Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 65 - Bad Luck Duck - full transcript
♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
HA HA HA.
FINALLY DITCHED HIM!
TIME TO FACE
THE MUSIC, NEGADUCK!
OOH, I LOVE MUSICALS!
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
BYE-BYE, BIRDIE?
WHOOAAA!
AHH, PERFECT.
THAT PEST WILL
NEVER FIND ME HERE.
WANNA BET?
YOU JUST GOT LUCKY.
THERE'S NO
SUCH THING AS LUCK.
I DID IT WITH
PERSISTENCE, SKILL,
AND DRAMATIC TIMING.
[RUMBLING]
TA-TA, TWERP!
COME BACK AND
FIGHT LIKE A DUCK!
ZOOM-GOLLY.
ZOOM-GOLLY!
SISS-BOOM-BALLY-WALLY!
WHO-DO VOO-DOO?
ME-DO VOO-DOO!
WHO-DO VOO-DOO?
HE-DO VOO-DOO!
WHO-DO VOO-DOO?
HE-DO VOO-DOO!
WHO-DO VOO-DOO?
HE-DO VOO-DOO!
I COMMAND SPIRITS
OF MAGIC CRYSTAL,
BRING LIFE TO THAT
WHICH HAS NONE!
BRING LIFE TO THAT
WHICH HAS NONE!
YOU DID IT!
YOU STOP
FIRE MOUNTAIN.
THINK OF THE HAVOC
I COULD WREAK
WITH THAT
MAGIC DOOHICKEY.
SO SORRY!
GOTTA RUN!
UHH! DUCK STEAL CRYSTAL!
STOP HIM!
O.K., NEGADUCK,
THE JIG IS UP.
THERE IS DUCK!
AH, THE LOCALS.
REMEMBER,
WHEN TRAVELING ABROAD,
WE'RE ALL AMBASSADORS
OF OUR COUNTRY.
MUST BE A NATIVE
WELCOMING CUSTOM.
HA HA HA.
GIVE BACK MAGIC AMULET
YOU STOLE!
DARKWING DUCK, STEAL?
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
O.K, FINE.
YOU'RE SERIOUS.
I SWEAR
I DON'T HAVE IT,
BUT I DO HAVE...
THIS!
YOU MAKE
WITCH DOCTOR ANGRY.
YOU MUST SUFFER CURSE
OF ETERNAL BAD LUCK.
NOT CURSE OF
ETERNAL BAD LUCK!
BOIL DUCK IN OIL.
SKIN DUCK ALIVE.
ANYTHING BUT THAT.
PER-E-STROI-KA,
BAM-BI, DUM-BO!
CHIC-KEN GUM-BO!
BAD LUCK CURSE. HAH!
I DON'T BELIEVE
IN SILLY SUPERSTITIONS.
WHOAAA!
GIVE BACK AMULET.
BAD LUCK ONLY
GET WORSE.
BAD LUCK,
MY WEBBED FOOT.
THIS COULD HAVE
HAPPENED TO ANYONE.
LUCK DOESN'T
ENTER INTO IT.
HIT IT, LAUNCHPAD!
IMAGINE THAT
SUPERSTITIOUS WITCH DOCTOR
THINKING HE'D PUT
A BAD LUCK SPELL ON ME.
NEGADUCK DID GET AWAY.
HE WAS JUST LUCKY--
UH, NEVER MIND.
JUST HURRY, LAUNCHPAD.
WE MUSTN'T BE LATE
FOR MY FAN CLUB MEETING.
I DON'T WANT TO LET MY
THOUSANDS OF ADMIRERS DOWN.
WAAHH-HAH-HAH-HAH!
AHEM!
WELCOME FELLOW FANS,
GROUPIES, AND
HERO WORSHIPERS!
DARKWING!
DARKWING!
DARKWING!
DARKWING!
DARKWING!
DARKWING!
LOOKS LIKE A FUND RAISER
FOR THE SAVE THE GEEKS
FOUNDATION.
AS PRESIDENT
OF OUR FAN CLUB,
I'M HONORED TO WELCOME
THAT HERO OF HEROES...
DARKWING DUCK!
UH...
WHAT HAPPENED?
I'M SURE HE'LL
SURPRISE US
WITH ONE OF HIS
HEROIC ENTRANCES.
YAAAHH!
SEE? WHAT'D
I TELL YA?
OOO! OOO!
OOO! OOO!
DARKWING--WHAT A GUY!
OH, DARKWING!
YOU BIG HUNK, YA!
HA HA HA!
THIS IS MY
ENTIRE FAN CLUB?
KIND OF
UNDERWHELMING, HUH?
AT LEAST
THE DIP'S GOOD,
IF YOU LIKE
CEILING PLASTER.
