Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 2, Episode 10 - Bad Tidings - full transcript
♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
DARKWING DUCK,
TORMENTOR OF THE GUILTY,
HAD DONE HIS JOB WELL.
HE HAD WASHED THE CITY
CLEAN OF CRIME
LIKE A...DAMP MOP?
THAT'S NOT DRAMATIC.
SCOURING PAD? SQUEEGEE?
I GOT IT!
HE'D WASHED
THE CITY CLEAN LIKE A...
TIDAL WAVE?
SOMEWHAT UNUSUAL
FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR.
WE DON'T GENERALLY GET
TIDAL WAVES UNTIL--
HELLO.
A FLASHQUACK MESSAGE?
[CRASH]
"URGENT. COME TO SHUSH
IMMEDIATELY.
"YOUR ASSISTANCE
IS URGENTLY REQUIRED.
REPEAT--URGENT."
SOUNDS LIKE
IT'S URGENT.
WE HAVE AN URGENT SITUATION,
DARKWING DUCK.
THERE'S BEEN A FLOOD
OF TIDAL WAVES WORLDWIDE.
UH, YES, J. GANDER.
I HEARD ABOUT IT.
OBVIOUSLY CAUSED
BY VOLCANIC ACTIVITY
WITH A SEISMIC FORCE
OF 7.3,
AN EPICENTER
IN THE SOUTHERN
HEMISPHERE.
A MOST
IMPRESSIVE
DEDUCTION,
BUT THESE WAVES
AREN'T NATURAL
DISASTERS.
WHICH LEADS ME
TO CONCLUDE
THEY MUST BE
UNNATURAL DISASTERS!
MOST UNNATURAL, INDEED.
SHOW HIM THE NOTE,
AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
THIS WAS RECEIVED
FROM F.O.W.L.,
THE FIENDISH
ORGANIZATION
FOR WORLD LARCENY.
I KNOW WHAT
IT STANDS FOR!
THEY THREATEN DEVASTATION
OF THE PLANET
UNLESS $90 KAZILLION
ARE TURNED OVER TO THEM
WITHIN 72 HOURS.
SEE WHY WE NEED
YOUR HELP?
I GUESS I COULD KICK IN
A FEW BUCKS.
IT'S YOUR EXPERTISE
WE NEED, NOT MONEY.
OH, OH, YES. OF COURSE.
YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE
ON MY EXPERTISE.
YOU'LL FLY HERE IN
THE STEALTH SHUTTLE,
A VEHICLE
DEVELOPED FOR
THE SPACE PROGRAM.
AFTER I SUMMON
MY CRACK PILOT LAUNCHPAD,
I'LL BE READY TO GO.
NO. THIS VEHICLE
IS SO COMPLEX,
IT CAN ONLY BE FLOWN
BY THE SHUTTLE'S
TEST PILOT.
WHO IS ME.
HOLD THE PHONE!
I'M NOT FLYING
WITH LAUGHING BOY HERE.
YOU DON'T BELONG
WITH SHUSH
MISSION ANYWAY!
NOW, NOW,
AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
I WANT YOU TWO
WORKING AS A TEAM.
IS THAT CLEAR?
NOW, GENTLEMEN,
OUR RESEARCH STAFF
HAS DESIGNED
NEW EQUIPMENT
YOU MAY FIND USEFUL.
THIS WRISTWATCH,
FOR INSTANCE,
IS ACTUALLY A VERY
DESTRUCTIVE GRENADE.
IT'S RUNNING SLOW.
TO SET IT OFF,
PULL THE STEM.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
THEN PUSH IT
BACK IN.
HMM! EQUIPMENT
IN WORKING ORDER.
CHECK.
[J. GANDER]
DARKWING, PLEASE,
YOU MUST REMEMBER,
THE FATE OF THE WORLD
DEPENDS UPON YOU
AND AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
STEP ON IT.
IT'S ALREADY 4 P.M.,
AND WE'RE STILL
NOT THERE.
WE FLY SO FAST,
IT ONLY FEELS LIKE
WE'RE MOVING SLOW.
IT IS ACTUALLY 11:00
YESTERDAY MORNING.
REGULATIONS SAY
KEEP YOUR TIMEPIECE
SET CORRECTLY.
OH, REGULATIONS!
WELL, O.K.
FINE. THERE.
SEE? I SET...IT.
OOPS.
YOU AND YOUR REGULATIONS!
AUTO-RADAR DEVICE
IS GONE!
SO YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
IF WE'RE GOING
EAST OR WEST
OR UP...
WE'RE GOING DOWN!
TURN RIGHT!
NO! LEFT.
LEFT!
RIGHT!
RIGHT! RIGHT!
IN ANOTHER 48 HOURS,
F.O.W.L. HIGH COMMAND
IS GONNA BE 90 KAZILLION
SAMOLEONS RICHER.
HEY,
MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME
TO ASK FOR A RAISE, HAH?
