De Viaje Con Los Derbez (2019–…): Season 4, Episode 4 - La Casa de Santa Claus - full transcript
Previously on
Traveling with the Derbezes...
Today we'll go dog sledding.
I planned this activity
because my family has to experience it.
This is incredible. Right, sweetie?
It's been a hard year for me.
I want to acknowledge
that my wife was by my side every minute,
every second.
I wanted to take advantage
of this place to ask you
to marry me again.
Yes, yes, my love.
Get on one knee!
You hurt your shoulder, not your knee.
Hey, Dad.
There's a letter on the bed
that says, "Aitana."
It just appeared.
"Santa's looking forward
to meeting you soon."
He wants to meet you soon!
-For you. Thank you.
-Thank you.
-Aitana, come.
-Wait.
-What's your name?
-Aitana.
Aitana...
-Thank you.
-What is that? What is this?
It's a letter from Santa Claus.
"I'm very happy you're visiting me."
"So I want to invite you to my house."
"An elf will confirm the appointment."
Jutte!
Oh, my God!
Mom! Mom! Mom!
The most awesome mischief happened!
It's incredible.
What? Show me.
-Come, Mom.
-I didn't see. What is it?
What's this, Aitana?
Is that Santa?
And there are more elves?
It's Santa and the other elves.
"Dear Aitana,
"today, I'm inviting you to my house."
I got a third letter
that said I'd see him that day.
"As soon as the sun goes to bed,
"come to the house with the red door,
"under the North Star.
"Knock three times and then twice more."
Incredible. I had a friend, Nutter,
and when we'd go to his house,
since people were looking for him,
you had to knock like that so he'd open.
We have to change the whole production.
What are you saying?
Meeting Santa trumps everything.
There's no other plan.
We'll change whatever we have to change.
We had a plan. We have to tell Javi
so he knows we're changing it.
Are you excited?
I'm also really excited.
I never met Santa before.
I never saw him. It's so exciting, honey.
EUGENIO
YEAR 1963
MY FIRST PET
VADHIR
IMITATING DAD
SKIING
JOSÉ EDUARDO
RECENTLY BATHED!
TRAVELING WITH THE DERBEZES
-Are you gonna do it?
-Of course.
Of course.
Where do you wanna sled from?
-Here.
-The snow covered everything.
I'll follow you.
My hand... My shoulder's all wrong.
One, two...
That was really slow.
Harder, harder!
Harder!
Aitana, stand back!
-Aitana, stand back!
-Hit him with it.
It's like the chupacabra from the Alameda.
Watch it! This kid's mom is armed.
-Aitana, stand back!
-It's the Yeti!
-No! No!
-I'm going to...
Stop!
Hey, you scared us!
I mean, that didn't look
like a Yeti at all.
It's like the chupacabra
from Alameda park.
Obviously, no one believed it.
It was more awkward than scary.
I'm sinking.
Like that, very slowly.
Hold up.
Some air.
Hey, Yeti, get on the sled. Quick.
-Get on with the costume.
-Okay.
I got snow in places
I didn't know snow could get in.
-Three, two...
-Vadhir, you can't fit in there.
...one!
He's gonna break it!
Don't we need a helmet for this?
No, wait. I'm scared.
-I'm scared.
-You're too heavy.
Are you ready for this?
Seriously?
The Titanic was more graceful.
Why don't we make snow angels?
-Here.
-Yes.
Snow is lots of fun.
One, two, three.
Dad's angel will have a crooked shoulder.
One of his wings will be smaller.
You're so mean.
-Let's see how they look.
-Look.
Dad's is crooked on the right.
Help him up.
I just want to say that I'm excited
because we'll meet Santa today.
Let's go, let's go!
Hurry, hurry.
Jutta and I are gonna see Santa.
Right, Jutta?
Of course, sweetie, if you want
Dad or me to go with you, we will.
Who do you want?
Will we be able to go in or not?
I don't know.
Do you want us all to go with you?
Yes.
But adults don't get toys, you know?
The adults that don't believe anymore.
But the ones that do...
get toys.
Do you believe in Santa?
-I do.
-Me too.
Did you see? What's that?
-Yeah.
-The North Star.
Olavi, you know how to get there?
I told you about the North Star
and everything.
You have to follow the North Star
to find the house.
And Olavi knew
how to follow the North Star.
So off we go.
Thank you.
-Olavi knows.
-Olavi knows how to get there.
He knows how to drive,
he knows where the North Star is.
-He can drive the snowmobile.
-He can play the accordion.
And he knows how to charm women.
Olavi and Alessandra's relationship
is on a roll.
At least he can do
60,000 more things than my dad.
My dad, well...
He makes her laugh.
-Did you see the North Star?
-Yeah, it's really bright tonight.
-Are you nervous?
-Excited.
I remember I'd never wait until
the next morning to open my presents.
What?
My mom always said,
"It's midnight. Go and hide."
And she'd make me hide under the blankets
and listen to Santa coming in.
I always heard "Ho, ho, ho,"
in a really deep voice.
Didn't you ever go out to see him?
No, I never did because I was scared.
Plus, my mom always said that
if I saw him, that was bad.
You can't see him for some reason.
I don't know why he's letting us see him.
-It's crazy.
-Because we're going to his house.
When he comes, we can't see him.
It's part of his job.
That's true.
Hey, I think we're getting close
because we're slowing down.
Olavi, are we lost or you're okay?
We are okay. We're quite close.
-Remember you were the Grinch?
-Totally.
You didn't want to decorate
or have a tree, nothing.
Whenever you went, "Christmas is coming!"
I'd be like...
"So? Who cares?"
Because of my parents' marriage,
them not getting along,
Christmas was always an issue.
So when you came in
with your Christmas spirit, I said...
It was hard for me to play along with you
and get on board with your Christmas.
However, thank you
for ignoring my "grinchiness."
I'm even enjoying Christmas again.
