De Viaje Con Los Derbez (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Tres Meses Después - full transcript

MEXICO CITY

TRAVELING WITH THE DERBEZES
3 MONTHS LATER

- Hello!
- Hello!

So beautiful!

Well, here we are.

Back at home, in Mexico,
with my lovely Fiona.

- How are you?
- Good.

- I can't believe it...
- It's great to see you.

It's been a few months
since we came back from Morocco,

and we've all returned to our lives.

- Hi, everybody.
- What's up?



- Did I leave the door unlocked?
- Yes.

It's Uncle Vadhir.

We've been busy with work,
with our families,

and concerned about not
having gotten together again yet.

- The occasion deserved a little effort.
- Yes.

I know, I'm wearing...

Hey, we haven't seen each other
since the trip.

So we decided that it was time
for a little reunion.

Not now, thank you.

How are you?

- You shaved?
- What happened to your beard?

- Look, he shaved.
- All right, all right.

To remember the good times, the bad times,

and the times no one got to see.



No one said the trip was gonna be easy,

but at least we didn't kill each other,

and it reminded us
of how much we love each other.

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

- I'll toast with water.
- Buddy, I missed you.

- What do you need?
- Can we go upstairs?

Yes, honey, you can go upstairs.

- But Kai is still sleeping.
- Don't wake her up.

José Eduardo, you look so strange
without your beard.

- I know.
- But you look great.

His chin looks like a little butt
now that he shaved.

- I look horrible.
- No, you look great. Cleaner, younger.

Hey, I shower every day.

The five o'clock shadow suits you.

I want to ask you something.

If you had to describe
the trip in one word...

- Oh, man, only one word?
- For me...

For me, "intense, intensity."

- Goodness, "intensity."
- "Knowledge."

"Knowledge."

Very good.

"Intensity. Knowledge."

"Unity."

Imagine that!

"Divorce."

- No.
- Oh, man!

Unbelievable. Ale, say something
to your stepson.

Let's be honest.

I'm going to say "intensity."

- I think that the word...
- "Insomnia."

...we would all choose is "intensity."

- "Intensity."
- "Intensity," yes. "Intensity."

- It was a very intense trip.
- Intense.

Like the Derbezes, guys. We're intense.

We're here!

We're here.

Be careful with Aitana!

Come on, Vadhir! Stand on the board.

The baby on the bus goes wah-wah-wah
Wah-wah-wah

- What happened?
- What happened?

Hey, I think we just crashed.

What the hell?

I mean, I can't believe this.

- That window broke, see?
- There it is.

A little piece fell off, right?

Go, family!

No way, no way!

Did it go in, brother?

No, pass it.

The goats in the tree!

It pooped on her hand.

Are you serious?

And enough with
the bathroom thing, seriously.

Every time we go in,
it smells like eau de...

Eau de poop.

Okay.

Yesterday, we went that way.

Shit!

Give me my list. Give me my clipboard
with my list. Give it to me.

I threw it in the trash, Dad.

How could you throw away my list?

Dad, that list was terrible.

I had a list of very interesting things.

I mean, starting with the races,

which I know some of you didn't like.

How were we welcomed at the race?

- Very well, like, "Come in!"
- They rolled out the red carpet.

"You came with kids? Come in, welcome."

I didn't know that detail about the kids.

Tiny detail.

But there were some cool things.

For example, we had a go-kart race
between the three men.

- It was really fun.
- You would have loved it, Mau.

"CHILD'S PLAY"

Okay, good.

We're going to sell meat. Come on.

Step right up, step right up,
to the deli counter.

Two pounds of sausages, sir?

What will it be, young man? Ham?

Turkey ham, pork ham, chicken ham?

Let's go.

- Let's do this!
- Here we go!

All right.

Oh, shit.

My dad is going to lose badly.

Come on. One, two, three!

My brother was driving
like a little old lady.

