De Viaje Con Los Derbez (2019–…): Season 3, Episode 4 - El gran escape - full transcript
Previously on Traveling with the Derbezes.
You want to be humiliated again?
I want to go alone to a place in Kingston.
You're scaring me.
I got the catamaran.
-When is it for?
-Today?
I need a favor.
When you see it, flag it down so it stops.
-Eugenio!
-What's going on?
Ta-da!
We can go wherever we want,
like it's our water taxi.
Enough, please!
No way.
No!
-I rented the catamaran for two nights.
-What?
I have to go…
-What the heck!
-You have to help me.
I think we need an accomplice.
Our stepmom has to help.
-You want to go without your dad noticing?
-Yes, please.
How much?
Why is a boat coming?
Let's go!
Thanks, buddy.
Jump!
What? Hey!
-Come on.
-Hurry before he sees us.
Let's get out of here!
Where are they going?
-It's like crossing the border.
-On target!
Hey! Where are you going?
-Bye!
-Bye, Dad!
Alessandra knows, ask her.
-Ask Ale.
-Yeah.
-Where are you going?
-Don't worry.
Bye!
-Of course...
-They wanted to get off.
TRAVELING WITH THE DERBEZES
They're off to Kingston.
Why didn't they say
they wanted to leave?
They said you wouldn't let them go.
They thought you would get angry
and offended.
-Really?
-Yes.
My kids left the catamaran
without telling me.
I wasn't going to force them to stay.
-Are you sure?
-Well...
Like I'd say, "No, you have to stay here."
But they should have told me
instead of just leaving.
That's not cool.
Let's tell the captain.
No, honey, let them go
if they want to leave.
Why didn't you tell me? Did they tell you?
Yes, they said
they didn't want to be here.
They couldn't take another night here.
And you didn't tell me?
They should have told me
that they wanted to leave,
but instead they went to Alessandra.
So, they didn't like the plan.
I know that it's cloudy
and the sea's choppy,
and it's not as fun as it could have been.
But at least have the decency to tell me.
Look...
-Did you tell us about this?
-Okay.
All right, it's revenge.
It's not the easiest thing for me.
I also wanted to run away.
I wanted to sleep at the villa,
but I know Eugenio's really excited
about sleeping on the ship.
Poor Alessandra, her face was like,
"Please, get me out of here.
Take me with you."
Too bad, it comes with the job.
You married him, now suck it up.
-They manipulated you with "Please..."
-No.
"You're cool, help us out.
Hold back the tiger so he doesn't bite."
Who's staying with the tiger?
-You! My warrior.
-Exactly.
Dude, I can still feel the ground moving.
-I mean...
-Well, we're in a car, right?
That must be it.
-Thank God we're off that damn catamaran.
-No kidding.
I told José Eduardo that if he helped us
I'd take him out for drinks.
So we're going to Kingston,
to a local Rastafari place
lots of people recommended.
I've been a bit stressed out lately…
-A bit.
-A bit. Know why?
I don't know why it didn't happen before.
Living together is stressing me out.
-Why is that?
-Why?
It's like too much togetherness.
We haven't been apart for a single second.
Totally, yeah.
I think we were sick
of being packed like sardines.
Honestly, when it's just us three,
without dad and Ale,
we have lots of fun.
When we spend some time apart,
or when we're not all together...
You can breathe.
We can breathe,
open our chakras or whatever.
I was in a really bad mood on the ship.
The catamaran was the worst idea.
The afternoon was great,
as was the sunset.
Aside from that, it was horrible.
Ais, what's wrong?
Dude, no!
I can't.
I don't think the ship was that bad.
I'll let it slide.
I think my sister's getting a bit upset
that we're ruining her vacation.
Thanks, I'm happy we're here.
It was a great adventure.
Thank you.
But…
Did you see how your kids left?
You have to think about us.
You have to think about
other people's plans.
Remember this was Ais's trip.
Remember we hadn't planned to come.
Is Eugenio controlling?
No, let's see. I'm not controlling.
-He's very controlling.
-No, Alessandra…
The point is you didn't keep your promise,
and that's wrong.
-It's not right.
-Okay.
I need you to promise me that,
for the remainder of the trip,
you'll make a superhuman effort…
-Okay.
-…to not be controlling.
To not to have everything your way.
I just suggest things. I suggest,
I give opinions and options on what to do.
I say, "We're in Jamaica.
We can do this or that.
This is fun. We have to do it."
It's not what you do,
which is,
"Put on a sweater because it's hot."
"Put on." Not,
"Honey, do you feel hot?" No.
-What?
-That's bossy.
I don't impose anything.
-I just suggest.
-You have to control where we go, when,
who we go with, the activities, the times,
what's for breakfast, lunch, dinner.
-Suggestions.
-Really…
Bringing us here, without telling us,
means you're not thinking about us.
All right.
All right!
Can we now…
have a romantic evening?
It's been so long.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
If life gave me Alessandra,
I should make the most of her.
I wanted to tell you…
-Mom, Dad.
-What's up, my love?
I don't want to be alone.
I forgot about Aitana.
Sorry. Don't put your hands there.
Let me see your hand. Poor baby.
Sorry, but you put it there.
Let me see. Show me.
Sorry, honey,
but you put your hand there, my love.
Don't do that. Let me see?
Let me see? Come here, honey.
My sister looks stunning tonight.
You look ready to get…
-Wait!
-Some Jamaican water.
I'm sorry to say
that I'm not interested in…
Having a little sister for…
…the opposite sex right now.
So, if someone's trying to pick me up…
-And you?
-…come for me.
I don't need anyone.
I don't need to meet men
to have a good time.
I'll give you a sign.
And when I do that,
it means I want out of there,
so you come get me.
Okay, and what's the sign?
It has to look like I'm having fun.
So, I'll go like this, "Wow!"
But it means it's terrible.
So, the opposite.
This is so ridiculous.
Back in my day, it was like,
"Look, idiot, you're bothering me."
Now we need code words. Okay.
