De Viaje Con Los Derbez (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 3 - Llama, llama, llama! - full transcript
After a night under the stars & wild animals close by, the family wakes up…somewhat rested. The next stop is a beautiful cabin in Teton Springs where they can finally take a shower & celebrate Aitanna's birthday. But something about the celebration makes Eugenio tap into the worst jokes that make his kids question whether or not he's losing his edge.
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Unbelievable.
I can't sleep.
She won't let me sleep.
TRAVELING WITH THE DERBEZES
I'm taking a walk
before everyone wakes up.
Look at this beautiful view.
I must confess that it feels amazing
to wake up, and instead of
changing diapers and making breakfast,
I just woke up and enjoyed nature.
I took a nice walk. It was delightful.
This is five minutes away
from the campsite.
Let's just say that last night
wasn't an ideal night.
I couldn't sleep
thinking about the spiders.
Are you okay? What's wrong?
Guess what I found?
- What?
- What?
A giant spider?
- Inside?
- Under the pillow.
What?
It's was freezing cold.
The animals were making noise.
We're camping! It's normal!
Spiders, cold weather, animals, bears.
It's just what happens.
Close the door.
- You can come in, if you want.
- Honey.
You just woke up?
Well, you know how my night went.
It wasn't bad, but...
There were interruptions.
Anyway, it's a new day.
It was a night full of spiders,
wolves howling,
Fiona's snoring, of course.
- Yes.
- Look at Fiona.
- She slept better than you.
- Man!
- Look at her.
- Of course. As usual.
This adventure is only starting,
and Alessandra has
a little bit of a problem with...
with Fiona's snoring.
And whose fault is it? Eugenio's.
Someone would wake up every
three minutes saying, "There's light!
"There's a noise! I heard a gunshot!"
Didn't you hear the noise at around 6:00?
- You could hear gunshots.
- A little. Yes.
It was loud. Right?
- I can't. "It's cold. It's hot."
- Wait, no.
- "Dust, mosquitoes."
- We must stay alert.
Mostly because our daughter's here.
You've got me for that.
Dad has to do everything.
All of it. Everything.
Are the mosquitoes bothering you?
Let me apply some of this,
then you can go in the RV.
I was bitten, too.
You didn't put repellent on me.
On your forehead.
They totally feasted on me.
They didn't bite me.
- I was so cold! Frozen!
- Yeah, me too.
Did you think you were at
a five-star hotel?
- Exactly.
- We're camping.
It doesn't mean we have to suffer.
Be honest, weren't you a little scared?
When you hysterically said, "Hear that?"
But we could hear noises.
And Aitana was sleeping right there. No.
The worst was, I had Aitana in my arms
and these two wusses went into their tent
and fell asleep,
you went into yours,
and yelled from inside,
- "The girl!"
- "Bring the girl!"
And Fiona was sleeping here.
And I was like,
"If an animal comes, and I leave
her there, she'll get eaten."
So, when I came back for her,
she was like,
"Bring the girl!"
You just had to leave Aitana
and then come back for Fiona.
"Fiona, Fiona!" "Bring the girl!"
And there I was.
"No, Fiona, Fiona!"
What's important is that José Eduardo
was there to protect us all.
Oh, my God!
Since we were little,
Dad's ideas have always been crazy.
We're used to this and so much more.
Remember the first time
I took the three of you to Cancún?
It was the first time I had them
to myself, I wanted it to be fun.
While we were on the beach,
I saw a catamaran,
which is literally just a big sailcloth
with a couple of things on the sides,
but it's like a canvas and a sail.
I thought "That would be a great activity,
but I can't sail."
So I go up to the guy and ask,
"How much are you renting it for?"
He said, "Can you sail,
or should I teach you?"
I said, "I've sailed before."
So I put the three children in there
and I set out to sea.
Half an hour in, José Eduardo says,
"Dad, I have to pee."
Since I was busy sailing the thing,
I said to Aislinn, "Aislinn,
"get your brother,
take him to the edge and let him pee."
But just imagine,
with the wind and the movement,
you would have peed all over us.
So I tell her, "Lie him face down."
There were these holes
between the sailcloth.
I said, "Put his..."
His what?
His little thingy.
- His willy.
- His willy?
"Put his willy between the ropes,
facing down."
There was poor José Eduardo.
But the sea was agitated,
we didn't realize the waves--
- Hit his willy.
- ...were hitting it.
Hitting the catamaran.
The poor boy was like...
"I can't! Dad, I can't pee."
- Do you remember that trauma?
- No.
But now I understand why
I haven't been able to have kids.
What would have happened if...
I don't even want to say it.
What if a kid had fallen into the water?
I had two others.
Did the moms find out about it?
Of course not!
They'll find out when they watch this.
Yeah.
Oftentimes, my dad has been
more like a big brother than a dad.
Now that I'm a mom,
the experience has been useful
to help me determine
what I want to replicate,
for example, his fun side.
On the other hand,
I want to give them stability
and for them to know
I'll always be there for them.
When my dad started to become famous,
and started doing well
with his shows, I was still young.
We'd go to restaurants,
and hordes of people would come--
- What?
- Hordes of people.
I heard hogs, instead of hordes.
Before we went in, he'd look us in the eye
and say, "I can't take care of you,
people will be asking for autographs,
"so you have to take care of yourselves."
And I was like, "Yes, I'll take care
of me and my brothers."
It was so upsetting to me that people
might surround me and the kids--
- With no nannies.
- No nannies.
In my attempt to protect them,
I'd scare them.
I'd say, "If you don't hold on
to my pants, jacket or sweater,
"you'll get lost among the people.
Hold tight or you'll get lost."
But I didn't realize, Dad,
that it created a trauma in me.
Now, as an adult, if people surround me,
my body goes into a state of shock.
I never realized it had
affected me so much,
until I spoke about it in therapy.
And I realized it came from those times.
It was tough.
I want you to be aware
of things like that,
- so you don't repeat them with Aitana.
- Yeah.
I had three rehearsals.
Fourth time's the charm.
Three rehearsals.
I became a dad at 23, I was too young.
That's crazy. I'm 28
and I can't even imagine having kids. God!
Well, maybe a mini-me...
A little... Yeah, that'd be nice.
Yes, I was irresponsible, it's true.
I've grown as a dad and as a human being.
When I became your dad, I was like--
- My son.
- Your son.
- Sometimes I--
- You still are.
Still am.
In therapy, I complained that she didn't
let me assume the role of Aitana's dad.
Alessandra had heard so many stories.
Stories from when I was young...
and I put my kids in danger
in order to entertain them.
So she's terrified.
She wasn't allowing me to be her father.
You used to be adventurous,
but since we had Aitana--
For the love of God!
Her life depends on us!
- You'll be gone someday.
- Yes.
- We have to train her.
- Yes, honey.
- Prepare her, not put her at risk.
- Dad's not getting any younger.
- Right?
- Given his age.
- Clock's ticking.
- It's a matter of time.
