De Viaje Con Los Derbez (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 6 - Here We Go Again! - full transcript

- Family!
- What's up?

- Let's go!
- I'm ready.

Where is everyone?

We decided to throw
a surprise birthday party

- for Dad and Ale.
- Yes.

- We're in Chico, a town that's--
- Not very big.

Very small!

- But we managed something.
- Yeah.

There'll be dancing,

food, a real feast.

- Looking good, brother.
- Yeah.



Damn right.

We could be in a Tex-Mex band.

You could be on that TV show...

- You look very pretty.
- Look!

Cute!

You guys look cute too!

- We nailed the outfits, didn't we, bro?
- Okay, let's go.

I don't know about you, but I think

we look like we're straight out
of a old Western.

EUGENIO
THE COMPLAINER

ALESSANDRA
THE CONTROL TOWER

JOSÉ EDUARDO
THE SULTAN

AISLINN
THE OILY ONE

AITANA
CHIQUIS



AND FIONA
AS HERSELF

TRAVELING WITH THE DERBEZES

Eugenio.

Can we go to the party now?

Party pooper.

You should have seen what I was imagining.

- This way.
- This is incredible.

What do you think?

We're great party planners,
don't you think?

- I'm a little better.
- No, I'm better.

Sorry, but I came up
with the best ideas for the party.

Sorry, but I have that special touch.

Maybe, but I have better taste.

- I have the attitude.
- Attitude alone is useless.

No, it's not.

- I mean, don't need nothing...
- But a good time.

- Thank you!
- Go, team!

- Happy Birthday, Mom.
- Thanks, sweetie. Dad, too!

Looks amazing!

Look at the cake!

- It's our RV!
- Great cake.

It's falling down.

The cake is amazing!

Not bad, huh?

- Thank you!
- You're welcome!

- Mom, look, little trees!
- Thanks!

Let's toast with some horchata.

Your dad's favorite.

So pretty!

I missed Mexican horchata.

Damn.

Invite me later.

Let's go dance!

It's our party, honey!

For the grand finale,
I thought we could...

hire some instructors
some Western-style dances.

Instructors? You just took them
off the streets in town.

They taught us how to dance.

And it's why the party was a success.

I'm not a great dancer,
but I showed off my best moves,

which I've been saving.

I was goofing around,
but I gave it my best shot.

Not many people know this, but I wanted
to be a dancer before being an actor.

I got off track
and ended up being an actor.

But I was going to be a dancer!

I was a really good dancer.
I mean, my level was...

Not very high, but I was good.

I was good.

Go, team!

- Bravo!
- Bravo!

Family.

I want to make a toast

Ais and I want to make a toast
for your birthday.

Okay.

To being here, being okay, being healthy.

- Congratulations.
- Thanks!

You're approaching
your fifties and sixties.

Hey, hang on. Not yet!

We have a year left, let us enjoy it.

Give us a chance.
We're still in good shape.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you, Darketo!

- We love you.
- And we miss Vadhir.

- Yes.
- A lot.

I've planned something
I know Ale is gonna love.

Aitana and I

have prepared a little dance for you.

I promised you I would teach her
some tap steps.

I bought her a pair of tap shoes,

and we prepared this for you.

Five, six.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Now, back.

Like this.

Bravo!

Bravo, darling!

No way!

You taught her that in a day?

In one day! We practiced yesterday.

Bravo, sweetie! Thanks!

Eugenio is a lot of things.

He's obviously an amazing comedian,
a great actor,

an adventurer, The Complainer!

But what I like the most about him
is that he's always...

He's always trying to be better
for his family.

I'm so, so glad
that you came on this trip with us,

because I feel that...

That every time...

Every time we have the chance
to see each other and talk,

- we get closer.
- Yes.

What we're achieving now,
with the teasing and joking around,

and just spending time together,

these trips with you are
an unforgettable memories for me.

Me too, Dad.

And I want us to try harder,
not just during family trips,

but also so that
you and I get to connect more,

to be closer to each other.

I promise you we will.

I love you very much.
I'm having such a great time.

Thank you for being part of this family.

Between the trip to Morocco and this one,

there's been a change.

I mean, we had already
become closer in Morocco,

there was more communication
and affection.

I think this one reinforced all of that.

I feel included,
I feel cuddled and loved.

And I love it.

I love you very much.

Here I am, a year older.

- And more handsome too.
- Thank you, honey.

A year where I've been learning
to take things slow.