And then, when Aitana came,
Christmas took on
a completely different meaning
thanks to the family you and I created.
I fell in love with Christmas again
and now I immensely enjoy it
and it makes me very happy,
so thank you for that.
-Did you see?
-Yeah.
-Remember how you have to knock?
-Yeah.
-How?
-Five times.
First three times.
Slowly. And then...
Wait a bit between knocks.
For me, who always believed
in Santa Claus,
and as a kid got up
in the middle of the night
trying to catch a glimpse of him,
suddenly having the chance
to visit Santa Claus's house...
it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
God. We're almost there.
Let me see!
No.
That's his house.
-How's it look?
-Really cool.
-It's over there.
-I saw the red door.
We were finally living the dream
that motivated us to agree to this trip.
We were at Santa's house.
SANTA'S HOUSE
-Look out, look out.
-Let me out! Let me out!
It's Santa's reindeer!
No. Let me see.
They're actually here! Santa's reindeer!
-Hello!
-Santa's reindeer, my love.
Hello!
Hello.
Careful. Did you see
how big their antlers are?
Let's see, let's see.
You can touch them!
I saw the reindeer
in front of Santa's house
and I touched one.
It didn't get scared or anything.
So? Do you want to touch them
alone or with someone else?
-Ais.
-Ais will go with you.
With Ais?
Let's go.
-How exciting! Are you nervous?
-Yeah.
I'm very nervous.
I have to check
that it's really Santa's house.
I think it is.
-Go.
-No way! There's something there.
Go and knock.
Hi.
-Hello.
-Hello. You have to be Aitana.
Yes.
Welcome to Santa's secret home. Okay.
We were wondering if it's okay
if we bring cameras with us because...
-If we could come.
-Cameras?
Yeah.
-Oh, of course!
-Yeah? Really?
Yes!
-Is that okay for you?
-Yeah!
She says yes!
-Come on in.
-Let's go. Is that okay?
-Cameras can go in.
-Welcome to Santa's secret home.
Tell production that cameras can go in.
-We can?
-Yes, cameras can go in.
They said yes.
-Nice to meet you. My name is Aislinn.
-Aislinn, nice to meet you.
Quiet. Don't make noise
so they don't kick us out, please.
Your name I remember. Aitana.
You are feeling so cold.
-Hi. How are you?
-It's cold today.
Yes, so cold.
So, we have the elves, I think.
-With you?
-Yes.
Great. I love elves. What about you?
-Me too.
-Okay.
Okay. Come on in.
Okay.
You know Santa?
Aitana, this is your place.
And would you like to see Santa?
Santa, darling.
-He's coming!
-Madam! Hi!
-We have guests here.
-Sorry. I was sleeping.
-I can't believe it.
-No way! No way!
-I can't believe it.
-No way! No way! No way!
No way! No way! No way! No way!
I can't believe it.
-I swear I can't believe it.
-Come on, dear.
My good friends,
you are coming very far away.
Hi!
-Hi, Santa.
-My God!
Aitana...
-Hi.
-Great. Hello.
You are very good girl.
Yes. Thank you.
Are you every day good girl
or sometimes or fifty-fifty?
-Every day.
-I think that every time.
-Can I sit down with you?
-Sit, Aitana.
Okay.
-Yes, I love this. Thank you so much.
-Thank you.
Okay. Great.
-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.
I have made them just for you.
-Thank you.
-I know.
The tea wasn't good.
It needed a little booze.
But the cookies were very good.
-Your small helper is here.
-Aitana.
From... Can you remember?
-Crissy.
-Yes.
It's Crissy!
Aitana, can you show me
some dancing for me?
-Yeah, show him.
-Okay.
One, two, three, go.
-Thank you so much.
-Very good dancer.
Papa, can you make
some traditional Mexican dance for me?
-Me? A traditional...
-Yes, yes, yes. You, you, you.
Oh, my God!
Ten points!
Very good dancer.
Aitana, come here.
Yes.
The Christmas spirit in me
was dead for a long time.
Not many people can come inside
my very secret home.
You're very lucky. Only good girls,
good papa, good mama
can visit in my secret home.
Through Aitana, I slowly fell in love
with Christmas again.
And being here,
I felt it really strongly within me.
I have heard that you are every day
good girl. Is that true?
Yes.
Yes.
I love Christmas
and I believe in Santa 100%.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
The Derbezes, the Derbezes
You can sit here with me.
Another one!
Yes, yes, yes.
-Ready?
-Okay.
One, two... Beautiful.
It's very nice to meet you.
Mama, Papa, come here.
All, make group photo.
All of us, yes.
-Smile.
-Great. Perfect.
-Big smiles, girl.
-Merry Christmas!
Dear Santa, this Christmas I'd like
a Finnish woman. A young woman, you know?
Sincerely,
your boy Vadhir.
-Just one for me.
-Yes.
Sorry.
Put your finger this way.
Christmas is complicated for me,
but I got excited. It's exciting.
Kai, look.
I want to show you the real Santa.
He's here. Look!
Yes.
I'm very lucky that I can meet you here.
These are moments
that I would've loved to have with her.
It really hurts to feel that
part of the family was missing,
which was Kai.
She's what I love the most in my life.
Give him a hug.
-Merry Christmas!
-And hug.
Good luck to your family.
-Thank you, Santa.
-Good luck.
Standing before the number one creator
of magical moments in the world,
who, of course, is Santa Claus,
was beautiful because I know
around Christmas time.
I love creating that magical world,
those scenarios.
So it was great to meet a colleague
who also entertains children.
-It was nice to see you.
-I'm a huge fan, really.
-Thank you very much.
-Yes. Okay!
Christmas is coming
and Santa has so much work.
When we decided to come to Finland,
I was looking forward
to sharing with Aitana...
Getting to meet Santa Claus.
Bye-bye.
So taking Aitana to Santa's house
fulfilled our goal of showing her
the magic of Christmas.
