Dead End: Paranormal Park (2022–…): Season 2, Episode 10 - Episode #2.10 - full transcript
-Whoa!
Ah!
-Ah! No!
-Huh?
Ah!
Ouch.
-Hey!
Barney.
Huh?
Hmm? Hello.
Oh, hey, Badyah.
How long has it been now?
Mm, a few days for us,
but the spatial dissonance
means it could be only minutes for them.
You sound like Norma.
Good, until they're back,
that's who I've got to be.
Which makes you Barney.
I am the Living Human!
Check out my fleshy body.
How's that?
Perfect? And you can be--
Nuh-uh, I am not being the dog.
I can't wear a fez now after the backlash
to my Pauline of Arabia miniseries.
Oh. Hey!
Pugsley?
Look at me. What did Fingers do to you?
Pugsley? You mean that little hairy boy?
No, I mean you. How did you get like this?
You know nothing, human. Let me show you.
Um, I-I think
that hat's a little big for me.
Oh, don't worry. You'll grow into it.
-Courtney!
On it!
-Good job.
Oh no, you don't.
Norma! Where's Barney?
No time! Just come on!
Ha! Ya!
Give him back!
Whoa.
Give me back the dog.
Please, young lady?
How about I give you something else?
-High five!
-Ow.
-Let's bounce.
This place is coming down. Let's go!
-Whoo-hoo!
Now this is what I call a jailbreak!
Yeah!
Shouldn't we wait for Barney?
We have to go, come on!
Let's jump… Uh, on second thought…
Where are we?
Your future.
What happened to the park?
War happened.
As The Watcher, it was my mission
to keep the demons in check,
but they rebelled against the angels,
and your so-called neutral plane
became a battleground.
A ritual called the Spell of Division
was the only way to bring divine order
back to the multi-plane.
Thanks to my training with Fingers,
I was the only one
strong enough to perform it.
What did you do?
I saved the world.
Everything's gone.
How could you? There must be another way.
Why not go back and just stop the war
from ever happening?
I was created to win this war.
If it doesn't come to pass,
then neither shall I.
Maybe that's a good thing?
You're only one of
Pugsley's possible futures.
That's it.
With Pugsley's powers, I could travel back
and stop you from becoming you!
And you don't like that. Do ya?
It's… nothing.
I'm gonna go back and change the past.
Undo whatever Fingers did to you
and save Pugsley's futures.
No, I cannot allow that!
This is very, very, very, very, very high.
I still can't poof!
-There he is.
-Ah!
Get the dog.
-Uh-oh!
-Dog's always land on their feet, right?
What?
That's cats!
-Whoops. Come on.
Hey, get back here.
Ha-ha.
Ugh! Come on!
Huh? Ha! Finally!
Gotcha!
-Courtney!
-No. No, no, no!
Huh?
Well, this ain't the first time
I've had fans falling at my feet.
-Watch out!
-Huh?
Ouch!
-Here come the others!
Huh?
Well, would you look at that?
I saved everyone! I am finally redeemed.
Ugh. No, you're not.
Yeah, should have let you splat.
Everyone run! Go, go, go!
You came to save us!
It was Gord, he told us everything!
It did take
a couple of hours to interpret.
Look, he's holding the elevator
open for us.
-Uh, Norma?
Everybody squeeze up!
-Someone push the button!
-I thought it was near you!
I hate this! I hate this!
I got it.
-Huh?
-Huh?
Kids!
I did it! I time traveled!
Is the golden head real?
-Get off!
How'd he find me?
Gotta stay out of sight.
-Oh!
Okay, yeah, in you go.
Nice. Yes, nice to meet you.
Pugsley! And, and past me!
-Oh, I have to warn them about The…
Watcher!
This is very important.
Tell Pugsley not to trust Fingers…
and don't let him
put that hat on.
Aw.
Ugh, that was a waste of time travel.
Ugh, gotta try again.
Yeah!
-I should stop this.
-The summoning?
No, the movie.
I don't want to miss the monologue.
Oh, yeah, it's the best part.
Magic, magic, magic!
