De Viaje Con Los Derbez (2019–…): Season 3, Episode 3 - No Mamas Way! - full transcript
Previously on Traveling with the Derbezes.
We could choose rooms
through a cornhole match.
Stand against the wall.
At 90 degrees, everyone.
It's barely been three minutes
since we got to Jamaica...
…and we're competing.
There!
My goal is to understand
the Rastafari culture.
Man, Dad won't like this.
I thought we'd go out.
-No thanks.
-Not today.
I had to intervene,
but I needed an accomplice.
What can we do today,
sit on the wicker chairs?
Or lie down on the plastic sun beds.
I know he's planning something.
He's got something.
I need your help.
I have a couple of ideas.
I told you, "Win me over, old man."
Don't nag me.
Because I go mad without you
Enough, honey! I'll love you!
Once again, I felt unseen, pushed aside,
like I'm an extra lost within the family.
I need you to see me.
It was time for the catamaran.
Check out what I just found.
This is Eugenio's computer
and look what's under it.
It's unbelievable.
He said he wouldn't interfere,
he wouldn't control anything,
he wouldn't plan anything.
Look at him.
That's Eugenio.
All that determination he shows
might just ruin our vacation
because he won't stop
until he gets what he wants.
And what's that?
To control our vacation.
TRAVELING WITH THE DERBEZES
We love competing.
There's a volleyball net.
How about a match?
So, beach volleyball was a great idea.
What a good idea!
Let's go, team!
We'll form two teams.
I'll be the captain.
Ale, you're the other captain.
-Me?
-Yes.
-Let's go.
-Yeah!
Truth be told, I haven't played volleyball
in over 30 years.
Block him!
-Out!
-Hey, that was in!
When the family's competing,
things can get really rough
because everyone's a sore loser.
It's in!
I can't believe it!
Vadhir is very competitive.
He's talented, right?
Yeah, he's the reality show master.
Hey!
-He wins every reality show he's in.
-Yes.
My nails will get messed up,
but it's okay.
I'll do anything for the team.
José Eduardo is a boy slash adult.
Despite the way he looks,
he's younger than us.
He's a sultan in every sense of the word.
Go!
Ais is really...
-My sister is odd.
-Really odd.
-Amazing.
-Smart, beautiful...
Anything else? You're done?
And very flirty.
Aislinn!
Come on!
-What's my dad like?
-Oh!
My dad is...
Take that, man!
-Take that, man!
-11 to 10.
-Take that, man!
-11 to 10.
11 to 10!
He's always obsessed
with improving everything around him.
I've been to the Olympics
and I saw them play there.
You want to teach me volleyball, come on!
I think he wants everything to be perfect.
-Yeah.
-And bring out the best in us.
He does it out of love,
but in the end, in his mind,
nothing is good enough, ever.
That was terrible!
There! Take that!
Take that!
Take that!
-14 to 11.
-14 to 11.
-14?
-14 to 11.
-Yes.
-How come 14 to 11? They scored 12.
-No!
-Math isn't your thing.
-Come on!
-That's it!
-Come on, team!
-15, that's it.
It's in!
They say they won, but I'm sure
that if we check the video…
They cheated. I'm sure.
Let's go, Scorpions!
-Yeah, team!
-You want to be humiliated again?
No, we go to 15.
-No, volleyball goes up to 12.
-You don't know the rules?
-It's up to 12.
-Up to 15.
-Relax, it's okay.
-It's up to 15.
-Isn't it 12?
-No, it's 15.
How did you come up with that number?
Go Scorpions!
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
This is delicious.
Can I trust you?
Yes.
-Sure?
-Depends on what you'll say.
I don't know, you're scaring me.
You say some weird stuff.
-Let's see…
-I'm like a priest.
Yeah.
If it's something
that puts your life at risk, I'll talk.
-No.
-I'll break my celibacy...
-No, that's different.
-Shut up.
Listen, this is important.
I came to Jamaica
for one very specific thing, okay?
I haven't done it yet.
I want to go
to a place in Kingston, alone.
No one's invited to come.
You're not inviting me? Okay. You're just…
It's just so you know where I am.
Someone needs to know.
I don't care if Dad gets mad.
I know he will.
I'd rather tell him once I get there.
Otherwise, he won't let me go.
He'll go, "No, wait. I don't know."
Whatever.
Bring me a souvenir.
I'll bring you one.
A fridge magnet or a key chain.
One of those little spoons
that old ladies like.
A pipe.
Gotta get something in return.
Nothing's for free.
You can't go around
teaming up with people for nothing.
I didn't see you sitting at this table.
-It's nice.
-Why so alone?
Better to be alone than in bad company.
-It's a tough life lesson.
-I know, damn it.
-How are you doing?
-Well… Good.
There's times like yesterday in the van,
maybe you noticed…
Yes.
When I started singing,
he started interrupting me.
-We all noticed.
-Like changing…
I'll love you for all eternity
Enough, honey! I'll love you!
-That was like a punch in the gut.
-Of course.
Especially because music is so personal.
It's like, "Why won't you let me shine?
"Why won't you give me my space?"
It's like, "Yeah, shut up."
Like, "Dude, why?"
Right? I'm not wrong, right?
You're right, it's terrible.
It's really bad and I think that…
Out of the oldest kids,
you're the one who understands me.
Because you and I
have always been looking...
for his approval.
It's tough.
For him to acknowledge us,
to appreciate us.
Always fighting for that.
Don't ask such personal questions.
What? You're scaring me.
-I got the catamaran.
-The what?
-Does it come with the blond chick?
-No.
Doesn't it look amazing?
-Really cool.
-It's awesome.
-When is it for?
-Today.
-You're kidding.
-It'll be here soon.
I wanted to ask you something,
since nobody knows.
I'll be out there, waiting.
When I see the ship coming,
I'll wave to it with this thing.
If I can't be there, I need you to do it.
Just wait there with the flag
and if you see it coming,
start waving so it stops.
