De Viaje Con Los Derbez (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - La Cabra Siempre Tira al Monte - full transcript
Frustrados con los planes de Eugenio, Aislinn y Mauricio toman control del viaje y llevan a la familia a Essaouira, un pueblo familiar al lado del mar. Un paseo en bici acaba mal y alguien se acerca demasiado a una cabra.
Let's go!
There! Are we taking that one?
I can't believe it.
We're finally leaving this place.
We're here! We're leaving!
Well, Ais and Mau decided
to take control of the trip...
...and we're going to a place
called Essaouira.
Finally!
Because Marrakesh has been
a little bit... stressful.
I got the van ready.
The van is perfect.
I have no complaints.
The surprise is that I'm driving.
What?
I'm nervous because I don't know
what Alessandra is going to say.
Because she gets hysterical.
Even more when she knows
someone else is driving.
- Seriously?
- Yes.
That way we'll get there faster.
- No.
- Let's go.
- You're going to drive?
- Yes.
I don't want to get there faster.
I want to get there safely.
No, don't worry, Ale.
TRAVELING
WITH THE DERBEZES
Daddy.
Where's the...
- The whistle?
- Yes.
I have it here.
Don't blow it too much.
My God.
Here, can you hold the clipboard
with my list?
Okay, seriously,
can we just throw this in the trash?
I'll throw it in the trash.
- That's fine by me.
- Of course, yes.
I grab the clipboard...
Can you please just... Trash.
Trash. Thank you.
And I throw it in the trash.
- I can't stand it.
- He'll be very upset.
For the love of God, get in.
Who's going up front with me?
Who wants to ride shotgun?
- Hold on.
- Hurry up.
Hurry. Like a cow. Like cattle.
Damn.
There are two girls on board.
A baby and a little girl, please.
Don't worry.
Vadhir!
It's an adventure.
And now you have a hysterical mom, too.
Vadhir.
Do you know the address?
I put it on your phone.
Okay, let me check.
Do we know where we're going
or are we lost?
- To Essaouira, right?
- We're going to Essaouira.
We took the reins of the trip, finally.
Excuse me.
So you're going to be
in charge of the trip?
Yes, Dad. I didn't like the things
you made us do.
We're going to do stuff that I like to do
and the rest of us like to do.
More kid-friendly stuff.
I had proposed fun things. They're...
Give me my list. Give me my...
my clipboard with my list.
I threw it in the trash, Dad.
- You trashed it?
- Yes, Dad.
At the hotel.
Why? It was mine.
I bought it with my money.
I gave Aislinn my clipboard
for a second...
...where I had a list of all the things
I wanted to do on this trip.
And the information on it was very, very,
very interesting.
I can't believe this lack of respect.
Dad. Don't be mad, Dad.
I spent a month looking up places,
what the most important attractions were.
There are goats that climb up trees.
Yes!
And I wrote at what kilometer marker...
- Check this out.
- Oh, no.
At what marker the goats
- that climb trees were.
- Dad.
- I checked...
- And now we're not gonna know
because of you.
The tree goats are on the way
to Essaouira.
- But at what marker?
- Are we going to see them?
At some point... Look for them.
We'll see them at some point.
- Are we going to be like...
- Yes!
Looking at every tree to see
if there's a goat in it?
The fun is looking for them. Relax.
All right.
I'll relax.
See? Look.
I'm very relaxed.
It's my list. I mean,
why did she throw it away?
And besides it being disrespectful,
honestly, they're the ones missing out.
I had information I compiled for a month.
You have to be considerate.
That was like his treasure, man.
But it's absurd!
You have to be more flexible.
Look who's talking.
The one who isn't flexible at all.
Have I not been flexible
the last few days?
The flexibility you've dealt with.
I feel like a gymnast.
Look! It's the goats!
The goats in the tree!
Where's my phone? Hold on.
Where?
No way!
Look.
Just look at the goats in the tree.
It's the weirdest and most bizarre thing
I've ever seen in my life.
- Dad.
- Yes?
Hurry up!
"Please, Daddy."
Please, Daddy.
Okay, get out. Open the door.
Can you believe this?
- It's incredible.
- It's incredible, it's crazy.
It looks fake, doesn't it?
No, it looks like...
It's a Christmas tree.
Just look at it.
Once again I had a couple of drinks and...
I acted the giddy goat.
Exactly, just like he's showing you.
Yes. Wow!
Thank you.
Look here, Aitana.
Aitana is fascinated.
Fascinated with the goats, especially
with two baby goats they have there.
Do you want to hold it, Daddy?
Aitana is happy.
She loves animals and loves to pet them
and hold them.
That goat that's all the way up there,
- did it jump?
- That's where it got.
Obviously, it didn't make it there,
but it kept going and made it up there.
- What's your concern?
- What's your problem?
I'm worried that maybe
they can't get down.
What if that goat can't get down?
Yeah, that goat looks
really worried. Look.
No, but I don't know
what's going on inside its head.
What if it's afraid of heights
and it's just in shock?
Because this tree has like...
- Fruit.
- It has thorns.
- No. Listen...
- It does have thorns as well.
See how they never listen?
- When I talk, no one listens.
- We are listening. I'm listening.
I'm talking. Listen.
- Listen.
- So disrespectful.
Listen to me.
That's not fair.
The tree is crooked, so it's like
they have stairs to climb up the tree.
That's why they're in this tree
and not the others.
"A tree that grows crooked..."
"Serves as a ladder for goats."
Obviously, it's also because of the fruit.
Come on, baby. Let's go, honey.
I want to give it a kiss.
No, don't kiss it, it's dirty
and it has ticks. Look.
Just give it a hug.
It's pooping, it's pooping!
Move your hand!
It's pooping!
It pooped on her hand.
Don't worry, we'll clean it.
Hold on, don't touch it.
We have to clean her hand.
It pooped on her hand.
Well, it could've been worse.
She could have eaten it.
It's pooping, it's pooping!
Move your hand!
It could've been Fiona's poop.
It pooped on her hand.
No.
Let's get your hands clean. Come on.
Do you have a wipe?
- Yes.
- Bye.
- We'll help you later.
- Bye-bye!
- Aitana.
- We'll help you tomorrow!
3 HOURS LATER
- How's it going, Vadhir?
- How's it going?
How much longer till we get there?
Soon. We're almost there. Stop.
And if you look out the left side
of the vehicle,
you'll see the beautiful ocean.
This is so cool.
It's like we're entering a castle.
We finally made it to the ocean.
It's like arriving
in a magical little town.
This is beautiful.
It looks incredible.
This is something else!
See? I told you we should come here.
- My dad did not plan on coming here.
- Bravo, Ais!
Don't I deserve a round of applause?
Yes!
Give it up for Ais!
- Is it here?
- Yes.
Come in.
- It's so beautiful, isn't it?
- So cool!
It's so beautiful.
It's really, really, really cool.
Let's go up.
The Riad is completely different.