-Okay, thank you.
-Thank you for having us.
How about you? It was nice?
Okay.
Where are my gloves? Ready?
-Enjoy your night.
-Thank you.
So, this should stay here.
How exciting.
Did you see how beautiful
the house is, honey?
It was unreal.
The only thing I found a bit creepy
was that reindeer skull over there.
It's probably a reindeer that died, right?
Yeah, but just keep its ashes in an urn.
-Anyways, let's go.
-Yeah.
-He didn't even offer us some wine.
-Stop criticizing Santa.
-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.
-It's very cool.
-I can't believe what we just did.
-Can we yell from excitement now? Can we?
-Yes.
Oh, my Santa! You did a good job.
Oh, darling...
Merry Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho!
Why do you almost never
spend Christmas with me?
Isn't it clear yet?
You've only spent two Christmases with me,
something like that.
Three, right?
Why? Why are you so wayward?
Let's face it. What happens whenever
I spend Christmas or New Year with you?
Be honest.
Something goes wrong.
But give me a chance.
How many chances do you want?
Tell your mom it should be half and half.
No, it's like a joke.
So you won't spend Christmas with us?
-Do you really want me to?
-Yes.
You don't care what could happen?
Even if you bring your dark cloud
and we crash, I want to be with you.
We could try to spend one together,
but without any extreme things.
We'll talk about that,
but let's spend more Christmases together.
Tell me this. If I agree
to spend another Christmas with you
and something else happens, then what?
Do we forget about it?
Do we forget about it or not?
You're thinking it over.
You know it's probable.
It's like asking, "Would you
give up on me forever?" No.
No, no, no.
But would you agree now?
Okay, all right.
I just wanna make this clear.
Okay, if anything strange happens to you
for Christmas, I'll drop it.
Or to us, something happens,
there's a fire...
All right.
And that's that. We'll switch it
for Thanksgiving or Father's Day.
-Halloween.
-Halloween.
All right. All right.
But really, next Christmas...
I don't know why I'm so tired.
I'm also dead tired.
-Everything looks good.
-Where's Ale?
Honey!
-No, we'll wait for her.
-Who's missing?
Ale.
-Coming. Sorry.
-Hello, babe.
-Hello.
-Sit here. Your juice.
-What would you like?
-Okay.
-A waffle, please.
-You want a waffle?
-Yes.
-Want me to cut it for you?
Send that Trinche Salsa that way.
That's the idea. It's the Trinche Salsa.
It's really good.
It's delicious. I visited the kitchen
with the people who make it.
With all the ingredients and everything.
I think I have
the best salsa in the market.
Yes, you go, girl.
Now we have to try it.
-It's a sample for you to try.
-We'll order quesadillas.
I have an idea
since we rarely come all this way.
I'd like to take advantage
of this opportunity
and visit some other place.
That would be incredible.
I saw that Estonia is really close.
It's also close to Helsinki,
where we're leaving from.
Listen. How many days
are you talking about?
Because we're supposed to go back.
-I have to go back to my daughter.
-A couple of days.
A couple of days is nothing for you
since you don't have kids.
I want to say that...
No, enough.
-It affects me.
-What?
-Are you gonna cry?
-Yeah. It feels horrible.
Mau and I have an agreement.
We're with her fifty-fifty.
And that means
we sometimes have to be apart.
Sometimes for several weeks.
For me, that part is...
It affects me the most.
It's Christmas. It's...
Although it's Kai's time with her dad,
part of me would've loved
to have her experience all this
because she loves the snow,
we went to Santa's Village,
and that's special for her
and I miss her a lot.
Of course I want to be here.
I want to see a new place I never visited.
But there's a part of me
that can't take it.
I want to go back to my daughter.
Do what you have to do,
what your heart tells you.
And remember
that if you stay two more days,
it's okay. It doesn't make you a bad mom
or a bad person.
It's not every day you can visit Estonia
on the other side of the world
and it's okay, you know?
And if the others feel like it,
it would be incredible if we
could make the most of being here.
Do you know what's the most interesting
and important thing about Estonia?
-Come on. Tell them.
-What?
Estonia produces
more supermodels per capita
than anywhere else in the world.
Now we know why you want to go.
I'm thinking that my brother and I are...
The cat's out of the bag.
It's really cold here.
Are there also male models?
Yeah, there must be.
Estonian supermodels.
If there are also male models,
maybe Kai can wait a little bit.
We fulfilled Aitana's dream
of meeting Santa,
and now it's time for Vadhir's dream.
We'll meet "the one."
We're going to Estonia.
Come on. Let's go.
-Come on.
-Really?
Just look what we have here.
Cheese, champagne, cognac.
It's 9:00 in the morning.
What the hell are you doing?
Two alcoholic drinks...
Are you okay? You got a problem?
I'm fine.
Cheers.
FINLAND
HELSINKI
I'd never seen Tallinn before.
I just knew it was
a gorgeous medieval city.
It was one of the reasons
I wanted to stay.
Look at that. The ship's coming.
I didn't know it'd be this big,
but it looks pretty cool.
It looks like a cruise ship.
Did you see the ship?
It's a ship for famous people.
Look how it's called.
"Megastar."
Only megastars on the ship.
We're getting on the ferry!
Here we go.
The ferry's incredible.
It's massive, like a cruise ship.
Incredible.
We're off to Estonia!
You have no idea how cold it is.
It's like zero degrees.
It's all because... Wow, the wind.
And it's all because you want to smoke
and we're keeping you company.
I always travel with a cigarette and...
No, no.
Yeah, I bought a little bottle,
but just to try it.
It's not to party,
it's just for the palate.
We're on the cruise
and we found this game.
It's a bent table.
It's super cool because it's curved.
Your turn.
The ship's panties are bent outta shape.
You're a gentleman.
Okay, dude. You won.
No!
In your face, bitch!
Easy there, easy.
