De Viaje Con Los Derbez (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Formula ¿Eh? - full transcript

Alessandra is very upset.

She won't speak to me.
She doesn't want to discuss it.

Aislinn, too. And my boys went
for a walk by themselves.

I feel very bad because this trip
was meant to make our family connect,

spend time together, and I ended up alone.

TRAVELING
WITH THE DERBEZES

Thank you for taking us on the horse ride.

Where are we, Aitana?

At the horses.

Finally at the horses, right?

Aitana started playing a drum



and kept playing it

during the entire half-hour ride.

How long has Aitana been playing the drum?

I've lost track of time.

Who bought it for her?

Who bought her that toy?

I did. Well, her father paid for it,
but it was my idea.

Both of you cooperated.

Ale! Hey!

Luckily, my father was there
and stopped us.

Where were you?

We took Aitana for a ride.

I was looking for you,
but I couldn't find you.

First, Aitana wouldn't stop
playing the drum,



and then, Alessandra and my dad
with their angry stares.

Well, I'm gonna go.

The ride was terrible.

I just wanted to have fun, that's all.

And I wanted Aitana to have fun
and see the snakes, you know?

Well, it's not fun.

Okay.

All right.

- But for now...
- Neither for Aitana nor me.

Okay. All right. I'm sorry.

It's okay.

People think or have the perception

that we're a magnificent couple

and that we are the perfect couple.

But, of course, that isn't true.

Don't be mad at me.

Maybe it wasn't a good idea
coming to Morocco.

Can I go back now?

No.

Let me change the plan.

Let me see what I can do
to make it more fun

or friendlier for children.

We're already here,
so we have to enjoy it.

Okay?

Yes, on one side
we are meant for each other.

A hundred percent.

But there's another huge part of us

that makes it very difficult for us
to understand each other.

- Yeah.
- We are a...

Yes.

...complicated couple.

Come on. That's it.

- My God.
- Play the drum on Daddy's head.

Why on Earth
did we have to buy her that drum?

I promised Alessandra that I'd be
more careful when choosing places to go.

For tomorrow, I organized an activity
that I hope she likes.

It's going to be good.

FORMULA E - MARRAKESH

Good morning. How are you?
We are at the Formula E in Morocco.

NELSON PIQUET JR.
FORMULA E CHAMPION 2014 - 2015

- How's it going?
- Hi. Good, and you?

- Do you speak Spanish?
- A little.

Formula E is like an electronic Formula
with electric cars

that takes place in Morocco.

So I thought, "This is the ideal plan
for the entire family."

Say hi. What's up?

And it's an event that lasts for two days.

We came here and it's cold as hell. Look.

- Come here!
- Hey!

You made it. How are you doing?

- How are you?
- Good?

JOSÉ MARÍA "PECHITO" LOPEZ
WORLD TOURING CAR CHAMPION 2014 - 2016

At first, I just wanted to invite my sons

because they were the only ones
that would want to wake up early

to meet the drivers.

That's why I didn't ask my wife.

Or my daughter.

Or my other daughter.

Or her husband.

Or my granddaughter.

- Very smart.
- For sure.

Hello.

Is he saying we can't go in with the baby?

Babies are not allowed.

My dad invited us
to this Formula E thing...

They stop us at the entrance

and they tell us
that babies are not allowed in,

that they can't come in.

Thanks. Thank you, Eugenio.

Second day, second plan. Incredible.

We texted Eugenio.

We're at the entrance!
But they won't let us in!

- Super kids-friendly, isn't it?
- Good job, babe.

He had to have anticipated this.

- What happened?
- How are you?

Yeah, thanks a lot.

They didn't let us in.

- Why not?
- You can't go in with kids.

Children are not allowed inside.

It's the thoughtlessness
that makes me mad.

That's what I don't understand!

- Why are you blaming me?
- What's the deal, Dad?

I didn't know children weren't allowed.

Didn't we agree we would do activities

that were suitable
for children, for families?

I mean, who organized this?

Turns out I made another mistake.

Again, I made a mistake, so...

I'm telling you, you just need a little...

- direction.
- No.

So I made a mistake
choosing the racetrack.

I shouldn't have picked it. Okay.

Either way, car races aren't
a kid-friendly activity,

let alone for a 10-month-old baby.

But I thought we were going
to take turns with the baby.

I mean, that I would stay
with Kai for a while,

or with Aitana,
while the rest of you race.

Yeah, sure, I'm going to race.
Race away from here.

- To Los Angeles.
- To Los Angeles.

This first week,
with the Medina, the cobras,

and then the Formula E,
where they didn't even let us in,

Kai was having a terrible time,

and so on...