-Okay.
-Otherwise, it won't stop.
I'll lose my money and everything.
No, I want to go.
-There's just one thing.
-What?
My sister…
is going to Kingston.
Aitana?
No, Aislinn.
Aislinn's going to Kingston?
No way. Why didn't she tell me?
I overheard it. I'm just letting you know.
I can't cancel the catamaran.
It's coming today.
-If she sees it before leaving…
-Exactly.
She'll get excited and say,
"I'll stay. The catamaran's more fun."
Okay.
She didn't say what she's up to.
Don't tell anyone. I'm counting on you.
-Don't worry, cheers.
-Okay.
I'm counting on you.
Let's get to it.
-You won't blab, right?
-No.
During therapy and the other work,
one of the things I realized
is that he's so deep
in his own little bubble,
his way of being, that he can't see me.
Everything my dad's achieved,
that earned him everyone's admiration,
he achieved it
because his way of doing things works.
So, in his mind, he thinks,
"This is how things should be done."
And he wants everyone else
to do things his way
because he knows it's the best way.
-Well, I do see you.
-And I see you.
Thank you.
It's so great to have your support.
Thanks.
We're all on the same page,
trying to make him open his eyes.
If he does, good.
If he doesn't, we also have to…
We can't expect that.
Yes.
-I love you so much.
-Me too.
Guys, bottoms up!
This is getting messy
What's that?
Can you believe Dad doesn't know my songs?
-The one you dedicated to him?
-Where is he?
Why did I want the catamaran
to be a surprise?
Because if I tell them,
they'll blow me off.
It was time to go to the beach
and wait with the flag,
but I had to walk past my family.
-What are you doing?
-We're singing. Come.
I'm coming in a bit.
-Come here. Where are you going?
-I'm coming.
That's cool. You're singing?
I had to slink away
with the bag against my body
so they wouldn't see it.
I pretended I was going to the beach.
What's that? A shovel or what?
This is to remove sand with Aitana.
I'll be right back.
Okay, she's changing.
Okay. I'm coming…
-Come listen to your kids, your wife.
-Coming...
-No, he's…
-I'm coming.
We all agree... I mean, we're all here
and music brings people together.
You know what? We have to force him.
Without making it obvious.
Let's say to him, "Come with us."
Then we'll sit him down
and sing one of your songs.
-Dad, come.
-Come.
-Just a second.
-Hurry up.
-What's he doing?
-Yeah, come.
-Dad!
-He won't come.
-Come, please.
-I know him.
-José Eduardo!
-What?
-Come.
-Come here.
Here we go again.
Go and drag him over here.
-Why me?
-Why are you taking so long?
Who wants the catamaran? My dad.
Who rented it? My dad.
Who's waiting for it? My dad.
I need you to help me
with the binoculars and the flag.
It's tied up
so the wind won't blow it away.
Who has to wave the damn flag?
My dad.
I'm not waving the flag
like those airport guys.
But the catamaran's coming
and they're calling me.
Go!
There's nothing better
than keeping your plan to yourself,
and suddenly, wham! Surprise!
-What are you looking for?
-There are dolphins.
I saw dolphins a while ago and…
Dolphins?
Dolphins.
I didn't see any dolphins.
Come, sit down.
There are dolphins. You'll see them now.
You have to sit here for a while
and appreciate the beautiful music
that you'll hear right now.
We have a surprise for you.
-What?
-No, it's not a surprise.
That's a good song too.
I forgot to tell him where to look
and the idiot's looking the wrong way.
I was like, Vadhir, catamaran,
Vadhir, catamaran.
And I was worried... No, it was hell.
It's not mine, but…
If you want, you can sing...
"Te confieso." I like that one, it's nice.
What's José Eduardo looking at?
-No.
-Where are you going?
No, wait, I just saw…
-Wait, relax.
-Another song. Relax.
It's been two minutes.
-I'm sitting here.
-What did I say? Two minutes.
You don't know I'm not alone anymore
That's it!
Another love filled the void
You know how many people
would love Alessandra Rosaldo
to sing a romantic song to them?
And my dad's like...
Staring into the distance.
I don't want to look at you
Because I still feel love for you
I can't deny it
I bite my lips to feel you again
I don't want to look at you
You provoke me without meaning to
I can't deny it
-Eugenio!
-What's going on?
-What's he doing?
-Wait. Let's go.
What's he up to?
-Come!
-What's wrong?
Let's see what he wants.
You're scaring us.
What's with that red flag?
-Wow!
-Is that a yacht?
It's a catamaran.
-Isn't it great?
-It looks great. Amazing!
That's why he couldn't relax,
why he looked so restless.
That's why.
-So, what's the plan?
-Let me explain.
We'll go out to sea
and we can go wherever we want,
like it's our water taxi.
-And no traffic.
-No traffic.
-Right!
-We can go anywhere.
We can go to the festival.
There'll be a cop on a jet ski
to make way for us.
And how are we getting on board?
-Are we swimming? What's the plan?
-Ta-da!
-The dinghy.
-Dinghy, dinghy.
We're getting there in that thing?
Yes.
The dinghy's this big.
And the catamaran was 10 kilometers away.
That's it. Easy!
-Wait.
-No!
No, Dad!
I warned him. We're not gonna fit.
It'll be a big mess.
-Your flip-flop.
-The flip-flop!
Admit it. It's not a good plan.
Be careful.
The plan's ruined.
And now we have to get to the catamaran
because the dinghy's not an option.
I got excited when I saw the catamaran.
But I'm also a bit nervous
because maybe they won't let me go
to the School of Vision.
I'm basically waiting
for conflict to arise.
We reached the catamaran,
but you can imagine how it went.
I can't believe the catamaran's name
is No Mama's Way.
I loved that.
Wow! It's beautiful!
Alessandra's afraid
of absolutely everything.
If there's a mosquito flying by, she goes…
So, I knew the catamaran
was too much for her.
