Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 2, Episode 3 - Negaduck - full transcript

♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪

♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS.



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

♪ HERE COMES ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LOOK OUT!

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS!



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

FIRST, WE SEPARATE
THE POSITRONS
FROM THE NEGATRONS.

AND SECOND,
WE REMERGE THEM.

EASIER THAN REPLACING
A LIGHT BULB.

BALL BEARINGS?

I AM THE TERROR--

[COUGH]

THAT FLAPS
IN THE NIGHT.

[COUGH]

I AM THE CAT...

THAT SOMEBODY
LET OUT...

OF THE BAG.

I AM DARKWING--

OOF--

DUCK.

HEY, NICE TRON SPLITTER,
MEGAVOLT.

BIRTHDAY PRESENT?

HE WHO FIGHTS
AND RUNS AWAY

LIVES TO FIGHT
ANOTHER DAY.

WHOA!

I FORGOT WE'RE ON
THE 90th FLOOR.

THE SHOW'S OVER,
MEGAVOLT,

AND THE CREDITS
ARE ALL MINE.

NOW SUCK GAS,
EVILDOER.

EAT WRECKING BALL,
CREEP.

I ALREADY ATE, THANKS.

UH-OH.

AAH!

I MUST TAKE UP SOMETHING
SAFER THAN CRIME-FIGHTING,

LIKE EMBROIDERING
OR CERAMICS.

I NEED SOMETHING
MORE PROFITABLE
THAN CRIME-FIGHTING,

LIKE STEALING
COOKIE MONEY
FROM GIRL SCOUTS.

COME ON.
LET ME HAVE IT.

GOSALYN, WE MIGHT
BREAK SOMETHING.

LIKE WHAT?

COME ON.
PITCH ME A FASTBALL.

LIKE D.W.'s FAVORITE
STATUE OF HIMSELF.

GOOD THING
DAD'S NOT HOME.

GOSALYN, SWEETIE,
I'M HOME.

AAH!

GRAB
THE ZANY GLUE!

HOW DID
YOUR NIGHT GO?

OH, THE USUAL--

STOPPED A CRIME,
SAVED THE WORLD.
GOT ZAPPED.

THAT'S NICE.

DON'T MENTION
THE STATUE.

WHAT STATUE?

WE BROKE
YOUR STATUE.

THAT OLD THING?
ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN.

AREN'T YOU GOING
TO EVEN GROUND US?

NO. WHY SHOULD I?

BECAUSE IT LOOKS
LIKE A TRAIN WRECK.

I THINK IT LOOKS
MUCH BETTER THIS WAY,

SO I'M RAISING
YOUR ALLOWANCE.

OH, REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.

WELL, IT WON'T WORK.

I'M GROUNDING ME
AND TAKING AWAY
MY ALLOWANCE.

I'M TAKING
A HOT BUBBLE BATH.

TA-TA.

TA-TA?

DAD GOT ZAPPED
ONE TIME TOO MANY.

TALKING BEHIND
MY BACK, EH?

HOW DID YOU
GET BACK HERE?

AAH!

YOU BROKE
MY STATUE.

YOU CAME TO YOUR SENSES.

NOW WILL YOU
GROUND ME?

I'LL GROUND YOU
INTO HAMBURGER.

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

HAVE YOU SEEN
THE BUBBLE BATH?

OH, I'M SORRY.
HAVE WE MET?

GIVE ME MY FACE.
YOU'RE GETTING IT UGLY.

DAD? DAD?

I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A BROTHER.

HE DOESN'T.

ONE'S AN IMPOSTER,
LAUNCHPAD.

HEY, DRAKE,
YOU HOME?

THE MUDDLEFOOTS!

OH, GOODY.
I LOVE COMPANY.

I'LL HANDLE THEM.

WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN?

DON'T LET THEM OUT.

I'LL HANDLE
THE MUDDLEFOOTS.

JUST THOUGHT WE'D WATCH
THEPELICAN'S ISLAND
REUNION SPECIAL, GOS.

SORRY. YOU CAN'T STAY.