[CRASH]
YO-HO-HO!
WHAT WAS THAT?
I THINK IT WAS
A COCONUT, BOSS.
LET ME SEE THAT.
YOU'VE KAPUTTED
ENTIRE CRAFT,
NEARLY EXPIRATING
OUR LIVES!
CHILL OUT,
WILL YA, GRYZ?
JUST BE GRATEFUL THESE--
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGH!
[THUD]
WATCH YOURSELF.
THAT FIRST STEP'S A...
DOOZY.
[STEELBEAK]
AGENT GRYZLYFACE, TOO?
UGH!
BETTER
STEP ASIDE.
SO I CAN GET HIT
BY COCONUT?
NO.
THE SHUTTLE IS
ABOUT TO...
FALL.
[J. GANDER]
AGENT GRYZLIKOFF!
DARKWING DUCK!
WE'RE HERE,
J. GANDER,
WHEREVER HERE IS.
SHUTTLE
WAS SEVERELY DAMAGED
DUE TO INCOMPETENT
BUNGLING OF NOODLENUT!
NOODLENUT?
IF F.O.W.L.'s PLAN
IS NOT STOPPED,
THE WORLD
WILL BE DESTROYED!
IF WORLD
IS DESTROYED,
IS HIS FAULT.
IT IS NOT!
NOT, NOT, NOT!
IS, IS, IS!
STOP THIS SQUABBLING!
YOU MUST WORK AS A TEAM!
THOSE TWO WANNA
STOP MY MAD PLAN?
WELL, MAYBE
IT'S TIME THIS TEAM
HAD A LITTLE
COACHING, AH?
J. GANDER'S RIGHT.
WE CAN'T FIGHT WHEN
THE WHOLE WORLD'S
DEPENDING ON US.
LET'S PUT ASIDE
OUR DIFFERENCES
AND WORK AS A TEAM.
DA, COMRADE.DA.
WHAT DO WE DO FIRST?
IT'LL BE DARK SOON.
WE MUST BUILD
A SHELTER.
YOU GO CHOP DOWN
15 TALL PALM TREES.
DA. RIGHT.
WE ALSO HAVE TO EAT,
SO GATHER A COUPLE
DOZEN COCONUTS.
WELL, GET TO IT,
PARTNER.
DA, DA. RIGHT.
CHOP 15 PALM TREES.
GATHER TWO DOZEN
COCONUTS, AND--
HMMM...
OH!
[FUMING]
♪ YA TA-TOOTIE ♪♪
WHAT WILL
YOU BE DOING,
COMRADE PARTNER?
WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA
DO THE DIRTY WORK
AND GUARD THE SHUTTLE.
OH.DA, COMRADE.
DA.
OF COURSE.
♪ YA TOO TOO
TOO TOO ♪
♪ YA TA-- ♪♪
WATCH IT, OLD PAL.
YOU NEARLY BEANED ME.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING,
COMRADE.
NO, BUT WE DID.
WHATEVER IT IS
THAT YOU DIDN'T DO,
DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN,
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
BUT I DID NOTHING.
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
CALLING ME A LIAR,
OLD AMIGO.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT DOES IT.
PTOOEY.
PTOOEY.
AGE-OLD QUESTION--
IF A TREE FALLS ON
A BEAR IN THE WOODS,
DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?
WHOA!
HMM...YES.
I'D SAY THAT'S
DEFINITELY A SOUND.
THAT OUGHTA HEAT
THE COLD WAR BACK UP AGAIN.
I'LL SQUEEZE
FEATHERS
OUT OF YOU!
WHAT AM I DOING?
WE ARE PALSY-WALSY,
RIGHT?
RIGHT.
WE FORGET
THIS LITTLE TIFF
AND LET NYLONS
BE NYLONS, RIGHT?
RIGHT.
HEY, GRYZ.
ALLEY-OOP!
WHY DO YOU
THROW COCONUT
ONTO MY HEAD?
YOU CATCH IT
WHEN I SAY,
"HEY, GRYZ.
ALLEY-OOP."
SUCH FUN AND GAMES
ARE NOT COVERED
IN REGULATIONS.
GRYZ, GRYZ, GRYZ.
THIS THING
IS NO GOOD.
STOP.
SMELL THE ROSES.
TOMORROW
IS ANOTHER DAY.
LOOSEN UP!
REGULATIONS SAY
IS FIVE MINUTES
PAST BEDTIME.
I MUST HIT HAYSTACK.
I'D HATE TO BE MAROONED
ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH HIM.
OH, YEAH. IAM MAROONED
ON AN ISLAND WITH HIM.
[DARKWING]
GET RID OF--
TOMORROW--GRYZLIK--
[TAPE REWINDS]
TOMORROW I'LL
GET RID OF GRYZLIKOFF.
NICE EDIT,
IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
TOMORROW I GET RID
OF GRYZLIKOFF.
