De Viaje Con Los Derbez (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 4 - Forward 1! - full transcript

- Go, team!
- Let's go!

Scorpions!

The cabin we rented changed our lives.

- Oh, God.
- Thanks.

Finally, a bathroom!

- We all took showers.
- Get out!

Some needed them more than others.

I'll wash the rest now.

We celebrated Aitana's birthday.

- Happy birthday!
- It's so...

I became one with the llamas.



Little bull! Little bull!

We even smashed the piñata.

Hit it! Kill it!

But it's time to get back on the road.

- Please.
- Come, Fiona!

Today, we're going to Big Sky, Montana.

It looks amazing in the brochures,
but on top of that,

it's the capital of risky activities,
of adventure tourism.

I can already feel
the adrenaline through my veins.

Come on!

Come on!

That's how Ale will treat me when I'm 80.

She'll probably end up
carrying me from behind, too.

Or pushing me into places.



TRAVELING WITH THE DERBEZES

We just left Teton Springs, in Idaho.

Do you know why it's called Teton?

Because when a French expedition
arrived here,

they discovered
that the nearest mountains looked like...

- Tits?
- Woman's tits.

- Really?
- For real?

- Grands tétons.
- Exactly.

Is this real, or are you being funny?

It's real. The French named them.

How do you know all that information?

That's my area of expertise. My kids--

- Your area?
- When I travel with my kids,

I ask them questions,
I research, do trivia.

That's my area, not yours.

Excuse me, but maybe you lost your...

Touch.

What a beautiful view.

- Are we there yet?
- Yeah, it's here.

Well done, Eugenio. Well done.

Look.

Now, we're at Big Sky.

It's beautiful. In the middle of nature,
surrounded by mountains and pines.

A spectacular view.

It's a gorgeous cabin.

It's my kind of place. I'm very excited.

Come, Fiona! Come!

This one's called "The Widow," okay?

It's a card game.

Ale wants me to bond with the child.
I will bond with her, but on my own terms.

Wine and poker.

See?

Vadhir sings with her, I play poker.
To each their own.

I think these cards aren't working
for you, but I brought you some.

These are little. You'll become

an expert "Widow" player.

I was looking for parachute jumping.

- Nearby, there's a--
- You what?

We're looking for activities, honey.

I saw some hikes.

Hikes are fine, but I want to--

But I mean dangerous hikes,
climbing rocks and going

next to a precipice,
and you climb carefully.

Something like that would be cool.

Remember Aitana's six.
Look for family activities.

I know, but there are things we can do...

I don't know, you stay with Aitana, and...

- What?
- Or I can stay with Aitana.

We take turns.

If not, we'll just play
on the seesaw outside...

Okay.

I fell for you
because you were adventurous.

Carmelita Salinas
wanted you for Aventurera.

You're not anymore.

I'm too old to star in Aventurera
with Carmen Salinas.

Go ahead, look for activities.

Eugenio jokes and complains

about the fact
that I used to be adventurous.

On the one hand, it's true.

On the other, not so much.

We're flying, baby!

Yes, I do daring things.

I do like taking risks
and I like adrenaline,

but I'm also a responsible
and grounded person.

Take a sip to get courage.

It's good, right?

Enough, or you'll get tipsy.

It's never too late to start drinking.

I started at her age.

I'll pour your juice.

I'm not an awful brother.
It's grape juice.

What do you have? A pair of queens.

Well done!

Cheers!

Cheers! You're doing great, kid!

"Cheers"? Wait, what's that?

- What's with you, José Eduardo?
- No, it's juice.

What's up with the "cheers"?

I'm teaching her how to play poker.

- Your wine.
- You wanted us to bond.

Not like this. She's a kid. He learned
to play and drink when he was little.

- Aren't you winning?
- It's okay.

Haven't you found
a more kid-friendly way of bonding?

The cards are toy cards.

- Small ones.
- Yeah, see the size of these?

That's a kid size.

Okay, can you teach me, too?

Are we all playing?

I know how, but haven't played in forever.

Your turn, Aitana.

José Eduardo's attempts
to bond with Aitana are...