So, to calm her down,
I told her all the safety instructions
the captain told me.
I'll explain quickly in case,
I don't know, the boat sinks.
Here we go!
-What?
-Why do you have to say that?
Because it's a possibility, honey.
In case it sinks,
or if we hit something and it sinks…
So, there's a chance?
There's danger everywhere.
-Why do you have to be so dramatic?
-See? She's scared of everything.
-So, if Aitana falls overboard…
-Why did you say that?
Okay, can I finish?
-Look at yourself!
-See what I mean? This is my life.
He knows how Alessandra is.
It's like he knows what gets to people
and says, "I'll push their buttons."
Go on.
Okay. If someone falls overboard,
we toss this to them so they can float
and don't drown.
Okay, any other safety instruction?
Yes, but I'm afraid to tell you.
You know I have a childhood trauma.
I almost drowned. But you keep going...
"Hey, listen. I felt I was drowning."
I don't know why you have to mention
every possible scenario…
-You know what?
-You know what?
You all can just "droon" and burn.
-"Droon?"
-"Droon."
I'm not saving any of you again.
-I'm getting dizzy.
-The ship's falling apart.
That thing was rocking
and that doesn't go well with me.
I mean, I can take it, but I freak out.
It's rocking!
Oh, my God! Enough, please!
José Eduardo's little dark cloud
got together with my dad's
and they poured on the boat.
-What clouds?
-How about some stories?
-Calm down.
-Stop! Please, Eugenio.
-Why everything is my fault?
-Did you see that?
We were cooped up,
imprisoned in that ship,
and I started to feel sick.
I'll take something for seasickness, okay?
Who wants to go outside?
Careful, the sea's very choppy.
Come on. Vadhir, come on.
You're the most adventurous one.
-That's some adventure out there!
-Come!
The truth is that my dad and I
love adventures,
extreme activities, a bit of everything.
My ex sure had an adventure
with that other guy.
-Which ex?
-I don't know, honey. Come over here.
Hey. Come over here.
We agreed that no one was going to be
Dad's accomplice, right?
That he wouldn't get away with his plans.
-Yeah.
-I have a question.
How come you happened to be there
waving the red flag,
signaling the yacht?
My back's against the wall.
I'm either on Aislinn's side
or somebody else's…
Enough already. It's over!
He told me,
"Wave the flag.
They're bringing presents."
-That was it.
-Okay.
-I found out when you did.
-I believe you, but I have to go
and I don't know how long we'll be here.
You have to help me.
Remember I'm going to Kingston.
José Eduardo messed up,
so he'll have to help us
get out of this hell.
-I want to get off.
-I need you to push him.
I will, but what do I get?
At least a key chain from Kingston, right?
We'll go drinking in Kingston.
Really, going for drinks
to Kingston is a lot more fun
than being stuck on this empty boat.
We'll see how to solve this.
I'll take care of it.
-I'll buy you shots in Kingston.
-I'll make sure you go.
Promise.
-"Pinchy" promise!
-"Pinchy" promise!
Honestly, once I was on the catamaran,
I saw that the sea was really choppy.
Damn it! My plan's ruined.
It's okay. We just won't do what you say.
I needed an emergency backup plan,
and the captain said,
"We can go to Blue Hole,
where they shot a movie."
I said, "Now's the time. That's it."
Hey, did you know they shot
a scene from Cocktail here,
with Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Shue?
Help me!
No! Wait, stay there.
At first, I thought
we'd have a horrible time.
It's not warm!
This family loves cold water.
I don't know about their childhoods,
or where they grew up,
but that water was freezing.
As usual,
we have to protect the baby, Aitana.
That's good advice.
Protect the little ones.
I need a Jacuzzi in Las Vegas.
But, suddenly…
We went with it. We accepted the rain,
we accepted the weather,
we accepted the situation.
Despite having other plans,
I honestly think it was good.
I'm the most anxious one in the family.
But in moments like these,
I have to overcome my fears
and set an example for Aitana.
I want her to see that I'm also brave.
I hope this is etched on her memory,
because she was watching us.
Look, Aitana. I love you!
She loves you!
Aitana!
Come on!
I'm a bit more like my dad
because, from an early age,
I got used to doing extreme activities.
Who suggested the catamaran
and going on this adventure
instead of lying down by the pool?
-Oh, dear Lord!
-You know what?
The Blue Hole was amazing
and we had lots of fun.
Really, it was the best decision.
And now... the catamaran!
Here I come, Poseidon. Watch out for me!
Let's go!
Push her, Vadhir.
-Where's your cap?
-My cap?
-If it sank, I'd dive for it.
-I'll use a lifesaver...
What do you think? Nice, right?
Well, she's your wife.
We're not gonna comment.
We're not gonna talk about her looks.
-I meant the water!
-Sure.
Your face is like…
That fitness program really works.
The day was perfect. Amazing.
The catamaran, the Blue Hole.
And we had this beautiful sunset.
It was the best moment
to tell them about the real plan.
-Listen.
-I need my camera.
This moment doesn't have to end.
I know you're worried
because it's getting dark
and we have to leave.
We don't have to leave.
-Okay.
-What do you mean?
We'll live here forever.
And when everything was perfect
and beautiful,
while we were all in the water,
with that beautiful sunset as a backdrop,
when it couldn't be any more perfect,
that's when he says...
I rented the catamaran for two nights.
What?
-What do you mean?
-We'll spend the night here.
For real? I get seasick.
I can't take it, Dad.
-No!
-But the sea is calm now.
No, look… It's one thing
to spend the day and have fun.
-That's great.
-It's good.
But we were puking in there
the whole time.
-You're joking.
-The sea's calm now.
-How can we sleep here?
-We don't have pajamas, clothes, anything.
We'll drop anchor here where it's calm
and the boat won't rock here.
I only got these shorts. And our clothes?
-Adventure!
-No, Dad.
It's was a great adventure and surprise,
but why didn't you tell us so we could…
-Get ready.