In therapy,
the therapist said to her, "Alessandra,
"this is the dad who was meant for Aitana.
"It's better to have
an adventurous and irresponsible dad
"than growing up without a dad.
"Let Eugenio be her dad."
I would never put her at risk.
Your dad would.
- You don't even want the air to touch her.
- Air.
Aitana sneezes, and I panic. "Oh, my God!
"She'll kill me if she catches a cold."
"My girl got sick
because you took her... to the park."
Look at the size of that spider.
Damn.
It's huge.
One sting will kill you.
It's going for Fiona!
Wait, I don't want it to eat my baby.
Poor Fiona!
Of course.
Who comes first? Fiona.
Get your dog out of there.
Leave it, it won't touch Fiona.
No, honey, it might bite her.
Damn, look at the size.
Wait, it looks aggressive.
- No.
- I'll throw it over there.
Not near the RV, please!
Where, then? Let me...
It's grabbing my finger.
You drowned the poor spider in soup.
It was cereal.
Let's go do something. Come on.
Let's go. Come on.
She's the only one here who obeys me.
Come, Fiona! Watch out for the spiders.
- Let's go.
- Come, Fiona!
Fiona!
Ready?
Next stop, Grand Teton.
That's what it's called.
You heard right. I didn't name it.
Grand Teton.
Given the fact that not everybody
enjoyed camping as much as I did,
I made sure our next stop
was a little nicer for everyone.
We haven't showered in three days.
I'd really like to take a shower soon.
- Do you stink?
- No, but...
I need to wash my hair, I need warm water.
Why? Do your armpits smell?
Because I like to shower daily!
You're asking for a lot.
It's been three uncomfortable days,
no decent bathroom, obviously...
Shower? What's that?
We haven't slept well.
I don't know if you noticed,
but this is a road trip.
We we've been camping.
More things...
I want you to stay here.
Hey.
Let me brush your hair again,
you have leaves in your hair.
Is it me, or does it smell like...
I've been smelling something for a while.
Smells weird, doesn't it?
It smells bad,
but I don't know if it's the pipe...
Did someone step in something?
Did anyone step in poop?
No, mine are fine.
Has someone been using the bathroom,
ladies and gentleman?
Someone go into the bathroom,
and tell me if the smell
is coming from there, just to be sure.
Holy fuck!
- What?
- Is it bad?
Stop cursing!
What did you eat, ladies?
What do you want me to say?
There are no words to describe that smell.
Oh, my God! I haven't used
that bathroom at all.
I can still smell it.
Really?
We had agreed we could do anything,
except for number two in the RV.
But someone broke the rule.
Someone took a shit in the RV.
Gross! Why did you have
to do your business in there?
We agreed we wouldn't!
Which of you two did it?
Both of us, Dad.
Aitana too. So what?
Got something to say?
Only you and I went in the woods.
Yes.
Ais, Aitana and Alessandra were the ones
who used the bathroom.
Well, okay, I used it once, I did.
Maybe twice.
But only because it was an emergency.
Maybe it was three times.
It was nighttime, and there was no one.
It's not our problem
if you like taking a dump in the woods.
Us, ladies,
- we sit, we're women.
- That's great.
And now what?
- You two have to take care of...
- Your waste.
No, we agreed
you guys would dispose of the waste.
So, I'm the driver, the poop cleaner,
bellboy, sweeper, everything.
Unfortunately, for my family, team work
means, "Eugenio can do it."
We're stopping here to clean the waste.
What an unpleasant situation! This stinks.
My dad had to change
Aitana's diapers for years.
What's the big deal
in disposing the waste from the RV?
- Is this it?
- I don't know.
Sewer? Yes! Sewer hose. Sewer.
Wait, honey,
don't open it and let it all out
before the hose is hooked up.
Let go! Close it.
We don't know
where the hose goes. Inside? Outside?
Which side? It's like a puzzle.
A shit puzzle.
Ready? Should I pull this?
Honey, is it hooked up?
Let's see.
Gross!
And they say they're vegans! Damn.
We're not vegans! No one's a vegan here.
José Eduardo, well.
This activity is definitely
out of his comfort zone.
But I think it's important
for him to man up.
Unscrew that, put the cap on.
Close the left one. That's it.
You can close this one now.
Alessandra, her special gift
is giving out orders.
"Do this and that,"
that's why I call her The Control Tower.
- Now clean that one.
- That hose, Dad.
It's best if you lift it, honey.
- That's what I said.
- Don't splash it on me.
It's... It's...
You splashed it on my nose! Gross!
Stop pumping!
It's like watching
Chapulín Colorado wielding his hammer.
- So gross.
- Okay.
Hold on, I'll get something useful
from the car.
It'll be disgusting to put this back.
Honey, just bend it and make it smaller.
Put it in there. It's just water.
All right.
You put it next to the beds we sleep in?
Next to the sleeping bags?
They call me The Complainer.
How can I not complain? The worst part
is they can't see
what an excellent father I am.
From my 30-something to my six-year-old,
I'm still cleaning their shit.
I wanted to show what I got.
- What's that?
- A face mask for the RV.
Where did you get that?
Amazon, obviously. Let's put it on.
Let's see.
Let's see.
It looks cool, son.
- Right?
- Yeah.
You can't say we're not prepared.
- Let's take a picture.
- Photo.
Get Aitana!
- Funny.
- Okay.
I found this huge face mask for RVs.
So, I bought it. Safety first.
- Give it to him.
- Okay.
There you go. Move, honey.
Move that way.
Let's go!
We'll be staying here?
- Here.
- Let's go!
TETON SPRINGS RESORT & CLUB
Finally, we have a house.
A house I rented
for them to be comfortable.
- Come take a look!
- Coming.
- Coming.
- Careful, baby.
We're finally in Grand Teton!
Yeah, that's what it's called.
Grand Teton.
Well, mine are more like Medium Teton.
I'm getting so drunk tonight.
- I don't care.
- Thanks!
A cabin that looks amazing.
After several days of not showering,
not having a proper bathroom,
not having any comfort,
we'll finally have a shower,
and a toilet to sit on.
- Thanks.
- All right, family!
Come, Fiona!
Thank you. Thanks.
I deserve it. I do.
This house is like
my favorite place so far.
The house is beautiful,
it's all made of wood,
it's cozy, it's like a dream!
- This place is really awesome.
- This is the life.
I must confess, arriving at the house
was wonderful for me too.
I won't name names,
but a couple of people...
"I'm gonna take my shoes off
while we're in the RV."
Oh, boy! I mean...
Yes, we needed a shower.
I have nothing to wear,
I have to do laundry.
- You have no clothes?
- All my clothes--
Some are drying,
the rest are in the laundry.
Well, we needed to wash our bodies,
but also wash our clothes.
Idiot, are you filming?
What's with the look?
- I'm in a towel.
- You look Greek.
Better than being naked.
- He looks crazy.
- He needs a fastener.
We finally have a decent bathroom.
A nice, clean, fly-free bathroom.