THEY MAY NOT BE MUCH,
BUT THEY'RE MINE.
I'VE PREPARED A SHORT,
DIGNIFIED SPEECH.
AHEM!
GOOD EVENING,
THRONGS OF ADORING FANS.
THAT REALLY
WAS SHORT.
HEY, GOS, WHAT'S
WRONG WITH D.W.?
HE JUST CAME DOWN WITH
THE WORLD'S WORST CASE
OF KLUTZITITIS!
IT'S PROBABLY
THE BAD LUCK CURSE.
THAT'S JUST
A SILLY SUPERSTITION!
YEAH, RIGHT.
IF THIS MAGIC GIZMO
REALLY WORKS,
I'LL TURN ST. CANARD
INTO KITTY KIBBLE!
HA HA HA!
[ROAR]
[ROAR]
CHOWTIME, LEO!
WELL, IT CERTAINLY IS
A LOVELY SHERBET SCULPTURE,
UH, MISS.
IT MAKES ME WISH
YOU WERE BEING ATTACKED
BY SOME HORRIBLE MENACE...
SO I COULD DEMONSTRATE
THE FANTASTIC ABILITIES
YOU IDOLIZE.
[GRRR]
I GOT TO WATCH
WHAT I WISH FOR.
AAH!
O.K., FURBALL, SHOW ME
YOUR BEST STUFF.
WHOA! THAT'S
PRETTY GOOD STUFF.
CARVE HIM
INTO KITTY LITTER!
RIP DUCK'S
FEATHERS OUT!
PARTY POOPERS!
[ROAR]
I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY,
BUT TONIGHT'S
THE FIRST ANNUAL
DARKWING DUCK PARADE.
WOULDN'T MISS IT!
HANG ON,
DARKWING!
UGH!
UGH!
ATTACKED BY
A STONE LION?
WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS
PSYCHOKINETIC PHENOMENA?
NEGADUCK!
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
BABALU!
BOOGALU!
TAR AND FEATHER DUCK!
THERE IS DUCK!
CIAO, BOYS!
NO TIME TO PLAY.
I GET IT!
NEGADUCK
STOLE THE AMULET.
MAYBE HE CAN GIVE
THOSE NATIVES THE SLIP,
BUT NOT DARKWING--AAH!
[CRASH]
BAD LUCK, D.W.
LOOKS LIKE YOU SLIPPED
ON THIS.
I'VE GOT GREAT LUCK!
I SLIPPED ON A CLUE!
ONCE I DECIPHER IT,
I'LL KNOW WHAT
NEGADUCK IS UP TO!
I'VE ANALYZED
ITS CHEMICAL COMPOSITION.
IT'S NOTHING BUT
ORDINARY KOOKY CLAY.
BUT WHAT WOULD NEGADUCK
WANT WITH KOOKY CLAY?
ELEMENTARY,
MY DEAR LAUNCHPAD.
UH-OH.
AAH!
THE BAD LUCK CURSE.
YOU SEE?
MY LUCK ISN'T BAD.
I COULD HAVE FALLEN
1,000 FEET TO MY DEMISE.
YAAHH!
SEE? MY LUCK
ISN'T BAD!
I COULD HAVE BEEN HIT
BY A CAR.
YOU SEE?
MY LUCK ISN'T BAD!
YOU SEE?
MY LUCK ISN'T BAD.
THIS CLOTHESLINE
BROKE MY FALL.
YOU SEE?
MY LUCK ISN'T BAD.
AT LEAST
THERE'S NO ONE HERE
TO WITNESS
MY HUMILIATION.
OH, DARKWING!
JUST IN TIME
FOR YOUR PARADE.
[WHEEZING]
SAY, PRETTY
NIFTY DISGUISE.
OH, HA HA HA....
DISGUISE? OF COURSE.
I--I DON'T DRESS
LIKE THIS NORMALLY.
[BASS DRUM]
AH, THE MIGHTY
MASKED MALLARD...
TAKING A TIME-OUT
FROM CRIMEBUSTING
TO JOIN HIS PARADE.
ANYTHING
FOR MY FAN CLUB.
SOME FAN CLUB.
LOOKS LIKE A FUND RAISER
FOR THE SAVE THE GEEKS
FOUNDATION.
TIME TO RAIN
ON DARKWING DUCK'S PARADE.
SUCK WATER, DO-GOODER!
I'M NOT STANDING STILL
FOR--AAH!
YES! DARKWING'S
WASHED UP LIKE
YESTERDAY'S LAUNDRY.
GET READY
TO EAT THOSE WORDS!
HAH! THE ONLY THING
THAT'S GONNA BE EATEN
IS YOU!
THAT LITTLE THING'S
GONNA EAT ME?
NO, THATBIG THING!
EASY THERE,
HIPSTER, OLE BUDDY.
