Dead End: Paranormal Park (2022–…): Season 2, Episode 5 - Episode #2.5 - full transcript
-Whoa!
Ah!
-Ah! No!
-Huh?
Ah!
Ouch!
-Hey!
Hello?
Barney?
Friends?
You again.
-Help! Help me!
Barney? Norma? I'm coming! I'm coming!
Phew.
How long have you
been watching me sleep?
I watch you every night.
You don't need to do that.
I don't want to worry Barney,
but I keep having these,
well, they don't feel like dreams,
more like--
Premonitions?
Yeah, maybe.
I've had this one dream all my life,
but I'm seeing it more and more.
Such as?
Well, the park is in ruins
and there's this
big flaming circle in the sky,
and I can hear my friends
calling for help and--
You're probably right, but--
Ugh. I hate butts,
unless I'm sniffing them.
Obviously. I'm a dog.
But what?
Hmm. But premonitions
don't speak literally.
They're a warning from your future self
and quite common for those
who practice angel magic.
I-I-I'm sure it's fine,
but I'd keep an eye on Barney and Norma.
It is a dog's duty
to protect their owners.
I don't know
if they really own me anymore.
And an angel's mission
is to protect humanity at all costs.
We're a lot alike, really.
Kinda.
Barney, go long!
Night Hag 2. Here we go.
Ah!
Oh!
Hey! I found that
in the trash can fair and square!
I'm sorry, Courtney!
It's for your own good!
No you don't!
What a lovely day.
We've 20 minutes left on our lunch break.
Wanna do something?
-Ooh. Let's go on that.
-Have we got time?
Yup. It takes 14 minutes exactly.
Norma,
you're such a helpful dork.
Great. I've heard the view at the top
is pretty amazing.
Pugsley. Courtney. You coming?
-Yuck!
Coming, Barney!
Oh, no!
Why do I always get stuck
at the kids' table?
This isn't great for me,
either, Courtney.
I'm the oldest one here.
Can't believe I'm going
on a romantic ride with a dog.
Romantic?
Yeah. Ferris wheels
are a top-three romantic ride,
behind bumper cars
and those spinny ones
that make everybody puke.
-Pretty awkward for Norma and Badyah.
-What do you mean?
You know how Norma has
big crush feelings for Badyah,
and Badyah only thinks of her as a friend.
Anyone with an insight
on basic human behavior can see it.
Then how can you see it?
Is this it?
Wow, what a thrill.
Truly the ride of a lifetime.
You're right. Nice and boring.
You don't have to sound so happy about it.
Ah, this should kill some time.
Hey, look. I can see my house from here.
Mm-hmm.
-You missed it.
-Sorry, sorry.
Isn't this romantic?
Just the two of us on a ride all alone.
-Mm-hmm.
Ugh.
Oh, my gosh. They're so adorable.
Okay, episode idea.
Did aliens build the pyramids
or are conspiracy theorists just racist?
I wish I had something like that.
-You do?
-Doesn't everyone?
Well, there's kind of something
I've been meaning to ask you.
So, doing anything this weekend?
Norma's thinking of summoning
a shadow demon
using this weird box she found,
so we can hang out for that.
-Or, you know, see a movie.
-Oh, uh, I think I've seen it.
The demon or the movie?
Uh, yes?
Logs, can you put your phone away?
You're missing some
quality Barney time here.
Sorry. I love you.
I love you, too,
but what's going on?
-Who are you messaging?
-Nobody. Just stuff going on and, uh--
Ugh! You always look to your left
when you lie. It's your tell.
-Like how Badyah sings when she's nervous.
-I'm not lying. It's nothing.
And you always look to your right
when you're hiding something.
Okay, well, where can I look?
Badyah, I like you.
Aw. I like you too.
Okay, but I…
But what? What's happening here?
Well, I, uh--
Oh, look! Dead End!
-Look, Barney, I--
Sorry.
Josh? You're texting Josh?
Look, Logs,
if you want to see other people,
we can talk about it, but not Josh.
I don't want to see other people,
but I think you do.
What?
What about that
big red hot demon wrestler dudebro?
He isn't hot.
He was literally breathing fire, Barney.
-Barney!