DAD'S GOT THE PLAGUE.

HE LOOKS O.K.
TO ME.

AAH!

NICE TO SEE YOU,
HERB, BINKIE.
FABULOUS HAIR.

WOULD YOU LIKE
SOMETHING NICE TO EAT?

TIME FOR YOUR
MEDICINE, DAD.

MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

BACK OFF, TURKEY.

WELL, IF IT AIN'T
THE MUDDLEHEADS.

ANYONE EVER TELL YOU
HOW LOUSY YOU DRESS?

I PAID TOP PENNY
FOR THIS SHIRT.

I WHIPPED UP
A SNACK FOR YOU.

PICKLED HERRING!
THAT'S MY FAVORITE.

FREELOADING
MY FOOD AGAIN,
EH, FATTY?

WANT ME TO KILL HIM, POP?

JUST TRY IT, PUNK.

LET ME AT HIM!

TAKE THE TV AND FOOD,

BUT GO HOME!

THANKS, GOS.

NOW WE WON'T MISS
WHEEL OF TORTURE.

WE GOT A PROBLEM.

D.W., HELP!

HELP! HELP!

GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.

VIOLENCE NEVER
SOLVES ANYTHING.

BUT IT FEELS GOOD.

THEY'RE BOTH CRACKED.

WE BETTER TIE THEM UP.

DON'T TRY IT.

I GOT A GAS GUN.

DIDN'T THINK
I HAD ONE, DID YOU?

EXCUSE ME.
YOU DROPPED THIS.

SUCK GAS!

DON'T TROUBLE YOURSELF.

I'LL JUST
TIE MYSELF UP.

THIS FEATHER IS COMPOSED
ENTIRELY OF POSITRONS.

THE OTHER FEATHER, PLEASE.

WHY, YOU LITTLE--

OW!

GIVE ME THAT BACK!

THIS ONE'S COMPOSED
ENTIRELY OF NEGATRONS.

TRONS! THE BUILDING BLOCKS
OF GOOD AND EVIL.

SCHOOL TAUGHT ME.

ONE'S HIS GOOD SIDE,
ONE'S EVIL.

WHERE'S
HIS NORMAL SIDE?

YOU HAVE TO PUT HIM
BACK TOGETHER FOR THAT.

HOW DO WE DO THAT?
MORE ZANY GLUE?

HOW DID YOU
SPLIT HIM?

I DIDN'T.

DAD SAID HE WAS
ZAPPED BY MEGAVOLT'S
TRON SPLITTER.

YOU COULD USE THAT.

WAIT. THE GOOD ONE
RAISED MY ALLOWANCE.

HE'D RATHER DO MACRAME
THAN FIGHT CRIME.

ALL RIGHT.

THE GOOD ONE
CAN HELP US
FIND MEGAVOLT.

O.K., WHICH ONE
IS HE?

THE ONE ON THE LEFT.

NO, ON THE RIGHT.

MY RIGHT OR YOURS?

IT'S THE SAME WAY.

NOW I REMEMBER.
HE'S THE ONE
ON THE LEFT.

WHAT ABOUT HIM?

LET'S KILL HIM NOW.

I MEAN,

PUT HIM SOMEWHERE
HE CAN'T DO HARM.

GOOD IDEA.

AND YOU KEEP QUIET.

THANKS, HONK.

SUCH A DELIGHT,
THOSE MUDDLEFOOTS.

WOULD YOU TWO BE DEARS

AND FETCH MY
KLINKENHEIMER FOR ME?

SURE, DAD.

NO PROBLEMO, D.W.

WHAT'S A KLINKENHEIMER?

[SLAM]

SAPS!

GET A LIFE!

NOBODY'S GOING
TO PUT ME TOGETHER

WITH A MAMBY-PAMBY,
GOODY TWO-SHOES
LIKE YOU.

WHY TAKE ANY CHANCES?

WHOA!

HEY, LET US OUT!

I'M GOING TO TOWN
TO DO SOME CRIMES.