To appreciate the time with my family.

We can't always be together,

so when I'm with them,
I try to make the most of it.

That's what I'm gonna do now.

Happy Birthday, my love.

Happy Birthday, my love.

Thank you.

The early morning song

That King David used to sing

I love that we can celebrate
together this way,

but I miss Kai too much.

And I'm ready to go back to being a mom.

But I only have two days of vacation left,

so I want to make the most of them.

- Happy Birthday.
- Happy Birthday.

All right, all right.

- All for one...
- And one for all!

We're approaching the end of our trip.

Our final destination is one
of the most beautiful places in the US.

Glacier National Park.

We're here! We're here, family!

- Praise the Lord!
- We're here!

The house is so pretty!

Isn't it pretty?

Come here, Fiona. Fiona, come!

Coming!

It looks like
Hansel and Gretel's house, Dad.

It's definitely the prettiest house
we've stayed in during this trip.

By far.

I have to enter the code.

There we go.

Come in.

Isn't this house amazing?

Come. Do you like it?

It's pretty! Yes!

It's really cool.

It's lovely, honey.

It's cool, isn't it?

- The dining room looks out into the woods.
- It's beautiful!

Finally!

A cozy house.

With a crackling fireplace,
to spend a night together as a family.

Just what I needed.

No TV, ideal for family bonding.

- This is gorgeous!
- Right?

What else is there? Let's go explore.

- What's up? What are you doing here?
- No way!

- No way!
- Come in, make yourself at home.

- What's up, family?
- No way!

- No way!
- No!

Go, Scorpions!

Come here.

- See how much I missed you?
- I can't believe it!

Do you know how happy I am to be here?

- You sneaky bastard!
- We even called him last night!

I can't believe it!

This is the best birthday present!

No way!

Look! Everyone's crying!

My dad's in shock. Everyone else is happy.

Alessandra, as usual,
let out a loud high pitched scream.

And my brother is crying.

My brother!

- How are you?
- I'm great!

This is great!

I had just heard the news
that he was still positive...

so to see him at the house shocked me.

It stirred up all kinds of emotions.

I can't believe it!

I'm so excited to be here.

- Now he's infected us all!
- That's right, come here.

Hey!

Nobody had ever successfully surprised me.

And I've always complained about that.

This time, he totally fooled me.

- What the hell?
- We spoke to you last night!

- We FaceTimed.
- To scold you!

It was the best surprise
he could have given me.

I mean, I'm happy. So happy.

- I can't believe it!
- Me either.

Okay, talk to us.

Aislinn, did you know about this?

Wait, tell us.

You knew?

She was going to leave,
so I brought her in on it.

I was worried the family would find out

because they're all
curious and smart people,

but no one did!

I can't believe it! I'm in shock!

I was hiding, Aitana comes in,
sees me, and I was like...

She just told me!

- That's why she left the room like...
- Eyes wide.

I saw him and I was like...

I didn't know if it was really him.
I've never experienced that before.

My brother video called me yesterday.

José Eduardo and I were having dinner

and he said, "Let's call Vadhir
and see how he's doing."

He says,
"He's online, but he won't answer!"

Dad says, "He does that to me too."

"He does that to me!
He must be texting some girl."

Yeah!

He calls me again, so I go, "Fuck it."

We talked for a while,
and I was about to hang up,

when he says, "I have a theory."

"What's that?"

- Yes!
- What did he say?

"That you were negative,
and you hid it from us,

"and you're here, quarantining
at a hotel." And I was like...

"No, no!"

I bought it! I did!

I don't know why I said
I thought he was tricking me,

and he was going to show up.

I thought you were in Los Angeles.

Everyone did! But I've been following you.

It's fine! Aitana's favorite is here.

She doesn't give a rat's ass about me.

I think if Vadhir had been here
from the beginning,

I wouldn't have been able to
bond with Dad or with Ale,

or Ais or Aitana.

Aside from all that,
I'm happy my brother's here.

My adventure buddy is here.
My buddy for everything.

My drinking buddy!

- We really bought it.
- That's good.

But you lied to us, what the fuck?

The trip has been a bummer, I guess.

What should we do?

A lime.

I'll squeeze it on him.

- No sorry!
- What are you doing?

I mean, that's a good joke.

He moved and it fell in his eye
and in his mouth. Here, dude.

Did you aim for the mouth?

- Yes.
- And got his eye?

He got up, and the other drop went into...