- I was driving a parade float.
- Watching for potholes.

Like when Ale drives. Like this.

That's right.

Son of a bitch.

Let's go.

José Eduardo likes the good life.

He doesn't like to risk his life.

- Why would I risk all this?
- Never in a hurry.

Exactly.

- Why would I risk all this?
- Exactly.

What I experienced on this trip,
it was one of the best I've ever had.

- Yes!
- Damn right, that's us.

- I really enjoyed my family.
- We noticed.

And I really got to know my family,
something that I hadn't...

We hadn't had the opportunity.

- Yeah, he didn't know us.
- I hadn't had the pleasure.

But I had a lot of fun.
I really enjoyed myself.

It was a trip in which I faced many fears.

Many.

"I DON'T WANNA DIE"

Oh, boy.

I don't wanna die.

No.

I'm nervous, I'm sweating.

I don't know what to do with my hands,

so I start freezing up
and being like this.

Like you start getting...

You need to be in the middle of the board.

I'm sure I won't be able to do it.

I mean, there is no way I'm standing
on that board. There is no way.

No!

I want to get out of here.

All right, we're here
at the hot-air balloons.

I'm very nervous. I'm very worried.

Look at it this way. How many hot-air
balloon accidents have you heard of?

You're fucking kidding me.
No wonder he didn't tell me anything.

He knows I hate getting on those things
that go so high.

It's suicide.

"I'm the king of the world!"

No, I don't want to anymore.

Give me a tequila, please!

Breathe.

Oh, how beautiful.

- No!
- Yes.

This is why we came all the way here.

Come on!

Don't sit, okay? Just stay stand up.

Okay.

Damn, I'm scared.
I'm terrified, I'm next to a cliff.

Yes.

I'm so sick of all these activities.

You were the champion of the vacation.
Am I right?

Wasn't he the champion?

- A real champion.
- He was the champion!

- José Eduardo.
- I mean...

Well, if you drink every day...

Who wouldn't?
With a wine flask under your pillow.

The only one who got away from reality
was José Eduardo.

Exactly. I was living
in a different dimension. I was like...

- Exactly.
- "Let them fight."

We were all fighting,
and José Eduardo like, "Cheers!"

- Cheers!
- Yes.

- Mauricio is totally right.
- He has a very valid point, man.

I have a great time when I drink, too.

With Kai like...

You cheated.

You're the only one who drank every day.

- All of us...
- It's easy if you cheat.

We were arguing...

Besides, hold on, traveling as a couple,

without sleeping, with a baby!

- And with the father-in-law.
- And with the family!

And the husband, and the father,
and the brothers...

No, it's too much.

- Like, excuse me?
- They're sending us away.

It's enough to make you jump
out the window, definitely.

Of course it is.

And you know I can be
a little intense, so...

No, not at all.

"YOU KNOW I'M INTENSE"

Dad, the baby needs to sleep.
She's on a schedule.

She's not sleeping at night.
I'm not going to stay.

I honestly feel
like I'm falling apart, seriously.

This is too overwhelming for me.

We've only been here a few days
and I don't feel good.

I'm having a hard time adapting
to the time change

and I feel like the killjoy in the group.

The start of this trip has been
very difficult for me.

I feel very lost.

I'm jet-lagged, I haven't slept.

Until yesterday, when we got here,
I thought we were paying some karma,

being on this trip.

This is what I like, Dad.

Okay. Good for you.

I can't believe it, my dad is ignoring me.

It's so nice to know
that everyone is there,

supporting me and loving me,

despite my mistakes,

despite everything that's happened,

and having brought out the worst in me,

and knowing that...

they accept me and they love me.

My sister dances like the Chilindrina.

- I'm leaving my heart on the dancefloor.
- Very good.

- Go, go, go, dance, dance!
- Go, go.

My sister's chair is laughing.
What the hell?

Laugh so we can compare it
to the chair's laugh.