DON'T WAIT UP FOR ME.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

I DON'T THINK THAT WAS
THE GOOD D.W. AFTER ALL.

GOT ANY BONBONS?

HEY!
WATCH IT!

[CRUNCH]

[SLURP]

[BURP]

WE'RE CUTE LITTLE BUNNIES
WHO LOST OUR WAY HOME.

WHAT?

I WANT CAR WRECKS
AND GUNPLAY.

THIS IS
A FAMILY MOVIE.

NOT ANYMORE,
IT'S NOT.

LOOK OUT!
HE'S GOT A GUN!

HA HA HA.

BOO.
BOO.

OH, YEAH?

AAH!
AAH!

[HUFFING]

THERE.

OH, BUMMER.

DAD?

WOW, COOL ESCAPE.

I JUST HOPE THE BLAST
DIDN'T WAKE ANYONE.

IT'S AFTER 10:00.

RIGHT.

LET'S FIND
THE TRON SPLITTER

AND THE OTHER
DARKWING.

[CRASH]

NICE LANDING,
LAUNCHPAD.

A LITTLE ROUGH,

BUT WE'LL
WORK ON IT.

I THINK WE'RE CLOSE.

WHY?

JUST A LUCKY GUESS.

WELL, YOU'RE
ALL OUT OF LUCK.

THERE HE IS!

LET'S RIP HIM APART!

UH-OH.

GOT TO GO.

DARKWING,
ARE YOU O.K.?

I'M FINE.

BUT THAT POOR BUNNY RABBIT
FORGOT HIS CROWBAR.

WHERE CAN WE FIND
MEGAVOLT?

THE OLD HAUNT
IN THE BAD PART OF TOWN.

YOU DON'T WANT
TO GO THERE.

LET'S GO!

MEGAVOLT'S SURELY
AT THE OLD HAUNT.

I GOT TO SMASH
THAT TRON SPLITTER

IN CASE MY WIMPY TWIN
IS ALIVE.

IF THAT DUCK EVER SETS
A WEBBED FOOT IN HERE,

I'LL TURN HIM
INTO FRIED CHICKEN.

WELL, LOOK WHO
JUST WADDLED IN.

I'M CALLING YOU OUT,
MEGAVOLT.

GO ON, DARKWING.
MAKE MY DAY.

I AM NOT
DARKWING DUCK.

I AM HIS EVIL
COUNTERPART,

CREATED BY
YOUR MACHINE.

YOU MEAN--

YES.

SON!

LET'S YOU AND ME
JOIN FORCES

AND START OUR OWN
CRIMINAL EMPIRE.

SURE, DAD.

SHOW ME THAT
TRON SPLITTER FIRST.

NOW REMEMBER--ACT TOUGH.

LOOK OUT!

HUH?
WHAT?

AN ATTACKER?

NO. YOU ALMOST
STEPPED ON
THIS BEETLE.

YOU BETTER
WAIT OUT HERE, DAD.

[RIP]

GRRR!

WHERE CAN I
FIND MEGAVOLT?

WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

PRETTY POISON.

YOU'RE KIND OF SMALL,
AIN'T YOU?

SO'S A RABID CHIPMUNK,
CHUMP.

MAYBE YOU'RE ACTING
A LITTLE TOO TOUGH, GOSALYN.

WHO'S ACTING TOUGH?

GEE, DO ANY
OTHER TRICKS?

YEAH. I'LL SHOW YOU.

HEY, GOS,

GOT A NICKEL
FOR THE GUMBALL MACHINE?

YEAH, SURE.
HERE YOU GO.

GEE, I DIDN'T KNOW
SHE WAS WITH YOU.

I'LL TELL YOU
WHERE TO FIND
MEGAVOLT.

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

ISN'T IT A BEAUTY?

IT WAS A TOASTER.

DO YOU HAVE
A SLEDGE HAMMER?

OVER THERE.

IF YOU PULL LIKE THIS,

IT SEPARATES POSITRONS
FROM NEGATRONS,

AND HERE IT REMERGES THEM.

REMERGES, HUH?

