De Viaje Con Los Derbez (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 5 - I Love Montana! - full transcript

- Come on, let's go!
- Now?

Fiona, Aitana, and the bags are ready.

Vadhir's here too.

How many more roads?

I have an idea.

- I'll drive today, so you can rest.
- No! Wait.

Why not? I just want to know why.

Because you have
a questionable driving record.

Aislinn's head is always up in the clouds.
She's always like...

She'll see the median
and she'll drive right on it.

She can drive onto a median
and never even notice.



She thinks she's on the road.

"I hit a tree and it's stuck
in my windshield. Oh, well, that's life."

She shouldn't drive.

Maybe I'm not the best driver,
but I've never crashed.

The day I gave you your first car...

You gave her a car?

It was used. A used Golf.

You rented me one!

José Eduardo doesn't even remember
what driving is like. He has an entourage

that does everything for him.

He has a chauffeur
who comes and picks him up,

he carries him,
puts him in the car, drives him...

He doesn't remember driving.

José Eduardo gets driven,
he doesn't drive.



This is a big RV. I say--

- I'll drive!
- Have you driven something this size?

Let Ale drive.

- Let's see--
- So, Ale can?

I've never driven with Ale.

When Ale drives, this is me...

It's like she's driving a float
in a parade. Two miles an hour.

Everything scares her.
She'll scream and scare me.

- What? What?
- What?

I don't like this.

TRAVELING WITH THE DERBEZES

Today's a great day, full of activities.
We're going to Yellowstone.

We're going to see so many things.

Everyone's gonna be so happy.

How long will we be at Yellowstone?

All day!

- All day?
- All day?

Just one day?

Well, I mean...

a day and a bit.

It's supposed to be
the coolest stop of the trip

and you only planned one day?

- We won't see anything!
- He always does this!

A day and a half.

- Dad, this sucks!
- You never plan in advance.

You can't do Yellowstone
in one day, honey.

I want to see the prisms
with colored water on the edges.

You can't see that anywhere else.

That's amazing.

I say we go to the lake and the geyser.

Will we have time?

What else can we do?
Can't you agree on anything?

Travelling as a family is difficult.

It's impossible to get
to the geyser in a day.

Besides, it'll take us 10 hours
to get there on these roads!

- It's impossible.
- As long as we see the Prismatic,

- I'll be happy.
- I can't find it.

Going to the lake is much more feasible.

Let's go to this place, that place.
Are we staying? Are we going?

And we're missing a member.

Imagine if Vadhir was here?
It'd be a shitshow.

Is everything really far apart there?

It's huge, honey.

Bigger than Chapultepec?

Bigger than Chapultepec, honey.

Bigger than Ajusco and La Marquesa?

I didn't realize Yellowstone was so big.

I thought it was just
an average-sized park.

No! Everything is gigantic here!
It's like... a city!

Or like many cities.

Imagine Topilejo...

Tizimín, Chiconcuac...

All of them combined!

And you still wouldn't match it.
It's like five of those.

It's just too big.

Really big.

What happened to your planning?

I plan the big things.

You take care of the details.

If I invite you to a restaurant,
you choose your own meal.

- God!
- You want to be spoon-fed.

You always choose the restaurant
and our meals.

And, as usual, it's all my fault.

I take them to Yellowstone,

one wants to go north,
one south, one west...

Everyone wants to see
a different attraction.

And it's my fault
that we don't have enough time.

We can't take the RV into Yellowstone.

Why not?

The roads are too narrow.

See? Everything's against us.

We'll have to switch vehicles.

Take the SUV and leave this one parked.

- Sounds good.
- Let's go!

Look. "Beer, music and food."

That's the place for you.

- It's your place.
- Stop!

Let's pack and move to the RV,
I mean, the SUV.

Let's go!

Gorgeous!

And I didn't even comb my hair.

Pretty river. We should live stream it.

- First one to see an animal--
- There!

Where?

An ugly one.

That's so childish.

It'd be incredible
to see a bear or a moose.

I bet that'd be un-bear-able.

Would a moose like mousse?

- It's a dangerous place.
- Oh, my God.

It says here you should never run
if you see a bear.

- Don't run.
- You have to stay still and play dead.

- And give it a wink.
- You have to slowly back away.

Stay 298 feet away from bears.