-Get ready and say what we think.
Don't stress out, please.
We'll spend two amazing nights here.
You're ruining my plans, okay?
This was my trip to Jamaica.
-No way.
-And you're interfering.
I'm really upset
he didn't consult with us.
He didn't ask.
I don't even have underwear.
That's not cool.
I mean, your plan was cool,
but you took it too far.
-Fine.
-It's not right.
You can surprise us,
but we at least need our clothes.
Exactly.
We're all telling you
and you don't get it.
We're telling you over and over.
Even the kid is complaining now.
I tell them, "We'll be enjoying this
for two more days."
And they get mad.
Honey, thanks for the trip.
Thanks for everything.
It was an amazing day.
That sunset's beautiful.
But you can't just rent a yacht,
a catamaran,
for two nights and not tell us.
You went too far.
-Really far.
-No, it's fine.
We don't even have food.
Exactly.
-We don't have food…
-You tell him.
-Or any clothes.
-No, we have food. It's fine.
-Now you're upset?
-No, it's okay. I just…
-Now he'll play the martyr.
-Okay, I'll stay here.
No, you can leave.
What's cool about sleeping on a catamaran?
Having your bed rock like crazy?
Down some tequilas and you'll see
how your bed rocks all night.
Are we staying here where we're anchored?
Tell me what you want me to do,
don't worry.
Aislinn's plans, our comfort…
There's no other option.
We'll go with it since we're on vacation
and we're all together.
I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.
Don't be mad at me.
I love you all.
You know kids get upset like,
"Oh, but why?"
But, at the end of the day, they have fun.
And they appreciate it.
-Let's have dinner.
-No!
-At least we have food.
-Fries, everyone!
-Exactly.
-Fries with hummus.
That's our dinner? French fries?
Enough.
It was cloudy and it started to rain.
And, between us, things weren't that fun.
I'm getting seasick
from all the waves, yeah?
Ais, what's wrong? Ais!
What, man?
No way, Aislinn.
Are you puking?
Dude, no!
I can't.
No, don't spit on the… Hey!
-You're spitting all over the floor.
-Sorry, you're right, but…
-You both are so gross, man.
-It was him.
No!
I'm so close to taking a plane
back to Mexico City.
This close.
Good morning!
No, Aitana. Let me sleep.
-Wake up.
-It's too early.
Let me sleep, please. Please!
No!
-No.
-No, honey, please.
-Oh, my God.
-I'm going up.
I don't even want to look in a mirror.
Although I still got makeup on,
I don't have a toothbrush, etcetera,
the experience in itself wasn't that bad.
Did you like it?
Aitana was happy.
Enough, stop this shit from moving.
It's cool.
It's not cool. So? Should we go up?
I had to say everything was great.
I wanted to spend time with my family,
do an activity.
I was happy to be on the catamaran
with all my children.
They're speeding up.
Why are we going so fast? It's choppy.
Enough, please!
I can't take it anymore.
I can't spend another hour on that ship.
It's too uncomfortable.
What the heck!
Why are we going so fast?
We should practice the Montessori method,
where everyone does what they want.
-Dear Lord.
-Sibling meeting.
Enough.
-God!
-I can't take it anymore.
I can't take this.
Dude, I swear I wanted to buy a boat,
but I changed my mind.
For real. This thing about yachts…
I don't want a damn boat anymore.
Totally.
We want to escape.
We want to be anywhere but here.
We have to go back. I'm going to Kingston.
I need fresh clothes and a shower.
Enough, please.
I think we need an accomplice.
Our stepmom has to help out.
She's not just decoration.
-Ale, come here for a second.
-Come, we want to talk to you.
-Please, sit down.
-What's up?
-Come on in.
-Our room is your room.
-Anything wrong?
-We can't take it.
-I won't last another night.
-Me neither.
I mean, I can't spend another hour here.
I need to go straight to dry land,
have a shower, get clothes.
I have stuff to do.
-I need a toothbrush!
-That too!
I still got makeup on.
The point is we can't take it.
We're not spending another night here.
What if you told Mom
that I fell into the water?
If Aitana fell overboard, she'd scream…
She'd jump into the water.
Who married him and said,
"In sickness and health"?
Exactly.
-"For better, for worse."
-Put up with his ship.
I'm really flattered
they think of me as their accomplice.
That they come to me for help.
But it's also very complicated for me.
You want to go without your dad noticing?
Yes, please, anything.
If he notices, he'll keep us here.
Okay, Scorpions,
but I don't like staying here.
-Enjoy it.
-It's fine, I understand.
I'll go with it.
I know poor Alessandra's
also dying to come with us.
She wants to join us, but she can't.
And I'm really sorry.
-It'll be romantic.
-You can copulate.
Wow!
-Let's see...
-Sure.
-Maybe.
-Are you okay?
He can sleep.
Is the ship the only thing
with good moves?
She has to team up and cooperate.
She has to be a team player.
That's why we're the Scorpions.
Do I have to do anything?
No, you just relax.
-Control him.
-Keep them happy.
Control the beast.
-Exactly.
-Tame it.
-I'll go talk to…
-I've tried for 17 years.
And you haven't succeeded.
-I'm going.
-There she goes.
Okay.
-Okay, it's all set.
-Okay, guys.
-I'm off.
-Where?
-Okay, follow me.
-Let's talk to the captain.
-Ready?
-Go talk to him.
Hello. Excuse me, young man.
How can we get off this thing?
-Can I just wait?
-No, idiot. Come.
Okay!
What's up, buddy?
I want to talk to you because…
When you go at 100 kilometers per hour
in the middle of nowhere
and no one's chasing us.
We're not going anywhere, just…
-He doesn't speak Spanish.
-It doesn't matter.
I feel…
I can't stand it.
Can you get us a taxi?
-Any amount.
-How much?
He always has money.
That's what we wanted to hear!
That's it, Captain!
-That's it.