Interesting. Different.

Grab a Jack of Diamonds.

They're sweet. It's cute.

What should I do?

Leave one there and grab one here.

Whoever doesn't get it,
gets an electric shock.

- What do you mean?
- You like that, right?

You smoke, drink and get shocked?

No, I don't.

Electric shocks are a Mexican tradition.

Mexican tradition or torture?
And they're horrible.

José Eduardo brought
that machine in his bag from Mexico.

That's why he has three huge suitcases.

He brings cockroaches,
electric shock machines,

trumpets and...
I don't know what else he has!

- Two pairs?
- Great, honey!

I have a full house of eights and nines.

- Who won, then?
- I can't believe it.

- Me?
- Alessandra won.

- She has a full house.
- Yeah.

Full house. Three of a kind and a pair.

Wait a minute.

Since when are you an expert in poker?

Honey, I had a life before I met you.

Experienced.

That means that...

What do you mean? I lost.

No, what's wrong with you? No.
José Eduardo, this is wrong.

- There's no way.
- This is rigged.

What? What happened?

- What happened?
- Why did you do that to me?

He's biting the hand that feeds him.

I raised a party animal, a drunkard...
And he's electrocuting me.

You know the last time I did that?

- When?
- Drunk in Garibaldi.

Not in Garibaldi.
I was around 23 years old.

I don't want to think about it.

You were 40...

Let's reminisce the good old days.

- No!
- Don't touch it, it'll hurt you.

Aitana, come with me.

It's gentle.

- Stop, stop. No!
- It's gentle.

- Stop, stop!
- It's gentle!

- No, no! Stop!
- It's gentle!

Take that!

I proved I can do it.

- Yes, very adventurous.
- So brave.

Okay, from now on,
I choose all activities, okay?

Yes, let's go to the merry-go-round.

Then, to the slide, and then the seesaw.

Cool!

They want an adrenaline rush?
They'll get it.

I'll surprise them.

Let's go, Aitana.

Wait, let's not...

Okay, team, I decided
to take charge of this trip.

Yes. We'll do an activity.

- It's risky.
- Okay.

- Okay.
- Adventurous.

- How risky?
- But it's also safe.

We'll play on the slide at the park.

We'll hit the rapids!

How rapid are they?

- It's great!
- Daddy!

Rapids? The water ones?

Yes, the water rapids.

All right, we get it, you love nature.

The water, the rocks.

All right, let's go.

- So bitter.
- Okay.

Look, baby, we're going there.
Can you see?

Those are the boats we're taking.

We got to the rapids,

and our guide, Jeb, well, he's young.

As soon as I saw him, I was like...

For Ais.

I'll try it, and look
at your face when I say,

"I like that girl for Vadhir."

I didn't say I liked him.
I said, "For Ais."

"Oh, for Vadhir."

Hey, don't hook up with the...

- Please.
- What?

Don't hook up with the guy.

He's not bad. He's cute. Check.

He likes nature. Check.

He's adventurous. Check.

I won't give him 25 points, but maybe 15.

- Ale, she's getting naked to seduce him.
- It's what it takes.

Dad, he's mocking me
for taking my clothes off.

- How will I get my suit on?
- She's asking, "Help me...

- He's cute.
- She's single, stop it.

"She's single, stop it."

She shouldn't be showing off her body.

My sister starts flirting.
I know her so well.

Showing her body. "Look at me."

You've covered yourself.

This guide guy is looking at me.

I do notice it.

He's looking at me
with other intentions...

Is she insane? She's with the rapids guy.

- Let her be.
- She grabs what she can.

- Don't be rude.
- She eats what she can.

Why are you so jealous?

I'm not, but let's keep
an eye on her. Look.

She's smiling at him.

You're the sick one. You're dirty-minded.

I mean, it feels nice to be flirted with.

I'm flirting back, too.

He's giving me instructions.

- Telling me about his life.
- Instructions for--

I can't talk to anyone?

I see your lusty eyes, you sicko.

Oh, please.

I'm a single woman.
I can do whatever I want.

And the guy is cute.