I'M ONE OF YOUR
REGULAR CUSTOMERS.
O.K. MAYBE MY LUCK'S
A LITTLE BAD.
[RRRHHH]
UHH! COME ON!
OOF! UHH!
REMIND ME
NOT TO BUY ANY MORE
RIP-PROOF CAPES.
NOW OPEN WIDE
AND SAY, "RAHHH!"
[RAHHHH]
AAH!
[NEGADUCK]
GOODBYE, GOOD GUYS.
[BURP]
HA HA HA!
AT LAST,
DARKWING DUCK IS GONE!
GONE! GONE! GONE!
I'M FREE TO WREAK HAVOC
WITHOUT HIS MEDDLING!
IT'S PARTYTIME.
YA-HOO!
OW! OOH! OW! OOH!
AH! OOH! OUCH!
WE'VE BEEN SWALLOWED ALIVE
BY A FAST-FOOD STAND.
HOW ARE WE GONNA
BREAK THROUGH
THIS STEEL?
I'M THINKING.
HMM...MAYBE A LITTLE FOOD
WOULD HELP YOU THINK, DAD.
UH, SAY, THIS ISN'T
A CHILI BURGER, IS IT?
OF COURSE NOT.
I KNOW WHAT SPICY FOOD
DOES TO YOU.
O.K. JUST
A LITTLE NIBBLE.
UH-OH.
[GOSALYN]
PRESTO. ONE JALAPEñO-POWERED
WALL SMASHER.
[DARKWING]
NO MORE TALK
ABOUT BAD LUCK.
AFTER ALL, I BROKE US
OUT OF HAMBURGER HIPPO.
THAT'S NOT ALL
YOU BROKE.
A MERE SCRATCH.
LET'S SEE IF THAT
NEFARIOUS NEGADUCK'S
ON THE NEWS.
WRONG REMOTE.
SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTOR.
I'LL GET ONE, DAD.
OOH!
EXCUSE ME.
I'M LOOKING FOR DUCK
IN RIDICULOUS COSTUME.
THERE IS DUCK!
OHH...
WHERE'S THE DOCTOR?
WITCH DOCTOR!
I DON'T CARE.
ANY DOCTOR...
EXCEPT THAT ONE.
NOW YOU BELIEVE
IN CURSE OF
ETERNAL BAD LUCK?
I BELIEVE!
JUST UNCURSE ME.
FIRST GIVE BACK
MAGIC CRYSTAL AMULET
THAT BRING LIFE.
BRING LIFE?
AHA! SO THAT'S HOW
NEGADUCK'S DOING IT!
MY DIABOLICAL DOUBLE
HAS YOUR AMULET.
MAGIC VERY DANGEROUS
IN WRONG HANDS.
BUT D.W.'S GOT THAT CURSE.
TAKE IT OFF
SO HE CAN GET IT BACK.
OKEY-DOKE.
I REMOVE CURSE NOW.
BOOM-BOLLY, ZOOM-ZOLLY,
GOOD-GOLLY, MISS MOLLY!
AH-CHOO!
WHOA! WHEW.
BIG BUMMER.
CAN'T REMOVE CURSE
WITHOUT RATTLE.
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
YOU'RE CURSED,
REMEMBER?
TO THE KOOKY CLAY
FACTORY.
WHEN NEGADUCK
RUNS OUT OF CLAY,
I'LL BE WAITING.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT
THAT SILLY CURSE.
OOHHHHH!
UH...
HA HA, AHEM.
I JUST THOUGHT
I'D CATCH UP ON MY READING.
THERE. THAT'S
2 TONS OF THE STUFF.
ENOUGH KOOKY CLAY
TO LAST FOR YEARS!
TOO BAD
ST. CANARD WON'T
LAST THAT LONG.
TRAINS, PLANES,
NATIONAL MONUMENTS--
ALL AT MY COMMAND.
WITH ALL THAT POWER,
WHO CAN STOP ME?
I AM THE TERROR THAT--
[COUGHING]
UHH! OOW! ALL RIGHT!
WHO PUT
THE BANANA PEEL THERE?
IT'S THE TERROR
THAT TRIPS
IN THE NIGHT.
VERY FUNNY. WE'LL SEE
WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH!
LOOKS LIKE I GET
THE LAST LAUGH,
DARKWIMP. HA! HA!
UHH! OH, YEAH?
I'LL GET AN EVEN
LASTER LAST LAUGH.
HA HA HA!
WAIT!
D.W.,
THE ELEVATOR'S--
AAH!
[CRASH]
[LAUNCHPAD]
OUT OF ORDER.
A LITTLE SETBACK
NEVER STOPPED DARKWING DUCK.
QUICK! THE STAIRS!
[NEGADUCK]
ARRIVEDERCI, DUCKY!
