR THE RING.

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY --
IT'S SUPER BOWL SEAHAWKS SUNDAY.

IT'S A BUMMER
WE COULDN'T HEAR IT LIVE.

BUT WE'RE TRYING TO AMP IT UP
A LITTLE BIT HERE.

SEAHAWKS BLUE.

I'M TAGGING IT.

THIS IS A SUPER BOWL DAY,
NORTHWESTERN STYLE.

I THINK NICK'S ALREADY GOT
HIS ENERGY GOING.

Nick:
SORRY 'BOUT YOUR BOAT.

OH, MY GOD, 12.

OH, MY GOD, BEAST MODE.
I LIKE IT.

GONNA MAKE THAT PERMANENT
IF THEY WIN.

Narrator: 370 MILES NORTHEAST
OF DUTCH HARBOR...

[ TV ANNOUNCER
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

TOUCHDOWN RECEPTION!

Narrator: ...THE FLEET IS FIRED
UP AS THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

TIE THE GAME SECONDS BEFORE
GOING INTO HALFTIME.

TOUCHDOWN, SEAHAWKS!

[ ALL CHEERING ]

TV Announcer: WHAT A CATCH!

OH, MY GOD.
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD GAME.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MISSING IT.

[ MEN CHEERING ]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

ALL'S I CAN SAY
RIGHT NOW IS

THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST
[BLEEP] 5 GRAND

I'VE SPENT
IN A LONG TIME.

Narrator:
A SOUND INVESTMENT, JOSH.

55 MILES SOUTHEAST,
ON THE CAPE CAUTION...

Bill: YEAH, WE GOT BAD NEWS
FOR THE HOME TEAM HERE.

Narrator:
...IT'S NOT ALL FUN AND GAMES.

I GET AN E-MAIL TODAY THAT CAME
FROM THE CO-OP MANAGER.

IT SEEMS THAT PRIOR
TO THE SEASON,

SHE ADDED UP THE NUMBERS
INCORRECTLY

ON THE AMOUNT OF OPILIO QUOTA
WE HAVE TO CATCH.

WHAT WE NEED TO DELIVER
IS EXACTLY 135,900.

WE LOST A TRIP AND A HALF...

WHAT?

...BECAUSE OF HER
PAPERWORK MALFUNC--

[BLEEP]

I'VE BEEN UP THERE,
HAD EYE TWITCHES,

NEARLY THROWING UP.

I DON'T KNOW.

THIS SUCKS.

BUT WE'RE GONNA MAKE
THE BEST OF IT.

Sig: THEY GOT THE BALL,
40-YARD LINE...

4-YARD LINE?

Narrator: WITH ONLY MINUTES LEFT
IN THE GAME,

THE SEAHAWKS ARE DOWN
FOUR POINTS

BUT DRIVING TOWARDS
THE END ZONE.

-LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.
-YEAH, SO ARE WE!

TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.

JUST SAY IT AGAIN.

WE'RE ON THE 4-YARD LINE...

HOLY CRAP!

4-YARD LINE...

MAN: 41 seconds to go...

41 SECONDS TO GO,
SECOND AND GOAL.

BEAST MODE!

At the 1-yard line,
1 yard...

1-YARD LINE!
GET UP HERE!

They're gonna throw it.

OH, MY GOD.

-FORTY, SHH, SHH.
-NO WAY.

YEAH.

-Intercepted.
-NO!

OH, NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO.
-WHAT?

-JUST GOT INTERCEPTED.
-WHY DID THEY THROW IT?

WHY'D THEY THROW IT?

OH, MY GOD!

Lost the game for us.

[BLEEP] AHH. IDIOT!

Game's over.

Yeah, game's over.

Seahawks lose.

OH, MY GOD.

THEY HAD IT, MAN.

-NO!
-NO!

Man: WHY DID THEY PASS
THE [BLEEP] BALL?

TV Announcer: THE PATRIOTS
HAVE JUST RIPPED THE ARM...

Man: NO.

WE HAVE THE BEST POWER BACK
IN THE NFL.

AND THERE'S BRADY.

WHAT THE HELL
WAS HE THINKING?

[BLEEP]

UNBELIEVABLE.

I'M IN A STATE OF SHOCK
RIGHT NOW.

Casey: YEAH, SO'S EVERYBODY.

Narrator:
THE PARTY'S OVER.

ALL OF THIS AREA'S
BEEN HAMMERED.

ONCE YOU GET TO THE 0-8,
IT'S ALL WHITE OUT.

AND ON THE BERING SEA,
IT'S BACK TO BUSINESS.