The start has been...

very difficult.

Why don't you organize
tomorrow's day, then?

Sure, we would love to organize
the trip a little,

because it's obvious that the activities
that you're choosing aren't really...

All right.

I would really appreciate it

if we sat down and discussed,
"What do you think?

"Should we do this
or should we do that?" Right?

- I don't know.
- He needs to be less assertive.

Exactly. A little bit less.

A little bit less assertive
would be awesome.

- It's hot, isn't it?
- Yeah.

I think they're basically doing

their warm-up laps
and checking everything.

- that's all.
- Car laps.

Yes, car laps, you idiot.

Typical of my dad, he disappears,

and we don't know where he is.
So then what?

Dude, it's great
that we can finally be together.

All jokes aside, man.

- It's about time.
- I'm so glad.

I think so too. It's been a while
since we've been together.

I never get to see you anymore, dude.

You were basically
an only child, so it's...

Well, yeah.

Yes, that's true.

Just imagine me
living in Culver, dude. Alone.

I mean, they sent me
to a military school, dude.

I was there for four years
and he came to see me three times.

- I went once.
- You came one of those times.

Being on this trip, to be honest,

I thought would be
very enjoyable and easy, but...

it reminds me of a lot of things
that happened when I was a kid.

Things that I haven't talked
about in a long time,

so I'm venting to my brother.

It's been so hard for me to forgive, man.

Even now, there are times
I find myself struggling, you know?

And I get triggered by things that for me
are still injustices

or things that I wish I had now.

But I don't have the right
to ask for them anymore

because I'm all grown up now, you know?

I mean, not anymore.

I can't have them anymore.

Honestly, I think Vadhir is
only hurting himself.

I'm a person that takes the good
and forgets the bad.

And he's more like...
He doesn't let go of things, so...

Well, if he likes being like that,
that's all right.

I like to let things flow.

So, now I'm just trying to make sure

everything is peaceful and serene,

and that we move forward, and...

It's 4:00 and all is well.

Yeah.

But it's hard.

He was going to hit it.

It's like when it's
your first day of school

and you're taking out the lunch
your mother made you.

I couldn't wait to eat something.

I just couldn't wait.

Then finally they gave me
something to eat.

Follow me, my baby chicks.

Well, half the family already left.

They went back to the hotel.

But not everything is lost.

My two boys stayed, so the fun starts now.

We're going to ride in the race cars.

Let me see.

We look like Atom Ant.

Thank you.

How are you?

We're getting to the safety car.

I'm already nervous.

I'm thinking about what's gonna happen,
how this guy is going to drive...

I don't wanna die.

No. No.

Live the experience to the maximum.

It's not every day
that you're at a Formula...

- E, eh?
- E.

Guys, what's up?
We're inside the car. Greetings.

What's up?

Keep your composure.

Because I know you. You're going
to be like, "Hey, please, slow down!"

We're not going to hold back.

Just stay quiet. Look.
Just go like this...

But stay quiet.

Oh, boy.

How much...

You already sound like Sammy.

- How much...?
- How much...?

And we're off.

We were about to reach the first corner
and I didn't understand.

I was like,
"Is this dude gonna brake or what?"

Don't be nervous. Stay calm.

I had so much fun.

It was amazing. I had a great time.

That was awesome!
Thank you very much. Nice.

You're gonna crap yourself, man.

I already hit myself.

- How are you?
- How are you?

- Ready?
- Ready.

- Hit it!
- Yeah, hit it!

- Have you ever done this before?
- No.

I told José Eduardo to keep his composure,

because he's a screamer.

Don't you agree?

Already on that turn,
he's going to be like, "No, please."

Right now, I do not want to die.

I'm nervous, I'm sweating.

I don't know what to do with my hands,

so I start freezing up
and being like this.

Like you start getting...

You don't know what to grab onto.

- Beautiful, isn't it?
- Yes.

- What hotel are you staying at?
- I don't know.

- Are you okay?
- I'm fine, really great.

- When did you get here?
- I don't know.

Dude, just shut up and drive.

I mean, you might as well get your phone
and start texting.

José Eduardo died. How did he die?
Well, he died...

Because the Formula E driver was chatty.

- Give me your hand, miss.
- What do you mean, miss?

- Did you like it?
- Yes.

No. No.

Ready? Okay.

This is going to be good.

Have you done this before?

Of course.

Do you think I overreacted
with what I said about Dad?

Or not?

It feels like you don't really care.

No, it's not that I don't care,
but, look, that is who he is,

and honestly, that thing of me complaining
about him the entire trip

and him complaining about us, and everyone
complaining about each other...

So, you don't give a damn.