SORRY TO BEAT
AND RUN.
GUESS AGAIN, NEGADUCK!
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
WHOA! AAH! WAAH!
[NEGADUCK]
MISSED ME!
YOU MISSED ME!
I DIDN'T WANT TO GET
THIS DANGEROUS.
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
YEAH, YEAH, AAAH.
NO BAD LUCK CURSE
CAN STOP THIS DUCK.
OUCH.
GOING DOOOOWN!
D.W.!
OOH! OOH! POOH!
I GOTCHA, D.W.
WE SHALL FIGHT THEM
ON THE BEACHES.
I'M A MENACE TO MYSELF
AND THE COMMUNITY.
WE'LL FIND A WAY
TO CURE YOU.
OUCHIE!
UH...
SOONER OR LATER.
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT NEGADUCK.
ANOTHER CRIMEFIGHTER
WILL SAVE THE DAY.
ANOTHER CRIMEFIGHTER?
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY...
CORRECT.
ANOTHER CRIMEFIGHTER
PROBABLY COULD DO
BETTER THAN ME.
IT'S GONNA TAKE
DESPERATE MEASURES
TO SNAP DAD
OUT OF THIS.
O.K., TAKE OFF
THE BLINDFOLDS.
OH, GOLLY, GOLLY, GOLLY.
DARKWING'S SECRET HIDEOUT.
JUST LIKE I ALWAYS
PICTURED IT.
GUESS WHAT.
YOUR FAVE HERO
IS CALLING IT QUITS,
THROWING IN THE CAPE.
AAH!
AAH!
O.K.
O.K.
O.K.
STOP BLUBBERING!
I CAN'T LET NEGADUCK
TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
YES, DARKWING.
I AM THE ITCH
YOU CANNOT REACH.
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
GET THOSE CIVILIANS
OUTTA HERE!
I CAN'T PAY ATTENTION
TO BAD LUCK.
ON THE OTHER HAND,
IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA
TO BE PREPARED.
I'LL SHOW 'EM
WHO'S TOP DUCK.
I'LL DESTROY THE CITY
WITH ITS OWN GREATEST
LANDMARK!
QUICK!
TO THETHUNDERQUACK!
COME ON, DAD!
THIS IS NO TIME
TO GOOF AROUND.
[ROAR]
HA HA HA HA!
TODAY ST. CANARD,
TOMORROW THE WORLD!
I ALWAYS WANTED
TO SAY THAT.
[ROAR]
MY OWN HIDEOUT,
ATTACKING THE CITY.
WE'VE GOT TO STOP IT!
IF ONLY IT'D
TRIP ON SOMETHING
LIKE YOU DO.
GOOD IDEA, GOS.
LAUNCHPAD,
I HAVE A PLAN.
[ROAR]
NOBODY MESSES WITH MY TOYS
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
I'M ALWAYS PREPARED
FOR EMERGENCIES.
TIME TO CLIP YOUR WINGS,
DUCKIE!
HA HA HA HA!
NICE WORK, LAUNCHPAD.
I GUESS MY LUCK
IS FINALLY CHANGING.
AHEM.
WE HAVE A MINOR
TECHNICAL PROBLEM.
MAKE THAT MAJOR!
AAH!
AAH!
WRONG BAG.
ALL RIGHT, EVILDOER.
SUCK...
SUSHI.
O.K.
ENOUGH THEATRICS.
GIMME
THAT MAGIC AMULET.
HA! ONCE AGAIN,
DARKWING DUCK
DARINGLY TURNS
DEFEAT INTO--
DISASTER!
UH-OH.
END OF THE LINE.
YOU'VE RUN OUT OF LUCK,
DUCK.
AU CONTRAIRE.
I'VE GOT LUCK
FOR US BOTH.
IT JUST HAPPENS
TO BEBAD LUCK.
GOOD THING
I DON'T BUY
RIP-PROOF CAPES
LIKE SOME DUCKS.
[NEGADUCK]
PUH-ROBLEM.
THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.
OUCHIE.
THE WITCH DOCTOR LEFT?
OOH! I KNEW
HE'D DOUBLE-CROSS ME!
BUT YOU WON'T ROLL OFF
INTO THE WATER AGAIN.
HE DIDN'T
DOUBLE-CROSS YOU.
HE GOT HIS
SPARE MAGIC RATTLE.
BIPPITY-BOPPITY-BOO,
McGRAW-McGEE-McGOO!
RUMBA, TANGO, BOSSA-NO-VA,
ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH-DOO!
I'M CURED!
NO MORE CURSE!
I CAN DO
ANYTHING I WANT!
LOOK OUT, DAD!
THE ROPES!
GUESS I SHOULDN'T
PRESS MY LUCK.