This doesn't sound safe.

What the hell are you talking about?

Scorpions!

- All right, guys.
- You look nervous.

A little.

- Let's go. Forward two!
- Go, Scorpions!

Come on, man!

- I'm doing it.
- No.

Why did we end up on your side?
You're not doing it.

I don't think so.

We're paddling here.

My sister is trying to look at her guy,
winking at him.

He's looking back at her.

My dad's looking at Aitana.
He's not focused.

Ale and I are really focused,
paddling away.

Forward one, forward two, paddling.

Working our asses off.

Damn!

No way! No way!

- Another rock!
- A rock!

It's so cool!

Holy fuck! Back one! Back one!

Come on, man!

Don't fall, Aislinn.

Suddenly, the boat was stuck on a rock.

Fortunately, we have an expert guide.

Hold tight, Aitana!

He fell!

- Here we go! Help him!
- Get him out!

And he died.

- Got you!
- Got you!

- He didn't die.
- It's a river.

- Only two meters deep.
- Yeah.

- Get him!
- Grab Aitana!

- Come, honey.
- There you go!

- Go, team!
- There you go!

- We saved him!
- Yes!

How can I trust this,
if the guide falls from the boat?

I mean, no way.

- Yes?
- Girlfriend and father-in-law.

THE ROCK

A HUMAN BEING!

A HOUSE!

THE ROCK!

Ready?

Hold on tight!

Holy fuck!

Motherfucker!

That rock wasn't the size of a house.

Maybe an apartment.

Open your eyes!

Great, sweetie, you're doing amazing!

Good job, Aitana!

I surprised myself.

I didn't panic. I wasn't afraid.

I think it's important for Aitana
to see her mom being brave.

And that she knows I can also protect her.

Looks like it?

I liked it. It was
a well-rounded activity. I had fun.

- Did you like it?
- It was amazing.

See? It's great you're doing more stuff.

The guy from the rapids
asked me for your number.

I said, "I'll give you my number
and set up a date

so you both, you know..."

You protected me.

- Obviously.
- You respected me.

- I'll always be there.
- Thanks.

So I told him you'll meet him
this time, this place.

I'm like a human Tinder.

- Did you like it?
- It was cool.

Really? I have more surprises.

She's gone wild.

Tomorrow's activity is
one of Aitana's favorites.

- Eating waffles.
- After eating waffles.

We're riding... a zip line!

What size?

- A zip line?
- Zip line.

- A zip line!
- A big one?

Big enough.

- She loves it.
- Yes!

Is he coming here?

He'll be here soon.

What did you plan? What's this?

- Well, it's a gondola.
- I know.

You get in.

You go to the mountain, walk around.

- I didn't bring hiking shoes.
- It doesn't matter.

Honestly, I'm a little nervous.

It's my first "date"

after so many years, and a divorce.

I better go with you. I won't bother you.

I think that if you come with us,
it will feel a little awkward.

Look, I'll go up quickly,

chat a little and come back down.

- It's better. It's weird if you're there.
- No.

It's like, I don't know.

Don't take this off.
That's very revealing.

- It's warm. Take it.
- He'll see you and think he'll get lucky.

What if he tries something in the gondola,

- who'll protect you?
- He won't, or I'll slap him.

I'm his older sister. I'm older than him.

I'm a fully-grown woman.

I have a daughter.

I know what to do with my body.

I own my body.

- I'll pretend I'm on a call.
- So awkward! Why are you doing this?

You'll get cold.

Why put me in an awkward situation?

I mean...

- Hi!
- Hi!

The old flower trick. I know that one.

I'm an expert.

There's no way I'm missing this.
I'm coming.

There's my sister.

And her date.

I'm nervous,

but I can see she needs a little love.

I feel like she needs affection,
but at the same time,

I have to control her, or she'll go wild.

I don't know this man,
don't even know his sign.

Where did that asshole go?

Fucking brat.

Where is she? Man!

Where did she go?

This spying thing is exhausting.

Fucking Ais, where did she go?

I'm here, while my sister's on a date.

I finally found them.

The jacket is the perfect excuse
to approach them.