Scatter.
Don't go to the same planes.
The angels have eyes everywhere.
Sure thing, Bro-ma.
-He found us!
You stay back!
Badyah! Use the spell book!
Oh, no, you don't!
Oh, no, you do.
You can't catch--
All right everyone, before we die,
let me ask one last time.
Where the heck is Barney?
Look, I don't know how to say this,
but he was fighting The Watcher
and they both fell.
They fell hard.
My master will be so pleased.
Did you hear that, boy?
The Watcher dispatched
that meddlesome Barney for good.
No, why would he do that?
Because he's you
and those friends of yours
were holding back your true potential.
I liberated you.
You can't run away
from your destiny forever.
You will become The Watcher
and you will kill Barney.
I would never hurt Barney.
-Okay, you're…
Oh, yeah,
I still need to call my therapist.
Hi, Barney!
Pugsley! Oh, finally,
I need to talk to you.
-Hey there, buddy.
-Hi, friend.
-Hi, Barney.
-Barney!
-Hi, Barney!
-Oh.
-I know when I am.
-Hi, Barney.
-Hi, Barney!
-I feel like something's wrong.
Wait, somebody hurt Barney.
Somebody hurt Barney.
-Show me where.
-Who? Who hurt Barney?
That guy.
-How dare you.
-You monster.
-Get back here.
Can we take five?
Uh, we can take five hundred.
You're still not going to get it right.
Hey, buddy. We, uh, got a situation.
-Uh, everything okay?
If you're here to give me head scratches,
then go away.
I don't deserve them. I'm not good enough.
I'm gonna be useless forever.
Pugsley, you've never been useless.
But I can't even do
a measly duplication spell.
I bet all the other
ex-demonic-king-possessed-talking dogs
trained by a big, creepy hand can do it.
You're worth so much more than what
he can get you to do. Don't listen to him.
Fingers? W-Why not?
Just a hunch.
Just… Your powers, your talent,
they're yours, not his.
You get to decide how to use them
or not use them. Okay?
And head scratches
are absolutely deserved.
I'll try.
Oh, and hey, same hat!
Oh. Where did this come from?
You think you can stop me
with… pep talks?
It won't work.
We haven't gone back far enough.
I need to show you
where you really come from.
-Let me go.
I'm no Watcher. I'm just a little doggy.
And the most powerful magical being
in the multi-plane.
The angels saw your potential,
so they sent me down to train you
while they watched over your fate,
pruning any other potential destinies
until The Watcher became your future.
All according to my master's divine order.
See? You never had a choice.
It was always meant to be.
Pugsley, don't do it! You don't have to--
Hey! Humans need to breathe!
Let her go--
Just accept your destiny.
Good boy.
Where are we now?
Realm of outdated wallpaper?
The land of throw cushions?
We're home. Your past. Look in the box.
Why is there a rat in here?
It's you, just a few weeks old.
And? Why are you showing me this?
I'm not. I'm showing him you.
What?
Whoa! What was that?
You're remembering.
You were terrified
of that thing towering over you
when you first opened your eyes.
You are the nightmare Pugsley's been
running from his whole life.
You are the thing Pugsley
promised never to become.
You've been manipulated by angels
to fight a war that you don't believe in.
But deep down,
you're still a good boy. You are.
I am…
Pugsley.
What have I done? I am so sorry, Barney.
No. Wait!
See you soon, little buddy.
So, to cheer you up,
your dad and I thought
you could have your birthday present
a little early.
Huh?
-Just accept your destiny.
-Good boy.
-Barney! You're alive!
Pugsley! No!
Huh?
Barn--
Huh?
No! I'm too late! Ugh. I can fix this.
I don't think so.
And what is this?
Your little magic hat.
You won't be needing it anymore.
Now, Watcher,
prove your loyalty and kill Barney.
For real this time.
Pugsley. You don't have to listen to him!
Please! You're Pugsley! Try to remember!
Do it!
Please remember! Pugsley.
-Pugsley?
-Pugsley.
Hi, friends.
Pugsley!
Pugsley?
Remember, Pugsley. Remember who we are.