I think it's the opposite of the hotel
we were at. Don't you agree?
Yes, because this one has
a Moroccan flavor to it.
It's really nice.
Now this is Morocco.
Yes. I'm so glad we chose this.
Look.
You're finally going to have
your own room.
I love this, Ais. Well done.
It's like a mini-house.
What's incredible is arriving
to a cozy little house
where we're all in the same space.
Everyone has their own room,
but it's like we're all living
in the same house.
Which is great on the one hand,
but not on the other.
Why?
Okay, everyone is gonna have
their own room.
No fucking way. Seriously?
Nice going, potty mouth.
- What did you say?
- No.
- So vulgar.
- No frigging way.
I come in, and with all the patience
in the world...
This guy.
...I survey the situation.
Any of these two.
Which one works best for you?
This one is fine.
Yes, this one, if you want.
We keep leaving every room.
My dad says, "Let's go here."
Ais and Mauricio are like,
"Let's go here."
Vadhir, like a hungry dog,
runs over to get over there.
I can take the room upstairs if you want.
And so, I go all the way upstairs.
All done?
And I see that it's a comfortable room.
I'm upstairs. Upstairs is better for me.
- Really?
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
- Right, he can smoke there.
Do you still smoke?
I think I'm quitting tomorrow.
Cigarettes and alcohol have
always been an issue between us.
And I've never wanted to give in
because I feel that giving him permission
and saying, "No problem, son,
you can smoke in front of me,"
is like giving him permission
to keep hurting himself.
And I'm sorry,
but I don't agree with that.
- Let's open a bottle of wine!
- Definitely.
When you don't smoke you drink.
But she said...
- You are a bad example for my kids.
- I...
My God.
I'm not a bad example
for your kids, Eugenio.
We were already like this.
I feel really uncomfortable when
he bothers me or criticizes me
or rants about what I do and what I don't.
That's not true. I love you.
...it makes me uncomfortable.
I really don't like it.
All right. We're done here.
Good morning.
- Hello.
- Hello.
Did you hear the chanting
at 5:30 in the morning?
Terrible, like, super loud.
In Morocco,
because this is a country that's...
- Muslim.
- Muslim.
They pray, what?
Five times a day, I think.
You can hear it everywhere,
but in Marrakesh we didn't even notice
because you don't hear it in the hotel.
But in Essaouira...
Well, I woke you up. You didn't hear it.
Alessandra was saying,
"What's that? What's that?"
Ale was like, "I'm scared.
"Eugenio, I'm scared, do something!"
One of the things I told Ais was,
"You'll see how nice it is.
"You'll wake up to chanting and chorus."
- No, you guys just get scared.
- Yes.
What do you want to do today?
If I had my list,
the one you threw
in the trash yesterday...
No, look.
Essaouira wasn't even on your list.
The beauty is in the adventure,
- the mystery.
- Exactly. When it's improvised.
- Definitely.
- We should rent some bikes.
- I suggest we...
- That's a good idea.
Yes, I want to ride a bike.
Being there at the Riad, living together,
and especially having breakfast,
it made me feel at home again,
like when they were kids.
Do you remember when we went
to Juárez for the papers?
What a good trip.
My dad treated me the worst on that trip.
He said terrible things to me,
he humiliated me,
- he scolded me.
- What are you talking about?
Hold on. I'll tell you the story.
They had to get their visas
to go to the United States,
and they had to get it
at the consulate in Juárez.
And José Eduardo's hair
was about this big.
This size.
It was not straightened and like an afro.
If I'd straightened it,
it would've come down to here.
I had very long hair.
When we get there, he says,
"I forgot my gel."
"We're going to see the consul.
"I don't want the consul to see you
when you take off your cap and go...
"'What the fuck?'
"You can't go like that."
So, at 4:00 in the morning,
he got up to get his gel.
He came out with a tub,
and I'm not going to lie...
Mau, that thing was...
I'm not exaggerating.
This is how he came out of the pharmacy.
It was easily a gallon of gel.
And I said to him...
"José Eduardo, what is that?"
"Well, it's the only one they had."
Give me a break.
Why do they care if I want my gel?
I mean, even if it were 20 pounds of gel,
it doesn't matter.
I want my gel.
So we brought it into the consulate
because it didn't fit in any suitcase.
- And the young man...
- Like this?
...holding his gel like this,
saying hello to the consul.
With the big tub of gel.
I said, "They're going to deny our visa."
José Eduardo's expired visa
is nowhere to be found.
I went crazy.
"We came all the way to Juárez.
I mean, we came all the way here."
"Well, you didn't tell me
I had to bring it, Dad."
I got so mad.
"Call your mother. Call anyone."
So he called his house, he talked to
his aunt, his grandmother, his mother.
Everyone looking for the visa.
They went crazy.
He had it.
He couldn't find it.
- Wait, what?
- What?
We could've killed him.
After that huge scolding...
Did you have it on you or you had it in...
I put it away and I forgot.
I had it somewhere.
But were you able
to process the visa or...
- Yes, we were.
- Okay.
But then,
for the next two days,
I couldn't get the young man
- and the aunt...
- Have some coffee.
...off my back.
Every 10 minutes, his aunt would call,
because he calls her "doll."
Why do you call your aunt "doll"?
Who calls their aunt "doll"?
I swear, it was only 10 minutes.
Am I right?
"Hello. What's up, doll?
"No. He still hasn't apologized."
The aunt called three times
to make sure I had apologized.
That is very kooky.
What?
Look at José Eduardo's face.
Let's go get the bicycles.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
Come on, babe!
I can't, babe. Wait for me.
Where's the bicycle store?
The street is crowded.
- Yes.
- I don't know how we're going
to ride bikes on such a crowded street.
Which way is it?
That way.
Let's see.
You just ride around saying,
"Look out, look out."
Because they don't even have a horn.
People make horn sounds with their mouths.
Bikes!
Here?
What's yours like?
People will think it's a donkey
and not a bike.
Well, all right.
Let's hear yours, what's yours?
- That's so basic.
- No?
Guard her with your life.
- What?
- With your life.
This way first.
- No, to the right.
- The other way first.
This way first.
Always trying to confuse people. This way.
It's messed up that no one pays attention.
Seriously, please, be careful,
okay, babe?
Yes, yes.
They're in poor condition, right?
This one is pretty bad.
Like when you took us to Valle
when we were kids.
This is what they have!
- This is what they have.
- It's what they have.
You see how cool, Aitana?
Come on, team!
Let's go, bikers!
Hey, they're going the wrong way.
Or are we the ones going the wrong way?
- Are they all coming?
- What?
Are they all coming?
Yeah. Mau is here. Mau is here.
- Come on!
- And Vadhir is up front.
Hey, where is Ais?
- Ais is not with you?
- No.
Mau, wasn't she behind us?
She was behind me,
and suddenly I don't know what happened.
Babe, Ais is missing.
- Hold on. Ais is missing.
- Stop. Ais is missing.
Let's wait for Vadhir and...