SO DUCK THINKS
HE PULLS FAST ONE, AH?
AH...AHEM.
WHERE ARE YOU, GRYZ?
FIXING BREAKFAST?
I LIKE MY EGGS OVER EASY
WITH HASH--
YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS!
GRYZLIKOFF, YOU COME
BACK HEEEEEEEERRRRRRE!
HE'LL NEVER CATCH ME.
NO ONE CAN SWIM
THAT FAR.
EXCEPT
SOMEONE WHO SWAM
THE CHANNEL TWICE
WHILE WEARING
A STRAITJACKET.
YOU WANTED
TO GET RID OF ME.
WAS IT ME
WHO SKIPPED OUT
ON A RAFT?
EN GARDE!
[PANTING AND WHEEZING]
O.K. THAT'S IT.
THIS IS WHERE
I DRAW THE LINE!
HERE'S THE DEAL,
GRYZLIKOFF.
THIS IS MY SIDE.
THAT IS YOURS.
DURING YOUR
CHILDISH PAINTING,
I HAVE ALMOST
REPAIRED SHUTTLE.
DON'T TOUCH IT
ON MY SIDE. DEAL?
DEAL!
DEAL!
WELL, WELL, WELL.
DO I DETECT
A NOTE OF TENSION
IN THIS
RELATIONSHIP?
LET'S SEE WHAT HELP
WE CAN BE.
GET YOUR HAND
OFF OF COCONUT.
NO, YOU LET GO.
IT FELL OFF MY TREE.
IT FELL ONTO MY SIDE.
SO, IT'S MINE!
IS NOT!
IS, TOO!
TOO, TOO, TOO!
NOT, NOT, NOT!
[J. GANDER]
DARKWING! GRYZLIKOFF!
YES, J. GANDER?
F.O.W.L.'s DEADLINE
IS DRAWING NEARER.
YES, J. GANDER.
YOU MUST COOPERATE
TO REPAIR THE INSTRUMENTS.
IS NOT MY FAULT.
IS HIS.
HE'S FULL OF BORSCHT.
IT'S HIS FAULT.
GENTLEMEN, GEN--
WELL!
YOU'VE
DONE IT NOW, COMRADE!
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS.
GRYZLIKOFF, LOOK!
HA! I'M NOT
FALLING FOR OLDEST
TRICK IN BOOKLET.
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
[DARKWING COUGHING]
OH...UGH!
YECCHH!
NOT THAT I CARE,
BUT THERE'S A FISH
IN YOUR EAR.
I CANNOT HEAR YOU.
THERE'S A FISH
IN MY EAR.
HELLO. ANCIENT
CAVE PAINTINGS.
THESE STRANGE GRIDS
ARE NO DOUBT
PRIMITIVE ATTEMPTS
AT MATHEMATICS.
USING MY KNOWLEDGE
OF PREHISTORIC PAINTINGS,
I'D SAY THESE WERE DONE
ABOUT...
10 MINUTES AGO.
STEELBEAK'S EGG MEN.
THAT YOKESTER
WAS BEHIND ALL THIS!
OH, BOYS.
HOW 'BOUT
SOME TEAMWORK?
A LITTLE ALLEY-OOP?
I DO NOT NEED
THE ALLEYS OR OOPS.
WATCH. YOU MIGHT
LEARN SOMETHING.
THIS IS
HOW WE DO IT
IN OLD COUNTRY.
COMRADE, WAIT.
DOES THIS MEAN
WE ARE ONCE MORE
FRIENDS?
WELL...
NAAAAAH!
NAAAAAH!
HA HA HA! AWRIGHT.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
FOR A MINUTE THERE,
I THOUGHT THINGS
WOULD GET MUSHY.
SILLY ME. NOW C'MON!
I PERSONALLY WANNA
THANK YOUSE
FOR BUYIN' ME SOME TIME.
NOW I CAN BLOW THIS JOINT
AND GET READY
FOR THE BIG WASHOUT.
I THOUGHT
THIS ISLAND WAS
YOUR HEADQUARTERS.
I'LL MAKE IT SIMPLE
FOR A SIMPLETON LIKE YOU--
THERE'S ONLY ONE FORCE
STRONG ENOUGH
TO CONTROL THE TIDES.
COCONUTS?
NO, NOT COCONUTS.
THE MOON. THE MOON!
SEE YA...NEVER!
WELL, HERE IS
ANOTHER FINE MESS
YOU HAVE GOT US
INTO, COMRADE!
MY FAULT?
THIS IS
ALL YOUR FAULT.
NO WAY, NOODLENIK.
WAS YOUR FAULT.
GRYZ, IS THIS
REALLY THE TIME
TO ASSIGN BLAME?
WHAT SAY
WE CALL A TRUCE?
WE TRIED TRUCE.
IT FAILED.
I HAVE NO OBJECTION
TO ANOTHER TRY.
ON THREE, SWING RIGHT.
WE SWING LEFT.