No!
Huh?
I… I…
I remember!
Gah!
There is no escaping your fate.
I will make you The Watcher
even if I have to destroy
every single one
of your silly, little friends.
If I don't, my master will cut me off.
Cut you off?
Why are you
looking at each other like that?
What are you both doing?
A dog's duty!
Sorry, Barney, this is going to hurt.
Pugsley! No!
No! No! Pugsley! No.
Such a shame.
He was a good right hand,
but end of the deal.
Snip-snip.
No! Cut off! Discarded!
-I was meant to save the world.
I'm sorry, Pael. I'm sorry.
-Barney.
Pugsley. It doesn't have to be this way.
I know. I made a choice.
I decide how I use my powers.
And all I ever wanted was to protect
the ones that matter to me most.
Night, night, Barney.
Pugsley.
Did you hear that?
Sweet screams of deathly bliss.
The banshees and specters
call from this world to the next.
Shall we proceed?
Dare you decipher the mysteries of Gord?
Curious to commune with a real-life demon?
Ugh, yo! Learn to knock!
Or perhaps, you wish to commune
with the spirit
of Pauline Phoenix herself!
Just FYI, I will not be
answering any questions
about my sister's autobiography.
It's all lies and slander.
Now take care of yourselves.
We wouldn't want you to die
before you get the chance to come again!
Tremendous. I knew you'd be the only one
who could get this attraction
up and running again.
It's good to have you back, Norma.
I just…
How was Pugsley able to save me
when I needed him most,
but I couldn't do the same for him?
It's not the same thing.
Feels the same.
Sometimes…
you can say all the right things
and be there for someone
one hundred percent
and it still doesn't work.
But that's not a reason not to try.
I know.
I just… I wish I could
talk to him. One last time.
He knew we loved him. And he saved us.
Be proud of him.
And take all the time you need.
We'll be waiting here
when you're ready, partner.
Uh, can we help you?
No. I want to help you.
The angels hurt us.
I want to hurt them back.
What do you think, Mom?
Hello? Is anybody there?
This is weird.
I thought this was the end. Hello?
Ah!
-Ah! No!
-Huh?
Ah!
Ouch.
-Hey!
Barney.
Huh?
Hmm? Hello.
Oh, hey, Badyah.
How long has it been now?
Mm, a few days for us,
but the spatial dissonance
means it could be only minutes for them.
You sound like Norma.
Good, until they're back,
that's who I've got to be.
Which makes you Barney.
I am the Living Human!
Check out my fleshy body.
How's that?
Perfect? And you can be--
Nuh-uh, I am not being the dog.
I can't wear a fez now after the backlash
to my Pauline of Arabia miniseries.
Oh. Hey!
Pugsley?
Look at me. What did Fingers do to you?
Pugsley? You mean that little hairy boy?
No, I mean you. How did you get like this?
You know nothing, human. Let me show you.
Um, I-I think
that hat's a little big for me.
Oh, don't worry. You'll grow into it.
-Courtney!
On it!
-Good job.
Oh no, you don't.
Norma! Where's Barney?
No time! Just come on!
Ha! Ya!
Give him back!
Whoa.
Give me back the dog.
Please, young lady?
How about I give you something else?
-High five!
-Ow.
-Let's bounce.
This place is coming down. Let's go!
-Whoo-hoo!
Now this is what I call a jailbreak!
Yeah!
Shouldn't we wait for Barney?
We have to go, come on!
Let's jump… Uh, on second thought…
Where are we?
Your future.
What happened to the park?
War happened.
As The Watcher, it was my mission
to keep the demons in check,
but they rebelled against the angels,
and your so-called neutral plane
became a battleground.
A ritual called the Spell of Division
was the only way to bring divine order
back to the multi-plane.
Thanks to my training with Fingers,
I was the only one
strong enough to perform it.
What did you do?
I saved the world.
Everything's gone.
How could you? There must be another way.
Why not go back and just stop the war
from ever happening?
I was created to win this war.
If it doesn't come to pass,
then neither shall I.
Maybe that's a good thing?