-He'll get us something…
-He's all yours.
-Keep him.
Let's go.
We could choose rooms
through a cornhole match.
Stand against the wall.
At 90 degrees, everyone.
It's barely been three minutes
since we got to Jamaica...
…and we're competing.
There!
My goal is to understand
the Rastafari culture.
Man, Dad won't like this.
I thought we'd go out.
-No thanks.
-Not today.
I had to intervene,
but I needed an accomplice.
What can we do today,
sit on the wicker chairs?
Or lie down on the plastic sun beds.
I know he's planning something.
He's got something.
I need your help.
I have a couple of ideas.
I told you, "Win me over, old man."
Don't nag me.
Because I go mad without you
Enough, honey! I'll love you!
Once again, I felt unseen, pushed aside,
like I'm an extra lost within the family.
I need you to see me.
It was time for the catamaran.
Check out what I just found.
This is Eugenio's computer
and look what's under it.
It's unbelievable.
He said he wouldn't interfere,
he wouldn't control anything,
he wouldn't plan anything.
Look at him.
That's Eugenio.
All that determination he shows
might just ruin our vacation
because he won't stop
until he gets what he wants.
And what's that?
To control our vacation.
TRAVELING WITH THE DERBEZES
We love competing.
There's a volleyball net.
How about a match?
So, beach volleyball was a great idea.
What a good idea!
Let's go, team!
We'll form two teams.
I'll be the captain.
Ale, you're the other captain.
-Me?
-Yes.
-Let's go.
-Yeah!
Truth be told, I haven't played volleyball
in over 30 years.
Block him!
-Out!
-Hey, that was in!
When the family's competing,
things can get really rough
because everyone's a sore loser.
It's in!
I can't believe it!
Vadhir is very competitive.
He's talented, right?
Yeah, he's the reality show master.
Hey!
-He wins every reality show he's in.
-Yes.
My nails will get messed up,
but it's okay.
I'll do anything for the team.
José Eduardo is a boy slash adult.
Despite the way he looks,
he's younger than us.
He's a sultan in every sense of the word.
Go!
Ais is really...
-My sister is odd.
-Really odd.
-Amazing.
-Smart, beautiful...
Anything else? You're done?
And very flirty.
Aislinn!
Come on!
-What's my dad like?
-Oh!
My dad is...
Take that, man!
-Take that, man!
-11 to 10.
-Take that, man!
-11 to 10.
11 to 10!
He's always obsessed
with improving everything around him.
I've been to the Olympics
and I saw them play there.
You want to teach me volleyball, come on!
I think he wants everything to be perfect.
-Yeah.
-And bring out the best in us.
He does it out of love,
but in the end, in his mind,
nothing is good enough, ever.
That was terrible!
There! Take that!
Take that!
Take that!
-14 to 11.
-14 to 11.
-14?
-14 to 11.
-Yes.
-How come 14 to 11? They scored 12.
-No!
-Math isn't your thing.
-Come on!
-That's it!
-Come on, team!
-15, that's it.
It's in!
They say they won, but I'm sure
that if we check the video…
They cheated. I'm sure.
Let's go, Scorpions!
-Yeah, team!
-You want to be humiliated again?
No, we go to 15.
-No, volleyball goes up to 12.
-You don't know the rules?
-It's up to 12.
-Up to 15.
-Relax, it's okay.
-It's up to 15.
-Isn't it 12?
-No, it's 15.
How did you come up with that number?
Go Scorpions!
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
This is delicious.
Can I trust you?
Yes.
-Sure?
-Depends on what you'll say.
I don't know, you're scaring me.
You say some weird stuff.
-Let's see…
-I'm like a priest.
Yeah.
If it's something
that puts your life at risk, I'll talk.
-No.
-I'll break my celibacy...
-No, that's different.
-Shut up.
Listen, this is important.
I came to Jamaica
for one very specific thing, okay?
I haven't done it yet.
I want to go
to a place in Kingston, alone.
No one's invited to come.
You're not inviting me? Okay. You're just…
It's just so you know where I am.
Someone needs to know.
I don't care if Dad gets mad.
I know he will.
I'd rather tell him once I get there.
Otherwise, he won't let me go.
He'll go, "No, wait. I don't know."
Whatever.
Bring me a souvenir.
I'll bring you one.
A fridge magnet or a key chain.
One of those little spoons
that old ladies like.
A pipe.
Gotta get something in return.
Nothing's for free.
You can't go around
teaming up with people for nothing.
I didn't see you sitting at this table.
-It's nice.
-Why so alone?
Better to be alone than in bad company.
-It's a tough life lesson.
-I know, damn it.
-How are you doing?
-Well… Good.
There's times like yesterday in the van,
maybe you noticed…
Yes.
When I started singing,
he started interrupting me.
-We all noticed.
-Like changing…
I'll love you for all eternity
Enough, honey! I'll love you!
-That was like a punch in the gut.
-Of course.
Especially because music is so personal.
It's like, "Why won't you let me shine?
"Why won't you give me my space?"
It's like, "Yeah, shut up."
Like, "Dude, why?"
Right? I'm not wrong, right?
You're right, it's terrible.
It's really bad and I think that…
Out of the oldest kids,
you're the one who understands me.
Because you and I
have always been looking...
for his approval.
It's tough.
For him to acknowledge us,
to appreciate us.
Always fighting for that.
Don't ask such personal questions.
What? You're scaring me.
-I got the catamaran.
-The what?
-Does it come with the blond chick?
-No.
Doesn't it look amazing?
-Really cool.
-It's awesome.
-When is it for?
-Today.
-You're kidding.
-It'll be here soon.
I wanted to ask you something,
since nobody knows.
I'll be out there, waiting.
When I see the ship coming,
I'll wave to it with this thing.
If I can't be there, I need you to do it.
Just wait there with the flag
and if you see it coming,
start waving so it stops.
-Okay.
-Otherwise, it won't stop.