RIGHT, RIGHT!
LEFT, LEFT!
LEFT, LEFT!
RIGHT, RIGHT!
YAAAAAAAHHHHH!
IS THE SHUTTLE WORKING?
IS IN 90%
OF WORKING ORDER.
WE HAVE TO STOP
STEELBEAK.
IMPOSSIBLE.
QUADRUPLICATE
REQUISITION FORMS
ARE NEEDED
TO LEAVE HEMISPHERE.
TO LEAVE
THE STRATOSPHERE,
THE PAPERWORK
WOULD BE
ASTROLOGICAL!
SUIT YOURSELF, GRYZ.
NOW EXCUSE ME
WHILE I SAVE THE WORLD!
LET'S SEE.
THIS SHOULD BE
THE IGNITION.
IT MUST BE THIS ONE...
OR THIS ONE.
AHA!
I MUST BE CRAZY
FOR DOING THIS.
I JUST REALIZED
I DO NOT HAVE
COORDINATES
TO FIND MOON.
AIM FOR THAT WHITE BALL.
YOU MIGHT WANNA START
HITTING THE BRAKES NOW.
REMEMBER
I SAID SHUTTLE
IS 90% FIXED?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SO?
BRAKES ARE
IN OTHER 10%.
IEEEEEEEEEE!
YEEEEEEEAGH!
HOO BOY!
THAT MAP COMPANY'S
GONNA HEAR FROM ME.
SEA OF TRANQUILITY,
MY BEAK!
HERE IS
OXYGEN HELMET,
COMRADE FRIEND.
THANKS, PAL.
I AM ABOUT TO BECOME
FIRST SHUSH AGENT
ON MOON.
WAIT JUST A MINUTE,
PARTNER.
WHAT IS PROBLEM,
COMRADE?
I THINK
I OUGHTA GO FIRST.
WHY SHOULD YOU
GET THE GLORY?
BECAUSE I AM STAFF.
YOU ARE ONLY FREELANCER.
O.K. LOOK.
LET'S DON'T GET
STARTED AGAIN.
LET'S SETTLE THIS
LIKE ADULTS.
AGREED.
I'LL TAKE ODDS.
I'LL TAKE EVENS.
ONCE, TWICE, THREE,
SHOOT!
EVENS. I WIN.
EXCUSE ME.
I'M ABOUT TO BOLDLY GO
WHERE NO MALLARD
HAS GONE BEFORE.
ONE SMALL STEP
FOR DARKWING DUCK,
ONE GIANT LEAP
FOR DUCK--UH!
WHOOAAAA-HOO-HOO!
LET ME CONSULT
REGULATION BOOK
FOR PROPER PROCEDURE.
NO TIME!
IN MINUTES, HALF
OF EARTH'S CITIES
WILL BE HUMONGOUS
WATER PARKS!
AND NOW IT'S TIME
TO MAKE SOME WAVES.
THAT'S FAR ENOUGH,
STEELBEAK.
YOU DO GET AROUND,
DON'T YOUSE?
YOUR BODY IS 90% WATER.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
AND RIGHT NOW
YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
ARE SWELLING
AND PULLING APART!
AND I FEEL FABULOUS!
HEY, WHAT WENT WRONG?
WHY YOU WERE
UNAFFECTED
BY DEADLY RAY?
GUESS YOUR
REGULATION BOOK'S GOOD
FOR SOMETHING
AFTER ALL.
LOOK WHAT YOU
HAVE DONE.
UNAUTHORIZED DAMAGE
OF REGULATION BOOK
IS AGAINST REGULATIONS!
THIS IS SERIOUS BREACH
OF OFFICIAL RULES.
MAYBE YOU'D BE
HAPPIER IF I--
IS TIME FOR ANOTHER
TRUCE, COMRADE?
ALLEY-OOP,
DARKWING DUCK!
HERE'S WHERE
THE TIDE TURNS, STEELBEAK.
EGG MEN,
SCRAMBLE THOSE POACHERS!
C'MON, COMRADE.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
I AM OUTTA HERE.
NEXT TIME WE MEET,
YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY,
DARKWING DUFUS!
STEELBEAK ESCAPED,
BUT WE SAVED
THE WORLD.
NOT A BAD DAY'S WORK.
WE BURY THE HATCHBACK
AND WORK AS COLLEAGUES.
I'M FOR IT.
GOOD. IT COULD BE MONTHS
BEFORE WE ARE RESCUED.
WE'LL RADIO AN SOS WITH
STEELBEAK'S EQUIPMENT.
IS AGAINST REGULATIONS
TO USE LUNAR AIRWAVES.
ANY NOODLENUT
KNOWS THAT.
LISTEN, BORSCHT BRAIN,
I'LL TELL YOU
A THING OR THREE,
STARTING WITH THIS ONE
RIGHT HERE...
THIS IS MY SIDE.
THAT IS YOURS.