-Hi.
-Hi.
Badyah. I-- Badyah!
I just wanted to ask if…
Every time.
Oh, no!
We never get time together,
now you're texting Josh?
They're right,
you're reading into it too deeply.
Badyah! Can you stop
singing for one minute?
It's starting!
Wait, it's not started yet?
That explains a lot.
No, my premonition.
I saw this circle in my dream
and it's a sign of death and destruction.
I have to stop it. Fingers told me that--
Fingers, Fingers, Fingers.
Why does anybody listen to that creep?
-I mean, have you seen the guy?
-Courtney, stop! I'm trying to think!
-I mean, what's with that stupid bowtie?
-Stop!
Huh?
What's happening?
Hmm. What if I…
Whoa! I'm doing this?
Oh, my gosh. I'm a time traveler.
Okay, let's try this again.
Truly the ride of a lifetime.
I did it. I did it!
We're back
before it all started going wrong.
-What?
-Now, what was the cause?
Logs is texting Josh. Okay.
-Um, going somewhere, Pugsley?
-Save my seat.
-Look, Barney, I--
Sorry.
Wait!
-What I need to say is--
-Was that Pugsley?
Never mind.
-Pugsley? What are you doing here?
Uh. Selfie!
We were in the middle of something.
I'm in the middle of something too.
Let's just enjoy the ride.
Hey, shoo! This is my popcorn.
-Hey! My face!
Truly the ride of a lifetime.
So if Josh is texting Logs,
then Barney and Josh fight
and throw the phone,
and if the phone hits the bird,
it crashes into Norma and Badyah's seat,
but also falls on Josh's lever
and breaks the ride,
then to stop the chain reaction
I have to stop the first step,
which is--
Hey! My phone! My whole life is in there.
Hey, back off, birdie.
Badyah, I like you.
Did Josh just say
his life is in his phone?
-That's kind of sad, but relatable.
-Get back here!
-Badyah, can you listen?
-The bird just stole his phone!
Badyah!
Am I getting altitude sickness up here
or is Josh kinda cute?
-Get back here!
-Hmm.
Sorry, Barney. Let's just enjoy the ride.
And done.
Hey! Get back here!
Stupid bird, give back my phone!
Ah, come on!
This is the last thing I need!
Hey! Oh, no, you don't!
-What's going on?
-The ride is speeding up!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dang it, I was so close!
There!
But if Norma tells Badyah
her true feelings,
then Badyah will start singing,
so it means--
Badyah, I like you.
Wow, I like you too.
Let's never discuss this again, though.
-Pugsley?
-Oh. How could you tell?
Oh. Who-who is that? H-Hello?
Phone hits bird, bird hits seat,
seat hit bird--
-Get away, get away!
Blah, blah, blah!
Sorry.
Josh hits bird, bird eats Logs,
Logs' phone's--
-How did this happen?
-I don't know.
Why can I only go back so far?
I'm not powerful enough.
No! No! Stop!
Ah! Oof!
Ow. Oh, no. My dream.
Hello. Hi. E-excuse me.
Hello… caped figure.
Um…
What are you doing here?
Where is here?
The end of the world.
Oh, uh, okay. Uh. Sorry. Wrong number.
Let me just get back to my friends.
I know you.
I've been watching.
You and your friends
are quite the demon slayers.
Thank you?
I'll keep an eye on you.
I see big things
in your future, little one.
-I'm back!
-Did that dog just say something?
Oh. Too far.
I'm done. Enough. No more.
Yup. Me too.
Good luck.
We are free!
After 500 years
banished to the Cube of Misery,
we have come back to plunge
this world into darkness.
-Yeah, yeah, Blah, blah, blah.
Tremble before your new master.
All my stage combat was for nothing!
Pugsley! Help us!
Sorry, Barney, but I… I tried.
What?
What do you mean you tried?
You've done this before?
Only about five or six hundred times.
I thought I could
find the perfect scenario,
but each time something goes haywire.
You've been time traveling?
Very cool.
Then do it again!
I can't!
Of course you can. I believe in you!
I had this dream
and things started going wrong,
so I tried to fix it,
but you also got your feelings hurt,
so I tried to fix that too.