It's not that I don't care.
I just can't change who he is,

so, whatever.

What expectations
do you have for the trip, then?

I just want us to get along better.

For us to get along better

and to spend more time together

- and to talk more.
- That's exactly what I mean.

Well, yeah, but we have a lot of time.

She's always overheating.

But, babe, we have to get her ready.

Yes, I know, but I mean that,
when we're in here,

you have her in sweaters
and jackets and...

That's because she's sick, babe.

No, she was sick. She's not sick anymore.

Yes, babe,
but you have to be more careful,

because sometimes you don't pay attention

and you don't cover her.

I've seen you get careless many times.

On one hand, I think I'm so lucky

to have a husband
who helps me with everything.

Why are you putting on two pairs of pants?

Honey, it's her underwear
and then her pants.

But, at the same time,

sometimes I can't stand
that part of him that's so stubborn.

Babe, it's the same temperature
as it is in Mexico.

- It's not snowing.
- No.

Sometimes,
the temperature drops drastically.

It's 15 degrees.

- Do you want to check the phone?
- No, it says two degrees.

No, it's...

I checked this morning
and it said two degrees.

In the morning, with no sun, okay.

- Come here.
- But it's sunny now,

and it's 15 degrees.
Would you listen to me?

- I am listening.
- Fifteen degrees, babe.

Help me, please.

- What is this?
- She doesn't have one underneath.

- No, take it off.
- Why?

- Because this is too much.
- No.

Look, your pacifier.

Mauricio is very structured.

I have to be the mother
he expects me to be,

or the wife he expects me to be.

Come, let's wash our hands.

So, I feel a lot of pressure.

That's it. Yes.

I'm leaving with Alessandra
in a little while.

I need time to myself.

- Give me your hand.
- Listen to me!

I'm leaving with Alessandra
in a little while.

- Can you take care of the baby?
- What? I can't hear you!

Here. Water.

I honestly feel
like I'm falling apart, seriously.

Falling apart? Why?

I don't know,
this is too overwhelming for me.

We've only been here a few days
and I don't feel good.

And everything's been very heavy.

- I know.
- We haven't been able to sleep.

I feel like you're not listening to me.

You're too obsessed
with how to take care of the baby

and we're not really connecting.

Well, what do you need?

I don't know, I need...
At least right now, I need a time out.

Ale asked me to go out with her somewhere,

and I said yes. I'm going out with her.

Okay.

Ais and I have sort of
broken down emotionally.

For her to have
this intolerance all of a sudden

this lack of patience between us...

This is a lesson
that not everything is a bed of roses.

Let's make Mom smile! Yes!

Breakfast. Do you want me to feed you?

- No, thank you.
- Do you want me to feed you?

Give her to me.

- We agreed that she's going to crawl.
- Okay, let her crawl.

- Relax, already.
- Babe, you relax.

Here.

Thank you, miss.

What's up?

- Son, what's happening?
- Dad, where are you?

We're here and it's started.
Are you coming or not?

I'm not.

I mean, last night, because we spent
all day at the racetrack,

Ale asked me to stay with Aitana today,

so that she could do some things
she wanted to do.

So I couldn't refuse.

All right. Have fun, then.

Have lots of fun.

Of course.

The idea of this trip was to connect,
to be together,

but it's impossible.
You just can't please everyone.

It sucks that you can't come,
but oh, well.

All right. Bye, kiddo.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Hello, babe.

Hello, babe. Why "babe"?

We're playing Mom and Dad.

So now you're my wife?

You're Mom and I'm Dad?

- Yes. How are you?
- Good, and you?

- Where were you?
- I went to the supermarket.

Aitana loves playing Mom and Dad.

But she's never called me
"babe" before.

She probably heard that
from how I talk to Alessandra.

And it did feel very, very strange

hearing my four-year-old daughter
say to me ,"Hello, babe."

Aitana... I mean, "babe."

Do you want to go for a walk?

But we're eating.

So, you don't want to go for a walk?

Because it's kind of boring
in here, don't you think?

No, let's play first.

I got it!

What if we go swimming in the pool?

But it's cold.

Do you want to go for a walk again?

Why, babe?

Let's go for a walk.

My God, let's do something

so we're not stuck here
in the room all day.

What's wrong, babe?

"What's wrong, babe?"

It's just another day...

with my wife.

- Sorry I'm late.
- Hi.

- Hello, princess.
- What do you think of the dress?

I love it. We'll see how it goes.

- I've never taken a belly dancing lesson.
- Me neither.

The start of this trip has been
very difficult for me.

I feel very lost.

I'm jet-lagged, I haven't slept.