-It's confusing, if she's having fun…
-Yeah.
-How about you sneeze?
-Listen!
You know that when I'm having fun,
-I don't go, "Wow!"
-You don't?
I'm just like, "Tell me more.
Let's talk about whatever."
-And I'm relaxed.
-You study or you work?
-You study or you work?
-Nice biceps…
Exactly.
Got it. That's what we'll do, don't worry.
-Let's hope nothing happens.
-No.
-Come here.
-Is it better?
Come on, I'll hug you and take you to bed.
Come, my love, I'll hug you
and put you in bed.
Come.
She's sleepy.
-No!
-No? You're tired.
No!
We're here, bitches!
Okay, no…
Let's go.
I'll pop open a button. Come on, ladies.
Here!
He unbuttoned it more.
This? You're in my neighborhood.
I'm in charge here, remember that.
Okay! Ready?
She's not a Muppet!
We love and adore each other,
but what do you think?
We don't go out together,
so this will be interesting.
It'll be cool 'cause we're in Jamaica,
and we'll really go all out.
Look, bud, now we'll see
who stinks the most.
Aislinn says she's the life of the party,
but I don't think so.
She might party hard,
but how long will she last?
Nothing.
I get asked out,
get hired to go to weddings.
She's not the life of the party!
Spin! Hey!
Look at them.
To the bar!
Where? Where? Where?
That's it, bud!
Now you're exhausted?
Honey, it's been a long day,
but no, listen…
Okay, yeah, but come here.
You're so far away, you're not romantic,
you're not cooperating.
I'm here. What are you saying?
I mean, you're far away
and asking if I'm exhausted. I'm not.
What about you?
A bit, but now that I look at you
I'm not so tired.
Yeah.
-What do you want for dinner?
-You're making dinner?
-Yeah, I'll make it.
-You'll make dinner?
-Mom?
-What's wrong, honey?
I don't want to be alone.
-Okay, my love.
-And…
She got up again.
-Daddy's going. Will you? You or me?
-No, I'll go.
Don't put your hand there.
-Don't worry, honey. Daddy's coming.
-I'm going again.
-Kids.
-Go.
-Kids.
-Go.
Children, a blessing.
-Put her to bed.
-The Lord's blessing.
She doesn't want to be alone, go.
Daddy?
Where are my siblings?
Honey, I wish I knew.
-A toast!
-Yeah!
Bottoms up!
No, it was a shot,
not the whole bottle, but drink up.
I don't like alcohol,
but this was a very special occasion,
very particular,
and I felt I owed it to José Eduardo.
To the dance floor!
I shouldn't have done that
after a shot, man.
Crap!
My sister's a lot more fun than I thought.
And now that she's had some drinks,
she's everyone's friend,
she's hanging with the bartender…
Dance!
I remember my sister dancing, having fun,
having a great time, how it should be.
Just enjoy life.
-Like father, like son
-Like son
Don't brag, don't love me
No, Manchester United, I understand
It's an open secret
Don't steal my thunder
Don't scribble in my books
You think it's cool
Play and learn
Here, man, your banana
Stay in your lane
That's my sister!
-That's it?
-Enough.
-Is she calm now?
-No, she's upset.
-What?
-I hope.
You can't take my sister anywhere
because she bothers the guys
and plays their drums.
How's that?
Yeah, show-off!
I know it looks like I drank too much,
but if I were really drunk,
I wouldn't be able to rap like that,
or play the drums like that,
or organize that dance just so you know.
What will you make for dinner?
No, our moment's gone…
What? Our moment's now.
-Now.
-Yeah? You sure?
I was waiting for you.
What will you make for dinner?
I don't know. Know what?
You have to cooperate more.
I'm not cooperating.
What do you want to eat?
-I can make, I don't know…
-Some cheese.
No, a snack.
-Some hummus?
-Yeah, okay.
-You're making dinner?
-We haven't been alone for so long.
-I don't even remember.
-Me neither.
-Daddy?
-What, honey?
-No!
-What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Parents with little kids will understand
and you know what I mean,
it's over when you have a little kid.
-What?
-It's over. You can't do it.
You can if you want to. Period.
So, I can't or I don't want to?
Now it turns out…
Hey, she went, "Wow", several times.
She looks fine to me.
Plus, nobody's around her bothering her.
Nobody's coming on to her
and she's going, "Wow!"
-Let's see if she sneezes.
-Okay.
Damn it, don't be an idiot.
Please don't let my sister drink.
José Eduardo says he's a party animal.
Is he rapping? No.
Did he play the drums? No.
Does he dance like crazy? Again, no.
You lost a shoe.
No…
Last night was so much fun.
I didn't think it would be so wild,
with all that dancing.
My sister killed it.
You surprised me. You party hard.
I like having a drink, a conversation,
not jumping on the tables acting crazy.
You party like you're 60 years old.
-You're old, man.
-I was surprised.
-I thought you'd dance and go wild.
-No, not anymore.
-No more.
-That was in my prime.
-When you were 13 or what?
-My peak was at like 15 or 20. Now…
-I'm more focused now.
-You were always like that.
You were never like, "Hey! Cool!" Never.
His friends were always
20 years older than him.
-Or 30 or more.
-Or 40.
-I don't like dancing…
-You don't dance?
When I'm buzzed,
at the table, like this…
You just move your shoulders.
Like a lady with her purse
tucked like this going…
-That's you?
-That's your style?
Hey, I really had
a lot of fun last night, guys.
-Yes! Team!
-I wanted to tell you.
That's it, guys. Scorpions.
It's not that I got really drunk.
Instead, I had a lot of energy
and I was very happy.
-When did you last feel this way?
-I'm not too hungover.
I have a bit of a headache.
But if I don't sleep well,
then I feel terrible.
I think I'm scared my dad will see me,
so my body's trying
not to have a hangover.
It's not that bad.
I'm thirsty and have a headache.
We have to talk to dad. Who'll talk?
-No way.
-He's probably resting.
Snitch!
-If he finds out we went out…
-You're the best kid.