And?
And what? Your feelings!
Barney, you and Logs were fighting.
And Norma, you were going to tell Badyah
how you felt about her
and it was all going wrong.
It was?
Couples argue, Pugsley.
It's not nice, but it happens.
Ah! No!
Pugsley, I know you were
trying to protect us,
but what I want to say to Badyah,
that's my truth.
And it's not up to you
when I do or don't share that.
I just want everyone to be happy.
But that's not life, Pugsley.
Do you need permission?
Okay, I give you permission
to let me get hurt.
Let my feelings get hurt.
Not my bones and guts and stuff.
-How will I know?
-What?
How will I know
everything's gonna be okay?
You won't.
Truly the ride of a lifetime.
-I hope I did the right thing.
-Huh?
Nothing.
-Barney!
Ew. You can have it.
Whoa! Ahh! Whoa!
Sorry! Sorry!
Huh?
Okay, I'm sorry.
But that demon dude was hot.
Fine. He was.
And I'm sorry for throwing your phone.
About that. I was texting Josh
because he just booked the gig
we both auditioned for.
Been waiting for a call back all day.
Wait. Josh is an actor too?
Yeah, and Janelle and Herc and Jennifer.
Turns out a lot of actors
work at theme parks.
-What was the role?
-1980s high school bully.
Well, there you go.
You're way more romantic lead material.
I know what you're going to ask me.
What?
-You want to stop the podcast.
-What?
I know the sound is still terrible,
but when I can afford a new mic,
it'll be--
No, no, no. Badyah, no.
It's something different.
It's something I need to say.
I like you. I have a crush on you,
and I have for a while.
And I want to know if you do too.
You may respond
however and whenever you wish.
Norma, you're the weirdest,
coolest person I know,
and anyone would be lucky to be with you,
but I'm straight.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I am.
Hmm. Do you think not thinking about it
means you are?
I don't know.
-Is that okay?
-That's okay.
Oh, look, it's the end of the ride.
-Could have been longer, don't you think?
-Yeah.
Wow, that was so fun.
Let's go again.
No!
I mean, you can have
too much of a good thing, right?
How is this any better?
Well, this is interesting.
Ah!
-Ah! No!
-Huh?
Ah!
Ouch!
-Hey!
Hello?
Barney?
Friends?
You again.
-Help! Help me!
Barney? Norma? I'm coming! I'm coming!
Phew.
How long have you
been watching me sleep?
I watch you every night.
You don't need to do that.
I don't want to worry Barney,
but I keep having these,
well, they don't feel like dreams,
more like--
Premonitions?
Yeah, maybe.
I've had this one dream all my life,
but I'm seeing it more and more.
Such as?
Well, the park is in ruins
and there's this
big flaming circle in the sky,
and I can hear my friends
calling for help and--
You're probably right, but--
Ugh. I hate butts,
unless I'm sniffing them.
Obviously. I'm a dog.
But what?
Hmm. But premonitions
don't speak literally.
They're a warning from your future self
and quite common for those
who practice angel magic.
I-I-I'm sure it's fine,
but I'd keep an eye on Barney and Norma.
It is a dog's duty
to protect their owners.
I don't know
if they really own me anymore.
And an angel's mission
is to protect humanity at all costs.
We're a lot alike, really.
Kinda.
Barney, go long!
Night Hag 2. Here we go.
Ah!
Oh!
Hey! I found that
in the trash can fair and square!
I'm sorry, Courtney!
It's for your own good!
No you don't!
What a lovely day.
We've 20 minutes left on our lunch break.
Wanna do something?
-Ooh. Let's go on that.
-Have we got time?
Yup. It takes 14 minutes exactly.
Norma,
you're such a helpful dork.
Great. I've heard the view at the top
is pretty amazing.
Pugsley. Courtney. You coming?
-Yuck!
Coming, Barney!
Oh, no!
Why do I always get stuck
at the kids' table?
This isn't great for me,
either, Courtney.
I'm the oldest one here.
Can't believe I'm going
on a romantic ride with a dog.
Romantic?
Yeah. Ferris wheels
are a top-three romantic ride,
behind bumper cars
and those spinny ones
that make everybody puke.