How'd I agree to get on this ship
and go to another country?
It'll be worth it. Look.
-Everything the light touches...
-...is frozen.
-Frozen.
-Exactly.
You say you enjoy everything,
even tragic things.
What about when you broke your arm?
There's pain involved in that.
Instead of saying, "Why me?"
and being angry,
I said, "I have to do everything
I can't do when I'm working."
Flow. And I got up every day saying,
"I'll receive the message
that life wants to give me."
It's about looking for, within the pain,
the positive things in life.
That's exactly
what was happening to me on this trip,
because I really missed Kai
and I said, "If she'd come,
"she would've had fun,
she would've played in the snow,
"she would've seen Santa."
And I felt really sad,
really guilty, and really bad.
And then I thought something
like what you just said.
Know what?
To make the most of this situation
and to not feel so bad,
I'll do precisely everything
I wouldn't have been able to do
-if Kai had been here.
-Exactly.
I never have time to enjoy
these unique landscapes.
That puts me more at ease.
Exactly. Instead of going,
"I miss my daughter"
and crying all afternoon
until your eyes are swollen.
I think we're getting dizzy.
I'm dizzy.
-Me too.
-Reminds me of the catamaran.
No, please.
-We were all puking.
-Puking in the mall.
FINLAND
HELSINKI
Wanna know the bad news, family?
It just snowed here this morning.
We thought Estonia would be less cold
because there's less snow.
But no.
The wind is so cold it gets to your bones.
Oh, my God. It's so cold.
But not as cold as Helsinki.
It turns out that, near the sea,
and we were right next to it,
the cold's worse. And if it's humid,
it's even worse.
Tallin is one of the most original
medieval towns in Europe.
Without being rebuilt or remodeled.
This is our car.
Let me ask. Wait.
Wait.
I thought we weren't going to get in here.
-Sorry.
-Welcome.
-This is...
-Welcome to Estonia.
-Thank you. This is our car?
-Yeah, your car.
-Mr. Derbez.
-Nice to meet you. I'm Marick.
-He's got no idea who you are.
-He doesn't know you.
Careful, my love.
-Ready.
-Thank you. Yes.
What are we going to do in Tallinn?
-Looking for...
-Find a girlfriend for Vadhir.
-Look for love.
-So we're looking for love?
If I'm here
just to get you a girlfriend...
-And a boyfriend for you.
-...I'll punch you.
And a boyfriend for you.
-Someone to give you a medieval humping.
-No.
-Vadhir!
-Hey, well, I mean that...
What if you're the one to find love?
-Exactly.
-No way.
Being on vacation
until we find a girlfriend for Vadhir?
Some time back,
it would've been a really short vacation.
But now...
I noticed it's not so easy
for him to find a girlfriend.
It's complicated, to be honest.
-Nice to meet you.
-Hi. Alessandra.
-Nice to meet you.
-Is this your first time in Tallinn?
-Yes.
-Welcome.
You're probably very tired.
Have a seat. Relax.
-Sit while I get the rooms.
-This is beautiful.
I just wanna go to my room,
be alone, rest, sleep.
Maybe some champagne
to celebrate the occasion.
She'll explain about the reservations.
I want my room pleasant for myself.
Good afternoon once again
and welcome to Schlössle Hotel.
-Thank you.
-We're happy to have you.
So, I'll introduce you a little bit
to our small building.
-It's actually from the 13th century.
-Okay.
-From the 13th century.
-Imagine that.
-I can't believe it.
-Thirteenth century, wow.
It's an older building that
used to be a merchant house.
I hope you enjoy.
The rooms are quite unique
and come with
different kinds of characters.
-I hope they suit your taste.
-Thank you.
So were you able to find a room
big enough for all of us?
-Yes, we have the perfect room.
-What do you mean?
No! All together in a room?
Imagine I find love here
and they're all...
-Listening to him.
-Listening? Watching him.
Suddenly Eugenio asked for one room
for all of us.
Like our second wedding night?
Like that.
-So you don't want to all share a room?
-No, Dad.
No, thank you.
-No.
-Not now, young man.
A separate room for everyone?
It's gonna be...
It's gonna be one room for...
-For the family?
-My family and my daughter.
Yes.
-Another room for my other daughter.
-For the rest.
It's just that I have a big daughter.
-Tell her about your shoulder.
-And a small... Quiet!
-A small daughter.
-All right.
-So...
-That's why you drink. I get it now.
-She's the big sister.
-Okay.
And she's the little one. And...
Why are you telling her all that?
-The lady's just begging to be killed.
-Okay.
Tell her you were invited to Qatar
but couldn't go.
-The little one...
-...will be staying with you.
Yeah, because she's our daughter.
I mean, the other one is also my daughter.
They're not my kids.
Tell him you're not interested
in his story. It's okay.
Well, anyway... Okay, so...
I can't stand my kids criticizing me
because I want to talk to people.
I'm talkative,
I like to explain things to people.
They're as cold as the wind.
It's completely fine.
You can let me know
how can I help you with anything.
You can go into details.
-Okay, a room for everyone.
-A room for everyone?
-You can rest.
-Yes.
-We'll get up early tomorrow and sightsee?
-Yeah.
Okay, off to bed
and we'll get an early start tomorrow.
-Okay.
-Thank you so much.
Thank you.
-So I can talk to my girl.
-My, the chaos!
Let's sleep. What a long day.
I'm exhausted.
Is someone going to take the bags?
Why don't you ever want to carry anything?
I'm burdened with my past,
which is enough.
My bedroom's really nice.
It's the presidential suite.
Obviously, because I'm the youngest,
I'm the spoiled one.
My bed.
Check this. It's got a double comforter.
I don't know why.
And see the bathroom, please.
What's with this mirror?
You can see everything.
-But not your face.
-So you can see how you get up.
My God. No!
What?
Look. There's cognac.
Wine.
Let's see...
No! No!