I'll go back.
Ais disappears,
and the first thing I think is,
"What am I going to say to her dad?"
But we told them not to split up.
I thought she was with you guys.
Let's go look for them.
Come on.
Don't get lost, babe.
I won't.
They've explained to us,
since we arrived in Morocco,
that women can't be alone
out there for security.
Mauricio and I went back
and started searching the streets.
And we began to worry because
maybe she went into an alleyway
or something and we couldn't find her.
I'm lost. I have no idea where I am.
I don't see anyone in front or behind me.
There was a moment when I thought,
"Okay, so...
"I'm gonna go even faster than Mauricio
and I'm gonna go way ahead."
And I couldn't find her.
I couldn't find her.
I was about to turn around,
and then I finally saw her.
- What the hell?
- Everyone's looking for you.
- What the hell, Aislinn?
- Where were you?
- What happened?
- I don't like this.
- What's wrong?
- What did you do?
We were all so worried.
- You freaked us out.
- I was scared too,
and I thought, "Why did everyone
leave without me?"
I kept going and thinking,
"Where are they?"
- You can't do that.
- You can't go off alone, Ais.
- Of course, I can't go alone.
- You can't go off alone in this country.
I didn't notice.
I really didn't notice.
Can't you see in front of you
and notice we're not there?
Yes, that's why I started going faster,
thinking, "Where are they?"
I don't have eyes in the back
of my head, Ais.
- I just know that you were behind me.
- But, I mean...
...and then I start seeing
- that everyone is turning around.
- Listen...
Your dad, José Eduardo,
- Vadhir, Alessandra.
- Okay.
- Everyone is turning.
- Okay.
- I turn around...
- Okay, listen.
- ...and when I turn back...
- Let me... All right.
...you're not there.
There are so many people here.
Be careful with Aitana, please.
God, why can't we go out
like a normal family, one after the other?
I mean, why can't we go like...
We always take forever.
We haven't been
on the bikes for two minutes,
and there's already drama.
There's already a problem.
I kept going because I thought,
"Mauricio is lagging behind,
they all left already."
You have to pay more attention.
Careful, babe.
Babe, go in front.
No, I'm not going in front.
Alessandra never wants to go
in front of me
just because she wants to be behind
so she can look after Aitana.
- That's not true.
- Yes, it is true.
It'd be easier for me to follow you.
No.
- Admit it.
- It's not because of that.
- Admit it.
- It's not because of that.
Admit it.
You're just never careful with Aitana.
Hello!
We're here at the beach in Morocco.
Look at this.
I thought we needed a little adrenaline.
And what better than a bike race?
I bet I could race you and win.
Yeah, right.
- Okay, let's do it.
- Let's do it?
Are you up for it?
- Show me what you've got.
- All right.
Okay, right here on the line.
- Okay, we'll start from here.
- Understood?
We go around to the left,
take the curve to the left,
and there's a line there.
The last one we see,
that's the finish line.
I don't understand
why everything has to be a competition.
Well, I've realized that,
with this family,
you can't have
a nice, calm ride, you know?
In this family,
everything is a competition.
I'm sick of it.
Everything is a competition
in this family.
Let's do it already, for God's sake.
I'm very competitive,
and it's something
I've passed along to my kids.
I'm not sure that
it's a good thing, but...
Well, it is what it is.
- That's the way it is.
- That's the way it is.
Ready?
The one who's always followed
my footsteps is Vadhir. He's...
Well, he's the most competitive one.
- Whenever we do sports...
- This is why I don't come.
Because he's more into sports!
Don't be jealous.
- Are we gonna...
- Be very careful, babe.
Be careful with the people, babe.
Don't run anyone over.
One, two...
Obviously, I'm going to win.
- What?
- I mean, there's no doubt I'm gonna win.
You're the least athletic out of everyone.
What are you talking about?
So what? You don't know
these powerful and firm legs.
The powerful straw legs
that go like this...
You poor idiot.
You wish I had straw legs, jerk.
Three!
Be careful with Aitana!
God!
Take that! I'm beating all of them.
Sorry!
What's up? What's up, bro?
I want to say that I'm very proud
because you made very good time.
You did a good job.
Dude, these straw legs
are good for something.
Look, I got here twice as fast as Ale.
- You're not carrying a little girl!
- Neither are you!
Okay. Come here.
Vadhir won, yes, but why did he win?
Because I have Aitana in the back.
- Yeah, right.
- Of course.
Someday we have to race, you and I.
- Without the girl.
- Why not right now?
Same bikes.
Why not now? Are you scared or what?
He's chickening out.
Come on, let's just do it fast.
José Eduardo, you and I.
Hey, Mom, take Aitana so that...
Right. Okay.
- You said it, we're on.
- Come on.
By the edge.
Come on, let's race. Let's go, come on.
On your mark.
Get set.
Go!
Hey, you cut me off, Vadhir!
Mauricio is by the edge of a wall,
and then I'm next to him and...
And you almost killed him.
- And the girl with him, for God's sake.
- The baby was with him...
Please, somebody tie him up.
He'll be okay, but the blessed child?
- Poor little thing.
- Poor little thing.
And I beat everyone.
- Dad won!
- I'm carrying a baby girl.
Daddy won!
Take that!
Take that!
Clap for Daddy.
Good job, babe.
Take that!
Vadhir cheated.
Were you nervous when I had Kai
on my back on the bike?
Me? No.
Good, right?
Good. Good.
Good.
The ego... I mean...
Well, I gave it my best, too, you know?
Were you in the race?
I can't believe my dad won.
- You were doing good.
- Right, I was doing good...
- He lagged behind and...
- ...and then I felt the tire...
Only because his nose
is bigger than yours, Vadhir.
Yeah, he won by a nose.
I came in second, actually.
- Was he second?
- No, he wasn't.
Vadhir and I were like this,
and got there like...
I came in first and then him right after,
but in second place.
Then I was third.
Ready?
- Let's go.
- Follow me.
Go!
This is crazy. See that, babe?
Birds.
Birds.
My God!
Dude, why are you bringing them this way?
- Oh, no!
- Hold on!
We're here reporting, Joaquín.
Poop, crap, excrement from...
from a seagull on my dad.
- Pigeon poop just landed on me. Look.
- Oh, no.
- No!
- Don't tell me poop landed on you.
It's a very emotional moment
for all of us.
Back to you, Joaquín.
PORT OF ESSAOUIRA
While the entire family went in there,
where it's all very dirty and fishy,
we are going to wait for them here.
Yuck. Yucky.
They showed us some...
- Some fish, with blood and guts.
- Some disgusting fish.
Yuck!
There's zero hygiene, They toss
everything on the floor. The skin...
This is making me sick.
Actually, I think I'm going
to move further away. It's too stinky.
Okay?
Hello, birds!
We can look at the seagulls fly.
I mean, how are you
ever going to eat fish again?
There's Aislinn.
Let's go tell them that we're leaving.
Everyone, come here so we can talk.