That's her, and now the chair.

What's up with the chair?

To the shoulders, to the shoulders.
Jump now, jump. Jump and down.

One, two and go down. That's it!

I was dealing
with a big crisis inside of me.

- You still are.
- You don't understand.

It's still there.

- I understand.
- I'm explaining it to you.

You'll end up saying,
"But I am more relaxed now!"

But I feel so much more relaxed now!

Yeah, "Let's make another trip!
This time it'll really be awesome!"

But we fought more than ever.
That's true.

- We had never fought so much on a trip.
- We didn't notice.

So it almost cost you your relationship?

- It almost cost us our relationship.
- Definitely, yes.

The truth is that when we came back
we had to sit down

- and have a serious conversation...
- Work everything out.

Make new agreements...

Couples therapy, please.

- Individual and couples... Yes.
- Yes.

Look, let me explain something to you.

Having a new family is
a completely different dynamic,

so the trip was like reliving
the family dynamic of the past.

I mean, we have a very specific dynamic.

The four of us, yes.

Where we get along in a very specific way.

And when suddenly we all get together,
it's weird.

They clash.

It's like I have to split into one person
and into another person.

And I have to split
between Alessandra and my kids.

I had to be a mom, I had to be a sister,
I had to be a daughter,

the daughter I've always been,
and then the wife I've always been,

and those two have nothing in common,
so it was a shock.

- Exactly.
- And then a mom, Kai's mom.

And I was just learning how to be a mom.

It was a shock of personalities
and new things that I was learning,

so it was like I had to split into
50 people at the same time

and my head was exploding.

I have a question, Mau,
now that the trip's over.

How was your experience with the family?

Okay.

- You want the truth or...
- Tell the truth. Did you like it?

- No. I mean...
- Honestly?

Don't be as honest as Ale and Ais.

Honestly, at the beginning,

my expectations were like,

"Great, we're going to create this bond,

"we're going to bond as a family,
we're going to have fun."

José Eduardo bonded with alcohol.

And now, having lived the experience,

it was tough.

I mean...

It was tough.

Listen, I remember that there were really
intense moments on the trip,

where I think we were living
completely different things.

Some of us were having
an amazing time and some of us weren't.

How did you like the hammam?

The hammam too, yeah.

I think they treated the ladies very well,
but the three of us got beat up.

The treatment they gave
to the men was different

from the one they gave to the women.

"TORTURE ROOM"

Son of a...

Shit!

No! No, stop. Stop.

Men can't stand anything.

I didn't have a bad time.
I was uncomfortable at one point.

You and me in the sauna.

Yeah, that was uncomfortable.

- They put you in the same sauna?
- Yes!

- First Ais and me.
- What?

I walk into the spa, where I find
my brother in his paper thong,

my sister in her paper thong.

They're like chickens on the verge
of being killed. Like this, shaking.

I don't think we've seen
each other naked since... What?

- Twenty years, I think.
- Yeah, 20 years.

What is happening?

- First Ais and me.
- Vadhir and I in the sauna

I started thinking, "This isn't right.
I'm his stepmother."

Trying to make conversation, "Well..."

- I was naked with my brothers.
- "What are you up to, Vadhir?"

"How's the album coming along?"

On one hand, they were very liberal
in the hammam,

but in the streets, women had to wear
long sleeves and be covered up to here.

But behind closed doors, anything goes.

The truth is life punished me
for being nosy.

I had an excellent time with the girls.

Aitana made me ice cream, she made me tea,

coffee, she made me everything.

Seeing Aitana with you,

getting to know her siblings
like she never had before because...

Wearing makeup.

She had never said,

"my brother José Eduardo"
or "my brother Vadhir."

And in Morocco, for the first time,
it's like she understood the dynamic.

She understood that you're all Dad's kids.

For me, it was beautiful seeing
Aitana's maternal side with Kai.