You're excited.
-You're like those people who win a car.
-No!
This is my crib.
Traveling with the Derbezes...
Today we'll go dog sledding.
I planned this activity
because my family has to experience it.
This is incredible. Right, sweetie?
It's been a hard year for me.
I want to acknowledge
that my wife was by my side every minute,
every second.
I wanted to take advantage
of this place to ask you
to marry me again.
Yes, yes, my love.
Get on one knee!
You hurt your shoulder, not your knee.
Hey, Dad.
There's a letter on the bed
that says, "Aitana."
It just appeared.
"Santa's looking forward
to meeting you soon."
He wants to meet you soon!
-For you. Thank you.
-Thank you.
-Aitana, come.
-Wait.
-What's your name?
-Aitana.
Aitana...
-Thank you.
-What is that? What is this?
It's a letter from Santa Claus.
"I'm very happy you're visiting me."
"So I want to invite you to my house."
"An elf will confirm the appointment."
Jutte!
Oh, my God!
Mom! Mom! Mom!
The most awesome mischief happened!
It's incredible.
What? Show me.
-Come, Mom.
-I didn't see. What is it?
What's this, Aitana?
Is that Santa?
And there are more elves?
It's Santa and the other elves.
"Dear Aitana,
"today, I'm inviting you to my house."
I got a third letter
that said I'd see him that day.
"As soon as the sun goes to bed,
"come to the house with the red door,
"under the North Star.
"Knock three times and then twice more."
Incredible. I had a friend, Nutter,
and when we'd go to his house,
since people were looking for him,
you had to knock like that so he'd open.
We have to change the whole production.
What are you saying?
Meeting Santa trumps everything.
There's no other plan.
We'll change whatever we have to change.
We had a plan. We have to tell Javi
so he knows we're changing it.
Are you excited?
I'm also really excited.
I never met Santa before.
I never saw him. It's so exciting, honey.
EUGENIO
YEAR 1963
MY FIRST PET
VADHIR
IMITATING DAD
SKIING
JOSÉ EDUARDO
RECENTLY BATHED!
TRAVELING WITH THE DERBEZES
-Are you gonna do it?
-Of course.
Of course.
Where do you wanna sled from?
-Here.
-The snow covered everything.
I'll follow you.
My hand... My shoulder's all wrong.
One, two...
That was really slow.
Harder, harder!
Harder!
Aitana, stand back!
-Aitana, stand back!
-Hit him with it.
It's like the chupacabra from the Alameda.
Watch it! This kid's mom is armed.
-Aitana, stand back!
-It's the Yeti!
-No! No!
-I'm going to...
Stop!
Hey, you scared us!
I mean, that didn't look
like a Yeti at all.
It's like the chupacabra
from Alameda park.
Obviously, no one believed it.
It was more awkward than scary.
I'm sinking.
Like that, very slowly.
Hold up.
Some air.
Hey, Yeti, get on the sled. Quick.
-Get on with the costume.
-Okay.
I got snow in places
I didn't know snow could get in.
-Three, two...
-Vadhir, you can't fit in there.
...one!
He's gonna break it!
Don't we need a helmet for this?
No, wait. I'm scared.
-I'm scared.
-You're too heavy.
Are you ready for this?
Seriously?
The Titanic was more graceful.
Why don't we make snow angels?
-Here.
-Yes.
Snow is lots of fun.
One, two, three.
Dad's angel will have a crooked shoulder.
One of his wings will be smaller.
You're so mean.
-Let's see how they look.
-Look.
Dad's is crooked on the right.
Help him up.
I just want to say that I'm excited
because we'll meet Santa today.
Let's go, let's go!
Hurry, hurry.
Jutta and I are gonna see Santa.
Right, Jutta?
Of course, sweetie, if you want
Dad or me to go with you, we will.
Who do you want?
Will we be able to go in or not?
I don't know.
Do you want us all to go with you?
Yes.
But adults don't get toys, you know?
The adults that don't believe anymore.
But the ones that do...
get toys.
Do you believe in Santa?
-I do.
-Me too.
Did you see? What's that?
-Yeah.
-The North Star.
Olavi, you know how to get there?
I told you about the North Star
and everything.
You have to follow the North Star
to find the house.
And Olavi knew
how to follow the North Star.
So off we go.
Thank you.
-Olavi knows.
-Olavi knows how to get there.
He knows how to drive,
he knows where the North Star is.
-He can drive the snowmobile.
-He can play the accordion.
And he knows how to charm women.
Olavi and Alessandra's relationship
is on a roll.
At least he can do
60,000 more things than my dad.
My dad, well...
He makes her laugh.
-Did you see the North Star?
-Yeah, it's really bright tonight.
-Are you nervous?
-Excited.
I remember I'd never wait until
the next morning to open my presents.
What?
My mom always said,
"It's midnight. Go and hide."
And she'd make me hide under the blankets
and listen to Santa coming in.
I always heard "Ho, ho, ho,"
in a really deep voice.
Didn't you ever go out to see him?
No, I never did because I was scared.
Plus, my mom always said that
if I saw him, that was bad.
You can't see him for some reason.
I don't know why he's letting us see him.
-It's crazy.
-Because we're going to his house.
When he comes, we can't see him.
It's part of his job.
That's true.
Hey, I think we're getting close
because we're slowing down.
Olavi, are we lost or you're okay?
We are okay. We're quite close.
-Remember you were the Grinch?
-Totally.
You didn't want to decorate
or have a tree, nothing.
Whenever you went, "Christmas is coming!"
I'd be like...
"So? Who cares?"
Because of my parents' marriage,
them not getting along,
Christmas was always an issue.
So when you came in
with your Christmas spirit, I said...
It was hard for me to play along with you
and get on board with your Christmas.
However, thank you
for ignoring my "grinchiness."
I'm even enjoying Christmas again.
And then, when Aitana came,
Christmas took on
a completely different meaning
thanks to the family you and I created.