[GLUB GLUB GLUB]
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
HA HA HA.
FINALLY DITCHED HIM!
TIME TO FACE
THE MUSIC, NEGADUCK!
OOH, I LOVE MUSICALS!
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
BYE-BYE, BIRDIE?
WHOOAAA!
AHH, PERFECT.
THAT PEST WILL
NEVER FIND ME HERE.
WANNA BET?
YOU JUST GOT LUCKY.
THERE'S NO
SUCH THING AS LUCK.
I DID IT WITH
PERSISTENCE, SKILL,
AND DRAMATIC TIMING.
[RUMBLING]
TA-TA, TWERP!
COME BACK AND
FIGHT LIKE A DUCK!
ZOOM-GOLLY.
ZOOM-GOLLY!
SISS-BOOM-BALLY-WALLY!
WHO-DO VOO-DOO?
ME-DO VOO-DOO!
WHO-DO VOO-DOO?
HE-DO VOO-DOO!
WHO-DO VOO-DOO?
HE-DO VOO-DOO!
WHO-DO VOO-DOO?
HE-DO VOO-DOO!
I COMMAND SPIRITS
OF MAGIC CRYSTAL,
BRING LIFE TO THAT
WHICH HAS NONE!
BRING LIFE TO THAT
WHICH HAS NONE!
YOU DID IT!
YOU STOP
FIRE MOUNTAIN.
THINK OF THE HAVOC
I COULD WREAK
WITH THAT
MAGIC DOOHICKEY.
SO SORRY!
GOTTA RUN!
UHH! DUCK STEAL CRYSTAL!
STOP HIM!
O.K., NEGADUCK,
THE JIG IS UP.
THERE IS DUCK!
AH, THE LOCALS.
REMEMBER,
WHEN TRAVELING ABROAD,
WE'RE ALL AMBASSADORS
OF OUR COUNTRY.
MUST BE A NATIVE
WELCOMING CUSTOM.
HA HA HA.
GIVE BACK MAGIC AMULET
YOU STOLE!
DARKWING DUCK, STEAL?
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
O.K, FINE.
YOU'RE SERIOUS.
I SWEAR
I DON'T HAVE IT,
BUT I DO HAVE...
THIS!
YOU MAKE
WITCH DOCTOR ANGRY.
YOU MUST SUFFER CURSE
OF ETERNAL BAD LUCK.
NOT CURSE OF
ETERNAL BAD LUCK!
BOIL DUCK IN OIL.
SKIN DUCK ALIVE.
ANYTHING BUT THAT.
PER-E-STROI-KA,
BAM-BI, DUM-BO!
CHIC-KEN GUM-BO!
BAD LUCK CURSE. HAH!
I DON'T BELIEVE
IN SILLY SUPERSTITIONS.
WHOAAA!
GIVE BACK AMULET.
BAD LUCK ONLY
GET WORSE.
BAD LUCK,
MY WEBBED FOOT.
THIS COULD HAVE
HAPPENED TO ANYONE.
LUCK DOESN'T
ENTER INTO IT.
HIT IT, LAUNCHPAD!
IMAGINE THAT
SUPERSTITIOUS WITCH DOCTOR
THINKING HE'D PUT
A BAD LUCK SPELL ON ME.
NEGADUCK DID GET AWAY.
HE WAS JUST LUCKY--
UH, NEVER MIND.
JUST HURRY, LAUNCHPAD.
WE MUSTN'T BE LATE
FOR MY FAN CLUB MEETING.
I DON'T WANT TO LET MY
THOUSANDS OF ADMIRERS DOWN.
WAAHH-HAH-HAH-HAH!
AHEM!
WELCOME FELLOW FANS,
GROUPIES, AND
HERO WORSHIPERS!
DARKWING!
DARKWING!
DARKWING!
DARKWING!
DARKWING!
DARKWING!
LOOKS LIKE A FUND RAISER
FOR THE SAVE THE GEEKS
FOUNDATION.
AS PRESIDENT
OF OUR FAN CLUB,
I'M HONORED TO WELCOME
THAT HERO OF HEROES...
DARKWING DUCK!
UH...
WHAT HAPPENED?
I'M SURE HE'LL
SURPRISE US
WITH ONE OF HIS
HEROIC ENTRANCES.
YAAAHH!
SEE? WHAT'D
I TELL YA?
OOO! OOO!
OOO! OOO!
DARKWING--WHAT A GUY!
OH, DARKWING!
YOU BIG HUNK, YA!
HA HA HA!
THIS IS MY
ENTIRE FAN CLUB?
KIND OF
UNDERWHELMING, HUH?
AT LEAST
THE DIP'S GOOD,
IF YOU LIKE
CEILING PLASTER.
THEY MAY NOT BE MUCH,
BUT THEY'RE MINE.