You're only one of
Pugsley's possible futures.
That's it.
With Pugsley's powers, I could travel back
and stop you from becoming you!
And you don't like that. Do ya?
It's… nothing.
I'm gonna go back and change the past.
Undo whatever Fingers did to you
and save Pugsley's futures.
No, I cannot allow that!
This is very, very, very, very, very high.
I still can't poof!
-There he is.
-Ah!
Get the dog.
-Uh-oh!
-Dog's always land on their feet, right?
What?
That's cats!
-Whoops. Come on.
Hey, get back here.
Ha-ha.
Ugh! Come on!
Huh? Ha! Finally!
Gotcha!
-Courtney!
-No. No, no, no!
Huh?
Well, this ain't the first time
I've had fans falling at my feet.
-Watch out!
-Huh?
Ouch!
-Here come the others!
Huh?
Well, would you look at that?
I saved everyone! I am finally redeemed.
Ugh. No, you're not.
Yeah, should have let you splat.
Everyone run! Go, go, go!
You came to save us!
It was Gord, he told us everything!
It did take
a couple of hours to interpret.
Look, he's holding the elevator
open for us.
-Uh, Norma?
Everybody squeeze up!
-Someone push the button!
-I thought it was near you!
I hate this! I hate this!
I got it.
-Huh?
-Huh?
Kids!
I did it! I time traveled!
Is the golden head real?
-Get off!
How'd he find me?
Gotta stay out of sight.
-Oh!
Okay, yeah, in you go.
Nice. Yes, nice to meet you.
Pugsley! And, and past me!
-Oh, I have to warn them about The…
Watcher!
This is very important.
Tell Pugsley not to trust Fingers…
and don't let him
put that hat on.
Aw.
Ugh, that was a waste of time travel.
Ugh, gotta try again.
Yeah!
-I should stop this.
-The summoning?
No, the movie.
I don't want to miss the monologue.
Oh, yeah, it's the best part.
Magic, magic, magic!
Scatter.
Don't go to the same planes.
The angels have eyes everywhere.
Sure thing, Bro-ma.
-He found us!
You stay back!
Badyah! Use the spell book!
Oh, no, you don't!
Oh, no, you do.
You can't catch--
All right everyone, before we die,
let me ask one last time.
Where the heck is Barney?
Look, I don't know how to say this,
but he was fighting The Watcher
and they both fell.
They fell hard.
My master will be so pleased.
Did you hear that, boy?
The Watcher dispatched
that meddlesome Barney for good.
No, why would he do that?
Because he's you
and those friends of yours
were holding back your true potential.
I liberated you.
You can't run away
from your destiny forever.
You will become The Watcher
and you will kill Barney.
I would never hurt Barney.
-Okay, you're…
Oh, yeah,
I still need to call my therapist.
Hi, Barney!
Pugsley! Oh, finally,
I need to talk to you.
-Hey there, buddy.
-Hi, friend.
-Hi, Barney.
-Barney!
-Hi, Barney!
-Oh.
-I know when I am.
-Hi, Barney.
-Hi, Barney!
-I feel like something's wrong.
Wait, somebody hurt Barney.
Somebody hurt Barney.
-Show me where.
-Who? Who hurt Barney?
That guy.
-How dare you.
-You monster.
-Get back here.
Can we take five?
Uh, we can take five hundred.
You're still not going to get it right.
Hey, buddy. We, uh, got a situation.
-Uh, everything okay?
If you're here to give me head scratches,
then go away.
I don't deserve them. I'm not good enough.
I'm gonna be useless forever.
Pugsley, you've never been useless.
But I can't even do
a measly duplication spell.
I bet all the other
ex-demonic-king-possessed-talking dogs
trained by a big, creepy hand can do it.
You're worth so much more than what
he can get you to do. Don't listen to him.
Fingers? W-Why not?
Just a hunch.
Just… Your powers, your talent,
they're yours, not his.
You get to decide how to use them
or not use them. Okay?
And head scratches
are absolutely deserved.
I'll try.
Oh, and hey, same hat!
Oh. Where did this come from?
You think you can stop me
with… pep talks?
It won't work.
We haven't gone back far enough.
I need to show you
where you really come from.
-Let me go.
I'm no Watcher. I'm just a little doggy.
And the most powerful magical being
in the multi-plane.
The angels saw your potential,
so they sent me down to train you
while they watched over your fate,
pruning any other potential destinies
until The Watcher became your future.
All according to my master's divine order.
See? You never had a choice.
It was always meant to be.
Pugsley, don't do it! You don't have to--
Hey! Humans need to breathe!
Let her go--
Just accept your destiny.
Good boy.
Where are we now?
Realm of outdated wallpaper?
The land of throw cushions?
We're home. Your past. Look in the box.
Why is there a rat in here?
It's you, just a few weeks old.
And? Why are you showing me this?
I'm not. I'm showing him you.
What?
Whoa! What was that?
You're remembering.
You were terrified
of that thing towering over you
when you first opened your eyes.
You are the nightmare Pugsley's been
running from his whole life.
You are the thing Pugsley
promised never to become.
You've been manipulated by angels
to fight a war that you don't believe in.
But deep down,
you're still a good boy. You are.
I am…
Pugsley.
What have I done? I am so sorry, Barney.
No. Wait!
See you soon, little buddy.
So, to cheer you up,
your dad and I thought
you could have your birthday present
a little early.
Huh?
-Just accept your destiny.
-Good boy.
-Barney! You're alive!
Pugsley! No!
Huh?
Barn--
Huh?
No! I'm too late! Ugh. I can fix this.
I don't think so.
And what is this?
Your little magic hat.
You won't be needing it anymore.
Now, Watcher,
prove your loyalty and kill Barney.
For real this time.
Pugsley. You don't have to listen to him!
Please! You're Pugsley! Try to remember!
Do it!
Please remember! Pugsley.
-Pugsley?
-Pugsley.
Hi, friends.
Pugsley!
Pugsley?
Remember, Pugsley. Remember who we are.
No!
Huh?
I… I…
I remember!
Gah!
There is no escaping your fate.
I will make you The Watcher
even if I have to destroy
every single one
of your silly, little friends.
If I don't, my master will cut me off.
Cut you off?
Why are you
looking at each other like that?
What are you both doing?
A dog's duty!
Sorry, Barney, this is going to hurt.
Pugsley! No!
No! No! Pugsley! No.
Such a shame.
He was a good right hand,
but end of the deal.
Snip-snip.
No! Cut off! Discarded!
-I was meant to save the world.
I'm sorry, Pael. I'm sorry.
-Barney.
Pugsley. It doesn't have to be this way.
I know. I made a choice.
I decide how I use my powers.
And all I ever wanted was to protect
the ones that matter to me most.
Night, night, Barney.
Pugsley.
Did you hear that?
Sweet screams of deathly bliss.
The banshees and specters
call from this world to the next.
Shall we proceed?
Dare you decipher the mysteries of Gord?
Curious to commune with a real-life demon?
Ugh, yo! Learn to knock!
Or perhaps, you wish to commune
with the spirit
of Pauline Phoenix herself!
Just FYI, I will not be
answering any questions
about my sister's autobiography.
It's all lies and slander.
Now take care of yourselves.
We wouldn't want you to die
before you get the chance to come again!
Tremendous. I knew you'd be the only one
who could get this attraction
up and running again.
It's good to have you back, Norma.
I just…
How was Pugsley able to save me
when I needed him most,
but I couldn't do the same for him?
It's not the same thing.
Feels the same.
Sometimes…
you can say all the right things
and be there for someone
one hundred percent
and it still doesn't work.
But that's not a reason not to try.
I know.
I just… I wish I could
talk to him. One last time.
He knew we loved him. And he saved us.
Be proud of him.
And take all the time you need.
We'll be waiting here
when you're ready, partner.
Uh, can we help you?
No. I want to help you.
The angels hurt us.
I want to hurt them back.
What do you think, Mom?
Hello? Is anybody there?
This is weird.
I thought this was the end. Hello?