- José Eduardo.
- Wait, what?
Try my Amai shampoo.
For real,
there's no better shampoo in this world
than my Amai shampoo bars.
Okay, get out!
Try it and let me know!
It's not even food, man. Go.
I'm making coffee. Want some?
Who's the happiest
of them all? The Sultan.
José Eduardo is in his element. I mean...
His robe, his glass.
There's nothing like an early mimosa.
A morning mimosa.
I'm at peace, in my element.
I'm calm and carefree.
I'm addicted to coffee,
so if you don't mind...
It's so nice being able to sleep,
isn't it?
- In a decent place.
- Yes.
I'm excited
for Aitana's birthday celebration.
What are we doing, exactly?
We're going to a farm.
I told you, she loves animals,
she loves petting them. They have llamas.
- Llamas?
- Yeah.
- So cool!
- I don't know, I think it'll be cool.
Ais, come help me with my profile.
- Coming.
- What profile?
Don't shiver until you see the penguins.
Remember we talked about dating apps?
About this app? Yeah.
I'm looking for a picture of me
that'll make people go like, "Damn,
- "he's hot."
- That's what I mean.
Why do you and Vadhir
love posting flashy pictures so much?
- I'm not like that.
- You look like...
You should use a real picture.
Don't try to be something you're not.
Show who you really are, Darketo,
you're great at it.
- In my birthday suit?
- The real you.
No, not naked.
Not naked, but show the real you.
- Okay, fine.
- José Eduardo?
- What is it, honey?
- Can you play with me?
Right now?
And the little one, Aitanita, shows up.
So beautiful, so helpless.
The joy of this beautiful home.
Let me complete my profile
and finish my mimosa,
and I'll come find you, okay?
No.
- Don't.
- You go!
- She wants you.
- I had four awful days.
So what?
- I mean...
- Is it urgent, Aitana?
- Just wait.
- You're never with her,
never do things with her.
Is a profile more important
than your sister?
Let's have a concert
around José Eduardo, okay?
- No!
- Get your drum. Where is it?
No, not the drum.
No drum!
Annoying José Eduardo is so much fun.
Why does this family insist
on buying Aitana noisy objects?
No, it's not cool.
What am I being punished for? I'm...
Thankfully, I'm not hungover,
or I'd have killed you already.
Come on, I'm busy! I'm working!
- What are you doing, filthy boy?
- Wait.
Are you building a profile?
- No!
- Is it for hooking up?
I'm working.
I don't understand why my family
is so clingy, always on top of each other.
Everyone together. Everyone on the couch.
No, I need Vadhir here
to share the burden with me.
It's just me, so everyone's on me!
They won't even let me enjoy my mimosa.
It's his dating profile.
It's Vadhir!
- Really?
- There he is.
- Son!
- What's up?
Vadhir decides to call,
the black sheep of this trip.
The prince who decided to get infected.
What's up, family?
- Hey!
- What's up?
- What's new?
- Can you see us?
Yeah!
How are you feeling?
Are your symptoms improving?
No, I'm fine.
I've been trying to take care of myself,
trying to get better,
but I keep testing positive.
- Honey.
- You're still COVID positive? Really?
Yes, things are still the same.
We just found out that Vadhir
is still positive and can't travel.
As a father, I just want him to be okay.
But I'm frustrated because lots of these
activities were planned for him.
When did you last test positive?
One day ago.
- We miss you, Vad!
- We all miss you!
I hope you can join us.
It seems less likely, but I hope you can.
Vadhir doesn't understand
the seriousness of the issue.
Okay, son, we're going to celebrate
Aitana's birthday!
Love you. Kisses!
Have fun without me!
- We'll talk later. Bye, son!
- Bye!
The idea for this trip was
to bond as a family.
But I'm starting to realize
that Vadhir might not make it.
It makes me so, so angry.
- Do you miss Vadhir?
- Yes.
What do you miss the most?
When he plays with me.
- Come, Vadhir!
- Come, Vadhir!
Come here, Fiona!
What? Let's go.
Yes, but let's have a quick chat.
All right.
I think you're having trouble
bonding with Aitana.
You need to actually play with her.
She's not a baby anymore, she's a kid.
- Yes.
- You can bond and talk to her.
I don't know, teach her games.
One of the targets
I'd like to meet on this trip
is for José Eduardo and Aitana to bond.
He's the one she sees the least.
Okay.
I promise I'll work on it on this trip,
I'll try to spend time with her,
and I do have a few things
that I could teach her.
Don't lead her astray, okay?
I won't. Pinky promise.
Okay.
Thirsty!
Great, sweetie. Are you doing okay?
Ready! Let's go celebrate our princess!
It's your birthday, Aitana!
It's Aitana's birthday weekend.
We were like, "It's a drama." It was late.
"We have got to get organized."
Turns out there's this llama farm nearby.
She said, "Llama think about it."
So, she said yes,
I called them and they said,
"There's lots of llamas. Come!"
And so we went. Why are you laughing?
See? When the jokes are good, I laugh.
My jokes are always good,
but sometimes you're just not in the mood.
Look, Tetonia.
It's populated by massive tits.
I'm talking about the birds.
- We're here!
- I can see the llamas!
Amazing!
See the llamas?
I see the llamas!
- Yes.
- Your celebration has started!
Look at all the llamas out there!
- What does it say there?
- "Aitana!"
More llamas! And more llamas!
- Whose birthday is it?
- Mine!
Aitana is so happy.
They are beautiful animals.
Very sociable and friendly.
It's a farm with almost 300 llamas!
- You've arrived in Hawaii.
- Thank you.
I don't know who thought
of this beautiful and wonderful idea
of going to the llama farm.
That nice, peculiar and wild smell.
It smells like shit, what else?
We stepped in a huge pile of shit.
I'll take a video for Kai.
Look, Kai! Can you see the llamas?
Say, "Hi!"
They smell a little bad.
Yes, they have a robust whiff.
Let's go see Valhalla,
who is the adoptive mom of Wendel,
who is an orphan.
She adopted him.
Others!
Here, Aitana. I'll help you up.
Okay, I lifted her up.
I bonded with my sister.
Darketo, why don't you take her?
Take her for a llama ride
while I keep stepping in shit
is not my way of bonding with her.
- Okay.
- All right. Okay.
- All right, what's her name?
- Aitana.
- Valhalla.
- Valhalla.
- Your sister.
- Mahalla.
- Okay.
- Okay.
No, pull her.
Look, it's her baby, Wendel.
Careful, okay, Darketo?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, come, Mahalla.
- Are you having fun?
- Yes.
Stay with your brother, and you'll see.
Come, Mahalla.
See? This is a real birthday--
I stepped in shit.
Hold on, Aitana.
If you fall, your mom will hang me.
I won't tell you from which body part.
What a nice stroll.
This is fun, isn't it?
- I wore my best clothes.
- There's lots of poop.
Yeah, you can tell they pooped with gusto.
What a deep way of bonding with Aitana.