Sure, man, he's always screwing with me!
That's it. He can keep it up.
-It's on you.
-Really…
Exactly.
-Why find another target?
-Do it for us.
For the team. More fuel for the fire.
-More fuel.
-Exactly.
We can't be scared that he'll tell us off.
We're grown… What?
-Sure?
-We're grown-ups.
-We're…
-Over 18.
I think we don't feel
like putting up with his lecture,
especially now that we're all trashed.
No thanks.
We have to change that.
I don't think
we have to explain ourselves to Dad
about what we don't want to do
or what we're doing with our lives.
-The point is that you'll talk to him.
-Son of a...
-Go on, accept your punishment.
-Yeah!
-I'll text him, if I call…
-We chose you 'cause you're the bravest.
Sure.
-The most handsome, most perfect.
-The strongest, most talented.
Just write, "Dad, where should we meet?"
-He's online.
-Where do we go?
He's online and he's reading it.
-He's asking where we are.
-Why does he want to know?
Why does he want to know?
It's not his business.
He wants to pick us up.
-No way.
-Shit, I want a pick-me-up.
-A pick-me-up?
-What's that?
Hey, I picked up a rock.
Seriously, you don't know what that is?
-Here.
-I'll pick up two rocks.
-Don't know?
-Polish it.
It's a magical hangover cure.
What's it got? More alcohol?
Yeah, so you keep going.
Any drunkard knows that you need
more alcohol to cure a hangover.
The same poison always helps.
Always.
The one I like has fernet,
anisette, tequila…
-Wow!
-And just one glass.
Two is too much. It's dangerous.
Guys, you have to do it.
How can mixing liquors cure a hangover?
Hey, he's insisting on picking us up.
-He can say what he wants!
-Let him come. We'll stand up to him.
-No. Okay, stop.
-No matter what he says,
-we stand our ground.
-It had to happen sooner or later.
-Right?
-Yes, okay, I don't care.
-I'll tell him where we are.
-Okay.
Tequila to keep going or what?
He poured it into his concoction.
What? Dear Lord, what's that?
There they are.
-Vadhir!
-Holy crap! Son of a…
-Hey!
-Honey, you scared me.
I just hope my dad doesn't notice
that I was drinking.
That's my mission.
I don't want him to find out.
-Hi, honey.
-Hi, how are you?
-What's up, Dad?
-You look good.
Life takes you to the dark side.
-Hello.
-How are you?
I can't stand the lack of discipline.
I'm very disciplined, very methodical.
I should be more flexible, but it's hard.
We went to bed early last night.
-Really?
-Then...
-We got up and did some exercise.
-We read.
How long? We read for half an hour.
-José Eduardo meditated.
-We meditated.
He "meditated" a video.
Why didn't you sleep at the villa?
-If you leave the villa...
-Your spot's gone.
-And if you snooze...
-You lose.
I don't get why people stay up all night
and get drunk.
I can't handle that.
We could talk seriously for once.
So, you're upset?
I want to know
why you didn't go to the villa.
Did you really stay up all night?
How could we get back to the ship?
No, not to the ship,
to the other place where we were staying.
Not now, we had to leave this morning.
-What about our stuff?
-Exactly.
-What about your stuff?
-You got it, right?
Yes, but I had to bring everything.
I had to pack your bags,
and that's not cool.
For starters, it's not nice
for you to leave like that
and just say, "I'm off."
Second, I had to pack your stuff.
Why didn't you sleep there?
We were on the catamaran,
but someone had to go
get our bags to go to the other villa.
If you've got a hangover
and you got someone nagging you…
No, you need some love, man.
I don't want to argue,
but I didn't like you leaving
without saying goodbye,
or that you didn't go to the villa,
or having to bring your bags.
-It's not cool.
-That's true.
-We agree.
-You're right about the bags.
-Yes.
-We were going to pack them,
but it got late.
Now we're going to the other villa.
-Thanks for loading them.
-Thanks for packing them.
It's okay.
-Well, can we go?
-Did you have breakfast already?
-Yes, you?
-Eat at the villa?
-Really?
-Yes, please.
-I'm starving.
-Want to eat here?
-No…
-I don't recommend it.
-Okay, let's go.
-What are you drinking?
-Try some.
-Jamaican water.
Two? Not one, two?
-Two drinks?
-No, this is pineapple.
-Pineapple water!
-Dude, it looks like pee.
No, that's clearly beer.
You're joking, José Eduardo. That's beer.
What's that?
-Smell it.
-Jamaican water.
-It smells like tequila?
-Seriously?
A tequila strawberry smoothie.
Soon as he got here,
I knew he'd see my drinks.
I thought, "Don't start with the nagging.
Don't start with the bad vibes."
Dad, you've never had a hangover?
You drink more to cure a hangover?
He says that medicine…
Poison kills poison.
I'll go pay.
-Don't change the subject.
-I'm paying.
-You're also drinking?
-No way.
-I don't believe you.
-This will kill me. I swear.
I can't believe it.
I didn't drink it. It's full of sugar.
I'm watching my figure.
Okay, I'll wait in the car.
I'm really tired, Dad.
I just want to get some rest.
I'm a fucking mess.
I haven't slept in two days.
I'm literally falling asleep,
and I just want to be left alone.
Of course you want to rest.
You're all hung over.
-Here he goes.
-I feel worse than sashimi.
Yesterday I was like Daniela Romo's hair.
-How?
-Up to my ass.
Hey, she's listening.
I can't believe the obscenity!
-Sorry.
-The obscenity.
He gets that from his mom, not from me.
It's a good combination.
Part of the family dynamics
can be really tough for me
because I always have to remind them
that there's an 8-year-old girl.
I have to remind them that
there are some topics, some bad words,
they shouldn't say.
We all agree my brother's very ritzy…
-Exactly.
-…and very preppy.
-He's preppy, but from the hood.
-You have a bricklayer deep inside…
Hey!
You'll like it. I saw the pictures
and it's the best villa.
Really?
-It's nicer and has the best view.