So, I need to bring a measuring tape.

I'll tell the bear, "Hold on.

"Just hold this in your mouth."

- That's 298 feet.
- That's 311... No. There it is.

"Done! Thank you!" No.

Honey, clearly you didn't read this part,
but pets are not allowed, okay?

- Jeez.
- Oh, no!

"In the few places where they're allowed,
they must be kept on a leash."

You never have her on leash.

- Fiona is bait.
- Bear bait.

So is Aitana.

A bear could eat Fiona.

- Shut up.
- I mean, we're all bait.

- A bear could eat Fiona.
- Yes, baby. A bear could eat Fiona.

- Look, I think that's a moose!
- Back there, Dad!

Let's stop and look.

They're at the back! Is this the reserve?

Yes, dear. I reserved this
months in advance.

Give me a break.

- I want to see!
- Come on, baby. This is so exciting.

Let's go!

Is that deer?

They're moose.

I only see one male and many females.

There's a moose with about 10 females
and his children around him.

Just like me.

I could relate.

Should we go?

- Onwards.
- Yes.

- Get in.
- Get in.

Let's go.

There's a lot to see in Yellowstone.

And I'm gonna try to see everything,
even if I have to drive really fast.

But it's huge.
I don't think we're gonna make it.

But we're gonna try.
Of course, we will. I'm gonna try.

Even if I don't succeed.
You still gotta try.

Look!

I want to see it! Can we stop?

There's no time.

- So we'll only stop when you say so.
- You've seen one!

- What's down there? I can't see.
- A waterfall.

- Are we gonna stop?
- No.

Stop, honey!

It's just water falling.

No way!

- This is amazing! Can we stop?
- No.

- What's that?
- It's steam.

Please, baby, so Aitana can see!

She can see one when she has kids
and takes them on trips.

You're funny, Dad.

- Can we stop? I need the restroom.
- No.

Why not?

- There's a bucket in the back.
- What?

- Can we stop here?
- No.

But we're missing some incredible things.

No, we won't get to see the rest.

Dad! Stop!

We can't stop.

Let's stop here, Dad.

Fine, we'll stop here,
but just for a few minutes.

Look, baby.

- Is that a bison or a buffalo?
- Bison.

- It looks like the Beast, from the movie.
- Yeah.

Let's go.

What does it say?

What?

What does it say? For young people?

- "For young people?"
- "For young people?"

I can beat either of you
at anything you challenge me to.

Wanna race? I'll beat you.

"What does it say? For young people?"

"What does it say? For young people?"

Look at that flatland.

That's what they used to call Ais.

Aislinn.

- What?
- Say something!

No, 'cause he's right.

Look at the rocks on the left.

Looks like the mountain shattered
into a thousand pieces.

That happened to my heart
a few months ago.

Mine too.

Are you feeling better now?

- We've moved on.
- That's good.

- Aitana, look at the geyser!
- Where?

Look, Aitana, look.

Can you feel the steam from the hot water?

- It's cool.
- Amazing.

- Let's go further up.
- Sure.

I'm going to win!

The geysers with that boiling water...
They're just spectacular.

The colors we saw, the steam...

This place is a dream.

It smells like hard-boiled eggs.

Like when you get quesadillas
and the cook cuts an egg up for you.

You can't go in.

A jacuzzi is better.

But it's better than nothing.

Look over here, honey.

You're convincing me.
I'm starting to like this.

It's about time.

We arrived at the Grand Canyon
of the Yellowstone.

It's amazing.

It is pretty impressive.

I mean, the size,
the height of the waterfall.

I was very impressed.

This is part of the Wyoming Grand Canyon.

Can I step up here?

Just look, honey.

Look at the river over there.

It's like a zig-zag.

What a sight!

Let's go!

It looks like Yellowstone was a success.

Yes, for the five minutes we were there,
it was amazing.

Stop complaining!
We've seen a lot of things.

Yes, from the car window, but we did.

Okay, enough, let's get on with the trip.

Next stop: Chico.

- Chico?
- Chico Hot Springs.

Chico?

I'm going to Chico with my chico.

We're here!

Hi, baby!

Hi!

- I'll see you soon, okay?
- Okay.

- I miss you so much, baby.
- I love you.

We've been travelling for over a week now,
and I'm having an amazing time.