THIS OUGHT
TO RULE THAT OUT.

NO! DON'T HURT
MY BABY!

OH, NO! WHAT'S GOING ON?

I AM THE MOST
FIENDISH TERROR

THAT FLAPS
IN THE DARKEST NIGHT.

I AM THE SKUNK
THAT POLLUTES YOUR AIR.

I AM...

NEGADUCK!

HA HA HA!

NEGATRONS ALONE
CAN'T BE SPLIT
OR MERGED.

YOU'VE BEEN
GALVANIZED!

FAR OUT!

LET'S GO DO
SOME MAJOR CRIMES.

CRIMES? WHO CARES
ABOUT CRIME?

I'M INTO WANTON,
MINDLESS DESTRUCTION.

I'LL LAY WASTE
TO ST. CANARD...

JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT.

INGRATE!
YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!

I GET THE FEELING
THAT MAYBE WE'RE TOO LATE.

GRAB HIM.

WE GOT TO STOP
NEGADUCK.

WHY WOULD YOU HELP US?

HE'LL LEAVE NOTHING
OF ST. CANARD
WORTH ROBBING.

AAH!
NEGADUCK!

I AM THE SHOPPING CART
THAT NICKS YOUR PAINT JOB.

WE GOT TO GET
THE TWO DARKWINGS TOGETHER.

DARKWING, HE'S GOING
TO STEP ON A BUG.

NOT.

LEAVE THE POOR
CREATURE BE.

YOU JUST DEMOLISHED
CITY HALL.

THAT WASN'T
VERY NICE.

NOR IS THIS.

AAH!

WOULD YOU PLEASE
STAND STILL?

YOU CAN'T MERGE
A PILE OF MUSH.

WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO?

OH, OF COURSE.

THIS DARKWING'S
ALL POSITRONS.

WE'LL GALVANIZE
HIM, TOO.

ZAP ME.

YOU'RE GOING TO GO
KICK NEGADUCK'S TAIL?

I'M GOING
TO CLEAN UP
THAT AWFUL MESS.

LET'S GET
CONSIDERATE.

SAY CHEESE.

EAT YOUR VEGETABLES.

RESPECT YOUR ELDERS.

AND DON'T FORGET
TO RECYCLE.

GET HIM, DAD!

HMM. WHAT NEXT?

MAYBE THE CONVALESCENT
HOSPITAL.

HA HA HA.

HEY, I WENT TO
A LOT OF TROUBLE
TO DESTROY THAT.

WAY TO GO, DAD.

VIRTUE IS ITS OWN REWARD.

OH, YEAH?

WELL, I SAY...
DON'T GET MAD, GET EVEN.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A BAD BOY.

NICE GUYS FINISH LAST.

DON'T FORGET
TO FLOSS.

NEVER EAT AT A PLACE
CALLED MOM'S.

THAT LOOKS LIKE
A GOOD SHOT.

YOU DID IT! HE'S BACK!

NOT FOR LONG.

I'M ITCHING TO TRY
THE ZOOM LENS
ON THIS BABY.

I SMELL A RAT.

GIVE ME THAT!

LAUNCHPAD, HELP!

HANG ON!

WHOOPS!

WHOA!

THAT'S JUST PEACHY.

YOU LET THAT DUCK
BEAT US.

ME? YOU'VE GOT THE
CRIMINAL TENDENCIES.

LET'S SHOOT POOL.

THIS WAY.
THIS WAY.

I WONDER
WHICH ONE IT IS.

I'VE DONE IT AGAIN!

I'VE SAVED THE CITY FROM
THE SCHEMING SCOURGE

OF SCURRILOUS SCUM.

HE'S SO OBNOXIOUS,

SO ARROGANT,

SO CONCEITED.

IT'S GOT TO BE DAD.

GOSALYN.

NEVER TAG ALONG
ON MY ADVENTURES.

I'M DOCKING
YOUR ALLOWANCE.

I DON'T CARE
ABOUT MY ALLOWANCE, DAD.

I'M JUST GLAD
TO HAVE YOU BACK.