That's Vadhir. And that's why I love him.

He amuses me a lot.

But I doubt José Eduardo is as amused.

You squeezed it. You put it on--

Dude, that's not a good joke.
It got into my eye.

No, that was a flop.

I know, right?

The prank's gone wrong
if it gets in your eye.

I love you, brother.
Hope you had an acid dream.

Yeah, family, I'm finally here.

Now you're gonna do some fun,
amazing stuff. Brace yourselves.

This is about to get good.

I have to condense a month into a week.

- Is it far?
- What?

- Where we're going.
- No, it's like 15 minutes away.

Look, here we are again.

Left, right, left.

"The House of Mystery"

We're here.

I'm super excited.

I've been quarantining
at home for a long time.

I'm finally with my family,
excited for the activities ahead.

And the first thing we do is
the "House of Mystery."

That sucks.

Look, I thought it was
a relevant and interesting activity.

- No way.
- No, really!

I mean, I like weird stuff.

We went to this place
where there's, supposedly,

an energy vortex, with energy
from some other portal

that opens up and shoots out energy.
It was a very strange place.

- We were told it was good.
- But it's more like a funhouse.

- Yes.
- That's it.

As soon as we get to this place,
I got super dizzy.

By the way, I'm single,
it's not like I'm pregnant or anything.

There's something weird going on here,
and I don't know what it is.

Imagine that poor guy
giving the same speech for years,

several times a day.
No wonder people end up like that.

It was like that with my ex.
The same speech several times a day.

- That's why you ended up like this.
- That's why.

This vortex crap

appeals exclusively to Ais.
It's her thing.

No one else is into that kind of thing.

Look at this.

I do believe the things
this little man is telling us.

I do believe him. I think that, somehow,

strange things are happening
in this place.

- Look at Alessandra.
- She's right out of the Matrix.

Shoot me.

It's like Titanic.
"I love you, Rose. I love you, Jack."

You're gonna break, Dad.

You can edit me out.

It's just optical illusions and...

- Balance.
- Trickery.

- I believe in it.
- We got scammed.

There are places
with energy shifts on this planet.

- Like my house.
- Maybe not this place.

It should be researched.

Some places charge more
for energy than others.

What the hell is this?

Let's go!

Looks like José Eduardo with his tummy.

I didn't say anything.

We'll be right back.
We're going for a walk.

What's up, Dad?

I'm so happy you're here!

- I can't believe it.
- I know.

- Where are we going?
- I don't know, let's just walk.

- How are you?
- Well, I've been--

How have you been feeling? Depressed?

I can't get over the fact
that you guys went camping without me,

I mean, this was supposed to be my trip.
I've been wanting to take you

on a trip like this for so long.
I'm so fucking pissed.

Sorry for the...

- We did.
- As you can see...

Yes, son. Now say that in Spanish.

- Did you learn your...
- Lesson?

Lesson, or not?

No, seriously, I'm asking because...

I was just telling your siblings and Ale,

- "I think that..."
- That he won't learn.

No. It's just that you're so rebellious!

You always get your way.

I've always said I must have
an angel protecting me,

who's always saving me.

But that's a dangerous belief because--

- I'm cocky.
- You go to the airport--

Instead of getting there two hours before,
you get there a half-hour before.

Like I had a private jet, right?

- You live on the edge, that's not right.
- Yeah.

It's a toxic adrenaline rush.

It's one thing to get infected
on a plane or at the airport

without knowing how it happened.

It's another to get infected
because you went partying,

because you socialized
with your friends every day.

And he posted everything on Instagram!

That's why I'm so angry.

The recklessness, the carelessness.
This could have been avoided.

It's not just the fact
that you missed the trip,

but you could have died,
people your age have died of COVID.

- Yes.
- It's a lot of things.

You won't focus on your career
because you're just fooling around.

I don't know,
I'm worried about a lot of things.

and, son, I really hope
this will help you to understand.

You know what? Thank you. I'm serious.

Thanks for supporting me these months.

And thanks for the times you
reprimanded me, because I do understand.

Maybe not right away
and not the way you'd like me to,

but this is very helpful, you know?

Thanks for the advice,
thanks for the support.

I'm sorry I don't always...

I don't always listen to you,

but I promise it helps me
a lot, it really does.

He is giving me all this advice,
and no matter how much it annoys me,

I can't say anything
because he is entirely right.

I was very irresponsible
and I can only hang my head

and listen to his advice.