-Okay.
-You'll love this one more than the last.
-Is it far away?
Yes, the only problem is
that it's on a mountain.
To reach Heaven,
first you have to go through Hell.
Couldn't we stay someplace flat?
Why does everything have to be
high, twisty and steep?
I can't… I'm sick of it.
That's why I drink, really,
because I get stressed.
-Vad.
-What, Dad?
They're telling me that the villa received
a package for you.
-A big one.
-It's here?
-A what?
-What is it? Another bed for me?
-You'll see.
-A really big package?
-What did you get?
-What is it?
-A sex doll.
-Something... Stop it.
That's bad!
Seriously, what is it, Vadhir?
-You know how I like…
-That's what I'm saying…
You know how I like to fly?
Mushrooms?
-You brought…
-The gadget.
-The paramotor?
-The paramotor!
-That's…
-You're…
Who in their right mind
brings a massive paramotor...
on vacation?
It's like me sending my car
by courier because I miss it.
You're crazy, Vadhir!
-What?
-Vadhir…
-But how big is it?
-Pretty big.
-You sent it from California?
-...from the US to here.
How big is that thing? It's gigantic.
-It's big, but not gigantic.
-The paramotor, too.
Exactly. You know me, yeah.
The motor's big, but you take it apart.
So, the box is medium-sized.
Isn't putting it together dangerous?
Do you always put it together?
-What if it breaks?
-You always do that?
If they're rough with it, yeah.
-There's the risk that it might…
-What's the need?
-…be broken and then the money's wasted.
-Like my heart when people abuse it.
Isn't it dangerous for you to realize
something's wrong
when you're flying
and you see it doesn't work?
Of course not,
I check everything before flying.
-If it's broken, I won't fly.
-I'll help you.
-Yeah?
-Can you assemble it?
-Of course.
-Perfect. Do you usually do that?
I learned absolutely everything.
Maintenance, too.
-That's awesome.
-Cool.
-It's really cool.
-It's an extreme sport.
And you don't know…
Oh, my God!
Son of a bitch.
Why do they drive like that?
There was a fly right in my face.
It's around here. Look, there it is.
It's a fly. Now you're afraid of flies?
I can't believe
you brought that huge thing.
-Thanks, Dad.
-The paddle board and now this huge thing.
-The paramotor, too.
-Why can't you travel light?
I don't know if Vadhir does it
on purpose to anger Dad.
No idea.
But I know that, for Vadhir,
the harder and riskier the activity,
the more he wants to do it.
I don't know
why he likes to risk his life.
It's an enigma, an unsolved mystery.
Are you going to ship it wherever you go?
You can be your own paramotor.
-Okay?
-That's right.
Honey, you sure it's this way?
-No, but whatever.
-This looks rough.
Damn, Dad, really, this had better be
-paradise…
-A palace.
…a palace, like the Taj Mahal
because this is unbearable.
Why are you blaming me?
I've never been here.
We started going up the mountain,
one curve after another.
The road was this narrow. It was dark.
-No, it wasn't dark out.
-It was daytime.
-You don't ask before booking?
-You didn't do your due diligence.
How to get there?
How far is it? Is it hard?
It looks like we'll need a horse
or a donkey to keep climbing.
Dad looks at the photos
and says, "This looks cool."
-I'm about to puke back here.
-This road's horrible.
Didn't anyone tell you
you can't do this hung over?
You can't.
We're going to the villa.
One, it's dangerous.
Two, who built that road?
I'd like to meet them
and say, "What the hell?"
Who says, "It'd be cool
to get home all dizzy
after almost flipping over?"
-What's with this traffic?
-And they're always honking.
-Yeah, dude.
-No way.
They honk to say thanks,
they honk to curse,
they honk to pass a car.
It's a really strange way
of communicating they have here,
always honking.
I don't want to think
what they'd do without a horn.
This road's a nightmare.
I don't think Eugenio expected this road
because even he looked dizzy,
exhausted, tired, angry.
I'm going to throw up. I want to get off.
Curves. Curves.
But not curves like… No!
The curves were so tight
you had to go three miles an hour.
No, it was hell.
Take a deep breath.
-I inhale peace.
-I exhale love.
-I inhale peace.
-I puke love.
I puke love.
After that hellish journey,
we reached Heaven
at our new villa at Blue Mountain.
Let's go.
-Come, honey.
-We made it.
-Yeah!
-Finally!
Look how nice it is.
-Wow!
-Wow for real.
-Is that it?
-Is it your package?
-What I told you. Yes.
-It's the paramotor?
Go, look for it.
Hey, this house really looks different
from the other one.
-Nice.
-Can I see?
I saw movies where the keys are under…
-The doormat?
-See?
Can I see?
There's a spider, too.
Yeah!
Look, she's a professional burglar.
Hey, this house is wonderful.
Great.
-Let me see.
-Wow! Did you see the view? Come.
What is this house?
-Wow!
-Wow, the view!
-See, honey?
-It's like we're in a helicopter.
I hope we can all relax more
in this new villa
because the house is nice
and the views are incredible.
No, I think we're all going to get along
a lot better here.
Listen, Dad,
I haven't slept in two nights.
So I need some rest.
-Then go sleep.
-I get the main room.
-Let's go!
-Yes, let's go look.
Okay, we'll stop working
for today, Juanito.
I think that's enough for today.
Take the afternoon off. No work tomorrow.
See you in two days.
In three seasons,
this is the first time I decide to stop
and say, "Please, sorry, no more."
My kids need it. No more filming.
Give us some time to ourselves
and please give us some time to rest.
Get some rest, guys.
See you in two days. Bye, okay. Bye.
Hello! What do you think?
It's not on right. I'm just showing you.
But I'm totally ready.
I got everything, my jacket,
the stand for the camera.
I'm going to fly.
It's a bit dangerous
'cause I don't know if I can do it.
I don't know
if the wind will be rough or not.
But I'm really excited and happy.
I don't know what to expect.
I just want to fly and feel free.
I'll fly in front of them
so they shit themselves.