I'm having a hard time adapting
to the time change

and I feel like the killjoy in the group.

Welcome to the club! I'm the witch.

- You are?
- Of course!

- Come on, let's...
- Okay.

Do you want to sit down?

I feel very vulnerable.

I have too many emotions
happening at the same time.

I don't feel good.

I'm arguing with Mau
a lot more than usual.

Because we're not sleeping
and we're all upset,

so we're in the worst mood in the world.

And I've been in the worst mood
in the world this last year.

Am I going to have
my good mood back at some point?

Will I go back to being me? Will I...

- I get all emotional.
- Yeah, I understand perfectly.

- Yes, you will be back, but it takes time.
- Yes.

I still don't feel I'm back 100% percent.

Is it normal to turn into the witch?

- Totally.
- The bitter one?

Totally.

- The intolerant one.
- The intolerant one.

Motherhood is wonderful, but it's also...

It's confronting,

it gives you the biggest jolt
of your life.

And this stage where Aislinn is at,
the first year, is very difficult.

I went through the same thing.

Mau helps me a lot,

but he is extremely overprotective.

He keeps telling me that this is wrong,

this, that, cover her up, and so on,
so I feel like...

I'm not enough.

I feel like I've turned into this monster

that's in a bad mood and always defensive

and alert,
and doesn't understand anything.

And it's very exhausting and very, like...

Welcome to motherhood.

That's what motherhood is.

This part you're going through,
which is the hardest part,

it'll pass, but it takes time.

But you have to be absolutely confident

and know that you're doing an amazing job.

Don't worry, it's normal.
Everything you're going through is normal.

As a couple, it's a very hard test,

but if you get through it,
if you pass, that's it.

You've made it to the other side.
Don't worry.

Being able to talk to Alessandra

and being able to vent
about all this was a relief.

It was made me feel much better,

because I was very overwhelmed,
I was saturated.

I wasn't feeling good at all,

and talking to her...

really changed my mood.

However, this trip...

This trip...

- I think it's testing all of us.
- Yeah.

But also, we're all here together
for a reason.

Exactly.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Hello. How are you?
- Fine, thank you.

Let's get started.
Welcome to the belly dance class.

Thank you.

So, let's get started.

Let's shake it off.

I think this dress smells like sweat.

Somebody else's sweat, not even mine.

- So I don't know what I'm going to do.
- Don't worry,

- I hugged you and you don't smell.
- It smells really bad.

- Smell this.
- Yeah, it does smell.

I've smelled worse things.

Yeah.

Peanuts.

Vadhir, at least tell me who is winning.

Look.

There are peanuts here.

At what position did Piquet qualify?

Let me know as many details
as possible, please.

I feel so anxious being
stuck in that room, in Morocco,

and missing the races.
I mean, I'm going crazy.

Let me see.

Should I eat it?

Please, babe.

You're the father.

You have to eat now.

They taste rancid.

Here, have more food.

No, that's okay, I'll get pimples.

I don't want any more.

What? What are you looking for?

You little...

How did you see that I put it there?

You're very smart, you know?
You're just like your father.

You got that from me.

I'll count the time.

One, two, three. And one, two, three.

I miss my house and my girlfriend.

- She's probably left you already.
- I hope this trip didn't cost me

my relationship
and that she didn't find someone else.

What about you?

I can see in your eyes

that you're going to find
the right one soon.

You think?

Well, not really, but just keep trying.

One, two, three. And one, two, three.

Okay, you take care of the stroller.

No, don't... God, it's going to the pool.

Let's do this.

Let's win this! Come on, come on!

A bird!

Look, it's a ping pong table,
only it's curved

and it has a transparent net.

Aitana! Aitana!

Let's relax, okay? Let go of that energy.

I lost my girl.

Aitana!

One, two, three.

And one, two, three.

And one, two, three.

Baby, stay close to me.

If I lose you for five minutes,
I'll end up divorced.

That's it!

This could save the vacation.

MARRAKESH

I can still fix things up a bit here.

This goes here for Kai.

This is so good.

Well, it's been difficult days

so I decided to organize a dinner.

A dinner that I planned all by myself.

All by myself. I did everything.

And, at this dinner,
I'll take the opportunity

to have a little wine.

Have a drink. Because with this family...

it's necessary.

It's why I drink.

- So mysterious.
- Dad, hurry up.

I don't know what he's gonna do.
Maybe a show.

- I don't know what he's doing.
- Let's see.

You better be putting on a show
and dance for us or something.

- He's dancing naked.
- Yeah, exactly.

- Belly dancer.
- That would be...

- Very interesting.
- Very interesting.

- Are you ready?
- Yes!