I'VE PREPARED A SHORT,
DIGNIFIED SPEECH.
AHEM!
GOOD EVENING,
THRONGS OF ADORING FANS.
THAT REALLY
WAS SHORT.
HEY, GOS, WHAT'S
WRONG WITH D.W.?
HE JUST CAME DOWN WITH
THE WORLD'S WORST CASE
OF KLUTZITITIS!
IT'S PROBABLY
THE BAD LUCK CURSE.
THAT'S JUST
A SILLY SUPERSTITION!
YEAH, RIGHT.
IF THIS MAGIC GIZMO
REALLY WORKS,
I'LL TURN ST. CANARD
INTO KITTY KIBBLE!
HA HA HA!
[ROAR]
[ROAR]
CHOWTIME, LEO!
WELL, IT CERTAINLY IS
A LOVELY SHERBET SCULPTURE,
UH, MISS.
IT MAKES ME WISH
YOU WERE BEING ATTACKED
BY SOME HORRIBLE MENACE...
SO I COULD DEMONSTRATE
THE FANTASTIC ABILITIES
YOU IDOLIZE.
[GRRR]
I GOT TO WATCH
WHAT I WISH FOR.
AAH!
O.K., FURBALL, SHOW ME
YOUR BEST STUFF.
WHOA! THAT'S
PRETTY GOOD STUFF.
CARVE HIM
INTO KITTY LITTER!
RIP DUCK'S
FEATHERS OUT!
PARTY POOPERS!
[ROAR]
I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY,
BUT TONIGHT'S
THE FIRST ANNUAL
DARKWING DUCK PARADE.
WOULDN'T MISS IT!
HANG ON,
DARKWING!
UGH!
UGH!
ATTACKED BY
A STONE LION?
WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS
PSYCHOKINETIC PHENOMENA?
NEGADUCK!
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
BABALU!
BOOGALU!
TAR AND FEATHER DUCK!
THERE IS DUCK!
CIAO, BOYS!
NO TIME TO PLAY.
I GET IT!
NEGADUCK
STOLE THE AMULET.
MAYBE HE CAN GIVE
THOSE NATIVES THE SLIP,
BUT NOT DARKWING--AAH!
[CRASH]
BAD LUCK, D.W.
LOOKS LIKE YOU SLIPPED
ON THIS.
I'VE GOT GREAT LUCK!
I SLIPPED ON A CLUE!
ONCE I DECIPHER IT,
I'LL KNOW WHAT
NEGADUCK IS UP TO!
I'VE ANALYZED
ITS CHEMICAL COMPOSITION.
IT'S NOTHING BUT
ORDINARY KOOKY CLAY.
BUT WHAT WOULD NEGADUCK
WANT WITH KOOKY CLAY?
ELEMENTARY,
MY DEAR LAUNCHPAD.
UH-OH.
AAH!
THE BAD LUCK CURSE.
YOU SEE?
MY LUCK ISN'T BAD.
I COULD HAVE FALLEN
1,000 FEET TO MY DEMISE.
YAAHH!
SEE? MY LUCK
ISN'T BAD!
I COULD HAVE BEEN HIT
BY A CAR.
YOU SEE?
MY LUCK ISN'T BAD!
YOU SEE?
MY LUCK ISN'T BAD.
THIS CLOTHESLINE
BROKE MY FALL.
YOU SEE?
MY LUCK ISN'T BAD.
AT LEAST
THERE'S NO ONE HERE
TO WITNESS
MY HUMILIATION.
OH, DARKWING!
JUST IN TIME
FOR YOUR PARADE.
[WHEEZING]
SAY, PRETTY
NIFTY DISGUISE.
OH, HA HA HA....
DISGUISE? OF COURSE.
I--I DON'T DRESS
LIKE THIS NORMALLY.
[BASS DRUM]
AH, THE MIGHTY
MASKED MALLARD...
TAKING A TIME-OUT
FROM CRIMEBUSTING
TO JOIN HIS PARADE.
ANYTHING
FOR MY FAN CLUB.
SOME FAN CLUB.
LOOKS LIKE A FUND RAISER
FOR THE SAVE THE GEEKS
FOUNDATION.
TIME TO RAIN
ON DARKWING DUCK'S PARADE.
SUCK WATER, DO-GOODER!
I'M NOT STANDING STILL
FOR--AAH!
YES! DARKWING'S
WASHED UP LIKE
YESTERDAY'S LAUNDRY.
GET READY
TO EAT THOSE WORDS!
HAH! THE ONLY THING
THAT'S GONNA BE EATEN
IS YOU!
THAT LITTLE THING'S
GONNA EAT ME?
NO, THATBIG THING!
EASY THERE,
HIPSTER, OLE BUDDY.