Because they'll all be scared.
It'll be really cool.
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You want to be humiliated again?
I want to go alone to a place in Kingston.
You're scaring me.
I got the catamaran.
-When is it for?
-Today?
I need a favor.
When you see it, flag it down so it stops.
-Eugenio!
-What's going on?
Ta-da!
We can go wherever we want,
like it's our water taxi.
Enough, please!
No way.
No!
-I rented the catamaran for two nights.
-What?
I have to go…
-What the heck!
-You have to help me.
I think we need an accomplice.
Our stepmom has to help.
-You want to go without your dad noticing?
-Yes, please.
How much?
Why is a boat coming?
Let's go!
Thanks, buddy.
Jump!
What? Hey!
-Come on.
-Hurry before he sees us.
Let's get out of here!
Where are they going?
-It's like crossing the border.
-On target!
Hey! Where are you going?
-Bye!
-Bye, Dad!
Alessandra knows, ask her.
-Ask Ale.
-Yeah.
-Where are you going?
-Don't worry.
Bye!
-Of course...
-They wanted to get off.
TRAVELING WITH THE DERBEZES
They're off to Kingston.
Why didn't they say
they wanted to leave?
They said you wouldn't let them go.
They thought you would get angry
and offended.
-Really?
-Yes.
My kids left the catamaran
without telling me.
I wasn't going to force them to stay.
-Are you sure?
-Well...
Like I'd say, "No, you have to stay here."
But they should have told me
instead of just leaving.
That's not cool.
Let's tell the captain.
No, honey, let them go
if they want to leave.
Why didn't you tell me? Did they tell you?
Yes, they said
they didn't want to be here.
They couldn't take another night here.
And you didn't tell me?
They should have told me
that they wanted to leave,
but instead they went to Alessandra.
So, they didn't like the plan.
I know that it's cloudy
and the sea's choppy,
and it's not as fun as it could have been.
But at least have the decency to tell me.
Look...
-Did you tell us about this?
-Okay.
All right, it's revenge.
It's not the easiest thing for me.
I also wanted to run away.
I wanted to sleep at the villa,
but I know Eugenio's really excited
about sleeping on the ship.
Poor Alessandra, her face was like,
"Please, get me out of here.
Take me with you."
Too bad, it comes with the job.
You married him, now suck it up.
-They manipulated you with "Please..."
-No.
"You're cool, help us out.
Hold back the tiger so he doesn't bite."
Who's staying with the tiger?
-You! My warrior.
-Exactly.
Dude, I can still feel the ground moving.
-I mean...
-Well, we're in a car, right?
That must be it.
-Thank God we're off that damn catamaran.
-No kidding.
I told José Eduardo that if he helped us
I'd take him out for drinks.
So we're going to Kingston,
to a local Rastafari place
lots of people recommended.
I've been a bit stressed out lately…
-A bit.
-A bit. Know why?
I don't know why it didn't happen before.
Living together is stressing me out.
-Why is that?
-Why?
It's like too much togetherness.
We haven't been apart for a single second.
Totally, yeah.
I think we were sick
of being packed like sardines.
Honestly, when it's just us three,
without dad and Ale,
we have lots of fun.
When we spend some time apart,
or when we're not all together...
You can breathe.
We can breathe,
open our chakras or whatever.
I was in a really bad mood on the ship.
The catamaran was the worst idea.
The afternoon was great,
as was the sunset.
Aside from that, it was horrible.
Ais, what's wrong?
Dude, no!
I can't.
I don't think the ship was that bad.
I'll let it slide.
I think my sister's getting a bit upset
that we're ruining her vacation.
Thanks, I'm happy we're here.
It was a great adventure.
Thank you.
But…
Did you see how your kids left?
You have to think about us.
You have to think about
other people's plans.
Remember this was Ais's trip.
Remember we hadn't planned to come.
Is Eugenio controlling?
No, let's see. I'm not controlling.
-He's very controlling.
-No, Alessandra…
The point is you didn't keep your promise,
and that's wrong.
-It's not right.
-Okay.
I need you to promise me that,
for the remainder of the trip,
you'll make a superhuman effort…
-Okay.
-…to not be controlling.
To not to have everything your way.
I just suggest things. I suggest,
I give opinions and options on what to do.
I say, "We're in Jamaica.
We can do this or that.
This is fun. We have to do it."
It's not what you do,
which is,
"Put on a sweater because it's hot."
"Put on." Not,
"Honey, do you feel hot?" No.
-What?
-That's bossy.
I don't impose anything.
-I just suggest.
-You have to control where we go, when,
who we go with, the activities, the times,
what's for breakfast, lunch, dinner.
-Suggestions.
-Really…
Bringing us here, without telling us,
means you're not thinking about us.
All right.
All right!
Can we now…
have a romantic evening?
It's been so long.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
If life gave me Alessandra,
I should make the most of her.
I wanted to tell you…
-Mom, Dad.
-What's up, my love?
I don't want to be alone.
I forgot about Aitana.
Sorry. Don't put your hands there.
Let me see your hand. Poor baby.
Sorry, but you put it there.
Let me see. Show me.
Sorry, honey,
but you put your hand there, my love.
Don't do that. Let me see?
Let me see? Come here, honey.
My sister looks stunning tonight.
You look ready to get…
-Wait!
-Some Jamaican water.
I'm sorry to say
that I'm not interested in…
Having a little sister for…
…the opposite sex right now.
So, if someone's trying to pick me up…
-And you?
-…come for me.
I don't need anyone.
I don't need to meet men
to have a good time.
I'll give you a sign.
And when I do that,
it means I want out of there,
so you come get me.
Okay, and what's the sign?
It has to look like I'm having fun.
So, I'll go like this, "Wow!"
But it means it's terrible.
So, the opposite.
This is so ridiculous.
Back in my day, it was like,
"Look, idiot, you're bothering me."
Now we need code words. Okay.
-It's confusing, if she's having fun…
-Yeah.
-How about you sneeze?
-Listen!