- Why are you here?
- See? You're cold.

- Seriously?
- You gentleman.

I'm actually cold.

I mean, it was so embarrassing.

Embarrassing.

I can't believe it. He's...

It's verbal diarrhea.

You shouldn't have mentioned Chema.

How would he know who Chema is?

Might've seen the series.

First date basics. "I have a daughter.

"I'm getting a divorce.
My ex is Chema Venegas."

That's all.

You put all the cards on the table,
you choose if you're up to it.

If I'm on a date, I'd like her to tell me

she's getting a divorce, she has
a young daughter who's a pain.

He's flaunting that he's single.

I want to throw myself from the mountain.
And take José Eduardo with me.

This is great,
but we have to be with the family.

- Yeah, okay, we're leaving.
- Yeah.

What the hell, José Eduardo?
I want to die!

- I'll go in the middle.
- The middle?

- My God.
- I wanna know him, too.

Okay. Let's get this down.

Why are you getting off like that?

Careful, hun. Grab this.

- There you go.
- Go on.

Hi.

No one can say I'm scared
or that I take too many precautions,

or that I don't let
Aitana do anything. No.

Of course I dare,
so I decided to take the lead.

- Yes, girl!
- Go!

I love zip lines because
you feel complete freedom.

It's like you're flying.

Your brother's calling.

- She's--
- Aren't you scared?

- Say no.
- Great!

Okay, ready.

The hard part is jumping.

That's not that cool.

It feels awful.

But I can do it. Give me a minute.

Look, honey, look!

This is one of my favorite feelings.

The feeling of the wind,
going through the trees.

You feel completely free.

It looks cool.

My turn? Or yours?

You go.

Okay, first, I'll give you my blessing.

The Father, the Son,
and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

- Yes.
- What about me?

I am more scared.

I'm more scared than her.

It's my turn to take the reins
and show them

I'm adventurous.

Yes, girl, you're adventurous.
You're a champ!

If I can do it, you can, too!

Just jump, ma'am.

I'm going.

Look how cool!

The view is amazing.

The feeling of freedom and joy.

The satisfaction of doing it.

I loved it.

You can scream.
Howl when you're halfway there.

Feeling that adrenaline rush again...

Of course I love it!
It makes me feel alive!

I just forget it sometimes.

- Okay.
- I want to go now.

No, no.

Me being more afraid
than Aitana is embarrassing,

but at her age,
you don't understand danger.

I just had a déjà vu.

I've lived this before.

Okay. Dad, if I die, you'll call Mom.

Not even if you die.

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Motherfucker!

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Holy fuck!

My son has the skill and the finesse

to be a swearing machine.

Oh, shit! Holy fuck! Motherfucker!

His ass is hanging out.

Your pants are falling.

What's wrong with you?

What's with the screaming?

- Did you hear them?
- Yes.

- Was my ass hanging out?
- Yeah.

These family trips are testing me.

Testing my patience,
my tolerance, my nerves,

my fears.

Show your brother.

Show your brother that you're not afraid.

I'm very conscious
of the activities we're doing.

However, Aitana is like her dad.

She wants to try everything,
do everything.

So I just have to...

Go with the flow.

I'm feeling a bit nervous,
of course, because she's jumping.

But my heart is full of love,
pride and admiration

that she's not afraid, just the opposite,
she wants to experiment.

At the same time,
I see she's no longer a baby.

She'll do it.

And I'm learning to let her grow.

Let her be who she is. Let her go.

Just jump.

Fly! Fly!

Yes, hear her scream.

You're a champion, honey!

I'm amazed by her composure,

her strength, her determination.

So cool, honey! You're a total champ!

You're so brave! So brave!

And now I get to enjoy
every moment, every second,

accompany her and teach her
how to be independent.

Daddy's coming. Let's watch.

Go, baby!

All right.

Here he comes.

You almost knocked someone out,
but bravo, honey!

Great!

One of the things I love
about these trips, especially with Aitana,

is that they make her mature.

That's why I like doing activities

that are a little dangerous,
because they make her lose fear,

feel confident.