THIS IS MY SIDE!
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT?
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
DARKWING DUCK,
TORMENTOR OF THE GUILTY,
HAD DONE HIS JOB WELL.
HE HAD WASHED THE CITY
CLEAN OF CRIME
LIKE A...DAMP MOP?
THAT'S NOT DRAMATIC.
SCOURING PAD? SQUEEGEE?
I GOT IT!
HE'D WASHED
THE CITY CLEAN LIKE A...
TIDAL WAVE?
SOMEWHAT UNUSUAL
FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR.
WE DON'T GENERALLY GET
TIDAL WAVES UNTIL--
HELLO.
A FLASHQUACK MESSAGE?
[CRASH]
"URGENT. COME TO SHUSH
IMMEDIATELY.
"YOUR ASSISTANCE
IS URGENTLY REQUIRED.
REPEAT--URGENT."
SOUNDS LIKE
IT'S URGENT.
WE HAVE AN URGENT SITUATION,
DARKWING DUCK.
THERE'S BEEN A FLOOD
OF TIDAL WAVES WORLDWIDE.
UH, YES, J. GANDER.
I HEARD ABOUT IT.
OBVIOUSLY CAUSED
BY VOLCANIC ACTIVITY
WITH A SEISMIC FORCE
OF 7.3,
AN EPICENTER
IN THE SOUTHERN
HEMISPHERE.
A MOST
IMPRESSIVE
DEDUCTION,
BUT THESE WAVES
AREN'T NATURAL
DISASTERS.
WHICH LEADS ME
TO CONCLUDE
THEY MUST BE
UNNATURAL DISASTERS!
MOST UNNATURAL, INDEED.
SHOW HIM THE NOTE,
AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
THIS WAS RECEIVED
FROM F.O.W.L.,
THE FIENDISH
ORGANIZATION
FOR WORLD LARCENY.
I KNOW WHAT
IT STANDS FOR!
THEY THREATEN DEVASTATION
OF THE PLANET
UNLESS $90 KAZILLION
ARE TURNED OVER TO THEM
WITHIN 72 HOURS.
SEE WHY WE NEED
YOUR HELP?
I GUESS I COULD KICK IN
A FEW BUCKS.
IT'S YOUR EXPERTISE
WE NEED, NOT MONEY.
OH, OH, YES. OF COURSE.
YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE
ON MY EXPERTISE.
YOU'LL FLY HERE IN
THE STEALTH SHUTTLE,
A VEHICLE
DEVELOPED FOR
THE SPACE PROGRAM.
AFTER I SUMMON
MY CRACK PILOT LAUNCHPAD,
I'LL BE READY TO GO.
NO. THIS VEHICLE
IS SO COMPLEX,
IT CAN ONLY BE FLOWN
BY THE SHUTTLE'S
TEST PILOT.
WHO IS ME.
HOLD THE PHONE!
I'M NOT FLYING
WITH LAUGHING BOY HERE.
YOU DON'T BELONG
WITH SHUSH
MISSION ANYWAY!
NOW, NOW,
AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
I WANT YOU TWO
WORKING AS A TEAM.
IS THAT CLEAR?
NOW, GENTLEMEN,
OUR RESEARCH STAFF
HAS DESIGNED
NEW EQUIPMENT
YOU MAY FIND USEFUL.
THIS WRISTWATCH,
FOR INSTANCE,
IS ACTUALLY A VERY
DESTRUCTIVE GRENADE.
IT'S RUNNING SLOW.
TO SET IT OFF,
PULL THE STEM.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
THEN PUSH IT
BACK IN.
HMM! EQUIPMENT
IN WORKING ORDER.
CHECK.
[J. GANDER]
DARKWING, PLEASE,
YOU MUST REMEMBER,
THE FATE OF THE WORLD
DEPENDS UPON YOU
AND AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
STEP ON IT.
IT'S ALREADY 4 P.M.,
AND WE'RE STILL
NOT THERE.
WE FLY SO FAST,
IT ONLY FEELS LIKE
WE'RE MOVING SLOW.
IT IS ACTUALLY 11:00
YESTERDAY MORNING.
REGULATIONS SAY
KEEP YOUR TIMEPIECE
SET CORRECTLY.
OH, REGULATIONS!
WELL, O.K.
FINE. THERE.
SEE? I SET...IT.
OOPS.
YOU AND YOUR REGULATIONS!
AUTO-RADAR DEVICE
IS GONE!
SO YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
IF WE'RE GOING
EAST OR WEST
OR UP...
WE'RE GOING DOWN!
TURN RIGHT!
NO! LEFT.
LEFT!
RIGHT!
RIGHT! RIGHT!
IN ANOTHER 48 HOURS,
F.O.W.L. HIGH COMMAND
IS GONNA BE 90 KAZILLION
SAMOLEONS RICHER.
HEY,
MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME
TO ASK FOR A RAISE, HAH?