And now, while we're at it...

I want to ask the whole family

to dress up, to look a bit more decent,
like me, I'm already dressed up,

because I want to...

It's a little surprise.

We're not doing water activities, right?

- No.
- Okay.

We've already done that.

We did it already. You missed everything.

- That sucks.
- Anyway...

Okay.

What is this?

- What's this?
- What?

- Where are you taking us?
- What's this?

I'm taking you on a walk
through the woods.

I have a very special surprise
for the whole family.

What is this?

It's so nicely done.

- Dad, it's beautiful!
- Beautiful!

- Did you see the bridge and waterfall?
- No!

I didn't even know we had,
just behind the house,

such a beautiful bridge,
with a stream running underneath.

You can hear the sound of rushing water.

It's been a difficult year.

We've been through...

We've been through a lot.

I want to give my wife credit.

A credit card?

I'll give her an additional card.

- There he goes.
- What a great man.

I can't be romantic with you around!

I know, I know.

- Okay.
- Your fault, you taught us.

The universe really tested us
with the pandemic.

And it was a huge test because
we learned, not only to live together,

but to argue and not take it personally.

And I think that the couples that survive

are not those who get along,
but those who know how to argue.

The ones that forget,
that put their grudges behind and move on.

And now...

I want you to know that,
after everything we've gone through,

it's clear to me, now more than ever,

that you're the love of my life.

We have been together for 14 years.

It has been a privilege and an honor.

A year...

and a half ago,
we were in Morocco, and I told you

I'd happily marry you again.

So today,

I want to renew my vows with you, my love.

- What?
- And this is why I wanted us to be here.

You're shaking, Dad.

What are you saying?
You could have told me!

No... This is not the right outfit, man!

No!

Now I'm shocked.

- A car!
- Wait, it doesn't fit.

Or it might.

It fits. It fits!

Wait.

The finger's a bit bloated.
It had too much soy.

- Lots of soy!
- Lots of soy!

- Lots of soy!
- Many days travelling without exercising.

This is the symbol of our union,
despite the years,

the many problems we've had,
despite the adversity,

we're still together.

I want to stay by your side.

- Me too.
- Always.

- I love you.
- I love you too.

I want you to keep being my wife forever.

Thanks.

I love you!

We've been through difficult times
and had our share of crises,

and we have had to
overcome many things, and...

And hearing you say
that you're still in love,

that you're still here
and you want to continue...

it was wonderful.

- Cheers!
- This was the best surprise!

Congratulations. Cheers!

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

No, we've drunk it all, yes.

I'm already dizzy.

It broke.

It broke!

Seeing them in that moment
was very inspiring.

It's a dream I've had
since I was little, to be like that,

with someone for many years.

I find it very exciting.
And I would love for it...

to happen to me one day, too.

Thank you so much for this trip.

- It's a long time.
- My heart is aching.

I mean, there's a part of me
that, every passing day...

- misses my daughter.
- Of course.

So this is it. It's time.

I love you very much.

- It was a nice finish.
- We love you.

And we'll miss you a lot.

Bear hug, everybody!

Come, Aitana!

- Little bear hug!
- Little bear hug!

And tonight?

- It's gonna be on!
- Full on!

- Tonight's the night, man.
- You stud!

- Lucky you!
- All right.

- Go, team!
- Scorpions!

Get ready, 2021!

It's coming on even stronger.

This is my last afternoon here,

in this beautiful place.

Tomorrow I'm going back to Los Angeles

to see Kailani.

I have mixed feelings
because I'm dying to see Kai,

you have no idea.
I can't wait to give her a hug,

I can't wait to kiss her, to listen
to her voice, to hold her in my arms.

But, on the other hand,
the only thing that saddens me is

I didn't get more time with Vadhir.

Have a great trip!

I love you so much!

- I wish we had more time.
- Yeah.

At least a whole day!

A bit more, 24 hours.

I love Vadhir so much.
I have so much fun when I'm with him.

His absence on this trip was difficult.

I loved it because, after Morocco,
I was left with this odd feeling.

- Me too.
- And now, it's like...

Like everything's okay now.

My daughter's back.

Definitely, the lockdown and the pandemic

were great teachers,

and that's also the reason why
our priorities changed on this trip.

I think we realized that
being together is what matters.

And that made a big difference.

Bye, Ais!

- Keep it clean!
- Bye, honey!

Bye, baby!

- We love you!
- Bye!

- Now...
- My little girl.