- And that makes me...
- That was really nice.

"THE BLESSINGS"

Are you happy to be traveling
with all your siblings?

Yes?

- Stop, you'll make us puke.
- She'll puke.

That's what I'm talking about.

Good!

Bless you.

No! Stop, Ais! Stop!

Calm down.

Thank you, sweetie.

Down, down, down.

And up, up, up! Like this.

You look so beautiful
I want to take a picture.

Come with me.

Let's go.

Shit! Hurry up!

What's "shit"?

- Exactly. Tell us, Ais.
- Tell us.

Tell us, Ais.

Holy crap!

Holy crap.

- No.
- No, Aitana!

Hey, José Eduardo, who said that?

- Vadhir!
- No, it was José Eduardo.

Seeing her like that,
so protective with Kai,

talking to her like...

You're not doing it justice.

- That's more like it.
- Hello.

Hold on, dude.

That maternal side with Kai,

how she wanted to take care of her,
hug her, wanted to carry her...

- That was very cool.
- ...and feed her. For me that was, wow!

Can I say what my favorite quote
from the trip was?

- What was it?
- What was it?

"Be careful with Aitana!"

- Oh, yeah! Right!
- Oh, stop!

You did say that a lot.

- "Be careful with Aitana!"
- No, stop! Leave me alone.

"Be careful with Aitana!"

"BE CAREFUL WITH AITANA"

Aitana, honey, don't get close.

- No!
- It's okay.

Hold her tight, please.

Be careful, baby.

Be careful, baby. Aitana!

Watch out,
there's a motorcycle coming. Be careful.

Seriously, please, be careful,
okay, babe?

No, babe. No, Aitana!

- Dad...
- Dear God. Please, get her.

Let me talk to your mom. God.

What was that?

Is it okay?

Keep an eye on Aitana, please. Okay.

Hold Aitana! Hold Aitana!

- Baby...
- What?

Aitana is riding with you.

- Please, I beg you.
- What?

Don't drive too fast and don't do
anything stupid, please. Okay?

No, babe, I won't drive fast.

Yeah!

I am dizzy!

Oopsie!

Watch out for the cars, baby.

Be careful, baby. Be careful.

Be careful, baby. Be careful.

Be careful, baby. Be careful.

Be careful with Aitana!

I took Aitana on the ATV.

I took Aitana on the bicycle.

- I did that.
- Exactly.

That's why she kept saying,

"Be careful with Aitana!"

I'll tell you why, babe.

Because I know you.
Because I've heard the stories.

Because I know you're very reckless.

I'm not reckless. I mean...

If the mothers
of these three kids had seen

- They would've died.
- ...how you put them at risk...

- Never again.
- It's not a big deal.

Yes, it is.

My mom would have a heart attack
every time I had to go with Dad.

It was like, "Baby, take care of yourself
because your dad isn't going to do it.

"The only one taking care of you
when you're with your dad is you.

"So promise me..." She would make me
look her in the eyes and say,

"Promise me you'll take care of yourself,
because your dad doesn't know how to."

- And I'd say, "Yes, Mom, all right."
- You see?

I have a confession.

I did feel fear for the first time
for making you get on the paraglider.

I didn't admit that until now,
but I was very afraid.

"DAD, I WANT TO LIVE"

Dad, I want to live
to take care of my daughter.

The gear is new, don't worry.

Dad, what is that?

- Ready.
- Shit.

No way, no way!

Go, family!

Wow, look at this.

That was crazy.

Oh, shit! How about that, wuss?

Now?

Breathe.

I hate you.

- Me?
- Yes.

Why?

My God, if something happens to my son...

I mean, I kept thinking,
"God, don't let anything happen to them."

I panicked. I didn't calm down
until all of you landed.

Are you more aware now of the...

I know what she's getting at.

I want to know
if you'll be more responsible.

"If I can leave you alone
with our daughter."