Such long and detailed conversation.
Well, they like stepping in poop.
Yes, I stepped in it, too.
Come, Mahalla.
So nice, what a beautiful view.
We're done!
- How was the ride?
- How was it?
Fine.
How was the ride with your brother?
We had a long and detailed conversation.
Yes.
I love seeing José Eduardo
and Aitana having a moment together.
They're bonding. I did it!
Hi, honey. Are you with your mom?
Are you with your mommy?
He's always by his mom's side.
See? You should be like that with me.
That too?
- Just like you, always by my side.
- Yeah.
You won't let go of her,
and Daddy complains about it.
See how he drinks milk from his mom?
That's how Ais fed Kai,
and that's how I fed you.
- No, not like that. No.
- Not like that.
- I mean, you sat her in a rocker.
- I mean, from mom to baby.
- I mean...
- Mommies to babies.
- Stop.
- I can picture you in that position.
Like this.
- A gross image.
- Devastating.
I want to get it out of my head.
You're going to feed it.
- Tell them.
- Llama, llama, llama.
- The aroma is really strong.
- Llama, llama, llama.
What's your name?
I don't know what happened,
but when I saw all these llamas,
I felt like a fireman at a fire. Happy!
This is llamageddon!
What's up?
Come celebrate
your daughter's birthday with llamanade!
You're scaring her.
Eugenio is in his element.
Let's do some yoga. "Llamaste."
Joke, joke, joke.
Save the drama for your llama.
Three hundred llama jokes, why not?
- Hey, Dad.
- What?
- Dad!
- Wait, I'm in a "dillama." I can't talk.
I don't know how to describe these jokes.
Kids don't get it.
You have a "dillama,"
and they don't believe you.
Bad jokes? Inappropriate?
Tell that to your wife, not your kids.
That's a husband and wife conversation.
What? I have a "dillama."
- It's like a llama drama?
- No!
I don't know how much sugar
my dad had that day,
but he was out of control.
My dad isn't in his right mind.
I'll act out a scene from an epic movie,
and you'll have to guess it.
Little bull! Little bull!
He's gone completely insane.
What meds is he on today?
- I don't know.
- Exactly.
The only one laughing is Aitana
because she doesn't understand.
The rest of us are worried.
You're getting worse, Dad.
General knowledge. Which scene was that?
- A Pedro Infante film?
- Yes.
- Exactly.
- Pepe El Toro,
when he goes to fetch the bull
and rescues him.
All right.
Leave him alone.
What? It's a Mexican classic!
- We lost him.
- Yeah, it's bad.
We lost him. Shit happens.
That was a good one. I like that one.
You know nothing about movies!
My family doesn't get me.
I'll go talk to the llamas.
After the llama farm,
we had a second surprise in store
for Aitana... A party.
The early morning song
That King David used to sing
To all the beautiful girls
And we sing it for you
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, honey!
See what we've got there?
Yes, a piñata!
We're Mexican, so we have to have
a piñata when we celebrate,
particularly if it's a children's party,
and Aitana loves piñatas.
- Wait.
- Hey, the piñata.
Aitana wants to hit the piñata first.
I can't reach it.
That's the idea, so it lasts longer.
I want to be the piñatero.
- Lower, lower.
- Like that!
Jump, jump!
Hit it, hit it, hit it
Don't you ever miss it
Because if you stray
You will lose your way
I'll do it one more time. It was too high.
Again.
You have hit it once
You have hit it twice
You have hit it once
Be careful.
You're losing your way
Lower it a little,
otherwise we'll be here forever.
There you go!
There you go!
You decapitated it!
- Finish him.
- This is sadistic.
- Look. Now what?
- Ais, hit it!
You keep your candy here
to save it from other kids.
- Here's the stick.
- There aren't any kids here...
Hit it! Kill it!
I don't usually feel these emotions.
But it felt really good.
Kill it!
Hit it, Ais! Finish it!
Well done, team!
Such an idiot.
Sorry, Aitana, I didn't mean to.
I destroyed your piñata. Sorry.
Vadhir is calling. Wait.
- Vadhir is calling.
- Wait. Really?
Vadhir!
- Hi, Vadhir!
- Hi, Aitana!
Everything was lovely,
we were getting along well.
Everyone's going with the flow,
and then Vadhir calls.
Aitana, look, your brother has a surprise.
The early morning song
- We knew it was coming.
- Always.
That King Vadhir used to sing
- King Vadhir.
- King Vadhir.
- This guy's unbelievable.
- Yeah.
That's why he stayed there.
The moon now has gone to sleep
- Bravo.
- Thanks, Vadhir!
- Great, Vadhir! So talented!
- Thanks.
- So talented.
- So talented.
It's not fair he got everything
and we got nothing.
He has many talents.
I mean...
He just needs to put them to use now.
He needs to grow a pair, just like we did.
That's what he's jealous of.
Who wants a piece of cake?
- Me.
- That slice is crooked.
Bite it! Bite it!
The fact that Aitana celebrated
with all of her siblings and her family,
and had a piñata and a party,
albeit small, was important to her.
- Where did you see the ducks? There?
- Over there.
- Where are you going?
- To see the ducks!
Can you believe she's six?
- Six already?
- Can you believe she's six?
No.
Thanks for fighting...
to become a mother,
because I didn't want a kid, remember?
Neither did you at first.
We didn't want to be parents.
But then I saw you, and I wanted to.
- Yes, but then we went through--
- You were very reluctant.
I already had three.
I can barely handle them.
A fourth one? I was like, "No."
- And are you managing or not?
- No, I'm happy.
I'm enjoying what I never got to enjoy
with the other three.
The perfect age to have kids is
when you're older, you enjoy it more.
I would gladly have three more.
If I were younger,
I'd happily have one or two more.
But I don't need anything else.
And... I don't know if you noticed,
but I'm trying...
I'm making a conscious effort
to let her go more.
Really?
To let go a little.
- Really?
- Yes, you haven't noticed?
I've noticed, when it comes to me.
- It's just--
- You're letting me be her dad.
And before, it was like
you let me borrow her.
"Play with her,
but I want her back shortly."
You wouldn't let me be her dad.
I wasn't aware I was doing that.
Now, I can see it, I understand.
I wanted,
in my mind, to be a supermom.
Someone who covered all of her needs.
Being there for her all the time.
And I didn't notice...
that I wasn't letting you be her dad.
I wasn't giving Eugenio the freedom
to be her father,
and I wasn't allowing Aitana
to be his daughter.
It suddenly hit me
like a bucket of cold water.
I've been consciously and constantly
trying to step back.
I don't want to be that wife.
The one who won't allow
her husband to be a father,
to be himself.
It was a hard wake-up call.
So, I'd like to ask for forgiveness.
I needed to hear those words so badly.
To hear that she'd let me be myself
from now on.
That she'd let Aitana enjoy
being with the father she's got.
To me, this was...
It was amazing news.
Thanks. Thank you, because...
I really needed that.
Son of a...