I've slept better than
I've ever slept before.

But, to be honest,

I'm really starting to miss Kai.

Bye, baby. Sending you lots of kisses.

- Bye!
- Bye!

I'm just not used to this.

I've never been away from her
for this long.

I don't know, it feels weird.
I mean, I need my daughter!

- Everything looks delicious.
- And there's coffee.

Thank you.

How's Kai?

Actually, how are you?

You miss her, don't you?

Yes, it's been hard.

The last few nights I've dreamed
that I'm with her and I'm hugging her

- Have you ever been apart from her?
- Never.

I mean, it's cool being here,
but it's also weird.

Because you're not really relaxing.

I am relaxing.
I'm sleeping better than ever.

Last night, I slept 11 hours.

Lucky you.
I can't sleep at all on this trip.

I just can't.

How long did you sleep?

I stopped counting.

If I count how many hours I sleep,

I'll throw myself out of a window.

Ale can't sleep.

Why not?

If it's not Fiona, it's something else.

We've had Fiona for eight years.

- Have you heard her snore?
- She's really loud.

I don't know why,
maybe the rooms are smaller.

Or like, yesterday,
you put her right next to me.

She usually sleeps next to you.

Ale, that's what earplugs are for.

That's how she is.

She's been that noisy for eight years.

Listen. Pay attention.

At dawn, it's four times louder.

Your birthday is coming up.

Birthdays in this family
have always been...

a little different.

Right?

The best birthdays
I ever been to were yours.

No, José Eduardo has never spent
his birthday with us.

It's complicated because
we didn't live together.

You lived your whole childhood
in Las Lomas, while we were--

Wherever.

All over the place.

I had a great childhood.

Do you agree that, when we were little,
we were best friends?

- Yes.
- We were--

We got along really well,
but then something happened.

You stopped coming on the weekends,
or on our trips.

You weren't around anymore.

Your mom took you everywhere.
Maybe you didn't want to come anymore.

It was a weird time, but...

the time we did spend together was good.

- His mom was--
- The queen of soap operas.

No, that was my mom.

His mom worked on soap operas.

So, in the end, she had a lot of money
and I didn't.

Well, listen.

If you want money, work for it.

This handsome boy right here...

has standards.

It's Vadhir.

It's Vadhir?

Hey, Vad!

Hi!

I can't see.

Hi, Vadhir!

What's up?

How are you, buddy?

Did you get your test results?

Yes, I did.

- And?
- And?

Tell me! I'm getting anxious!

I'm still positive.

I wish I was joking.

I know it sounds like
a joke I'd make, but...

I don't get it.
I'm so fed up, I don't even--

No way.

It makes me sad because
I really thought he'd be able to join us,

I don't know, after the first week.

So, I don't know
when he'll be able to join us.

We were really excited.

Me too, brother.

Our hearts sank.

We were really hoping that
he'd be able to join us.

For me, it's a mixed bag of emotions.

It's sadness, frustration,
but also anger towards him,

for not being careful.

Instead, he went out, he traveled.

I know he was irresponsible
and didn't really care.

Forgive me, guys, seriously.
Please, forgive my stupidity and...

everything. I regret this
and I'd have loved to be there.

Son, what can I say?

Are you sick of each other yet?
About ready to kill each other?

- No!
- No!

It's weird how well we're getting along.
Maybe because of those who aren't here.

We think we might be starting
to detect the source of the conflict.

What are you doing today?

We're going to see the glaciers, son.

- Have you ever seen a glacier?
- No.

And you won't.

You gave me that one
on a silver platter, son.

What are you doing for your birthday?

We can't say.

We've planned a surprise,

- José Eduardo and I.
- My sis and I.

For my birthday?

For everyone's birthday.

Aitana's too.

For the three of us?

A surprise, yes.

- How exciting! Thanks!
- That's great!

My birthday is September 2nd
and hers is September 11th.

We're very Virgo.

Can I be included?

We can't do it long distance.

We miss you, son!

I miss you too. Have fun. Love you!

- Kisses.
- Love you.

Bye!

Bye, love you.

That's too bad.

I wasn't expecting that.
I thought he'd say yes.

Me too.

I was sure he was gonna surprise us.

My imagination ran wild.

- I thought--
- He'd be at the door.