I'm nauseous.
All right, so let's just go already.
- That's how fish are.
- Let's go, please.
I mean, this experience is cool,
- but I'm going to throw up.
- Where are Mau and Kai?
Let's go, let's go.
Where are Mau and Kai?
Mau and Kai?
Mau!
And, suddenly,
without warning and out of nowhere,
Mauricio disappeared
with my daughter.
How dare Mauricio tell me not to get lost
when he's been lost for,
what, 20 minutes?
No one knows where he is.
We can't find him.
We were all being loud
and the baby woke up, and he said,
"I'm going to put the baby to sleep.
I'll be right back." And he left.
That's the only thing he said to me,
then he got lost.
It's all in my face, your...
Shit, your cigarette smells disgusting.
I must confess,
these are the best moments of the trip.
The peacefulness.
Watching Kai sleep.
You thought we were going to stay there
waiting for you for an hour and a half
until you decided to come back?
Well, to tell you the truth,
I didn't think about it.
I mean, I just...
At least you admit you weren't thinking.
Babe, seriously, we can't have this.
You're not like this, you always warn me.
I told you, Ais!
And then 45 minutes go by
and you don't come back.
I can't believe that it
never crossed your mind that,
"He must be putting the baby to sleep."
Of course it crossed my mind.
- Well, then?
- But it never crossed my mind that,
"He's going to disappear for an hour
and a half while he's watching the baby."
- I thought you'd come right back.
- We'll never agree on this.
We're going back to the hotel.
Yes.
We have to wait for Alessandra
because she wants to come, too.
- I'm coming!
- There she is.
- We're never going to agree on this.
- No, we won't.
You know what? Enough.
Let's talk about something else.
No, it can't be that you don't understand.
No, enough. Let's talk about
something else. Enough.
- Let's go already.
- We can't take it anymore.
- I'm Team Ochmann.
- Enough. My God.
Let's go to the hotel.
I was sure that everything would get
better after we left Marrakesh.
What's going on? We're all over there.
No, we're going to the hotel.
But, hold on, babe.
Well, I think we are the problem.
No, Dad. Kai keeps crying.
- All right.
- It's too much for Kai.
I know, but hold on.
Because everything got worse.
- Enough, enough.
- What?
I'm beat. I can't take it anymore.
You have no stamina.
- I gave my 100%.
- That happens when you don't exercise.
How about that? I beat you, dude.
Well, it's your turf.
It's turf for both of you.
- Healthy life is your turf.
- Healthy life is our turf.
No. The truth is, in poker
or with some cards,
I'd beat both of you.
Let's see who's the best now.
In poker.
I would, but I don't know how to play.
I'll teach you.
- Yeah?
- Let's play poker.
I've always wanted to learn.
- A little poker.
- All right.
Just to be on the same turf.
- Let's do it.
- Good.
How much are the bets?
- Whatever we have.
- Come on.
Do you have anything on you?
Anything juicy or just some change?
Come over here. All right.
- Okay.
- Let's go to the den.
Now I'll show you.
- All right, show me.
- It's on!
Now he's gonna get all like...
- He took off his jacket.
- He's even going to warm up.
So we're going to set the mood
and everything.
Bringing out the...
- Are you gonna get drunk?
- No, I'm going to have a drink.
Well played there.
After that, whatever you want.
But first, a drink.
- I can't believe it.
- You're dirty.
Where are the poker chips?
With this. We can do it with this.
Moroccan candy?
Do you know how to do
a pair, two pairs, thirds?
- No.
- Four of a kind, straight?
The lowest is... This is nothing, right?
Yeah, this is "pachuca." You have nothing.
Nothing.
- Nothing at all.
- Why "pachuca"?
That's what you call it.
Here we go.
Look at him. With his little glass.
All that's missing is a cigarette.
- And so...
- My God.
It was a moment of mixed feelings,
of remembering
all those times my dad
judgmental about my things.
And suddenly being able
to drink my glass of wine,
being able to teach him my game, right?
What poker is.
For him to realize that poker is not
something disgraceful, you know?
That he can also have fun with his sons
and their things without criticizing them.
I'm nervous.
Now I understand why you smoke.
Do you smoke when you play?
It's when you smoke the most.
- Are you dying for a cigarette right now?
- Yes.
Two, Dad.
Go ahead, I want to see you smoke.
Never in my life have I had a drink
or smoked a cigarette.
And it's very hard for me
to see my son doing it.
And I've always judged him,
I've always pointed it out,
but today...
I want today to be different.
- All right.
- Okay.
Don't you have...
- Have what?
- What?
It's your turn.
- Are you taking any cards?
- I already took them.
Pass those to me. I want to try.
What?
- He's like, "Both of them now?"
- Hold on, I just want...
Yeah. It's not about
corrupting the other one.
- Just seeing the other one.
- Imagine if I grabbed one.
- What would you do if I lit a cigarette?
- I've never smoked in front of my dad.
- I'd shoot myself.
- You'd shoot yourself, right?
My dad just asked José Eduardo to light
a cigarette, and for me that's like...
- What? What the fuck?
- What the fuck?
And it's incredible.
Look, just because
it's the three of us alone...
I won't whoop your ass.
Who's next?
- You!
- You!
- I can't believe it. It looks so strange.
- Me neither!
You look so weird holding that cigarette.
I've never smoked in front of my dad.
It's affecting me.
Never in my life had I smoked a cigarette
in front of my dad.
Let's see it.
No way!
And you're like, "Smoking is wrong."
And that's how you quit your addiction.
No, he gave it a taste and went, "Nah."
- Okay. Now, a drink, then this.
- I feel strange watching him smoke.
Let's see it.
- Like a gangster.
- Like the gangster who...
That's how I always imagined it.
That's awesome.
- Awesome.
- I can't believe this.
Boom.
- All in.
- I'm out.
- I'm out.
- I'm out.
I've never seen you smoke.
My God.
Well, all right. Let's see. Come on.
- Is it my turn?
- Yes.
Without judging.
I want to stop being José Eduardo's father
and be his friend.
And it's like a love letter to him.
Above all, I want to say that
I'm very happy to have you here with me.
I had so much fun. I had a great time,
and I met a José Eduardo I didn't know.
And today more than ever, I love him.
I love him just the way he is.
Like that. Smoking, drinking, playing.
All right, it's your turn.
Pass.
Oh, man! This is getting serious now!
Knock on wood.
It's a very nice moment for me.
Seeing him accept his son
just the way he is.
For me, it's a great feeling
that he wants to be a part of my life.
Hold on. Don't put it out.
I'm just going to taste it for a sec.
Wow. I've never seen this.
I've never seen my dad with a cigarette.
Not even in his hand.
You can tell I don't smoke, right?
No.
My father and I having this moment
is something that I'm going to remember
for the rest of my life.
I love you, idiots.
- Me too. I love you a lot.
- Me too.
ON THE NEXT EPISODE
Listen, we really needed a rest day.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I felt violated, offended.