I fell in love with Christmas again
and now I immensely enjoy it
and it makes me very happy,
so thank you for that.
-Did you see?
-Yeah.
-Remember how you have to knock?
-Yeah.
-How?
-Five times.
First three times.
Slowly. And then...
Wait a bit between knocks.
For me, who always believed
in Santa Claus,
and as a kid got up
in the middle of the night
trying to catch a glimpse of him,
suddenly having the chance
to visit Santa Claus's house...
it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
God. We're almost there.
Let me see!
No.
That's his house.
-How's it look?
-Really cool.
-It's over there.
-I saw the red door.
We were finally living the dream
that motivated us to agree to this trip.
We were at Santa's house.
SANTA'S HOUSE
-Look out, look out.
-Let me out! Let me out!
It's Santa's reindeer!
No. Let me see.
They're actually here! Santa's reindeer!
-Hello!
-Santa's reindeer, my love.
Hello!
Hello.
Careful. Did you see
how big their antlers are?
Let's see, let's see.
You can touch them!
I saw the reindeer
in front of Santa's house
and I touched one.
It didn't get scared or anything.
So? Do you want to touch them
alone or with someone else?
-Ais.
-Ais will go with you.
With Ais?
Let's go.
-How exciting! Are you nervous?
-Yeah.
I'm very nervous.
I have to check
that it's really Santa's house.
I think it is.
-Go.
-No way! There's something there.
Go and knock.
Hi.
-Hello.
-Hello. You have to be Aitana.
Yes.
Welcome to Santa's secret home. Okay.
We were wondering if it's okay
if we bring cameras with us because...
-If we could come.
-Cameras?
Yeah.
-Oh, of course!
-Yeah? Really?
Yes!
-Is that okay for you?
-Yeah!
She says yes!
-Come on in.
-Let's go. Is that okay?
-Cameras can go in.
-Welcome to Santa's secret home.
Tell production that cameras can go in.
-We can?
-Yes, cameras can go in.
They said yes.
-Nice to meet you. My name is Aislinn.
-Aislinn, nice to meet you.
Quiet. Don't make noise
so they don't kick us out, please.
Your name I remember. Aitana.
You are feeling so cold.
-Hi. How are you?
-It's cold today.
Yes, so cold.
So, we have the elves, I think.
-With you?
-Yes.
Great. I love elves. What about you?
-Me too.
-Okay.
Okay. Come on in.
Okay.
You know Santa?
Aitana, this is your place.
And would you like to see Santa?
Santa, darling.
-He's coming!
-Madam! Hi!
-We have guests here.
-Sorry. I was sleeping.
-I can't believe it.
-No way! No way!
-I can't believe it.
-No way! No way! No way!
No way! No way! No way! No way!
I can't believe it.
-I swear I can't believe it.
-Come on, dear.
My good friends,
you are coming very far away.
Hi!
-Hi, Santa.
-My God!
Aitana...
-Hi.
-Great. Hello.
You are very good girl.
Yes. Thank you.
Are you every day good girl
or sometimes or fifty-fifty?
-Every day.
-I think that every time.
-Can I sit down with you?
-Sit, Aitana.
Okay.
-Yes, I love this. Thank you so much.
-Thank you.
Okay. Great.
-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.
I have made them just for you.
-Thank you.
-I know.
The tea wasn't good.
It needed a little booze.
But the cookies were very good.
-Your small helper is here.
-Aitana.
From... Can you remember?
-Crissy.
-Yes.
It's Crissy!
Aitana, can you show me
some dancing for me?
-Yeah, show him.
-Okay.
One, two, three, go.
-Thank you so much.
-Very good dancer.
Papa, can you make
some traditional Mexican dance for me?
-Me? A traditional...
-Yes, yes, yes. You, you, you.
Oh, my God!
Ten points!
Very good dancer.
Aitana, come here.
Yes.
The Christmas spirit in me
was dead for a long time.
Not many people can come inside
my very secret home.
You're very lucky. Only good girls,
good papa, good mama
can visit in my secret home.
Through Aitana, I slowly fell in love
with Christmas again.
And being here,
I felt it really strongly within me.
I have heard that you are every day
good girl. Is that true?
Yes.
Yes.
I love Christmas
and I believe in Santa 100%.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
The Derbezes, the Derbezes
You can sit here with me.
Another one!
Yes, yes, yes.
-Ready?
-Okay.
One, two... Beautiful.
It's very nice to meet you.
Mama, Papa, come here.
All, make group photo.
All of us, yes.
-Smile.
-Great. Perfect.
-Big smiles, girl.
-Merry Christmas!
Dear Santa, this Christmas I'd like
a Finnish woman. A young woman, you know?
Sincerely,
your boy Vadhir.
-Just one for me.
-Yes.
Sorry.
Put your finger this way.
Christmas is complicated for me,
but I got excited. It's exciting.
Kai, look.
I want to show you the real Santa.
He's here. Look!
Yes.
I'm very lucky that I can meet you here.
These are moments
that I would've loved to have with her.
It really hurts to feel that
part of the family was missing,
which was Kai.
She's what I love the most in my life.
Give him a hug.
-Merry Christmas!
-And hug.
Good luck to your family.
-Thank you, Santa.
-Good luck.
Standing before the number one creator
of magical moments in the world,
who, of course, is Santa Claus,
was beautiful because I know
around Christmas time.
I love creating that magical world,
those scenarios.
So it was great to meet a colleague
who also entertains children.
-It was nice to see you.
-I'm a huge fan, really.
-Thank you very much.
-Yes. Okay!
Christmas is coming
and Santa has so much work.
When we decided to come to Finland,
I was looking forward
to sharing with Aitana...
Getting to meet Santa Claus.
Bye-bye.
So taking Aitana to Santa's house
fulfilled our goal of showing her
the magic of Christmas.
-Okay, thank you.
-Thank you for having us.