I'M ONE OF YOUR
REGULAR CUSTOMERS.
O.K. MAYBE MY LUCK'S
A LITTLE BAD.
[RRRHHH]
UHH! COME ON!
OOF! UHH!
REMIND ME
NOT TO BUY ANY MORE
RIP-PROOF CAPES.
NOW OPEN WIDE
AND SAY, "RAHHH!"
[RAHHHH]
AAH!
[NEGADUCK]
GOODBYE, GOOD GUYS.
[BURP]
HA HA HA!
AT LAST,
DARKWING DUCK IS GONE!
GONE! GONE! GONE!
I'M FREE TO WREAK HAVOC
WITHOUT HIS MEDDLING!
IT'S PARTYTIME.
YA-HOO!
OW! OOH! OW! OOH!
AH! OOH! OUCH!
WE'VE BEEN SWALLOWED ALIVE
BY A FAST-FOOD STAND.
HOW ARE WE GONNA
BREAK THROUGH
THIS STEEL?
I'M THINKING.
HMM...MAYBE A LITTLE FOOD
WOULD HELP YOU THINK, DAD.
UH, SAY, THIS ISN'T
A CHILI BURGER, IS IT?
OF COURSE NOT.
I KNOW WHAT SPICY FOOD
DOES TO YOU.
O.K. JUST
A LITTLE NIBBLE.
UH-OH.
[GOSALYN]
PRESTO. ONE JALAPEñO-POWERED
WALL SMASHER.
[DARKWING]
NO MORE TALK
ABOUT BAD LUCK.
AFTER ALL, I BROKE US
OUT OF HAMBURGER HIPPO.
THAT'S NOT ALL
YOU BROKE.
A MERE SCRATCH.
LET'S SEE IF THAT
NEFARIOUS NEGADUCK'S
ON THE NEWS.
WRONG REMOTE.
SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTOR.
I'LL GET ONE, DAD.
OOH!
EXCUSE ME.
I'M LOOKING FOR DUCK
IN RIDICULOUS COSTUME.
THERE IS DUCK!
OHH...
WHERE'S THE DOCTOR?
WITCH DOCTOR!
I DON'T CARE.
ANY DOCTOR...
EXCEPT THAT ONE.
NOW YOU BELIEVE
IN CURSE OF
ETERNAL BAD LUCK?
I BELIEVE!
JUST UNCURSE ME.
FIRST GIVE BACK
MAGIC CRYSTAL AMULET
THAT BRING LIFE.
BRING LIFE?
AHA! SO THAT'S HOW
NEGADUCK'S DOING IT!
MY DIABOLICAL DOUBLE
HAS YOUR AMULET.
MAGIC VERY DANGEROUS
IN WRONG HANDS.
BUT D.W.'S GOT THAT CURSE.
TAKE IT OFF
SO HE CAN GET IT BACK.
OKEY-DOKE.
I REMOVE CURSE NOW.
BOOM-BOLLY, ZOOM-ZOLLY,
GOOD-GOLLY, MISS MOLLY!
AH-CHOO!
WHOA! WHEW.
BIG BUMMER.
CAN'T REMOVE CURSE
WITHOUT RATTLE.
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
YOU'RE CURSED,
REMEMBER?
TO THE KOOKY CLAY
FACTORY.
WHEN NEGADUCK
RUNS OUT OF CLAY,
I'LL BE WAITING.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT
THAT SILLY CURSE.
OOHHHHH!
UH...
HA HA, AHEM.
I JUST THOUGHT
I'D CATCH UP ON MY READING.
THERE. THAT'S
2 TONS OF THE STUFF.
ENOUGH KOOKY CLAY
TO LAST FOR YEARS!
TOO BAD
ST. CANARD WON'T
LAST THAT LONG.
TRAINS, PLANES,
NATIONAL MONUMENTS--
ALL AT MY COMMAND.
WITH ALL THAT POWER,
WHO CAN STOP ME?
I AM THE TERROR THAT--
[COUGHING]
UHH! OOW! ALL RIGHT!
WHO PUT
THE BANANA PEEL THERE?
IT'S THE TERROR
THAT TRIPS
IN THE NIGHT.
VERY FUNNY. WE'LL SEE
WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH!
LOOKS LIKE I GET
THE LAST LAUGH,
DARKWIMP. HA! HA!
UHH! OH, YEAH?
I'LL GET AN EVEN
LASTER LAST LAUGH.
HA HA HA!
WAIT!
D.W.,
THE ELEVATOR'S--
AAH!
[CRASH]
[LAUNCHPAD]
OUT OF ORDER.
A LITTLE SETBACK
NEVER STOPPED DARKWING DUCK.
QUICK! THE STAIRS!
[NEGADUCK]
ARRIVEDERCI, DUCKY!