You know that when I'm having fun,
-I don't go, "Wow!"
-You don't?
I'm just like, "Tell me more.
Let's talk about whatever."
-And I'm relaxed.
-You study or you work?
-You study or you work?
-Nice biceps…
Exactly.
Got it. That's what we'll do, don't worry.
-Let's hope nothing happens.
-No.
-Come here.
-Is it better?
Come on, I'll hug you and take you to bed.
Come, my love, I'll hug you
and put you in bed.
Come.
She's sleepy.
-No!
-No? You're tired.
No!
We're here, bitches!
Okay, no…
Let's go.
I'll pop open a button. Come on, ladies.
Here!
He unbuttoned it more.
This? You're in my neighborhood.
I'm in charge here, remember that.
Okay! Ready?
She's not a Muppet!
We love and adore each other,
but what do you think?
We don't go out together,
so this will be interesting.
It'll be cool 'cause we're in Jamaica,
and we'll really go all out.
Look, bud, now we'll see
who stinks the most.
Aislinn says she's the life of the party,
but I don't think so.
She might party hard,
but how long will she last?
Nothing.
I get asked out,
get hired to go to weddings.
She's not the life of the party!
Spin! Hey!
Look at them.
To the bar!
Where? Where? Where?
That's it, bud!
Now you're exhausted?
Honey, it's been a long day,
but no, listen…
Okay, yeah, but come here.
You're so far away, you're not romantic,
you're not cooperating.
I'm here. What are you saying?
I mean, you're far away
and asking if I'm exhausted. I'm not.
What about you?
A bit, but now that I look at you
I'm not so tired.
Yeah.
-What do you want for dinner?
-You're making dinner?
-Yeah, I'll make it.
-You'll make dinner?
-Mom?
-What's wrong, honey?
I don't want to be alone.
-Okay, my love.
-And…
She got up again.
-Daddy's going. Will you? You or me?
-No, I'll go.
Don't put your hand there.
-Don't worry, honey. Daddy's coming.
-I'm going again.
-Kids.
-Go.
-Kids.
-Go.
Children, a blessing.
-Put her to bed.
-The Lord's blessing.
She doesn't want to be alone, go.
Daddy?
Where are my siblings?
Honey, I wish I knew.
-A toast!
-Yeah!
Bottoms up!
No, it was a shot,
not the whole bottle, but drink up.
I don't like alcohol,
but this was a very special occasion,
very particular,
and I felt I owed it to José Eduardo.
To the dance floor!
I shouldn't have done that
after a shot, man.
Crap!
My sister's a lot more fun than I thought.
And now that she's had some drinks,
she's everyone's friend,
she's hanging with the bartender…
Dance!
I remember my sister dancing, having fun,
having a great time, how it should be.
Just enjoy life.
-Like father, like son
-Like son
Don't brag, don't love me
No, Manchester United, I understand
It's an open secret
Don't steal my thunder
Don't scribble in my books
You think it's cool
Play and learn
Here, man, your banana
Stay in your lane
That's my sister!
-That's it?
-Enough.
-Is she calm now?
-No, she's upset.
-What?
-I hope.
You can't take my sister anywhere
because she bothers the guys
and plays their drums.
How's that?
Yeah, show-off!
I know it looks like I drank too much,
but if I were really drunk,
I wouldn't be able to rap like that,
or play the drums like that,
or organize that dance just so you know.
What will you make for dinner?
No, our moment's gone…
What? Our moment's now.
-Now.
-Yeah? You sure?
I was waiting for you.
What will you make for dinner?
I don't know. Know what?
You have to cooperate more.
I'm not cooperating.
What do you want to eat?
-I can make, I don't know…
-Some cheese.
No, a snack.
-Some hummus?
-Yeah, okay.
-You're making dinner?
-We haven't been alone for so long.
-I don't even remember.
-Me neither.
-Daddy?
-What, honey?
-No!
-What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Parents with little kids will understand
and you know what I mean,
it's over when you have a little kid.
-What?
-It's over. You can't do it.
You can if you want to. Period.
So, I can't or I don't want to?
Now it turns out…
Hey, she went, "Wow", several times.
She looks fine to me.
Plus, nobody's around her bothering her.
Nobody's coming on to her
and she's going, "Wow!"
-Let's see if she sneezes.
-Okay.
Damn it, don't be an idiot.
Please don't let my sister drink.
José Eduardo says he's a party animal.
Is he rapping? No.
Did he play the drums? No.
Does he dance like crazy? Again, no.
You lost a shoe.
No…
Last night was so much fun.
I didn't think it would be so wild,
with all that dancing.
My sister killed it.
You surprised me. You party hard.
I like having a drink, a conversation,
not jumping on the tables acting crazy.
You party like you're 60 years old.
-You're old, man.
-I was surprised.
-I thought you'd dance and go wild.
-No, not anymore.
-No more.
-That was in my prime.
-When you were 13 or what?
-My peak was at like 15 or 20. Now…
-I'm more focused now.
-You were always like that.
You were never like, "Hey! Cool!" Never.
His friends were always
20 years older than him.
-Or 30 or more.
-Or 40.
-I don't like dancing…
-You don't dance?
When I'm buzzed,
at the table, like this…
You just move your shoulders.
Like a lady with her purse
tucked like this going…
-That's you?
-That's your style?
Hey, I really had
a lot of fun last night, guys.
-Yes! Team!
-I wanted to tell you.
That's it, guys. Scorpions.
It's not that I got really drunk.
Instead, I had a lot of energy
and I was very happy.
-When did you last feel this way?
-I'm not too hungover.
I have a bit of a headache.
But if I don't sleep well,
then I feel terrible.
I think I'm scared my dad will see me,
so my body's trying
not to have a hangover.
It's not that bad.
I'm thirsty and have a headache.
We have to talk to dad. Who'll talk?
-No way.
-He's probably resting.
Snitch!
-If he finds out we went out…
-You're the best kid.
Sure, man, he's always screwing with me!
That's it. He can keep it up.