How about you? It was nice?
Okay.
Where are my gloves? Ready?
-Enjoy your night.
-Thank you.
So, this should stay here.
How exciting.
Did you see how beautiful
the house is, honey?
It was unreal.
The only thing I found a bit creepy
was that reindeer skull over there.
It's probably a reindeer that died, right?
Yeah, but just keep its ashes in an urn.
-Anyways, let's go.
-Yeah.
-He didn't even offer us some wine.
-Stop criticizing Santa.
-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.
-It's very cool.
-I can't believe what we just did.
-Can we yell from excitement now? Can we?
-Yes.
Oh, my Santa! You did a good job.
Oh, darling...
Merry Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho!
Why do you almost never
spend Christmas with me?
Isn't it clear yet?
You've only spent two Christmases with me,
something like that.
Three, right?
Why? Why are you so wayward?
Let's face it. What happens whenever
I spend Christmas or New Year with you?
Be honest.
Something goes wrong.
But give me a chance.
How many chances do you want?
Tell your mom it should be half and half.
No, it's like a joke.
So you won't spend Christmas with us?
-Do you really want me to?
-Yes.
You don't care what could happen?
Even if you bring your dark cloud
and we crash, I want to be with you.
We could try to spend one together,
but without any extreme things.
We'll talk about that,
but let's spend more Christmases together.
Tell me this. If I agree
to spend another Christmas with you
and something else happens, then what?
Do we forget about it?
Do we forget about it or not?
You're thinking it over.
You know it's probable.
It's like asking, "Would you
give up on me forever?" No.
No, no, no.
But would you agree now?
Okay, all right.
I just wanna make this clear.
Okay, if anything strange happens to you
for Christmas, I'll drop it.
Or to us, something happens,
there's a fire...
All right.
And that's that. We'll switch it
for Thanksgiving or Father's Day.
-Halloween.
-Halloween.
All right. All right.
But really, next Christmas...
I don't know why I'm so tired.
I'm also dead tired.
-Everything looks good.
-Where's Ale?
Honey!
-No, we'll wait for her.
-Who's missing?
Ale.
-Coming. Sorry.
-Hello, babe.
-Hello.
-Sit here. Your juice.
-What would you like?
-Okay.
-A waffle, please.
-You want a waffle?
-Yes.
-Want me to cut it for you?
Send that Trinche Salsa that way.
That's the idea. It's the Trinche Salsa.
It's really good.
It's delicious. I visited the kitchen
with the people who make it.
With all the ingredients and everything.
I think I have
the best salsa in the market.
Yes, you go, girl.
Now we have to try it.
-It's a sample for you to try.
-We'll order quesadillas.
I have an idea
since we rarely come all this way.
I'd like to take advantage
of this opportunity
and visit some other place.
That would be incredible.
I saw that Estonia is really close.
It's also close to Helsinki,
where we're leaving from.
Listen. How many days
are you talking about?
Because we're supposed to go back.
-I have to go back to my daughter.
-A couple of days.
A couple of days is nothing for you
since you don't have kids.
I want to say that...
No, enough.
-It affects me.
-What?
-Are you gonna cry?
-Yeah. It feels horrible.
Mau and I have an agreement.
We're with her fifty-fifty.
And that means
we sometimes have to be apart.
Sometimes for several weeks.
For me, that part is...
It affects me the most.
It's Christmas. It's...
Although it's Kai's time with her dad,
part of me would've loved
to have her experience all this
because she loves the snow,
we went to Santa's Village,
and that's special for her
and I miss her a lot.
Of course I want to be here.
I want to see a new place I never visited.
But there's a part of me
that can't take it.
I want to go back to my daughter.
Do what you have to do,
what your heart tells you.
And remember
that if you stay two more days,
it's okay. It doesn't make you a bad mom
or a bad person.
It's not every day you can visit Estonia
on the other side of the world
and it's okay, you know?
And if the others feel like it,
it would be incredible if we
could make the most of being here.
Do you know what's the most interesting
and important thing about Estonia?
-Come on. Tell them.
-What?
Estonia produces
more supermodels per capita
than anywhere else in the world.
Now we know why you want to go.
I'm thinking that my brother and I are...
The cat's out of the bag.
It's really cold here.
Are there also male models?
Yeah, there must be.
Estonian supermodels.
If there are also male models,
maybe Kai can wait a little bit.
We fulfilled Aitana's dream
of meeting Santa,
and now it's time for Vadhir's dream.
We'll meet "the one."
We're going to Estonia.
Come on. Let's go.
-Come on.
-Really?
Just look what we have here.
Cheese, champagne, cognac.
It's 9:00 in the morning.
What the hell are you doing?
Two alcoholic drinks...
Are you okay? You got a problem?
I'm fine.
Cheers.
FINLAND
HELSINKI
I'd never seen Tallinn before.
I just knew it was
a gorgeous medieval city.
It was one of the reasons
I wanted to stay.
Look at that. The ship's coming.
I didn't know it'd be this big,
but it looks pretty cool.
It looks like a cruise ship.
Did you see the ship?
It's a ship for famous people.
Look how it's called.
"Megastar."
Only megastars on the ship.
We're getting on the ferry!
Here we go.
The ferry's incredible.
It's massive, like a cruise ship.
Incredible.
We're off to Estonia!
You have no idea how cold it is.
It's like zero degrees.
It's all because... Wow, the wind.
And it's all because you want to smoke
and we're keeping you company.
I always travel with a cigarette and...
No, no.
Yeah, I bought a little bottle,
but just to try it.
It's not to party,
it's just for the palate.
We're on the cruise
and we found this game.
It's a bent table.
It's super cool because it's curved.
Your turn.
The ship's panties are bent outta shape.
You're a gentleman.
Okay, dude. You won.
No!
In your face, bitch!
Easy there, easy.
How'd I agree to get on this ship
and go to another country?
It'll be worth it. Look.