No, I know I can't leave him
alone with Aitana.

Why not? But why not?

I mean, you have a daughter that's gonna
want to take risks all by herself.

- I know.
- That's the problem.

And I'm going to have to support her
in all the things you won't.

Well, all in due time.

Like the activity we did,
competing with the baby...

The baby strollers.

The baby strollers, when we...
That's appropriate for their age.

"FORMULA BAB-E"

Let's go!

Turn left!

It's a tie!

- Careful.
- Sorry. Careful!

- Are you okay?
- If I'm not braking, you brake!

- I was really irresponsible there.
- My God.

Why? What happened? I don't remember.

- Because I remember...
- He tried to trip him.

He was winning,
and there was a turn coming up,

and I wanted to win,
so I said, "I'm gonna cut him off."

And I did,
and his parental instincts kicked in,

so he slowed down, and I won.

"His parental instincts kicked in."

Well, but Aitana was like...

- Somebody has to be responsible.
- "I want more."

Yeah, Aitana was like...

Because she was saying,
"Dad, don't let them win."

She pushed me.

- It was her fault.
- It was her fault.

I know you're gonna encourage her

to try cool and different things,
to take risks, etcetera. Yeah, okay.

Are you conscious of it now or not?

I mean, I'm not more conscious, but...

No, yeah, I'm...

I'm going to encourage her to...
How could I not?

Anyway, it doesn't matter.
No one listens to me when I speak.

No, seriously, no one listened to me
during the trip.

I'm going to get some water.
I'll be right back.

"LISTEN TO ME"

Because this tree has like...

- Fruit.
- It has thorns.

- No. Listen...
- It does have thorns as well.

See how they never listen?

- When I talk, no one listens.
- We are listening. I'm listening.

I'm talking. Listen.

Listen.

I want you to listen to my truth.

Listen to me.

Let me tell you!

See how no one listens to me? You see?

No one pays attention to me,
no one answers me, no one listens to me.

No one!

You'll do anything to avoid
listening to my story.

You were doing that to me all the time.

I mean, no one listened to me.

Everyone would disappear.

My dad needs us all to be quiet and look
him in the eyes when he's talking.

No, but it's horrible when I say,

"Okay, listen to me..."
"I need to go get something."

And one goes for a smoke,
the other one goes to feed the baby,

he goes to pick up Aitana,
this one is on his cell phone...

- It's very difficult.
- And I end up alone!

- What were you going to say?
- Look, I...

- And you won't let me...
- "The other one" has a name.

Listen to me!

I want to put that rule on the table
for the next trip. There, I said it.

Well, the truth is I had
a great time with my brother.

And I think that on this trip we learned
to love each other more,

to know each other better,
to appreciate each other more,

to look after each other.

Yeah, I found a great friend in you.

"I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU"

Hey. What's up?

How's it going, brother? How are you?

Why are you calling me?
You're upstairs, dude.

I'm a whole floor above you, man.
I miss you, dude.

We were sleeping
in the same room every day

and, suddenly, they take away my roomie.

I know, man.
It's kind of strange here, too.

Who will I watch movies with now,
who will I gossip with, who...

Well, I used to fall asleep
anyway, dude, but...

Do you like your room?

It's really tiny, man.
It was bad before, but now it's worse.

Damn, it's half the size of our last room.

Well, mine is huge, not to brag.

Hopefully next time
we can be roommates again.

José! I miss you!

- Brother!
- What can I say?

I found a brother in him.

Not a brother, my blood.

My blood.

I loved it, because I got to see
many moments and places in your lives,

and your moods and your characters
that I had never seen,

so I really liked seeing you broken,
laying on the ground, torn apart...

Destroyed.

- Torn apart, hating each other...
- Broken.

And also at very happy moments
and moments of discovery and love,

and also of vulnerability, which is
something we needed. And so I loved it.

Well, the truth is that I loved that.
When we were with...