When is this gonna end? When?
No more, no more.
This man sometimes just crosses the line.
That's how almost all of them are.
You need to learn to control
your emotions.
You know what? I'm going to leave.
There! Are we taking that one?
I can't believe it.
We're finally leaving this place.
We're here! We're leaving!
Well, Ais and Mau decided
to take control of the trip...
...and we're going to a place
called Essaouira.
Finally!
Because Marrakesh has been
a little bit... stressful.
I got the van ready.
The van is perfect.
I have no complaints.
The surprise is that I'm driving.
What?
I'm nervous because I don't know
what Alessandra is going to say.
Because she gets hysterical.
Even more when she knows
someone else is driving.
- Seriously?
- Yes.
That way we'll get there faster.
- No.
- Let's go.
- You're going to drive?
- Yes.
I don't want to get there faster.
I want to get there safely.
No, don't worry, Ale.
TRAVELING
WITH THE DERBEZES
Daddy.
Where's the...
- The whistle?
- Yes.
I have it here.
Don't blow it too much.
My God.
Here, can you hold the clipboard
with my list?
Okay, seriously,
can we just throw this in the trash?
I'll throw it in the trash.
- That's fine by me.
- Of course, yes.
I grab the clipboard...
Can you please just... Trash.
Trash. Thank you.
And I throw it in the trash.
- I can't stand it.
- He'll be very upset.
For the love of God, get in.
Who's going up front with me?
Who wants to ride shotgun?
- Hold on.
- Hurry up.
Hurry. Like a cow. Like cattle.
Damn.
There are two girls on board.
A baby and a little girl, please.
Don't worry.
Vadhir!
It's an adventure.
And now you have a hysterical mom, too.
Vadhir.
Do you know the address?
I put it on your phone.
Okay, let me check.
Do we know where we're going
or are we lost?
- To Essaouira, right?
- We're going to Essaouira.
We took the reins of the trip, finally.
Excuse me.
So you're going to be
in charge of the trip?
Yes, Dad. I didn't like the things
you made us do.
We're going to do stuff that I like to do
and the rest of us like to do.
More kid-friendly stuff.
I had proposed fun things. They're...
Give me my list. Give me my...
my clipboard with my list.
I threw it in the trash, Dad.
- You trashed it?
- Yes, Dad.
At the hotel.
Why? It was mine.
I bought it with my money.
I gave Aislinn my clipboard
for a second...
...where I had a list of all the things
I wanted to do on this trip.
And the information on it was very, very,
very interesting.
I can't believe this lack of respect.
Dad. Don't be mad, Dad.
I spent a month looking up places,
what the most important attractions were.
There are goats that climb up trees.
Yes!
And I wrote at what kilometer marker...
- Check this out.
- Oh, no.
At what marker the goats
- that climb trees were.
- Dad.
- I checked...
- And now we're not gonna know
because of you.
The tree goats are on the way
to Essaouira.
- But at what marker?
- Are we going to see them?
At some point... Look for them.
We'll see them at some point.
- Are we going to be like...
- Yes!
Looking at every tree to see
if there's a goat in it?
The fun is looking for them. Relax.
All right.
I'll relax.
See? Look.
I'm very relaxed.
It's my list. I mean,
why did she throw it away?
And besides it being disrespectful,
honestly, they're the ones missing out.
I had information I compiled for a month.
You have to be considerate.
That was like his treasure, man.
But it's absurd!
You have to be more flexible.
Look who's talking.
The one who isn't flexible at all.
Have I not been flexible
the last few days?
The flexibility you've dealt with.
I feel like a gymnast.
Look! It's the goats!
The goats in the tree!
Where's my phone? Hold on.
Where?
No way!
Look.
Just look at the goats in the tree.
It's the weirdest and most bizarre thing
I've ever seen in my life.
- Dad.
- Yes?
Hurry up!
"Please, Daddy."
Please, Daddy.
Okay, get out. Open the door.
Can you believe this?
- It's incredible.
- It's incredible, it's crazy.
It looks fake, doesn't it?
No, it looks like...
It's a Christmas tree.
Just look at it.
Once again I had a couple of drinks and...
I acted the giddy goat.
Exactly, just like he's showing you.
Yes. Wow!
Thank you.
Look here, Aitana.
Aitana is fascinated.
Fascinated with the goats, especially
with two baby goats they have there.
Do you want to hold it, Daddy?
Aitana is happy.
She loves animals and loves to pet them
and hold them.
That goat that's all the way up there,
- did it jump?
- That's where it got.
Obviously, it didn't make it there,
but it kept going and made it up there.
- What's your concern?
- What's your problem?
I'm worried that maybe
they can't get down.
What if that goat can't get down?
Yeah, that goat looks
really worried. Look.
No, but I don't know
what's going on inside its head.
What if it's afraid of heights
and it's just in shock?
Because this tree has like...
- Fruit.
- It has thorns.
- No. Listen...
- It does have thorns as well.
See how they never listen?
- When I talk, no one listens.
- We are listening. I'm listening.
I'm talking. Listen.
- Listen.
- So disrespectful.
Listen to me.
That's not fair.
The tree is crooked, so it's like
they have stairs to climb up the tree.
That's why they're in this tree
and not the others.
"A tree that grows crooked..."
"Serves as a ladder for goats."
Obviously, it's also because of the fruit.
Come on, baby. Let's go, honey.
I want to give it a kiss.
No, don't kiss it, it's dirty
and it has ticks. Look.
Just give it a hug.
It's pooping, it's pooping!
Move your hand!
It's pooping!
It pooped on her hand.
Don't worry, we'll clean it.
Hold on, don't touch it.
We have to clean her hand.
It pooped on her hand.
Well, it could've been worse.
She could have eaten it.
It's pooping, it's pooping!
Move your hand!
It could've been Fiona's poop.
It pooped on her hand.
No.
Let's get your hands clean. Come on.
Do you have a wipe?
- Yes.
- Bye.
- We'll help you later.
- Bye-bye!
- Aitana.
- We'll help you tomorrow!
3 HOURS LATER
- How's it going, Vadhir?
- How's it going?
How much longer till we get there?
Soon. We're almost there. Stop.
And if you look out the left side
of the vehicle,
you'll see the beautiful ocean.
This is so cool.
It's like we're entering a castle.
We finally made it to the ocean.
It's like arriving
in a magical little town.
This is beautiful.
It looks incredible.
This is something else!
See? I told you we should come here.
- My dad did not plan on coming here.
- Bravo, Ais!
Don't I deserve a round of applause?
Yes!
Give it up for Ais!
- Is it here?
- Yes.
Come in.
- It's so beautiful, isn't it?
- So cool!
It's so beautiful.
It's really, really, really cool.
Let's go up.
The Riad is completely different.
I think it's the opposite of the hotel
we were at. Don't you agree?
Yes, because this one has
a Moroccan flavor to it.
It's really nice.
Now this is Morocco.
Yes. I'm so glad we chose this.