-It's on you.
-Really…
Exactly.
-Why find another target?
-Do it for us.
For the team. More fuel for the fire.
-More fuel.
-Exactly.
We can't be scared that he'll tell us off.
We're grown… What?
-Sure?
-We're grown-ups.
-We're…
-Over 18.
I think we don't feel
like putting up with his lecture,
especially now that we're all trashed.
No thanks.
We have to change that.
I don't think
we have to explain ourselves to Dad
about what we don't want to do
or what we're doing with our lives.
-The point is that you'll talk to him.
-Son of a...
-Go on, accept your punishment.
-Yeah!
-I'll text him, if I call…
-We chose you 'cause you're the bravest.
Sure.
-The most handsome, most perfect.
-The strongest, most talented.
Just write, "Dad, where should we meet?"
-He's online.
-Where do we go?
He's online and he's reading it.
-He's asking where we are.
-Why does he want to know?
Why does he want to know?
It's not his business.
He wants to pick us up.
-No way.
-Shit, I want a pick-me-up.
-A pick-me-up?
-What's that?
Hey, I picked up a rock.
Seriously, you don't know what that is?
-Here.
-I'll pick up two rocks.
-Don't know?
-Polish it.
It's a magical hangover cure.
What's it got? More alcohol?
Yeah, so you keep going.
Any drunkard knows that you need
more alcohol to cure a hangover.
The same poison always helps.
Always.
The one I like has fernet,
anisette, tequila…
-Wow!
-And just one glass.
Two is too much. It's dangerous.
Guys, you have to do it.
How can mixing liquors cure a hangover?
Hey, he's insisting on picking us up.
-He can say what he wants!
-Let him come. We'll stand up to him.
-No. Okay, stop.
-No matter what he says,
-we stand our ground.
-It had to happen sooner or later.
-Right?
-Yes, okay, I don't care.
-I'll tell him where we are.
-Okay.
Tequila to keep going or what?
He poured it into his concoction.
What? Dear Lord, what's that?
There they are.
-Vadhir!
-Holy crap! Son of a…
-Hey!
-Honey, you scared me.
I just hope my dad doesn't notice
that I was drinking.
That's my mission.
I don't want him to find out.
-Hi, honey.
-Hi, how are you?
-What's up, Dad?
-You look good.
Life takes you to the dark side.
-Hello.
-How are you?
I can't stand the lack of discipline.
I'm very disciplined, very methodical.
I should be more flexible, but it's hard.
We went to bed early last night.
-Really?
-Then...
-We got up and did some exercise.
-We read.
How long? We read for half an hour.
-José Eduardo meditated.
-We meditated.
He "meditated" a video.
Why didn't you sleep at the villa?
-If you leave the villa...
-Your spot's gone.
-And if you snooze...
-You lose.
I don't get why people stay up all night
and get drunk.
I can't handle that.
We could talk seriously for once.
So, you're upset?
I want to know
why you didn't go to the villa.
Did you really stay up all night?
How could we get back to the ship?
No, not to the ship,
to the other place where we were staying.
Not now, we had to leave this morning.
-What about our stuff?
-Exactly.
-What about your stuff?
-You got it, right?
Yes, but I had to bring everything.
I had to pack your bags,
and that's not cool.
For starters, it's not nice
for you to leave like that
and just say, "I'm off."
Second, I had to pack your stuff.
Why didn't you sleep there?
We were on the catamaran,
but someone had to go
get our bags to go to the other villa.
If you've got a hangover
and you got someone nagging you…
No, you need some love, man.
I don't want to argue,
but I didn't like you leaving
without saying goodbye,
or that you didn't go to the villa,
or having to bring your bags.
-It's not cool.
-That's true.
-We agree.
-You're right about the bags.
-Yes.
-We were going to pack them,
but it got late.
Now we're going to the other villa.
-Thanks for loading them.
-Thanks for packing them.
It's okay.
-Well, can we go?
-Did you have breakfast already?
-Yes, you?
-Eat at the villa?
-Really?
-Yes, please.
-I'm starving.
-Want to eat here?
-No…
-I don't recommend it.
-Okay, let's go.
-What are you drinking?
-Try some.
-Jamaican water.
Two? Not one, two?
-Two drinks?
-No, this is pineapple.
-Pineapple water!
-Dude, it looks like pee.
No, that's clearly beer.
You're joking, José Eduardo. That's beer.
What's that?
-Smell it.
-Jamaican water.
-It smells like tequila?
-Seriously?
A tequila strawberry smoothie.
Soon as he got here,
I knew he'd see my drinks.
I thought, "Don't start with the nagging.
Don't start with the bad vibes."
Dad, you've never had a hangover?
You drink more to cure a hangover?
He says that medicine…
Poison kills poison.
I'll go pay.
-Don't change the subject.
-I'm paying.
-You're also drinking?
-No way.
-I don't believe you.
-This will kill me. I swear.
I can't believe it.
I didn't drink it. It's full of sugar.
I'm watching my figure.
Okay, I'll wait in the car.
I'm really tired, Dad.
I just want to get some rest.
I'm a fucking mess.
I haven't slept in two days.
I'm literally falling asleep,
and I just want to be left alone.
Of course you want to rest.
You're all hung over.
-Here he goes.
-I feel worse than sashimi.
Yesterday I was like Daniela Romo's hair.
-How?
-Up to my ass.
Hey, she's listening.
I can't believe the obscenity!
-Sorry.
-The obscenity.
He gets that from his mom, not from me.
It's a good combination.
Part of the family dynamics
can be really tough for me
because I always have to remind them
that there's an 8-year-old girl.
I have to remind them that
there are some topics, some bad words,
they shouldn't say.
We all agree my brother's very ritzy…
-Exactly.
-…and very preppy.
-He's preppy, but from the hood.
-You have a bricklayer deep inside…
Hey!
You'll like it. I saw the pictures
and it's the best villa.
Really?
-It's nicer and has the best view.
-Okay.
-You'll love this one more than the last.
-Is it far away?