[CRASH]
YO-HO-HO!
WHAT WAS THAT?
I THINK IT WAS
A COCONUT, BOSS.
LET ME SEE THAT.
YOU'VE KAPUTTED
ENTIRE CRAFT,
NEARLY EXPIRATING
OUR LIVES!
CHILL OUT,
WILL YA, GRYZ?
JUST BE GRATEFUL THESE--
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGH!
[THUD]
WATCH YOURSELF.
THAT FIRST STEP'S A...
DOOZY.
[STEELBEAK]
AGENT GRYZLYFACE, TOO?
UGH!
BETTER
STEP ASIDE.
SO I CAN GET HIT
BY COCONUT?
NO.
THE SHUTTLE IS
ABOUT TO...
FALL.
[J. GANDER]
AGENT GRYZLIKOFF!
DARKWING DUCK!
WE'RE HERE,
J. GANDER,
WHEREVER HERE IS.
SHUTTLE
WAS SEVERELY DAMAGED
DUE TO INCOMPETENT
BUNGLING OF NOODLENUT!
NOODLENUT?
IF F.O.W.L.'s PLAN
IS NOT STOPPED,
THE WORLD
WILL BE DESTROYED!
IF WORLD
IS DESTROYED,
IS HIS FAULT.
IT IS NOT!
NOT, NOT, NOT!
IS, IS, IS!
STOP THIS SQUABBLING!
YOU MUST WORK AS A TEAM!
THOSE TWO WANNA
STOP MY MAD PLAN?
WELL, MAYBE
IT'S TIME THIS TEAM
HAD A LITTLE
COACHING, AH?
J. GANDER'S RIGHT.
WE CAN'T FIGHT WHEN
THE WHOLE WORLD'S
DEPENDING ON US.
LET'S PUT ASIDE
OUR DIFFERENCES
AND WORK AS A TEAM.
DA, COMRADE.DA.
WHAT DO WE DO FIRST?
IT'LL BE DARK SOON.
WE MUST BUILD
A SHELTER.
YOU GO CHOP DOWN
15 TALL PALM TREES.
DA. RIGHT.
WE ALSO HAVE TO EAT,
SO GATHER A COUPLE
DOZEN COCONUTS.
WELL, GET TO IT,
PARTNER.
DA, DA. RIGHT.
CHOP 15 PALM TREES.
GATHER TWO DOZEN
COCONUTS, AND--
HMMM...
OH!
[FUMING]
♪ YA TA-TOOTIE ♪♪
WHAT WILL
YOU BE DOING,
COMRADE PARTNER?
WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA
DO THE DIRTY WORK
AND GUARD THE SHUTTLE.
OH.DA, COMRADE.
DA.
OF COURSE.
♪ YA TOO TOO
TOO TOO ♪
♪ YA TA-- ♪♪
WATCH IT, OLD PAL.
YOU NEARLY BEANED ME.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING,
COMRADE.
NO, BUT WE DID.
WHATEVER IT IS
THAT YOU DIDN'T DO,
DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN,
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
BUT I DID NOTHING.
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
CALLING ME A LIAR,
OLD AMIGO.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT DOES IT.
PTOOEY.
PTOOEY.
AGE-OLD QUESTION--
IF A TREE FALLS ON
A BEAR IN THE WOODS,
DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?
WHOA!
HMM...YES.
I'D SAY THAT'S
DEFINITELY A SOUND.
THAT OUGHTA HEAT
THE COLD WAR BACK UP AGAIN.
I'LL SQUEEZE
FEATHERS
OUT OF YOU!
WHAT AM I DOING?
WE ARE PALSY-WALSY,
RIGHT?
RIGHT.
WE FORGET
THIS LITTLE TIFF
AND LET NYLONS
BE NYLONS, RIGHT?
RIGHT.
HEY, GRYZ.
ALLEY-OOP!
WHY DO YOU
THROW COCONUT
ONTO MY HEAD?
YOU CATCH IT
WHEN I SAY,
"HEY, GRYZ.
ALLEY-OOP."
SUCH FUN AND GAMES
ARE NOT COVERED
IN REGULATIONS.
GRYZ, GRYZ, GRYZ.
THIS THING
IS NO GOOD.
STOP.
SMELL THE ROSES.
TOMORROW
IS ANOTHER DAY.
LOOSEN UP!
REGULATIONS SAY
IS FIVE MINUTES
PAST BEDTIME.
I MUST HIT HAYSTACK.
I'D HATE TO BE MAROONED
ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH HIM.
OH, YEAH. IAM MAROONED
ON AN ISLAND WITH HIM.
[DARKWING]
GET RID OF--
TOMORROW--GRYZLIK--
[TAPE REWINDS]
TOMORROW I'LL
GET RID OF GRYZLIKOFF.
NICE EDIT,
IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
TOMORROW I GET RID
OF GRYZLIKOFF.
SO DUCK THINKS
HE PULLS FAST ONE, AH?