Nah, she's an old lady.

I am so happy to have
my two little chicken.

- Well, big chicken. They're fully-grown.
- Your two studs.

Just Aislinn is missing.

- No.
- You can't have it all in life.

She's connected
with the wolves, in nature.

She's calling you from that tree.

Forget it, then.

- I'm glad you're with me.
- Guide us, shaman.

Ready to go.

- Come.
- Dudes.

Today, we're doing an activity
that I've been thinking of.

There is a glacier,
it's like a sinkhole of frozen water,

and I suspect we're gonna love it.

- No.
- Let's see what's up!

What do you think, family?
Wanna skinny dip?

Honestly, that water's gonna be
absolutely freezing.

Let's touch it.

- Let's touch it.
- Okay, let's.

Let's see if we dare.

Don't be wusses. Do it.
Don't think about it.

We are so getting in, no matter what.

Let's see, I'll touch the water.

No. It's very cold,
but it's nothing we can't do.

No way!

Are we men or mice?

The water is freezing.

No way. No.

Get in, at least your calves.

Do it.

- It's water and ice.
- It is water and ice.

Are you doing it or not?

- Put your leg in.
- My leg?

- Yes.
- Okay, I'm coming.

- Get in.
- What's that?

Get your calves in.

- It's freezing.
- So?

It's tough.

We're here, and no one will get in.

- It's freezing!
- So what?

The temperature is so low.

- Are you getting in?
- I don't know, it's so cold.

He's so competitive that if I jump,

- he'll jump.
- Do it.

Come on! Go!

Go, José Eduardo!

- You go, then we go.
- Who's up for it?

All of us in one go!

Who's going in first?

You're all there, just chatting.

Who is the first man to jump?

Someone else.

Brave man of the house.
Shout, "Brave man..."

- Brave man of the house!
- Yeah!

Oh, man!

- Without clothes on!
- No way.

Dad went in in a T-shirt.

This isn't Splash Mountain, come on.

Help.

He's dressed like a fat kid in Acapulco,
but I get it.

I get it.

Yeah, you start feeling numb.

- Sure.
- You go!

- You got him all worked up. Now, go.
- I'm not getting in.

I mean...

Wasn't this a challenge?

I honestly thought I'd jump in first,
and then I'd have to convince you guys.

I'm very surprised, Dad. You jumped,

and paved the way for the rest of us.

Then, get in!

What do you think?
Should we jump from here?

Will you jump?

What do you think?

I don't know, you jump first!

- Don't pressure me.
- Don't be such an old lady!

Well?

- Did anyone bring tequila?
- Let's do it!

If you jump, I jump.

Both at the same time.

- Must everything involve alcohol?
- Just to warm up.

My brother has always been a wuss.

To me, he's like this chubby,
affable little aunty,

who comes with her shot of tequila.

Ready?

One, two, three.

Go fuck yourself!

Okay, get out.

We looked like wet cats.

Grasping on to each other.

I jumped. What more do you want from me?

I'm just saying you looked like a wet cat.

- And what did you look like?
- Exactly the same.

But I admit it.
I just wanted to rub it in your face.

- Okay, your turn!
- Me, now?

Hurry, I'm freezing.

Come on!

You'll tell me later.

There you go!

Damn!

Well done, family!

Well, we crossed over to the other rock,

and once there, we said,
"We should jump from higher up."

So, there we were,
risking our asses, our lives.

Come here and take a look.

You've been lucky this year,
you'll be fine.

Did you hit the bottom?

No.

Hurry up, I'm freezing!

On this trip, I started feeling
more adventurous than in Morocco.

I psyched myself up and said,
"José Eduardo, focus.

"Give it your all. This is your moment.

"Don't let it slip away.

Go on, Dad, push him.

Come on!

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

It's complicated...

The water is cold.

Stand there.

Come on! I'm getting hypothermic.

A good jump!

I can see the rock.

- I'm freezing.
- Go!

I'm afraid of heights.

Dad starts saying,
"No, sons, no. Not this high."

- "It's dangerous."
- "You'll fall."

- "Better from a lower point."
- Why are we talking like this?

- Now!
- Go straight.

It's not really high. I swear.

Okay.

When I finally climbed on the rock
and Vadhir told me, "Jump, Dad,"

a thousand things went through my head.

I mean, what if I broke something?

I imagined myself on the news.

"The video's gone viral."

And everyone laughing at me,
"Whatever possessed Eugenio to jump?