I don't believe this!
Respect our romantic moments!
We're like the musicians on the Titanic.
It's sinking, but we keep playing.
You're amazing!
I love that you're Aitana's siblings.
I really do love it.
Unbelievable.
I can't sleep.
She won't let me sleep.
TRAVELING WITH THE DERBEZES
I'm taking a walk
before everyone wakes up.
Look at this beautiful view.
I must confess that it feels amazing
to wake up, and instead of
changing diapers and making breakfast,
I just woke up and enjoyed nature.
I took a nice walk. It was delightful.
This is five minutes away
from the campsite.
Let's just say that last night
wasn't an ideal night.
I couldn't sleep
thinking about the spiders.
Are you okay? What's wrong?
Guess what I found?
- What?
- What?
A giant spider?
- Inside?
- Under the pillow.
What?
It's was freezing cold.
The animals were making noise.
We're camping! It's normal!
Spiders, cold weather, animals, bears.
It's just what happens.
Close the door.
- You can come in, if you want.
- Honey.
You just woke up?
Well, you know how my night went.
It wasn't bad, but...
There were interruptions.
Anyway, it's a new day.
It was a night full of spiders,
wolves howling,
Fiona's snoring, of course.
- Yes.
- Look at Fiona.
- She slept better than you.
- Man!
- Look at her.
- Of course. As usual.
This adventure is only starting,
and Alessandra has
a little bit of a problem with...
with Fiona's snoring.
And whose fault is it? Eugenio's.
Someone would wake up every
three minutes saying, "There's light!
"There's a noise! I heard a gunshot!"
Didn't you hear the noise at around 6:00?
- You could hear gunshots.
- A little. Yes.
It was loud. Right?
- I can't. "It's cold. It's hot."
- Wait, no.
- "Dust, mosquitoes."
- We must stay alert.
Mostly because our daughter's here.
You've got me for that.
Dad has to do everything.
All of it. Everything.
Are the mosquitoes bothering you?
Let me apply some of this,
then you can go in the RV.
I was bitten, too.
You didn't put repellent on me.
On your forehead.
They totally feasted on me.
They didn't bite me.
- I was so cold! Frozen!
- Yeah, me too.
Did you think you were at
a five-star hotel?
- Exactly.
- We're camping.
It doesn't mean we have to suffer.
Be honest, weren't you a little scared?
When you hysterically said, "Hear that?"
But we could hear noises.
And Aitana was sleeping right there. No.
The worst was, I had Aitana in my arms
and these two wusses went into their tent
and fell asleep,
you went into yours,
and yelled from inside,
- "The girl!"
- "Bring the girl!"
And Fiona was sleeping here.
And I was like,
"If an animal comes, and I leave
her there, she'll get eaten."
So, when I came back for her,
she was like,
"Bring the girl!"
You just had to leave Aitana
and then come back for Fiona.
"Fiona, Fiona!" "Bring the girl!"
And there I was.
"No, Fiona, Fiona!"
What's important is that José Eduardo
was there to protect us all.
Oh, my God!
Since we were little,
Dad's ideas have always been crazy.
We're used to this and so much more.
Remember the first time
I took the three of you to Cancún?
It was the first time I had them
to myself, I wanted it to be fun.
While we were on the beach,
I saw a catamaran,
which is literally just a big sailcloth
with a couple of things on the sides,
but it's like a canvas and a sail.
I thought "That would be a great activity,
but I can't sail."
So I go up to the guy and ask,
"How much are you renting it for?"
He said, "Can you sail,
or should I teach you?"
I said, "I've sailed before."
So I put the three children in there
and I set out to sea.
Half an hour in, José Eduardo says,
"Dad, I have to pee."
Since I was busy sailing the thing,
I said to Aislinn, "Aislinn,
"get your brother,
take him to the edge and let him pee."
But just imagine,
with the wind and the movement,
you would have peed all over us.
So I tell her, "Lie him face down."
There were these holes
between the sailcloth.
I said, "Put his..."
His what?
His little thingy.
- His willy.
- His willy?
"Put his willy between the ropes,
facing down."
There was poor José Eduardo.
But the sea was agitated,
we didn't realize the waves--
- Hit his willy.
- ...were hitting it.
Hitting the catamaran.
The poor boy was like...
"I can't! Dad, I can't pee."
- Do you remember that trauma?
- No.
But now I understand why
I haven't been able to have kids.
What would have happened if...
I don't even want to say it.
What if a kid had fallen into the water?
I had two others.
Did the moms find out about it?
Of course not!
They'll find out when they watch this.
Yeah.
Oftentimes, my dad has been
more like a big brother than a dad.
Now that I'm a mom,
the experience has been useful
to help me determine
what I want to replicate,
for example, his fun side.
On the other hand,
I want to give them stability
and for them to know
I'll always be there for them.
When my dad started to become famous,
and started doing well
with his shows, I was still young.
We'd go to restaurants,
and hordes of people would come--
- What?
- Hordes of people.
I heard hogs, instead of hordes.
Before we went in, he'd look us in the eye
and say, "I can't take care of you,
people will be asking for autographs,
"so you have to take care of yourselves."
And I was like, "Yes, I'll take care
of me and my brothers."
It was so upsetting to me that people
might surround me and the kids--
- With no nannies.
- No nannies.
In my attempt to protect them,
I'd scare them.
I'd say, "If you don't hold on
to my pants, jacket or sweater,
"you'll get lost among the people.
Hold tight or you'll get lost."
But I didn't realize, Dad,
that it created a trauma in me.
Now, as an adult, if people surround me,
my body goes into a state of shock.
I never realized it had
affected me so much,
until I spoke about it in therapy.
And I realized it came from those times.
It was tough.
I want you to be aware
of things like that,
- so you don't repeat them with Aitana.
- Yeah.
I had three rehearsals.
Fourth time's the charm.
Three rehearsals.
I became a dad at 23, I was too young.
That's crazy. I'm 28
and I can't even imagine having kids. God!
Well, maybe a mini-me...
A little... Yeah, that'd be nice.
Yes, I was irresponsible, it's true.
I've grown as a dad and as a human being.
When I became your dad, I was like--
- My son.
- Your son.
- Sometimes I--
- You still are.
Still am.
In therapy, I complained that she didn't
let me assume the role of Aitana's dad.
Alessandra had heard so many stories.
Stories from when I was young...
and I put my kids in danger
in order to entertain them.
So she's terrified.
She wasn't allowing me to be her father.
You used to be adventurous,
but since we had Aitana--
For the love of God!
Her life depends on us!
- You'll be gone someday.
- Yes.
- We have to train her.
- Yes, honey.
- Prepare her, not put her at risk.
- Dad's not getting any younger.
- Right?
- Given his age.
- Clock's ticking.
- It's a matter of time.
In therapy,
the therapist said to her, "Alessandra,
"this is the dad who was meant for Aitana.
"It's better to have
an adventurous and irresponsible dad
"than growing up without a dad.
"Let Eugenio be her dad."