AH...AHEM.
WHERE ARE YOU, GRYZ?
FIXING BREAKFAST?
I LIKE MY EGGS OVER EASY
WITH HASH--
YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS!
GRYZLIKOFF, YOU COME
BACK HEEEEEEEERRRRRRE!
HE'LL NEVER CATCH ME.
NO ONE CAN SWIM
THAT FAR.
EXCEPT
SOMEONE WHO SWAM
THE CHANNEL TWICE
WHILE WEARING
A STRAITJACKET.
YOU WANTED
TO GET RID OF ME.
WAS IT ME
WHO SKIPPED OUT
ON A RAFT?
EN GARDE!
[PANTING AND WHEEZING]
O.K. THAT'S IT.
THIS IS WHERE
I DRAW THE LINE!
HERE'S THE DEAL,
GRYZLIKOFF.
THIS IS MY SIDE.
THAT IS YOURS.
DURING YOUR
CHILDISH PAINTING,
I HAVE ALMOST
REPAIRED SHUTTLE.
DON'T TOUCH IT
ON MY SIDE. DEAL?
DEAL!
DEAL!
WELL, WELL, WELL.
DO I DETECT
A NOTE OF TENSION
IN THIS
RELATIONSHIP?
LET'S SEE WHAT HELP
WE CAN BE.
GET YOUR HAND
OFF OF COCONUT.
NO, YOU LET GO.
IT FELL OFF MY TREE.
IT FELL ONTO MY SIDE.
SO, IT'S MINE!
IS NOT!
IS, TOO!
TOO, TOO, TOO!
NOT, NOT, NOT!
[J. GANDER]
DARKWING! GRYZLIKOFF!
YES, J. GANDER?
F.O.W.L.'s DEADLINE
IS DRAWING NEARER.
YES, J. GANDER.
YOU MUST COOPERATE
TO REPAIR THE INSTRUMENTS.
IS NOT MY FAULT.
IS HIS.
HE'S FULL OF BORSCHT.
IT'S HIS FAULT.
GENTLEMEN, GEN--
WELL!
YOU'VE
DONE IT NOW, COMRADE!
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS.
GRYZLIKOFF, LOOK!
HA! I'M NOT
FALLING FOR OLDEST
TRICK IN BOOKLET.
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
[DARKWING COUGHING]
OH...UGH!
YECCHH!
NOT THAT I CARE,
BUT THERE'S A FISH
IN YOUR EAR.
I CANNOT HEAR YOU.
THERE'S A FISH
IN MY EAR.
HELLO. ANCIENT
CAVE PAINTINGS.
THESE STRANGE GRIDS
ARE NO DOUBT
PRIMITIVE ATTEMPTS
AT MATHEMATICS.
USING MY KNOWLEDGE
OF PREHISTORIC PAINTINGS,
I'D SAY THESE WERE DONE
ABOUT...
10 MINUTES AGO.
STEELBEAK'S EGG MEN.
THAT YOKESTER
WAS BEHIND ALL THIS!
OH, BOYS.
HOW 'BOUT
SOME TEAMWORK?
A LITTLE ALLEY-OOP?
I DO NOT NEED
THE ALLEYS OR OOPS.
WATCH. YOU MIGHT
LEARN SOMETHING.
THIS IS
HOW WE DO IT
IN OLD COUNTRY.
COMRADE, WAIT.
DOES THIS MEAN
WE ARE ONCE MORE
FRIENDS?
WELL...
NAAAAAH!
NAAAAAH!
HA HA HA! AWRIGHT.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
FOR A MINUTE THERE,
I THOUGHT THINGS
WOULD GET MUSHY.
SILLY ME. NOW C'MON!
I PERSONALLY WANNA
THANK YOUSE
FOR BUYIN' ME SOME TIME.
NOW I CAN BLOW THIS JOINT
AND GET READY
FOR THE BIG WASHOUT.
I THOUGHT
THIS ISLAND WAS
YOUR HEADQUARTERS.
I'LL MAKE IT SIMPLE
FOR A SIMPLETON LIKE YOU--
THERE'S ONLY ONE FORCE
STRONG ENOUGH
TO CONTROL THE TIDES.
COCONUTS?
NO, NOT COCONUTS.
THE MOON. THE MOON!
SEE YA...NEVER!
WELL, HERE IS
ANOTHER FINE MESS
YOU HAVE GOT US
INTO, COMRADE!
MY FAULT?
THIS IS
ALL YOUR FAULT.
NO WAY, NOODLENIK.
WAS YOUR FAULT.
GRYZ, IS THIS
REALLY THE TIME
TO ASSIGN BLAME?
WHAT SAY
WE CALL A TRUCE?
WE TRIED TRUCE.
IT FAILED.
I HAVE NO OBJECTION
TO ANOTHER TRY.
ON THREE, SWING RIGHT.
WE SWING LEFT.
RIGHT, RIGHT!