"I mean, what?"

It was one of the most
conflicting moments I've had in my career.

Come on!

My skin is going numb, come on.

- Scorpions!
- Yeah! Young people!

- Young people!
- Be careful!

Yeah, do it!

And he died.

Dad never dies.

Did you see Dad jump?

How about that?

I couldn't even move my legs.
It was ice water!

I'm serious, it was horrible.

Horrible, horrible.

Are you scared?

Yes, honey.

It was one of those family moments
in which you bond with your children.

It was the three men of the family

jumping into the water,
doing a risky activity.

Good job.

I couldn't miss a moment like that.

It's freezing.

- Come on.
- No.

Push her in, Dad.

And that's when I thought,
"I have to get Ale to jump."

- Jump with me, come on.
- I said no.

- We'll jump together, I'll get you out.
- No.

- Come on.
- No.

Of course I didn't want to jump.
Why would I jump into freezing water?

When'll you be here again?

This is a once-in-a-lifetime thing.

- Come, let's jump together.
- Listen.

- Once in a lifetime.
- Push her in!

- I don't have a change of clothes.
- Who cares?

We'll dry them later. Just push her.

We're forcing her.

Lots of peer pressure.

- We're all like--
- Just jump!

Tell her she can do it.

You can do it, Mom.

- Yeah!
- Come on, just do it.

Listen to your daughter.

Stand there,
where it's not slippery. There.

They insisted and pressured me
so much that... Here I come.

- Come on.
- Okay. Let's do it together.

- Why together?
- Yes! You said together.

- Seriously?
- Yes.

Oh, my God.

Really?

- You said together.
- Dad, come on! It's getting boring.

One, two, three.

The water was freezing cold.

But I felt alive.
I needed that bucket of cold water.

- How do we get out of here?
- From over there.

- No way, how do I get out?
- It's intense, isn't it?

Come on.

Help me!

I'm coming.

My legs are getting numb!

That's life,

- Come on.
- Cooperate!

"Cooperate."

Look how she's getting out, like...

She gets out like a dolphin
and then starts tilting.

Starts tilting like...
I've never seen anything--

- Like a beached dolphin.
- Exactly.

What a strange way to get out, like...

She just went like...
I mean, what the fuck?

Bravo!

Oh, my God!

Bravo!

It's freezing cold, baby!

Towel, Dad?

We did it! We all jumped!

I'm proud of you, family.

Did you like it?

This proves that even
if things get impossible

and difficult, if we put in the effort
and leave our comfort zone,

we can do great things.

- Because we're expecting...
- Great things.

Hell, yeah!

One, two, three.

I can't sleep.
Can you put her outside, please?

If you want her to leave,
I'm going with her.

Suit yourself.

Come on, baby.

She kicked me out of the bedroom.

Because you snore too loudly, sweetie.
How about that?

Let's go seek asylum
with your brothers.

Come on.

Son.

What happened?

What the fuck?

I'm gonna stay here with you.

- Why?
- Fiona snores too loud.

You were kicked out? Seriously?

No, well, she kicked Fiona out,
but I couldn't...

leave her alone.
She'll think I've punished her.

You were kicked out.

How can you explain to your sons
that your wife kicked you and the dog out?

It's so embarrassing.

Well, yes. In a nutshell...

Can't she stay outside of the room?

- Fiona?
- Yeah.

I couldn't do that. No.

Not out of the house.

No, no way. Right, sweetie?

If Alessandra can't handle
Fiona's snoring,

why would he think that I can? I mean...

It's not my fault. Let me sleep in peace.

There's one here

Up there?

- What about that one?
- If you want, but it's smaller.

But I'd be close to Fiona, and--

- You're crazy.
- Why?

Might as well sleep in Fiona's bed
so you two...

- No.
- ...can snuggle.

Go to sleep, baby.

My new bed.

Anyway.

I can feel Alessandra starting at me,
she's back there,

looking at me from afar.

Because I know she wants to talk to me.

And that's a conversation
I'd rather not have.

I actually prefer to pick up
Fiona's poop slowly, very slowly,

until she gets bored.

I hope I don't run out of poop.

I hope I find enough poop
so that I can play dumb

and avoid talking to the missus.

What are you doing?

Picking up Fiona's poop.

- Not to step on it.
- Finally!

- What?
- Finally!

My flip-flop are still gross
because you didn't pick that up on time.

I'm not cleaning them.

No, but whose dog is she?