- Yeah, in the circle of trust.
- Yeah.

And we started talking...

That was my favorite day, I must admit.

That's one of the days I cherish
because we all opened up.

"CONFESSIONS OF A FAMILY"

I'll start with Mau.

I'm getting to know you more and more,
and I continue to break down

the wall that existed between us.

And I hope you consider yourself
a member of this family,

because that's how I feel about you.

I want to thank you because I feel like
you've welcomed me into this family.

I want to continue getting to know you.

In you I found a person
I can talk to about anything.

Because you're awesome and you're gonna
make it far because you're very talented.

I feel like we had grown apart.

Since Kai was born.

I really miss you. And I think this trip
has helped me to reconnect with you.

You and I have become distant.

We've grown apart, and I think that
we both got wrong ideas about each other.

Totally.

And I think that also contributed
to us growing apart.

And I think that, without this trip,
it would've only gotten worse.

I'm sorry for pushing
you so hard sometimes, but...

I've learned how to be a father

by making mistakes, and...

And I apologize to the three of you
for that, because I've made many mistakes.

And I hope I can be a better dad
to Aitana now, thanks to you.

I love you.

I never imaged that we would open up
like we opened up that night.

- I love you a lot.
- I love you too, man.

I love you.

I don't know what happened,

but it turned into one of the most magical
moments in the history of this family.

I don't know what they put in this,
but it made us very, very intense.

It was a very strong moment
of relief, and it was very nice

with everyone in general.

Especially with you,
I find that really hard to deal with...

- I know.
- But it was a great moment.

But there was a lot I wanted to say to you
and I said it. Right?

Yeah.

I love you.

I love you too.

- I want to tell you something.
- Besides...

We're always running around,

we're always busy with our schedules,

and we never have deep moments,
but that day we were able to have one.

Thanks to whom?

Yeah. Thanks to me, because I opened up.

You poor thing.

Thanks to this creature of God.
He showed you the path of light.

Calm down, preacher.

- You are my shepherd, I shall not want.
- Hell, yeah.

That was a wonderful day, and another day
that really touched my heart

was the day that...

That I was by myself...

- No, when...
- ...in the Medina.

When José Eduardo cried like
I have never seen him cry in my life.

- Because of his torn pants.
- ...because of his torn pants.

It was weird because at the beginning,
I must admit, I was like...

At first, we thought it was like a joke.

I thought it was a joke, and I thought
"Oh, José Eduardo always being funny."

And then I thought,
"He's taking it too far."

And then we started to believe it,
and started thinking, "What's going on?"

We started looking at each other like,
"What's up with José Eduardo?"

Can you tell me why you're crying?

Because I tore some pants

and I don't want to leave them
in Marrakesh... I mean, in Morocco,

because I feel like I'm leaving
a piece of me here

and that I'm abandoning my pants.

We'll put a patch on them. They look bad.
But we'll put a nice patch on them.

Is this the problem?

We can fix them
when we get back to Los Angeles.

It makes me feel so bad.

It always made me feel bad
to get rid of things.

So bad.

But why does it make you feel bad?
What do you feel in your heart?

Like I'm abandoning my stuff.

I don't...

And that your things are gonna suffer?

Or that you're gonna break
your stuff's heart? Or what?

Well, I don't know how to explain it.

What do you feel?

Like a very strong emotional attachment
to your things?

I smelled them, I hugged them,
and that made me feel worse.

Breathe.

Son, just put them on, it's okay.
You can buy another pair later.

For the record, I have never in my life
seen José Eduardo cry

in such an emotional and honest way.

It's that José Eduardo has a great
love for his material things.

- Yes.
- He's very superficial.

And since we're here talking about this...

I told him, "Bring them to me
and I'll have them fixed."

- No!
- No!

- And here are José Eduardo's pants.
- No!

I wanted to give them to him
during this special reunion.

- Now this is just...
- No!