Look.
You're finally going to have
your own room.
I love this, Ais. Well done.
It's like a mini-house.
What's incredible is arriving
to a cozy little house
where we're all in the same space.
Everyone has their own room,
but it's like we're all living
in the same house.
Which is great on the one hand,
but not on the other.
Why?
Okay, everyone is gonna have
their own room.
No fucking way. Seriously?
Nice going, potty mouth.
- What did you say?
- No.
- So vulgar.
- No frigging way.
I come in, and with all the patience
in the world...
This guy.
...I survey the situation.
Any of these two.
Which one works best for you?
This one is fine.
Yes, this one, if you want.
We keep leaving every room.
My dad says, "Let's go here."
Ais and Mauricio are like,
"Let's go here."
Vadhir, like a hungry dog,
runs over to get over there.
I can take the room upstairs if you want.
And so, I go all the way upstairs.
All done?
And I see that it's a comfortable room.
I'm upstairs. Upstairs is better for me.
- Really?
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
- Right, he can smoke there.
Do you still smoke?
I think I'm quitting tomorrow.
Cigarettes and alcohol have
always been an issue between us.
And I've never wanted to give in
because I feel that giving him permission
and saying, "No problem, son,
you can smoke in front of me,"
is like giving him permission
to keep hurting himself.
And I'm sorry,
but I don't agree with that.
- Let's open a bottle of wine!
- Definitely.
When you don't smoke you drink.
But she said...
- You are a bad example for my kids.
- I...
My God.
I'm not a bad example
for your kids, Eugenio.
We were already like this.
I feel really uncomfortable when
he bothers me or criticizes me
or rants about what I do and what I don't.
That's not true. I love you.
...it makes me uncomfortable.
I really don't like it.
All right. We're done here.
Good morning.
- Hello.
- Hello.
Did you hear the chanting
at 5:30 in the morning?
Terrible, like, super loud.
In Morocco,
because this is a country that's...
- Muslim.
- Muslim.
They pray, what?
Five times a day, I think.
You can hear it everywhere,
but in Marrakesh we didn't even notice
because you don't hear it in the hotel.
But in Essaouira...
Well, I woke you up. You didn't hear it.
Alessandra was saying,
"What's that? What's that?"
Ale was like, "I'm scared.
"Eugenio, I'm scared, do something!"
One of the things I told Ais was,
"You'll see how nice it is.
"You'll wake up to chanting and chorus."
- No, you guys just get scared.
- Yes.
What do you want to do today?
If I had my list,
the one you threw
in the trash yesterday...
No, look.
Essaouira wasn't even on your list.
The beauty is in the adventure,
- the mystery.
- Exactly. When it's improvised.
- Definitely.
- We should rent some bikes.
- I suggest we...
- That's a good idea.
Yes, I want to ride a bike.
Being there at the Riad, living together,
and especially having breakfast,
it made me feel at home again,
like when they were kids.
Do you remember when we went
to Juárez for the papers?
What a good trip.
My dad treated me the worst on that trip.
He said terrible things to me,
he humiliated me,
- he scolded me.
- What are you talking about?
Hold on. I'll tell you the story.
They had to get their visas
to go to the United States,
and they had to get it
at the consulate in Juárez.
And José Eduardo's hair
was about this big.
This size.
It was not straightened and like an afro.
If I'd straightened it,
it would've come down to here.
I had very long hair.
When we get there, he says,
"I forgot my gel."
"We're going to see the consul.
"I don't want the consul to see you
when you take off your cap and go...
"'What the fuck?'
"You can't go like that."
So, at 4:00 in the morning,
he got up to get his gel.
He came out with a tub,
and I'm not going to lie...
Mau, that thing was...
I'm not exaggerating.
This is how he came out of the pharmacy.
It was easily a gallon of gel.
And I said to him...
"José Eduardo, what is that?"
"Well, it's the only one they had."
Give me a break.
Why do they care if I want my gel?
I mean, even if it were 20 pounds of gel,
it doesn't matter.
I want my gel.
So we brought it into the consulate
because it didn't fit in any suitcase.
- And the young man...
- Like this?
...holding his gel like this,
saying hello to the consul.
With the big tub of gel.
I said, "They're going to deny our visa."
José Eduardo's expired visa
is nowhere to be found.
I went crazy.
"We came all the way to Juárez.
I mean, we came all the way here."
"Well, you didn't tell me
I had to bring it, Dad."
I got so mad.
"Call your mother. Call anyone."
So he called his house, he talked to
his aunt, his grandmother, his mother.
Everyone looking for the visa.
They went crazy.
He had it.
He couldn't find it.
- Wait, what?
- What?
We could've killed him.
After that huge scolding...
Did you have it on you or you had it in...
I put it away and I forgot.
I had it somewhere.
But were you able
to process the visa or...
- Yes, we were.
- Okay.
But then,
for the next two days,
I couldn't get the young man
- and the aunt...
- Have some coffee.
...off my back.
Every 10 minutes, his aunt would call,
because he calls her "doll."
Why do you call your aunt "doll"?
Who calls their aunt "doll"?
I swear, it was only 10 minutes.
Am I right?
"Hello. What's up, doll?
"No. He still hasn't apologized."
The aunt called three times
to make sure I had apologized.
That is very kooky.
What?
Look at José Eduardo's face.
Let's go get the bicycles.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
Come on, babe!
I can't, babe. Wait for me.
Where's the bicycle store?
The street is crowded.
- Yes.
- I don't know how we're going
to ride bikes on such a crowded street.
Which way is it?
That way.
Let's see.
You just ride around saying,
"Look out, look out."
Because they don't even have a horn.
People make horn sounds with their mouths.
Bikes!
Here?
What's yours like?
People will think it's a donkey
and not a bike.
Well, all right.
Let's hear yours, what's yours?
- That's so basic.
- No?
Guard her with your life.
- What?
- With your life.
This way first.
- No, to the right.
- The other way first.
This way first.
Always trying to confuse people. This way.
It's messed up that no one pays attention.
Seriously, please, be careful,
okay, babe?
Yes, yes.
They're in poor condition, right?
This one is pretty bad.
Like when you took us to Valle
when we were kids.
This is what they have!
- This is what they have.
- It's what they have.
You see how cool, Aitana?
Come on, team!
Let's go, bikers!
Hey, they're going the wrong way.
Or are we the ones going the wrong way?
- Are they all coming?
- What?
Are they all coming?
Yeah. Mau is here. Mau is here.
- Come on!
- And Vadhir is up front.
Hey, where is Ais?
- Ais is not with you?
- No.
Mau, wasn't she behind us?
She was behind me,
and suddenly I don't know what happened.
Babe, Ais is missing.
- Hold on. Ais is missing.
- Stop. Ais is missing.
Let's wait for Vadhir and...
I'll go back.
Ais disappears,
and the first thing I think is,
"What am I going to say to her dad?"
But we told them not to split up.
I thought she was with you guys.
Let's go look for them.