Some music would start playing,
and he'd walk in.

I hoped.

I have a little surprise for you,
but this one is just for Dad.

Yours will come later.

For my birthday?

- For your birthday.
- My birthday present?

It's an activity that--

Well, truth be told,

I might've done this twice
in my life, and not very well.

But I've seen fathers and sons
do this in movies,

and it's how they bond.

- Bonding.
- Yes, a bonding activity.

I think you'll like it.

- As long as we're bonding, okay!
- You'll do anything!

- Perfect.
- Go, team!

You and me, then.

- Have fun.
- Yay!

This is your idea of... bonding?

Fishing?

Well, yeah. No?

- I just don't like...
- Anything.

No, not anything,
I just don't like hurting animals.

- Wait.
- I've never been fishing. I find it cruel.

Wait, this lady will explain everything.

Just hold on.

Don't start shivering
until you see the penguins

Don't feel the burn
until you taste the salsa.

I don't think Dad liked
his surprise very much, but...

there's not much else to do here.

It was either this
or killing a bison and cooking it.

Tell her your problem.

A few hours ago, he was having
fish for breakfast, but okay.

I just don't understand.

You want it on your plate,
but don't want to catch it.

No, no. I'm actually trying
to stop eating fish as well.

But you haven't given it up.
Look at it this way.

You'll bond with your son,
we'll do a little fishing,

and we can grill some fish for dinner.

- Is she gonna grill the fish?
- She'll play bad cop.

Dad, you got it.

I've been in plenty of castings
and I never get the role.

- That's it.
- There it goes.

She was really whipping it.

Like Fifty Shades of Grey.

Yelling, "I love Montana!" What's that?

I came to fish, and this lady
is losing the plot big time.

Looks like sperm.

When are we gonna fish?

What?

I don't give a rat's ass about
the type of fish I catch.

Just give me the damn rod
and let me fish with my dad.

José Eduardo, move over that way--

If the hook gets my eye...

I'm an actor. Gotta protect the face.

If it gets hooked in my ear or...

- Elsewhere.
- You'll get a piercing.

I'll have a piercing
somewhere I shouldn't.

Wait! Wait!

I want to try this.

No. I don't love Montana right now.

This is a complete failure.

It's okay, I'm happy because I came here
to bond with you, not to catch a fish.

Although, in this weather,
I'm more likely to catch a cold.

I just wanted us to talk,
so we could be closer.

Wait, wait!

- The current's really strong, isn't it?
- Yeah.

This is really nice.

We're bonding.

I feel like you and I have
never really been able to talk.

No.

Ever since you were little.

Do you remember the time you kidnapped me?

Do you remember?

- I was really young.
- Very young.

- I was like seven?
- Yeah, seven.

About seven. And I remember
that you picked me up from school

instead of my nanny.

We had a delicious meal, we talked about
all sorts of silly things. I remember.

And that was it! You said,
"Well, I'll take you back to your mom's."

And when we got there,

you got out first,

- and I think Mom was calling the police.
- Yes.

And you guys had a horrible fight
in the parking lot.

But I never realized
that you had kidnapped me.

I didn't kidnap you, but--

"I borrowed you and then I returned you."

Let me clear something up.
I did not kidnap my son.

I was just spending some time with him.

Without his mom's permission.

Your mom and I split up
when you were five.

She didn't let me see you for many...
For a long time. For many years.

And what killed me was the idea

that you'd think I had abandoned you,

or that I didn't want to see you.

So, I tried contacting you
a million different ways,

but your mom changed
all of her phone numbers.

She started dating Omar,
and he had several bodyguards.

And there was no way
I could get near your house.

I was forbidden from going
near your house.

Then your mom, during our legal battle,

stripped me of my parental rights.

And that, well, I think that was
very drastic because you only do that

to a criminal or a drug dealer,
or God knows.

So, legally, I couldn't even go near you.

I was desperate, like,
"Let me talk to my son to explain to him

"that I want to see him,
but I can't, they won't let me."

But your mom didn't want that.

So, the only option I had was
to go to your school.

So, yes, I "kidnapped" you,
but it was out of love.

I think that the real situation,

when I started figuring out
what had happened...

I started to believe a lot of things,
but also I didn't believe anyone.

I didn't know whose version to believe,
Dad's or Mom's.