Send the pants in!

- Here are the famous pants.
- It was just so touching

to see you like that.

No way.

There they are, fixed.

Look, they're happy.

Look at the pants,
they're filled with joy.

And they're in Mexico.

They don't feel abandoned.

Now I can throw them away in Mexico.

No, I fixed them!

- What's wrong with you? We got them fixed.
- Look! I took them to a tailor.

- Can you tell where they were ripped?
- Nothing. Let me see.

There it is. Look, here.

- Where?
- Here it is.

Look, from here to here.

I mean, they were really torn,
it was a real problem.

My brother's the one with the problem,
crying over a pair of pants.

- I can't believe it.
- So sweet.

I have another surprise for everybody.

I know that I was filming you
all the time,

and I was always walking around
with a camera.

Jumping on the streets...

You got intense with Pachuco.

You know I'm a photographer,
I film and everything, and I love it.

And since the family is together,

I wanted to do something similar
to what my sister and I did on our trip

to the Arctic, to the North Pole.

I want to play it for you. All right?

Is it cool?

- Now?
- Hit it!

Come on!

Did you finish it?

Your man is here!

TRAVELING
WITH THE DERBEZES

I don't know how you dare
To dress that way

And go out like that

Back in my day, everything was elegant
Without long-haired guys and without rock

Hey, Dad!

You were once a pachuco

You too would get scolded

Hey, Dad!

You danced mambo

You have

To remember

I don't know how you dare
To dress that way

And go out like that

Back in my day, all women were centered
There wasn't any punk

Hey, Dad!

You were once a pachuco

You too

You would get scolded

Hey, Dad!

You danced mambo

You have

To remember

I don't know how you dare
To dress that way

And go out like that

I remember that my generation

Was decent and very formal

Hey, Dad!

You were once a pachuco

You too

You would get scolded

Hey, Dad!

You danced mambo

You have

To remember

Very nice, Vadhir! It looks great!

- Very good.
- Good job, Vadhir.

Well, look. We look happy,
united, fun, dancing together.

Fun.

It shows a trip that
I would have loved to be on.

Exactly.

In a few years, when we forget
all the bad stuff, we can watch it again.

I would have loved to be on that trip.

- I don't know how...
- No, I think that...

I don't know how it is
that you dare to dress that way.

Oh, yeah.

- But...
- Very nice, guys.

I want to say one last thing.

- Okay.
- I know it was a very intense trip,

- I know it was...
- Chaotic.

That there were chaotic moments,
intense moments,

- there was friction between us...
- Moments of conflict.

...but, honestly,

I love you with all my heart,

and it is an experience
that I would repeat someday.

Good luck with that, okay?

- Tell us how it goes.
- That's nice. Tell us how it goes.

I would do it again
a thousand times with you.

I would do it again any time.

- Suck-up.
- But without alcohol.

- Suck-up.
- Let go of each other already!

"But you're paying."
You're gonna say that.

But you're paying, okay?

I love you!

Thank you.

Come on!

Cheers!

Babe, hold on, I'll be right back.
I have a little surprise, wait for me.

Wow, okay, let's see what it is.

- That's what she said.
- Surprise?

- That's what she said four years ago.
- No.

"I have a little surprise."

That's what she said four years ago,
"I have a little surprise for you."

And she came out with the pregnancy test.

We didn't forget about your birthday.

Oh, Ale!

This is the morning song

- That King David sang
- King Vadhir sang

To pretty boys
We sing it like this

Wake up, José Eduardo, wake up

Look, it is already dawn

The birds are already singing
And the moon has set

Bravo!

Here, lend me your ring.

Four pigeons flying...

Hold on, this is for the wish.

Happy birthday.

- Yeah.
- Happy birthday.

Lightly so you don't spit on it.

No, man, no!

No! With double...

These are magic candles.

Come on!

I just smoked a...

I made a lot of wishes,
including making another trip.