Come on.
Don't get lost, babe.
I won't.
They've explained to us,
since we arrived in Morocco,
that women can't be alone
out there for security.
Mauricio and I went back
and started searching the streets.
And we began to worry because
maybe she went into an alleyway
or something and we couldn't find her.
I'm lost. I have no idea where I am.
I don't see anyone in front or behind me.
There was a moment when I thought,
"Okay, so...
"I'm gonna go even faster than Mauricio
and I'm gonna go way ahead."
And I couldn't find her.
I couldn't find her.
I was about to turn around,
and then I finally saw her.
- What the hell?
- Everyone's looking for you.
- What the hell, Aislinn?
- Where were you?
- What happened?
- I don't like this.
- What's wrong?
- What did you do?
We were all so worried.
- You freaked us out.
- I was scared too,
and I thought, "Why did everyone
leave without me?"
I kept going and thinking,
"Where are they?"
- You can't do that.
- You can't go off alone, Ais.
- Of course, I can't go alone.
- You can't go off alone in this country.
I didn't notice.
I really didn't notice.
Can't you see in front of you
and notice we're not there?
Yes, that's why I started going faster,
thinking, "Where are they?"
I don't have eyes in the back
of my head, Ais.
- I just know that you were behind me.
- But, I mean...
...and then I start seeing
- that everyone is turning around.
- Listen...
Your dad, José Eduardo,
- Vadhir, Alessandra.
- Okay.
- Everyone is turning.
- Okay.
- I turn around...
- Okay, listen.
- ...and when I turn back...
- Let me... All right.
...you're not there.
There are so many people here.
Be careful with Aitana, please.
God, why can't we go out
like a normal family, one after the other?
I mean, why can't we go like...
We always take forever.
We haven't been
on the bikes for two minutes,
and there's already drama.
There's already a problem.
I kept going because I thought,
"Mauricio is lagging behind,
they all left already."
You have to pay more attention.
Careful, babe.
Babe, go in front.
No, I'm not going in front.
Alessandra never wants to go
in front of me
just because she wants to be behind
so she can look after Aitana.
- That's not true.
- Yes, it is true.
It'd be easier for me to follow you.
No.
- Admit it.
- It's not because of that.
- Admit it.
- It's not because of that.
Admit it.
You're just never careful with Aitana.
Hello!
We're here at the beach in Morocco.
Look at this.
I thought we needed a little adrenaline.
And what better than a bike race?
I bet I could race you and win.
Yeah, right.
- Okay, let's do it.
- Let's do it?
Are you up for it?
- Show me what you've got.
- All right.
Okay, right here on the line.
- Okay, we'll start from here.
- Understood?
We go around to the left,
take the curve to the left,
and there's a line there.
The last one we see,
that's the finish line.
I don't understand
why everything has to be a competition.
Well, I've realized that,
with this family,
you can't have
a nice, calm ride, you know?
In this family,
everything is a competition.
I'm sick of it.
Everything is a competition
in this family.
Let's do it already, for God's sake.
I'm very competitive,
and it's something
I've passed along to my kids.
I'm not sure that
it's a good thing, but...
Well, it is what it is.
- That's the way it is.
- That's the way it is.
Ready?
The one who's always followed
my footsteps is Vadhir. He's...
Well, he's the most competitive one.
- Whenever we do sports...
- This is why I don't come.
Because he's more into sports!
Don't be jealous.
- Are we gonna...
- Be very careful, babe.
Be careful with the people, babe.
Don't run anyone over.
One, two...
Obviously, I'm going to win.
- What?
- I mean, there's no doubt I'm gonna win.
You're the least athletic out of everyone.
What are you talking about?
So what? You don't know
these powerful and firm legs.
The powerful straw legs
that go like this...
You poor idiot.
You wish I had straw legs, jerk.
Three!
Be careful with Aitana!
God!
Take that! I'm beating all of them.
Sorry!
What's up? What's up, bro?
I want to say that I'm very proud
because you made very good time.
You did a good job.
Dude, these straw legs
are good for something.
Look, I got here twice as fast as Ale.
- You're not carrying a little girl!
- Neither are you!
Okay. Come here.
Vadhir won, yes, but why did he win?
Because I have Aitana in the back.
- Yeah, right.
- Of course.
Someday we have to race, you and I.
- Without the girl.
- Why not right now?
Same bikes.
Why not now? Are you scared or what?
He's chickening out.
Come on, let's just do it fast.
José Eduardo, you and I.
Hey, Mom, take Aitana so that...
Right. Okay.
- You said it, we're on.
- Come on.
By the edge.
Come on, let's race. Let's go, come on.
On your mark.
Get set.
Go!
Hey, you cut me off, Vadhir!
Mauricio is by the edge of a wall,
and then I'm next to him and...
And you almost killed him.
- And the girl with him, for God's sake.
- The baby was with him...
Please, somebody tie him up.
He'll be okay, but the blessed child?
- Poor little thing.
- Poor little thing.
And I beat everyone.
- Dad won!
- I'm carrying a baby girl.
Daddy won!
Take that!
Take that!
Clap for Daddy.
Good job, babe.
Take that!
Vadhir cheated.
Were you nervous when I had Kai
on my back on the bike?
Me? No.
Good, right?
Good. Good.
Good.
The ego... I mean...
Well, I gave it my best, too, you know?
Were you in the race?
I can't believe my dad won.
- You were doing good.
- Right, I was doing good...
- He lagged behind and...
- ...and then I felt the tire...
Only because his nose
is bigger than yours, Vadhir.
Yeah, he won by a nose.
I came in second, actually.
- Was he second?
- No, he wasn't.
Vadhir and I were like this,
and got there like...
I came in first and then him right after,
but in second place.
Then I was third.
Ready?
- Let's go.
- Follow me.
Go!
This is crazy. See that, babe?
Birds.
Birds.
My God!
Dude, why are you bringing them this way?
- Oh, no!
- Hold on!
We're here reporting, Joaquín.
Poop, crap, excrement from...
from a seagull on my dad.
- Pigeon poop just landed on me. Look.
- Oh, no.
- No!
- Don't tell me poop landed on you.
It's a very emotional moment
for all of us.
Back to you, Joaquín.
PORT OF ESSAOUIRA
While the entire family went in there,
where it's all very dirty and fishy,
we are going to wait for them here.
Yuck. Yucky.
They showed us some...
- Some fish, with blood and guts.
- Some disgusting fish.
Yuck!
There's zero hygiene, They toss
everything on the floor. The skin...
This is making me sick.
Actually, I think I'm going
to move further away. It's too stinky.
Okay?
Hello, birds!
We can look at the seagulls fly.
I mean, how are you
ever going to eat fish again?
There's Aislinn.
Let's go tell them that we're leaving.
Everyone, come here so we can talk.
I'm nauseous.
All right, so let's just go already.
- That's how fish are.
- Let's go, please.
I mean, this experience is cool,
- but I'm going to throw up.
- Where are Mau and Kai?