This isn't about who I should believe,

it's about focusing on the present.

How brave of you.

Yeah, it was complicated.

Whenever we see each other,

we never have deep conversations.

And I wanted to ask you...

Who's the one who--
No, I'm joking. Go on, tell me.

No. I want to know

what... I don't know what...

Dad, are you all right?

No, I'm trying to find the right words.

What's the story in your head,
or what did your mom tell you?

I'll be very honest with you.

All those years without seeing you.

Before you tell me anything,
I want you to know that

I spent every minute, every second I could

dealing with lawyers,
with investigators...

You have no idea of the things I did
to be able to see you.

You don't know how many times
I went to your building,

in disguise, to try and sneak in.

Haven't I ever told you this?

And you can't imagine
how painful it was to not be able

to tell you, "Son,
I haven't forgotten you.

"I haven't stopped loving you
or thinking about you."

Can I be honest with you?
That's a time in my life I've blocked out.

I mean, I know...

there was conflict between you and Mom.

Did you think I didn't want to see you?

I never thought anything bad.

I never thought you didn't want to see me.

I mean, I never harbored
any bad thoughts about you.

Never.

That's a fact.

This is the sort of situation that...

I think life gradually pushes you
to make peace with,

and then you try to be a better person
for your own sake, your family and others.

So that you can move on and not repeat
the mistakes from the past.

I think this is
a very painful subject for you.

Very painful... At the time,
I think it was painful for me.

I don't know if it was painful for Mom.

- And I think--
- Not for your mom,

because she always had you.

Do you know what my breaking point was,

when I looked for you the hardest?

The year your mom went to Colombia
to shoot a soap opera.

I didn't know anything
because I wasn't in touch with her.

I asked, "Is José Eduardo going?"
"No, he's staying in Mexico."

You can't imagine how painful it was
for me to say, "My son is in Mexico.

"His mom is in Colombia.

"Why didn't you leave him with me?""

That's why I sometimes
hold a grudge against her.

People say, "Forget it. Let it go."

Let her go.

Even you tell me that.

- But I--
- Look, there are few things.

This happened many years ago.

I understand it's still on your mind
after all these years.

But I think
that if you were to let that go

at some point in your life...

I don't know why, but I think

you'd be a lot more at peace

and we'd understand each other more
and get along better.

At some point, just let it go.

Every time I see you, I can see

your talent for comedy...

It's like...

I see that we are alike
in so many ways, and I'd have loved to...

- But that didn't happen.
- I know.

And you can't spend
your whole life like this.

There's nothing you can do about it.

What's important is I know you're happy,
and that you know I'm happy.

Everyone has told me
I need to let this go.

And, to be honest,
that's been a struggle for me,

but now that my own son
asked me to do it...

maybe it's time to listen.

- I know.
- I love you very much.

Me too.

My "young people."

I try to forget about it,
put it behind me.

I prefer to focus
on what Dad and I are living right now,

and I believe we can make up
for those lost years.

I'm grateful for this time.

We didn't catch anything, but...

Okay. Let's do something together.

We brought sacks.
Do you guys remember sack races?

- Yes.
- Remember?

- How about a race?
- Okay.

Let's do it, the weather is lovely.

Aislinn and I against you three.

- Together?
- Aislinn and I against you three.

They think they're gonna beat us
just because they're "young."

According to them, they're "young people."

They're gonna make fools of themselves.
In this game, they're the sacks.

On your marks!

Do it like sexy girls do it.

One...

two, three!

Go, baby, go!

Go, sis, go!

Go, sis, go!

She fell, she fell!

Come on!

Go, baby!

There you go!

- Bravo, my love!
- Take that!

Take that, boy! Take that, boy!

- Go!
- Take that, boy!

Bravo!

What happened, young people?

I thought you guys were so young!

- Hang on!
- Look at them.

- Bravo!
- Let's talk about something important.

They can't even talk!

And what about her?
She just got here. That means we won.

No.

Aitana was competing!

You left her behind by a mile.

That's not fair.

- You just discarded her.
- You're like...

The girl... The girl...

She finished...

Not fair...

Your siblings are cheating!

No, this isn't fair. Something's fishy.

How could grandma and grandpa win?

Did you see how I was breathing?

I nearly died. I am not cut out for this.

We almost had a heart attack out there.