I would never put her at risk.
Your dad would.
- You don't even want the air to touch her.
- Air.
Aitana sneezes, and I panic. "Oh, my God!
"She'll kill me if she catches a cold."
"My girl got sick
because you took her... to the park."
Look at the size of that spider.
Damn.
It's huge.
One sting will kill you.
It's going for Fiona!
Wait, I don't want it to eat my baby.
Poor Fiona!
Of course.
Who comes first? Fiona.
Get your dog out of there.
Leave it, it won't touch Fiona.
No, honey, it might bite her.
Damn, look at the size.
Wait, it looks aggressive.
- No.
- I'll throw it over there.
Not near the RV, please!
Where, then? Let me...
It's grabbing my finger.
You drowned the poor spider in soup.
It was cereal.
Let's go do something. Come on.
Let's go. Come on.
She's the only one here who obeys me.
Come, Fiona! Watch out for the spiders.
- Let's go.
- Come, Fiona!
Fiona!
Ready?
Next stop, Grand Teton.
That's what it's called.
You heard right. I didn't name it.
Grand Teton.
Given the fact that not everybody
enjoyed camping as much as I did,
I made sure our next stop
was a little nicer for everyone.
We haven't showered in three days.
I'd really like to take a shower soon.
- Do you stink?
- No, but...
I need to wash my hair, I need warm water.
Why? Do your armpits smell?
Because I like to shower daily!
You're asking for a lot.
It's been three uncomfortable days,
no decent bathroom, obviously...
Shower? What's that?
We haven't slept well.
I don't know if you noticed,
but this is a road trip.
We we've been camping.
More things...
I want you to stay here.
Hey.
Let me brush your hair again,
you have leaves in your hair.
Is it me, or does it smell like...
I've been smelling something for a while.
Smells weird, doesn't it?
It smells bad,
but I don't know if it's the pipe...
Did someone step in something?
Did anyone step in poop?
No, mine are fine.
Has someone been using the bathroom,
ladies and gentleman?
Someone go into the bathroom,
and tell me if the smell
is coming from there, just to be sure.
Holy fuck!
- What?
- Is it bad?
Stop cursing!
What did you eat, ladies?
What do you want me to say?
There are no words to describe that smell.
Oh, my God! I haven't used
that bathroom at all.
I can still smell it.
Really?
We had agreed we could do anything,
except for number two in the RV.
But someone broke the rule.
Someone took a shit in the RV.
Gross! Why did you have
to do your business in there?
We agreed we wouldn't!
Which of you two did it?
Both of us, Dad.
Aitana too. So what?
Got something to say?
Only you and I went in the woods.
Yes.
Ais, Aitana and Alessandra were the ones
who used the bathroom.
Well, okay, I used it once, I did.
Maybe twice.
But only because it was an emergency.
Maybe it was three times.
It was nighttime, and there was no one.
It's not our problem
if you like taking a dump in the woods.
Us, ladies,
- we sit, we're women.
- That's great.
And now what?
- You two have to take care of...
- Your waste.
No, we agreed
you guys would dispose of the waste.
So, I'm the driver, the poop cleaner,
bellboy, sweeper, everything.
Unfortunately, for my family, team work
means, "Eugenio can do it."
We're stopping here to clean the waste.
What an unpleasant situation! This stinks.
My dad had to change
Aitana's diapers for years.
What's the big deal
in disposing the waste from the RV?
- Is this it?
- I don't know.
Sewer? Yes! Sewer hose. Sewer.
Wait, honey,
don't open it and let it all out
before the hose is hooked up.
Let go! Close it.
We don't know
where the hose goes. Inside? Outside?
Which side? It's like a puzzle.
A shit puzzle.
Ready? Should I pull this?
Honey, is it hooked up?
Let's see.
Gross!
And they say they're vegans! Damn.
We're not vegans! No one's a vegan here.
José Eduardo, well.
This activity is definitely
out of his comfort zone.
But I think it's important
for him to man up.
Unscrew that, put the cap on.
Close the left one. That's it.
You can close this one now.
Alessandra, her special gift
is giving out orders.
"Do this and that,"
that's why I call her The Control Tower.
- Now clean that one.
- That hose, Dad.
It's best if you lift it, honey.
- That's what I said.
- Don't splash it on me.
It's... It's...
You splashed it on my nose! Gross!
Stop pumping!
It's like watching
Chapulín Colorado wielding his hammer.
- So gross.
- Okay.
Hold on, I'll get something useful
from the car.
It'll be disgusting to put this back.
Honey, just bend it and make it smaller.
Put it in there. It's just water.
All right.
You put it next to the beds we sleep in?
Next to the sleeping bags?
They call me The Complainer.
How can I not complain? The worst part
is they can't see
what an excellent father I am.
From my 30-something to my six-year-old,
I'm still cleaning their shit.
I wanted to show what I got.
- What's that?
- A face mask for the RV.
Where did you get that?
Amazon, obviously. Let's put it on.
Let's see.
Let's see.
It looks cool, son.
- Right?
- Yeah.
You can't say we're not prepared.
- Let's take a picture.
- Photo.
Get Aitana!
- Funny.
- Okay.
I found this huge face mask for RVs.
So, I bought it. Safety first.
- Give it to him.
- Okay.
There you go. Move, honey.
Move that way.
Let's go!
We'll be staying here?
- Here.
- Let's go!
TETON SPRINGS RESORT & CLUB
Finally, we have a house.
A house I rented
for them to be comfortable.
- Come take a look!
- Coming.
- Coming.
- Careful, baby.
We're finally in Grand Teton!
Yeah, that's what it's called.
Grand Teton.
Well, mine are more like Medium Teton.
I'm getting so drunk tonight.
- I don't care.
- Thanks!
A cabin that looks amazing.
After several days of not showering,
not having a proper bathroom,
not having any comfort,
we'll finally have a shower,
and a toilet to sit on.
- Thanks.
- All right, family!
Come, Fiona!
Thank you. Thanks.
I deserve it. I do.
This house is like
my favorite place so far.
The house is beautiful,
it's all made of wood,
it's cozy, it's like a dream!
- This place is really awesome.
- This is the life.
I must confess, arriving at the house
was wonderful for me too.
I won't name names,
but a couple of people...
"I'm gonna take my shoes off
while we're in the RV."
Oh, boy! I mean...
Yes, we needed a shower.
I have nothing to wear,
I have to do laundry.
- You have no clothes?
- All my clothes--
Some are drying,
the rest are in the laundry.
Well, we needed to wash our bodies,
but also wash our clothes.
Idiot, are you filming?
What's with the look?
- I'm in a towel.
- You look Greek.
Better than being naked.
- He looks crazy.
- He needs a fastener.
We finally have a decent bathroom.
A nice, clean, fly-free bathroom.
- José Eduardo.
- Wait, what?
Try my Amai shampoo.
For real,
there's no better shampoo in this world
than my Amai shampoo bars.
Okay, get out!
Try it and let me know!