-Pretty awkward for Norma and Badyah.
-What do you mean?
You know how Norma has
big crush feelings for Badyah,
and Badyah only thinks of her as a friend.
Anyone with an insight
on basic human behavior can see it.
Then how can you see it?
Is this it?
Wow, what a thrill.
Truly the ride of a lifetime.
You're right. Nice and boring.
You don't have to sound so happy about it.
Ah, this should kill some time.
Hey, look. I can see my house from here.
Mm-hmm.
-You missed it.
-Sorry, sorry.
Isn't this romantic?
Just the two of us on a ride all alone.
-Mm-hmm.
Ugh.
Oh, my gosh. They're so adorable.
Okay, episode idea.
Did aliens build the pyramids
or are conspiracy theorists just racist?
I wish I had something like that.
-You do?
-Doesn't everyone?
Well, there's kind of something
I've been meaning to ask you.
So, doing anything this weekend?
Norma's thinking of summoning
a shadow demon
using this weird box she found,
so we can hang out for that.
-Or, you know, see a movie.
-Oh, uh, I think I've seen it.
The demon or the movie?
Uh, yes?
Logs, can you put your phone away?
You're missing some
quality Barney time here.
Sorry. I love you.
I love you, too,
but what's going on?
-Who are you messaging?
-Nobody. Just stuff going on and, uh--
Ugh! You always look to your left
when you lie. It's your tell.
-Like how Badyah sings when she's nervous.
-I'm not lying. It's nothing.
And you always look to your right
when you're hiding something.
Okay, well, where can I look?
Badyah, I like you.
Aw. I like you too.
Okay, but I…
But what? What's happening here?
Well, I, uh--
Oh, look! Dead End!
-Look, Barney, I--
Sorry.
Josh? You're texting Josh?
Look, Logs,
if you want to see other people,
we can talk about it, but not Josh.
I don't want to see other people,
but I think you do.
What?
What about that
big red hot demon wrestler dudebro?
He isn't hot.
He was literally breathing fire, Barney.
-Barney!
-Hi.
-Hi.
Badyah. I-- Badyah!
I just wanted to ask if…
Every time.
Oh, no!
We never get time together,
now you're texting Josh?
They're right,
you're reading into it too deeply.
Badyah! Can you stop
singing for one minute?
It's starting!
Wait, it's not started yet?
That explains a lot.
No, my premonition.
I saw this circle in my dream
and it's a sign of death and destruction.
I have to stop it. Fingers told me that--
Fingers, Fingers, Fingers.
Why does anybody listen to that creep?
-I mean, have you seen the guy?
-Courtney, stop! I'm trying to think!
-I mean, what's with that stupid bowtie?
-Stop!
Huh?
What's happening?
Hmm. What if I…
Whoa! I'm doing this?
Oh, my gosh. I'm a time traveler.
Okay, let's try this again.
Truly the ride of a lifetime.
I did it. I did it!
We're back
before it all started going wrong.
-What?
-Now, what was the cause?
Logs is texting Josh. Okay.
-Um, going somewhere, Pugsley?
-Save my seat.
-Look, Barney, I--
Sorry.
Wait!
-What I need to say is--
-Was that Pugsley?
Never mind.
-Pugsley? What are you doing here?
Uh. Selfie!
We were in the middle of something.
I'm in the middle of something too.
Let's just enjoy the ride.
Hey, shoo! This is my popcorn.
-Hey! My face!
Truly the ride of a lifetime.
So if Josh is texting Logs,
then Barney and Josh fight
and throw the phone,
and if the phone hits the bird,
it crashes into Norma and Badyah's seat,
but also falls on Josh's lever
and breaks the ride,
then to stop the chain reaction
I have to stop the first step,
which is--
Hey! My phone! My whole life is in there.
Hey, back off, birdie.
Badyah, I like you.
Did Josh just say
his life is in his phone?
-That's kind of sad, but relatable.
-Get back here!
-Badyah, can you listen?
-The bird just stole his phone!
Badyah!
Am I getting altitude sickness up here
or is Josh kinda cute?
-Get back here!
-Hmm.
Sorry, Barney. Let's just enjoy the ride.
And done.