LEFT, LEFT!
LEFT, LEFT!
RIGHT, RIGHT!
YAAAAAAAHHHHH!
IS THE SHUTTLE WORKING?
IS IN 90%
OF WORKING ORDER.
WE HAVE TO STOP
STEELBEAK.
IMPOSSIBLE.
QUADRUPLICATE
REQUISITION FORMS
ARE NEEDED
TO LEAVE HEMISPHERE.
TO LEAVE
THE STRATOSPHERE,
THE PAPERWORK
WOULD BE
ASTROLOGICAL!
SUIT YOURSELF, GRYZ.
NOW EXCUSE ME
WHILE I SAVE THE WORLD!
LET'S SEE.
THIS SHOULD BE
THE IGNITION.
IT MUST BE THIS ONE...
OR THIS ONE.
AHA!
I MUST BE CRAZY
FOR DOING THIS.
I JUST REALIZED
I DO NOT HAVE
COORDINATES
TO FIND MOON.
AIM FOR THAT WHITE BALL.
YOU MIGHT WANNA START
HITTING THE BRAKES NOW.
REMEMBER
I SAID SHUTTLE
IS 90% FIXED?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SO?
BRAKES ARE
IN OTHER 10%.
IEEEEEEEEEE!
YEEEEEEEAGH!
HOO BOY!
THAT MAP COMPANY'S
GONNA HEAR FROM ME.
SEA OF TRANQUILITY,
MY BEAK!
HERE IS
OXYGEN HELMET,
COMRADE FRIEND.
THANKS, PAL.
I AM ABOUT TO BECOME
FIRST SHUSH AGENT
ON MOON.
WAIT JUST A MINUTE,
PARTNER.
WHAT IS PROBLEM,
COMRADE?
I THINK
I OUGHTA GO FIRST.
WHY SHOULD YOU
GET THE GLORY?
BECAUSE I AM STAFF.
YOU ARE ONLY FREELANCER.
O.K. LOOK.
LET'S DON'T GET
STARTED AGAIN.
LET'S SETTLE THIS
LIKE ADULTS.
AGREED.
I'LL TAKE ODDS.
I'LL TAKE EVENS.
ONCE, TWICE, THREE,
SHOOT!
EVENS. I WIN.
EXCUSE ME.
I'M ABOUT TO BOLDLY GO
WHERE NO MALLARD
HAS GONE BEFORE.
ONE SMALL STEP
FOR DARKWING DUCK,
ONE GIANT LEAP
FOR DUCK--UH!
WHOOAAAA-HOO-HOO!
LET ME CONSULT
REGULATION BOOK
FOR PROPER PROCEDURE.
NO TIME!
IN MINUTES, HALF
OF EARTH'S CITIES
WILL BE HUMONGOUS
WATER PARKS!
AND NOW IT'S TIME
TO MAKE SOME WAVES.
THAT'S FAR ENOUGH,
STEELBEAK.
YOU DO GET AROUND,
DON'T YOUSE?
YOUR BODY IS 90% WATER.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
AND RIGHT NOW
YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
ARE SWELLING
AND PULLING APART!
AND I FEEL FABULOUS!
HEY, WHAT WENT WRONG?
WHY YOU WERE
UNAFFECTED
BY DEADLY RAY?
GUESS YOUR
REGULATION BOOK'S GOOD
FOR SOMETHING
AFTER ALL.
LOOK WHAT YOU
HAVE DONE.
UNAUTHORIZED DAMAGE
OF REGULATION BOOK
IS AGAINST REGULATIONS!
THIS IS SERIOUS BREACH
OF OFFICIAL RULES.
MAYBE YOU'D BE
HAPPIER IF I--
IS TIME FOR ANOTHER
TRUCE, COMRADE?
ALLEY-OOP,
DARKWING DUCK!
HERE'S WHERE
THE TIDE TURNS, STEELBEAK.
EGG MEN,
SCRAMBLE THOSE POACHERS!
C'MON, COMRADE.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
I AM OUTTA HERE.
NEXT TIME WE MEET,
YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY,
DARKWING DUFUS!
STEELBEAK ESCAPED,
BUT WE SAVED
THE WORLD.
NOT A BAD DAY'S WORK.
WE BURY THE HATCHBACK
AND WORK AS COLLEAGUES.
I'M FOR IT.
GOOD. IT COULD BE MONTHS
BEFORE WE ARE RESCUED.
WE'LL RADIO AN SOS WITH
STEELBEAK'S EQUIPMENT.
IS AGAINST REGULATIONS
TO USE LUNAR AIRWAVES.
ANY NOODLENUT
KNOWS THAT.
LISTEN, BORSCHT BRAIN,
I'LL TELL YOU
A THING OR THREE,
STARTING WITH THIS ONE
RIGHT HERE...
THIS IS MY SIDE.
THAT IS YOURS.
THIS IS MY SIDE!
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT?