De Viaje Con Los Derbez (2019–…): Season 4, Episode 5 - Derbez medieval - full transcript
Previously on
Traveling with the Derbezes...
You're feeling like the chupacabra
from Alameda.
Stop!
I mean, that didn't look
like a Yeti at all.
It's like the chupacabra
from Alameda park.
Jutta and I are gonna see Santa.
You have to follow the North Star
to find the house.
Wait for my dad, Ale.
-Hi.
-Hello.
-You have to be Aitana.
-Yes.
Welcome to Santa's secret home.
No way!
My good friends,
you are coming very far away.
Hi!
Hi, Santa.
Great. Perfect.
Merry Christmas!
A couple of days is nothing for you
since you don't have kids.
Although it's Kai's time with her dad,
part of me would've loved
to have her experience all this.
It's not every day you can visit Estonia
on the other side of the world
and it's okay.
Wanna know the bad news, family?
It just snowed here this morning.
We thought Estonia would be less cold
because there's less snow. But no.
The wind is so cold it gets to your bones.
Oh, my God. It's so cold.
I mean, it just started snowing here.
We're ready to start a new day in Tallinn.
Walking down these streets is amazing.
You can feel history everywhere.
-Don't you feel like you're...
-In a movie.
-Did you see this street?
-It's incredible.
I don't know about you,
but when I see old places I think,
-"What these walls must've seen."
-Exactly.
It's old. Not ugly.
Old. Like at your grandma's house,
you say, "It's nice, but old."
Did you see those carved blocks of rock?
It must mean that...
That they were carved.
They must mean something.
Lick it like that ice wall.
Let's see.
Look, if I put my tongue here,
I'm touching...
No, don't start.
Hundreds of years.
I'll get something...
EUGENIO
YEAR 1963
MY FIRST PET
VADHIR
IMITATING DAD
SKIING
JOSÉ EDUARDO
RECENTLY BATHED!
TRAVELING WITH THE DERBEZES
Everything around you
is so old and has so much history.
We're in a city from 1400.
It's like traveling to the past.
Is anyone hungry?
-Yeah, peckish.
-Peckish?
This restaurant looks amazing.
Should we go here?
Olde Hansa.
"Olde Hansa."
Should we go in?
Look.
"Thymus vulgaris."
-You're vulgaris.
-It's vulgar thyme.
Don't talk about my brother.
Come on.
-I think we're, like...
-In the Middle Ages, with the candles.
The little hollows
with the candles are incredible.
-They're like niches.
-Nicho Hinojosa.
Exactly.
It's all lit up with candles.
Even the smell,
the atmosphere was that of another era.
It sure smelled strong.
It was like a blend of wood,
food, and old people.
You ever notice old people
smell like mothballs? Like scuffed wood.
But I said, "Let's see."
-Welcome.
-Hello.
A question. How come
you speak Spanish so well?
I lived in Spain for a bit
and I also traveled to Mexico.
Yeah.
Here you have bread with nuts
and bread with pork.
Okay.
And here you have duck paté...
Okay.
...with onion jam.
This is venison from our forests.
I have a question.
Is this what people used to eat?
-Yes.
-When?
We're living in the year 1450.
-It's the food they ate?
-Yeah.
We don't have potatoes,
since they're from South America.
Okay.
We also don't have tomatoes.
The food they serve is
what existed back then.
For example, there aren't
any potatoes or tomatoes
because Estonia
hadn't discovered them yet.
-Enjoy your meal. I'll bring the wine.
-Thank you.
I'll eat a turnip.
It tastes good 'cause it's got ginger.
Anything with ginger tastes good.
What else do you want?
What's wrong?
What's it taste like?
Like a potato. Like a kind of potato.
We tried some vegetables
we didn't know existed.
A very peculiar meal.
Are you going to eat venison?
Yeah. I'm somewhere
I'll never visit again.
If we go to China tomorrow,
would you eat a scorpion?
Come on. Why?
-Answer us.
-I just tasted the venison.
-And?
-No.
It's not good?
I mean...
-Don't cry.
-What's wrong?
-No.
-No what?
Maybe with some lemon and salt.
It's really strong.
That's what you get for eating
any animal you come across.
I don't get this about José Eduardo.
He can eat anything except onions.
A good punishment would be
to make you eat a plate of onions.
Why do you want to punish me?
By the way, don't we have
a pending punishment?
That's what I mean.
Look at this badass.
What about the punishment for the race?
I don't like to pay up for bets
where someone cheated,
because Alessandra, I repeat,
didn't fully cross the finish line.
I crossed the line, yeah?
You had to cross the line, not touch it.
Let's see what I come up with,
my little slave.
Do not fret. Drinketh thine wine.
Devoureth thine venison.
I know how you'll enjoy
the damn venison you want to eat.
Let's see. Give it, and the venison.
My hot sauce. I bring it everywhere I go.
Let's try it with the venison.
Try it.
Venison, Trinche Salsa.
Even venison tastes good.
It improved the venison.
No, it's way better now.
Excuse me. Some duck with saffron gravy.
Don't eat it.
-Pass me the duck.
-Did you hear your sister?
What, honey? Girl?
Sister, aunt...
Aitana says not to eat little animals.
And sausages.
The duck is spectacular.
-It's a little duck.
-Come on. Look at her.
You can't imagine how delicious it is.
When you're older,
you'll get along with me.
Leave it!
You're going to traumatize your sister.
She's an activist already,
at such a young age.
Did you try it too, Ais?
It's exquisite.
This is for you, Goth boy.
Sausages made with bear, boar, and moose.
No, that's crazy.
-We have to try it.
-That's gross.
No, we don't have to.
Hello, guys. We also have bear.
-Bear meat?
-Bear meat, yes.
-There, with the gentleman. Not with me.
-Let me see.
Wanna see me try it?
You're "beary" ridiculous.
Leave the little bear!
-Are you gonna eat the bear?
-Let's try the bear.
-Enough, José Eduardo.
-That's gross.
I'm doing it for all of you.
I'm curious but also disgusted.
The kid asking me not to eat the animals.
As if I were eating her teddy bear.
Do you need anything else?
Anything else?
-More cheese.
-More cheese coming up.
Thank you.
And you're also hot, right?
How'd you notice so quickly, miss?
It's easy to tell.
That's why we're here.
Can I grab something?
Yeah.
I don't know if I'm really lonely or what.
I'll bring some juice and wine.
Thank you.
Let me clear something up.
It's very strange that the lady
first brought all the dishes here
and now she's only going to Vadhir.
She made him an offer.
She brought him the cheese,
she said some words I overheard.
-If you wanted...
-"Can I grab..."
-Vadhir.
-That's what she said.
The waitress knows what's good.
What can I say?
Do you need anything else?
No, thank you.
Ais, did you talk with Kai?
I call her every day.
How do you feel?
I'm having lots of fun with you,
but I feel I need to go back
and be with her.
I see her and understand
and respect her a lot.
I admire her.
I don't know how she does it.
But I can also imagine her pain.
It's the hard part of being a single mom.
You have to... Yeah. Half and half.
It's so hard.
The good thing is that we get along.
Mau and I sometimes
even decide to travel together.
We do things the three of us.
It's important for her to have
moments with Mom and Dad together.
I would've loved to have that
with my parents.
Of course.
Not just to get along,
which never happened,
but to get along and spend time
the three of us together.
It's never too late.
We can bring your mom on our next trip.
-Gladly.
-Yeah, right.
I'd be glad.
Shut up. Imagine the three of you.
I don't know about you,
but I don't have an issue
with your three moms coming. Zero.
Wait until they all start making comments
and then we'll see.
I think they'd kill my dad.
I think they'd all stab him
in the middle of the night.
It would get out of control.
I don't know. It's scary.
If you feel like a punching bag now,
with the three of them, we'd keep quiet.
The three moms would beat you to a pulp.
Who knows?
Maybe they'd be all compliments.
Let's see.
Maybe they'd say,
"Look what I missed out on."
Ale, you're so lucky.
I'll say this. I think your relationship
with my mom was the worst.
It was really rough.
And she wouldn't throw
things in your face anymore.
Mine would. She's got a list.
I think I'd come to blows with your mom.
Because her list is like this,
but my list is...
My mom's really polite,
very well-mannered. A lady.
But who knows? In the heat of things
and after so long not seeing each other,
they've got things bottled up
and they could fight.
Mine was always...
Yes, Vadhir's mom is very cooperative.
-Cooperative...
-She spent Christmas with us.
She spent Christmas with us.
She's laid-back.
Let's drop the topic
because it'll get dangerous.
Over my dead body.
I'd shoot myself. No way.
What do you think?
Will you come back to Tallinn?
We have the medieval days here in Tallinn.
What are the medieval days about?
There are, like, fights.
Medieval fights.
-Does the whole town dress up?
-Yes.
Do they dress up like from the past?
Yes.
Do they rent their costumes
or are they their own?
Everyone has their own.
-But there must be places to rent them.
-Yes.
-Okay.
-How cool.
It sounds like fun.
Here in Estonia you feel like
you're a knight and your fair maiden
is out there waiting for you.
-Let's go see the city?
-Let's go.
Let's go.
Honey, we're here, in front of the square.
DOMINICAN MONASTERY MUSEUM
Look, here we are.
What's up, old woman?
I left Aitana with her babysitter.
Aitana isn't with us now.
She's in the hotel with her babysitter.
She's tired, it's getting dark,
and the cold is terrible.
-Do you feel like going...
-No way. Look at this.
-It's so cool.
-How crazy.
Is it real armor?
It's the armor for medieval knights.
I think you rent them here.
Remember, the waitress told us?
Of course.
Remember this gentleman
owes us a punishment?
Yeah.
As far as owing you...
I think you'd look great in one of these,
so I'll go ask.
Is that the punishment?
-I'll ask if it's here.
-Why do you want me to...
So you can wear it, man.
Did you see how much it weighs? Lift this.
It's so heavy.
Look. Pick it up.
I won't... You pick this up.
It weighs a ton.
You're so crude.
-Go on.
-What?
-Well?
-Yeah.
Yeah, what?
Yes, they have costumes here.
Let's clear up one thing.
So, I put this on.
What else do I have to do?
-Just that?
-No, and walk around town.
To walk around town dressed in armor,
that's a great punishment.
José Eduardo is gonna pay his debt.
Sorry, but you're gonna walk
like a not-so-shining knight.
You're gonna pay.
What if we all walk around dressed up?
Why? It's your punishment.
Don't be like that. It'd be cool.
When will you be in a city like this
and with these medieval costumes?
He's got a point.
I would like to wear a suit of armor.
Someday, I'd like to wear one.
Come on. It'd be great.
We'd all walk around.
But you're punishing all of us.
What are you talking about?
Let's go look and see what we'll do.
If we all do it,
you'll get a different punishment.
-Yes.
-Yes.
-Then don't do it.
-You can't back down now.
Let's see how much it costs.
Guys, what the hell?
I'm trying to punish José Eduardo
and they're all following him like sheep.
That's Don Quixote's hat.
No, it's a shield.
That must weigh at least 20 kilos.
Holy shit.
-My ankles hurt.
-Ready.
I was very sly
and I persuaded the family to do it.
If one person's screwed,
just screw everyone.
Goodbye.
Vadhir, hit me with the axe
here in the chest.
No, careful.
His shoulder! Careful.
-My chest, not...
-Careful with your father.
Hit him, hit him...
Honey, please.
Know what?
It was José Eduardo's punishment,
so why'd we all dress up?
I feel like this part
is digging into my neck.
Is it hurting you?
It's really uncomfortable.
When you see the armor, it looks amazing.
And you say, "I wanna put it on."
And when you put it on
and it's heavy and it hurts you, you say,
"I wanna take it off."
Come on. Let's keep walking.
To war!
This weighs a ton!
-I can't go on.
-What's wrong, my king?
Plus, I'm freezing to death.
It's really uncomfortable.
No, I can't.
It's your punishment.
-You need help?
-Yeah.
This was your punishment.
-Wait.
-How's it going, Dad?
-Badly.
-Hey, I'm freezing.
Look. It's a puppetry museum, right?
There's more here. See?
-Aitana would love this.
-Look.
We have to bring Aitana, honey.
Look.
-How bizarre.
-They're incredible.
-They're really creepy.
-No.
We have to bring Aitana
to the puppet museum.
Then I got the idea.
"This might be interesting for Aitana."
No, it's so scary.
-I'd love to have...
-Puppets of your characters.
That would be incredible.
And when you're old
you just do puppet shows.
I thought we'd end the trip
with something unique.
Putting on a small performance
of my family with the puppets.
And my accomplice for this
would be Aitana.
-We have to come here.
-Okay, but dressed normally, right?
Yeah, this outfit is...
-I'm embarrassed. The people...
-Hey, I'm really freezing.
Can we please get a coffee,
tea, hot chocolate, something?
Kill me.
You have to be more skillful.
-It's scratching you up.
-You okay?
Vadhir, you should have this one
and your dad that one.
This one weighs three tons.
He's more protected.
No, but it's hurting him.
Don't let it get worse.
-This one is...
-He chose it.
-Put my helmet right.
-The helmet.
My dad looks so uncomfortable.
It's squishing your nose.
This happens because he can't miss out,
because he has to say,
"I also want to do it."
Right, so he ended up
with the heaviest suit of armor.
And with his shoulder in that condition,
he was really suffering.
-Okay.
-Let's go.
This armor is really uncomfortable.
Forget about being uncomfortable.
I'm freezing.
-It's bad.
-This armor.
It's a new day in Estonia.
We went out for a walk.
I love walking in Tallinn,
in these medieval streets.
This church is incredible.
I think it's Orthodox.
No, that's the city hall.
The city hall's where they keep
their stuff, their whole city "haul."
Hey, did you see that thing?
-No...
-Did you see that?
Know what I saw?
It's the national sport here.
I read it. It's true.
Absurd. I thought it was a joke.
How can swinging be a national sport?
My God.
Hi.
-What is this?
-This is actually called kiiking.
-Kiiking?
-Yes.
Now they'll start kicking us.
It's an Estonian sport.
Sport? That's not a sport.
It's as if I said,
"I'm gonna play airplanes."
That's not a sport.
All what you have to do is
actually to squat down, stand up.
-José Eduardo, your punishment.
-It's safe.
No, guys, the guinea pig
for these kind of things is always Vadhir.
As usual, we have to send Vadhir.
If something bad happens, it'll be him,
and then we'll see if we do it or not.
Vadhir fell from a paraglider
and was okay.
He only broke a finger.
If Vadhir falls from this,
he'll probably just break a nail.
Since I'm the most reckless one,
the sportsman,
the most impulsive one in general,
they say, "You go, Vadhir,
and then we'll follow."
You forced me to play virtual reality,
now I'm forcing you to get on the swing.
Exactly.
What we are going to do is
we are going to tie your hands first.
-Okay.
-And then your legs.
I'm nervous.
If you're getting nervous...
I'll be upside down.
So, how do you feel?
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm...
If you saw him fall, would you catch him?
No. I'd run.
It does look complicated.
Down. Up.
Yes. Nice. Coming down. Up. Up.
Stay up.
Down, down! Up! Up! Up!
It's coming. Down. Up!
He's kinda bad at this.
Stay up, stay up, stay up.
I'd like to see you.
Damn it.
Come on! You can do it!
Imagine it's a reality show
and you'll win.
Stay up, stay up.
He's doing it! He's doing it!
Okay, stay up. Stay up.
Damn it.
Oh, my God.
It's an insane amount of exercise.
I see why it's called a sport.
It's not as easy as it looks.
Hands are tied, legs are tied. Sorry.
-Are you ready?
-I'm so nervous.
Remember you have to...
Get down and when you're there, get up.
Up, down. Up, down. Up.
That's it.
Up.
Good. That's good.
-No.
-No, don't squat too early.
I think it's the strongest
physical effort I've ever done.
I wasn't expecting it.
-There.
-That was good. Down. Up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bravo!
-Go, Alessandra!
-No, thanks.
Go, Aitana!
Come on, Eugenio.
Oh, my God. I am really dizzy.
You okay?
-Aitana?
-Yes.
It looks safe.
I can go on it like a fat lady on a slide.
Let's go.
Like that?
Aren't taking off your earmuffs?
-Yes. Yes.
-No, no.
That's it. I'm tired.
-So, are you ready?
-Yes.
Up.
No, you have to stand
when you're in the middle.
Faster.
"Up" is up and "down" is down.
Faster.
You're doing good.
-Yes!
-Yes!
Come on, Goth boy!
How does it feel?
No, make him stop.
There he goes.
They're almost the same.
-You okay, Goth boy?
-Is it all right?
You did really well, actually.
I realized how José Eduardo looked.
The look on his face and his color.
He was pale, and I realized
something wasn't right.
He's passing out.
Can you please just help him?
-Yes. Sorry.
-What do you feel?
-Don't pass out, son.
-Can you help him?
When I wanted to get off,
everything was blurry, I got dizzy.
I couldn't feel my knees or my feet.
Breathe.
Breathe through your nose.
Wave some alcohol to wake him up.
Some rum and Coke?
You're shaking.
Sit. Let's go to the chair.
Yeah.
It looks easy, but it pulls
your blood or something.
It was tough.
You can do it.
Be careful. Don't push it.
No.
-Please.
-I won't push it.
I was worried about my shoulder.
But I also said, "I'll never be
in Estonia again to try
"this national sport swing."
So I don't care. I'm going up.
-I'm scared.
-Don't hurt yourself.
Are you being cautious or not?
-Is it really irresponsible?
-Don't take any risks.
Your health is more important
than wanting to take risks.
It hurts your arms and wrists. You okay?
-Up. Down.
-Don't push yourself.
-Up.
-Come on. Give it your all.
You can do it.
It's like when you're watching a sport
and you say,
"Come on. Just shoot to a corner
and score. It's not that hard."
And when you do it, you mess up.
That's what I said. "I'm sure I'll do it."
Don't push yourself.
Up.
-And down again.
-I can't go on.
-Good.
-Relax. Breathe.
Bravo!
Relax.
And I didn't do it.
Are you okay?
Good, old man. That's how it's done.
-You did great.
-Great.
Come, sit down.
-It's really hard.
-Sit here.
-It really does...
-Sit down.
Ale, Ale, Ale.
-What hurts the most? Your legs?
-My legs and arms.
You want to try a second time?
Because second time is much more easier.
I don't know.
My legs hurt.
Look, we all tried it.
It's freezing, I'm already tired.
But I'm doubting because I think
I made it higher than you.
-I went higher.
-I won.
No, I won.
Nobody won because nobody swung
all the way around. It's a tie.
We're all tied.
-What if I go again?
-I'll go too.
-Hey, hey.
-God damn it.
It's so easy to provoke Vadhir.
I did it just to get him on again
and see if he falls.
You always have to send the weakest link.
Let's do it.
What if you get hurt?
It's worth it.
It's for the Derbez family honor.
Down. Up!
It's going! Go!
-Up!
-Come on, Vadhir!
It's coming!
Up! Now it's coming!
That's it!
And he did it. I can't believe it.
That's what I get for teasing him.
Bravo!
I did it. And now what?
And you try to keep standing and ducking.
I did it.
You were, like, trying to stay up there.
It was like...
Dude, go ahead.
No, you already did it.
Look. Do you wanna be
in their shoes or in mine?
Look at my shoes.
-He wants to be in a bar.
-That's it!
Fuck yeah!
No way I'm leaving it at that.
Now it's my turn.
-Really, José Eduardo?
-Come on, Goth boy!
We're a very competitive family.
Can't you accept that I did it?
You have to try and compete with me.
Damn, you're so stubborn.
What? So, José Eduardo,
the one that never plays sports,
the one in the worst physical condition,
the one that almost passed out
a few minutes ago.
And he said, "I want to do it again."
It made me so happy.
Just wanting to go again made me happy.
I thought, "He won't do it.
He'll pass out again."
But, well, I like that he's trying.
I just want to make something clear.
When I get down from this thing,
I need a drink.
-Okay.
-That's fine.
I need to go somewhere
and have a drink, relax.
A bar? A restaurant?
A bar, a club, a speakeasy, whatever.
-So you mean partying?
-Yeah. I'm gonna get lit tonight.
-I'm in.
-I deserve it.
-Yeah! I'm also in.
-I deserve it every day.
You're good?
-Okay.
-Ready?
Fucking Vadhir.
He said you should stand longer.
Up!
He said you should stand longer.
Up.
That's it!
Go on! You can do it.
No, you didn't duck enough.
Wait, wait, wait.
-That's it!
-Yeah!
-Almost!
-Duck and stand!
There he goes again.
Just so you see it's not all booze
and partying and late nights.
I also got my stuff.
I shut everybody up.
-How was it?
-Come on, team!
That's it, Scorpions.
I've hardly ever seen my son as happy
as when he did a full swing.
He looked so happy. I applaud him for it.
I was very happy for him.
I'm proud of you. I can't believe it.
It feels incredible.
-I told you it was worth it.
-It's unreal. It feels awesome.
I always drummed into your siblings
that they have to try everything.
Get on the motorcycle,
on the roller coaster,
get on the bike,
the boat, let's go skiing.
I forced them to do sports.
And I didn't do that with you.
You had a more sedentary
and calm lifestyle.
But I feel, now that you get together,
that you've also got
an adventurous spirit.
With my fears, but I overcome them.
But you overcome them very well.
I love that.
My mom isn't very outgoing.
She doesn't like risks
or sports or crazy things like you.
Things that are out of the ordinary.
I don't love those things,
but I don't hate them either.
When I see it happening,
as long as Vadhir goes first,
I try it and I like it.
Seeing that reckless side of myself.
For example, on this trip
I was really surprised
when you got off the swing
dizzy, about to pass out,
really sick... You weren't joking.
And I couldn't believe it.
I said, "Seriously?"
When I saw you managed to do it,
then yes, it deserved a standing ovation.
I know.
You have an adventurous spirit.
Yeah, but I also got hurt
several times with you.
But it's because...
Because you're an oaf.
-Great.
-It feels incredible.
It's unreal.
I'm really excited about this,
but I earned my night out.
-That's right.
-Who's partying with me?
Let's go, team.
-You too?
-That's why we're here.
Let's get even dizzier.
Honey, do you wanna go with them?
-No.
-Why not?
Team.
Scorpions.
Because I want to stay with Aitana.
You go. I'll stay with Aitana.
I want to stay.
You go with them. I'll stay with her.
It's not normal for him to ask me
or to insist I go with his kids.
I'm glad he wants to stay with Aitana,
but it's weird.
Come.
It's just you and me now.
Listen, I got an idea.
Why don't we put on a puppet show?
Okay.
You and I will surprise the whole family.
Do you agree? Shall we do it? Okay.
Let's look for something.
I know how we can make puppets.
Wait. Look.
I've got a chance
to spend more time with Aitana.
Whenever I can,
I try to be with her and play,
invent things, create,
use our imagination.
Because I know that what Aitana loves most
is playing with her parents.
You want the one with the eyes? Okay.
-Do a voice, like this. "Hello."
-Hello.
-Now deeper. "Hello."
-Hello.
Exactly. "Hello."
Hello, friend. How are you?
I'm fine.
You be Aislinn.
-Here I am.
-And I'm Mom.
-Hello, Aislinn. How are you?
-Fine, Ale.
Hey, what are you gonna do?
I'm going to meditate now.
In the meantime, I'll do Method M.
One, two, one, two, one, two.
-I'm really tired.
-Om.
-Hey, Aislinn, this is really boring.
-Hey!
We're in a club, we're in a bar.
We should dance.
-Hey, hey, hey!
-Okay.
Let's dance.
We gonna party or what?
How'd you find this place?
Who recommended it?
-No, we looked on...
-On Tinder, right?
Yes.
After proving to them
that I'm tough, I'm worthy,
I need to relax, right?
I indulge you all.
Now indulge me with a drink.
A sexy drink. A cool drink.
Hey, we've never gone out
just with our stepmom.
It's here.
-There's always a first time.
-It's here?
Show some ID.
-No.
-We look...
We look pretty beaten up, right?
If they don't ask, keep quiet.
Incredible.
It's like I'm in my 20s again.
Let's go get a drink.
I have the kind of thirst
that destroys families.
I've got the most experience partying.
I have to teach these kids
how to loosen up.
Alessandra had her good times.
She can't deny that.
One rum and a tequila straight.
One shot of tequila and one rum and Coke.
And one rum and Coke, yes.
-Do you want a double or single?
-Double, double. Yeah, man!
Come on, Scorpions!
What happens in Estonia stays in Estonia.
And then we see Ale in a corner like this.
Like, "No, Ale, wait!"
This is definitely an epic moment.
We've never gone out just with Alessandra.
No! That's right!
A toast. Lord have mercy.
Let's party!
For me, it's one of our best trips.
-Yeah.
-The best by far.
Especially with you, family. I love you.
I love you.
I love you too. Thanks for inviting me.
Let's go look around.
I'm just having a look.
What's around here?
I'm looking for you, obviously.
See the one in the back?
-Which one?
-The one in white.
-She's really pretty.
-Can I whistle to her?
No!
Stop messing it up. Don't do
what you did at the Arctic Circle.
What did she do?
She grabbed the girl and said,
"My brother has a proposal for you."
He has a proposal for you.
A proposal? What are you saying?
Proposal is like this.
Exactly. Thank you. Yeah.
Look, look, look.
She's cute.
Go on. She's looking at you.
You're taking too long. Go.
Damn.
What do you say? Will he get her?
-Obviously, yes.
-He always does.
Hi. How are you? How you doing?
-Hi.
-Nice to meet you.
Okay. You're hugging.
-He's hugging her!
-No. How?
He's hugging her. He's so direct.
He always goes for the hug, the caress.
So, my name's Vadhir. Nice to meet you.
What's your name?
Okay. In Estonia we don't do that.
I'm Liis.
Really? I'm sorry.
Actually, we don't touch at all.
-Really?
-Yeah.
I'm from Mexico
and we're totally different.
We literally come and hug and everything.
-I didn't expect it.
-We're the opposite.
-Okay.
-How you doing?
-I'm good. How are you?
-I'm great.
I'm just hanging out. I came with my
brother and some of my family, so... Yeah.
-You want a drink?
-Yeah, sure.
Yeah, let's go.
She looks really giggly.
She looks engaged.
I was not expecting to meet
such a cute little girl.
-I'm gonna send Ais a picture.
-I'm gonna ruin their selfie.
-All right?
-Absolutely fabulous.
-I think your family is throwing stuff.
-Shut the fuck up.
Imagine, from her point of view,
a guy's talking to you
and someone suddenly throws ice at you.
She must think she's my girlfriend.
You'll scare her off, Ais. What the hell?
Stop screwing around.
-She's my sister. She's my older sister.
-Hello.
My younger brother and my stepmom.
I read his lips. He said, "stepmom."
Shut up.
He didn't introduce me as his stepmom.
Cheers.
You're really cute.
-Thank you.
-I wanna introduce you to my family.
All right.
I'll take her up to meet them.
I just hope my sister, my brother,
and Alessandra don't ruin my date.
It was really complicated... Look!
-Family.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-Ale. Liis.
-Hi.
We were just saying before,
he started hugging me,
and then I was like... We're Estonians.
Handshake is the closest thing we do.
-Okay, well...
-Maybe in a couple of days...
I went in like a Mexican
with a kiss and a hug.
-What's your name?
-Liis.
-Nice to meet you.
-José Eduardo. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
-Aislinn.
-Hi.
-Nice to meet you, Liis.
-I still gotta do it?
-Yes.
-You gotta start warming up.
-Yeah. I gotta start practicing.
You have to understand
more Mexican language.
Mexicans are all about hugging.
-Exactly.
-Do you study or work?
I work, yeah. I know I look young, but...
I really think that she's around...
I wanted to say 24, 25,
but the way that you, like, express
yourself and because of what you do,
-I feel like you're older.
-Twenty-four, twenty-five...
Love that.
Perfect.
She's telling you to keep your distance
and you're touching her hair.
-You're shameless.
-He's very overfamiliar.
Don't start ruining my date or I'll leave.
He's an amazing singer and songwriter.
I heard.
He plays the piano
and he plays the guitar.
Stop.
Okay.
Is he good? 'Cause he couldn't tell.
-He's very good.
-Yeah.
Thank you.
He's also an actor
and he's an amazing dancer.
-Amazing dancer.
-So many things.
Philanthropy.
-It can become a problem, no?
-He wants to be a father soon.
Guys, shut up.
Talk about something else.
Even politics would be better.
-Were you born here in Tallinn?
-No.
No. I'm from a smaller town,
but also from Estonia.
Smaller?
I know. Surprising that
there can be anything smaller.
Yeah, I've been living here
for, like, 10-plus years.
I'm having fun.
But I'm also wondering
what Eugenio and Aitana are up to.
Let's play again, but now
I'll be José Eduardo and you'll be Vadhir.
-Okay.
-Okay?
I want to drink more.
What do you want to do, brother?
I just want a girlfriend.
-You want a girlfriend? Another one?
-Yeah.
This will be the girlfriend.
She's walking by.
-Hey!
-What?
Wanna be my girlfriend?
All right. You look cute.
-Come here.
-Okay. What? You wanna kiss me?
I don't want a kiss! Let me go!
-Come.
-Okay, let's go.
Yes.
Hey, if your brother found out
how well you know him...
Okay, should we prepare
a Muppet show for them?
-Yeah.
-Do you like it? Okay.
I got the idea when we went by
the puppet museum.
I contacted the puppet company
and I decided to end the trip with that.
We have to tell her
some of your childhood stories.
-No, man.
-The one with the towel.
-No, no.
-That one's great.
No, please.
Funnily, there's a childhood dynamic
that apparently hasn't changed.
Vadhir wants to get a girlfriend,
and José Eduardo gives me a bad idea,
I do it, and I ruin Vadhir's dates.
I think Vadhir should learn
something from this.
We don't have to change our dynamic.
It's Vadhir who should learn a lesson.
When I was very young,
they used to bully the shit out of me.
Like, they would bully me.
And we were on this cruise
and I had a crush on this girl,
and they used to, you know, pick on us.
And one day, her and I said, like,
"Hey, let's meet up and go walk around
or let's go for dinner."
Whatever. I don't remember.
And I was in the room with them.
I'm showering and I come out...
You guys tell the rest.
This girl came into the room
and Vadhir was in the towel,
and Aislinn take the towel like this,
and this girl, the same age, is like...
My sister's like, "Look at his butt."
And starts turning me around
and I'm, like...
So I drop on the floor
and I'm, like, all scared like that.
In the bed like this.
-Yeah.
-Like a fish.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Poor guy. He never went out
with her again.
I think her name was Elisa.
Poor girl.
She's probably still doing therapy.
What? Where are you going?
Let's go dance.
Goth boy! Yeah! Do it!
Dance, dance. Bless the floor, bro.
Liis is a pretty cool person.
Despite what happened with my family,
I think we clicked nicely.
-He's getting up close. See?
-Yeah, real smooth.
That's it!
I thought you didn't dance!
The supermarket.
Tonight I felt like in my partying heyday.
Every now and then doesn't hurt.
I think I can still be
the queen of the night.
Scorpions!
One, two, three, Scorpions!
Next on Traveling with the Derbezes...
We have an activity.
We'll go biking
in an abandoned Soviet prison.
Shit.
So, in this room,
prisoners were able to visit their wives.
It's the conjugal.
-Look at the snow.
-This must be our sauna.
We go in there for a bit, warm up.
And then you get out
and jump into the freezing sea.
-What?
-Hot, cold, hot, cold.
You're crazy. Why do you want to kill me?
Liis and I agreed to meet up again.
It was refreshing to get closer to her
and have her see the real Vadhir.
Son of a fucking bitch.
This is payback for everything,
you damn bastard.
It's the day of the show.
I didn't know if it would go well,
but we had to try it.
-What's this about?
-It's about to start.
It looks interesting.
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Traveling with the Derbezes...
You're feeling like the chupacabra
from Alameda.
Stop!
I mean, that didn't look
like a Yeti at all.
It's like the chupacabra
from Alameda park.
Jutta and I are gonna see Santa.
You have to follow the North Star
to find the house.
Wait for my dad, Ale.
-Hi.
-Hello.
-You have to be Aitana.
-Yes.
Welcome to Santa's secret home.
No way!
My good friends,
you are coming very far away.
Hi!
Hi, Santa.
Great. Perfect.
Merry Christmas!
A couple of days is nothing for you
since you don't have kids.
Although it's Kai's time with her dad,
part of me would've loved
to have her experience all this.
It's not every day you can visit Estonia
on the other side of the world
and it's okay.
Wanna know the bad news, family?
It just snowed here this morning.
We thought Estonia would be less cold
because there's less snow. But no.
The wind is so cold it gets to your bones.
Oh, my God. It's so cold.
I mean, it just started snowing here.
We're ready to start a new day in Tallinn.
Walking down these streets is amazing.
You can feel history everywhere.
-Don't you feel like you're...
-In a movie.
-Did you see this street?
-It's incredible.
I don't know about you,
but when I see old places I think,
-"What these walls must've seen."
-Exactly.
It's old. Not ugly.
Old. Like at your grandma's house,
you say, "It's nice, but old."
Did you see those carved blocks of rock?
It must mean that...
That they were carved.
They must mean something.
Lick it like that ice wall.
Let's see.
Look, if I put my tongue here,
I'm touching...
No, don't start.
Hundreds of years.
I'll get something...
EUGENIO
YEAR 1963
MY FIRST PET
VADHIR
IMITATING DAD
SKIING
JOSÉ EDUARDO
RECENTLY BATHED!
TRAVELING WITH THE DERBEZES
Everything around you
is so old and has so much history.
We're in a city from 1400.
It's like traveling to the past.
Is anyone hungry?
-Yeah, peckish.
-Peckish?
This restaurant looks amazing.
Should we go here?
Olde Hansa.
"Olde Hansa."
Should we go in?
Look.
"Thymus vulgaris."
-You're vulgaris.
-It's vulgar thyme.
Don't talk about my brother.
Come on.
-I think we're, like...
-In the Middle Ages, with the candles.
The little hollows
with the candles are incredible.
-They're like niches.
-Nicho Hinojosa.
Exactly.
It's all lit up with candles.
Even the smell,
the atmosphere was that of another era.
It sure smelled strong.
It was like a blend of wood,
food, and old people.
You ever notice old people
smell like mothballs? Like scuffed wood.
But I said, "Let's see."
-Welcome.
-Hello.
A question. How come
you speak Spanish so well?
I lived in Spain for a bit
and I also traveled to Mexico.
Yeah.
Here you have bread with nuts
and bread with pork.
Okay.
And here you have duck paté...
Okay.
...with onion jam.
This is venison from our forests.
I have a question.
Is this what people used to eat?
-Yes.
-When?
We're living in the year 1450.
-It's the food they ate?
-Yeah.
We don't have potatoes,
since they're from South America.
Okay.
We also don't have tomatoes.
The food they serve is
what existed back then.
For example, there aren't
any potatoes or tomatoes
because Estonia
hadn't discovered them yet.
-Enjoy your meal. I'll bring the wine.
-Thank you.
I'll eat a turnip.
It tastes good 'cause it's got ginger.
Anything with ginger tastes good.
What else do you want?
What's wrong?
What's it taste like?
Like a potato. Like a kind of potato.
We tried some vegetables
we didn't know existed.
A very peculiar meal.
Are you going to eat venison?
Yeah. I'm somewhere
I'll never visit again.
If we go to China tomorrow,
would you eat a scorpion?
Come on. Why?
-Answer us.
-I just tasted the venison.
-And?
-No.
It's not good?
I mean...
-Don't cry.
-What's wrong?
-No.
-No what?
Maybe with some lemon and salt.
It's really strong.
That's what you get for eating
any animal you come across.
I don't get this about José Eduardo.
He can eat anything except onions.
A good punishment would be
to make you eat a plate of onions.
Why do you want to punish me?
By the way, don't we have
a pending punishment?
That's what I mean.
Look at this badass.
What about the punishment for the race?
I don't like to pay up for bets
where someone cheated,
because Alessandra, I repeat,
didn't fully cross the finish line.
I crossed the line, yeah?
You had to cross the line, not touch it.
Let's see what I come up with,
my little slave.
Do not fret. Drinketh thine wine.
Devoureth thine venison.
I know how you'll enjoy
the damn venison you want to eat.
Let's see. Give it, and the venison.
My hot sauce. I bring it everywhere I go.
Let's try it with the venison.
Try it.
Venison, Trinche Salsa.
Even venison tastes good.
It improved the venison.
No, it's way better now.
Excuse me. Some duck with saffron gravy.
Don't eat it.
-Pass me the duck.
-Did you hear your sister?
What, honey? Girl?
Sister, aunt...
Aitana says not to eat little animals.
And sausages.
The duck is spectacular.
-It's a little duck.
-Come on. Look at her.
You can't imagine how delicious it is.
When you're older,
you'll get along with me.
Leave it!
You're going to traumatize your sister.
She's an activist already,
at such a young age.
Did you try it too, Ais?
It's exquisite.
This is for you, Goth boy.
Sausages made with bear, boar, and moose.
No, that's crazy.
-We have to try it.
-That's gross.
No, we don't have to.
Hello, guys. We also have bear.
-Bear meat?
-Bear meat, yes.
-There, with the gentleman. Not with me.
-Let me see.
Wanna see me try it?
You're "beary" ridiculous.
Leave the little bear!
-Are you gonna eat the bear?
-Let's try the bear.
-Enough, José Eduardo.
-That's gross.
I'm doing it for all of you.
I'm curious but also disgusted.
The kid asking me not to eat the animals.
As if I were eating her teddy bear.
Do you need anything else?
Anything else?
-More cheese.
-More cheese coming up.
Thank you.
And you're also hot, right?
How'd you notice so quickly, miss?
It's easy to tell.
That's why we're here.
Can I grab something?
Yeah.
I don't know if I'm really lonely or what.
I'll bring some juice and wine.
Thank you.
Let me clear something up.
It's very strange that the lady
first brought all the dishes here
and now she's only going to Vadhir.
She made him an offer.
She brought him the cheese,
she said some words I overheard.
-If you wanted...
-"Can I grab..."
-Vadhir.
-That's what she said.
The waitress knows what's good.
What can I say?
Do you need anything else?
No, thank you.
Ais, did you talk with Kai?
I call her every day.
How do you feel?
I'm having lots of fun with you,
but I feel I need to go back
and be with her.
I see her and understand
and respect her a lot.
I admire her.
I don't know how she does it.
But I can also imagine her pain.
It's the hard part of being a single mom.
You have to... Yeah. Half and half.
It's so hard.
The good thing is that we get along.
Mau and I sometimes
even decide to travel together.
We do things the three of us.
It's important for her to have
moments with Mom and Dad together.
I would've loved to have that
with my parents.
Of course.
Not just to get along,
which never happened,
but to get along and spend time
the three of us together.
It's never too late.
We can bring your mom on our next trip.
-Gladly.
-Yeah, right.
I'd be glad.
Shut up. Imagine the three of you.
I don't know about you,
but I don't have an issue
with your three moms coming. Zero.
Wait until they all start making comments
and then we'll see.
I think they'd kill my dad.
I think they'd all stab him
in the middle of the night.
It would get out of control.
I don't know. It's scary.
If you feel like a punching bag now,
with the three of them, we'd keep quiet.
The three moms would beat you to a pulp.
Who knows?
Maybe they'd be all compliments.
Let's see.
Maybe they'd say,
"Look what I missed out on."
Ale, you're so lucky.
I'll say this. I think your relationship
with my mom was the worst.
It was really rough.
And she wouldn't throw
things in your face anymore.
Mine would. She's got a list.
I think I'd come to blows with your mom.
Because her list is like this,
but my list is...
My mom's really polite,
very well-mannered. A lady.
But who knows? In the heat of things
and after so long not seeing each other,
they've got things bottled up
and they could fight.
Mine was always...
Yes, Vadhir's mom is very cooperative.
-Cooperative...
-She spent Christmas with us.
She spent Christmas with us.
She's laid-back.
Let's drop the topic
because it'll get dangerous.
Over my dead body.
I'd shoot myself. No way.
What do you think?
Will you come back to Tallinn?
We have the medieval days here in Tallinn.
What are the medieval days about?
There are, like, fights.
Medieval fights.
-Does the whole town dress up?
-Yes.
Do they dress up like from the past?
Yes.
Do they rent their costumes
or are they their own?
Everyone has their own.
-But there must be places to rent them.
-Yes.
-Okay.
-How cool.
It sounds like fun.
Here in Estonia you feel like
you're a knight and your fair maiden
is out there waiting for you.
-Let's go see the city?
-Let's go.
Let's go.
Honey, we're here, in front of the square.
DOMINICAN MONASTERY MUSEUM
Look, here we are.
What's up, old woman?
I left Aitana with her babysitter.
Aitana isn't with us now.
She's in the hotel with her babysitter.
She's tired, it's getting dark,
and the cold is terrible.
-Do you feel like going...
-No way. Look at this.
-It's so cool.
-How crazy.
Is it real armor?
It's the armor for medieval knights.
I think you rent them here.
Remember, the waitress told us?
Of course.
Remember this gentleman
owes us a punishment?
Yeah.
As far as owing you...
I think you'd look great in one of these,
so I'll go ask.
Is that the punishment?
-I'll ask if it's here.
-Why do you want me to...
So you can wear it, man.
Did you see how much it weighs? Lift this.
It's so heavy.
Look. Pick it up.
I won't... You pick this up.
It weighs a ton.
You're so crude.
-Go on.
-What?
-Well?
-Yeah.
Yeah, what?
Yes, they have costumes here.
Let's clear up one thing.
So, I put this on.
What else do I have to do?
-Just that?
-No, and walk around town.
To walk around town dressed in armor,
that's a great punishment.
José Eduardo is gonna pay his debt.
Sorry, but you're gonna walk
like a not-so-shining knight.
You're gonna pay.
What if we all walk around dressed up?
Why? It's your punishment.
Don't be like that. It'd be cool.
When will you be in a city like this
and with these medieval costumes?
He's got a point.
I would like to wear a suit of armor.
Someday, I'd like to wear one.
Come on. It'd be great.
We'd all walk around.
But you're punishing all of us.
What are you talking about?
Let's go look and see what we'll do.
If we all do it,
you'll get a different punishment.
-Yes.
-Yes.
-Then don't do it.
-You can't back down now.
Let's see how much it costs.
Guys, what the hell?
I'm trying to punish José Eduardo
and they're all following him like sheep.
That's Don Quixote's hat.
No, it's a shield.
That must weigh at least 20 kilos.
Holy shit.
-My ankles hurt.
-Ready.
I was very sly
and I persuaded the family to do it.
If one person's screwed,
just screw everyone.
Goodbye.
Vadhir, hit me with the axe
here in the chest.
No, careful.
His shoulder! Careful.
-My chest, not...
-Careful with your father.
Hit him, hit him...
Honey, please.
Know what?
It was José Eduardo's punishment,
so why'd we all dress up?
I feel like this part
is digging into my neck.
Is it hurting you?
It's really uncomfortable.
When you see the armor, it looks amazing.
And you say, "I wanna put it on."
And when you put it on
and it's heavy and it hurts you, you say,
"I wanna take it off."
Come on. Let's keep walking.
To war!
This weighs a ton!
-I can't go on.
-What's wrong, my king?
Plus, I'm freezing to death.
It's really uncomfortable.
No, I can't.
It's your punishment.
-You need help?
-Yeah.
This was your punishment.
-Wait.
-How's it going, Dad?
-Badly.
-Hey, I'm freezing.
Look. It's a puppetry museum, right?
There's more here. See?
-Aitana would love this.
-Look.
We have to bring Aitana, honey.
Look.
-How bizarre.
-They're incredible.
-They're really creepy.
-No.
We have to bring Aitana
to the puppet museum.
Then I got the idea.
"This might be interesting for Aitana."
No, it's so scary.
-I'd love to have...
-Puppets of your characters.
That would be incredible.
And when you're old
you just do puppet shows.
I thought we'd end the trip
with something unique.
Putting on a small performance
of my family with the puppets.
And my accomplice for this
would be Aitana.
-We have to come here.
-Okay, but dressed normally, right?
Yeah, this outfit is...
-I'm embarrassed. The people...
-Hey, I'm really freezing.
Can we please get a coffee,
tea, hot chocolate, something?
Kill me.
You have to be more skillful.
-It's scratching you up.
-You okay?
Vadhir, you should have this one
and your dad that one.
This one weighs three tons.
He's more protected.
No, but it's hurting him.
Don't let it get worse.
-This one is...
-He chose it.
-Put my helmet right.
-The helmet.
My dad looks so uncomfortable.
It's squishing your nose.
This happens because he can't miss out,
because he has to say,
"I also want to do it."
Right, so he ended up
with the heaviest suit of armor.
And with his shoulder in that condition,
he was really suffering.
-Okay.
-Let's go.
This armor is really uncomfortable.
Forget about being uncomfortable.
I'm freezing.
-It's bad.
-This armor.
It's a new day in Estonia.
We went out for a walk.
I love walking in Tallinn,
in these medieval streets.
This church is incredible.
I think it's Orthodox.
No, that's the city hall.
The city hall's where they keep
their stuff, their whole city "haul."
Hey, did you see that thing?
-No...
-Did you see that?
Know what I saw?
It's the national sport here.
I read it. It's true.
Absurd. I thought it was a joke.
How can swinging be a national sport?
My God.
Hi.
-What is this?
-This is actually called kiiking.
-Kiiking?
-Yes.
Now they'll start kicking us.
It's an Estonian sport.
Sport? That's not a sport.
It's as if I said,
"I'm gonna play airplanes."
That's not a sport.
All what you have to do is
actually to squat down, stand up.
-José Eduardo, your punishment.
-It's safe.
No, guys, the guinea pig
for these kind of things is always Vadhir.
As usual, we have to send Vadhir.
If something bad happens, it'll be him,
and then we'll see if we do it or not.
Vadhir fell from a paraglider
and was okay.
He only broke a finger.
If Vadhir falls from this,
he'll probably just break a nail.
Since I'm the most reckless one,
the sportsman,
the most impulsive one in general,
they say, "You go, Vadhir,
and then we'll follow."
You forced me to play virtual reality,
now I'm forcing you to get on the swing.
Exactly.
What we are going to do is
we are going to tie your hands first.
-Okay.
-And then your legs.
I'm nervous.
If you're getting nervous...
I'll be upside down.
So, how do you feel?
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm...
If you saw him fall, would you catch him?
No. I'd run.
It does look complicated.
Down. Up.
Yes. Nice. Coming down. Up. Up.
Stay up.
Down, down! Up! Up! Up!
It's coming. Down. Up!
He's kinda bad at this.
Stay up, stay up, stay up.
I'd like to see you.
Damn it.
Come on! You can do it!
Imagine it's a reality show
and you'll win.
Stay up, stay up.
He's doing it! He's doing it!
Okay, stay up. Stay up.
Damn it.
Oh, my God.
It's an insane amount of exercise.
I see why it's called a sport.
It's not as easy as it looks.
Hands are tied, legs are tied. Sorry.
-Are you ready?
-I'm so nervous.
Remember you have to...
Get down and when you're there, get up.
Up, down. Up, down. Up.
That's it.
Up.
Good. That's good.
-No.
-No, don't squat too early.
I think it's the strongest
physical effort I've ever done.
I wasn't expecting it.
-There.
-That was good. Down. Up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bravo!
-Go, Alessandra!
-No, thanks.
Go, Aitana!
Come on, Eugenio.
Oh, my God. I am really dizzy.
You okay?
-Aitana?
-Yes.
It looks safe.
I can go on it like a fat lady on a slide.
Let's go.
Like that?
Aren't taking off your earmuffs?
-Yes. Yes.
-No, no.
That's it. I'm tired.
-So, are you ready?
-Yes.
Up.
No, you have to stand
when you're in the middle.
Faster.
"Up" is up and "down" is down.
Faster.
You're doing good.
-Yes!
-Yes!
Come on, Goth boy!
How does it feel?
No, make him stop.
There he goes.
They're almost the same.
-You okay, Goth boy?
-Is it all right?
You did really well, actually.
I realized how José Eduardo looked.
The look on his face and his color.
He was pale, and I realized
something wasn't right.
He's passing out.
Can you please just help him?
-Yes. Sorry.
-What do you feel?
-Don't pass out, son.
-Can you help him?
When I wanted to get off,
everything was blurry, I got dizzy.
I couldn't feel my knees or my feet.
Breathe.
Breathe through your nose.
Wave some alcohol to wake him up.
Some rum and Coke?
You're shaking.
Sit. Let's go to the chair.
Yeah.
It looks easy, but it pulls
your blood or something.
It was tough.
You can do it.
Be careful. Don't push it.
No.
-Please.
-I won't push it.
I was worried about my shoulder.
But I also said, "I'll never be
in Estonia again to try
"this national sport swing."
So I don't care. I'm going up.
-I'm scared.
-Don't hurt yourself.
Are you being cautious or not?
-Is it really irresponsible?
-Don't take any risks.
Your health is more important
than wanting to take risks.
It hurts your arms and wrists. You okay?
-Up. Down.
-Don't push yourself.
-Up.
-Come on. Give it your all.
You can do it.
It's like when you're watching a sport
and you say,
"Come on. Just shoot to a corner
and score. It's not that hard."
And when you do it, you mess up.
That's what I said. "I'm sure I'll do it."
Don't push yourself.
Up.
-And down again.
-I can't go on.
-Good.
-Relax. Breathe.
Bravo!
Relax.
And I didn't do it.
Are you okay?
Good, old man. That's how it's done.
-You did great.
-Great.
Come, sit down.
-It's really hard.
-Sit here.
-It really does...
-Sit down.
Ale, Ale, Ale.
-What hurts the most? Your legs?
-My legs and arms.
You want to try a second time?
Because second time is much more easier.
I don't know.
My legs hurt.
Look, we all tried it.
It's freezing, I'm already tired.
But I'm doubting because I think
I made it higher than you.
-I went higher.
-I won.
No, I won.
Nobody won because nobody swung
all the way around. It's a tie.
We're all tied.
-What if I go again?
-I'll go too.
-Hey, hey.
-God damn it.
It's so easy to provoke Vadhir.
I did it just to get him on again
and see if he falls.
You always have to send the weakest link.
Let's do it.
What if you get hurt?
It's worth it.
It's for the Derbez family honor.
Down. Up!
It's going! Go!
-Up!
-Come on, Vadhir!
It's coming!
Up! Now it's coming!
That's it!
And he did it. I can't believe it.
That's what I get for teasing him.
Bravo!
I did it. And now what?
And you try to keep standing and ducking.
I did it.
You were, like, trying to stay up there.
It was like...
Dude, go ahead.
No, you already did it.
Look. Do you wanna be
in their shoes or in mine?
Look at my shoes.
-He wants to be in a bar.
-That's it!
Fuck yeah!
No way I'm leaving it at that.
Now it's my turn.
-Really, José Eduardo?
-Come on, Goth boy!
We're a very competitive family.
Can't you accept that I did it?
You have to try and compete with me.
Damn, you're so stubborn.
What? So, José Eduardo,
the one that never plays sports,
the one in the worst physical condition,
the one that almost passed out
a few minutes ago.
And he said, "I want to do it again."
It made me so happy.
Just wanting to go again made me happy.
I thought, "He won't do it.
He'll pass out again."
But, well, I like that he's trying.
I just want to make something clear.
When I get down from this thing,
I need a drink.
-Okay.
-That's fine.
I need to go somewhere
and have a drink, relax.
A bar? A restaurant?
A bar, a club, a speakeasy, whatever.
-So you mean partying?
-Yeah. I'm gonna get lit tonight.
-I'm in.
-I deserve it.
-Yeah! I'm also in.
-I deserve it every day.
You're good?
-Okay.
-Ready?
Fucking Vadhir.
He said you should stand longer.
Up!
He said you should stand longer.
Up.
That's it!
Go on! You can do it.
No, you didn't duck enough.
Wait, wait, wait.
-That's it!
-Yeah!
-Almost!
-Duck and stand!
There he goes again.
Just so you see it's not all booze
and partying and late nights.
I also got my stuff.
I shut everybody up.
-How was it?
-Come on, team!
That's it, Scorpions.
I've hardly ever seen my son as happy
as when he did a full swing.
He looked so happy. I applaud him for it.
I was very happy for him.
I'm proud of you. I can't believe it.
It feels incredible.
-I told you it was worth it.
-It's unreal. It feels awesome.
I always drummed into your siblings
that they have to try everything.
Get on the motorcycle,
on the roller coaster,
get on the bike,
the boat, let's go skiing.
I forced them to do sports.
And I didn't do that with you.
You had a more sedentary
and calm lifestyle.
But I feel, now that you get together,
that you've also got
an adventurous spirit.
With my fears, but I overcome them.
But you overcome them very well.
I love that.
My mom isn't very outgoing.
She doesn't like risks
or sports or crazy things like you.
Things that are out of the ordinary.
I don't love those things,
but I don't hate them either.
When I see it happening,
as long as Vadhir goes first,
I try it and I like it.
Seeing that reckless side of myself.
For example, on this trip
I was really surprised
when you got off the swing
dizzy, about to pass out,
really sick... You weren't joking.
And I couldn't believe it.
I said, "Seriously?"
When I saw you managed to do it,
then yes, it deserved a standing ovation.
I know.
You have an adventurous spirit.
Yeah, but I also got hurt
several times with you.
But it's because...
Because you're an oaf.
-Great.
-It feels incredible.
It's unreal.
I'm really excited about this,
but I earned my night out.
-That's right.
-Who's partying with me?
Let's go, team.
-You too?
-That's why we're here.
Let's get even dizzier.
Honey, do you wanna go with them?
-No.
-Why not?
Team.
Scorpions.
Because I want to stay with Aitana.
You go. I'll stay with Aitana.
I want to stay.
You go with them. I'll stay with her.
It's not normal for him to ask me
or to insist I go with his kids.
I'm glad he wants to stay with Aitana,
but it's weird.
Come.
It's just you and me now.
Listen, I got an idea.
Why don't we put on a puppet show?
Okay.
You and I will surprise the whole family.
Do you agree? Shall we do it? Okay.
Let's look for something.
I know how we can make puppets.
Wait. Look.
I've got a chance
to spend more time with Aitana.
Whenever I can,
I try to be with her and play,
invent things, create,
use our imagination.
Because I know that what Aitana loves most
is playing with her parents.
You want the one with the eyes? Okay.
-Do a voice, like this. "Hello."
-Hello.
-Now deeper. "Hello."
-Hello.
Exactly. "Hello."
Hello, friend. How are you?
I'm fine.
You be Aislinn.
-Here I am.
-And I'm Mom.
-Hello, Aislinn. How are you?
-Fine, Ale.
Hey, what are you gonna do?
I'm going to meditate now.
In the meantime, I'll do Method M.
One, two, one, two, one, two.
-I'm really tired.
-Om.
-Hey, Aislinn, this is really boring.
-Hey!
We're in a club, we're in a bar.
We should dance.
-Hey, hey, hey!
-Okay.
Let's dance.
We gonna party or what?
How'd you find this place?
Who recommended it?
-No, we looked on...
-On Tinder, right?
Yes.
After proving to them
that I'm tough, I'm worthy,
I need to relax, right?
I indulge you all.
Now indulge me with a drink.
A sexy drink. A cool drink.
Hey, we've never gone out
just with our stepmom.
It's here.
-There's always a first time.
-It's here?
Show some ID.
-No.
-We look...
We look pretty beaten up, right?
If they don't ask, keep quiet.
Incredible.
It's like I'm in my 20s again.
Let's go get a drink.
I have the kind of thirst
that destroys families.
I've got the most experience partying.
I have to teach these kids
how to loosen up.
Alessandra had her good times.
She can't deny that.
One rum and a tequila straight.
One shot of tequila and one rum and Coke.
And one rum and Coke, yes.
-Do you want a double or single?
-Double, double. Yeah, man!
Come on, Scorpions!
What happens in Estonia stays in Estonia.
And then we see Ale in a corner like this.
Like, "No, Ale, wait!"
This is definitely an epic moment.
We've never gone out just with Alessandra.
No! That's right!
A toast. Lord have mercy.
Let's party!
For me, it's one of our best trips.
-Yeah.
-The best by far.
Especially with you, family. I love you.
I love you.
I love you too. Thanks for inviting me.
Let's go look around.
I'm just having a look.
What's around here?
I'm looking for you, obviously.
See the one in the back?
-Which one?
-The one in white.
-She's really pretty.
-Can I whistle to her?
No!
Stop messing it up. Don't do
what you did at the Arctic Circle.
What did she do?
She grabbed the girl and said,
"My brother has a proposal for you."
He has a proposal for you.
A proposal? What are you saying?
Proposal is like this.
Exactly. Thank you. Yeah.
Look, look, look.
She's cute.
Go on. She's looking at you.
You're taking too long. Go.
Damn.
What do you say? Will he get her?
-Obviously, yes.
-He always does.
Hi. How are you? How you doing?
-Hi.
-Nice to meet you.
Okay. You're hugging.
-He's hugging her!
-No. How?
He's hugging her. He's so direct.
He always goes for the hug, the caress.
So, my name's Vadhir. Nice to meet you.
What's your name?
Okay. In Estonia we don't do that.
I'm Liis.
Really? I'm sorry.
Actually, we don't touch at all.
-Really?
-Yeah.
I'm from Mexico
and we're totally different.
We literally come and hug and everything.
-I didn't expect it.
-We're the opposite.
-Okay.
-How you doing?
-I'm good. How are you?
-I'm great.
I'm just hanging out. I came with my
brother and some of my family, so... Yeah.
-You want a drink?
-Yeah, sure.
Yeah, let's go.
She looks really giggly.
She looks engaged.
I was not expecting to meet
such a cute little girl.
-I'm gonna send Ais a picture.
-I'm gonna ruin their selfie.
-All right?
-Absolutely fabulous.
-I think your family is throwing stuff.
-Shut the fuck up.
Imagine, from her point of view,
a guy's talking to you
and someone suddenly throws ice at you.
She must think she's my girlfriend.
You'll scare her off, Ais. What the hell?
Stop screwing around.
-She's my sister. She's my older sister.
-Hello.
My younger brother and my stepmom.
I read his lips. He said, "stepmom."
Shut up.
He didn't introduce me as his stepmom.
Cheers.
You're really cute.
-Thank you.
-I wanna introduce you to my family.
All right.
I'll take her up to meet them.
I just hope my sister, my brother,
and Alessandra don't ruin my date.
It was really complicated... Look!
-Family.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-Ale. Liis.
-Hi.
We were just saying before,
he started hugging me,
and then I was like... We're Estonians.
Handshake is the closest thing we do.
-Okay, well...
-Maybe in a couple of days...
I went in like a Mexican
with a kiss and a hug.
-What's your name?
-Liis.
-Nice to meet you.
-José Eduardo. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
-Aislinn.
-Hi.
-Nice to meet you, Liis.
-I still gotta do it?
-Yes.
-You gotta start warming up.
-Yeah. I gotta start practicing.
You have to understand
more Mexican language.
Mexicans are all about hugging.
-Exactly.
-Do you study or work?
I work, yeah. I know I look young, but...
I really think that she's around...
I wanted to say 24, 25,
but the way that you, like, express
yourself and because of what you do,
-I feel like you're older.
-Twenty-four, twenty-five...
Love that.
Perfect.
She's telling you to keep your distance
and you're touching her hair.
-You're shameless.
-He's very overfamiliar.
Don't start ruining my date or I'll leave.
He's an amazing singer and songwriter.
I heard.
He plays the piano
and he plays the guitar.
Stop.
Okay.
Is he good? 'Cause he couldn't tell.
-He's very good.
-Yeah.
Thank you.
He's also an actor
and he's an amazing dancer.
-Amazing dancer.
-So many things.
Philanthropy.
-It can become a problem, no?
-He wants to be a father soon.
Guys, shut up.
Talk about something else.
Even politics would be better.
-Were you born here in Tallinn?
-No.
No. I'm from a smaller town,
but also from Estonia.
Smaller?
I know. Surprising that
there can be anything smaller.
Yeah, I've been living here
for, like, 10-plus years.
I'm having fun.
But I'm also wondering
what Eugenio and Aitana are up to.
Let's play again, but now
I'll be José Eduardo and you'll be Vadhir.
-Okay.
-Okay?
I want to drink more.
What do you want to do, brother?
I just want a girlfriend.
-You want a girlfriend? Another one?
-Yeah.
This will be the girlfriend.
She's walking by.
-Hey!
-What?
Wanna be my girlfriend?
All right. You look cute.
-Come here.
-Okay. What? You wanna kiss me?
I don't want a kiss! Let me go!
-Come.
-Okay, let's go.
Yes.
Hey, if your brother found out
how well you know him...
Okay, should we prepare
a Muppet show for them?
-Yeah.
-Do you like it? Okay.
I got the idea when we went by
the puppet museum.
I contacted the puppet company
and I decided to end the trip with that.
We have to tell her
some of your childhood stories.
-No, man.
-The one with the towel.
-No, no.
-That one's great.
No, please.
Funnily, there's a childhood dynamic
that apparently hasn't changed.
Vadhir wants to get a girlfriend,
and José Eduardo gives me a bad idea,
I do it, and I ruin Vadhir's dates.
I think Vadhir should learn
something from this.
We don't have to change our dynamic.
It's Vadhir who should learn a lesson.
When I was very young,
they used to bully the shit out of me.
Like, they would bully me.
And we were on this cruise
and I had a crush on this girl,
and they used to, you know, pick on us.
And one day, her and I said, like,
"Hey, let's meet up and go walk around
or let's go for dinner."
Whatever. I don't remember.
And I was in the room with them.
I'm showering and I come out...
You guys tell the rest.
This girl came into the room
and Vadhir was in the towel,
and Aislinn take the towel like this,
and this girl, the same age, is like...
My sister's like, "Look at his butt."
And starts turning me around
and I'm, like...
So I drop on the floor
and I'm, like, all scared like that.
In the bed like this.
-Yeah.
-Like a fish.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Poor guy. He never went out
with her again.
I think her name was Elisa.
Poor girl.
She's probably still doing therapy.
What? Where are you going?
Let's go dance.
Goth boy! Yeah! Do it!
Dance, dance. Bless the floor, bro.
Liis is a pretty cool person.
Despite what happened with my family,
I think we clicked nicely.
-He's getting up close. See?
-Yeah, real smooth.
That's it!
I thought you didn't dance!
The supermarket.
Tonight I felt like in my partying heyday.
Every now and then doesn't hurt.
I think I can still be
the queen of the night.
Scorpions!
One, two, three, Scorpions!
Next on Traveling with the Derbezes...
We have an activity.
We'll go biking
in an abandoned Soviet prison.
Shit.
So, in this room,
prisoners were able to visit their wives.
It's the conjugal.
-Look at the snow.
-This must be our sauna.
We go in there for a bit, warm up.
And then you get out
and jump into the freezing sea.
-What?
-Hot, cold, hot, cold.
You're crazy. Why do you want to kill me?
Liis and I agreed to meet up again.
It was refreshing to get closer to her
and have her see the real Vadhir.
Son of a fucking bitch.
This is payback for everything,
you damn bastard.
It's the day of the show.
I didn't know if it would go well,
but we had to try it.
-What's this about?
-It's about to start.
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