-Everything the light touches...
-...is frozen.
-Frozen.
-Exactly.
You say you enjoy everything,
even tragic things.
What about when you broke your arm?
There's pain involved in that.
Instead of saying, "Why me?"
and being angry,
I said, "I have to do everything
I can't do when I'm working."
Flow. And I got up every day saying,
"I'll receive the message
that life wants to give me."
It's about looking for, within the pain,
the positive things in life.
That's exactly
what was happening to me on this trip,
because I really missed Kai
and I said, "If she'd come,
"she would've had fun,
she would've played in the snow,
"she would've seen Santa."
And I felt really sad,
really guilty, and really bad.
And then I thought something
like what you just said.
Know what?
To make the most of this situation
and to not feel so bad,
I'll do precisely everything
I wouldn't have been able to do
-if Kai had been here.
-Exactly.
I never have time to enjoy
these unique landscapes.
That puts me more at ease.
Exactly. Instead of going,
"I miss my daughter"
and crying all afternoon
until your eyes are swollen.
I think we're getting dizzy.
I'm dizzy.
-Me too.
-Reminds me of the catamaran.
No, please.
-We were all puking.
-Puking in the mall.
FINLAND
HELSINKI
Wanna know the bad news, family?
It just snowed here this morning.
We thought Estonia would be less cold
because there's less snow.
But no.
The wind is so cold it gets to your bones.
Oh, my God. It's so cold.
But not as cold as Helsinki.
It turns out that, near the sea,
and we were right next to it,
the cold's worse. And if it's humid,
it's even worse.
Tallin is one of the most original
medieval towns in Europe.
Without being rebuilt or remodeled.
This is our car.
Let me ask. Wait.
Wait.
I thought we weren't going to get in here.
-Sorry.
-Welcome.
-This is...
-Welcome to Estonia.
-Thank you. This is our car?
-Yeah, your car.
-Mr. Derbez.
-Nice to meet you. I'm Marick.
-He's got no idea who you are.
-He doesn't know you.
Careful, my love.
-Ready.
-Thank you. Yes.
What are we going to do in Tallinn?
-Looking for...
-Find a girlfriend for Vadhir.
-Look for love.
-So we're looking for love?
If I'm here
just to get you a girlfriend...
-And a boyfriend for you.
-...I'll punch you.
And a boyfriend for you.
-Someone to give you a medieval humping.
-No.
-Vadhir!
-Hey, well, I mean that...
What if you're the one to find love?
-Exactly.
-No way.
Being on vacation
until we find a girlfriend for Vadhir?
Some time back,
it would've been a really short vacation.
But now...
I noticed it's not so easy
for him to find a girlfriend.
It's complicated, to be honest.
-Nice to meet you.
-Hi. Alessandra.
-Nice to meet you.
-Is this your first time in Tallinn?
-Yes.
-Welcome.
You're probably very tired.
Have a seat. Relax.
-Sit while I get the rooms.
-This is beautiful.
I just wanna go to my room,
be alone, rest, sleep.
Maybe some champagne
to celebrate the occasion.
She'll explain about the reservations.
I want my room pleasant for myself.
Good afternoon once again
and welcome to Schlössle Hotel.
-Thank you.
-We're happy to have you.
So, I'll introduce you a little bit
to our small building.
-It's actually from the 13th century.
-Okay.
-From the 13th century.
-Imagine that.
-I can't believe it.
-Thirteenth century, wow.
It's an older building that
used to be a merchant house.
I hope you enjoy.
The rooms are quite unique
and come with
different kinds of characters.
-I hope they suit your taste.
-Thank you.
So were you able to find a room
big enough for all of us?
-Yes, we have the perfect room.
-What do you mean?
No! All together in a room?
Imagine I find love here
and they're all...
-Listening to him.
-Listening? Watching him.
Suddenly Eugenio asked for one room
for all of us.
Like our second wedding night?
Like that.
-So you don't want to all share a room?
-No, Dad.
No, thank you.
-No.
-Not now, young man.
A separate room for everyone?
It's gonna be...
It's gonna be one room for...
-For the family?
-My family and my daughter.
Yes.
-Another room for my other daughter.
-For the rest.
It's just that I have a big daughter.
-Tell her about your shoulder.
-And a small... Quiet!
-A small daughter.
-All right.
-So...
-That's why you drink. I get it now.
-She's the big sister.
-Okay.
And she's the little one. And...
Why are you telling her all that?
-The lady's just begging to be killed.
-Okay.
Tell her you were invited to Qatar
but couldn't go.
-The little one...
-...will be staying with you.
Yeah, because she's our daughter.
I mean, the other one is also my daughter.
They're not my kids.
Tell him you're not interested
in his story. It's okay.
Well, anyway... Okay, so...
I can't stand my kids criticizing me
because I want to talk to people.
I'm talkative,
I like to explain things to people.
They're as cold as the wind.
It's completely fine.
You can let me know
how can I help you with anything.
You can go into details.
-Okay, a room for everyone.
-A room for everyone?
-You can rest.
-Yes.
-We'll get up early tomorrow and sightsee?
-Yeah.
Okay, off to bed
and we'll get an early start tomorrow.
-Okay.
-Thank you so much.
Thank you.
-So I can talk to my girl.
-My, the chaos!
Let's sleep. What a long day.
I'm exhausted.
Is someone going to take the bags?
Why don't you ever want to carry anything?
I'm burdened with my past,
which is enough.
My bedroom's really nice.
It's the presidential suite.
Obviously, because I'm the youngest,
I'm the spoiled one.
My bed.
Check this. It's got a double comforter.
I don't know why.
And see the bathroom, please.
What's with this mirror?
You can see everything.
-But not your face.
-So you can see how you get up.
My God. No!
What?
Look. There's cognac.
Wine.
Let's see...
No! No!
You're excited.
-You're like those people who win a car.
-No!
This is my crib.