I'll lose my money and everything.
No, I want to go.
-There's just one thing.
-What?
My sister…
is going to Kingston.
Aitana?
No, Aislinn.
Aislinn's going to Kingston?
No way. Why didn't she tell me?
I overheard it. I'm just letting you know.
I can't cancel the catamaran.
It's coming today.
-If she sees it before leaving…
-Exactly.
She'll get excited and say,
"I'll stay. The catamaran's more fun."
Okay.
She didn't say what she's up to.
Don't tell anyone. I'm counting on you.
-Don't worry, cheers.
-Okay.
I'm counting on you.
Let's get to it.
-You won't blab, right?
-No.
During therapy and the other work,
one of the things I realized
is that he's so deep
in his own little bubble,
his way of being, that he can't see me.
Everything my dad's achieved,
that earned him everyone's admiration,
he achieved it
because his way of doing things works.
So, in his mind, he thinks,
"This is how things should be done."
And he wants everyone else
to do things his way
because he knows it's the best way.
-Well, I do see you.
-And I see you.
Thank you.
It's so great to have your support.
Thanks.
We're all on the same page,
trying to make him open his eyes.
If he does, good.
If he doesn't, we also have to…
We can't expect that.
Yes.
-I love you so much.
-Me too.
Guys, bottoms up!
This is getting messy
What's that?
Can you believe Dad doesn't know my songs?
-The one you dedicated to him?
-Where is he?
Why did I want the catamaran
to be a surprise?
Because if I tell them,
they'll blow me off.
It was time to go to the beach
and wait with the flag,
but I had to walk past my family.
-What are you doing?
-We're singing. Come.
I'm coming in a bit.
-Come here. Where are you going?
-I'm coming.
That's cool. You're singing?
I had to slink away
with the bag against my body
so they wouldn't see it.
I pretended I was going to the beach.
What's that? A shovel or what?
This is to remove sand with Aitana.
I'll be right back.
Okay, she's changing.
Okay. I'm coming…
-Come listen to your kids, your wife.
-Coming...
-No, he's…
-I'm coming.
We all agree... I mean, we're all here
and music brings people together.
You know what? We have to force him.
Without making it obvious.
Let's say to him, "Come with us."
Then we'll sit him down
and sing one of your songs.
-Dad, come.
-Come.
-Just a second.
-Hurry up.
-What's he doing?
-Yeah, come.
-Dad!
-He won't come.
-Come, please.
-I know him.
-José Eduardo!
-What?
-Come.
-Come here.
Here we go again.
Go and drag him over here.
-Why me?
-Why are you taking so long?
Who wants the catamaran? My dad.
Who rented it? My dad.
Who's waiting for it? My dad.
I need you to help me
with the binoculars and the flag.
It's tied up
so the wind won't blow it away.
Who has to wave the damn flag?
My dad.
I'm not waving the flag
like those airport guys.
But the catamaran's coming
and they're calling me.
Go!
There's nothing better
than keeping your plan to yourself,
and suddenly, wham! Surprise!
-What are you looking for?
-There are dolphins.
I saw dolphins a while ago and…
Dolphins?
Dolphins.
I didn't see any dolphins.
Come, sit down.
There are dolphins. You'll see them now.
You have to sit here for a while
and appreciate the beautiful music
that you'll hear right now.
We have a surprise for you.
-What?
-No, it's not a surprise.
That's a good song too.
I forgot to tell him where to look
and the idiot's looking the wrong way.
I was like, Vadhir, catamaran,
Vadhir, catamaran.
And I was worried... No, it was hell.
It's not mine, but…
If you want, you can sing...
"Te confieso." I like that one, it's nice.
What's José Eduardo looking at?
-No.
-Where are you going?
No, wait, I just saw…
-Wait, relax.
-Another song. Relax.
It's been two minutes.
-I'm sitting here.
-What did I say? Two minutes.
You don't know I'm not alone anymore
That's it!
Another love filled the void
You know how many people
would love Alessandra Rosaldo
to sing a romantic song to them?
And my dad's like...
Staring into the distance.
I don't want to look at you
Because I still feel love for you
I can't deny it
I bite my lips to feel you again
I don't want to look at you
You provoke me without meaning to
I can't deny it
-Eugenio!
-What's going on?
-What's he doing?
-Wait. Let's go.
What's he up to?
-Come!
-What's wrong?
Let's see what he wants.
You're scaring us.
What's with that red flag?
-Wow!
-Is that a yacht?
It's a catamaran.
-Isn't it great?
-It looks great. Amazing!
That's why he couldn't relax,
why he looked so restless.
That's why.
-So, what's the plan?
-Let me explain.
We'll go out to sea
and we can go wherever we want,
like it's our water taxi.
-And no traffic.
-No traffic.
-Right!
-We can go anywhere.
We can go to the festival.
There'll be a cop on a jet ski
to make way for us.
And how are we getting on board?
-Are we swimming? What's the plan?
-Ta-da!
-The dinghy.
-Dinghy, dinghy.
We're getting there in that thing?
Yes.
The dinghy's this big.
And the catamaran was 10 kilometers away.
That's it. Easy!
-Wait.
-No!
No, Dad!
I warned him. We're not gonna fit.
It'll be a big mess.
-Your flip-flop.
-The flip-flop!
Admit it. It's not a good plan.
Be careful.
The plan's ruined.
And now we have to get to the catamaran
because the dinghy's not an option.
I got excited when I saw the catamaran.
But I'm also a bit nervous
because maybe they won't let me go
to the School of Vision.
I'm basically waiting
for conflict to arise.
We reached the catamaran,
but you can imagine how it went.
I can't believe the catamaran's name
is No Mama's Way.
I loved that.
Wow! It's beautiful!
Alessandra's afraid
of absolutely everything.
If there's a mosquito flying by, she goes…
So, I knew the catamaran
was too much for her.
So, to calm her down,
I told her all the safety instructions
the captain told me.