Let's see. Have you seriously
not cleaned off the poop?

Really?

You'd rather wear the flip-flops
than clean the poop.

Yes.

There is no way
I'm cleaning off Fiona's poop.

I mean, she's your daughter, not mine!

Can you believe he wants me
to clean his flip-flops? What the hell?

The jerk.

I can believe The Sultan
wants you to clean them.

I can hear you!

Clean the flip-flops
instead of wasting time.

Let's just go for a walk, the two of us...

You just don't know where to stop.

I missed you last night.

I didn't like it when you left.

Why did you kick me out, then?

I didn't kick you out, baby.

It was Aitana and me...
Aitana was already asleep, actually,

I was falling asleep, and Fiona was,
as usual, snoring like a trucker. Worse.

I'm sorry, but Fiona's snoring is--

- Angelical.
- The stuff of nightmares.

I haven't slept a full night
in four weeks,

some nights were really rough.

- No--
- Honey, let me talk,

I just asked if we could try
putting her outside, see what happens?

But in your head, you heard,
"My wife kicked us out."

I'm not kicking anybody out, honey.

I'm asking you to let us try and see
if I can sleep, because I need to sleep.

I need to rest.

It would be wonderful
if you said, "Oh, wow,

"my wife has trouble sleeping.
She is a lighter sleeper than me.

- "Let's do something about it."
- What?

Get Fiona out of the bedroom.

I mean, not out of the house.

- Now--
- You never put Aitana out.

Aitana is our daughter, she's our baby.

- Listen to me.
- You're never wrong.

I just asked you--

Imagine Aitana is sleeping with us.

If Aitana woke us up,
and I said, "I can't sleep with Aitana,

"make her leave the room."

You wouldn't let her be alone in a room.

I bet you'd say, "I'm gonna go
with her, so you can sleep."

- Honey.
- I can't sleep without Fiona.

You're crazy.

She's my daughter too, so I'm not crazy.

No, wait. You don't give Aitana
as much attention as you give Fiona.

So she's more than a daughter to you.
Ask Ais, ask Vadhir, ask José Eduardo.

Oh, my God.

- Yes.
- Absolutely.

You or Fiona?

Fiona.

There you go!

We can either leave Fiona outside
the bedroom or in the dressing room,

there's also a door there.

You're okay with the dressing room?

- Yes.
- Okay.

Hadn't we learned how to argue?

- I am not obsessed with Fiona.
- No, no.

Obsessed is not the word.

- You're sick.
- No, you're sick.

- No, you're crazy.
- You're crazier.

- Oh, yeah.
- Hunk central, right here.

Think about your ex.

Crying.

I can't even.

How are you dealing with that?

It's so crazy that
all of our relationships went to hell.

Dude, it was a rough year,
full of all kinds of changes.

- We were all left without partners.
- Partners, yeah.

It turned out to be
a year of changes for me.

I used to live with her, so...

And then she left,
and I ended up alone in the house.

That was a huge change.

How did it feel, to be alone?

Then the quarantine happened.

- What the fuck?
- Worst timing.

Had I known
we were all gonna be quarantined,

I wouldn't have split up.

- When you most need the company.
- Snuggles.

- Spooning.
- Spooning. Watching a movie. You know.

You know.

I know.

- I see you.
- We both...

- We were alone.
- What can I say.

But this year?

Great things are coming.

You said that three years ago.

- I didn't say which year.
- I didn't.

It was for 2023.

That's odd. Why are you hugging?

- Wanna get out?
- Yeah.

- I'm like...
- Sweating.

- I mean--
- Go take a shower. Go.

- Let's shower.
- Why don't you wash your flip-flops?

You haven't cleaned them yet?

- Let's see.
- It's difficult.

Let's see.

No!

- It's your fault.
- You wanted me to clean them.

- I did!
- What did you do?

Fiona's poop is everywhere.

Dude, no!

What he did was so gross.

Didn't you want me to clean them?

Why am I involved in this?
What did I ever do to you?

Why should I be bathing
in Fiona's shit tea?

It's just gross.

Now I'll have to shower.

Fuck's sake.

Stop!

Stop! We'll talk!
We'll tell you where Aitana is.

Your flip-flops are clean now, son.

Oh, my God.

SAINT MARY LAKE
GLACIER NATIONAL PARK

For the first part of the trip,
my sister carried me everywhere,

so it's my turn to carry you, Ais.