Yes, the only problem is
that it's on a mountain.
To reach Heaven,
first you have to go through Hell.
Couldn't we stay someplace flat?
Why does everything have to be
high, twisty and steep?
I can't… I'm sick of it.
That's why I drink, really,
because I get stressed.
-Vad.
-What, Dad?
They're telling me that the villa received
a package for you.
-A big one.
-It's here?
-A what?
-What is it? Another bed for me?
-You'll see.
-A really big package?
-What did you get?
-What is it?
-A sex doll.
-Something... Stop it.
That's bad!
Seriously, what is it, Vadhir?
-You know how I like…
-That's what I'm saying…
You know how I like to fly?
Mushrooms?
-You brought…
-The gadget.
-The paramotor?
-The paramotor!
-That's…
-You're…
Who in their right mind
brings a massive paramotor...
on vacation?
It's like me sending my car
by courier because I miss it.
You're crazy, Vadhir!
-What?
-Vadhir…
-But how big is it?
-Pretty big.
-You sent it from California?
-...from the US to here.
How big is that thing? It's gigantic.
-It's big, but not gigantic.
-The paramotor, too.
Exactly. You know me, yeah.
The motor's big, but you take it apart.
So, the box is medium-sized.
Isn't putting it together dangerous?
Do you always put it together?
-What if it breaks?
-You always do that?
If they're rough with it, yeah.
-There's the risk that it might…
-What's the need?
-…be broken and then the money's wasted.
-Like my heart when people abuse it.
Isn't it dangerous for you to realize
something's wrong
when you're flying
and you see it doesn't work?
Of course not,
I check everything before flying.
-If it's broken, I won't fly.
-I'll help you.
-Yeah?
-Can you assemble it?
-Of course.
-Perfect. Do you usually do that?
I learned absolutely everything.
Maintenance, too.
-That's awesome.
-Cool.
-It's really cool.
-It's an extreme sport.
And you don't know…
Oh, my God!
Son of a bitch.
Why do they drive like that?
There was a fly right in my face.
It's around here. Look, there it is.
It's a fly. Now you're afraid of flies?
I can't believe
you brought that huge thing.
-Thanks, Dad.
-The paddle board and now this huge thing.
-The paramotor, too.
-Why can't you travel light?
I don't know if Vadhir does it
on purpose to anger Dad.
No idea.
But I know that, for Vadhir,
the harder and riskier the activity,
the more he wants to do it.
I don't know
why he likes to risk his life.
It's an enigma, an unsolved mystery.
Are you going to ship it wherever you go?
You can be your own paramotor.
-Okay?
-That's right.
Honey, you sure it's this way?
-No, but whatever.
-This looks rough.
Damn, Dad, really, this had better be
-paradise…
-A palace.
…a palace, like the Taj Mahal
because this is unbearable.
Why are you blaming me?
I've never been here.
We started going up the mountain,
one curve after another.
The road was this narrow. It was dark.
-No, it wasn't dark out.
-It was daytime.
-You don't ask before booking?
-You didn't do your due diligence.
How to get there?
How far is it? Is it hard?
It looks like we'll need a horse
or a donkey to keep climbing.
Dad looks at the photos
and says, "This looks cool."
-I'm about to puke back here.
-This road's horrible.
Didn't anyone tell you
you can't do this hung over?
You can't.
We're going to the villa.
One, it's dangerous.
Two, who built that road?
I'd like to meet them
and say, "What the hell?"
Who says, "It'd be cool
to get home all dizzy
after almost flipping over?"
-What's with this traffic?
-And they're always honking.
-Yeah, dude.
-No way.
They honk to say thanks,
they honk to curse,
they honk to pass a car.
It's a really strange way
of communicating they have here,
always honking.
I don't want to think
what they'd do without a horn.
This road's a nightmare.
I don't think Eugenio expected this road
because even he looked dizzy,
exhausted, tired, angry.
I'm going to throw up. I want to get off.
Curves. Curves.
But not curves like… No!
The curves were so tight
you had to go three miles an hour.
No, it was hell.
Take a deep breath.
-I inhale peace.
-I exhale love.
-I inhale peace.
-I puke love.
I puke love.
After that hellish journey,
we reached Heaven
at our new villa at Blue Mountain.
Let's go.
-Come, honey.
-We made it.
-Yeah!
-Finally!
Look how nice it is.
-Wow!
-Wow for real.
-Is that it?
-Is it your package?
-What I told you. Yes.
-It's the paramotor?
Go, look for it.
Hey, this house really looks different
from the other one.
-Nice.
-Can I see?
I saw movies where the keys are under…
-The doormat?
-See?
Can I see?
There's a spider, too.
Yeah!
Look, she's a professional burglar.
Hey, this house is wonderful.
Great.
-Let me see.
-Wow! Did you see the view? Come.
What is this house?
-Wow!
-Wow, the view!
-See, honey?
-It's like we're in a helicopter.
I hope we can all relax more
in this new villa
because the house is nice
and the views are incredible.
No, I think we're all going to get along
a lot better here.
Listen, Dad,
I haven't slept in two nights.
So I need some rest.
-Then go sleep.
-I get the main room.
-Let's go!
-Yes, let's go look.
Okay, we'll stop working
for today, Juanito.
I think that's enough for today.
Take the afternoon off. No work tomorrow.
See you in two days.
In three seasons,
this is the first time I decide to stop
and say, "Please, sorry, no more."
My kids need it. No more filming.
Give us some time to ourselves
and please give us some time to rest.
Get some rest, guys.
See you in two days. Bye, okay. Bye.
Hello! What do you think?
It's not on right. I'm just showing you.
But I'm totally ready.
I got everything, my jacket,
the stand for the camera.
I'm going to fly.
It's a bit dangerous
'cause I don't know if I can do it.
I don't know
if the wind will be rough or not.
But I'm really excited and happy.
I don't know what to expect.
I just want to fly and feel free.
I'll fly in front of them
so they shit themselves.
Because they'll all be scared.
It'll be really cool.
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