- Will a clown open the door?
- I'm coming! One...

Two... Three!

What do you think?

Did you do all this?

- He wants to ask you for a favor.
- The best of the best.

- This is worth the wait.
- How are you? I hadn't seen you.

I hadn't seen you either,
because you left us there.

So, what... Did he do this?

This dinner is very strange.

I hired a chef from here, from Morocco.

It looks like he's from this hotel.

It's room service, isn't it?

I think this is what we ordered
the first day.

Yes, it is room service,

but I made the call.

I mean, I dialed.

Doesn't that count? You're welcome!

- There, in that glass.
- This one.

Stop inducing my children to addiction,

- for God's sake.
- I'm not doing anything!

- This was already here!
- When he was little, his mother...

Stop! Shut up and leave me alone!
Let me live!

My God, you too?

The stepmother too. The real stepmother.

I have a big question. Very, very big.

What happens if...
Actually, Ale, you probably know this.

What happens if I don't eat
something from my plate?

Oh, my God.

You'll get a sermon from your dad.

- How big?
- Like this, like, gigantic.

- About how unhappy you'll be in life...
- Okay.

...for not eating tomatoes,
for not eating onions,

for removing things...

- Ais, am I right?
- Definitely, yes.

Family, I want you to see the number
of things Dad has removed...

- Are you serious?
- ...from the salmon.

It has something black, it's the skin...

Is this skin?

- No, that's a pepper.
- But I didn't want...

- Is this skin? It's pumpkin.
- That's pumpkin.

Okay. Is this skin?

That's another pepper.

Now it turns out
that everyone is against me.

I mean, why me?

I'll just tell you that salmon skin
has the most omega-3,

and those omegas are what's
most nutritious and does your body good.

I'm saving it for you, dear.

If I like it, I eat it.

- Come see what I mean.
- I'm not as picky as you.

He's always bothering us,

telling us we should eat everything
and not be picky,

when he's the pickiest one of all.

For example, I almost never eat fish,

but when I do, I eat it right.

What I just did here with the salmon
was so that someone,

someone would feel what it's like
when you're eating some food

and they're behind you,
calling you out, and so on.

Look, like this. He's like a knife that...

You keep nagging me about my wine.

Hold on. Hold on.

- I do it because...
- No, let go of me!

If you were my buddy, I'd say,
"Well, that's who he is."

But you're my son,
so I feel it's my duty to tell you,

"It's not okay to drink
and smoke so much."

How often do you feel that responsibility?

How often do you feel that responsibility?

Every time you light a cigarette
or have a drink.

- For the love of God.
- Stop it, you're gonna make another baby.

My God. We want another baby.

We want another baby, so keep going.

A little boy!

You can call him Marrakesh.
You should call the boy Marrakesh.

Well, marriage isn't easy.

Especially...

- With a baby.
- With a baby.

And so, we kind of...

We need a little space, right?

- More you than me.
- You should move over a little bit.

- Okay.
- For a little while.

Listen, Mau and I have been talking

and we want to leave Marrakesh.

Because I want to get out of
these four walls.

So I want to go to a port,
I want to see other places,

see other towns.

Let's go somewhere else, okay?

I really want to thank you,
because it's very difficult

to try give your opinion in this family

when you're the outsider.

But yeah, for taking charge
of the trip a little bit

and trying to erase
your father's entire plan.

Where are we going?

It's called "Essaura."

- Essaouira.
- Essaouira.

Are we going now?

It's now or never.

It's now or never.

I don't know how to pronounce it,

but I think it's going to be great. Right?

Now someone wants to
take control of the trip

and can't even pronounce
the name of the town we're going to.

I can't wait to see this little town.

- It's called Essaouira?
- Essaouira, yes.

It's a picturesque little town.

- A small town that feels more...
- Homey.

Homey.

What "homey" means...

is "boring."

- It's surrounded by nature.
- Cozier.

- Cozier.
- Yeah.

It's "Essaouira." With a double S.

Essaouira.

A round of applause for José Eduardo.

Yes! Come on!

For the delicious dinner he organized.

- Thank you.
- For the room service he organized.

Thank you for the room service.

- A very good job.
- Thank you, guys.

- And now...
- Thank you, brother-in-law.

See you in Essaouira!

- Come on! Let's go.
- Yeah!

ON THE NEXT EPISODE

Let's go!

We're going to Essaouira.

I can't believe this disrespect.

It's ridiculous.

Look! It's the goats!

It's pooping, it's pooping!
Move your hand!

It's pooping!

It could have been worse.

Come on, team!

Hey, where is Ais?

- Ais is not with you?
- No.

I'm lost.