You're coming with me

so that you can be
on the last bit of the journey. Let's go.

How's Ais doing?

We're just having a stroll,
walking around,

as we should, in the middle of the park.

Ask me if I have bear spray.

It's the last day
and we're going to Sun Point.

Traveling with my family
is always incredible.

This is a trip I'm so very grateful for,

so it's been a great, great trip.

I brought this.

I brought it just in case.

- What's wrong with you?
- It's for the bears.

Did you see that?

It's so beautiful!

It's incredible.

We're nearing the end of our trip.

Our final destination is one
of the most beautiful places in the US.

How about that?

- No way! This is amazing!
- Gorgeous.

This is unreal.

It's spectacular.

The view here is incredible.

I nearly lost Ais!

- Don't let her go.
- Watch Ais.

I can't believe
what we have in front of us.

Like a hidden lake
in the middle of a valley.

I think it's one of the most beautiful
landscapes we've seen on the trip.

Well, not you,
you missed most of it, so...

But I've seen some lovely views.

How about that, son?

- It's incredible.
- Sick!

- José, come here.
- Are we taking a pic?

A selfie, yes.
Lift it higher to capture the...

Hey, bring the chairs over here.

Coming. Take one of me.

If I'm anywhere near a camera,
there's gonna be a photo shoot.

Hurry up.

Say "click" when you take one,
so I switch poses.

Click.

What do you mean "say click"
every time I take a picture?

- With the trees?
- Sure.

Guys, come here!

One standing up, like this.

- One more!
- Come here, guys!

That's it, man.

One, two, three!

I caught her!

It was, without a doubt,
a therapeutic trip

for everyone, for different reasons.

Hey, this is proper cold weather.

The old uncle voice, dude.

Watch out, baby, don't run.

For Eugenio, this trip has been
about him and his children.

Like that, so Ais is there.

For the first time,
he's had the four of them to himself.

These are the things that are worth it.

- Exactly.
- Those little moments in life

when you say,
"This is for me, damn right."

- How deep.
- How deep.

- Timeless words.
- Master.

By José Eduardo Derbez.

I'm really happy
I got to catch up with you.

Didn't think I'd make it.

And I'm so happy to be here
enjoying this view with you.

I mean, all of this fills me
with energy and peace,

even if you can't see it.

Haven't seen any peace.

"I haven't seen any peace."

- We haven't seen it.
- I've just started absorbing it.

Well, hurry up and absorb it, okay?

- No, but--
- It's been lovely with you.

It was a blessing
that you caught up with us

and you're here,
because we missed you a lot.

We spent the whole trip talking about you.

What a great surprise.

- I don't know if they were good things.
- I'll find out when I watch the show.

Maybe don't watch it. Don't watch it.

I'm so glad that we got to be

such a lovely family, despite...

coming from such different families.

And how dysfunctional we are.

And how dysfunctional we are.
But that's fine, because...

- Normal families are boring.
- Exactly.

That's why La familia P. Luche is
so successful,

It's loosely based on you.

Sure.

I mean, you're Ludoviquito.

You're Junior, because you are
so nice, kind of absent-minded.

- Not to mention...
- Sure, not to mention...

Bibi is Aislinn, who's always like,

"How beautiful life is,
how beautiful nature is."

And wolves...

Aitana hadn't been born,
but could be Maradonio.

Maradonio? No way!

No.

And you are my Federica P. Luche big time.

Number one in life.

I mean, if people knew that you are

Federica P. Luche times three,

- they wouldn't believe it.
- I'm so flattered.

Tonight, you'll sleep in the bedroom.

You'd better return.

You'll be returning to the boys' bedroom.

Hadn't you said that you could return?
Now, you're back in the doghouse.

Let's stand up. Stand up, everybody.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm gonna live my life
like a fucking boss.

You have such a potty mouth.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- That's right.
- All right.

Group hug!

- That's fast.
- It's over?

Well, okay.

This trip was more intimate,
so I had more fun.

It felt more like when I used to travel
with my kids when they were little.

Like when I used to run the show
and they followed me.

I felt a lot more comfortable,
a lot more in control.

It was a great trip.

It was a great way to connect
with the family.

Sons of a...

Don't leave! What about the chairs?

For fuck's sake.

My family is...

pretty crazy.

Pretty dysfunctional.

But wonderful. Truth be told.

José Eduardo!

Vadhir!

Alessandra!

You lazy bums!

Oh, my God.

Lazy bastards!

Fiona!