I'll explain quickly in case,
I don't know, the boat sinks.
Here we go!
-What?
-Why do you have to say that?
Because it's a possibility, honey.
In case it sinks,
or if we hit something and it sinks…
So, there's a chance?
There's danger everywhere.
-Why do you have to be so dramatic?
-See? She's scared of everything.
-So, if Aitana falls overboard…
-Why did you say that?
Okay, can I finish?
-Look at yourself!
-See what I mean? This is my life.
He knows how Alessandra is.
It's like he knows what gets to people
and says, "I'll push their buttons."
Go on.
Okay. If someone falls overboard,
we toss this to them so they can float
and don't drown.
Okay, any other safety instruction?
Yes, but I'm afraid to tell you.
You know I have a childhood trauma.
I almost drowned. But you keep going...
"Hey, listen. I felt I was drowning."
I don't know why you have to mention
every possible scenario…
-You know what?
-You know what?
You all can just "droon" and burn.
-"Droon?"
-"Droon."
I'm not saving any of you again.
-I'm getting dizzy.
-The ship's falling apart.
That thing was rocking
and that doesn't go well with me.
I mean, I can take it, but I freak out.
It's rocking!
Oh, my God! Enough, please!
José Eduardo's little dark cloud
got together with my dad's
and they poured on the boat.
-What clouds?
-How about some stories?
-Calm down.
-Stop! Please, Eugenio.
-Why everything is my fault?
-Did you see that?
We were cooped up,
imprisoned in that ship,
and I started to feel sick.
I'll take something for seasickness, okay?
Who wants to go outside?
Careful, the sea's very choppy.
Come on. Vadhir, come on.
You're the most adventurous one.
-That's some adventure out there!
-Come!
The truth is that my dad and I
love adventures,
extreme activities, a bit of everything.
My ex sure had an adventure
with that other guy.
-Which ex?
-I don't know, honey. Come over here.
Hey. Come over here.
We agreed that no one was going to be
Dad's accomplice, right?
That he wouldn't get away with his plans.
-Yeah.
-I have a question.
How come you happened to be there
waving the red flag,
signaling the yacht?
My back's against the wall.
I'm either on Aislinn's side
or somebody else's…
Enough already. It's over!
He told me,
"Wave the flag.
They're bringing presents."
-That was it.
-Okay.
-I found out when you did.
-I believe you, but I have to go
and I don't know how long we'll be here.
You have to help me.
Remember I'm going to Kingston.
José Eduardo messed up,
so he'll have to help us
get out of this hell.
-I want to get off.
-I need you to push him.
I will, but what do I get?
At least a key chain from Kingston, right?
We'll go drinking in Kingston.
Really, going for drinks
to Kingston is a lot more fun
than being stuck on this empty boat.
We'll see how to solve this.
I'll take care of it.
-I'll buy you shots in Kingston.
-I'll make sure you go.
Promise.
-"Pinchy" promise!
-"Pinchy" promise!
Honestly, once I was on the catamaran,
I saw that the sea was really choppy.
Damn it! My plan's ruined.
It's okay. We just won't do what you say.
I needed an emergency backup plan,
and the captain said,
"We can go to Blue Hole,
where they shot a movie."
I said, "Now's the time. That's it."
Hey, did you know they shot
a scene from Cocktail here,
with Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Shue?
Help me!
No! Wait, stay there.
At first, I thought
we'd have a horrible time.
It's not warm!
This family loves cold water.
I don't know about their childhoods,
or where they grew up,
but that water was freezing.
As usual,
we have to protect the baby, Aitana.
That's good advice.
Protect the little ones.
I need a Jacuzzi in Las Vegas.
But, suddenly…
We went with it. We accepted the rain,
we accepted the weather,
we accepted the situation.
Despite having other plans,
I honestly think it was good.
I'm the most anxious one in the family.
But in moments like these,
I have to overcome my fears
and set an example for Aitana.
I want her to see that I'm also brave.
I hope this is etched on her memory,
because she was watching us.
Look, Aitana. I love you!
She loves you!
Aitana!
Come on!
I'm a bit more like my dad
because, from an early age,
I got used to doing extreme activities.
Who suggested the catamaran
and going on this adventure
instead of lying down by the pool?
-Oh, dear Lord!
-You know what?
The Blue Hole was amazing
and we had lots of fun.
Really, it was the best decision.
And now... the catamaran!
Here I come, Poseidon. Watch out for me!
Let's go!
Push her, Vadhir.
-Where's your cap?
-My cap?
-If it sank, I'd dive for it.
-I'll use a lifesaver...
What do you think? Nice, right?
Well, she's your wife.
We're not gonna comment.
We're not gonna talk about her looks.
-I meant the water!
-Sure.
Your face is like…
That fitness program really works.
The day was perfect. Amazing.
The catamaran, the Blue Hole.
And we had this beautiful sunset.
It was the best moment
to tell them about the real plan.
-Listen.
-I need my camera.
This moment doesn't have to end.
I know you're worried
because it's getting dark
and we have to leave.
We don't have to leave.
-Okay.
-What do you mean?
We'll live here forever.
And when everything was perfect
and beautiful,
while we were all in the water,
with that beautiful sunset as a backdrop,
when it couldn't be any more perfect,
that's when he says...
I rented the catamaran for two nights.
What?
-What do you mean?
-We'll spend the night here.
For real? I get seasick.
I can't take it, Dad.
-No!
-But the sea is calm now.
No, look… It's one thing
to spend the day and have fun.
-That's great.
-It's good.
But we were puking in there
the whole time.
-You're joking.
-The sea's calm now.
-How can we sleep here?
-We don't have pajamas, clothes, anything.
We'll drop anchor here where it's calm
and the boat won't rock here.
I only got these shorts. And our clothes?
-Adventure!
-No, Dad.
It's was a great adventure and surprise,
but why didn't you tell us so we could…
-Get ready.
-Get ready and say what we think.