SORRY TO BEAT
AND RUN.
GUESS AGAIN, NEGADUCK!
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
WHOA! AAH! WAAH!
[NEGADUCK]
MISSED ME!
YOU MISSED ME!
I DIDN'T WANT TO GET
THIS DANGEROUS.
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
YEAH, YEAH, AAAH.
NO BAD LUCK CURSE
CAN STOP THIS DUCK.
OUCH.
GOING DOOOOWN!
D.W.!
OOH! OOH! POOH!
I GOTCHA, D.W.
WE SHALL FIGHT THEM
ON THE BEACHES.
I'M A MENACE TO MYSELF
AND THE COMMUNITY.
WE'LL FIND A WAY
TO CURE YOU.
OUCHIE!
UH...
SOONER OR LATER.
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT NEGADUCK.
ANOTHER CRIMEFIGHTER
WILL SAVE THE DAY.
ANOTHER CRIMEFIGHTER?
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY...
CORRECT.
ANOTHER CRIMEFIGHTER
PROBABLY COULD DO
BETTER THAN ME.
IT'S GONNA TAKE
DESPERATE MEASURES
TO SNAP DAD
OUT OF THIS.
O.K., TAKE OFF
THE BLINDFOLDS.
OH, GOLLY, GOLLY, GOLLY.
DARKWING'S SECRET HIDEOUT.
JUST LIKE I ALWAYS
PICTURED IT.
GUESS WHAT.
YOUR FAVE HERO
IS CALLING IT QUITS,
THROWING IN THE CAPE.
AAH!
AAH!
O.K.
O.K.
O.K.
STOP BLUBBERING!
I CAN'T LET NEGADUCK
TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
YES, DARKWING.
I AM THE ITCH
YOU CANNOT REACH.
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
GET THOSE CIVILIANS
OUTTA HERE!
I CAN'T PAY ATTENTION
TO BAD LUCK.
ON THE OTHER HAND,
IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA
TO BE PREPARED.
I'LL SHOW 'EM
WHO'S TOP DUCK.
I'LL DESTROY THE CITY
WITH ITS OWN GREATEST
LANDMARK!
QUICK!
TO THETHUNDERQUACK!
COME ON, DAD!
THIS IS NO TIME
TO GOOF AROUND.
[ROAR]
HA HA HA HA!
TODAY ST. CANARD,
TOMORROW THE WORLD!
I ALWAYS WANTED
TO SAY THAT.
[ROAR]
MY OWN HIDEOUT,
ATTACKING THE CITY.
WE'VE GOT TO STOP IT!
IF ONLY IT'D
TRIP ON SOMETHING
LIKE YOU DO.
GOOD IDEA, GOS.
LAUNCHPAD,
I HAVE A PLAN.
[ROAR]
NOBODY MESSES WITH MY TOYS
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
I'M ALWAYS PREPARED
FOR EMERGENCIES.
TIME TO CLIP YOUR WINGS,
DUCKIE!
HA HA HA HA!
NICE WORK, LAUNCHPAD.
I GUESS MY LUCK
IS FINALLY CHANGING.
AHEM.
WE HAVE A MINOR
TECHNICAL PROBLEM.
MAKE THAT MAJOR!
AAH!
AAH!
WRONG BAG.
ALL RIGHT, EVILDOER.
SUCK...
SUSHI.
O.K.
ENOUGH THEATRICS.
GIMME
THAT MAGIC AMULET.
HA! ONCE AGAIN,
DARKWING DUCK
DARINGLY TURNS
DEFEAT INTO--
DISASTER!
UH-OH.
END OF THE LINE.
YOU'VE RUN OUT OF LUCK,
DUCK.
AU CONTRAIRE.
I'VE GOT LUCK
FOR US BOTH.
IT JUST HAPPENS
TO BEBAD LUCK.
GOOD THING
I DON'T BUY
RIP-PROOF CAPES
LIKE SOME DUCKS.
[NEGADUCK]
PUH-ROBLEM.
THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.
OUCHIE.
THE WITCH DOCTOR LEFT?
OOH! I KNEW
HE'D DOUBLE-CROSS ME!
BUT YOU WON'T ROLL OFF
INTO THE WATER AGAIN.
HE DIDN'T
DOUBLE-CROSS YOU.
HE GOT HIS
SPARE MAGIC RATTLE.
BIPPITY-BOPPITY-BOO,
McGRAW-McGEE-McGOO!
RUMBA, TANGO, BOSSA-NO-VA,
ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH-DOO!
I'M CURED!
NO MORE CURSE!
I CAN DO
ANYTHING I WANT!
LOOK OUT, DAD!
THE ROPES!
GUESS I SHOULDN'T
PRESS MY LUCK.
[GLUB GLUB GLUB]