I feel these trips are helping Aitana grow

as a person, as a human.

Another one, a bigger one.

You want another one?

Aitana wants to go to a bigger one.

- Guide me.
- I'll go.

Then, Dad, Mom, José Eduardo,
and you're helping me.

Okay.

Who goes first, Aitana?

- Dad, Mom.
- Dad.

Then me.

Why do I go first?

It hurts.

- You can see she's growing up.
- Yes.

You realize she doesn't need you
anymore, and that's just...

"Sure you don't need me?
Don't you want encouragement?"

- No.
- No longer a baby.

"Don't you want me to hold your hand?"

No, no.

Okay, I'm useless, bye.

It's so cool!

Just let yourself go!

Oh, fuck! No! Something clicked. Oh, fuck!

- Bravo, Aitana!
- Well done, honey!

You're an expert, Aitana!

You're a champion!

- She'll see.
- Yes.

Good job, team!

- Bravo!
- Come on!

- Let's do one more.
- No.

- No way.
- Didn't see you.

- Come on.
- So, we'll...

- What?
- We'll ride more zip lines.

Okay, I'll see you.

- Okay.
- I'll take care of her.

Yes. Come, team.

Where is the ball? Where is it? Where?

We've been doing lots of physical
activities, running, walking,

connecting with nature,

but I think it's also important
to take care of emotions,

to check how we feel, to look deep inside.

That's why I wanted to do this activity.

We'll do a type
of meditation called Kindrêd,

that is a quick way
to regulate your emotions.

Human beings need to control emotions.
That's why you smoke and drink.

It makes you feel good.
It relaxes and calms you.

- Right?
- Yeah.

I'll send an emotion through my body.

You guys have to mimic my moves.

And receive the feelings
and emotions I'm sending.

- Okay?
- Okay.

- Let's do it.
- First, we must create emptiness, okay?

Empty our bodies

from whatever we're carrying.

- Emotions--
- I'll go poop.

- Come on!
- Okay.

When Aislinn said we'd do this meditation,

I could imagine José Eduardo saying,

"My sister and her hippy-dippy things."

He doesn't understand anything spiritual.

Like oil and water.

Three steps. Empty yourself,

fill yourself and share yourself. Okay?

Okay.

We shouldn't feel ridiculous.

You need to express
whatever you're feeling.

- Okay.
- Let's try.

Okay.

I'll feel inside my body
the way my body wants to express peace.

And also love.

I'm opening the energy.

I'll fill myself with peace and love.

And then I share it with you.

Okay, you, Alessandra.

Now, you.

Rosalía! I'm joking.

I was moving my hands like...

Like fucking Harry Potter.

As if this was the most important thing
you're doing, ever.

Okay, okay.

Now, we'll split it.

We'll show José Eduardo,
with our body and our emotions,

how much we love him
and everything we feel for him. Okay?

Let's do it with everything we've got.

Lots and lots of love.

Exactly.

I'm playing along,
riding the hippie train.

"I'm feeling it.
I'm getting all the love."

Give me a kiss, a hug,
and tell me you love me. That's it.

Bravo!

I liked it, so nice...

It was a mix of a gypsy dance

and the sign language guy
in the news program,

but it felt nice.

- Was it nice?
- It was.

They're out of their minds.

But if you can't beat them, join them.

- Let's do it with Dad, okay?
- Okay.

But we'll have the same energy
and passion for Dad.

Let's go.

During this whole trip, I felt

completely disconnected from Eugenio.

We got lost in the family dynamic.

When we started sending love to Eugenio,

I wanted to tell him

that no matter the crises,
the ups and downs,

because we have had tough times,

that my love for him is there.

And I started feeling
the need to express it,

to send it to him and for him to feel it.

And somehow,

restart

from another place.

Come on, open your heart.

I love you guys.

I was able to feel everything you said
through your movements.

I feel like our relationship
changed that day.

I felt all the love you were projecting,

more than if you used your words. Thanks.

I love you.

I'm guessing Aitana's
staying with Ais tonight.

You guys are doing the dirty, right?

For God's sake, it's a family vacation!