I WOULD CONSIDER LOOKING MORE
TO THE NORTHWEST, GUYS.

BUT IF YOU GO TOO FAR
TO THE WEST, IT'S ALL ZEROES.

I THINK IT'S A GOOD PLAN.

WHY NOT?

IT'S GOT TO BE BETTER
THAN [BLEEP]

THROWING IT
INTO THE END ZONE

WHEN YOU'RE [BLEEP]
THREE POINTS BEHIND

IN THE SUPER BOWL.
-OH, COME ON.

HEY, THANKS FOR THE INPUT,
KEITH.

YEAH, THANK YOU.

THANKS FOR THE FOOTBALL GAME.

WE'LL CALL IT EVEN.

CALL IT EVEN.
[ LAUGHING ]

GIMME ANOTHER ONE.

I JUST CAN'T [BLEEP]
BELIEVE THIS.

I'M GONNA GO AND SIT
AND SULK FOR A LITTLE BIT.

Narrator:
53 MILES SOUTHEAST...

Johnathan: SON OF A BITCH!

Narrator:
...ON THE TIME BANDIT...

Johnathan: I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE
TO TELL YOU THIS...

28 TO 24.
[BLEEP]

Narrator:
THE ECHO OF THE SEAHAWKS' LOSS

REACHES JOHNATHAN HILLSTRAND
AND HIS CREW.

NEXT TIME.

THAT SUCKS.
THAT SUCKS.

I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL THE GUYS.

BUT THEY GOT TO HEAR
ABOUT IT SOONER OR LATER.

OKAY, GUYS.
ALL MIGHT NOT BE LOST TODAY.

HUT, HUT, HIKE!

Narrator: WITH ONLY 5 DAYS
TO CATCH 100,000 POUNDS,

THE TIME BANDIT NEEDS
THEIR TOWN SOAK TO PAY OFF.

Johnathan: WE'RE AT OUR FIRST
LITTLE HOT SPOT.

WE LEFT 36 POTS HERE.
I CAN'T AFFORD TO BOMB OUT.

AWAY WE GO.

HOPEFULLY, WE'RE STILL
ON SOME CRAB.

SEE WHAT WE GOT.

PLEASE.

-YEAH, BABY!
-YEAH!

HO! HO!
HO-HO! HO-HO!

HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
PRETTY COLORS!

NO WAY!

595.

FIRST ONE'S LOOKING GOOD.

[ LAUGHING ]

THAT'S -- THAT'S CHUCKER.

THERE'S -- THERE'S CHUCKER...

THAT'S CHUCKER CHUCKERS,
CHUCKER CHUCKER CHUCKERS!

-YEAH!
-CHUCKERED!

WHATEVER CHUCKERED MEANS,
IT'S CHUCKERED.

WE NEED A BIGGER TABLE!

LOOK AT THIS.
CAN'T EVEN FIT ON THE TABLE.

THEY'RE TOTALLY GONNA NEED
A BIGGER TABLE.

GONNA HAVE SOME FUN HERE.

DUMP IT BACK.
DUMP IT BACK.

WE'RE ON 'EM RIGHT NOW.

TIME BANDIT'S ON THE CRAB.

YEAH!

OH!

OH, MY GOD!

WE GOT A SUPER BOWL
GOING ON RIGHT HERE,

CINDERELLA STORY
OUT OF NOWHERE.

WE WON OUR SUPER BOWL TODAY.

TIME BANDIT, ONE,
CRAB, ZERO.

Keith:
PUT EIGHT GUYS IN A SKIFF

IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE [BLEEP] BERING SEA

TO GO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL.

THAT IS PRETTY NUTS.

Man: THAT WAS [BLEEP]
TOTALLY NUTS.

YEAH, BABY!
GO, PATRIOTS!

JUST SHUT YOUR DOOR, TURN OFF
THE LIGHT AND GO TO BED.

THERE'S PEOPLE
SLEEPING 'ROUND HERE.

WE DON'T NEED
YOUR EXCITEMENT.

[BLEEP]
CAPTAIN'S ORDERS.

-GO, NEW ENGLAND, MAN.
-NO MORE.

Sig: YOU COULD BE THE GRUMPIEST
GUY IN THE WORLD

AND HATE THE WORLD
AND EVERYBODY IN IT.

AND THEN,
YOU GO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,

IT'S JUST LIKE, OH,
BUTTERFLIES AND RAINBOWS,

FRIGGING UNICORNS
FLYING OUT OF YOUR ASS.

THE WORLD IS JUST
A BEAUTIFUL PLACE.

WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT YEAR.