Don't stress out, please.
We'll spend two amazing nights here.
You're ruining my plans, okay?
This was my trip to Jamaica.
-No way.
-And you're interfering.
I'm really upset
he didn't consult with us.
He didn't ask.
I don't even have underwear.
That's not cool.
I mean, your plan was cool,
but you took it too far.
-Fine.
-It's not right.
You can surprise us,
but we at least need our clothes.
Exactly.
We're all telling you
and you don't get it.
We're telling you over and over.
Even the kid is complaining now.
I tell them, "We'll be enjoying this
for two more days."
And they get mad.
Honey, thanks for the trip.
Thanks for everything.
It was an amazing day.
That sunset's beautiful.
But you can't just rent a yacht,
a catamaran,
for two nights and not tell us.
You went too far.
-Really far.
-No, it's fine.
We don't even have food.
Exactly.
-We don't have food…
-You tell him.
-Or any clothes.
-No, we have food. It's fine.
-Now you're upset?
-No, it's okay. I just…
-Now he'll play the martyr.
-Okay, I'll stay here.
No, you can leave.
What's cool about sleeping on a catamaran?
Having your bed rock like crazy?
Down some tequilas and you'll see
how your bed rocks all night.
Are we staying here where we're anchored?
Tell me what you want me to do,
don't worry.
Aislinn's plans, our comfort…
There's no other option.
We'll go with it since we're on vacation
and we're all together.
I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.
Don't be mad at me.
I love you all.
You know kids get upset like,
"Oh, but why?"
But, at the end of the day, they have fun.
And they appreciate it.
-Let's have dinner.
-No!
-At least we have food.
-Fries, everyone!
-Exactly.
-Fries with hummus.
That's our dinner? French fries?
Enough.
It was cloudy and it started to rain.
And, between us, things weren't that fun.
I'm getting seasick
from all the waves, yeah?
Ais, what's wrong? Ais!
What, man?
No way, Aislinn.
Are you puking?
Dude, no!
I can't.
No, don't spit on the… Hey!
-You're spitting all over the floor.
-Sorry, you're right, but…
-You both are so gross, man.
-It was him.
No!
I'm so close to taking a plane
back to Mexico City.
This close.
Good morning!
No, Aitana. Let me sleep.
-Wake up.
-It's too early.
Let me sleep, please. Please!
No!
-No.
-No, honey, please.
-Oh, my God.
-I'm going up.
I don't even want to look in a mirror.
Although I still got makeup on,
I don't have a toothbrush, etcetera,
the experience in itself wasn't that bad.
Did you like it?
Aitana was happy.
Enough, stop this shit from moving.
It's cool.
It's not cool. So? Should we go up?
I had to say everything was great.
I wanted to spend time with my family,
do an activity.
I was happy to be on the catamaran
with all my children.
They're speeding up.
Why are we going so fast? It's choppy.
Enough, please!
I can't take it anymore.
I can't spend another hour on that ship.
It's too uncomfortable.
What the heck!
Why are we going so fast?
We should practice the Montessori method,
where everyone does what they want.
-Dear Lord.
-Sibling meeting.
Enough.
-God!
-I can't take it anymore.
I can't take this.
Dude, I swear I wanted to buy a boat,
but I changed my mind.
For real. This thing about yachts…
I don't want a damn boat anymore.
Totally.
We want to escape.
We want to be anywhere but here.
We have to go back. I'm going to Kingston.
I need fresh clothes and a shower.
Enough, please.
I think we need an accomplice.
Our stepmom has to help out.
She's not just decoration.
-Ale, come here for a second.
-Come, we want to talk to you.
-Please, sit down.
-What's up?
-Come on in.
-Our room is your room.
-Anything wrong?
-We can't take it.
-I won't last another night.
-Me neither.
I mean, I can't spend another hour here.
I need to go straight to dry land,
have a shower, get clothes.
I have stuff to do.
-I need a toothbrush!
-That too!
I still got makeup on.
The point is we can't take it.
We're not spending another night here.
What if you told Mom
that I fell into the water?
If Aitana fell overboard, she'd scream…
She'd jump into the water.
Who married him and said,
"In sickness and health"?
Exactly.
-"For better, for worse."
-Put up with his ship.
I'm really flattered
they think of me as their accomplice.
That they come to me for help.
But it's also very complicated for me.
You want to go without your dad noticing?
Yes, please, anything.
If he notices, he'll keep us here.
Okay, Scorpions,
but I don't like staying here.
-Enjoy it.
-It's fine, I understand.
I'll go with it.
I know poor Alessandra's
also dying to come with us.
She wants to join us, but she can't.
And I'm really sorry.
-It'll be romantic.
-You can copulate.
Wow!
-Let's see...
-Sure.
-Maybe.
-Are you okay?
He can sleep.
Is the ship the only thing
with good moves?
She has to team up and cooperate.
She has to be a team player.
That's why we're the Scorpions.
Do I have to do anything?
No, you just relax.
-Control him.
-Keep them happy.
Control the beast.
-Exactly.
-Tame it.
-I'll go talk to…
-I've tried for 17 years.
And you haven't succeeded.
-I'm going.
-There she goes.
Okay.
-Okay, it's all set.
-Okay, guys.
-I'm off.
-Where?
-Okay, follow me.
-Let's talk to the captain.
-Ready?
-Go talk to him.
Hello. Excuse me, young man.
How can we get off this thing?
-Can I just wait?
-No, idiot. Come.
Okay!
What's up, buddy?
I want to talk to you because…
When you go at 100 kilometers per hour
in the middle of nowhere
and no one's chasing us.
We're not going anywhere, just…
-He doesn't speak Spanish.
-It doesn't matter.
I feel…
I can't stand it.
Can you get us a taxi?
-Any amount.
-How much?
He always has money.
That's what we wanted to hear!
That's it, Captain!
-That's it.
-He'll get us something…
-He's all yours.
-Keep him.
Let's go.