See? No.

- Come, old gal.
- Let's see.

I mean, excluding your own daughter...

- Yeah, that's not cool.
- It's awful.

You guys are so manipulative!

I wonder where you got that from?
From where?

Don't you agree?

Millennials are so embarrassing!

They're glued to their computers
and never exercise.

- It's terrible.
- How do you do this? Like this?

Go on, have another s'more
to improve your fitness, man.

Yours looks very crunchy.

- What can I say?
- Yours is perfect.

I've never done this, how do you do it?

Darketo, figure it out.

Son, when you put a metal wire
in a fire, it heats up.

Your mom never taught you that.

- Your butlers roasted them for you.
- Of course.

"James, roast my marshmallow, please."

"Here, Master, roasted
and cooled to suit your palate."

What was all that about James
and marshmallows?

Your butler.

No, no. For starters,
his name was Armando, not James.

And he was a very well-known chef.

- I've never done this before.
- What?

This.

- You've never roasted marshmallows?
- No.

So, the first time you do it,
and you drop it?

Did you burn yourself again?

No. I dropped it.

I just screamed like an old woman.

You screamed like a posh lady.

You couldn't have sounded
any more feminine.

No wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Oh, my God. So embarrassing.

Watch.

- Go play.
- We'll catch up later.

We're already playing.

- Honey, tell me.
- What?

How did things go with José Eduardo?

Before they went fishing,

Eugenio told me that
he wanted to talk to José Eduardo.

He said he felt this was his chance

to tell him his version of the story
and to heal wounds.

You've never really had time with him,

- in private like that, right?
- No.

Tell me.

Nothing. I mean, I always...

Ever since he was a child,
I always avoided the subject

because I wanted
to have a good time with him.

And we'd never had a deeper conversation.

One day, many years ago,

we were at our house in Mexico City,

and Aislinn talked to José Eduardo

and asked him,
"Why were you never with us?

"Why didn't you ever want
to come with us?"

José Eduardo told her something like,
"It's just that Mom told me that Dad

"never reached out to me."
Something like that.

And I had always wanted
to talk to José Eduardo about...

Well, about how I had spent
several years looking for him,

but his mom wouldn't let me see him.
I was forbidden from seeing him.

- And did you tell him that?
- I did.

Today?

And?

He said that his mom had never
told him anything, good or bad.

I think he's blocked those things out.

But what mattered to me was
to make him feel like...

To let him know I tried.

And what did he say?

To forget the past, to put it behind us,

to look to the future,
and stop dwelling on it.

Because he knows I'm still holding
a grudge against his mom.

And don't you think it's time
to let go of that grudge?

Imagine I took Aitana away from you today,

and you didn't get
to see her for five years.

No, honey, I can't.

- You would hate me.
- Of course.

There you go.

I don't even want to picture
being in that position.

And I understand, I understand perfectly
why it's so hard for him

to forget, to let go.

I know how hard it was for him.

- Hanging on to it is not good for you.
- No.

Don't do it for her, do it for you.

He's here today.
He's here with you, with us.

You two are close now.

You love and adore each other,

despite your history,
despite the time you spent apart.

- I know.
- Are you proud of him?

Very proud.

- I know I have to start letting go.
- Don't think about it.

Try to...

Let it go.

It's over.

And he's here with you today,
he's close to you.

You're still sad, aren't you?

Is it because of Vadhir?

Yeah, obviously I'm a little sad
that Vadhir couldn't be here.

Because of his nonsense,
because I warned him.

We all warned him.

But things happen for a reason.
Maybe this chat with José Eduardo

wouldn't have happened with Vadhir here.

Exactly.

Are you happy?

Very happy.

- I'm not taking your hand--
- I know.

You're covered in marshmallow.

Look, the fact that our daughter...

She has her siblings
and spends time with them, it's amazing.

It's the best thing ever!

But you should feel very happy
and very proud and very satisfied

with the family you have made.

That we've both made.

- Yes.
- Correction.

Yeah.

- No, I'm--
- You're all sticky!

You've really helped
to bring my children together.

A lot.

Thank you for creating
this beautiful family.

Thank you, my love.

Thank you.

I love you.

Wanna go play?

Let's go see what they're playing.
I've never played it.

Let's go play, Fiona!

Who won?

You won?