It's not even food, man. Go.
I'm making coffee. Want some?
Who's the happiest
of them all? The Sultan.
José Eduardo is in his element. I mean...
His robe, his glass.
There's nothing like an early mimosa.
A morning mimosa.
I'm at peace, in my element.
I'm calm and carefree.
I'm addicted to coffee,
so if you don't mind...
It's so nice being able to sleep,
isn't it?
- In a decent place.
- Yes.
I'm excited
for Aitana's birthday celebration.
What are we doing, exactly?
We're going to a farm.
I told you, she loves animals,
she loves petting them. They have llamas.
- Llamas?
- Yeah.
- So cool!
- I don't know, I think it'll be cool.
Ais, come help me with my profile.
- Coming.
- What profile?
Don't shiver until you see the penguins.
Remember we talked about dating apps?
About this app? Yeah.
I'm looking for a picture of me
that'll make people go like, "Damn,
- "he's hot."
- That's what I mean.
Why do you and Vadhir
love posting flashy pictures so much?
- I'm not like that.
- You look like...
You should use a real picture.
Don't try to be something you're not.
Show who you really are, Darketo,
you're great at it.
- In my birthday suit?
- The real you.
No, not naked.
Not naked, but show the real you.
- Okay, fine.
- José Eduardo?
- What is it, honey?
- Can you play with me?
Right now?
And the little one, Aitanita, shows up.
So beautiful, so helpless.
The joy of this beautiful home.
Let me complete my profile
and finish my mimosa,
and I'll come find you, okay?
No.
- Don't.
- You go!
- She wants you.
- I had four awful days.
So what?
- I mean...
- Is it urgent, Aitana?
- Just wait.
- You're never with her,
never do things with her.
Is a profile more important
than your sister?
Let's have a concert
around José Eduardo, okay?
- No!
- Get your drum. Where is it?
No, not the drum.
No drum!
Annoying José Eduardo is so much fun.
Why does this family insist
on buying Aitana noisy objects?
No, it's not cool.
What am I being punished for? I'm...
Thankfully, I'm not hungover,
or I'd have killed you already.
Come on, I'm busy! I'm working!
- What are you doing, filthy boy?
- Wait.
Are you building a profile?
- No!
- Is it for hooking up?
I'm working.
I don't understand why my family
is so clingy, always on top of each other.
Everyone together. Everyone on the couch.
No, I need Vadhir here
to share the burden with me.
It's just me, so everyone's on me!
They won't even let me enjoy my mimosa.
It's his dating profile.
It's Vadhir!
- Really?
- There he is.
- Son!
- What's up?
Vadhir decides to call,
the black sheep of this trip.
The prince who decided to get infected.
What's up, family?
- Hey!
- What's up?
- What's new?
- Can you see us?
Yeah!
How are you feeling?
Are your symptoms improving?
No, I'm fine.
I've been trying to take care of myself,
trying to get better,
but I keep testing positive.
- Honey.
- You're still COVID positive? Really?
Yes, things are still the same.
We just found out that Vadhir
is still positive and can't travel.
As a father, I just want him to be okay.
But I'm frustrated because lots of these
activities were planned for him.
When did you last test positive?
One day ago.
- We miss you, Vad!
- We all miss you!
I hope you can join us.
It seems less likely, but I hope you can.
Vadhir doesn't understand
the seriousness of the issue.
Okay, son, we're going to celebrate
Aitana's birthday!
Love you. Kisses!
Have fun without me!
- We'll talk later. Bye, son!
- Bye!
The idea for this trip was
to bond as a family.
But I'm starting to realize
that Vadhir might not make it.
It makes me so, so angry.
- Do you miss Vadhir?
- Yes.
What do you miss the most?
When he plays with me.
- Come, Vadhir!
- Come, Vadhir!
Come here, Fiona!
What? Let's go.
Yes, but let's have a quick chat.
All right.
I think you're having trouble
bonding with Aitana.
You need to actually play with her.
She's not a baby anymore, she's a kid.
- Yes.
- You can bond and talk to her.
I don't know, teach her games.
One of the targets
I'd like to meet on this trip
is for José Eduardo and Aitana to bond.
He's the one she sees the least.
Okay.
I promise I'll work on it on this trip,
I'll try to spend time with her,
and I do have a few things
that I could teach her.
Don't lead her astray, okay?
I won't. Pinky promise.
Okay.
Thirsty!
Great, sweetie. Are you doing okay?
Ready! Let's go celebrate our princess!
It's your birthday, Aitana!
It's Aitana's birthday weekend.
We were like, "It's a drama." It was late.
"We have got to get organized."
Turns out there's this llama farm nearby.
She said, "Llama think about it."
So, she said yes,
I called them and they said,
"There's lots of llamas. Come!"
And so we went. Why are you laughing?
See? When the jokes are good, I laugh.
My jokes are always good,
but sometimes you're just not in the mood.
Look, Tetonia.
It's populated by massive tits.
I'm talking about the birds.
- We're here!
- I can see the llamas!
Amazing!
See the llamas?
I see the llamas!
- Yes.
- Your celebration has started!
Look at all the llamas out there!
- What does it say there?
- "Aitana!"
More llamas! And more llamas!
- Whose birthday is it?
- Mine!
Aitana is so happy.
They are beautiful animals.
Very sociable and friendly.
It's a farm with almost 300 llamas!
- You've arrived in Hawaii.
- Thank you.
I don't know who thought
of this beautiful and wonderful idea
of going to the llama farm.
That nice, peculiar and wild smell.
It smells like shit, what else?
We stepped in a huge pile of shit.
I'll take a video for Kai.
Look, Kai! Can you see the llamas?
Say, "Hi!"
They smell a little bad.
Yes, they have a robust whiff.
Let's go see Valhalla,
who is the adoptive mom of Wendel,
who is an orphan.
She adopted him.
Others!
Here, Aitana. I'll help you up.
Okay, I lifted her up.
I bonded with my sister.
Darketo, why don't you take her?
Take her for a llama ride
while I keep stepping in shit
is not my way of bonding with her.
- Okay.
- All right. Okay.
- All right, what's her name?
- Aitana.
- Valhalla.
- Valhalla.
- Your sister.
- Mahalla.
- Okay.
- Okay.
No, pull her.
Look, it's her baby, Wendel.
Careful, okay, Darketo?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, come, Mahalla.
- Are you having fun?
- Yes.
Stay with your brother, and you'll see.
Come, Mahalla.
See? This is a real birthday--
I stepped in shit.
Hold on, Aitana.
If you fall, your mom will hang me.
I won't tell you from which body part.
What a nice stroll.
This is fun, isn't it?
- I wore my best clothes.
- There's lots of poop.
Yeah, you can tell they pooped with gusto.
What a deep way of bonding with Aitana.
Such long and detailed conversation.
Well, they like stepping in poop.
Yes, I stepped in it, too.
Come, Mahalla.
So nice, what a beautiful view.
We're done!
- How was the ride?