Hey! Get back here!
Stupid bird, give back my phone!
Ah, come on!
This is the last thing I need!
Hey! Oh, no, you don't!
-What's going on?
-The ride is speeding up!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dang it, I was so close!
There!
But if Norma tells Badyah
her true feelings,
then Badyah will start singing,
so it means--
Badyah, I like you.
Wow, I like you too.
Let's never discuss this again, though.
-Pugsley?
-Oh. How could you tell?
Oh. Who-who is that? H-Hello?
Phone hits bird, bird hits seat,
seat hit bird--
-Get away, get away!
Blah, blah, blah!
Sorry.
Josh hits bird, bird eats Logs,
Logs' phone's--
-How did this happen?
-I don't know.
Why can I only go back so far?
I'm not powerful enough.
No! No! Stop!
Ah! Oof!
Ow. Oh, no. My dream.
Hello. Hi. E-excuse me.
Hello… caped figure.
Um…
What are you doing here?
Where is here?
The end of the world.
Oh, uh, okay. Uh. Sorry. Wrong number.
Let me just get back to my friends.
I know you.
I've been watching.
You and your friends
are quite the demon slayers.
Thank you?
I'll keep an eye on you.
I see big things
in your future, little one.
-I'm back!
-Did that dog just say something?
Oh. Too far.
I'm done. Enough. No more.
Yup. Me too.
Good luck.
We are free!
After 500 years
banished to the Cube of Misery,
we have come back to plunge
this world into darkness.
-Yeah, yeah, Blah, blah, blah.
Tremble before your new master.
All my stage combat was for nothing!
Pugsley! Help us!
Sorry, Barney, but I… I tried.
What?
What do you mean you tried?
You've done this before?
Only about five or six hundred times.
I thought I could
find the perfect scenario,
but each time something goes haywire.
You've been time traveling?
Very cool.
Then do it again!
I can't!
Of course you can. I believe in you!
I had this dream
and things started going wrong,
so I tried to fix it,
but you also got your feelings hurt,
so I tried to fix that too.
And?
And what? Your feelings!
Barney, you and Logs were fighting.
And Norma, you were going to tell Badyah
how you felt about her
and it was all going wrong.
It was?
Couples argue, Pugsley.
It's not nice, but it happens.
Ah! No!
Pugsley, I know you were
trying to protect us,
but what I want to say to Badyah,
that's my truth.
And it's not up to you
when I do or don't share that.
I just want everyone to be happy.
But that's not life, Pugsley.
Do you need permission?
Okay, I give you permission
to let me get hurt.
Let my feelings get hurt.
Not my bones and guts and stuff.
-How will I know?
-What?
How will I know
everything's gonna be okay?
You won't.
Truly the ride of a lifetime.
-I hope I did the right thing.
-Huh?
Nothing.
-Barney!
Ew. You can have it.
Whoa! Ahh! Whoa!
Sorry! Sorry!
Huh?
Okay, I'm sorry.
But that demon dude was hot.
Fine. He was.
And I'm sorry for throwing your phone.
About that. I was texting Josh
because he just booked the gig
we both auditioned for.
Been waiting for a call back all day.
Wait. Josh is an actor too?
Yeah, and Janelle and Herc and Jennifer.
Turns out a lot of actors
work at theme parks.
-What was the role?
-1980s high school bully.
Well, there you go.
You're way more romantic lead material.
I know what you're going to ask me.
What?
-You want to stop the podcast.
-What?
I know the sound is still terrible,
but when I can afford a new mic,
it'll be--
No, no, no. Badyah, no.
It's something different.
It's something I need to say.
I like you. I have a crush on you,
and I have for a while.
And I want to know if you do too.
You may respond
however and whenever you wish.
Norma, you're the weirdest,
coolest person I know,
and anyone would be lucky to be with you,
but I'm straight.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I am.
Hmm. Do you think not thinking about it
means you are?
I don't know.
-Is that okay?
-That's okay.
Oh, look, it's the end of the ride.
-Could have been longer, don't you think?
-Yeah.
Wow, that was so fun.
Let's go again.
No!
I mean, you can have
too much of a good thing, right?
How is this any better?
Well, this is interesting.