Let's go, let's go.
Where are Mau and Kai?
Mau and Kai?
Mau!
And, suddenly,
without warning and out of nowhere,
Mauricio disappeared
with my daughter.
How dare Mauricio tell me not to get lost
when he's been lost for,
what, 20 minutes?
No one knows where he is.
We can't find him.
We were all being loud
and the baby woke up, and he said,
"I'm going to put the baby to sleep.
I'll be right back." And he left.
That's the only thing he said to me,
then he got lost.
It's all in my face, your...
Shit, your cigarette smells disgusting.
I must confess,
these are the best moments of the trip.
The peacefulness.
Watching Kai sleep.
You thought we were going to stay there
waiting for you for an hour and a half
until you decided to come back?
Well, to tell you the truth,
I didn't think about it.
I mean, I just...
At least you admit you weren't thinking.
Babe, seriously, we can't have this.
You're not like this, you always warn me.
I told you, Ais!
And then 45 minutes go by
and you don't come back.
I can't believe that it
never crossed your mind that,
"He must be putting the baby to sleep."
Of course it crossed my mind.
- Well, then?
- But it never crossed my mind that,
"He's going to disappear for an hour
and a half while he's watching the baby."
- I thought you'd come right back.
- We'll never agree on this.
We're going back to the hotel.
Yes.
We have to wait for Alessandra
because she wants to come, too.
- I'm coming!
- There she is.
- We're never going to agree on this.
- No, we won't.
You know what? Enough.
Let's talk about something else.
No, it can't be that you don't understand.
No, enough. Let's talk about
something else. Enough.
- Let's go already.
- We can't take it anymore.
- I'm Team Ochmann.
- Enough. My God.
Let's go to the hotel.
I was sure that everything would get
better after we left Marrakesh.
What's going on? We're all over there.
No, we're going to the hotel.
But, hold on, babe.
Well, I think we are the problem.
No, Dad. Kai keeps crying.
- All right.
- It's too much for Kai.
I know, but hold on.
Because everything got worse.
- Enough, enough.
- What?
I'm beat. I can't take it anymore.
You have no stamina.
- I gave my 100%.
- That happens when you don't exercise.
How about that? I beat you, dude.
Well, it's your turf.
It's turf for both of you.
- Healthy life is your turf.
- Healthy life is our turf.
No. The truth is, in poker
or with some cards,
I'd beat both of you.
Let's see who's the best now.
In poker.
I would, but I don't know how to play.
I'll teach you.
- Yeah?
- Let's play poker.
I've always wanted to learn.
- A little poker.
- All right.
Just to be on the same turf.
- Let's do it.
- Good.
How much are the bets?
- Whatever we have.
- Come on.
Do you have anything on you?
Anything juicy or just some change?
Come over here. All right.
- Okay.
- Let's go to the den.
Now I'll show you.
- All right, show me.
- It's on!
Now he's gonna get all like...
- He took off his jacket.
- He's even going to warm up.
So we're going to set the mood
and everything.
Bringing out the...
- Are you gonna get drunk?
- No, I'm going to have a drink.
Well played there.
After that, whatever you want.
But first, a drink.
- I can't believe it.
- You're dirty.
Where are the poker chips?
With this. We can do it with this.
Moroccan candy?
Do you know how to do
a pair, two pairs, thirds?
- No.
- Four of a kind, straight?
The lowest is... This is nothing, right?
Yeah, this is "pachuca." You have nothing.
Nothing.
- Nothing at all.
- Why "pachuca"?
That's what you call it.
Here we go.
Look at him. With his little glass.
All that's missing is a cigarette.
- And so...
- My God.
It was a moment of mixed feelings,
of remembering
all those times my dad
judgmental about my things.
And suddenly being able
to drink my glass of wine,
being able to teach him my game, right?
What poker is.
For him to realize that poker is not
something disgraceful, you know?
That he can also have fun with his sons
and their things without criticizing them.
I'm nervous.
Now I understand why you smoke.
Do you smoke when you play?
It's when you smoke the most.
- Are you dying for a cigarette right now?
- Yes.
Two, Dad.
Go ahead, I want to see you smoke.
Never in my life have I had a drink
or smoked a cigarette.
And it's very hard for me
to see my son doing it.
And I've always judged him,
I've always pointed it out,
but today...
I want today to be different.
- All right.
- Okay.
Don't you have...
- Have what?
- What?
It's your turn.
- Are you taking any cards?
- I already took them.
Pass those to me. I want to try.
What?
- He's like, "Both of them now?"
- Hold on, I just want...
Yeah. It's not about
corrupting the other one.
- Just seeing the other one.
- Imagine if I grabbed one.
- What would you do if I lit a cigarette?
- I've never smoked in front of my dad.
- I'd shoot myself.
- You'd shoot yourself, right?
My dad just asked José Eduardo to light
a cigarette, and for me that's like...
- What? What the fuck?
- What the fuck?
And it's incredible.
Look, just because
it's the three of us alone...
I won't whoop your ass.
Who's next?
- You!
- You!
- I can't believe it. It looks so strange.
- Me neither!
You look so weird holding that cigarette.
I've never smoked in front of my dad.
It's affecting me.
Never in my life had I smoked a cigarette
in front of my dad.
Let's see it.
No way!
And you're like, "Smoking is wrong."
And that's how you quit your addiction.
No, he gave it a taste and went, "Nah."
- Okay. Now, a drink, then this.
- I feel strange watching him smoke.
Let's see it.
- Like a gangster.
- Like the gangster who...
That's how I always imagined it.
That's awesome.
- Awesome.
- I can't believe this.
Boom.
- All in.
- I'm out.
- I'm out.
- I'm out.
I've never seen you smoke.
My God.
Well, all right. Let's see. Come on.
- Is it my turn?
- Yes.
Without judging.
I want to stop being José Eduardo's father
and be his friend.
And it's like a love letter to him.
Above all, I want to say that
I'm very happy to have you here with me.
I had so much fun. I had a great time,
and I met a José Eduardo I didn't know.
And today more than ever, I love him.
I love him just the way he is.
Like that. Smoking, drinking, playing.
All right, it's your turn.
Pass.
Oh, man! This is getting serious now!
Knock on wood.
It's a very nice moment for me.
Seeing him accept his son
just the way he is.
For me, it's a great feeling
that he wants to be a part of my life.
Hold on. Don't put it out.
I'm just going to taste it for a sec.
Wow. I've never seen this.
I've never seen my dad with a cigarette.
Not even in his hand.
You can tell I don't smoke, right?
No.
My father and I having this moment
is something that I'm going to remember
for the rest of my life.
I love you, idiots.
- Me too. I love you a lot.
- Me too.
ON THE NEXT EPISODE
Listen, we really needed a rest day.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I felt violated, offended.
When is this gonna end? When?
No more, no more.
This man sometimes just crosses the line.
That's how almost all of them are.
You need to learn to control
your emotions.
You know what? I'm going to leave.