- How was it?
Fine.
How was the ride with your brother?
We had a long and detailed conversation.
Yes.
I love seeing José Eduardo
and Aitana having a moment together.
They're bonding. I did it!
Hi, honey. Are you with your mom?
Are you with your mommy?
He's always by his mom's side.
See? You should be like that with me.
That too?
- Just like you, always by my side.
- Yeah.
You won't let go of her,
and Daddy complains about it.
See how he drinks milk from his mom?
That's how Ais fed Kai,
and that's how I fed you.
- No, not like that. No.
- Not like that.
- I mean, you sat her in a rocker.
- I mean, from mom to baby.
- I mean...
- Mommies to babies.
- Stop.
- I can picture you in that position.
Like this.
- A gross image.
- Devastating.
I want to get it out of my head.
You're going to feed it.
- Tell them.
- Llama, llama, llama.
- The aroma is really strong.
- Llama, llama, llama.
What's your name?
I don't know what happened,
but when I saw all these llamas,
I felt like a fireman at a fire. Happy!
This is llamageddon!
What's up?
Come celebrate
your daughter's birthday with llamanade!
You're scaring her.
Eugenio is in his element.
Let's do some yoga. "Llamaste."
Joke, joke, joke.
Save the drama for your llama.
Three hundred llama jokes, why not?
- Hey, Dad.
- What?
- Dad!
- Wait, I'm in a "dillama." I can't talk.
I don't know how to describe these jokes.
Kids don't get it.
You have a "dillama,"
and they don't believe you.
Bad jokes? Inappropriate?
Tell that to your wife, not your kids.
That's a husband and wife conversation.
What? I have a "dillama."
- It's like a llama drama?
- No!
I don't know how much sugar
my dad had that day,
but he was out of control.
My dad isn't in his right mind.
I'll act out a scene from an epic movie,
and you'll have to guess it.
Little bull! Little bull!
He's gone completely insane.
What meds is he on today?
- I don't know.
- Exactly.
The only one laughing is Aitana
because she doesn't understand.
The rest of us are worried.
You're getting worse, Dad.
General knowledge. Which scene was that?
- A Pedro Infante film?
- Yes.
- Exactly.
- Pepe El Toro,
when he goes to fetch the bull
and rescues him.
All right.
Leave him alone.
What? It's a Mexican classic!
- We lost him.
- Yeah, it's bad.
We lost him. Shit happens.
That was a good one. I like that one.
You know nothing about movies!
My family doesn't get me.
I'll go talk to the llamas.
After the llama farm,
we had a second surprise in store
for Aitana... A party.
The early morning song
That King David used to sing
To all the beautiful girls
And we sing it for you
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, honey!
See what we've got there?
Yes, a piñata!
We're Mexican, so we have to have
a piñata when we celebrate,
particularly if it's a children's party,
and Aitana loves piñatas.
- Wait.
- Hey, the piñata.
Aitana wants to hit the piñata first.
I can't reach it.
That's the idea, so it lasts longer.
I want to be the piñatero.
- Lower, lower.
- Like that!
Jump, jump!
Hit it, hit it, hit it
Don't you ever miss it
Because if you stray
You will lose your way
I'll do it one more time. It was too high.
Again.
You have hit it once
You have hit it twice
You have hit it once
Be careful.
You're losing your way
Lower it a little,
otherwise we'll be here forever.
There you go!
There you go!
You decapitated it!
- Finish him.
- This is sadistic.
- Look. Now what?
- Ais, hit it!
You keep your candy here
to save it from other kids.
- Here's the stick.
- There aren't any kids here...
Hit it! Kill it!
I don't usually feel these emotions.
But it felt really good.
Kill it!
Hit it, Ais! Finish it!
Well done, team!
Such an idiot.
Sorry, Aitana, I didn't mean to.
I destroyed your piñata. Sorry.
Vadhir is calling. Wait.
- Vadhir is calling.
- Wait. Really?
Vadhir!
- Hi, Vadhir!
- Hi, Aitana!
Everything was lovely,
we were getting along well.
Everyone's going with the flow,
and then Vadhir calls.
Aitana, look, your brother has a surprise.
The early morning song
- We knew it was coming.
- Always.
That King Vadhir used to sing
- King Vadhir.
- King Vadhir.
- This guy's unbelievable.
- Yeah.
That's why he stayed there.
The moon now has gone to sleep
- Bravo.
- Thanks, Vadhir!
- Great, Vadhir! So talented!
- Thanks.
- So talented.
- So talented.
It's not fair he got everything
and we got nothing.
He has many talents.
I mean...
He just needs to put them to use now.
He needs to grow a pair, just like we did.
That's what he's jealous of.
Who wants a piece of cake?
- Me.
- That slice is crooked.
Bite it! Bite it!
The fact that Aitana celebrated
with all of her siblings and her family,
and had a piñata and a party,
albeit small, was important to her.
- Where did you see the ducks? There?
- Over there.
- Where are you going?
- To see the ducks!
Can you believe she's six?
- Six already?
- Can you believe she's six?
No.
Thanks for fighting...
to become a mother,
because I didn't want a kid, remember?
Neither did you at first.
We didn't want to be parents.
But then I saw you, and I wanted to.
- Yes, but then we went through--
- You were very reluctant.
I already had three.
I can barely handle them.
A fourth one? I was like, "No."
- And are you managing or not?
- No, I'm happy.
I'm enjoying what I never got to enjoy
with the other three.
The perfect age to have kids is
when you're older, you enjoy it more.
I would gladly have three more.
If I were younger,
I'd happily have one or two more.
But I don't need anything else.
And... I don't know if you noticed,
but I'm trying...
I'm making a conscious effort
to let her go more.
Really?
To let go a little.
- Really?
- Yes, you haven't noticed?
I've noticed, when it comes to me.
- It's just--
- You're letting me be her dad.
And before, it was like
you let me borrow her.
"Play with her,
but I want her back shortly."
You wouldn't let me be her dad.
I wasn't aware I was doing that.
Now, I can see it, I understand.
I wanted,
in my mind, to be a supermom.
Someone who covered all of her needs.
Being there for her all the time.
And I didn't notice...
that I wasn't letting you be her dad.
I wasn't giving Eugenio the freedom
to be her father,
and I wasn't allowing Aitana
to be his daughter.
It suddenly hit me
like a bucket of cold water.
I've been consciously and constantly
trying to step back.
I don't want to be that wife.
The one who won't allow
her husband to be a father,
to be himself.
It was a hard wake-up call.
So, I'd like to ask for forgiveness.
I needed to hear those words so badly.
To hear that she'd let me be myself
from now on.
That she'd let Aitana enjoy
being with the father she's got.
To me, this was...
It was amazing news.
Thanks. Thank you, because...
I really needed that.
Son of a...
I don't believe this!
Respect our romantic moments!
We're like the musicians on the Titanic.
It's sinking, but we keep playing.
You're amazing!
I love that you're Aitana's siblings.
I really do love it.